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[music playing]
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- I'm driving you crazy, and
I haven't been around for you
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lately.
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But I had a few things--
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- Birdie, I love this
one as much as you do.
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I just don't feel like it's
an upper for a night out.
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Oh, please.
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No, I'm putting my foot down.
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[music playing]
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[laughter]
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So glad we went for
pastel beauty rather than
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shimmer sultry.
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Me too.
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Maybe we shouldn't do mascara
in case the foam gets in my
eyes.
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It's waterproof.
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Oh no, it's not just that.
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I'm scared I'm
going to slip over.
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What if it aggravates my
eczema?
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- You can't be scared
of soapy water.
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- I don't get why
everyone is acting
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like it's so normal to
go to the Student Union
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in a bikini in the
dead of winter.
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What are you guys doing here?
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I thought we were
meet you at the club.
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What?
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- We heard something at the
pub.
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- I bet it was that fucking
rugby player who started it.
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- The one in your
geography course?
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- Yeah, the one whose face is
like a packet of raw sausage
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meat that's been thrown
against the wall.
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I've heard him before
talking about girls
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in the most disgusting way.
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You know, I'm going
to go out tonight,
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and I'm going to pull
down his fucking chinos.
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And I'm going to stomp
on his balls so hard,
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they turn into two
little patties.
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Then I'm going to
stack them up in a bun,
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and then I'm going to
shove that double fucking
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Whopper down his fucking
gob until he fucking chokes.
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- Now, could you be a bit
less--
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What?
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- --Scottish?
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No, she's right.
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Maggie, don't worry.
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They're not going to
get away with this.
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- Yeah, if they've
done this to one girl,
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they'll do it to others.
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There's gotta be someone
at the Student Guild
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we can report it to.
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- Mags, I think maybe you
should stop looking at it.
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Yeah, turn that off.
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We need to get you a drink.
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We need to go out.
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Let's get covered in foam.
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Exactly.
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Let's get covered in foam,
then cut off some dicks.
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Nell.
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- You don't have to go out
if you don't feel like it.
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What do you want to do?
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Mags, are you awake?
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Yeah.
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How are you feeling?
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- I feel like I
don't want to exist.
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Not forever, I just don't want
to be here right now being me.
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- Mags, you didn't do
anything they didn't do.
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Why are you the one in trouble?
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You didn't do anything wrong.
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But I feel wrong.
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I feel like there's
something wrong with me.
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- You'll only feel like
this for a bit, promise.
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I'm sorry I'm such a mess.
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You're not.
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I am.
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I'm so loud and clumsy, and
I always get things wrong
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and forget things.
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And I lose things, and I
know I'm this disaster.
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But I can't ever seem to
change.
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I don't want to be this
constant storm causing chaos
everywhere.
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You're not a storm.
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You're a hurricane,
hurricane, Maggie, just
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like what Katy Perry said.
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What did Katy Perry say?
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- After a hurricane
comes a rainbow.
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See, you're the hurricane
and the rainbow.
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You blow through a place,
leaving the most spectacular
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thing as you go.
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No one ever forgets you
once they've met you.
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- No one else sees me
the way you see me.
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- We'd be lost
without each other.
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Wouldn't we?
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We would.
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[music playing]
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- When I was a single
girl, had clothes,
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have the very best car.
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Now that I'm a married girl,
go rag it all the time.
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I wish I was a
single girl again.
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I wish I was a single again.
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When I was a single girl, I had
shoes of the very best kind.
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Now that I'm a married girl,
I go barefoot all the time.
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[knocking]
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Come in.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I didn't realize you were in.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing tonight?
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Nothing.
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Why?
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- Do you want to maybe hang
out, like just the two of us?
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We could bake cookies
and do makeovers.
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Do makeovers.
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[laughter]
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Yeah, cool.
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Cool.
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[music playing]
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[SINGING] wish I was
a single girl again.
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- And the investors dropped out
on Friday, six o'clock, yeah.
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Come on.
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You'll need more than that.
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Dad, I'm OK.
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I've gone enough.
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- That's why you need to
hire me as your lawyer.
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But you can't afford me.
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- No business talk
on the Lord's day.
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Come on.
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I want legs.
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Amara always has the legs.
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She's the baby.
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- She's not the
baby anymore, dad.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Hey!
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Couldn't get out of it.
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The clients could only
visit the property today.
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Happy birthday, dad.
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Thank you.
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- Soften the lateness
with a present.
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- I'll put it on the
table for you, dad.
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- You missed a scandal
at church today?
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Oh, my gosh, yes.
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- Uncle Joseph came
with his new fiance.
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What?
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Weren't you at his wife's
funeral last month?
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Don't judge.
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Uncle Joe is a man,
and he has needs.
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He's 89.
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Thank you.
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[clapping]
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- And I'm wearing
this thick cardigan,
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and everyone in the
practice is freezing cold.
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But she won't have
the window shut,
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and I know it's because
she's menopausal.
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But if she'd just take
[WHISPERING] HRT like I did,
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she'd be fine.
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- [ON TV] Ready to start,
preparing, warming up.
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Where are they?
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I don't know.
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You don't seem like yourself.
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Is everything OK?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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And how are things in London?
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They're good.
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I had an appraisal with
my line manager on Friday,
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and she says that
I'm doing well.
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So you're enjoying it?
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Yeah, I think so.
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It's work.
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Isn't it?
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You're not meant to enjoy it.
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You enjoyed your dancing?
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- Actually, I have
been dancing a bit,
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again, just a
couple of auditions.
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I got a final callback
for a really big job.
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I, obviously, wouldn't
take it, if I got it,
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and I'm probably not
going to get it anyway.
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So don't worry.
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- I'm more worried
about my daughter who's
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given up her greatest
passion with no explanation
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and that doesn't
seem very happy.
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- Mom, do you know
what that would mean?
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If I became a dancer, I
wouldn't have a full time job,
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like the others.
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I wouldn't have
a regular salary.
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I'd have to do temp work.
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Would you be OK with that?
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What would you regret now?
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Not having money,
while you're young,
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or not giving everything to
the thing you love the most?
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Come on!
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Darling, it's starting!
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Mara, Mara, come on!
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Hurry up.
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It's going to start.
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It's going to start.
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Come on, quick, quick, quick.
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- [ON TV] We hold
our breath once more.
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[inaudible].
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OK.
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[starter pistol]
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- [ON TV] And they're away,
and Gatlin's off to a fine
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start, but Blake is with him.
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But here comes Bolt.
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Come on!
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, woo!
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[cheering]
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[ON TV] Blake takes a silver.
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What a win for Usain Bolt.
Absolutely brilliant.
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Usain Bolt-- what an athlete.
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What a race.
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And the crowd here in
the Olympic Stadium
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are loving every second of
this.
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9.6 seconds.
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- I could have done
that, you know?
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I was so good at sprinting.
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I was, like, fastest
girl in my whole school.
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Did you know that
the Olympic Park
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is the same size as 300
football pitches and is, like,
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riddled with insects?
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So it was really--
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[laughs] yeah, and they've
planted 13,000 trees,
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which is a bit excessive.
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Isn't it?
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I mean, we all like trees,
but you can sometimes
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have too many.
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So do you do this
with all your cuties?
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No.
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I should probably go home.
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- I think we
probably both should.
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- I will see you in
a couple of weeks.
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[music playing]
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What?
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Nothing.
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- Look, Nathan is
a very literal man.
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Clearly.
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This is like once mentioned
you like space to your mom
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when were 11, and
then every birthday,
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all we got were
solar system socks
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and books about Neil Armstrong.
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Did I?
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Yeah.
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Your memory is insane.
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I don't know how you
remember all those details.
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Sometimes, I think you
remember more about me than me.
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Of course, I do.
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That's the whole point of
being best friends with someone
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your whole life.
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One day, we'll be old,
and we'll need each other
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to remember everything
that's happened.
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Makeover?
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Makeovers.
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[TOGETHER] [inaudible]!
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I like that one.
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- That is a lovely shade, but
it depends on what kind of look
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we're going for today.
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Are we going dewy and doe
eyed or smoky eyed vixen?
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- Oh, I'm thinking
smoky eyed vixen.
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OK, love it.
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Or actually, can I have both?
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Yes, I can do both.
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Oh, wow.
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Hi, Nell.
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We're doing makeovers.
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I'm going upstairs.
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I'll talk to you later.
264
00:11:52,228 --> 00:11:54,196
[phone vibrates]
265
00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:14,595
[video call ringing]
266
00:12:18,047 --> 00:12:19,531
[video call connects]
267
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,329
Get your cock out.
268
00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:54,808
[moaning]
269
00:12:57,846 --> 00:12:59,157
I love glitter.
270
00:12:59,192 --> 00:12:59,848
Me too.
271
00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:06,716
- Will you French
plait my hair after?
272
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:07,372
Of course.
273
00:13:12,274 --> 00:13:14,172
[moaning]
274
00:13:26,529 --> 00:13:28,669
- Oh, my God, that was amaz--
275
00:13:34,468 --> 00:13:35,193
Fuck.
276
00:13:41,027 --> 00:13:43,063
- Oh, what have you
been up to today now?
277
00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:45,376
Spin class.
278
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,757
- Why do you look
like a My Little Pony?
279
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,657
She looks dewy and doe eyed.
280
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:53,142
- Ugh, you two and
your makeovers.
281
00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:54,419
You've watched too many movies.
282
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:56,352
Impossible.
283
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:58,113
Now, we should do you next.
284
00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:00,805
You could totally be
a smokey eyed vixen.
285
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,670
100%, smokey eyed vixen.
286
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,224
Nah, you're all right.
287
00:14:06,259 --> 00:14:07,260
Peace out, lil mamas.
288
00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:13,473
Peace out, lil mamas?
289
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:16,303
Hmm.
290
00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:20,583
- Are you ready to
see your new look?
291
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:21,999
[screams] I love it.
292
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:22,620
You love it?
293
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:23,138
Yeah.
294
00:14:29,006 --> 00:14:29,523
OK.
295
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:33,803
What does that look like?
296
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:34,563
Oh, my gosh.
297
00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:35,667
That is so nice.
298
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:38,394
- Margaret and
Belinda, this again?
299
00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:46,230
- He's so going to
ask you to prom.
300
00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:49,129
- [gasp] Do you really think
so?
301
00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:50,337
[laughter]
302
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,614
OK, my turn.
303
00:14:54,928 --> 00:15:01,279
- Do you want tawny
temptress or bold, red lip?
304
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:03,385
Bold, red lip.
305
00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:06,077
[music playing]
306
00:15:06,112 --> 00:15:08,114
- And I am--
307
00:15:08,148 --> 00:15:09,701
That was fun.
308
00:15:09,736 --> 00:15:10,944
I loved it.
309
00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:13,291
Night, night.
310
00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:14,637
Good night.
311
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,810
I'm heading out.
312
00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:50,708
I'll be back in a bit.
313
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,226
What?
314
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,537
Why?
315
00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:53,711
Don't leave.
316
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,677
We're just about
to start shooting.
317
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:55,885
I'm gagging for a fag, babe.
318
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,163
I need to go to the shop.
319
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,440
- It will start with
the shop, but then you
320
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,131
will pass the Ferrari showroom.
321
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,409
And you'll be in there signing
the paperwork, and none of us
322
00:16:02,444 --> 00:16:03,548
will be able to get hold of
you.
323
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,964
And Roisin will be
losing her shit.
324
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:09,209
We have been here
before, Kyle, so no.
325
00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:12,454
- Look, if I don't
have a fag, I won't
326
00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:15,905
be able to concentrate
on this scene.
327
00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,837
Wait here.
328
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,138
OK, sorry, excuse me.
329
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:48,904
Here you go.
330
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,216
You're welcome.
331
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:58,189
[MUSIC - JESCA HOOP, "SEED OF
WONDER"]
332
00:16:58,258 --> 00:17:01,434
[SINGING] Once, my life stood
still, like a stagnant well.
333
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:04,126
For so long, you
could hear the sound
334
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:09,131
of spiders, strumming fibers,
calling her to the web.
335
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,891
My river sits in ebb.
336
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,723
The little ones lean
over, laughing echoes.
337
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,484
Bounce down the dark till
it hits the floor, singing,
338
00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:18,865
come on, baby, come on, child.
339
00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,522
Call your flow.
340
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:26,631
Like a seed of wonder, faith
of mustard, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
341
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,149
Oooh.
342
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:34,191
All is dark.
343
00:17:34,225 --> 00:17:36,745
All of the light is vanished.
344
00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:40,369
It's gone like something
large hovering high
345
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:43,165
has covered up the sun.
346
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,134
And something quiets
the silken ringing--
347
00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:47,825
Thank you, everyone.
348
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,864
- You're definitely
going to get it.
349
00:17:52,933 --> 00:17:54,245
Do you think so?
350
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,593
- Yeah, yeah, they were
properly staring at you.
351
00:17:57,628 --> 00:18:00,044
Trust me, it's yours.
352
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,390
I hope so.
353
00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:02,874
Yeah, well, good luck.
354
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:03,358
Thank you.
355
00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:03,979
You too.
356
00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:11,504
- OK, series finale, last
scene, are we all prepped?
357
00:18:11,538 --> 00:18:12,194
Yup.
358
00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:13,644
Great.
359
00:18:13,678 --> 00:18:18,269
OK, when Kyle finds out,
it's going to be electric.
360
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,133
- OK, positions
everybody, please.
361
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:32,939
All right, and we are
turning over, and action.
362
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:35,286
- So how is your swimwear
line going, babe?
363
00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:36,460
It's good.
364
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,909
We're about to
launch a new range.
365
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:41,016
It's St. Tropez Theme,
all turquoises and golds,
366
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:45,296
like very chic, very 1980s
Catherine [inaudible]..
367
00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:48,472
Wow, yeah, amazing.
368
00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,336
We're cool with this.
369
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,337
How are you?
370
00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:52,614
Are you still dating Bohemia?
371
00:18:52,648 --> 00:18:54,995
Yeah, things are going great.
372
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:56,031
I really like the girl.
373
00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,377
How about Jade?
374
00:18:57,412 --> 00:18:59,897
That breakup was pretty bad.
375
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:00,898
Here we go.
376
00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,107
Now, we're cooking with gas.
377
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:08,043
- Yeah, we were both hurt at
the time, but we're mates now.
378
00:19:08,112 --> 00:19:13,704
- Kyle, there's something
I have to tell you.
379
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,430
What is it?
380
00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,984
- I hate to be the one to tell
you this, but someone has to.
381
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:21,056
Because everyone is
talking about it.
382
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:24,439
When you and Jade
were together--
383
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:25,025
Yeah?
384
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,654
Say it.
385
00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,173
- --she slept with someone
else.
386
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:42,629
Oh well.
387
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:49,118
Cut.
388
00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:02,960
What the fuck just happened?
389
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:17,423
I don't know, fuck.
390
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:20,529
- You can't end an
entire series on oh well.
391
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,497
- I don't understand
why he didn't react.
392
00:20:22,531 --> 00:20:24,257
I think I know why.
393
00:20:24,292 --> 00:20:26,052
What?
394
00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:28,710
- I think Kyle read my
notebook.
395
00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:29,607
- Maggie--
396
00:20:29,676 --> 00:20:31,264
I know.
397
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,886
- --why the fuck was that
notebook anywhere near a cast
398
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:34,405
member?
399
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,993
- He was asking me about
going outside for a cigarette.
400
00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,582
- Everyone, everyone knows
that the most important rule
401
00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:41,032
is you do not leave documents
about an episode lying around.
402
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:43,000
How could you be that stupid?
403
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,174
I'm so sorry.
404
00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,318
- OK, well, we need to have a
serious discussion tomorrow.
405
00:20:50,387 --> 00:20:52,423
I thought you could handle
it, but you're clearly
406
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:53,182
out of your depth.
407
00:21:01,225 --> 00:21:02,122
Have an awesome day.
408
00:21:02,157 --> 00:21:02,951
Thank you.
409
00:21:02,985 --> 00:21:03,503
Pleasure.
410
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,786
You guys are going to make
me the joke of the series.
411
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,823
- Kyle, I don't
know how many times
412
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,031
do I have to tell you this.
413
00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:16,654
We are following your real
life.
414
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,794
We only show what you do.
415
00:21:18,829 --> 00:21:21,038
You make yourself the
joke of the series.
416
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,315
I know how it works.
417
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,834
This show only works
if I'm being a tit.
418
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,491
That's the only way
you get your footage.
419
00:21:25,525 --> 00:21:29,184
- If you really think that,
then why are you even doing it?
420
00:21:29,218 --> 00:21:31,462
Like stop making both of
our lives so difficult.
421
00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:34,396
You can't have it both ways,
OK?
422
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:36,053
You can't be the
star of the show,
423
00:21:36,122 --> 00:21:39,332
as well as wanting to be
behind the scenes on the show.
424
00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,679
You can't be angry about
being a cog in the machine,
425
00:21:41,748 --> 00:21:45,234
whilst being desperate to
be the shiniest fucking,
426
00:21:45,269 --> 00:21:47,271
biggest cog in the
whole fucking machine.
427
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:48,997
You know what?
428
00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:51,102
Fuck you for thinking you can
use me, like some little toy.
429
00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:54,209
- No, fuck you for choosing to
put your life on camera to get
430
00:21:54,243 --> 00:21:55,624
famous and then
throwing a tantrum
431
00:21:55,659 --> 00:21:58,386
when it doesn't go
exactly your way,
432
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:01,216
and fuck you for
ruining my career.
433
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,079
Fuck you.
434
00:22:09,431 --> 00:22:12,814
- I only drink this
when I'm miserable
435
00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:16,473
or when I'm trying
to impress men.
436
00:22:16,507 --> 00:22:19,821
- I know the bloke who just
bought this distillery.
437
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:22,168
I met him in a hot tub at
the San Diego Yacht Club.
438
00:22:22,237 --> 00:22:23,894
- That sounds like a
Barry Manilow song.
439
00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:34,076
- Everyone's always
thought I'm only
440
00:22:34,111 --> 00:22:41,221
good for three things,
cars, clubs, and fit birds.
441
00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,637
Then this show comes along.
442
00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:45,329
Wants to make me famous
for it, so obviously,
443
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:46,813
I'm going to go with it.
444
00:22:46,848 --> 00:22:48,815
I'll pose naked with a bunch
of roses over my hampton
445
00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:51,059
for a bingo advert.
446
00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:53,164
I'll cut the ribbon at
the opening of the world's
447
00:22:53,199 --> 00:22:59,378
first shisha gym, and I'm kind
of stuck being that person.
448
00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:05,556
Who were you before?
449
00:23:05,591 --> 00:23:07,351
Well, that's the thing.
450
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:11,113
I don't remember,
but that bought
451
00:23:11,148 --> 00:23:13,081
me and my mates my first
table at a nightclub
452
00:23:13,115 --> 00:23:16,153
for my 13th birthday.
453
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,363
And people have been hanging
out with me ever since.
454
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,021
Are they there
because they like me?
455
00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:24,610
Or do they just
like this persona?
456
00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:29,925
- I think everyone
feels like that.
457
00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:31,444
Do they?
458
00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:35,379
- I mean, I feel like
that quite a lot actually.
459
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:39,383
I feel like I'm
giving a performance,
460
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,591
but we're different.
461
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:43,352
I don't think
anyone's watching me.
462
00:23:43,387 --> 00:23:43,870
Grim.
463
00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:54,363
All right, I'm off.
464
00:23:54,398 --> 00:23:56,952
Mate, get whatever she
wants, stick it on my tab.
465
00:23:56,987 --> 00:23:58,264
Sure.
466
00:23:58,298 --> 00:23:59,817
- She's going to need
some Dutch courage
467
00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:02,441
before she goes to her boss
and begs for her job back.
468
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:11,588
If you're sure, yeah.
469
00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:15,695
- I am, but thank you
so much for everything.
470
00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:30,607
Yay!
471
00:24:45,104 --> 00:24:46,381
Hi.
472
00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:47,555
Hi.
473
00:24:47,589 --> 00:24:49,246
What are you doing here?
474
00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:51,559
- I wanted to let you know that
I'm going to be eating tomorrow
475
00:24:51,593 --> 00:24:53,492
night about eight o'clock.
476
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:54,872
- I'll pick you up
at half to 7:00.
477
00:24:54,907 --> 00:24:56,322
Good.
478
00:24:56,356 --> 00:24:56,874
Good.
479
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:02,501
[knocking]
480
00:25:04,675 --> 00:25:06,125
[phone ringing]
481
00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:14,754
- Roisin, I want you to know
I accept full responsibility--
482
00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:16,929
- I don't want to see
you right now, Maggie.
483
00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:18,586
- I understand, but
I've had some ideas
484
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,966
of how we can save the finale.
485
00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:21,105
I don't want your ideas.
486
00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:25,800
Go home.
487
00:25:46,234 --> 00:25:48,236
[crying]
488
00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:00,351
Why are you knitting now?
489
00:26:00,386 --> 00:26:05,115
- I need a few trial runs to
get it right in time for
winter.
490
00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:06,495
What is it?
491
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,602
- It's a pair of
socks for Nathan.
492
00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:10,120
Cozy.
493
00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:15,677
- You haven't been off your
phone for like an hour.
494
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:17,921
Who are you texting?
495
00:26:17,955 --> 00:26:20,026
My sister.
496
00:26:20,061 --> 00:26:23,374
Aw, how is she?
497
00:26:23,409 --> 00:26:24,272
[phone vibrates]
498
00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:25,480
She's great.
499
00:26:25,514 --> 00:26:27,137
She just bought a
new car actually.
500
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,552
- Another Peugeot or--
501
00:26:33,005 --> 00:26:34,351
Huh?
502
00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:35,904
- I said, another Peugeot
or a different make?
503
00:26:35,973 --> 00:26:37,699
Oh, I don't know.
504
00:26:37,768 --> 00:26:38,597
Hey!
505
00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:42,566
How'd it go?
506
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:47,053
- Really well,
and I quit my job.
507
00:26:47,088 --> 00:26:48,745
Oh, my God, Amara.
508
00:26:48,814 --> 00:26:49,953
That's amazing.
509
00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:51,057
Do you have a plan?
510
00:26:51,092 --> 00:26:52,749
No, but that's the point.
511
00:26:52,818 --> 00:26:54,233
I want to be open to anything.
512
00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:56,269
I need to be free to go
to all the auditions.
513
00:26:56,304 --> 00:26:58,720
You only get, like, seven years
to do this properly and make
514
00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:01,550
it work, so I've got to try.
515
00:27:01,585 --> 00:27:02,828
Well done, mate.
516
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:05,002
I feel so fucking relieved.
517
00:27:05,037 --> 00:27:07,695
Hiya.
518
00:27:07,764 --> 00:27:08,696
Are you all right?
519
00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:11,871
Mm, just a full on day.
520
00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:14,563
Amara's got amazing news.
521
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:17,290
I quit my job.
522
00:27:17,325 --> 00:27:18,671
What?
523
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,846
No way.
524
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,157
I'm so proud of you.
525
00:27:22,192 --> 00:27:23,711
That took so much guts.
526
00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:25,057
Thanks, Mags.
527
00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:26,161
- Have you heard back
about the audition?
528
00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,093
- No, but they
said they're going
529
00:27:27,128 --> 00:27:28,094
to let us know by tonight.
530
00:27:28,129 --> 00:27:29,613
Why was your day so full on?
531
00:27:29,682 --> 00:27:30,545
Oh, it was boring.
532
00:27:30,579 --> 00:27:31,304
It doesn't matter.
533
00:27:31,339 --> 00:27:32,754
Let's celebrate.
534
00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,445
I am going to make a
cocktail called The Amara.
535
00:27:34,514 --> 00:27:36,447
Stay here.
536
00:27:36,482 --> 00:27:39,761
- To Amara, the best
fucking dancer in London.
537
00:27:39,796 --> 00:27:40,624
Yay!
538
00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,282
Woo!
539
00:27:43,351 --> 00:27:44,835
Mmmm.
540
00:27:44,870 --> 00:27:45,836
Woo.
541
00:27:45,871 --> 00:27:47,735
Eww.
542
00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:49,081
Ugh.
543
00:27:49,115 --> 00:27:50,738
- I think we should
play Never Have I Ever.
544
00:27:50,772 --> 00:27:53,844
- We are not playing that
stupid game for the millionth
time.
545
00:27:53,879 --> 00:27:55,674
We already know everything
about each other.
546
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:59,401
- I don't know, we might
have some new secrets.
547
00:27:59,436 --> 00:28:01,127
Birdie, you go first.
548
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:06,719
- All right, never have I
ever been to Peterborough.
549
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:08,065
For fuck's sake.
550
00:28:08,134 --> 00:28:09,239
Why?
551
00:28:09,273 --> 00:28:12,207
- OK, let's play
a different game.
552
00:28:12,242 --> 00:28:13,243
Eye spy?
553
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,900
A drinking game.
554
00:28:14,934 --> 00:28:17,696
- Oh, there is--
555
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,042
actually, maybe not.
556
00:28:19,076 --> 00:28:20,733
What?
557
00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:22,942
- I got given this game as a
present from someone at work,
558
00:28:22,977 --> 00:28:24,323
but I don't know.
559
00:28:24,357 --> 00:28:26,532
It seems a bit dangerous.
560
00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:27,567
In what way?
561
00:28:27,636 --> 00:28:28,879
Go on.
562
00:28:28,914 --> 00:28:29,742
- Well, I haven't opened
it yet, so I don't
563
00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:30,536
know exactly what's in it.
564
00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,331
What's it called?
565
00:28:32,365 --> 00:28:34,609
It's called Evil Friends.
566
00:28:34,678 --> 00:28:37,129
Ooh.
567
00:28:37,163 --> 00:28:37,923
[crash]
568
00:28:37,957 --> 00:28:39,407
What was that?
569
00:28:39,441 --> 00:28:42,375
- I think James still hasn't
fixed the broken teller rail.
570
00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:44,067
We should play it.
571
00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:47,311
- Why do I get the feeling that
someone's going to die tonight?
572
00:28:47,346 --> 00:28:48,554
[laughing]
573
00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:53,697
[music playing]
574
00:29:27,489 --> 00:29:29,112
- Now, let me get this
straight.
575
00:29:29,146 --> 00:29:33,081
You put the lime in the
coconut and drink it all up,
576
00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:37,085
put the lime in the coconut
and drink it all up.
577
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:41,745
- Compete to be the most
evil friend in a cutthroat
578
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:45,611
game of revelations, where
kindness gets you nowhere
579
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,338
and the truth wins
you everything.
580
00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:49,546
Ooh.
581
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:50,823
Who's going to go first?
582
00:29:50,858 --> 00:29:51,341
I'll go.
583
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,412
I'll go.
584
00:29:53,446 --> 00:29:57,381
Who amongst you has
the biggest cock?
585
00:29:57,416 --> 00:29:59,107
Oh, this is just silly.
586
00:29:59,176 --> 00:30:01,869
- Nell, I think you would
be hung, like a horse.
587
00:30:01,903 --> 00:30:04,699
But you wouldn't shout about
it, whereas Maggie, you'd
588
00:30:04,733 --> 00:30:05,838
be the opposite.
589
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,219
Everyone would
think you're hung,
590
00:30:07,253 --> 00:30:09,842
but really, you'd be teeny.
591
00:30:09,877 --> 00:30:12,327
Are you taking the piss?
592
00:30:12,362 --> 00:30:14,571
Wait, what would mine be?
593
00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:17,056
Ooh, umm, chode maybe.
594
00:30:17,091 --> 00:30:19,438
Wait, what's a chode?
595
00:30:19,472 --> 00:30:22,372
It's short and wide.
596
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:25,685
- Nell, that is a
horrible thing to say.
597
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,997
What?
598
00:30:27,032 --> 00:30:29,137
Everyone knows width
is better than length.
599
00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:30,138
What?
600
00:30:36,075 --> 00:30:38,043
[music playing]
601
00:30:57,303 --> 00:30:59,167
Two more, then you're done.
602
00:30:59,202 --> 00:31:01,652
Don't put that on Facebook.
603
00:31:01,687 --> 00:31:04,172
Amara, don't put
that on Facebook!
604
00:31:04,207 --> 00:31:07,003
- Who is most likely to
eat their friend if they
605
00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:09,729
were starving and without food?
606
00:31:09,798 --> 00:31:11,076
That one's really hard.
607
00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:12,146
None of us would do that.
608
00:31:12,215 --> 00:31:13,872
We'd all rather starve.
609
00:31:13,906 --> 00:31:14,873
Birdie.
610
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:15,977
Birdie.
611
00:31:16,046 --> 00:31:17,358
What?
612
00:31:17,392 --> 00:31:19,739
You guys discussed this,
that I would eat you?
613
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:21,327
- Yeah, that's
all we do, Birdie.
614
00:31:21,362 --> 00:31:23,398
We sit around, talking about
whether you're a cannibal.
615
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:24,986
[music playing]
616
00:31:46,214 --> 00:31:48,009
1, 2, 3.
617
00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:53,118
- Oh, I think I'm
going to be sick.
618
00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,779
Woo!
619
00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:01,781
[yelling and singing]
620
00:32:13,690 --> 00:32:14,656
Woo!
621
00:32:14,691 --> 00:32:16,693
[lightning]
622
00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:34,504
- Who is most likely
to get divorced?
623
00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:35,367
Me, I think.
624
00:32:35,401 --> 00:32:36,609
Definitely not you.
625
00:32:36,644 --> 00:32:37,990
You've never had a
relationship that's
626
00:32:38,025 --> 00:32:39,371
lasted more than three months.
627
00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:42,546
- You cannot get divorced
from a dating app.
628
00:32:42,581 --> 00:32:44,514
You've got a point.
629
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:46,171
I think it's birdie.
630
00:32:46,205 --> 00:32:47,206
I'm afraid.
631
00:32:47,241 --> 00:32:48,690
I'd never get divorced.
632
00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:50,623
I saw what it did to my family.
633
00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:52,522
- Birdie, don't take
it so personally.
634
00:32:52,591 --> 00:32:54,075
We're just saying,
it's easy to think
635
00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:55,628
you've met the best
person in the world,
636
00:32:55,663 --> 00:32:57,251
and then you get married.
637
00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,667
And you realize there are
other people who may be better.
638
00:32:59,701 --> 00:33:01,324
Look at me and Neil.
639
00:33:01,358 --> 00:33:03,740
- Me and Nathan are
nothing like you and Neil.
640
00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:09,263
- Whoa, everyone, Birdie,
drink, Nell, take a card.
641
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,199
- Who in the group would
you most like to fuck?
642
00:33:17,236 --> 00:33:23,311
Ooh, Maggie, I don't think I
could handle your sexual drama.
643
00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:26,004
Birdie, I can't imagine
what that even would be,
644
00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:27,867
but I know you'd text
me too much afterwards.
645
00:33:27,902 --> 00:33:30,560
It's good to check in.
646
00:33:30,629 --> 00:33:32,596
I mean, probably Amara.
647
00:33:32,665 --> 00:33:35,772
I know we could fuck, and you'd
have no emotional attachment.
648
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:37,015
Cheers, I guess.
649
00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:40,604
- You're just more
disengaged and free.
650
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:43,504
- Those are two completely
different words, but OK.
651
00:33:46,403 --> 00:33:50,235
- Who is most likely
to be a murderer?
652
00:33:50,269 --> 00:33:50,994
Ooh.
653
00:33:53,514 --> 00:33:55,033
I think Nell.
654
00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:57,000
Yeah, me too.
655
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,658
- She's very good
at keeping secrets,
656
00:33:59,692 --> 00:34:03,075
and she's got that
ruthless killer instinct.
657
00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:05,112
Aw, thanks guys.
658
00:34:05,146 --> 00:34:06,906
I was briefly offended,
but that's actually
659
00:34:06,941 --> 00:34:07,700
a great compliment.
660
00:34:07,735 --> 00:34:09,840
Are we sure it's Nell?
661
00:34:09,909 --> 00:34:12,119
Who else would it be?
662
00:34:12,153 --> 00:34:13,637
- I guess it would
be Nell, if it
663
00:34:13,672 --> 00:34:15,984
was one of those nerdy
murders that's all planned out
664
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:17,503
with lots of maps and graphs.
665
00:34:17,572 --> 00:34:21,611
But if it was a horny murder,
I think it would be me.
666
00:34:21,645 --> 00:34:23,337
What's a horny murder?
667
00:34:23,406 --> 00:34:25,028
- You know, like a
crime of passion.
668
00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:38,283
- Who is most likely to get put
in the friend zone by a crush?
669
00:34:38,317 --> 00:34:40,906
Nell!
670
00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:42,701
Drink, Nell.
671
00:34:42,735 --> 00:34:44,151
No, I'm not going to drink.
672
00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:46,774
- It's because you are so
funny and down to Earth.
673
00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:48,120
Yeah, and matey.
674
00:34:48,155 --> 00:34:49,397
Exactly, yeah.
675
00:34:49,432 --> 00:34:50,812
You can be very matey.
676
00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:52,745
Like Gabby, yeah.
677
00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:55,162
- Wait, no, no, no, no,
she's too rude to be a Gabby.
678
00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:58,475
She's more like a
sarcastic ticket inspector.
679
00:34:58,544 --> 00:34:59,856
Oh, my gosh.
680
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,168
100%.
681
00:35:01,237 --> 00:35:02,721
- Don't think I don't
know what you're all
682
00:35:02,755 --> 00:35:06,725
trying to say with your matey
copies, sarcastic ticket
683
00:35:06,759 --> 00:35:07,967
inspector bullshit.
684
00:35:08,036 --> 00:35:11,316
What you really mean
is I'm unfuckable.
685
00:35:11,350 --> 00:35:13,525
Oh mate, we're only joking.
686
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,389
No, you're not.
687
00:35:15,423 --> 00:35:17,563
You've always put me
in this sexless role,
688
00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:19,600
like Nell is the
responsible one.
689
00:35:19,634 --> 00:35:21,843
Nell is the bloke one,
like that take the piss out
690
00:35:21,878 --> 00:35:23,466
of her boyfriend.
691
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:26,227
Oh, my hair looks so good now,
take a picture of me, Nell.
692
00:35:26,262 --> 00:35:27,953
Oh, what's the
football score, Nell?
693
00:35:27,987 --> 00:35:30,300
Can you explain
global warming to us?
694
00:35:30,335 --> 00:35:32,647
Here's something you
don't know about Nell.
695
00:35:32,682 --> 00:35:35,374
Nell's about to start
fucking her married boss.
696
00:35:35,443 --> 00:35:37,721
She snogged him in the
pub, and then she
697
00:35:37,756 --> 00:35:40,448
wanked herself senseless
online to him last night.
698
00:35:40,483 --> 00:35:43,244
So no, Nell's not
in the friend zone.
699
00:35:43,279 --> 00:35:46,730
Nell's in the sex zone.
700
00:35:46,765 --> 00:35:48,180
Hey!
701
00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,388
[clapping]
702
00:35:51,356 --> 00:35:56,395
- Nell, you're going to have
an affair with a married man?
703
00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:58,604
- Yep, it's my turn to be
the leading lady for once.
704
00:35:58,639 --> 00:36:00,675
- He made a vow
to his wife, Nell.
705
00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:01,849
That is really serious.
706
00:36:01,883 --> 00:36:04,472
Oh, Birdie, chill out.
707
00:36:04,507 --> 00:36:06,094
Stop being such a
weird, Mormon virgin.
708
00:36:06,129 --> 00:36:07,475
- I'm not being a Mormon--
709
00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:12,584
- When did you become so
boring and judgmental?
710
00:36:12,618 --> 00:36:16,622
- I can't believe you are
doing this to the sisterhood.
711
00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:18,555
Oh, here we fucking go.
712
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:24,320
- All these years, you have
been a secret woman hater.
713
00:36:24,354 --> 00:36:27,185
- OK, Birdie, you're not
a prefect for monogamy,
714
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:29,290
because you've had a boyfriend
for less than a year.
715
00:36:29,359 --> 00:36:31,154
And, Maggie, cool it
with the fake feminism.
716
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:31,982
We all you're just jealous.
717
00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:32,569
It's not you.
718
00:36:32,604 --> 00:36:33,605
Amara!
719
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,089
I'm on your side.
720
00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:38,299
- Yeah, well, you're
all fucking me off.
721
00:36:38,334 --> 00:36:39,680
Do you know what, Nell?
722
00:36:39,714 --> 00:36:42,545
If this is the choice
that you want to make,
723
00:36:42,579 --> 00:36:45,893
then fine, but you're not
doing it under my roof.
724
00:36:45,927 --> 00:36:47,343
- I'll do whatever
the fuck I want.
725
00:36:47,377 --> 00:36:48,551
We all pay rent to live here.
726
00:36:48,585 --> 00:36:49,690
Yeah, it's not your roof.
727
00:36:49,724 --> 00:36:51,243
It's our roof.
728
00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:52,693
Well, do you know what?
729
00:36:52,727 --> 00:36:54,764
You can't do whatever
the fuck you want,
730
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,731
because I'm moving out
to live with Nathan.
731
00:37:00,148 --> 00:37:04,014
Fuck this.
732
00:37:04,049 --> 00:37:06,224
Birdie, what the fuck?
733
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:07,604
You can't do this to us.
734
00:37:07,639 --> 00:37:09,572
Who are we going to get
to move into your room?
735
00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:10,745
Not my responsibility.
736
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,437
- You haven't given
us any notice.
737
00:37:12,471 --> 00:37:13,852
I've just quit my job.
738
00:37:13,886 --> 00:37:15,578
I didn't tell you to do that.
739
00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:17,580
- Can you not see how
selfish you're being?
740
00:37:17,614 --> 00:37:19,789
We are all meant to
be in this together,
741
00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,204
and now, you're
just walking away,
742
00:37:21,273 --> 00:37:24,103
like we haven't been
planning this for years.
743
00:37:24,138 --> 00:37:25,795
- I'm moving in
with my boyfriend.
744
00:37:25,829 --> 00:37:27,383
I'm not doing anything wrong.
745
00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:30,420
- Yeah, I bet he told
you to say that to me.
746
00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:55,687
- Mag, Maggie, please, this
has been really, really hard
747
00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:56,998
for me.
748
00:37:57,033 --> 00:37:59,553
- This has been really
hard for me, too,
749
00:37:59,587 --> 00:38:04,558
watching you slowly
disappear from my life.
750
00:38:04,592 --> 00:38:06,180
Were you only have
our friends with me,
751
00:38:06,214 --> 00:38:08,216
while you were waiting
to find a boyfriend?
752
00:38:08,251 --> 00:38:12,082
No, no, of course, not.
753
00:38:12,117 --> 00:38:16,742
- You have always been
my most important person.
754
00:38:16,777 --> 00:38:20,159
- I don't know if we should
be that to each other anymore.
755
00:38:20,228 --> 00:38:21,368
It's not healthy.
756
00:38:21,437 --> 00:38:22,748
We can't go on, like we were.
757
00:38:22,783 --> 00:38:25,717
And we have to grow up
and have our own lives.
758
00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:27,891
You don't want that.
759
00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:29,410
You just want Nathan's life.
760
00:38:29,445 --> 00:38:32,793
You've just become
a version of Nathan.
761
00:38:32,827 --> 00:38:34,242
What?
762
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:35,899
Yeah, you've lost yourself.
763
00:38:35,968 --> 00:38:37,453
I don't recognize you anymore.
764
00:38:37,487 --> 00:38:41,077
Every CD in your car is
Nathan's favorite band.
765
00:38:41,146 --> 00:38:44,770
Everything you wear is
something Nathan bought for
you.
766
00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:47,911
You handed over your
entire personality
767
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:50,673
to the first man
who asked you out.
768
00:38:50,707 --> 00:38:52,537
I don't know where
the real you has gone.
769
00:38:52,606 --> 00:38:55,436
This is the real me!
770
00:38:55,471 --> 00:38:59,095
Whoever you think I am
isn't who I want to be.
771
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:01,822
And even if I am
like Nathan, so what?
772
00:39:01,856 --> 00:39:05,446
It's better than just being
a version of you, Maggie.
773
00:39:05,481 --> 00:39:10,140
I can't live with you,
and follow you around,
774
00:39:10,209 --> 00:39:14,248
and look up to you,
and copy you, all so
775
00:39:14,282 --> 00:39:16,526
that you feel better
about yourself.
776
00:39:16,595 --> 00:39:18,735
- I never wanted
you to be like me.
777
00:39:18,804 --> 00:39:20,737
- No, but you have
always just wanted me
778
00:39:20,806 --> 00:39:22,705
to be one step behind you.
779
00:39:22,739 --> 00:39:26,260
- I always wanted you
to be your own person.
780
00:39:26,294 --> 00:39:28,573
- Why does it make
you so insane that I'm
781
00:39:28,607 --> 00:39:29,953
doing something for me?
782
00:39:29,988 --> 00:39:32,611
Because I want you to live.
783
00:39:32,646 --> 00:39:36,995
- Do you think what you're
doing is living, drinking and
fucking
784
00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:38,962
anything for a story?
785
00:39:38,997 --> 00:39:41,965
Maggie, are you even
experiencing any of it?
786
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,037
Jesus, are you even alive?
787
00:39:45,072 --> 00:39:46,936
- Is that what you
think about me?
788
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:55,462
Is this you telling
me you're moving out,
789
00:39:55,496 --> 00:39:56,911
or is this you
telling me you don't
790
00:39:56,946 --> 00:40:00,328
want to be friends anymore?
791
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,641
Birdie--
792
00:40:02,676 --> 00:40:03,297
I don't know.
793
00:40:03,331 --> 00:40:05,679
I don't know.
794
00:40:05,713 --> 00:40:07,094
I think we just need some
space.
795
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,515
- I feel like you're
breaking up with me.
796
00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:22,454
[crying]
797
00:40:29,875 --> 00:40:30,428
What?
798
00:40:41,404 --> 00:40:43,337
[crying]
799
00:40:43,371 --> 00:40:53,381
[computer notification]
800
00:40:53,416 --> 00:40:58,766
[computer notification]
801
00:40:58,801 --> 00:41:00,388
[sigh]
802
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:19,200
[typing]
803
00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:22,480
[music playing]
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