All language subtitles for Everything I Know About Love s01e04

You seem quiet.

What's going on?

Come on, talk to me.

- OK, God, I feel like such
a loser telling you this.

You can tell me anything.

- I'm worried you're
not over Jade.

You know, I heard that she's
not happy that you're dating
again.

And I guess I'm scared you
two have unfinished business.

- Jade is always going
to be a part of my life.

But there's a big difference
between unfinished business

and ancient history.

The girl I can't
stop thinking about

isn't the one from my past.

It's the one in my present.

Yes.

Cut.

Thank you.

OK, great.

Where are they going now?

Drinks and dinner later.

- OK, we should film
her and Bella tomorrow

because if they
do sleep together,

she'll want to debrief.

Good thinking.

All right.

I'll see you laters.

- Hey, listen, it'd be great
to get together at some point

to brainstorm about my role.

- Like I said before,
that's not really

how this show
works because we're

following your real lives.

- I see myself as the first
ever method reality TV star.

Do you know what I mean?

No, not really.

- It would be good to see
how we could work together

so I could get behind the
camera as well as in front.

- I'm not sure you can--

Sick.

I'll be in touch.

Yeah.

Yay.

Come on.

Next time.

Next time.

You guys want to go?

- Will you take this
downstairs for me?

Sure.

TJ.

Yo.

- Hey, do if they
pilates scene?

Think they're still shooting.

Cool.

So where are you guys drinking
before the series launch

tomorrow?

- There's this place that does
a burger and beer deal

on a Thursday.

Cool.

I might join you.

It's for under 25s.

I am under 25.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

We all assumed you had
to be like 35 years old.

Nope.

24.

How did you get this job?

Are you someone's niece or?

No.

- Oi, working girl,
get in my office now.

You've been doing great work.

Your instincts are bang on.

I'm happy you're happy.

- How are you getting on
with everyone out there?

- I mean, I don't really know
those guys because us producers

are busy doing our thing.

But that's fine.

I'm not here to make friends.

I'm here to be
the best I can be.

- You watch too much reality
TV.

Look, you can front
all you want, Maggie.

It's obvious that you're
desperate to make everyone

like you.

You reek of it like
Misty or Sharee.

- OK, i do you sometimes
wear that perfume,

so maybe it's just--

- Look, it's special
that you're so young.

It's one of the
reasons I hired you.

We need that kind of insight.

Just don't be too young.

What do you mean?

- You've got a long
career ahead of you.

It's going to take up
a lot of your time.

Don't waste it trying
to be liked by everyone.

Trust me.

TJ.

Yeah?

Cup of tea would be great.

Did you see that?

Cheek.

- Lost. That's how I
felt for most of my 20s.

In a maze without an exit.

A boat without a rudder
going around and around

the wrong cul-de-sac.

And every time my father's
confusion, this lack

of direction, I did one thing.

I tried to be a
brand new person.

[MUSIC - METRONOMY, "EVERYTHING
GOES MY WAY"]

- When I take you back, I
thought you'd only up and run.

But you're still here, I know.

And when I take you back, I
thought you'd only up and run.

But you're still here.

You're still here.

And now everything goes my way.

And now everything goes my way.

I got the job.

- It feels so good to
have you back, my love.

I'm in love again.

Love, I'm in love again.

Love, I'm in love again.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to this workshop.

So nice to see so
many new faces.

OK, let's get started.

[music playing]

We go down 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Stretch 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

Up.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

[inaudible]

And 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

6, 7, 8.

Thanks.

Oh, yeah.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

That was great.

You're really good.

Are you with another company?

No.

Freelance?

I'm not a dancer.

I work in property.

I used to dance.

Well, I tried to.

I did a dance degree.

Then did a bunch of
auditions after I graduated.

But I stopped about
six months ago.

Why?

- Got kind of tired
of it all I guess.

It was the final round for this
company that I'd always loved.

I'd already had loads
of knock backs--

comments about the fact that
I did a dance degree at uni

instead of going
to a dance school.

Directors assuming that
I was a street dancer.

And then the woman
at this audition

says to me in front of
everyone, tuck your bum in.

I carried on dancing, and
then she says it again,

and I was so embarrassed.

I said to her,
that's just my body.

She says nothing.

Then everyone leaves, and
she asked me to stay behind.

And then she says,
my darling, let

me save you a lot of heartache.

You move well, but you're--

- Not the right fit for
a company like this.

And I never will be.

Look, fuck her.

The window for trying
to make this work

professionally is short.

But you know that.

- I honestly just ended up
thinking it was impossible.

No, it's really, really hard.

But it's not impossible.

Really?

I didn't do anything.

- You know, if you were
one of my year 10 boys,

I'd put you in immediate
detention for that, Simon.

- Quite like the
thought of that.

- 7:30 on a Thursday night,
why are we both here?

Well, you're marking.

Yes.

And I'm watching you marking.

- I know, and it's
very distracting.

Fine, fine.

I'll go.

Even though I'm the only
one in this room who

knows where the end of
term party wine is hidden.

Next time.

Phone.

On the off chance you ever find
yourself wanting a distraction.

- I'm just obsessed with
shoving stuff in my glob.

Same.

But everything I put into
it gets me in trouble--

fags, pints, MSG.

- I wish it was a hobby through
your mouth that was guilt free.

The flute.

Hiya.

I got the job.

Yes!

Yes, you beauty.

Well done.

Oh, thank you.

I can't believe they
actually kept my CV on file.

I'm going to be a
buyer's assistant.

When do you start?

Next week.

- Do you want a fish
finger sandwich or a drink?

We should celebrate.

- I think we have some
toffee vodka in the freezer.

I've already eaten.

I went to Nathan's
after I got the news.

Toffee vodka then.

Street was there.

Was he?

Yup.

And I want you to whatever you
want to find out about him,

I'll find out.

I'll be your man on the ground.

- That is so sweet
of you, Birdy.

But, honestly, I've
turned a corner.

I deleted his number.

I never want to look at my
phone and wait for a text from
him

ever, ever again.

I've entered a
period of celibacy.

I'm being serious.

I've got to start making
more grown up choices

in all areas of life.

I put myself in
for an STI check.

I'm pretty sure the only thing
I got from that relationship

were technicolor strains of
HPV.

So, yeah, that's my news.

New chapter.

- You could always buy one
of those suction cup dildos

and stick it to your wall.

- I did consider
that, but the thought

of me humping a wall
alone in my room

was a bit much, even for me.

Fair.

- When do we need to
get there tomorrow?

Oh, my gosh.

I am so excited.

I can't believe I get to
meet Kyle [inaudible]..

7:30.

What's tomorrow?

- The launch party for series
three of Heirs and Graces

is going to be
really, really fun.

But you have got to be
on your best behavior.

I want to be taken
seriously at work.

Got it.

Cheers, everyone.

Cheers.

Cheers to Birdy.

Cheers to Birdy.

- So do those dildos stick to
any surfaces, or just walls?

Inhale.

Up dog.

Exhale.

Down facing dog.

Now jump forward.

Wrap your legs around your
arms.

I don't think it's for me.

Stick with it.

It has given me a sense
of focus like I have never

experienced before.

- Cross your left leg
on top of your head.

You'd like Happy Baby.

Happy baby.

Happy baby.

Happy baby.

- Are you sure it's OK if I
bring Nathan tomorrow night?

Of course.

It'd be nice to have him there.

And I can't wait for
you to meet Roisin.

She is terrifying and amazing.

I've told her all about you.

She calls you my other half.

- You know, I was
thinking, maybe we

should allocate time together,
like sync our diaries

every week.

I know you don't normally
believe in calendars, but--

No, I agree.

I think that's a
really good idea.

Good.

- Dream job, serious
relationship,

all in your first year
of moving to London.

You're nailing it, little bird.

So are you.

- So what's the best
custody agreement then?

Nathan and I get you
every other weekend

and you sack off your mum?

It sounds great.

We'll work it out.

We always work out.

Can I sleep with you tonight.

Yeah, of course.

You never have to ask.

- Please can we put
the windows up now.

No.

The colder you are, the more
activated your metabolism.

You can eat anything when
you're shivering, calories
canceled.

According to who?

Cosmopolitan magazine.

- Can you believe
that it's done now?

Exams, school,
forever, it's over.

We're free.

Don't say that.

I've been waiting
for this moment

since I was five years old.

- I've been dreading this
moment since I was five years
old.

Look, Birdy.

Look out there.

What do you see?

Wembley Stadium?

Not literally.

I mean, what do you
see in your future?

I look at that city and I see
all people I'm going to meet

and the job is I'm going
to have and the men

I'm going to fall in love with.

What do you see?

- Something
completely terrifying.

It's not terrifying.

Think of our first
London flat together.

- Four poster bed
and a cinema room.

Absolutely.

Kyle, Kyle.

[shouting]

Birdy, Birdy, is that Kyle?

Oh, my God.

I think that's Kyle.

Oh, my God.

It is.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Do you mind if I have
a picture with you?

Yeah, of course.

No problem.

Mags, are you OK?

You look worried.

I'm not worried.

I'm just-- um,
have you seen Jade?

I think she knows that Kyle and
Bohemia have slept together.

And I need to keep them
apart so they don't have

that confrontation off camera.

Mags, Mags, look at me.

You need to enjoy this.

It's your first ever work
party.

And you earned it.

OK.

OK, thank you.

Ah, the famous Birdy.

Yes, Birdy, this is Roisin.

Oh, right.

- So you two have been
best friends since school?

- Yeah, and went
to uni together,

moved London together.

Oh, that's beautiful.

I've got a friend like that--

Paula.

Grew up together.

Learned all the hard lessons.

She knows my family.

I know her family.

She's the path back
to all my memories.

Do you know where she is now?

Where?

No idea.

Haven't spoken to her since she
married some ham-faced police

officer called Ken
at a Hilton Hotel.

Back in a bit.

I just need to find Jade.

[music playing]

Drink, drink, drink.

Maggie.

Do you guys know each other?

Yeah, we live together.

Did not expect that.

Why not?

I just can't imagine it.

Do you want to play, Mags?

I'll see you in a bit.

Have you seen Jade?

Well, OK, my Go.

- God, cannot believe
you guys are friends.

You're so fun.

What do you mean?

She's so uptight.

Uptight?

- I'm going to go
check she's OK.

OK.

Come on, let's go again.

Mags.

You OK?

No.

You two.

You two, come with me.

I can't.

I'm working.

I don't care.

Whatever you're about to
do, this is more important.

Come on.

So it's a dating
website in an app,

like proper streamlined
so you don't

have to read about
all those people

who like bungee jumping
and social justice.

It's just right, left.

Yes, no.

White on.

No white on.

And do they ever run out?

No.

Well, I mean, they haven't yet.

Wow.

I know, right?

All these men just
waiting for you.

I'd love to use it.

But sadly, I've decided to
give up sex for a while.

I need to learn to
make better choices.

Have you got a profile?

Not yet, no.

- Honestly, man, all
you fucking millennials.

What is wrong with you?

This is your sexual revolution.

This is your summer of '69.

Give us your phone.

I'll set you up a profile.

Oh, you're gorgeous.

What do you do?

Property.

Oh, absolutely not.

Can't to allow that.

- I've just got to go find
Jade.

OK, have you got any nudes?

Yeah.

- OK, so you want
to be sending those

within seven minutes
of getting a match.

Really?

Yes.

And always cut your
head out of it.

But keep your feet in.

They'll like that.

OK.

- And not one of those,
like, cheeky pin up things.

That's not going to
get you anywhere.

Don't send them anything
they could already

see on a French beach.

You want vulva close up,
harsh Soviet lighting,

flash bouncing off the labia.

Are you going to
remember all this?

100%.

Good.

[music playing]

- Oh, looks like
Maggie found Jade.

- Don't fucking talk
to me like that.

Who the fuck do
you think you are?

- Jade's boobs, they're
amazing.

So round and high.

They like higher
than her shoulders.

Your boobs are better, babe.

Go dance.

Nah.

No, no.

I'm fine.

No, go on.

Go have a dance.

No, no.

I want to stay here with you.

Bye, babe.

Love you.

Hey.

Hi.

What's your name?

Amara.

Amara.

I'm Kyle.

Kyle, I know.

I watch every week.

That's embarrassing.

- It might be
embarrassing for you.

It's not for me.

I'm friends with Maggie.

Who's Maggie?

The story producer.

Oh, Maggie, right, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You look like you're
running dry there, babe.

Let me get you another one.

Hi, there.

Hi, I'm Neil.

Roisin.

Maggie's boss, right?

I'm a friend of hers.

I've heard nothing
but fantastic things.

Right.

Thanks.

- Well, when did you
get into showbiz?

- I've been working in
TV for about 25 years.

25 years?

Well, that's amazing.

I'm not in the industry myself.

I'm a trainee lawyer.

Yeah?

- I have had my brush
with celebrity though.

Have you heard the
name Joseph Washbourn?

Joseph?

Washbourn.

He's the lead single
Toploader, the band.

Is he?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

My cousin went to uni with
him, so I see him once a year

at the birthday drink.

Do you?

I do, yeah.

Yeah.

Introduced myself a few times.

Seems like a really nice guy.

Listen, if you ever wanted
to get in touch with him

for a TV program, I can
get his number no problem.

Like my cousin actually
went on tour with him once.

What are you doing?

- Roisin, this is
my girlfriend, Nell.

- Why are you talking about
the guy from Toploader again?

- Oh, I was just
saying if they ever

wanted to feature a live
band on Heirs and Graces,

I could put Roisin
it in touch with--

- Can I ask you something
I've always wanted to know?

Of course.

Yeah.

- What do you put
in those pockets?

[music playing]

- I keep on moving
with the lights on.

With the lights on.

So you won't scare me
with the lights on.

How are you doing?

Oh, fine.

Just trying to save the entire
editorial content of the show.

You manage it?

- Jade's gone home in
a huff, so at least I

don't have to worry
about her anymore.

What about you?

- I was having a great
time until I found Neil

chewing my ear off your boss.

I just-- I just--

I don't understand.

Why does he do it?

Can't he just engage in
a normal conversation

like a normal person
how about normal things?

Amara!

Oi.

What?

Come on.

We're going home.

Are you her nan?

- Kyle, what is the
matter with you?

Your heartbroken
ex-girlfriend has just left.

The girl you're currently
dating it's still here.

Pull yourself together.

DM me, yeah?

I will.

I can't believe you did that.

Mags, chill out.

It's not that big of a deal.

It's not a big deal to you.

But it's a massive deal to me.

Why?

- The cast are on my
case all the time.

They don't respect me.

They think I'm some
sick form Roisin hired.

And it definitely won't help
that my housemate got off

with one of them.

And now he will always
have that over me.

- You know how much I fancy
him.

I've been crushing on him since
we first watched that show.

And then you fucking
blue balled me.

How could you even fancy him?

He's ropey as hell.

- Um, have you looked at
the men you fancy, Maggie?

- Why are you being
a dick about this?

- Why are you being
a dick about this?

You were so stressed
out and hectic tonight.

I actually wasn't.

You don't understand
how difficult

it is to make this show.

- Oh, it's not that
difficult. You literally

got the job when you were
sitting on your sofa eating

pizza.

How is that fucking relevant?

- I'm just saying
you don't catch Nell

and I turning up to work in
a hoodie getting paid to chat

about people's sex lives.

What possessed you?

- Well, I was just
making conversation.

It wasn't conversation.

It was you going on
and on about some band

that no one has heard
of or cares about.

- Dancing in the Moonlight
went multi-platinum, Nell.

- Why is that at all
relevant when you're

talking to Maggie's boss?

Fancy a porker?

I can't do anything right
at the moment, can I?

Margaret Marshall.

Right, trousers down, twat out.

I try to save time by avoiding
all the pop your clothes off

and pop on the bed stuff.

So what are we having?

HIV, chlamydia, clap,
syphi, hep B. Full English?

Yup.

Might as well.

So what contraception
have you been using?

Condoms.

Apart from the one time we were
drunk and we used the pull
out--

- Don't you dare
say method to me.

Are you very tall?

I guess.

Hmm, thought so.

We're going to need
a longer speculum.

- Anyway, I don't have to
really think about any of that
stuff

anymore because I
made a decision to--

Bit cold now.

- To stop having
sex for a while.

Just full abstinence.

Deep breaths.

Only a couple of seconds.

- To really think about the
choices I've been making.

And only have sex with
like three people a year

who all put money
aside for a pension.

All done.

You know, I'm not a
gum clinic priest.

I can't throw some holy
lube on you and tell you

you're now cleansed.

Whatever you're
looking to me for,

I'm not going to be
able to give you.

How old are you?

24.

24.

I wish I'd done nothing
but fuck when I was 24.

My generation were
the first women

who could have sex
outside of marriage

without it completely
ruining our lives.

Human bodies are like
countries, and you

are free to explore the world
if that's what you want.

And you should, frankly, while
you still have the energy

and skin elasticity.

Just use a condom.

I will.

- You have a lovely
cervix by the way.

Real star quality.

[music playing]

- If I only knew your name
I'd go from door to door.

Searching all the crowded
streets for the face

that I once saw.

If I only knew your name,
I'd go from door to door.

Tell me, have you seen the
girl I met just once before.

One night of love, nothing
more, nothing less.

One night of love to
put my head in a mess.

Is that you the bus?

Is that you on the train?

Hey.

What you doing?

Same.

My girl is back.

God, I'm addicted.

[inaudible] could I take a
week off work [inaudible]

just to get through
all the profiles.

Any good matches?

Oh, a few.

How about you?

A few.

Where do you stand
on moustaches?

I don't mind them.

Quite like them actually.

Make me feel like I'm with a
very powerful but disgusting

porn magnate who's begged
me back to his penthouse.

Your imagination, I swear.

Are you even in the
room when you have sex?

Barely.

Hi.

Can I get a glass of
white wine, please?

Just a house white.

Large, please.

Ah.

What?

- Just some freak talking to
me like I'm a piece of fruit.

I'm from Redding, mate.

Show me.

Oh, my God.

That's rank.

- Have you been
getting gross messages?

A couple.

How about you?

Loads.

Saying what?

- That they've always wanted
to be with a Black girl.

Or they tell me that
they've been with loads

of other Black girls.

Oh, my God.

- It's just fucked up to think
I'm the thing to tick off

a guy's sexual to-do list.

Like me just being human
is their dirty fetish.

It makes me feel mental.

- Do you think anyone will have
a fetish for lanky white girls

who talk too much and stop
giving blowjobs after a month?

I hate that men think it's
OK to speak to you like that.

You must have just
got a bad batch.

Why are they all
graphic designers?

There you go.

- I was being a dick last
night.

I'm sorry.

It's OK.

- I just don't understand
all the different boundaries

of who you are in
your personal life

and who you meant to be at
work.

I find [inaudible] so
confusing.

I don't know how to
be taken seriously.

And I don't know
how to be liked.

Everyone just thinks I'm
this weird, boring loser.

- Well, if there's one
thing I know you can do,

Mags, it's win people over.

[music playing]

[inaudible]

Good luck at university.

I'll call you.

Bye, darling.

Drive safely, won't you?

Love you.

Love you, darling.

This is it, Birdy.

We're driving down a road
that's going to take us

into the whole giant world.

We're driving down the M5.

It's not just the M5.

It's the beginning.

First uni, then
jobs, then London.

We're going to lose
our virginities,

and then the world
will be our oyster.

I'm scared.

Don't be.

Nothing bad can happen.

We've got each other.

You forgot the plant.

Gently.

Gently.

She's a good driver.

She's a good driver.

Bye.

I love you.

Cancel your plans.

Put on your thongs.

I have just matched with a
circus performer called Victor.

I am negative for all STIs,
and we are going out tonight.

- I thought you weren't
drinking or having sex or
eating carbs.

Changed my mind.

Life is for living.

Do you have a pen and paper?

No.

In the bowl.

What do we need?

Crisps, salt and vinegar?

Cheese and onion.

No, man, how many times?

You don't have to eat them.

Cigarettes, regular?

Yes.

Menthol?

Yes.

Fake tan.

Vodka.

Gum.

Fresh razors.

My treat.

Predrinks?

Here.

DJ?

Nell.

[inaudible]

Then [inaudible]?

Then dancing.

perfect.

Yes.

What's going on?

- We're going out tonight,
but properly this time.

None of their six pints and
home by 1:00 AM nonsense.

What about me?

- I thought you
were with Nathan.

Are you free?

I can be free.

What time are we heading out?

9:00.

predrinks at 7:30.

Great.

- Oh, can you put
down gaffer tape?

Yeah.

Why?

Top I'm going to wear.

[music playing]

Hey.

Turn it up, DJ Nell.

DJ Nell.

There we go.

OK.

Yeah.

Could have been here tonight.

Could have been sweet as wine.

Could have been a lady.

You could have been all right.

Could have been here tonight.

Could have been sweet as wine.

Could have been a lady.

They all love you.

You're a good girl.

When you wake, find another
man lying beside you.

They all need you.

They all want you.

Well, I'll be surprised if you
realize where you're going to.

You could have been all right.

Could have been here tonight.

Could have been sweet as win.

Hey, what can I get you?

- Four vodka lime sodas,
please.

Yeah, sure.

Thank you.

Keep the change.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

- I don't know if
it's because I spent

too much time on that
app, but everyone here

looks like an estate agent.

I know right.

Sorry.

- Mags, I think I'm going to
go.

OK.

Is that OK?

Come on.

Love you.

Love you.

Love you.

Love you.

Bye, guys.

Love you.

I might go too.

I'm not feeling well.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'll see you tomorrow.

OK.

[music playing]

- Man, Birdy's really
defected, hasn't she?

Yeah.

But it's OK.

You sure?

Yeah.

We're cool.

We're like sisters.

We let each other
do our own thing,

and then we always
come back together.

If you actually
had sisters, you'd

realize how off-key
that description is.

Crew is two.

Crew is two.

Oh, my God.

Let's go.

- OK, I just sent you his
full name and number in case

you never hear from me again.

- And I have just sent you
his address for safety.

- I can't believe
we're doing this.

Me neither.

It's wild.

I know.

- Do you worry we might
get a little bit murdered?

Think of it like this.

It's just as wild as going
home with a stranger we

meet in here tonight.

You're right.

You look fit.

So do you.

[MUSIC - ANDREWS SISTERS,
"GIMME SOME SKIN, MY FRIEND"]

Hello.

You like my style.

Well, why don't you
make me know it?

You like my walk.

You like my talk.

Well, there's only
one way to show it.

Ready?

Ready.

- If you want to shake my
hand like they do it in Harlem,

stick your hand
right out and shout,

give me some skin my friends.

Step right up.

I wasn't lost.

I was just traveling.

Clutch bag as my
backpack, phone as my map.

Every night, every swipe.

- Put it in your pocket
till a future date.

If you want to shake my hand
like they do it in Harlem.

Stick your hand right out
and shout, give me some skin

my friends.

If like my style, well, show
it.

- I didn't know
where I was going,

but it felt like an
adventure to familiar

lands and unknown lands.

- If you like my talk,
well, skin me, papa.

Skin me.

If you want to shake my hand
like they do it in Harlem.

Spank me.

Really?

Yeah.

OK.

Give me some skin, my friend.

Smack it.

Whack it.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Show it.

Blow it.

Put it in your pocket
till a future date.

If you want to shake my hand
like they do it in Harlem.

Stick your hand
right out and shout.

Give me some skin.

Shut up.

Do that again.

Oh.

Fuck yeah.

Oo.

Oh, my God.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

- OK, fine, it didn't
always go to plan.

Skin me, papa.

Skin me.

If you want to shake my hand--

But mostly it did.

- --like they do
it in Harlem, baby.

- When Dickens wrote, it
was the best of times,

it was the worst
of times, I think

he may have been talking about
the launch of dating apps.

- Stick your hand
right out and shout,

give me some skin, my friend.

Oh, I'm going to cum.

What?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

I'm so sorry.

Maggie, oh.

Of course, there were
moments of shame.

- Like they do it
in Harlem today.

Yes, Maggie.

I knew you were a G.

- And give out with a shout,
give me some skin, my friend.

And some walks of shame.

But I don't regret
a moment of it.

I was just traveling
through Boroughs and bodies

with no destination in sight.

- If you want to shake my hand,
like they do it in Harlem,

stick your hand right out
and shout, give me some skin,

give me some skin, Give
me some skin, my friend.

[MUSIC - DRUG STORE ROMEOS,
"WONDROUS PLACE"]

- I found a place
full of charms.

Good morning.

- A magic world
in my baby's arms.

Her soft embrace
like satin and lace.

Wondrous place.

When I'm nowhere, when
I'm anywhere else,

but I don't care.

Everything's right when
she holds me tight.

Pretend a hand's on my face.

I'm in heaven in her embrace.

I want to stay
and never go away.

I want to stay
and never go away.

Wondrous place.