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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:04,603 THIS GAME SUCKS. 2 00:00:04,638 --> 00:00:05,804 WHERE'S THE REMOTE? 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,117 I DON'T KNOW. WHERE'D YOU PUT IT? 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:08,381 I THINK SHARON'S SITTING ON IT. 5 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,486 NO, I'M NOT. 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:10,675 WELL, ARE YOU SURE? 7 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:11,955 YEAH. I THINK I'D FEEL IT. 8 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:13,056 SHARON, I LEFT IT RIGHT WHERE YOU'RE SITTING. 9 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,558 COME ON, GET UP. ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 10 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:16,681 SEE? 11 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,117 LISTEN, WHILE YOU'RE UP, 12 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,419 COULD YOU GET US A COUPLE MORE BEERS? 13 00:00:35,681 --> 00:00:37,014 LOOKING FOR THIS? 14 00:00:37,049 --> 00:00:38,749 YEAH. THANKS. 15 00:00:38,785 --> 00:00:41,452 CAN I GET YOU A TALL COOL GLASS OF LEMONADE? 16 00:00:41,487 --> 00:00:42,586 YEAH. THAT'D BE NICE. 17 00:00:42,622 --> 00:00:43,665 COMING RIGHT UP. 18 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:47,291 SHARON. GOING AFTER THE REPAIRMAN. 19 00:00:47,326 --> 00:00:49,226 CHICK-A-BWOW. 20 00:00:51,163 --> 00:00:52,730 DID YOU EVER STOP AND AND THINK 21 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:53,931 THAT JOHNNY JUST MIGHT BE 22 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:57,267 AN EMOTIONALLY SCARRED WORKING-CLASS HERO 23 00:00:57,303 --> 00:00:59,570 WHOSE GENIUS IS SIMPLY UNTAPPED? 24 00:00:59,605 --> 00:01:01,550 YOU KNOW, SHARON, I AM SO SORRY 25 00:01:01,574 --> 00:01:04,686 THAT I GOT YOU GOOD WILL HUNTING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. 26 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:07,645 PETE, CAN I GET A LEMONADE, PLEASE? 27 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,346 SHARON, I'M WORKING HERE. 28 00:01:09,381 --> 00:01:12,616 HENCE MY CRAZY IDEA TO ORDER FROM YOU. 29 00:01:12,652 --> 00:01:14,552 I'M HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE 30 00:01:14,587 --> 00:01:16,587 WITH MY CLASS SCHEDULE RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:16,622 --> 00:01:17,666 I WOULD'VE GONE OVER IT LAST NIGHT, 32 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:19,957 BUT I WAS A LITTLE BUSY 33 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,904 PREPARING FOR MY INTERVIEW WITH CONWAY AND ASSOCIATES. 34 00:01:21,928 --> 00:01:24,094 IT'S JUST THE BIGGEST ARCHITECTURE FIRM IN BOSTON, OK? 35 00:01:24,129 --> 00:01:25,863 AND IF I GET THIS INTERNSHIP, 36 00:01:25,898 --> 00:01:27,631 I'M GONNA BE SET FOR LIFE. SET FOR LIFE! 37 00:01:27,667 --> 00:01:28,766 BUT I SUPPOSE... 38 00:01:28,801 --> 00:01:30,668 I SUPPOSE I CAN PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD 39 00:01:30,703 --> 00:01:33,136 AND GET YOU YOUR LEMONADE! 40 00:01:33,172 --> 00:01:34,304 OK. 41 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:36,173 OK. 42 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:37,686 I'LL GET THE LEMONADE. 43 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:41,070 GOD, ICE THAT VEIN IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FOREHEAD. 44 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:43,258 I JUST STARTED MY PSYCH ROTATION. 45 00:01:43,282 --> 00:01:44,448 GREAT. 46 00:01:44,484 --> 00:01:47,250 AND, YOU KNOW, I THINK I FOUND MY CALLING... 47 00:01:47,286 --> 00:01:49,598 EASING THE WOES OF THE PETES OF THE WORLD. 48 00:01:49,622 --> 00:01:51,032 WELL, ON BEHALF OF THE PETES OF THE WORLD, 49 00:01:51,056 --> 00:01:52,222 GO AWAY. 50 00:01:54,694 --> 00:01:56,638 PETE, COME ON, WHAT'S WRONG? 51 00:01:56,662 --> 00:01:57,940 THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET ME GRADUATE 52 00:01:57,964 --> 00:01:59,530 UNLESS I TAKE AN ELECTIVE. 53 00:01:59,565 --> 00:02:02,399 WHAT KIND OF POLICE STATE ARE WE LIVING IN? 54 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:03,712 BERG, LOOK, IT'S MY LAST YEAR, ALL RIGHT? 55 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:05,102 I NEED TO FOCUS. 56 00:02:05,137 --> 00:02:06,748 I DON'T NEED A DISTRACTION RIGHT NOW. 57 00:02:06,772 --> 00:02:09,673 A DISTRACTION IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED RIGHT NOW. 58 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:11,408 YOU'RE TOO FOCUSED, OK? 59 00:02:11,443 --> 00:02:13,443 YOU'VE BEEN EATING AND SLEEPING ARCHITECTURE 60 00:02:13,479 --> 00:02:15,012 FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS. 61 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,446 YOU'RE STRESSED OUT OVER A CAREER 62 00:02:16,482 --> 00:02:18,215 THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET. 63 00:02:18,250 --> 00:02:19,717 YOU KNOW, I THINK 64 00:02:19,752 --> 00:02:21,062 THAT A NICE, EASY ELECTIVE 65 00:02:21,086 --> 00:02:22,498 WOULD BE A GOOD THING. 66 00:02:22,522 --> 00:02:23,921 IT'LL LOOSEN YOU UP. 67 00:02:24,924 --> 00:02:25,990 OK! OK! 68 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:29,727 I WISH I HAD MY LAST SEMESTER 69 00:02:29,762 --> 00:02:31,896 TO DO ALL OVER AGAIN. 70 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:33,241 BECAUSE ONCE YOU'RE OUT IN THE REAL WORLD, 71 00:02:33,265 --> 00:02:35,932 EVERY DAY IS ALL... 72 00:02:35,967 --> 00:02:37,867 YECCH AND... AND... BLECCH. 73 00:02:39,237 --> 00:02:40,370 YOU GOT THAT LEMONADE? 74 00:02:40,406 --> 00:02:42,049 Sharon: OH, YEAH. HERE YOU GO. 75 00:02:42,073 --> 00:02:44,007 Berg: OK. RIGHT HERE... THE PERFECT ELECTIVE. 76 00:02:44,042 --> 00:02:46,510 INTERMEDIATE BOWLING. 77 00:02:46,545 --> 00:02:47,844 BOWLING? 78 00:02:47,879 --> 00:02:49,413 THAT'S A COURSE? 79 00:02:49,448 --> 00:02:51,259 I'VE BEEN BOWLING EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS. 80 00:02:51,283 --> 00:02:52,616 WHERE'S MY Ph.D.? 81 00:02:54,853 --> 00:02:56,464 JOHN, IT'S NOT JUST BOWLING. 82 00:02:56,488 --> 00:02:58,888 IT'S BOWLING... APPRECIATION. 83 00:03:00,258 --> 00:03:02,125 WHAT I APPRECIATE ABOUT BOWLING 84 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,093 IS IT COSTS ME 15 BUCKS. 85 00:03:04,129 --> 00:03:06,330 IT'S GONNA COST YOU CLOWNS 8 GRAND. 86 00:03:06,365 --> 00:03:07,831 GO FIGURE. 87 00:03:09,535 --> 00:03:11,468 I GOTTA TRACK DOWN A PART. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 88 00:03:11,503 --> 00:03:13,014 AND THANKS FOR THE LEMONADE. 89 00:03:13,038 --> 00:03:14,038 SURE. 90 00:03:16,575 --> 00:03:18,575 HA HA HA. 91 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,510 YEAH, YEAH. IF HE'S SO SMART, 92 00:03:20,546 --> 00:03:22,879 WHY IS IT TAKING HIM 4 DAYS TO FIX A JUKEBOX? 93 00:03:22,914 --> 00:03:24,659 EVERY NIGHT, AFTER HE LEAVES, 94 00:03:24,683 --> 00:03:26,603 I BREAK A DIFFERENT PART. 95 00:03:28,119 --> 00:03:30,821 OH! MAN, I GOTTA XEROX MY BLUEPRINTS, 96 00:03:30,856 --> 00:03:32,956 I GOTTA PICK UP MY SUIT FROM THE CLEANERS, 97 00:03:32,991 --> 00:03:35,325 AND, SOMEHOW, I HAVE TO DROP THESE CARDS OFF 98 00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:36,671 TO THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE BY 5:00. 99 00:03:36,695 --> 00:03:38,161 HEY, IF YOU WANT, 100 00:03:38,196 --> 00:03:39,407 I'LL DROP BY THE REGISTRAR'S OFFICE ON THE WAY HOME 101 00:03:39,431 --> 00:03:40,764 AND DROP THOSE OFF FOR YOU. 102 00:03:40,799 --> 00:03:41,998 YOU RULE. 103 00:03:44,002 --> 00:03:45,669 I MOST CERTAINLY DO. 104 00:03:51,209 --> 00:03:52,676 HEY, BERG. 105 00:03:52,711 --> 00:03:53,977 HEY. 106 00:03:54,012 --> 00:03:55,379 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 107 00:03:55,414 --> 00:03:56,513 FUNNIEST THING... 108 00:03:56,548 --> 00:03:58,515 I WENT IN TO MY METALLURGY CLASS TODAY, 109 00:03:58,550 --> 00:04:01,385 AND IT TURNS OUT I'M NOT ENROLLED IN METALLURGY. 110 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:04,721 APPARENTLY, SOMEONE ENROLLED ME 111 00:04:04,757 --> 00:04:06,790 IN SPORTS BROADCASTING. 112 00:04:06,825 --> 00:04:08,625 HMM... 113 00:04:13,665 --> 00:04:15,410 AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 114 00:04:15,434 --> 00:04:16,600 ANGRY. 115 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:17,601 THAT'S GOOD. 116 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:20,704 NOW TELL ME, HOW ARE WE GONNA WORK THROUGH 117 00:04:20,739 --> 00:04:22,806 THESE NEGATIVE EMOTIONS, PETE? 118 00:04:22,841 --> 00:04:24,452 WELL, FIRST, I'M GONNA LUNGE AT YOU 119 00:04:24,476 --> 00:04:26,220 AND BEAT YOU UNCONSCIOUS 120 00:04:26,244 --> 00:04:28,222 WITH MY SPORTS BROADCASTING BOOK. 121 00:04:28,246 --> 00:04:29,679 COME ON. 122 00:04:29,715 --> 00:04:31,593 OH, NO. I CAN DO IT. IT'S A REALLY HEAVY BOOK. 123 00:04:31,617 --> 00:04:33,784 BERG, I TRIED TO SWITCH OUT, 124 00:04:33,819 --> 00:04:35,419 BUT ALL THE OTHER ELECTIVES WERE FULL. 125 00:04:35,454 --> 00:04:37,198 WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN THERE EARLY, 126 00:04:37,222 --> 00:04:38,688 LIKE I DID. 127 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:40,356 BERG, I GOTTA GO TO THIS INTERVIEW. 128 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:42,270 THEN I GOTTA RUSH OVER AND ANNOUNCE THIS STUPID GAME 129 00:04:42,294 --> 00:04:45,061 FOR THIS STUPID COURSE THAT I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TAKING. 130 00:04:45,096 --> 00:04:47,764 AND IF I DON'T GO, I'M GONNA FAIL! 131 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,866 THIS IS THE REST OF MY LIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 132 00:04:49,902 --> 00:04:51,735 EXACTLY. 133 00:04:51,770 --> 00:04:55,439 THIS IS YOUR LAST YEAR OF GRAD SCHOOL. OK? 134 00:04:55,474 --> 00:04:58,241 YOUR LAST YEAR TO DO SOMETHING... FUN. 135 00:04:58,276 --> 00:04:59,375 WHOO-HOO! 136 00:05:00,679 --> 00:05:05,214 YOUR LAST YEAR BEFORE YECCH AND BLECCH. 137 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:12,055 THIS IS MY LAST YEAR. 138 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:16,025 OH, MY GOD. BERG, IT'S MY LAST YEAR. 139 00:05:16,061 --> 00:05:19,021 AND YOU WANTED TO STRIKE ME WITH A BOOK. 140 00:05:20,265 --> 00:05:21,998 BUT SPORTS BROADCASTING? 141 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:24,378 COME ON. YOU KNOW SPORTS BETTER THAN ANYONE. TRUE. 142 00:05:24,402 --> 00:05:25,947 HOW MANY TIMES WATCHING FOOTBALL AT O'MALLEY'S 143 00:05:25,971 --> 00:05:27,582 HAVE PEOPLE THROWN PEANUTS AT YOUR HEAD 144 00:05:27,606 --> 00:05:28,950 AND TOLD YOU TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP? 145 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:30,239 A LOT. 146 00:05:32,945 --> 00:05:35,411 NOW YOU GET COLLEGE CREDIT FOR THAT. 147 00:05:35,447 --> 00:05:37,347 IT'LL BE GREAT. 148 00:05:37,382 --> 00:05:38,893 THE BIG CROWD, THE STADIUM, 149 00:05:38,917 --> 00:05:40,361 THE FANS, THE ACTION ON THE FIELD. 150 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:41,718 AND TELL ME... 151 00:05:41,753 --> 00:05:43,130 WHO, WHO IS GONNA BRING THAT FUN 152 00:05:43,154 --> 00:05:44,914 INTO EVERYONE'S LIVING ROOMS? 153 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:46,923 PETE DUNVILLE? 154 00:05:46,959 --> 00:05:48,892 YEAH! 155 00:05:48,927 --> 00:05:50,171 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO TO MY INTERVIEW. 156 00:05:50,195 --> 00:05:51,761 I WANT YOU TO MEET ME AT THE GAME. 157 00:05:51,797 --> 00:05:53,730 AND IF I DON'T HAVE ANY FUN, 158 00:05:53,765 --> 00:05:55,176 I'M GONNA HAVE TO KILL YOU AFTERWARDS. 159 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:56,480 FAIR ENOUGH. 160 00:06:01,540 --> 00:06:03,707 I MUST SAY, MR. DUNVILLE, 161 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:06,776 YOUR PORTFOLIO IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE. 162 00:06:06,812 --> 00:06:09,245 THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU. 163 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,347 I FOUND THIS ON THE BUS. 164 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:15,184 IT'S JUST A LITTLE JOKE TO BREAK... 165 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,821 BREAK THE TENSION. 166 00:06:17,856 --> 00:06:21,290 SO, WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO BE AN ARCHITECT? 167 00:06:21,326 --> 00:06:22,336 OH, MY DAD. MY DAD MOSTLY. 168 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:23,326 WAS HE AN ARCHITECT? 169 00:06:23,361 --> 00:06:24,460 NO, NO, NO, NO. 170 00:06:24,496 --> 00:06:25,573 HE WAS A FOREMAN ON CONSTRUCTION SITES. 171 00:06:25,597 --> 00:06:27,931 EVER SINCE I WAS, LIKE, 8 YEARS OLD, 172 00:06:27,966 --> 00:06:29,944 HE ALWAYS HAD THESE BIG DREAMS FOR ME. 173 00:06:29,968 --> 00:06:33,603 AND, YOU KNOW, SO... HI. HOW ARE YOU? 174 00:06:33,639 --> 00:06:36,640 THE THING THAT STRIKES ME, MR. DUNVILLE, 175 00:06:36,675 --> 00:06:38,642 IS IN THE PAST 25 MINUTES, 176 00:06:38,677 --> 00:06:40,522 YOU'VE ANSWERED ALL OF OUR QUESTIONS 177 00:06:40,546 --> 00:06:42,546 IN A CLEAR AND COMPETENT MANNER. 178 00:06:42,581 --> 00:06:44,714 BUT THE ONE THING I HAVEN'T HEARD YOU SAY IS... 179 00:06:44,750 --> 00:06:47,316 WHY YOU LOVE ARCHITECTURE. 180 00:06:47,352 --> 00:06:50,754 WHY I LOVE ARCHITECTURE. 181 00:06:51,924 --> 00:06:53,023 UM... 182 00:06:54,693 --> 00:06:56,974 WELL, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS, IS... 183 00:06:59,598 --> 00:07:01,638 WELL, I MEAN, IT'S BECAUSE... 184 00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:03,845 WELL, WITHOUT ARCHITECTURE, 185 00:07:03,869 --> 00:07:06,002 WE'D ALL BE OUTSIDE. 186 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,206 THANK YOU, MR. DUNVILLE. 187 00:07:10,241 --> 00:07:11,419 WE'LL HAVE YOU BACK TOMORROW 188 00:07:11,443 --> 00:07:12,654 TO MEET OUR SENIOR PARTNERS. 189 00:07:12,678 --> 00:07:13,977 OH, THANK YOU. 190 00:07:14,012 --> 00:07:15,679 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 191 00:07:18,283 --> 00:07:20,450 DID YOU GET THAT THING WITH THE BUS? 192 00:07:25,423 --> 00:07:29,292 THIS IS PETE DUNVILLE FOR WMFO COLLEGE RADIO, 193 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:31,861 AND WE'VE GOT A REAL CLASH OF THE TITANS TONIGHT. 194 00:07:35,433 --> 00:07:36,900 THE FIRST ROUND 195 00:07:36,935 --> 00:07:38,245 OF THE MONDAY NIGHT CHESS CLUB TOURNAMENT 196 00:07:38,269 --> 00:07:39,803 IS JUST SECONDS AWAY 197 00:07:39,838 --> 00:07:42,706 AFTER THESE WORDS FROM FRANK'S AUTO REPAIR. 198 00:07:42,741 --> 00:07:45,341 REMEMBER, AT FRANK'S... 199 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:47,510 YOU WON'T GET ROOKED. 200 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,224 PETE, YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 201 00:07:50,248 --> 00:07:52,649 YOU GOT THE CROWD IN A FRENZY. 202 00:07:55,053 --> 00:07:57,020 IT'LL BE GREAT... YOU SAY. 203 00:07:57,055 --> 00:07:58,822 IT'LL BE GREAT! 204 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,891 THE CROWD, THE STADIUM, THE ACTION ON THE FIELD! 205 00:08:01,927 --> 00:08:04,060 THIS GAME DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A BALL. 206 00:08:05,396 --> 00:08:07,775 SO... SO... I... I TAKE IT THE INTERVIEW WENT POORLY. 207 00:08:07,799 --> 00:08:08,765 NO, NO. 208 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,166 THE INTERVIEW WENT GREAT. 209 00:08:10,201 --> 00:08:13,103 I'M GOING BACK TO MEET THE SENIOR PARTNERS. 210 00:08:13,138 --> 00:08:15,105 HEY. HAVE I TOLD YOU 211 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:17,240 THAT I LOVE ARCHITECTURE LATELY? 212 00:08:17,275 --> 00:08:19,721 WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER AS LONG AS WE HAVE, YOU... 213 00:08:19,745 --> 00:08:21,665 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT. 214 00:08:26,184 --> 00:08:27,416 OH. AND WE'RE BACK, 215 00:08:27,452 --> 00:08:29,519 AND I THINK A MOVE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 216 00:08:29,554 --> 00:08:32,221 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT... NOPE. 217 00:08:34,225 --> 00:08:35,225 YES! 218 00:08:36,728 --> 00:08:37,994 NO! 219 00:08:41,066 --> 00:08:44,233 YES! YES! AND WHAT A MOVE IT WAS 220 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:46,536 FROM OUR EXCHANGE STUDENT YURI KIROV, 221 00:08:46,571 --> 00:08:48,104 WHO HAILS FROM KAZAKHSTAN. 222 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,438 HA HA! I'LL TELL YOU, 223 00:08:49,474 --> 00:08:50,718 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER 224 00:08:50,742 --> 00:08:53,543 HE'LL BE ABLE TO SUSTAIN THIS DIZZYING PACE. 225 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:57,321 OH... OH, AND... AND THE COUNTERMOVE. 226 00:08:57,348 --> 00:08:58,748 OH! AND A BEAUTY! 227 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:00,316 PAWN TO KNIGHT 4. 228 00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:02,318 AN UNEXPECTEDLY AGGRESSIVE PLAY 229 00:09:02,353 --> 00:09:04,888 BY OUR CHALLENGER ISAAC GLICKSTEIN. 230 00:09:08,794 --> 00:09:11,161 WE... WE HAVE A SLUGFEST BREWIN' HERE 231 00:09:11,196 --> 00:09:12,528 IN THE COHEN AUDITORIUM. 232 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:17,667 AND YURI, "THE MAD RUSSIAN," 233 00:09:17,703 --> 00:09:20,503 IS DOMINATING BOTH SIDES OF THE BOARD! 234 00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:24,708 AND GLICKSTEIN'S QUEEN IS RUNNIN' SCARED. 235 00:09:24,743 --> 00:09:26,142 GO GET 'EM, YURI! 236 00:09:26,178 --> 00:09:28,056 FINISH HIM, YURI! 237 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,080 YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS IS A BLAST! 238 00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:31,525 WE'VE MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. 239 00:09:31,549 --> 00:09:35,451 OH! AND YURI SENDS HIS BISHOP COAST TO COAST! 240 00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:36,853 OH, WAIT! 241 00:09:36,888 --> 00:09:39,756 WAIT! GLICKSTEIN'S KING IS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER! 242 00:09:39,791 --> 00:09:42,092 AND HE LOOKS LEFT. HE LOOKS RIGHT. 243 00:09:42,127 --> 00:09:43,559 THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO! 244 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:47,508 WAIT, WAIT! YES, IT'S CHECKMATE! IT'S OVER! 245 00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:48,698 WHOO! 246 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:51,968 THERE'S A PARTY IN KAZAKHSTAN TONIGHT! 247 00:09:52,003 --> 00:09:55,171 I LOVE SPORTS BROADCASTING! 248 00:10:03,217 --> 00:10:04,650 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 249 00:10:04,685 --> 00:10:06,117 NOTHING. 250 00:10:06,153 --> 00:10:08,654 OH... SHARON. 251 00:10:08,689 --> 00:10:11,434 YOU THINK JOHNNY'S GONNA BE ABLE TO SOLVE THAT, DON'T YOU? 252 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:12,636 IT'S POSSIBLE. 253 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,526 ADMIT IT. YOU LIKE THIS GUY, 254 00:10:14,562 --> 00:10:16,773 AND YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT HE'S NOT AN INVESTMENT BANKER. 255 00:10:16,797 --> 00:10:18,430 YOU ARE SO... SO NOW... 256 00:10:18,465 --> 00:10:19,698 YOU'RE RATIONALIZING, 257 00:10:19,733 --> 00:10:21,466 TELLING YOURSELF HE'S SOME BIG GENIUS. 258 00:10:21,502 --> 00:10:24,622 GO PLAY WITH PETE'S BRAIN. LEAVE MINE ALONE. 259 00:10:26,207 --> 00:10:28,973 JOHNNY. UH, WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS? 260 00:10:29,009 --> 00:10:30,242 HEY, I KNOW THIS. 261 00:10:30,277 --> 00:10:31,376 YOU DO? 262 00:10:31,412 --> 00:10:32,652 YEAH. SURE. 263 00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:40,319 THERE YOU GO. 264 00:10:40,354 --> 00:10:41,354 HUH! 265 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,491 HE DID IT. 266 00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:48,793 JOHNNY PROVED THE ELUSIVE 267 00:10:48,829 --> 00:10:52,429 "CUTE BUNNY WITH A BIG FLUFFY TAIL" THEOREM. 268 00:10:56,002 --> 00:10:57,547 HEY, EVERYONE. HOW YOU ALL DOIN'? 269 00:10:57,571 --> 00:10:59,404 OOH! MINE! 270 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,384 HEY, WHO'S THIS HAPPY GUY? 271 00:11:01,408 --> 00:11:02,919 WHERE'S MY FRIEND? 272 00:11:02,943 --> 00:11:05,143 YOU WERE RIGHT, BERG. SPORTS BROADCASTING. 273 00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:06,278 HA HA! 274 00:11:06,313 --> 00:11:07,890 NOW, NORMALLY, THIS TYPE OF PROGRESS 275 00:11:07,914 --> 00:11:09,881 WOULD'VE TAKEN YEARS OF PSYCHOANALYSIS. 276 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:12,251 ME? HALF-HOUR. 277 00:11:13,387 --> 00:11:15,064 ARE YOU PETE DUNVILLE? 278 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,455 YEAH, THAT'S ME. 279 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,468 OH, I KNEW IT! HEY, GUYS, I WAS RIGHT! 280 00:11:18,492 --> 00:11:21,159 HERE HE IS... THE VOICE OF CHESS! 281 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,027 YES, I AM. 282 00:11:23,063 --> 00:11:25,074 COME ON, DO IT. DO IT! 283 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,365 OK, OK, OK. 284 00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:33,037 THIS IS PETE DUNVILLE REMINDING YOU... 285 00:11:33,073 --> 00:11:34,539 IT'S YOUR MOVE. 286 00:11:34,575 --> 00:11:36,775 OH, AWESOME! 287 00:11:38,412 --> 00:11:39,378 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER. 288 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:41,112 BYE. 289 00:11:41,148 --> 00:11:45,350 SO, I JUST STOPPED IN TO LET YOU KNOW 290 00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:47,486 TO HUDDLE AROUND YOUR RADIOS TONIGHT 291 00:11:47,521 --> 00:11:48,920 BECAUSE... THAT'S RIGHT... 292 00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:50,955 PETE DUNVILLE IS ANNOUNCING WOMEN'S BASKETBALL. 293 00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:51,991 HA HA! 294 00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:54,359 TUFTS VS. AMHERST. 5 P.M. TIPOFF. 295 00:11:54,395 --> 00:11:58,196 OK, FIRST OF ALL... STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. 296 00:11:58,231 --> 00:12:01,745 AND SECOND, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MEETING THE SENIOR PARTNERS TONIGHT. 297 00:12:01,769 --> 00:12:02,901 I'M BLOWIN' 'EM OFF. 298 00:12:02,936 --> 00:12:04,102 WHAT? 299 00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:05,604 YUP. BLOWIN' 'EM OFF. 300 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:08,106 BUT THIS INTERNSHIP IS HUGE. 301 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:10,487 SET FOR LIFE. "CAN'T GET YOU LEMONADE." REMEMBER? 302 00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:12,778 THAT WAS BEFORE I DECIDED TO QUIT ARCHITECTURE. 303 00:12:12,813 --> 00:12:14,078 WHAT?! 304 00:12:14,114 --> 00:12:16,581 YEAH! ALL THANKS TO THAT MAN, 305 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:19,150 FOR HE HATH SHOWN ME THE LIGHT. 306 00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:22,887 DON'T LOOKETH AT ME. 307 00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:25,835 HEY, HEY, YOU'RE A SEMESTER AWAY FROM GETTING YOUR DEGREE. 308 00:12:25,859 --> 00:12:28,026 GET YOUR BUTT DOWN TO THAT INTERVIEW. 309 00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:30,072 IF I GO TO THAT INTERVIEW, I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, 310 00:12:30,096 --> 00:12:32,108 YEAH? I'M GONNA GET THAT INTERNSHIP. 311 00:12:32,132 --> 00:12:35,166 AND THEN I'M GONNA BE LOCKED INTO THAT JOB FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. 312 00:12:35,202 --> 00:12:37,869 WHY SETTLE FOR YECCH AND BLECCH 313 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:39,538 WHEN I CAN HAVE YIPPEE? 314 00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:43,007 DON'T DO THIS. IT'S BAD FOR YOUR FUTURE. 315 00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:45,109 AND YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA BLAME ME. 316 00:12:45,145 --> 00:12:48,847 YOUR MOTHER STILL HASN'T FORGIVEN ME FOR SETTING THE POOL ON FIRE. 317 00:12:48,882 --> 00:12:51,316 YOU DID SET THE POOL ON FIRE. 318 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,418 AND I'M TIRED OF HEARIN' ABOUT IT. 319 00:12:54,655 --> 00:12:56,455 EVER SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD, 320 00:12:56,490 --> 00:12:57,956 I NEVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT 321 00:12:57,991 --> 00:13:00,459 BEING ANYTHING BUT AN ARCHITECT. 322 00:13:00,494 --> 00:13:02,639 I MEAN, I WAS THE ONLY KID ON MY BLOCK 323 00:13:02,663 --> 00:13:04,808 WHO USED SCAFFOLDING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN. 324 00:13:04,832 --> 00:13:07,932 YES, WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD BE AN ARCHITECT! 325 00:13:07,968 --> 00:13:09,133 NO. NO. LOOK, 326 00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:10,747 THIS STUPID ELECTIVE HAS OPENED MY EYES. 327 00:13:10,771 --> 00:13:12,949 THERE'S SO MANY THINGS OUT THERE THAT I'VE BEEN MISSING, 328 00:13:12,973 --> 00:13:14,150 BUT NOT ANYMORE. ALL RIGHT? 329 00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:15,452 SO WISH ME LUCK. 330 00:13:15,476 --> 00:13:18,142 GOOD-BYE, AND I WILL SEE YOU ON THE RADIO. 331 00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:20,512 AND PETE DUNVILLE IS OUT THE DOOR! 332 00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:23,181 WHERE DOES HE GET THESE IDEAS? 333 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:24,282 OHH! 334 00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:25,550 THIS ISN'T FUNNY. 335 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,906 YOU BROKE OUR PETE. NOW GO FIX HIM. 336 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,059 WHERE'S BERG? I NEED HIM TO SIGN FOR THIS. 337 00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:36,439 OH, YOU JUST MISSED HIM. 338 00:13:36,463 --> 00:13:38,430 BUT IF YOU LEFT NOW, 339 00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:40,932 TRAVELING AT 15.6 KILOMETERS PER HOUR, 340 00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:42,445 AND BERG IS TRAVELING 341 00:13:42,469 --> 00:13:44,347 AT 5.3 KILOMETERS PER HOUR, 342 00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:46,048 HOW MANY MINUTES WILL IT BE 343 00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:47,832 BEFORE YOU REACH HIM? 344 00:13:49,743 --> 00:13:52,511 SO IN OTHER WORDS, HE'S NOT HERE. 345 00:13:52,546 --> 00:13:53,879 RIGHT. 346 00:13:59,653 --> 00:14:02,287 OK. "NUMBER 42... TRACY KELLER. 347 00:14:02,322 --> 00:14:05,356 RAISED HER 8 BROTHERS WHILE FATHER WORKED NIGHTS." 348 00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:07,258 MMM, IT'S A GOOD HUMAN INTEREST STORY. 349 00:14:07,294 --> 00:14:10,295 "NUMBER 8... CHERYL LaSASSO. 350 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:12,464 "AMAZING JUMP SHOT. 351 00:14:12,499 --> 00:14:14,666 PARENTS LIVED IN A BUBBLE." 352 00:14:16,737 --> 00:14:18,403 OK! I CAN USE THAT. 353 00:14:19,506 --> 00:14:21,172 HEY YA, PETE. 354 00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:22,619 BERG, BERG, DON'T EVEN TRY AND TALK ME OUT OF THIS 355 00:14:22,643 --> 00:14:23,853 'CAUSE IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 356 00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:25,822 I JUST CAME BY TO WISH YOU LUCK IN YOUR NEW CAREER. 357 00:14:25,846 --> 00:14:28,680 I EVEN... WELL, I... I BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT. 358 00:14:31,852 --> 00:14:32,818 OH! 359 00:14:32,853 --> 00:14:35,620 WOW! BERG, THESE ARE AMAZING! 360 00:14:35,656 --> 00:14:37,188 I KNEW YOU'D LIKE 'EM. 361 00:14:37,223 --> 00:14:39,502 BERG, THESE ARE THE ORIGINAL BLUEPRINTS FOR FENWAY PARK! 362 00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:41,092 WELL, THIS IS SCALED DOWN. 363 00:14:41,127 --> 00:14:43,161 IN REAL LIFE, IT'S REALLY MUCH BIGGER THAN THIS. 364 00:14:43,196 --> 00:14:45,675 OH. LOOK. LOOK. LOOK WHERE THE SCOREBOARD USED TO BE. 365 00:14:45,699 --> 00:14:47,310 MAN! THEY DON'T BUILD 'EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE. 366 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:49,245 AND LOOK... THEY USED I-BEAMS TO SUPPORT THE UPPER DECK. 367 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:51,247 IT GAVE THE GAME CHARACTER. 368 00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:52,504 IT'S PRETTY COOL, HUH? 369 00:14:52,539 --> 00:14:54,083 IT'S VERY, VERY COO. 370 00:14:54,107 --> 00:14:56,453 SEE, THIS... THIS PUTS EVERYTHING INTO PERSPECTIVE. 371 00:14:56,477 --> 00:14:58,988 YOU KNOW, THIS GIVES ME SOMETHING TO SHOOT FOR. 372 00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:00,545 REALLY? YEAH. 373 00:15:00,581 --> 00:15:02,692 I HOPE TO ANNOUNCE A GAME THERE SOMEDAY. 374 00:15:02,716 --> 00:15:04,449 NICE TRY. 375 00:15:04,485 --> 00:15:05,962 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ELECTIVE... 376 00:15:05,986 --> 00:15:07,619 NOT A CAREER. 377 00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:09,833 LOOK, YOU CAN'T JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY LIKE THIS. 378 00:15:09,857 --> 00:15:13,024 YOU DID A GOOD THING. YOU HELPED ME FIND MY CALLING. 379 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:14,158 YOUR CALLING? 380 00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:16,160 YEAH! I'M A NATURAL. 381 00:15:16,196 --> 00:15:18,575 YOU DID THE PLAY-BY-PLAY FOR ONE CHESS MATCH. 382 00:15:18,599 --> 00:15:20,632 I WAS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING. 383 00:15:20,667 --> 00:15:22,834 I DIDN'T MISS A MOVE. 384 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,147 THEY MADE A MOVE... EVERY 35 MINUTES. 385 00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:27,205 PETE! INTERVIEW! 386 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,919 COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. WHAT DO YOU SAY? PETE... 387 00:15:29,943 --> 00:15:31,476 HEY. YOU... 388 00:15:31,512 --> 00:15:34,012 YOUR BODY LANGUAGE IS VERY NEGATIVE. 389 00:15:39,686 --> 00:15:42,153 SO, JOHNNY... YOU LIKE TO READ? 390 00:15:42,188 --> 00:15:43,955 YEAH, I LIKE TO READ. 391 00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:45,857 OH. WHAT DID YOU THINK 392 00:15:45,893 --> 00:15:47,704 OF KANT'S CRITIQUE OF PURE REASON? 393 00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:49,873 OH, MAN, I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. REALLY? 394 00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:52,731 NO! WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 395 00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:54,844 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 396 00:15:54,868 --> 00:15:56,379 LOOK, I WASN'T TRYING TO S... YES, YOU WERE. 397 00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,180 NO, NO, NO. I DIDN'T MEAN... YES, YOU DID. 398 00:15:58,204 --> 00:16:00,939 SEE, DO I KNOW THIS, DO I KNOW THAT? LOOK. 399 00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:02,874 LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I DO KNOW. 400 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,453 I KNOW HOW TO TAKE A CHEVY CARBURETOR 401 00:16:04,477 --> 00:16:05,944 AND PUT IT INTO A FORD. 402 00:16:05,979 --> 00:16:07,445 I KNOW EVERY WORD 403 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,958 TO EVERY MOTOWN SONG EVER WRITTEN. 404 00:16:08,982 --> 00:16:11,950 AND... I KNOW YOU WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES. 405 00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:14,052 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 406 00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:15,987 GOOD WILL HUNTING. 407 00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:18,100 OH. GOD, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SEE THAT, 408 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,825 SHARON. BUT WHEN I GO TO RENT IT... OK. 409 00:16:20,861 --> 00:16:22,493 I KNOW ONE MORE THING. 410 00:16:24,932 --> 00:16:27,131 YOU ARE VERY, VERY CUTE. 411 00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:30,134 GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO BE A GENIUS 412 00:16:30,170 --> 00:16:32,571 TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. 413 00:16:32,606 --> 00:16:33,972 YOU KNOW, IT'S 5:00. 414 00:16:34,007 --> 00:16:35,317 YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN ON THE RADIO. 415 00:16:35,341 --> 00:16:37,408 YOUR STUPID FRIEND IS ON. 416 00:16:37,444 --> 00:16:39,477 HA HA HA HA! 417 00:16:43,684 --> 00:16:45,684 Pete: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 418 00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:47,485 AND WELCOME TO COUSENS GYM. 419 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,954 I'M PETE DUNVILLE, 420 00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:50,934 AND WE'RE JUST SECONDS AWAY FROM THE TIPOFF 421 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:53,424 OF WHAT PROMISES TO BE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE GAME 422 00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,894 BETWEEN THESE 2 INTRASTATE RIVALS. 423 00:16:55,929 --> 00:16:57,996 OK, LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE READY TO PLAY, 424 00:16:58,031 --> 00:16:59,798 AND HERE'S THE TIP! 425 00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:02,612 COPLEY'S ALL OVER IT AS TUFTS SENDS IT UP COURT ON A FAST BREAK. 426 00:17:02,636 --> 00:17:05,103 COPLEY PASSES IT TO SHEILA LAWRENCE! 427 00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:07,283 SHEILA LAWRENCE FINDS LaSASSO BASELINE! 428 00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:09,507 AND CHERYL LaSASSO DUNKS IT, 429 00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,875 JUST LIKE A MAN! 430 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:17,794 DUNKS... LIKE A MAN? 431 00:17:17,818 --> 00:17:20,262 OH, PETE, DON'T EXPLAIN IT. JUST MOVE ON. MOVE ON. 432 00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:23,121 AND WHEN... WHEN I SAY SHE DUNKS IT LIKE A MAN, 433 00:17:23,156 --> 00:17:25,068 I DON'T MEAN TO IMPLY THAT WOMEN AREN'T AS GOOD AS MEN, 434 00:17:25,092 --> 00:17:26,691 THEY'RE JUST SLOWER. 435 00:17:28,394 --> 00:17:31,162 IT'S LIKE A HANDICAP, BUT... BUT NOT A BAD ONE. 436 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,033 WOMEN CAN DO ANYTHING. I MEAN, I'M SURE... 437 00:17:35,068 --> 00:17:37,468 I'M SURE THAT SOMEDAY WE'LL EVEN HAVE A WOMAN PRESIDENT. 438 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:39,904 WE ALMOST HAD A BLACK PRESIDENT. 439 00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:44,220 NOT THAT WE SHOULDN'T HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT. 440 00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:45,777 IN FACT, NEXT ELECTION, 441 00:17:45,812 --> 00:17:48,947 I'M VOTING FOR A WOMAN BLACK PRESIDENT. 442 00:17:48,982 --> 00:17:51,782 SHUT UP, PETE. JUST SHUT UP ALREADY. 443 00:17:52,352 --> 00:17:53,885 AND I'M GONNA VOTE FOR HER, 444 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,486 NOT BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK, 445 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:58,589 BUT BECAUSE SHE'S THE MOST QUALIFIED... 446 00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,125 WHOEVER SHE IS. 447 00:18:02,462 --> 00:18:05,163 THE SCORE IS 16-12 AS WE GO INTO OUR FIRST TIME-OUT. 448 00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:07,443 I'M PETE DUNVILLE WITH WHAT IS SHAPING UP TO BE... 449 00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:09,134 MY LAST BROADCAST. 450 00:18:18,879 --> 00:18:20,344 JOHNNY, I'M TELLING YOU. 451 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,147 I'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS. 452 00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:24,448 THEY'RE NOT A COUPLE OF IDIOTS. 453 00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:26,250 LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS, 454 00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:29,954 SOMEHOW, SOMEBODY GOT RIGATONI IN THE JUKEBOX. 455 00:18:29,990 --> 00:18:31,389 OOH! HA HA! 456 00:18:31,424 --> 00:18:33,357 YOU JUST HAVE TO GET TO KNOW 'EM. 457 00:18:38,899 --> 00:18:41,966 MY PROFESSOR, MISS DEVORE, MADE A POINT TO STOP BY 458 00:18:42,002 --> 00:18:44,169 AND PERSONALLY GIVE ME A "D." 459 00:18:44,204 --> 00:18:45,469 THAT'S NOT SO BAD. 460 00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:47,216 I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A "D" BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 461 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,473 SECURITY GAVE YOU A PERSONAL ESCORT TO YOUR CAR. 462 00:18:49,509 --> 00:18:52,210 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 463 00:18:52,245 --> 00:18:54,590 LOOK, I'VE BEEN STUDYING ARCHITECTURE MY WHOLE LIFE, RIGHT? 464 00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:56,592 AND THEN ALONG COMES THIS SPORTS BROADCASTING THING, 465 00:18:56,616 --> 00:18:58,083 AND IT FELT GREAT! 466 00:18:58,118 --> 00:19:00,262 YOU KNOW? AND I KNOW I WENT A LITTLE NUTS. 467 00:19:00,286 --> 00:19:02,754 ALL RIGHT. BUT IT WAS SO LIBERATING. 468 00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:05,690 SO BASICALLY, THE THING I LOVE, I SUCK AT. 469 00:19:05,726 --> 00:19:07,566 BOY, DO YOU EVER. I'LL SAY. 470 00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,775 RHETORICAL. DIDN'T NEED A RESPONSE. 471 00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:16,145 AND THE THING I'M GREAT AT, I THREW AWAY. 472 00:19:16,169 --> 00:19:18,269 NOT NECESSARILY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 473 00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:20,271 THAT BIG FIRM YOU HAD THE INTERVIEW WITH? 474 00:19:20,306 --> 00:19:21,806 YOU HAVE ANOTHER INTERVIEW TUESDAY. 475 00:19:21,842 --> 00:19:24,909 I... I WROTE THEM A NOTE AS YOUR DOCTOR SAYING YOU WERE ILL. 476 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:27,746 REALLY? YEAH. NOW, IF ANYBODY ASKS, 477 00:19:27,781 --> 00:19:30,281 YOU HAD ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY. 478 00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:31,816 SO TWITCH A LITTLE. 479 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:42,026 YOU BROKE OUR PETE. NOW GO FIX HIM. 480 00:19:42,061 --> 00:19:43,027 BUT, WAIT. 481 00:19:43,062 --> 00:19:45,074 BEFORE, BEFORE WE DO ANYTHING... 482 00:19:45,098 --> 00:19:48,133 YOU JUST SLAPPED ME IN THE DIDN'T YOU? 483 00:19:48,168 --> 00:19:49,267 THAT THREW YOU?! 484 00:19:49,302 --> 00:19:50,935 YEAH. 485 00:19:55,175 --> 00:19:57,875 IT WAS JUST LIKE A NICE LITTLE SURPRISE ON MY DAY. 486 00:19:59,312 --> 00:20:00,956 SHOULD I NOT SLAPPED HIS? 487 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:02,880 SURE. SURE. IT FELT GREAT. 34218

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