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TIME!
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STILL OVER A MINUTE.
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FINE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'D MAKE A LOUSY FIREMAN.
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EVERYTHING OK WITH GARFIELD?
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YEAH.
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YOU SURE THAT DOOR
ISN'T TOO HEAVY FOR YOU?
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NO. NO.
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I'VE HELD DOORS TWICE THIS SIZE.
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YOU GOT THE TICKETS?
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FORGET THE TICKETS, BERG.
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MIKOS IS NEVER GONNA LET US
OFF FOR THE HOMECOMING GAME.
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HE HATES US.
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HE HATES YOU.
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HE LOVES ME.
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MIK... MY MAN!
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I AM NOT YOUR MAN. I HATE YOU!
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TAKE DOWN THE CHAIRS.
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HERE TO HELP.
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LISTEN, MIK... OS...
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HOMECOMING'S TODAY, AND
PETE AND I WERE THINKING
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THAT YOU COULD COVER THE PLACE
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WHILE WE WENT TO THE GAME.
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NO.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
PLAY THE GREEN CARD.
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MAY I SEE YOUR PAPERS, PLEASE?
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THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT UP TO
HERE WITH YOUR SMART MOUTH!
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YOU WITH YOUR SHEEP JOKES
AND YOUR MEATBALL RACES!
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YOU'RE EVIL! YOU'RE
A DEMON! I QUIT!
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MIKOS, WE'RE OUT OF 409.
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NO! YOU ARE OUT OF MIKOS!
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
NICE GOING, PETE!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STUCK
HERE WORKING ON HOMECOMING.
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WHO CARES?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHO CARES?
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IT'S OUR SEVENTH HOMECOMING
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AND WE'RE STILL SITTING
IN THE STUDENT SECTION.
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DO YOU REMEMBER THE WAY
THOSE KIDS LOOKED AT US LAST YEAR?
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IT'S THE SAME WAY WE
LOOK AT THAT OLD GUY
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WHO HANGS OUT AT THE DANCE CLUB.
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YOU KNOW, THAT GUY...
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HEY, SPORTS FANS.
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SHARON!
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THIS IS GOING TO BE
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THE BEST HOMECOMING EVER!
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OH, YEAH? WHY?
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BECAUSE OF JOHNNY.
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THIS YEAR, WHEN
MY OLD GIRLFRIENDS
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ASK ME IF I'M SEEING ANYONE,
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HOPING I'M NOT, I
CAN FINALLY SAY YES!
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I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT,
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THAT'S WHAT
HOMECOMING'S ALL ABOUT...
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BEING BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS.
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OH, GOOD!
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THERE'S HEATHER SETTON.
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I HATE HER!
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HEATHER?
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SHARON?
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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC!
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SO DO YOU! HOW ARE THINGS?
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OH, THINGS ARE GREAT.
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REALLY?
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SO ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
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AM I SEEING ANYONE?
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YEAH. HE'S MEETING ME HERE.
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GREAT!
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OH, HERE WE GO...
JACK AND STEVE.
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WHAT'S WITH THE SNAZZY SUITS?
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DON'T LET 'EM FOOL YOU, BERG.
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THEY'RE STILL THE SAME MORONS
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WHO DID ALL OUR ERRANDS
FOR US JUNIOR YEAR.
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YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY BELIEVED WE WERE
IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.
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PETE, BERG.
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HEY! HEY!
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JACK! SMELLY!
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IT'S NOT SMELLY ANYMORE, BERG.
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I'M A STOCKBROKER.
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WHAT, YOU MANAGE MONEY?
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IN SCHOOL, YOU COULDN'T
MANAGE TO USE DEODORANT.
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WELL, ONCE YOU
GRADUATE, THINGS CHANGE.
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SO WHAT'S WITH THE APRONS?
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OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS DON'T
STILL WORK HERE, DO YOU?
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I'M IN MED SCHOOL, AND PETE'S...
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STILL IN THE WITNESS
PROTECTION PROGRAM.
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SHH! SHH!
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SO, UH, THEY STILL WORK HERE.
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AH, THAT IS SO CUTE.
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CLAIRE, MAKE A NOTE FOR ME TO GET
PETE AND BERG NEW LIVES FOR CHRISTMAS.
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OK, OK, SMELLY. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GUYS CAN PLAY DRESS-UP, AND
YOU CAN TALK ON YOUR LITTLE PHONES,
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BUT YOU'LL ALWAYS
BE PEONS TO US.
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YEAH? WELL, US PEONS WILL WAVE
TO YOU IN THE STUDENT SECTION
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FROM OUR SEATS
ON THE 50-YARD LINE.
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RIGHT BELOW THE LUXURY BOX.
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OH, WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'LL BE IN THE LUXURY BOX.
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YEAH, RIGHT. WE'LL
BELIEVE IT WHEN WE SEE IT.
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YOU WON'T HAVE TO SEE IT, BUCKO,
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BECAUSE WE'LL BE PELTING THE
BACK OF YOUR HEADS WITH PATé.
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YEAH!
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WE DON'T HAVE TICKETS
FOR THE LUXURY BOX.
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RELAX, ALL RIGHT? YOU'RE
GETTING AHEAD OF YOURSELF.
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WE DON'T EVEN HAVE
A WAY OUT OF HERE.
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THERE YOU GO.
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BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS PACKED.
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WE'VE GOT NOBODY
HERE TO COVER IT.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO GET EVERYONE TO LEAVE.
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NO, BERG...
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WE CAN'T JUST LET
JACK AND SMELLY
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THINK THEY HAVE THE UPPER HAND.
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IT'S JUST A FOOTBALL GAME.
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WE CANNOT LET THOSE
PUNKS WALK INTO OUR HOUSE
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AND TALK TRASH.
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE'RE BETTER THAN
THEM. WE OWN THEM.
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YES! YEAH, SURE, SURE.
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YEAH, THEY HAVE CARS AND
JOBS AND CHECKING ACCOUNTS.
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BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE
YOU A BETTER PERSON.
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NO, NO, NO. BETTER SEATS
MAKES YOU A BETTER PERSO.
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EXACTLY! YOU KNOW
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO?
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WHAT?
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WE'RE GONNA CLOSE THIS PLACE.
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YEAH? WE'RE GONNA
GO TO THAT GAME.
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YES! AND WE'RE GONNA
SIT IN THAT LUXURY BOX
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AND SHOW THOSE GUYS
JUST WHO WE'RE NOT!
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YES!
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RIGHT! WHOO!
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OK. THANKS FOR COMING.
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ENJOY THE GAME.
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KICKOFF'S IN A HALF AN HOUR!
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COME ON, BERG. WE GOT TO
GET THESE PEOPLE OUTTA HERE!
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I'M TRYING, ALL RIGHT?
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HELLO.
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WHAT?
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CAN I GET ANOTHER REFILL?
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THIS IS YOUR THIRD ONE.
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WELL, THE SIGN
SAYS FREE REFILLS,
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AND I WANT FREE REFILL NOW.
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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DOESN'T SAY HOW MUCH.
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AND WHEN IT'S RAINING,
HE GIVES ME HIS JACKET.
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RICK GIVES ME HIS JACKET, TOO.
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YEAH? BUT JOHNNY'S
NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
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THE PLACE IS THINNING OUT.
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YEAH, YEAH, BUT THERE'S STILL
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SOME POCKETS OF RESISTANCE.
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OK, AND THAT KID THAT HATES YOU
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FROM MED SCHOOL,
HE REFUSES TO LEAVE.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF
HIM. YOU GET THE REST.
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OK. HI. HOW WAS EVERYTHING?
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OH, GREAT.
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SUPER. LET ME CLEAN
THIS UP FOR YOU.
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FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE,
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A 15% GRATUITY HAS
BEEN ADDED TO YOUR MEAL.
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HI, KAMEN. YOU GUYS
ALMOST FINISHED?
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LIKE YOU CARE.
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I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO
BE LATE FOR THE KICKOFF.
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LIKE I'D SIT IN THE STANDS SURROUNDED
BY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE,
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WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE I
DON'T LIKE PLAY A GAME I DON'T LIKE.
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THEN YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.
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LET ME GET YOU A TO-GO BOX.
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OH, WAIT. AM I PREVENTING
YOU FROM GOING TO THE GAME?
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YES!
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GOOD.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW, I
WOULD NEVER DO THIS,
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BUT I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
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YOU SEE THOSE 2
GIRLS RIGHT THERE?
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YEAH. THEY'RE
INTERESTED IN YOU GUYS.
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YEAH, RIGHT, BERG.
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SO DID YOU TELL HIM?
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I TOLD HIM, BUT THEY
DON'T BELIEVE ME.
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THIS IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING,
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BUT DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO GO TO THE GAME WITH US?
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GREAT. LET'S GO.
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WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO TAKE
THEM TO THE GAME WITH US, DO WE?
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NO, NO. ONCE YOU'RE DOWN
THE STREET, JUST LOSE 'EM.
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Sharon: THERE HE IS! JOHNNY!
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HEY!
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YOU KNOW, I'M PLANNING
ON EATING LATER.
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COULD I HAVE MY TONGUE BACK?
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OH, JOHNNY.
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THIS IS HEATHER, TRISH, AND DEB.
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HI, HELLO, AND HELLO.
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ISN'T HE CUTE?
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SHARON, HE'S WONDERFUL.
I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
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DEB, TRISH, NOW.
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THAT WAS FUN!
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I LOVE HOMECOMING.
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OH! I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
HAND ME THAT BAG.
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OH! YOU GOT ME SOMETHING?
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LIKE IT?
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WELL, WHY WOULD I WEAR
THAT? I NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE.
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YOU DIDN'T PLAY FOR
THE CELTICS EITHER.
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OOH. 100% COTTON.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. YOU'VE
CROSSED THE CUTESY LINE.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, MIKOS WANTED
ME TO REPAIR THE JUKEBOX.
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YEAH, WELL, MIKOS
WENT BACK TO CRETE.
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NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S THE FRIENDLINESS
THAT KEEPS ME COMING BACK.
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WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT THE GAME.
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YOU GOT IT. ALL
RIGHT. LOCK THE DOOR.
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ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT.
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THE HARD PART'S OVER.
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OK. NOW ALL WE NEED TO DO
IS GET 2 LUXURY BOX SEATS,
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ON HOMECOMING DAY, 18
MINUTES BEFORE KICKOFF.
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OH, BERG, DO YOU HEAR THAT?
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COME ON. THE GAME'S STARTING.
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WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET
OUR TICKETS? COME ON.
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IT'S GONNA WORK TO OUR
ADVANTAGE, ALL RIGHT?
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LOOK, BETWEEN THE TIME
THE BALL IS KICKED OFF
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AND THE RECEIVER CATCHES
IT, TICKET PRICES DROP 80%.
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AND IF WE WAIT TILL THE END,
WE CAN GET 'EM FOR NOTHIN'.
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THAT'S OUR GUY RIGHT THERE.
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HE'S A SCALPER?
HOW CAN YOU TELL?
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THE SHIFTY EYES,
HUNCHED SHOULDERS,
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THE FACT THAT HE'S BEEN YELLING,
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"I'VE GOT TICKETS.
WHO NEEDS TICKETS?"
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YOU NEED TICKETS?
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WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SIT?
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WE'RE GONNA NEED... WHOA!
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HOW DID YOU GET
ALL THOSE TICKETS?
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MY MOM GAVE THEM TO ME.
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NO, SERIOUSLY, HOW
DID YOU GET THEM?
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ENJOY THE GAME... OFFICER.
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WHAT DID I DO? YOU
LOOK LIKE A NARC!
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I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A NARC.
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JUST LEAVE THIS TO ME, OK?
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YOU HOLDING?
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DEPENDS. WHAT YOU NEED?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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I GOT BLEACHERS,
LOGE, LUXURY, OR BLIMP.
236
00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:56,273
OOH! OOH! WE'LL TAKE 2
FOR THE LUXURY BOX, PLEASE.
237
00:09:56,309 --> 00:09:57,508
YOU A COP?
238
00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:58,709
WHAT IS IT, THE HAIR?
239
00:09:58,744 --> 00:10:00,811
DON'T... DON'T
WORRY ABOUT HIM, OK?
240
00:10:00,846 --> 00:10:03,747
HE'S NOT A COP. HE'S JUST A GRAD
STUDENT WITH A BAD ATTITUDE.
241
00:10:03,782 --> 00:10:05,627
SINCE THE GAME'S
ALREADY STARTED,
242
00:10:05,651 --> 00:10:07,096
WE'LL GIVE YOU
20 APIECE FOR 'EM.
243
00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,697
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
244
00:10:08,721 --> 00:10:09,764
THEY'RE WORTH 200 EACH.
245
00:10:09,788 --> 00:10:10,821
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
246
00:10:10,856 --> 00:10:12,256
WE'LL GIVE YOU 30
247
00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:16,427
AND A COUPON FOR A FREE
SALAD WITH A REGULAR PIZZA.
248
00:10:16,462 --> 00:10:18,029
I DON'T EAT SALADS.
249
00:10:18,064 --> 00:10:19,704
YOU CAN EXCHANGE
IT FOR A CALZONE.
250
00:10:19,732 --> 00:10:21,532
DEAL.
251
00:10:28,074 --> 00:10:30,041
HERE YOU GO.
252
00:10:30,076 --> 00:10:32,543
2 TICKETS TO THE LUXURY BOX
253
00:10:32,578 --> 00:10:35,046
AND 2 GUYS WITH 2 TICKETS.
254
00:10:35,081 --> 00:10:37,114
1, 2... 1, 2.
255
00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:39,083
WOW.
256
00:10:39,118 --> 00:10:40,951
OH, BERG, THIS IS HEAVEN.
257
00:10:40,986 --> 00:10:42,119
I KNEW IT.
258
00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:45,475
I KNEW HEAVEN WOULD
HAVE AN OPEN BAR.
259
00:10:46,426 --> 00:10:48,203
DO YOU REMEMBER LIFE
BEFORE THE LUXURY BOX?
260
00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:49,393
VAGUELY.
261
00:10:49,429 --> 00:10:50,639
LET'S, UH, LET'S
GO TO THE BALCONY
262
00:10:50,663 --> 00:10:52,141
AND WAVE DOWN TO POOR JACK
263
00:10:52,165 --> 00:10:54,176
AND HIS STUPID SIDEKICK
SMELLY, SHALL WE?
264
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,178
QUITE. BUT WE SHOULD BE HOLDING
COCKTAILS AND HORS D'OEUVRES,
265
00:10:56,202 --> 00:10:57,268
DON'T YOU THINK?
266
00:10:57,303 --> 00:10:59,281
YES. YES, OF COURSE.
267
00:10:59,305 --> 00:11:00,404
AH!
268
00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,773
TUNA-WRAPPED ASPARAGUS
ON TOAST POINTS,
269
00:11:02,808 --> 00:11:04,975
LIGHTLY BRUSHED
WITH A MANGO COOLEY.
270
00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,511
I LIKE HEAVEN.
271
00:11:07,547 --> 00:11:09,080
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
272
00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:10,581
WAIT A MINUTE.
273
00:11:10,616 --> 00:11:12,149
THOSE GUYS ARE
SITTING IN OUR SEATS.
274
00:11:12,185 --> 00:11:14,196
EXCUSE ME, SIR, YOU'RE
SITTING IN OUR SEATS.
275
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,486
TAKE A WALK.
276
00:11:19,325 --> 00:11:20,835
SECURITY!
277
00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:22,025
YES, SIR.
278
00:11:22,061 --> 00:11:24,628
YEAH, UH, WE PAID
$200 FOR THESE TICKETS,
279
00:11:24,663 --> 00:11:26,763
AND WE'D LIKE TO
SIT IN THE SEATS.
280
00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:29,578
HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.
281
00:11:29,602 --> 00:11:31,213
THESE TICKETS ARE COUNTERFEIT.
282
00:11:31,237 --> 00:11:32,570
COUNTERFEIT?
283
00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:34,705
OH. WELL. NEVER MIND.
284
00:11:34,740 --> 00:11:35,884
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
COME WITH ME, SIR.
285
00:11:35,908 --> 00:11:38,220
WAIT A SECOND. LOOK,
WE BOUGHT THOSE TICKETS.
286
00:11:38,244 --> 00:11:40,222
WE HAD NO IDEA THEY
WERE COUNTERFEIT.
287
00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:42,213
YEAH. YOU SHOULD ARREST
THE GUY IN THE PARKING LOT
288
00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:43,714
WHO SOLD THEM TO US.
289
00:11:43,749 --> 00:11:45,227
YOU MEAN THE SCALPER?
290
00:11:45,251 --> 00:11:46,517
OH, MAN. YEAH.
291
00:11:46,552 --> 00:11:47,563
TICKET SCALPING'S ILLEGAL
292
00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:49,153
ON STADIUM GROUNDS.
293
00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:51,400
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. CAN'T
WE JUST YELL TO OUR FRIENDS?
294
00:11:51,424 --> 00:11:52,689
NO!
295
00:11:52,725 --> 00:11:55,003
YEAH? WELL, MAYBE A
COUPON FOR A FREE SALAD
296
00:11:55,027 --> 00:11:56,827
WILL CHANGE YOUR TUNE.
297
00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,102
OFFICER, THIS WAS
JUST A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
298
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,138
IF YOU LET US GO, WE PROMISE
WE WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN.
299
00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:06,185
I KNOW YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN,
300
00:12:06,209 --> 00:12:09,689
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE
HERE FOR THE REST OF THE GAME.
301
00:12:09,846 --> 00:12:11,912
STAY HERE.
302
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:15,082
WE WANT CONJUGAL VISITS.
303
00:12:18,354 --> 00:12:19,653
AT-TI-CA!
304
00:12:19,688 --> 00:12:21,555
AT-TI-CA!
305
00:12:21,590 --> 00:12:23,590
At-ti-ca.
306
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:27,194
ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
BERG, LET'S FACE IT.
307
00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,641
JACK AND SMELLY WON. WE'RE NEVER
GONNA GET TO THE LUXURY BOX NOW.
308
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,132
DON'T SAY THAT, OK?
309
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,078
LOOK, WE CAN'T LET
THEM BE BETTER THAN US.
310
00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,280
WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THAT
BOX AND YELL DOWN AT THEM.
311
00:12:35,304 --> 00:12:36,837
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
312
00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,683
WE'RE LOCKED IN HERE, AND
THERE ARE GUARDS EVERYWHERE.
313
00:12:38,707 --> 00:12:40,986
EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE LADIES' ROOM IS?
314
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,421
YEAH. IT'S JUST DOWN THE
HALLWAY ON YOUR LEFT.
315
00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:44,411
THANKS.
316
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:45,490
ANYTIME.
317
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:47,481
SHALL WE?
318
00:12:50,653 --> 00:12:52,352
WE CAN'T... WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
319
00:12:52,388 --> 00:12:53,720
WHY NOT?
320
00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:58,092
'CAUSE HE TOLD US NOT TO.
321
00:12:58,127 --> 00:13:00,895
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE TRUSTEE?
322
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,263
ALL RIGHT. LOOK.
323
00:13:02,298 --> 00:13:04,364
EVEN IF WE MAKE IT
TO THE LUXURY BOX,
324
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:05,766
SECURITY'S GONNA RECOGNIZE US.
325
00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:07,434
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST THAT?
326
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,313
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
327
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,148
I'LL GO GET THE BEERS.
328
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:30,958
I THINK THIS IS YOURS.
329
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,528
WOW.
330
00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:35,762
I HATE YOU.
331
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,298
WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM?
332
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:40,801
AT THE BOTTOM OF A
HUGE CRACKERJACK BOX?
333
00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:43,882
SO WHAT DOES HE DO?
334
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,172
JOHNNY?
335
00:13:45,208 --> 00:13:47,119
OH, UH, HE'S IN THE,
UH, MUSIC BUSINESS.
336
00:13:47,143 --> 00:13:48,720
PERFORMER? PRODUCER? WHAT?
337
00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,077
HE'S IN DISTRIBUTION.
338
00:13:50,112 --> 00:13:51,712
WOW.
339
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,126
YEAH. HE PRETTY MUCH
DECIDES WHAT SONGS YOU HEAR.
340
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,227
HERE WE GO.
341
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,550
THAT WAS QUICK.
342
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,297
I GOT A BUDDY WHO WORKS
A CONCESSION STAND.
343
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:01,222
SO, UH, SHARON TELLS US
YOU'RE IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS.
344
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,723
HA HA HA HA!
345
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,337
NEVER HEARD IT PUT
QUITE THAT WAY, BUT, YEAH.
346
00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:06,404
DEB, DO YOU WANT SOME NACHOS?
347
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,394
SURE.
348
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:08,395
EXTRA CHEESE? SO IT...
349
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,397
SURE. SO IT MUST
BE... JALAPEÑO RINGS?
350
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,398
SURE.
351
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,645
SO IT MUST BE REALLY EXCITING
352
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,147
BEING A MUSIC EXECUTIVE.
353
00:14:15,171 --> 00:14:16,803
WHAT?
354
00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:18,372
CHIPWICH?
355
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,654
YOU KNOW, DECIDING WHO
GETS PLAYED ON THE RADIO.
356
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:25,346
WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?
357
00:14:28,885 --> 00:14:31,952
YOU TOLD THEM I'M
SOME MUSIC EXECUTIVE?
358
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:35,489
YEAH... WELL, YOU KIND OF ARE.
359
00:14:35,524 --> 00:14:37,925
WHAT... ARE YOU
EMBARRASSED OF ME?
360
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,659
NO. NOT AT ALL.
361
00:14:39,695 --> 00:14:41,161
WELL, THEN TELL THEM.
362
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:45,232
I'M A JUKEBOX REPAIRMAN.
363
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:47,501
I'LL BE TAILGATING
WITH MY FRIENDS.
364
00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:50,744
AND I NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE.
365
00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:56,743
I JUST LOVE HOMECOMING.
366
00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:02,682
BERG, I AM NEVER
GONNA FORGET THIS.
367
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,285
HOW COULD YOU?
368
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,560
YOU'RE AN ELEPHANT.
369
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:12,927
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
370
00:15:12,962 --> 00:15:14,795
NOW, THIS TIME WE NEED A PLAN.
371
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,730
OTHERWISE WE'RE
GONNA LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
372
00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,612
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
373
00:15:20,636 --> 00:15:23,170
WE ENTER THE
DOORS, WE FLANK LEFT,
374
00:15:23,205 --> 00:15:25,117
I'M GONNA DO AN END RUN
PAST THE BUFFET TABLE,
375
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,120
THEN WE HEAD STRAIGHT UP TO THE
WINDOW, YELL DOWN TO JACK AND SMELLY.
376
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,888
READY... BREAK! BREAK!
377
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:31,378
HEY, PETE. HI, BERG.
378
00:15:31,414 --> 00:15:32,446
HEY, JOHNNY.
379
00:15:32,481 --> 00:15:33,880
HOW'S IT GOING?
380
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,382
ALL RIGHT.
381
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,850
LET'S DO THIS.
382
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,686
Band member: THERE THEY ARE!
383
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,755
LET'S SHOW 'EM YOU
CAN'T MESS WITH THE BAND!
384
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,190
RUN, RUN, RUN!
385
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:50,297
KAMEN?
386
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,366
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BERG?
387
00:15:52,401 --> 00:15:54,313
WE GOT THE ENTIRE BRASS
SECTION ON OUR HEELS.
388
00:15:54,337 --> 00:15:57,104
WHAT'S GOING ON? I TOLD
YOU IT WAS OK TO LOSE HIM.
389
00:15:57,139 --> 00:15:58,738
WELL, I TRIED TO,
390
00:15:58,774 --> 00:16:01,086
BUT DON'T YOU THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING ABOUT KAMEN
391
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,287
THAT'S KIND OF CUTE?
392
00:16:02,311 --> 00:16:04,211
NO!
393
00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:05,712
FACE IT, BERG.
394
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:07,714
YOU LOST, I WON.
395
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,216
HAH!
396
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:11,986
YOU... BAND GEEK.
397
00:16:12,021 --> 00:16:14,221
BAND GEEK?
398
00:16:14,256 --> 00:16:15,755
BAND GEEK?!
399
00:16:15,791 --> 00:16:16,756
ELEPHANT.
400
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,225
GET OVER IT!
401
00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:22,341
Keith Jackson announcing: THE HOME
TEAM'S DOWN BY A TOUCHDOWN
402
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:23,942
WITH A MINUTE LEFT
TO GO IN THE GAME.
403
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,633
FRANKLY, THEY'LL NEED A
MIRACLE TO PULL THIS ONE OUT.
404
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:29,081
TEAMS ARE SET FOR THE
KICKOFF. AND IT'S AWAY,
405
00:16:29,105 --> 00:16:32,106
HIGH AND DEEP, FIELDED
AT ABOUT THE 8-YARD LINE.
406
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,607
HE STARTS BACK UP-FIELD.
407
00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:35,609
HE BREAKS TO HIS LEFT.
408
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:36,989
BUT THERE'S A WALL OF DEFENDERS.
409
00:16:37,013 --> 00:16:39,646
OH, A VICIOUS BLOCK
THAT OPENS A HUGE HOLE.
410
00:16:39,681 --> 00:16:41,994
THERE'S A PLAY THEY'LL
TALK ABOUT AFTER THE GAME.
411
00:16:42,018 --> 00:16:43,217
LOOK AT THOSE MOVES,
412
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:47,087
AS HE SPINS TO HIS RIGHT
AND KEEPS POUNDING.
413
00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:49,923
HURDLES A TACKLER AT THE 30.
414
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:52,959
GOT THE GOAL LINE IN SIGHT,
ONLY THE KICKER LEFT TO BEAT.
415
00:16:52,995 --> 00:16:54,461
OH HO, A STRAIGHT-ARM!
416
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:56,641
KNOCKS THAT FIFTH-YEAR
SENIOR RIGHT OUT OF HIS SHOES.
417
00:16:56,665 --> 00:16:58,276
HE'S LUNGING FOR THE GOAL LINE,
418
00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:01,035
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S
GOING TO BE DRAGGED DOWN
419
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,602
BY 2 TACKLERS SHORT OF IT.
420
00:17:02,638 --> 00:17:05,039
AH, HE'S GOTTA BE
DISAPPOINTED IN THAT.
421
00:17:05,074 --> 00:17:07,041
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. HE WANTS IT.
422
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:08,808
LOOK AT THAT SECOND EFFORT.
423
00:17:08,844 --> 00:17:10,655
HE'S CARRYING THEM ON HIS BACK.
424
00:17:10,679 --> 00:17:13,047
I THINK HE'S GOING TO MAKE IT.
425
00:17:13,082 --> 00:17:15,682
SMELLY!
426
00:17:15,717 --> 00:17:21,522
IN... YOUR... FACE!
427
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,390
Jackson: AND HE SCORES!
428
00:17:23,426 --> 00:17:26,593
THIS ONE'S GONNA MAKE
THE PLAY OF THE DAY.
429
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,066
THERE YOU ARE.
430
00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:33,567
JOHNNY, CAN WE TALK?
431
00:17:33,602 --> 00:17:35,702
I FEEL HORRIBLE. I'M
REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
432
00:17:35,737 --> 00:17:36,903
WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.
433
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:38,772
SHAR, I'M SORRY,
434
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,252
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
435
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,654
A GROUP OF US EXECUTIVES
ARE ON A CORPORATE RETREAT.
436
00:17:42,678 --> 00:17:45,312
JOHNNY, I KNOW. I WAS, LIKE,
20 DIFFERENT KINDS OF WRONG.
437
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:46,880
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
438
00:17:46,915 --> 00:17:48,560
TOMMY, CAN YOU SHUT
UP FOR 2 SECONDS?
439
00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:49,827
NOW, YOU KNOW
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
440
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,285
JUST... TRY.
441
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:53,665
LOOK, SHAR, I'M SORRY
442
00:17:53,689 --> 00:17:55,133
THAT I'M NOT WHO
YOU WANT ME TO BE,
443
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,701
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
444
00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:59,726
UNLIKE YOU, I'M
PROUD OF WHAT I DO.
445
00:17:59,761 --> 00:18:01,573
WHAT? YOU'RE NOT
HAPPY BEING A STRIPPER?
446
00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:02,637
TOMMY!
447
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,831
YOU TOLD HIM I WAS A STRIPPER?
448
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,032
SORRY. SORRY.
449
00:18:06,068 --> 00:18:07,434
EXOTIC DANCER.
450
00:18:10,239 --> 00:18:12,606
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO.
451
00:18:12,641 --> 00:18:15,041
MAKE MINE MEDIUM-WELL.
452
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:20,214
WHAT?
453
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,916
WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY
TELL THEM I WAS A STRIPPER?
454
00:18:22,951 --> 00:18:25,163
I JUST... I DIDN'T WANT
TO TAKE A LOT OF CRAP
455
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,398
FOR DATING A SUIT.
456
00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:28,322
OH.
457
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,424
SO YOU'RE EMBARRASSED OF ME.
458
00:18:30,459 --> 00:18:32,025
NO. NO! I...
459
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,739
I JUST DON'T WANT MY
BUDDIES SINGING UPTOWN GIRL
460
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:36,241
EVERY TIME WE GO OUT.
461
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,732
SO YOU IMMEDIATELY
WENT RIGHT TO STRIPPER?
462
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,944
WELL, YOU COULD BE.
463
00:18:39,968 --> 00:18:41,446
YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY.
464
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:44,271
DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA
GET YOU OFF THE HOOK.
465
00:18:44,306 --> 00:18:47,274
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU GOT MAD AT ME
466
00:18:47,309 --> 00:18:49,243
FOR DOING THE SAME
THING YOU WERE DOING.
467
00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:53,247
WELL, THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW
HOW MUCH WE HAVE IN COMMON.
468
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,549
WELL...
469
00:18:56,752 --> 00:18:58,285
I'M SORRY.
470
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:00,987
I'M SORRY. I MEAN...
471
00:19:01,023 --> 00:19:03,067
WHAT DO YOU WANT
ME TO SAY, SHARON,
472
00:19:03,091 --> 00:19:05,626
THAT I'M COMPLETELY
CRAZY ABOUT YOU?
473
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:06,627
WELL, IT COULDN'T HURT.
474
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:07,628
I AM.
475
00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:10,164
I AM. I AM SO CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
476
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:14,201
AND I THINK YOU LIKE ME, TOO.
477
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,935
SOMETIMES.
478
00:19:15,971 --> 00:19:18,305
OK, ALL THE TIME.
479
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,277
YOU KNOW, I DON'T...
480
00:19:23,312 --> 00:19:27,381
I DON'T THINK I PLANNED ON
FALLING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU.
481
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,227
I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU DIDN'T PLAN ON
482
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,718
FALLING FOR A GUY LIKE ME.
483
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:35,233
I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO
MAKE A COUPLE OF ADJUSTMENTS.
484
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,223
YEAH?
485
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,624
YEAH.
486
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,962
SO YOU WANT ME
TO... STRIP FOR YOU?
487
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:46,598
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
IF YOU WANT THAT RECORD DEAL.
488
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,044
PETE, WE DID IT.
489
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,592
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE
LOOK ON THOSE GUYS' FACES.
490
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,882
COME ON, YOU GOTTA SHOW ME.
491
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,784
HA HA HA HA!
492
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,256
WHAT A COUPLE OF LOSERS.
493
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,757
WE SHOWED THEM.
494
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,759
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS JUST PROVES IT, BERG.
495
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,261
WE CAN DO ANYTHING TOGETHER.
496
00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,773
YOU GONNA FINISH THAT FRUIT CUP?
497
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:16,763
NO.
498
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,466
GO FOR IT, NUMBER 24601.
499
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,035
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
500
00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,648
OH, I LOVE HOMECOMING.
501
00:20:23,672 --> 00:20:24,738
YEAH.
502
00:20:30,879 --> 00:20:32,624
Jackson: EXACTLY WHAT WAS
GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD
503
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,114
DURING THAT RUN-BACK?
504
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,328
Berg: AS SOON AS I LOOKED
UP-FIELD, I GOT A GREAT BLOCK.
505
00:20:36,352 --> 00:20:38,685
I THREW IT INTO HIGH GEAR,
506
00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,855
CUT UP THE SIDELINE,
PUT A SPIN MOVE ON,
507
00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:44,625
AND WENT RIGHT OVER
THE TOP, AND THEN...
508
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,605
WELL, THEN IT WAS JUST THE
KICKER. WATCH WHAT I DO TO HIM.
509
00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:49,095
HO HO. KICKERS SHOULD JUST KICK.
510
00:20:49,131 --> 00:20:50,664
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
511
00:20:50,699 --> 00:20:52,599
Jackson: NOW, LET'S TAKE
ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT.
512
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,100
BOY, YOU REALLY
CREAMED THAT GUY.
513
00:20:54,136 --> 00:20:55,614
WELL, I REALLY HAVE
TO THANK THE LORD
514
00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:58,004
FOR ALL MY GOD-GIVEN ABILITY.
515
00:20:58,039 --> 00:21:00,274
GET AWAY FROM ME,
KID. NO AUTOGRAPHS.
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