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BERG, HAVE YOU
SEEN MY RED TOWEL?
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WHAT?
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MY RED TOWEL. I GOT TO WASH IT.
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MRS. HIMMELFARB'S
CAT TOOK A LEAK ON IT.
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WHAT?
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NEVER MIND.
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PETE, I WANT TO MEET
YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND.
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GO AWAY.
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IT IS MY RIGHT TO MEET
THE WOMEN YOU DATE.
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AFTER ALL, I RAISED YOU.
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LEAVIN' YOU OUT, THAT
REALLY UPSETS YOU, DOESN'T IT?
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WELL, YEAH, IT DOES.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.
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PLEASE. I INTRODUCE
YOU TO THE GIRLS I DATE.
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I INTRODUCED YOU TO ASHLEY.
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WE DON'T DATE,
AND WE WON'T DATE.
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AW, LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
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NOW YOU'VE UPSET MY GIRLFRIEND.
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AW, WHEN DID YOU
TWO START GOING OUT?
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OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
I REMEMBER. NEVER.
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COME ON. DON'T LET
HER FOOL YA, HUH?
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WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S HERE?
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SHE LOVES ME.
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OH, I SEE. AND ALL THESE PEOPLE,
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THEY'RE HERE BECAUSE
THEY LOVE YOU, TOO?
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ON SOME LEVEL.
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HEY, SHARON.
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I HATE MY GYM.
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I FORGOT TO ASK YOU.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR GYM?
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IT'S NOTHING BUT A
DISGUSTING MEET MARKET.
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THEY LURE MEN INTO JOINING
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BY PUTTING ALL THE SILICONE
SALLIES BY THE WINDOW
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SO THEY CAN OGLE THEM.
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE
WINDOW AGAIN, HUH?
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NO. THIRD ROW.
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THAT IS WHAT SICKENS ME
ABOUT HEALTH CLUBS TODAY.
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FITNESS SHOULD BE
ABOUT GETTIN' INTO SHAPE,
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NOT FORCING WOMEN
TO BE IN SOME PEEP SHOW.
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THERE'S YOUR CHECK, POODLES.
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LIKE THEY DON'T WASH YOUR
FACEPRINT OFF THAT WINDOW
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ON A DAILY BASIS.
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'CAUSE I'M TRYIN' TO FIND YOU...
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ALL THE WAY IN THE THIRD ROW.
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HEY, IF YOU WANT TO
AVOID PEOPLE LIKE HIM,
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YOU SHOULD TRY MY
GYM. WOMEN ONLY.
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HERE IS THE ADDRESS.
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OH, THANKS, ASHLEY.
THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU.
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YEAH. MENTION MY NAME
SO I GET A FREE MONTH.
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EXCUSE ME. WHAT DO YOU
MEAN BY "PEOPLE LIKE HIM"?
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
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I SHOULDN'T STEREOTYPE.
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I WAS BEING UNFAIR TO
PERVERTS EVERYWHERE.
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APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
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SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
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REALLY? NO.
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I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO
WORKS OUT AT THIS GYM,
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SO IT MUST BE GREAT.
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YES, SOMEBODY. SOMEBODY?
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OH, RIGHT. THE GIRL YOU
MET AT THE, UH... THE, UH...
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YEAH, THE GIRL AT THE, UH...
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COME ON, GUYS, STOP.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN TO
"THE, UH" IN YEARS.
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BERG, I THINK HE'S
JUST MAKIN' UP THIS GIRL
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SO WE DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR HIM.
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SHARON, THAT IS SO SAD.
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SO SAD. MMM, SO SAD.
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YES, IT'S SAD. THIS FROM
THE WOMAN IN THE THIRD ROW
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AND THE MAN WITH THE
GIRLFRIEND THAT HATES HIM.
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COME ON, PETE. WE
WANT TO MEET HER.
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COME ON. I'LL TELL YOU A
SECRET OF SHARON'S. OW!
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GUYS, PLEASE. FOR
ONCE, I NEED MY OWN LIFE.
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HE CAN'T HAVE HIS OWN LIFE,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN WE
GOT NOTHIN' GOIN' ON.
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HI. RESERVATIONS FOR DUNVILLE.
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YES. 2 OF YOUR
PARTY'S ALREADY HERE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN' HERE?
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WAITIN' FOR YOU.
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YOUR APPOINTMENT BOOK SAID 7:30.
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WE'RE BUSY PEOPLE, YOU KNOW.
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SO, WHERE IS SHE?
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UH, SHE'S MEETING ME AFTER WORK.
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OH, RIGHT. SHE'S
WORKS AT THE, UH...
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AT THE, UH... THE,
UH... GO AWAY.
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LOOK, WHY CAN'T WE MEET HER?
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY? I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
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BECAUSE YOU'LL SCREW
IT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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BERG, LOOK, EVERY TIME I INTRODUCE
YOU GUYS TO SOMEBODY I'M SEEING,
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YOU POINT OUT SOME FLAW OF
HERS, WHICH I THEN OBSESS ON,
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AND INEVITABLY, IT
RUINS THE RELATIONSHIP.
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WE DO NOT.
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DENISE? REMEMBER DENISE?
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DUMBO EARS.
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OH, YEAH. I THOUGHT
SHE WAS A NICE GIRL.
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SHE WAS A NICE GIRL.
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BUT BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, I
COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT HER EARS.
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SHE ORDERED PEANUTS AT A
RED SOX GAME, AND THAT WAS IT.
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WELL, DON'T BLAME US.
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IF YOU WANTED A
REAL RELATIONSHIP,
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YOU WOULD'VE WORKED
IT OUT WITH DUMBO EARS.
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OR SHE-MALE.
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DO YOU SEE? YOU GUYS
JUST CAN'T HELP YOURSELVES.
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OK. WE PROMISE TO BE GOOD.
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YEAH.
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OH, IS THAT HER?
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OH, PETE, WAY TO GO.
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A LITTLE ANGELA LANSBURY ACTION.
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HEY, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S OLDER
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DOESN'T MAKE HER FLAWED.
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WHOA, LOOK AT THE
SIZE OF THOSE FEET.
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OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS NEED A HOBBY.
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WE HAVE ONE. YOU.
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YOU'RE... NONTOXIC,
FUN FOR ALL AGES,
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AND COME COMPLETELY ASSEMBLED.
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LOOK, I LIKE THIS GIRL,
OK? I CARE ABOUT THIS GIRL.
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WE TALK ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS.
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WE TAKE LONG, LONG
WALKS. WE PLAY SCRABBLE.
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NNN. THINGS YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE
NOT SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE.
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DING DING DING.
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OK, LOOK. MY ROMANTIC
LIFE IS NOT A GAME SHOW, OK?
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SO IF YOU GUYS START PICKING THIS
GIRL APART AND I BREAK UP WITH HER,
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I AM NEVER, EVER, EVER
GONNA FORGIVE YOU.
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FINE. JUST WISH YOU
WOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING
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BEFORE WE DROVE
ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.
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BOBBY, HEY. BERG.
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THIS IS SHARON, AND,
SHARON, THIS IS BOBBY.
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I KNOW HIM FROM THE GYM.
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YOU DON'T BELONG TO A GYM.
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NO, NO. WE STAND OUTSIDE
THE WINDOW OF YOUR GYM.
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OH, YOU GO THERE? HOW
COME I NEVER SEEN YOU?
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THIRD ROW.
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OHH...
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I HATE MY GYM.
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PETE... THERE SHE IS.
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WHOA, SHE'S CUTE. WAY
TO GO, PETE. COME ON, BERG.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
SHE... SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
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WHERE DO I KNOW HER FROM?
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OH, GOD... I THINK
I FOUND A FLAW.
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WHAT FLAW?
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ME. ME, OK? WE HAD A
THING A FEW YEARS AGO.
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WHAT KIND OF THING?
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MEET AT A PARTY,
THEN HAVE WILD SEX
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT ON A JUNGLEGYM.
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WOW. AND I FIND
CARPETS UNCOMFORTABLE.
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WHAT IS HER NAME? IT'S AN
"N" NAME. STARTS WITH AN "N."
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NO. NANCY?
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NADINE? NO.
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NANTUCKET?
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NO.
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COME ON, BERG. IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER
HER, MAYBE SHE WON'T REMEMBER YOU.
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LOOK, IT WAS ONE
NIGHT A LONG TIME AGO.
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PETE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW.
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IT MIGHT BE KIND OF
HARD TO KEEP FROM HIM.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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HOW ABOUT MY NAME IS
TATTOOED ON HER ASS?
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PETE'S RIGHT. I DO RUIN
ALL OF HIS RELATIONSHIPS,
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AND THIS ONE I RUINED
3 YEARS IN ADVANCE.
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WHICH IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD
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FOR SUCH A PROCRASTINATOR.
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THIS SUCKS.
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LOOK ON THE POSITIVE SIDE...
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WHEN PEOPLE ARE TELLING
SMALL WORLD STORIES,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST ONE.
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YOU... ARE NOT HELPING.
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NOT TRYING TO.
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THIS ISN'T FAIR, YOU KNOW?
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I MEAN, IT WASN'T EVEN MY IDEA.
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WE'RE STUMBLING
BY A TATTOO PARLOR,
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I NEEDED TO USE THE BATHROOM,
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REST ROOM SIGN SAYS
"CUSTOMERS ONLY,"
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SHE VOLUNTEERED.
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YOU KIDS REALLY HAD
SOMETHING SPECIAL GOING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M
PANICKING. I'M PANICKING.
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I MEAN, LET'S GIVE PETE
A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.
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MAYBE IT WON'T EVEN MATTER
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THAT I SLEPT WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND FIRST.
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HA HA HA HA HA.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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HE HAS A CONNIPTION WHEN YOU
READ THE NEWSPAPER BEFORE HE DOES.
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OH, GOOD GOD. WHAT
IF TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
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HE FINALLY SLEEPS WITH...
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DENA... NANOOK... CHUCK?
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WHAT THE HELL IS HER NAME?
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SEE? THIS IS WHY
TATTOOS COME IN HANDY.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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LOOK, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S HOW WE PLAY.
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WHEN ONE OF US IS
DOWN, YOU KICK 'EM!
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY, PETE. EVERYTHING OK?
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YEAH. GREAT.
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WHAT DID YOU GUYS END UP DOIN'?
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OH, WE WENT TO THE MOVIES.
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WHAT DID YOU SEE?
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WHAT DOES IT MATTER? SHE
TALKED THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
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OH, I HATE THAT.
DON'T YOU HATE THAT?
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THAT MUST'VE DRIVEN YOU CRAZY.
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YEAH. OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE SHE DOES?
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SHE LAUGHS AT HER OWN JOKES.
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HOLY INCOMPATIBILITY, BATMAN.
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PETE, IT'S A GOOD THING
YOU FOUND OUT NOW.
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OH, OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT I NOTICED TONIGHT?
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SHE'S GOT A CHIPPED TOOTH.
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WHOA! WHAT IS SHE, FROM ENGLAND?
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YEAH, YEAH. BUT YOU
KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE.
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HUH?
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I MEAN, I MUST
REALLY LIKE NICOLE...
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NICOLE!
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YES, NICOLE. I KNOW
ALL OF HER FLAWS,
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AND SOMEHOW...
THEY DON'T BOTHER ME.
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OH, BERG, WILL YOU COVER
FOR ME TOMORROW NIGHT?
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SURE.
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NICOLE AND I ARE
SPENDING THE NIGHT
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AT A BED AND BREAKFAST
UP IN CONCORD.
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OH, TOMORROW. TOMORROW NIGHT.
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NO, NO, I CAN'T DO THAT.
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OH, YOU... THANKS, MAN.
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IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ME.
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AND JUST THE
WORST DAY TO BE YOU.
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SHARON, THE SECOND
HE SEES THAT TATTOO,
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HE IS NEVER LETTING
ME NEAR ANYONE
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HE CARES ABOUT AGAIN.
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I WANTED TO BE THE
BEST MAN AT HIS WEDDING.
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I WANTED TO BE UNCLE
BERG TO HIS KIDS.
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HE'D SAY, "NO SODA,"
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AND I'D GIVE 'EM SODA.
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BUT NOW NO ONE GETS SODA.
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OOH, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
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IT WAS ONE NIGHT 3 YEARS AGO.
230
00:10:02,949 --> 00:10:05,215
MAYBE SHE'S HAD
THE TATTOO REMOVED.
231
00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:08,486
YOU'RE RIGHT. MAYBE SHE DID.
232
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:12,823
BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS TOO
IMPORTANT TO RELY ON MAYBES.
233
00:10:12,858 --> 00:10:14,391
I LOVE THAT GUY,
234
00:10:14,427 --> 00:10:17,995
SO I GOTTA GET A GOOD
LOOK AT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S ASS.
235
00:10:22,902 --> 00:10:25,202
WHOO! THIS PLACE IS AMAZING.
236
00:10:25,237 --> 00:10:27,115
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET
DRESSED UP OR WEAR MAKEUP.
237
00:10:27,139 --> 00:10:29,118
PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY
HERE TO WORK OUT.
238
00:10:29,142 --> 00:10:32,042
LET'S NOT FORGET WHY YOU'RE
HERE. DID YOU SEE NICOLE?
239
00:10:32,078 --> 00:10:34,590
SHE SIGNED IN, BUT SHE'S
NOT IN THE WORKOUT ROOM.
240
00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:36,614
ALL RIGHT, HIT THE SHOWERS, KID.
241
00:10:43,489 --> 00:10:44,655
BERG.
242
00:10:44,691 --> 00:10:48,659
ASH-ASHLEY. WHAT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
243
00:10:48,695 --> 00:10:49,660
WELL, IT'S A WOMEN'S GYM,
244
00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:51,829
SO OBVIOUSLY I WAS IN THE BACK
245
00:10:51,864 --> 00:10:54,232
HAVING A PILLOW
FIGHT IN MY PANTIES.
246
00:10:54,267 --> 00:10:57,535
WELL, I'M AT A WOMEN'S GYM
247
00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:58,947
BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR A WOMAN.
248
00:10:58,971 --> 00:11:01,572
SHARON, MY FRIEND SHARON.
249
00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,941
SHE'S ALSO A WOMAN.
250
00:11:05,412 --> 00:11:07,878
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY. I
WAS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT YOU.
251
00:11:07,914 --> 00:11:09,847
YEAH. REALLY.
252
00:11:09,883 --> 00:11:12,416
WELL, I WAS IN THE LOCKER
ROOM GETTING DRESSED,
253
00:11:12,452 --> 00:11:15,019
AND AS I BENT DOWN
TO TIE MY SHOE,
254
00:11:15,054 --> 00:11:16,854
YOU JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD.
255
00:11:16,889 --> 00:11:18,889
REALLY?
256
00:11:18,924 --> 00:11:20,157
HA HA HA HA HA.
257
00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:22,760
YEAH. WELL...
258
00:11:22,795 --> 00:11:26,296
YOUR NAME WAS TATTOOED
ON SOME WOMAN'S BUTT.
259
00:11:28,667 --> 00:11:30,467
REALLY.
260
00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:33,837
THAT WOULD BE NICOLE,
261
00:11:33,872 --> 00:11:36,240
AND SHE'S ALSO JUST A FRIEND.
262
00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:38,742
WHAT, DO YOU BRAND
THEM TO KEEP TRACK?
263
00:11:38,778 --> 00:11:42,146
NO. NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
264
00:11:42,181 --> 00:11:45,783
NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NOTHING YOU
COULD POSSIBLY SAY. YOU'RE HOPELESS.
265
00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:47,618
CALL ME.
266
00:11:49,222 --> 00:11:53,190
SHEESH. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE
HUMILIATION I JUST SUFFERED FOR YOU.
267
00:11:53,225 --> 00:11:55,070
I HAD TO PEEK IN
EVERY SHOWER STALL.
268
00:11:55,094 --> 00:11:56,838
I GOT 3 SCREAMS, 2 DIRTY LOOKS,
269
00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:58,607
AND AN INVITATION TO PLAY GOLF.
270
00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:00,776
BUT I FOUND HER. SHE'S
GOT THIS THING ON HER...
271
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,201
I KNOW, I KNOW.
IT'S STILL THERE.
272
00:12:03,236 --> 00:12:05,602
ASHLEY TOLD ME, AND
SHE IS NOT HAPPY WITH ME.
273
00:12:05,638 --> 00:12:08,105
WELL, TELL HER TO GET IN LINE.
274
00:12:09,576 --> 00:12:11,475
THAT'S HER.
275
00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:14,745
LISTEN, UH...
276
00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,458
I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND
OF PLACE YOU'RE USED TO,
277
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:18,782
BUT THIS GYM ISN'T
A MEET MARKET, OK?
278
00:12:20,986 --> 00:12:23,954
WOMEN DON'T COME
HERE TO GET OGLED.
279
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,422
I WASN'T OGLING.
280
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,069
I WAS LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.
281
00:12:27,093 --> 00:12:29,126
OH, TRY THE PERSONALS.
282
00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:34,898
HEY, HEY, CHIN UP.
YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE.
283
00:12:40,807 --> 00:12:42,773
NICOLE.
284
00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:45,877
HI. DO I KNOW YOU?
285
00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:48,512
3 YEARS AGO, STEVE
BESSEN'S PARTY.
286
00:12:49,682 --> 00:12:52,416
JUNGLEGYM. TATTOO PARLOR.
287
00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:56,253
OH, MY GOD.
288
00:12:56,288 --> 00:12:58,255
IT'S YOU.
289
00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,423
BERG.
290
00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:02,292
TRUST ME, I CAN
REMEMBER THE NAME.
291
00:13:02,327 --> 00:13:03,372
SO HOW YOU BEEN?
292
00:13:03,396 --> 00:13:04,761
I'VE BEEN GOOD.
293
00:13:04,797 --> 00:13:05,763
GOOD. GOOD.
294
00:13:05,798 --> 00:13:08,098
WELL, NICE CATCHING UP.
295
00:13:08,133 --> 00:13:12,403
SO HERE IS AN
INCREDIBLE COINCIDENCE.
296
00:13:12,438 --> 00:13:14,171
DID PETE EVER
MENTION HIS ROOMMATE?
297
00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:15,839
YEAH. PETE?
298
00:13:15,874 --> 00:13:18,909
OH, TELL ME YOU DO NOT
WORK AT A PIZZA PLACE.
299
00:13:18,945 --> 00:13:21,345
NO. I'M A MED STUDENT.
300
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:24,281
WHO WORKS AT A PIZZA PLACE.
301
00:13:24,317 --> 00:13:27,317
GREAT. DOES PETE KNOW?
302
00:13:27,353 --> 00:13:29,453
NO, NO, AND PETE
DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW.
303
00:13:29,489 --> 00:13:35,459
SO I SAY WE HOP IN A CAB AND WE
GO DUTCH ON SOME LASER SURGERY.
304
00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:38,229
FORGET IT! I'M NOT
GONNA HAVE IT REMOVED.
305
00:13:38,264 --> 00:13:40,630
OK. ALL RIGHT. SO KEEP BERG,
306
00:13:40,666 --> 00:13:43,767
BUT HOW ABOUT WRITING
THE WORD "ICE" IN FRONT OF IT?
307
00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:44,935
NO!
308
00:13:44,971 --> 00:13:46,002
HINDEN?
309
00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:47,115
I'M NOT TOUCHING IT.
310
00:13:47,139 --> 00:13:49,040
WHOOPI GOLD.
311
00:13:49,075 --> 00:13:51,909
THAT TATTOO STAYS
RIGHT WHERE IT IS.
312
00:13:51,944 --> 00:13:54,744
WOW! I MEANT THAT
MUCH TO YOU, HUH?
313
00:13:54,780 --> 00:14:00,918
YES. WHEN WE HAD
OUR... WHATEVER IT WAS,
314
00:14:00,953 --> 00:14:02,887
I HAD DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL.
315
00:14:02,922 --> 00:14:05,823
I... I WAS PARTYING A LOT.
316
00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,458
AND I WAS OUT OF CONTROL.
317
00:14:07,493 --> 00:14:11,595
AND THEN THAT NIGHT WITH
YOU WAS ROCK-BOTTOM.
318
00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:15,766
AFTER THAT, I REALIZED I
HAD TO CHANGE MY LIFE.
319
00:14:15,801 --> 00:14:17,801
THAT TATTOO IS A REMINDER TO ME
320
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,970
TO NEVER SINK THAT LOW AGAIN.
321
00:14:23,242 --> 00:14:26,710
WELL, GLAD I COULD HELP.
322
00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:28,479
BUT WHAT ABOUT PETE?
323
00:14:28,514 --> 00:14:32,783
PETE'S GREAT. HE'S THE SWEETEST
GUY I'VE MET IN A LONG TIME.
324
00:14:32,819 --> 00:14:34,318
I CARE A LOT ABOUT PETE.
325
00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:35,397
SO DO I, NICOLE.
326
00:14:35,421 --> 00:14:36,999
WHEN HE SEES THAT TATTOO...
327
00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:39,523
IF THIS RUINS OUR RELATIONSHIP,
328
00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:42,459
THEN THERE WASN'T MUCH
OF ONE TO BEGIN WITH.
329
00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:47,264
HEY!
330
00:14:50,770 --> 00:14:54,371
WHAT DO YOU
BENCH-PRESS, LIKE, 350?
331
00:14:57,477 --> 00:14:59,176
HEY, WHERE'S PETE?
332
00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:00,544
HE'S IN BACK.
333
00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:02,746
WHY ARE YOU HIDING
BEHIND A MENU?
334
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:05,115
OVER THERE.
335
00:15:05,150 --> 00:15:08,430
I THINK SOME WOMEN FROM
THAT GYM JUST WALKED IN.
336
00:15:09,321 --> 00:15:12,089
MAYBE IF THEY WERE NAKED
AND WET, YOU COULD BE SURE.
337
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:13,157
OW.
338
00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:19,308
SO DID YOU TALK WITH NICOLE?
339
00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,265
YEAH. SHE WON'T GET
RID OF THE TATTOO.
340
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:24,168
WANTS TO BE COMPLETELY
HONEST WITH PETE ABOUT HER PAST.
341
00:15:24,203 --> 00:15:27,038
LIKE THAT'S HEALTHY.
342
00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:29,084
BERG, YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO TELL HIM.
343
00:15:29,108 --> 00:15:31,608
YOU GIVE ME ONE GOOD
REASON WHY I SHOULD,
344
00:15:31,643 --> 00:15:33,210
BESIDES HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
345
00:15:33,245 --> 00:15:35,713
AND IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
346
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:37,548
OK, THAT IS IT.
347
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,016
BERG, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR COVERING MY SHIFT.
348
00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:42,019
THIS IS A FRIEND. IS
THIS NOT A FRIEND?
349
00:15:42,054 --> 00:15:43,554
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
350
00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:46,590
UH, WHEN WE GET BACK,
WE'LL ALL GO OUT TO DINNER.
351
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:47,657
YOU GUYS, ME, NICOLE.
352
00:15:47,693 --> 00:15:49,727
YEAH. YEAH.
353
00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,639
YOU'LL LOVE HER. SHE'S
REALLY FUN TO GET TO KNOW.
354
00:15:51,663 --> 00:15:53,497
APPARENTLY.
355
00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:56,500
AHEM.
356
00:15:56,535 --> 00:15:57,868
PETE, THERE'S JUST ONE THING.
357
00:15:57,903 --> 00:16:02,472
UH, LISTEN, MAN. THIS IS...
THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME,
358
00:16:02,508 --> 00:16:08,679
BUT... A FEW YEARS
AGO, I WENT OUT...
359
00:16:10,983 --> 00:16:13,817
WITHOUT SUNBLOCK,
360
00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,986
AND I REGRET IT TO THIS DAY.
361
00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,056
THAT'S TOUGH, MAN.
362
00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:20,357
YEAH.
363
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,226
SEE YA!
364
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:25,462
PETE, IT'S ABOUT YOU
AND NICOLE. AHEM.
365
00:16:25,497 --> 00:16:27,009
WHAT ABOUT ME AND NICOLE?
366
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:29,500
I THINK THAT YOU TWO COULD BE
PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER, BUT...
367
00:16:29,535 --> 00:16:31,580
I DON'T NEED YOUR
STAMP OF APPROVAL.
368
00:16:31,604 --> 00:16:33,136
TOO LATE.
369
00:16:34,774 --> 00:16:37,608
WELL, LOOK, JUST
ONE TEENY-TINY THING
370
00:16:37,643 --> 00:16:40,110
THAT I FEEL COULD BE A STUMBLING
BLOCK BETWEEN YOU GUYS.
371
00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:41,923
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.
372
00:16:41,947 --> 00:16:43,480
LAST NIGHT, AS I
WAS LEAVING THE BAR,
373
00:16:43,516 --> 00:16:45,115
I ACCIDENTALLY CAUGHT
A GLIMPSE OF HER.
374
00:16:45,151 --> 00:16:47,617
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
WOULD BOTHER A JERK LIKE ME,
375
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:50,354
BUT NOT A WELL-ADJUSTED,
SECURE MAN LIKE YOURSELF.
376
00:16:50,389 --> 00:16:52,756
IF YOU'RE GONNA START
PICKING HER APART,
377
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:54,236
IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE
A BIT OF A DIFFERENCE,
378
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,226
SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER.
379
00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,928
WHAT KIND OF TEENY-TINY THING
380
00:16:57,964 --> 00:17:00,030
WOULD BOTHER A JERK LIKE YOU?
381
00:17:00,065 --> 00:17:02,199
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU.
A FEW YEARS AGO,
382
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:05,268
I KINDA MET NICOLE AT A PARTY.
383
00:17:06,805 --> 00:17:09,439
DON'T... DON'T TELL ME
YOU SLEPT WITH HER.
384
00:17:10,576 --> 00:17:14,578
WELL, THAT KIND OF RUINS
THE END OF MY STORY.
385
00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:16,180
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
386
00:17:16,215 --> 00:17:17,993
YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THIS. NO?
387
00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:19,150
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO,
388
00:17:19,185 --> 00:17:20,662
WALK UP TO EVERY
GIRL I MEET AT A PARTY
389
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,231
AND GO, "EXCUSE ME. ARE
YOU PLANNING ON DATING
390
00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:24,321
PETE DUNVILLE IN 3 YEARS"?
391
00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:25,923
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
392
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,202
SOMEHOW, YOU'VE
ACTUALLY GONE BACK IN TIME
393
00:17:28,226 --> 00:17:29,726
AND RUINED MY LIFE.
394
00:17:29,762 --> 00:17:32,796
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HASN'T
SLEPT WITH OTHER GUYS, TOO.
395
00:17:32,832 --> 00:17:34,698
THERE'S A SILVER LINING.
396
00:17:36,301 --> 00:17:38,102
PETE, IT WAS ONE NIGHT.
397
00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:39,937
HE MEANT NOTHING TO HER.
398
00:17:39,972 --> 00:17:41,138
LESS THAN NOTHING.
399
00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:44,508
IN FACT, I THINK
SHE KINDA HATES ME.
400
00:17:46,211 --> 00:17:48,779
OK. ALL RIGHT, FINE. YOU
AND NICOLE HAD A DATE.
401
00:17:48,814 --> 00:17:51,181
IT WASN'T EVEN A DATE.
DATES ARE ROMANTIC.
402
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:52,516
I JUST PICKED HER UP AT A PARTY.
403
00:17:52,552 --> 00:17:55,352
SHH SHH SHH SHH
SHH SHH SHH SHH SHH.
404
00:17:55,387 --> 00:17:58,455
IT'S IN THE PAST, OK?
405
00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:01,991
I'M ERASING THE MENTAL IMAGE.
406
00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:04,327
GONE. NO MORE FLAW.
407
00:18:04,363 --> 00:18:06,763
HEY, HEY, YOU ARE
ONE HELL OF A GUY.
408
00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:08,132
I REALLY AM.
409
00:18:08,167 --> 00:18:11,268
ANOTHER TEENY-TINY
THING COULD COME UP.
410
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:12,714
DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
DON'T NEED TO KNOW.
411
00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:14,750
WHY? BECAUSE IT'S IN THE
PAST, AND THERE IT WILL STAY
412
00:18:14,774 --> 00:18:18,675
AS LONG AS I NEVER, EVER
HAVE TO BE REMINDED OF IT AGAIN.
413
00:18:26,185 --> 00:18:29,486
PETE, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER,
414
00:18:29,521 --> 00:18:31,432
THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
415
00:18:31,456 --> 00:18:33,568
IT'S ABOUT YOUR ROOMMATE AND ME.
416
00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:35,759
LOOK, BABE, HE ALREADY TOLD ME.
417
00:18:35,794 --> 00:18:40,697
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
IT WAS JUST A STUPID, DUMB THING.
418
00:18:40,733 --> 00:18:43,100
LOOK, WE DON'T EVEN
HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, OK?
419
00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:45,769
I AM SO... SO PAST IT.
420
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:48,472
IT WON'T BOTHER YOU?
421
00:18:48,507 --> 00:18:50,307
WATCH IT NOT BOTHER ME.
422
00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:53,377
OH, PETE.
423
00:18:53,412 --> 00:18:54,878
NICOLE.
424
00:18:54,913 --> 00:18:57,314
OH... PETE.
425
00:18:57,349 --> 00:18:58,315
NICOLE.
426
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:00,217
PETE.
427
00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:01,218
NICOLE.
428
00:19:01,253 --> 00:19:02,886
PETE.
429
00:19:02,921 --> 00:19:04,555
BERG?!
430
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:10,560
PERFECT.
431
00:19:10,595 --> 00:19:12,862
PETE? IS HE BACK YET?
432
00:19:12,898 --> 00:19:13,898
NO.
433
00:19:13,932 --> 00:19:15,332
AHH. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
434
00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,933
I WAS SO UPSET
435
00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:18,446
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING
WITH NICOLE AND THE TATTOO
436
00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,437
THAT I PUNCHED A MAILBOX,
437
00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:23,974
CAUSING ME PHYSICAL PAIN
AND A POSSIBLE FEDERAL CRIME.
438
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,110
THAT'S THE BEST YOU
COULD COME UP WITH?
439
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:27,589
WELL, I THINK IT SOUNDS BETTER
440
00:19:27,613 --> 00:19:30,693
THAN I WAS SO UPSET, I WRAPPED
MY HAND IN THIS BANDAGE.
441
00:19:32,118 --> 00:19:34,384
LOOK, IF HE WAS STILL UPSET,
442
00:19:34,419 --> 00:19:36,031
YOU WOULD'VE
GOTTEN A CALL BY NOW.
443
00:19:36,055 --> 00:19:37,966
IT'S NOT THE KIND OF
THING YOU KEEP BOTTLED UP.
444
00:19:39,258 --> 00:19:40,391
YOU.
445
00:19:40,426 --> 00:19:43,327
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
446
00:19:44,597 --> 00:19:48,798
IT WASN'T ME. OK, IT WAS ME,
447
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:52,068
BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
OK, IT WAS MY FAULT.
448
00:19:52,104 --> 00:19:54,004
LOOK, I'M HURT.
449
00:19:57,076 --> 00:19:58,976
TAKE THE BANDAGE OFF, BERG.
450
00:19:59,011 --> 00:20:00,677
YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME.
451
00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:02,979
I WAS AFRAID THAT
YOU'D DISOWN ME.
452
00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:05,027
I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED
YOU WHEN YOU SET ME UP
453
00:20:05,051 --> 00:20:07,091
WITH THAT PSYCHO
FROM THE PERSONALS.
454
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,396
I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED YOU
455
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,998
WHEN YOU SUBMITTED ME FOR
THAT TRANSVESTITE SEGMENT
456
00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:11,355
ON SALLY JESSY.
457
00:20:11,390 --> 00:20:15,125
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN A
FREE TRIP TO NEW YORK.
458
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:20,630
I SHOULD'VE DISOWNED
YOU, BUT... I DIDN'T.
459
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:23,033
IT'S THE PRICE I PAY
FOR BEING YOUR FRIEND.
460
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:25,469
YOU GOTTA FORGIVE A LOT.
461
00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:27,404
SO WHAT HAPPENED WITH NICOLE?
462
00:20:27,439 --> 00:20:31,608
WELL, AFTER SHE PRIED ME
OFF THE CEILING AND WE TALKED,
463
00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:34,711
I REALIZED IT DIDN'T MATTER.
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00:20:34,747 --> 00:20:38,515
I MEAN, THIS GIRL HAD
THE MOTHER OF ALL FLAWS,
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AND I STILL WANTED
TO BE WITH HER.
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00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:43,020
OH. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
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00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:45,495
I... I REALLY BROUGHT YOU AND
NICOLE A LITTLE CLOSER TOGETHER.
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00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:51,528
I'M NOT GONNA THANK YOU.
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00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,698
YOUR HAPPINESS IS THANKS ENOUGH.
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00:20:56,201 --> 00:20:59,102
I LOVE THAT YOU WERE THE
LAST PERSON IN THIS ROOM
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00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,471
TO SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NAKED.
472
00:21:02,474 --> 00:21:04,507
BACK OFF, SISTER!
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00:21:04,543 --> 00:21:06,310
I CAN'T HELP IT.
474
00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:07,710
WELL, TRY.
475
00:21:12,184 --> 00:21:14,217
YOU ARM-WRESTLE LIKE A GIRL.
476
00:21:16,555 --> 00:21:18,521
YOU SEE THAT?
477
00:21:18,557 --> 00:21:21,091
THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?
478
00:21:22,161 --> 00:21:23,660
COME ON.
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00:21:25,297 --> 00:21:27,030
COME ON.
480
00:21:33,171 --> 00:21:35,205
SO, AHEM...
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00:21:36,908 --> 00:21:38,975
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' LATER?
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