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HEY, BERG, THERE'S SOME
KIDS SITTIN' ON SHARON'S CAR.
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OK, GRANDPA.
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SETTLE DOWN.
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BUT THEIR JEANS
LEAVE SCRATCHES IN IT.
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COME ON, KIDS!
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KIDS, GET OFF SHARON'S CAR!
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KIDS, GET OFF SHAR... WHOA! AAH!
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HEY!
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HEY, YOU KIDS... GET OFF, PETE!
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THE UNBELIEVABLE PART
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IS THE BUILDING THAT I DESIGNED
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MADE IT INTO THE FINALS.
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HEY, NICELY DONE. NICELY DONE?
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BERG, 200 ARCHITECTURE
STUDENTS SUBMITTED DESIGNS.
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190 OF 'EM HATE ME.
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WHY? 'CAUSE I'M IN THE TOP 10.
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COME ON, PETE. THAT'S
NOT WHY THEY HATE YOU.
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ALL RIGHT.
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COME ON, BERG. ARE WE
GONNA EAT OR WHAT? I'M STARVIN'.
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YEAH. I JUST WANNA
CHECK MY GRADE.
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FOR WHAT? YOU'RE
ALWAYS NUMBER ONE.
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THE CRAZY THING IS
IT NEVER GETS OLD.
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EXCUSE ME.
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I'LL BET I CAN GUESS
YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
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NO, YOU CAN'T.
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OK, YOU GOT ME.
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YOU BETTER WRITE IT DOWN.
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HA HA HA!
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OK, HOW DOES THAT WORK?
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IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFIDENCE.
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WHOA!
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YEAH. I... I THINK
KEATS SAID IT BEST
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IN HIS POEM, ODE TO A GREAT ASS.
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GO, AND REMEMBER... CONFIDENCE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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I'M FAILING.
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WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER,
AND I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME?
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OK, CONFIDENCE AND TIMING.
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NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
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PETE, TELL US WHOSE NUMBER ONE IN
THE MED SCHOOL CLASS COUNTDOWN
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FOR A THIRD WEEK IN A ROW,
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AND THIS ONE'S GOING OUT TO
A WONDERFUL LADY IN ALBANY
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I LIKE TO CALL... MOM.
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DON'T EVEN TRY TO TELL
ME THAT WAS CASEY KASEM.
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WHAT?
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IT'S GOOD.
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I WANNA KNOW WHO TOLD YOU THAT
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BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HELPING YOU.
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GIVE ME THE TOP
STUDENT I.D. NUMBER.
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THE TOP SCORE WENT
TO STUDENT I.D. NUMBER...
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8-6-3-1.
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VERY FUNNY, PETE.
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NOW READ THE ONE THAT
FINISHED FIRST ON THE TEST.
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THAT IS THE ONE.
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NO.
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IT CAN'T BE. MY
NUMBER'S 9-2-0-1.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST!
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MAYBE NOBODY TOLD THE
GUY WHO GRADES THE PAPERS.
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I'M NUMBER 2?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHAT... WHAT...
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?
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YOU SEE, IF YOU'RE NUMBER 2...
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LET ME SEE IF MY
MATH IS CORRECT...
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THAT MEANS SOMEBODY
ELSE IS NUMBER ONE. HUH!
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WHERE DO YOU HIDE YOUR ABACUS?
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NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. NOW,
STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME.
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THIS MEANS IF YOU
WERE IN THE OLYMPICS,
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YOU'D BE, UH, SILVER,
AND IF YOU WERE A BRADY,
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YOU'D BE... JAN!
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YOU'RE ENJOYING
THIS, AREN'T YOU?
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IS MY ENORMOUS
GRIN SHOWING? YEAH.
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BERG, ALL THIS MEANS IS YOU'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO STUDY A LITTLE BIT MORE.
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OR...
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FIND OUT WHO'S NUMBER
ONE AND TAKE 'EM DOWN.
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YES. YOU'RE MATURING NICELY.
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HERE YOU GO, SHARON.
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W-W-WAIT.
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GIVE MY ORDER TO THAT GUY.
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OK. WHY?
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JUST DO IT.
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GOT YOUR CHOPPED SALAD.
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I DIDN'T ORDER A CHOPPED SALAD.
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CHOPPED SALAD?
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OH! THAT'S MINE.
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THEY'RE SUCH IDIOTS HERE.
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HI. I'M SHARON.
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UH... DEFINITELY NOT
A CHOPPED SALAD.
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DEF... DEFINITELY
NOT A CHOPPED SALAD.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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HOW YOU DOIN'? I'M TIM.
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I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LAME,
BUT WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?
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I TEND BAR AT MAHONEY'S
A COUPLE NIGHTS A WEEK.
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OH, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
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I TEND TO DRINK THERE A
COUPLE OF NIGHT'S A WEEK.
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HERE YOU GO. SO SORRY
ABOUT THE MIX-UP, MAN.
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I JUST CAN'T GET ALL
THESE ORDERS STRAIGHT.
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LISTEN, I'LL BE THERE
ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT.
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IF YOU'RE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD, JUST DROP BY.
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WELL, YEAH. MAYBE.
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SO WE'RE GOIN' TO
MAHONEY'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT?
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OH, YEAH.
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WHAT?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THERE'S SOMETHIN'
DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.
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YOU LOOK... SMALLER.
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YOU TOLD HER, DIDN'T YOU?
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MAYBE.
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BERG, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH BEING NUMBER 2.
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I MEAN, JUST AS MANY PEOPLE
REMEMBER THE SECOND MAN ON THE MOON.
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CAPTAIN, UH... WHAT'S-HIS-FACE.
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YEAH?
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WELL, YOUR CHEMICAL COMPANY...
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DESTROYS THE PLANET!
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TRUE, BUT WE'RE
NUMBER ONE AT IT.
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COME ON, BERG. DON'T
TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, MAN.
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IT'S JUST ONE TEST,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF IT BOTHERS YOU SO MUCH, WHY
DON'T YOU TRY STUDYIN' A LITTLE HARDER?
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OH, PLEASE. IF ALL IT
TOOK WAS STUDYING,
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ANY IDIOT COULD BECOME A DOCTOR.
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THE CRUCIAL PART
IS THE MENTAL GAME.
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IT'S WHAT SEPARATES
US FROM THE DENTISTS,
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BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE I HAVE
A PLAN. NOW, I GUARANTEE YOU
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THE GUY THAT BEAT ME
IS IN THAT STUDY GROUP.
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WHY?
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ALL THEY DO IS STUDY.
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THEY'RE PATHETIC.
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YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.
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I MEAN, THAT'S WHO I
WANT OPERATING ON ME,
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YOU KNOW, THE GUY
WHO JUST WINGS IT.
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HEY, FELLAS, I'M
GLAD YOU CAME IN.
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WE WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU
HADN'T GIVEN US THOSE COUPONS.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE
MEDICAL STUDENTS.
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WE SHOULD HELP EACH OTHER.
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YOU'RE NOT SEEING MY NOTES.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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SO, UH, I GUESS YOU GUYS DID
PRETTY GOOD ON THE TEST, HUH?
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WE DIDN'T... BUT THIS GUY...
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MR. NUMBER ONE HIMSELF!
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KAMEN.
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PLEASE, NO APPLAUSE.
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THANK YOU.
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HA HA.
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LISTEN, KAMEN, UM...
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I'M JUST AT A BIT OF A
CRITICAL POINT HERE.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HACK IT.
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IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN TALK
TO YOU IN PRIVATE FOR A SECOND?
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WELL, OK...
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BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY NOTES.
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YES, KAMEN.
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LISTEN, UH... HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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I MEAN, WHEN I TAKE A TEST, I
JUST GET SO NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
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EVERY QUESTION, I START
THINKING, "WHAT IF I'M WRONG?
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"DOES THIS MEAN
I'M GONNA BE WRONG
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WHEN I GET MY HAND
IS SOME GUY'S CHEST?"
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IT'S ONLY A TEST.
THEY'RE JUST QUESTIONS.
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OH, BUT THEY'RE
NOT JUST QUESTIONS.
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KAMEN, THEY'RE DECISIONS.
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I LOOK AT A TEST, AND I SEE A
HUMAN BODY IN FRONT OF ME.
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I SEE SOMEBODY'S MOTHER,
SOMEBODY'S FATHER,
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SOMEBODY'S CHILD.
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GEE, I NEVER THOUGHT
OF IT THAT WAY.
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OH, YOU HAVE TO.
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I MEAN, YOU CHOOSE "B" INSTEAD
OF "C" AND YOU'RE WRONG,
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LITTLE JIMMY CAN'T
PLAY KICKBALL ANYMORE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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SO THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE
A TEST, YOU JUST REMEMBER...
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SCALPELS DON'T HAVE ERASERS.
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ANYWAY, ENJOY THE PIZZA!
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BERG, HOW'D IT GO?
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OH, IT'S NOT POSTED YET,
BUT I'M NOT TOO WORRIED.
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BY THE END OF THE TEST,
KAMEN WAS IN THE FETAL POSITION.
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HI, THERE.
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CAN I BORROW YOUR PEN?
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THAT DEPENDS.
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WERE YOU PLANNING ON WRITING
YOUR PHONE NUMBER DOWN WITH IT?
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MY MOTHER WARNED
ME ABOUT GUYS LIKE YOU.
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HERE'S MY NUMBER.
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TSK TSK TSK TSK... KEEP THE PEN.
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THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
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YOU WERE SO SMOOTH I
ALMOST GAVE YOU MY NUMBER.
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THAT'S THE KIND OF
CONFIDENCE YOU GET
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WHEN YOUR BUILDING
TAKES SECOND PLACE.
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WHAT? NUMBER 2.
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NUMERO DOS.
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HEY, GOOD FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE REALLY
COMIN' INTO YOUR OWN THERE.
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YOU'RE LIKE ONE OF THOSE SUPERMODELS
THAT WAS UGLY IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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SEE SOMETHIN' YOU LIKE?
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WOW, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT LINE?
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'CAUSE YOU NEED TO GIVE IT BACK.
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OH, SWING AND A MISS.
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AH, YOU DON'T SEE THAT
HAPPEN VERY OFTEN, FOLKS.
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OUT OF MY WAY.
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COMIN' THROUGH. COMIN' THROUGH.
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Kamen: OH, MY GOD.
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NO!
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HEY. HEY, HEY, KAMEN,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I DID TERRIBLY.
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AH, SUCH IS LIFE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE.
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"8-6-3-1." YOU'RE STILL ON TOP.
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THAT'S NOT ME.
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BUT YOU...
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BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE
NUMBER ONE, KAMEN.
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NUMBER ONE IN MY STUDY GROUP.
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I WAS 24th IN THE CLASS.
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NOW I DROPPED TO 50th.
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OOPS.
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THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BERG.
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YOU PSYCHED ME OUT.
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I PSYCHED YOU OUT.
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YOU'RE DEAD, BERG! YOU HEAR ME?
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W-WHOA... YEAH. DEAD!
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NICE ATTITUDE FOR A DOCTOR!
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Woman: NUMBER ONE
2 WEEKS IN A ROW.
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THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS,
IT'S EASY TO FIND MY SCORE.
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ALL RIGHT, ASHLEY.
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I HAVE TO STUDY
WITH YOU NEXT TIME.
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I DON'T BELIEVE THAT WOMAN.
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SHE MADE ME RUIN
KAMEN'S LIFE FOR NOTHIN'.
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YEAH.
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EXCUSE ME. HEY, REMEMBER ME?
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THE GUY WITH THE DAZZLING SMILE?
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OH, YEAH.
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GO LIKE THIS.
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WHAT? I GOT
SOMETHING IN MY TOOTH?
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NOPE. NOW GO AWAY.
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SO, UM, YOU WERE NUMBER ONE,
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I GUESS, IN YOUR STUDY GROUP?
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NUMBER ONE IN THE CLASS.
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SUSAN, PLEASE.
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FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW.
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ASHLEY, RIGHT?
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UH-HUH.
236
00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:55,138
CAN I TALK TO YOU IN
PRIVATE FOR A SECOND?
237
00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:58,135
LISTEN, UH...
238
00:09:59,411 --> 00:10:01,377
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
239
00:10:01,413 --> 00:10:04,414
I MEAN, WHEN I TAKE A TEST I
JUST GET SO NERVOUS, YOU KNOW?
240
00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:06,360
EVERY QUESTION I START
THINKIN', "WHAT IF I'M WRONG?
241
00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:07,629
"DOES THIS MEAN
I'M GONNA BE WRONG
242
00:10:07,653 --> 00:10:10,019
WHEN I GOT MY HAND
IN SOME GUY'S CHEST?"
243
00:10:10,054 --> 00:10:12,789
IT PROBABLY DOES.
244
00:10:13,925 --> 00:10:15,925
NO. I'M GONNA MAKE
A GOOD DOCTOR.
245
00:10:15,961 --> 00:10:18,362
I JUST MEAN WHEN
I'M TAKIN' A TEST.
246
00:10:18,397 --> 00:10:20,731
SEE, THEY'RE NOT JUST QUESTIONS.
247
00:10:20,766 --> 00:10:22,131
THEY'RE DECISIONS.
248
00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,834
I LOOK AT A TEST, AND I SEE A
HUMAN BODY IN FRONT OF ME.
249
00:10:24,869 --> 00:10:26,703
I SEE SOMEBODY'S MOTHER,
SOMEBODY'S FATHER,
250
00:10:26,738 --> 00:10:28,418
SOMEBODY'S CHILD.
251
00:10:30,275 --> 00:10:33,309
OH, MY GOD, I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
252
00:10:33,345 --> 00:10:35,190
YOU WANT ME TO TUTOR YOU.
253
00:10:35,214 --> 00:10:38,281
I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT.
254
00:10:38,316 --> 00:10:39,850
SWING AND A MISS. STRIKE 2.
255
00:10:41,419 --> 00:10:42,819
DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.
256
00:10:42,855 --> 00:10:46,590
I WORK WITH REMEDIAL
STUDENTS ALL THE TIME.
257
00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,927
REMEDIAL.
258
00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:51,995
REMEDIAL?
259
00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,563
IT MEANS SLOWER.
260
00:10:56,802 --> 00:11:00,270
I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED THE FIRST
TIME YOU STARTED SPEAKING TO ME,
261
00:11:00,305 --> 00:11:03,472
ALL THAT BRAVADO
COVERING YOUR INSECURITY.
262
00:11:03,508 --> 00:11:06,209
THERE IS NOTHING
UNDERNEATH MY BRAVADO.
263
00:11:07,346 --> 00:11:09,278
LISTEN, HERE'S MY CARD.
264
00:11:09,314 --> 00:11:11,681
CALL ME. I CAN HELP.
265
00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:15,051
BYE.
266
00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:20,423
I LOVE BEIN' NUMBER 2.
267
00:11:25,898 --> 00:11:28,710
BERG, WHAT DOES
THIS OUTFIT SAY TO YOU?
268
00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:32,369
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO LISTEN
TO YOUR CLOTHES RIGHT NOW.
269
00:11:32,404 --> 00:11:35,350
COME ON. I WANNA LOOK GREAT
FOR PETE'S PARTY TONIGHT.
270
00:11:35,374 --> 00:11:36,740
PETE'S PARTY?
271
00:11:36,775 --> 00:11:38,055
YEAH. HE'S NUMBER 2.
272
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,556
WE'RE GONNA
CELEBRATE AT MAHONEY'S,
273
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,714
AND IF TIM THE BARTENDER
PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT,
274
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:48,484
HE'LL BE GETTING A 5'5" TIP.
275
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:51,465
OOH, PETE... WHAT
DO THESE SAY TO YOU?
276
00:11:51,489 --> 00:11:52,822
HEE-HAW.
277
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,595
HEY.
278
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,696
HEY.
279
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,134
WHATCHA DOIN'?
280
00:12:04,169 --> 00:12:07,170
NOTHIN'. YOU KNOW, I USED
TO BE ABLE TO SOLVE THIS...
281
00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:08,704
WITH MY FEET.
282
00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:21,684
HEH. THERE YA GO.
283
00:12:23,721 --> 00:12:27,056
WOW, YOU JUST DID IT SO... EEH!
284
00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:31,427
COME ON, BERG.
285
00:12:31,462 --> 00:12:33,863
YOU GOT IT STARTED FOR ME!
286
00:12:33,899 --> 00:12:35,565
COME ON. WHAT'S
GOIN' ON WITH YOU?
287
00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:36,721
NOTHING.
288
00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:41,071
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
289
00:12:41,106 --> 00:12:42,939
HOOKER.
290
00:12:44,242 --> 00:12:46,575
HIGH-CLASS OR STREET?
291
00:12:46,611 --> 00:12:48,678
JERRY SPRINGER.
292
00:12:52,718 --> 00:12:55,018
BERG, WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH YOU?
293
00:12:56,421 --> 00:12:58,688
THAT! THAT'S WHAT'S GOIN' ON!
294
00:12:58,723 --> 00:12:59,756
WHAT?
295
00:12:59,792 --> 00:13:00,792
DON'T YA FEEL IT?
296
00:13:00,826 --> 00:13:01,936
FEEL WHAT?
297
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,204
THE STRANGE ANGLE
THE UNIVERSE IS ON.
298
00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:04,527
EVERYTHING'S UPSIDE-DOWN.
299
00:13:04,563 --> 00:13:07,096
BLACK IS WHITE. NORTH IS
SOUTH. SHIRTS ARE PANTS.
300
00:13:07,131 --> 00:13:09,632
MY LIFE IS IN A TAILSPIN!
301
00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:12,201
ALL BECAUSE I'M NUMBER 2.
302
00:13:12,237 --> 00:13:13,603
I'M NUMBER 2.
303
00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:14,804
BUT YOU'RE ON THE WAY UP!
304
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,374
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
305
00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:19,642
IF YOU REALLY WANNA BEAT ASHLEY,
306
00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:22,279
WHY DON'T YOU TRY STUDYING
THE MATERIAL MORE THAN ONCE?
307
00:13:22,314 --> 00:13:25,148
OH, COME ON.
308
00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:28,585
BERG, YOU KNOW WHAT I
THINK? I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID.
309
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,198
I THINK YOU'RE AFRAID TO TRY
310
00:13:30,222 --> 00:13:32,755
BECAUSE IF YOU TRY
AND SHE STILL BEATS YOU,
311
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,658
THEN YOU WON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.
312
00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:37,360
I THINK YOU ARE SO WRONG.
313
00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,962
I ALWAYS HAVE AN EXCUSE.
314
00:13:39,998 --> 00:13:42,032
FINE, FINE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
315
00:13:42,067 --> 00:13:45,902
I BET YOU THAT ASHLEY'S AT THE
LIBRARY RIGHT NOW STUDYING,
316
00:13:45,938 --> 00:13:49,138
AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S GONNA
BE NUMBER ONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
317
00:13:49,173 --> 00:13:51,708
YOU'RE RIGHT.
318
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,710
YOU'RE RIGHT. I...
319
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,613
I'VE GOTTA FIND A WAY TO
GET ASHLEY TO STOP STUDYING.
320
00:13:58,016 --> 00:13:59,215
THANKS, PETE.
321
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,517
BERG!
322
00:14:03,088 --> 00:14:04,053
ALL RIGHT?
323
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:05,922
WHAT DOES THIS SAY?
324
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:07,790
DESPERATE.
325
00:14:07,826 --> 00:14:11,928
OK! I'VE GOT SHOES
THAT GO WITH DESPERATE.
326
00:14:14,532 --> 00:14:16,978
PETE, I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT YOU CAME IN SECOND,
327
00:14:17,002 --> 00:14:20,169
BUT DID YOU HAVE
TO BRING IT WITH YOU?
328
00:14:20,205 --> 00:14:24,374
THIS IS EVERY BIT HER
MOMENT AS IT IS MINE.
329
00:14:25,943 --> 00:14:27,477
HERE YOU GO.
330
00:14:27,512 --> 00:14:29,379
EXCUSE ME. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT.
331
00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:31,948
I KNOW. IT'S FROM THE YOUNG
LADY AT THE END OF THE BAR.
332
00:14:34,019 --> 00:14:38,621
NUMBER 2 STRIKES AGAIN.
333
00:14:38,656 --> 00:14:40,690
SO YOU DECIDED TO STOP BY.
334
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,827
OH, RIGHT... TIM. TIM!
335
00:14:44,863 --> 00:14:46,708
FORGOT YOU WORK HERE SOMETIMES.
336
00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:48,197
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
337
00:14:48,233 --> 00:14:50,066
YOU HAD ME CALL
AND MAKE SURE... SHIN!
338
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:52,335
I'LL HAVE A CAPE COD.
339
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:53,769
HEY, YOU GUYS.
340
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,182
HEY! HEY! HI.
341
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,184
ASHLEY, THIS IS
SHARON, AND THAT'S PETE.
342
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,453
HI, SHARON AND PETE.
343
00:14:58,477 --> 00:15:01,678
THIS IS ASHLEY, AND
SHE'S MY NEW TUTOR.
344
00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:03,313
YOUR WHAT?
345
00:15:03,348 --> 00:15:04,381
TUTOR.
346
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,716
I BUMPED INTO
HER AT THE LIBRARY,
347
00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:08,162
AND WE THOUGHT WE'D
JUST TAKE A LITTLE BREAK
348
00:15:08,186 --> 00:15:10,386
AND COME BY AND
CONGRATULATE YOU.
349
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:13,422
CONGRATULATIONS.
350
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,935
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
351
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,570
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SEC?
352
00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:17,793
EXCUSE US.
353
00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:22,131
OK, WHATEVER YOU'RE DOIN',
I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT.
354
00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:24,067
BUT IT WAS YOUR PLAN. WHAT PLAN?
355
00:15:24,102 --> 00:15:26,302
TO FIND ASHLEY IN THE LIBRARY
356
00:15:26,337 --> 00:15:27,815
AND GET HER DRUNK
SO SHE CAN'T STUDY.
357
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:31,273
I ADDED THE "GET HER DRUNK
SO SHE CAN'T STUDY" PART.
358
00:15:31,309 --> 00:15:32,842
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
359
00:15:32,877 --> 00:15:35,745
HE'S RUINING THIS GIRL'S LIFE
SO HE WON'T HAVE TO STUDY.
360
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:37,947
AS LONG AS I'M IN THE LOOP.
361
00:15:37,983 --> 00:15:41,785
ALL RIGHT, TEAM, LET'S GO IN
THERE, AND GET HER LIQUORED.
362
00:15:43,889 --> 00:15:45,788
COME ON.
363
00:15:48,226 --> 00:15:49,326
HERE YOU GO.
364
00:15:49,361 --> 00:15:50,393
OH!
365
00:15:50,428 --> 00:15:51,627
THANKS.
366
00:15:51,662 --> 00:15:53,174
LISTEN, DO YOU MIND IF
I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
367
00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:54,430
OH, SURE.
368
00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,365
ANYTHING.
369
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,901
WHAT'S YOUR FRIEND'S
NAME? SHE'S REALLY CUTE.
370
00:16:00,472 --> 00:16:01,938
HER NAME IS ASHLEY.
371
00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:05,775
KEEP FEEDING HER DRINKS
UNTIL HER HEAD HITS THE TABLE.
372
00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:06,909
ASHLEY.
373
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:09,678
OK, NO.
374
00:16:09,714 --> 00:16:11,247
NO, NO.
375
00:16:11,282 --> 00:16:12,782
NO. NO, NO.
376
00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:14,050
NO, NO, NO.
377
00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:15,964
OK, I'M NOT PROUD
OF EITHER OF YOU.
378
00:16:15,988 --> 00:16:19,122
ASHLEY, ASHLEY, THANK
YOU SO MUCH FOR STOPPIN' BY,
379
00:16:19,157 --> 00:16:20,734
BUT I DON'T WANNA KEEP
YOU FROM THE LIBRARY.
380
00:16:20,758 --> 00:16:23,326
SO, UM, THIS MODEL
ACTUALLY TOOK SECOND PLACE.
381
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:26,729
YEP. NUMBER 2, AND THAT'S
OUT OF 200, BY THE WAY,
382
00:16:26,764 --> 00:16:28,843
BUT LISTEN, I DON'T WANNA
KEEP YOU GUYS FROM STUDYING.
383
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:31,968
AND, UH, THE, UH, STRUCTURAL
FLAW DIDN'T BOTHER THEM?
384
00:16:32,003 --> 00:16:34,782
WHAT FLAW? THAT'S A
PERFECTLY SOUND BUILDING.
385
00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:36,873
OK. COME ON, BERG.
WE SHOULD GET GOIN'.
386
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,686
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT WAIT.
387
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:41,311
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FLAW?
388
00:16:41,346 --> 00:16:42,945
THERE... THERE IS NO FLAW.
389
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,614
I MEAN, I DEFY YOU
TO FIND A FLAW.
390
00:16:45,650 --> 00:16:48,729
WELL, A STRONG ENOUGH WIND
COULD... PUHH... BLOW IT RIGHT OVER.
391
00:16:48,753 --> 00:16:50,553
WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
392
00:16:50,588 --> 00:16:54,290
YOU'RE A MED STUDENT. WHAT THE
HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ARCHITECTURE?
393
00:16:54,326 --> 00:16:56,793
WELL, MY FATHER'S AN ARCHITECT.
394
00:16:56,828 --> 00:16:59,695
WELL, MY MOTHER'S A WOMAN, BUT
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I UNDERSTAND THEM.
395
00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:06,636
IT'S TRUE. HE REALLY DOESN'T.
396
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:08,515
I DIDN'T MEAN TO START ANYTHING.
397
00:17:08,539 --> 00:17:10,579
SEE, YOU DIDN'T START
ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG.
398
00:17:10,608 --> 00:17:12,575
YOU'RE COMPLETELY
AND TOTALLY WRONG.
399
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:15,444
WRONG, WRONG.
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
400
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,246
AND SO'S YOUR DAD.
401
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,122
SEE... THERE?
402
00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:27,490
NOTHIN'.
403
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:29,670
ACTUALLY, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT BLOWING FROM THIS ANGLE,
404
00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:30,760
LIKE THIS.
405
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,769
I'M SORRY. PHYSICS
CAN BE SO CRUEL.
406
00:17:40,839 --> 00:17:42,004
OK, I'M IN.
407
00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:43,973
TEQUILA SHOTS ALL AROUND!
408
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:53,282
LOOK AT THAT GUY. PFFT!
409
00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:55,618
I'M GLAD WE'RE NEVER GOIN' OUT.
410
00:17:55,653 --> 00:17:59,355
DO YOU KNOW HE STILL
LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER?
411
00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:01,458
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?
412
00:18:01,493 --> 00:18:03,559
I'M JUST GUESSIN'.
413
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:12,068
YOU KNOW, IF THIS
BUILDING HAD BEEN REAL,
414
00:18:12,103 --> 00:18:16,906
I WOULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
THE DEATHS OF THOUSANDS.
415
00:18:16,941 --> 00:18:20,976
AND, LOOK, IT FELL ON
A LITTLE SCHOOL BUS.
416
00:18:23,949 --> 00:18:27,016
OH, GEE, I'M SORRY.
417
00:18:27,051 --> 00:18:29,318
I'VE WORN OUT THE
CORK IN THE BULL'S-EYE.
418
00:18:29,354 --> 00:18:30,931
MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY PINBALL.
419
00:18:30,955 --> 00:18:34,390
BOY, YOU GOT MY NUMBER.
420
00:18:34,425 --> 00:18:35,658
SHOT?
421
00:18:35,693 --> 00:18:36,792
ABSOLUTELY.
422
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:39,428
I CAN SHOT JUST AS
MANY DRINKS AS YOU.
423
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,208
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT. I GOT THAT BACKWARDS.
424
00:18:41,232 --> 00:18:45,335
I MEANT I CAN SHOT JUST
AS MANY DRINKS AS YOU.
425
00:18:47,806 --> 00:18:50,272
WELL, I SHOULD BE GOIN'.
426
00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:51,451
IT'S GETTIN' PRETTY LATE.
427
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,909
OH, SHOOT, WE KEPT
YOU OUT ALL NIGHT,
428
00:18:53,945 --> 00:18:56,022
AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE
TO STUDY FOR TOMORROW'S TEST.
429
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,313
SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT.
430
00:18:58,349 --> 00:19:00,327
OH, I STUDIED FOR THAT ALREADY.
431
00:19:00,351 --> 00:19:01,683
YOU DID?
432
00:19:01,719 --> 00:19:04,120
WELL, THEN, I'M SORRY
I GOT YOU SO DRUNK.
433
00:19:04,155 --> 00:19:05,888
I TELL YA,
434
00:19:05,924 --> 00:19:07,401
THERE'S NOTHIN' WORSE THAN
TAKIN' THAT TEST WITH A HANGOVER.
435
00:19:07,425 --> 00:19:08,524
OH, IT'S OK.
436
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:10,871
APPLE JUICE DOESN'T
GIVE YOU A HANGOVER.
437
00:19:10,895 --> 00:19:14,129
APPLE JUICE.
438
00:19:14,165 --> 00:19:17,667
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN
DRINKING APPLE JUICE.
439
00:19:20,738 --> 00:19:21,904
OH!
440
00:19:21,939 --> 00:19:24,440
YOU'VE BEEN
DRINKIN' APPLE JUICE!
441
00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:25,942
WELL, OF COURSE I HAVE.
442
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:27,855
WHAT KIND OF A MORON WOULD
DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE A TEST?
443
00:19:27,879 --> 00:19:29,045
OH! OH, WAIT.
444
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,482
THERE IS ONE I CAN
THINK OF... MR. 9201.
445
00:19:35,186 --> 00:19:36,852
YOU KNOW MY STUDENT I.D. NUMBER?
446
00:19:36,888 --> 00:19:37,998
GOTTA KNOW THE COMPETITION.
447
00:19:38,022 --> 00:19:39,388
YOU!
448
00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:43,326
YOU KNEW WHO I WAS, AND
YOU JUST PLAYED ALONG ANYWAY.
449
00:19:43,361 --> 00:19:44,827
THAT IS SO LOW.
450
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,730
OH, BUT MY SCORES ARE SO HIGH.
451
00:19:47,766 --> 00:19:50,310
BELIEVE ME, BERG. I SAW
YOU COMIN' A MILE AWAY,
452
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,968
EVEN BEFORE YOU TRIED
THAT LAME PICK-UP LINE.
453
00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:54,670
I'M SORRY. BEFORE?
454
00:19:54,706 --> 00:19:56,572
YOU MEAN, YOU NOTICED ME?
455
00:19:56,607 --> 00:19:58,074
YEAH, I NOTICED YOU.
456
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,354
I FOUND YOU TO BE
RUDE AND ARROGANT,
457
00:20:00,378 --> 00:20:02,089
AND IT MADE ME
REALLY, REALLY HAPPY
458
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,273
TO BE THE ONE TO
TAKE YOU DOWN A PEG.
459
00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:07,082
BY GOING OUT WITH ME?
460
00:20:07,117 --> 00:20:09,085
OH, WHEN DID I
"GO OUT" WITH YOU?
461
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,287
WELL, WE'RE AT A BAR.
462
00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:12,833
WE'RE PLAYING DARTS, ASHLEY.
463
00:20:12,857 --> 00:20:15,557
OH, WAIT. I ONLY
PLAYED ALONG WITH YOU
464
00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:18,026
TO GET YOU TOO DRUNK TO
TAKE THE TEST TOMORROW.
465
00:20:18,063 --> 00:20:19,973
IF THAT'S ALL YOU WANTED,
466
00:20:19,997 --> 00:20:21,943
YOU COULD HAVE LEFT 2 HOURS AGO.
467
00:20:21,967 --> 00:20:25,201
SO... SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
468
00:20:27,338 --> 00:20:30,673
I THINK YOU KINDA LIKE ME.
469
00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:34,410
GOOD LUCK ON THE
TEST TOMORROW, BERG.
470
00:20:34,445 --> 00:20:35,845
YOU'LL NEED IT. GEEZ!
471
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,815
ASHLEY... JUST ONE
MORE QUESTION.
472
00:20:38,850 --> 00:20:40,115
WHAT?
473
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:44,953
DO YOU EVER CATCH
YOURSELF JUST GAZING AT ME?
474
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:51,193
THANKS FOR THE APPLE JUICE.
475
00:20:51,229 --> 00:20:53,763
I'M NOT PAYING FOR THE TUTORING!
476
00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:57,233
OH, THIS WAS A GREAT EVENING.
477
00:20:57,268 --> 00:21:00,536
DID YOU GET THE
BUILDING KILLER DRUNK?
478
00:21:00,572 --> 00:21:02,137
NO. SHE'S NOT DRUNK.
479
00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:04,752
SHE STUDIED FOR THE TEST
TOMORROW, AND SHE'S GOING TO BURY ME.
480
00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:06,820
THEN WHAT'S WITH
THE BIG, STUPID SMILE?
481
00:21:06,844 --> 00:21:08,722
I REALIZED SOMETHING TONIGHT.
482
00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:12,882
ASHLEY IS THE MOST DEVIOUS, CONNIVING,
DOUBLE-CROSSING WOMAN I'VE EVER MET,
483
00:21:12,917 --> 00:21:17,319
AND, UH... WE MUST HAVE
CHILDREN TOGETHER.
484
00:21:18,856 --> 00:21:20,956
WHEN THEY GO TO SCHOOL,
485
00:21:20,992 --> 00:21:24,312
DON'T LET THEM PARK THE
BUS NEAR PETE'S BUILDING.
486
00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:32,100
COME ON, BUDDY. DRINK UP.
487
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:33,702
TIME TO GO HOME.
488
00:21:33,738 --> 00:21:35,772
HE'S DEAD.
489
00:21:35,807 --> 00:21:36,850
I'M TELLING YOU.
490
00:21:36,874 --> 00:21:38,107
HE'S DEAD!
491
00:21:39,444 --> 00:21:40,943
YEAH. DEAD! DEAD!
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