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Oh, great eyes 11 00:00:32,864 --> 00:00:33,656 That's his name? 12 00:00:34,324 --> 00:00:35,241 Great Eyes? 13 00:00:36,826 --> 00:00:38,786 You're dating an Indian Chief? 14 00:00:39,704 --> 00:00:42,498 Ooh, here he comes! Get, get, get, I don't want to be associated with you guys! 15 00:00:43,514 --> 00:00:45,042 - Fine! - Yeah, be that way 16 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:56,135 Ah, God! I have got to get some female friends! 17 00:01:10,273 --> 00:01:15,611 Alright Bill, what's the deal with putting the chairs on the tables every night, I mean, is it just a restaurant thing or what? 18 00:01:16,529 --> 00:01:20,699 It makes it easier for you guys to mop up, genius 19 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:24,745 We're supposed to mop? 20 00:01:26,663 --> 00:01:27,372 Pete 21 00:01:28,582 --> 00:01:31,960 Have you ever wondered where they manufacture these napkin dispensers? 22 00:01:32,252 --> 00:01:36,422 - Never, Mr Bauer, not once - Greenbay, Wisconsin 23 00:01:36,672 --> 00:01:37,924 Really? 24 00:01:39,342 --> 00:01:40,718 Of course I'll tell you how I know 25 00:01:42,052 --> 00:01:45,722 I used to live in Greenbay, while I played for Vince and the Packers, 26 00:01:47,182 --> 00:01:49,476 On the frozen tundra of Lambofield 27 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:52,687 Oh, no. You got the classic sports channel 28 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:57,692 I say if we don't stop their running game, they're gonna pass on us all day 29 00:01:59,235 --> 00:02:00,027 I gotta blitz 30 00:02:05,490 --> 00:02:07,826 Where the hell is my blocking? 31 00:02:08,285 --> 00:02:12,747 - Hey Mr Bauer! Hey Berg! - Melissa, I now lead the Pizza Place in sacks 32 00:02:13,289 --> 00:02:14,582 Yay Bauer! 33 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:26,218 - Hey sweetie! Oh, I am so nervous. I mean this is their first play, ya know? -Oh come on. It's gonna be great. Kindergarteners doing 'Hair', how can it miss?" 34 00:02:26,593 --> 00:02:28,095 How much do I love you! 35 00:02:29,304 --> 00:02:32,140 - Alright, I'm outta here - Yeah, me too.Bye Bill 36 00:02:32,348 --> 00:02:33,933 Oh, hold on, we've got one more delivery 37 00:02:35,226 --> 00:02:39,313 I have to meet Bernie and Fitz at the gym at nine. We're watching intermediate aerobics 38 00:02:40,898 --> 00:02:42,775 Come on Berg, just go to the ten o'clock session 39 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:44,318 That's advanced aerobics 40 00:02:45,736 --> 00:02:49,239 Any girl with that kind of discipline, totally wrong for me 41 00:02:50,991 --> 00:02:54,285 You know, maybe I should just call them up and have them pick up their own pizza 44 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:02,501 Pete, we're gonna be late 45 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:06,713 - Don't worry honey, I'll make it there in time for the show - Okay, you are being this wrong 46 00:03:09,799 --> 00:03:11,843 What's with you and 845 Arlington? 47 00:03:12,427 --> 00:03:13,469 Nothing 48 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:20,434 Oh, who are you kidding, huh? Every time 845 Arlington orders a pizza, you run out of here like you're dropping off a donor heart 49 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,439 What is this guy, some sort of big tipper? 50 00:03:25,647 --> 00:03:28,150 - No - You know, you're gonna miss the Gingerbread Parade 51 00:03:30,151 --> 00:03:30,777 While it's hot guys 52 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:34,405 -I'm on it. You kids have fun now. - Thanks you to 53 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:37,325 - Oh and Melissa? - What's that Berg? 54 00:03:37,825 --> 00:03:43,455 Boogy-oogy-oogy until you just can't boogy no more 55 00:03:44,915 --> 00:03:46,208 Great! Come on 56 00:03:49,085 --> 00:03:50,086 You know Bill, I? 57 00:03:52,881 --> 00:03:56,092 That's it Berg, way to hold on to that pizza 58 00:04:02,056 --> 00:04:05,392 - Pizza delivery - Pete? Come on in sweetie 59 00:04:07,394 --> 00:04:09,521 Sweetie? 60 00:04:22,116 --> 00:04:23,909 Don't I know you? 61 00:04:24,159 --> 00:04:28,830 Wait till you see?oh, hi. You're not Pete 62 00:04:29,414 --> 00:04:30,874 I can be Pete 63 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:35,294 I was Pete for Halloween one year 64 00:04:36,003 --> 00:04:36,838 Where is he? 65 00:04:37,380 --> 00:04:41,759 Ah, he had to go to a play with his girl?scout troop 66 00:04:43,177 --> 00:04:44,845 He's very involved with the community 67 00:04:45,596 --> 00:04:47,222 Pete's such a doll 68 00:04:49,808 --> 00:04:54,145 Yep, yep, yep 69 00:04:55,897 --> 00:04:57,398 Pete's the best 70 00:04:58,024 --> 00:04:59,066 He really is 71 00:05:00,484 --> 00:05:04,321 This is an interesting brush stroke.What do you use? 72 00:05:04,696 --> 00:05:06,573 - My naked body - Really? 73 00:05:09,326 --> 00:05:11,202 Because we need our apartment painted 74 00:05:14,289 --> 00:05:20,127 Why use a brush when you have your toes, your thighs, your breasts 75 00:05:20,795 --> 00:05:25,716 You paint with your?toes? 76 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:29,761 I find it connects me to the canvas 77 00:05:30,971 --> 00:05:34,724 - I know it sounds crazy - No, no, not at all 78 00:05:36,851 --> 00:05:39,395 I used to be quite the finger painter myself 79 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:42,523 I really should get back to work 80 00:05:43,315 --> 00:05:44,775 Thanks for the pizza 81 00:05:46,568 --> 00:05:48,487 You better watch it with these things 82 00:05:48,945 --> 00:05:50,363 Or you'll need a bigger canvas 83 00:05:52,365 --> 00:05:54,117 Oh my GOD! 84 00:05:57,828 --> 00:05:59,914 You tell Pete I'm sorry I missed him 85 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:03,167 Oh I can't wait to tell him 86 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:06,628 You know the only reason I order from this place is to see him 87 00:06:13,843 --> 00:06:15,887 - Bye - Bye 88 00:06:21,225 --> 00:06:23,936 OH MY GOD! 89 00:06:28,899 --> 00:06:39,158 I mean even considering the dysfunctional dynamic of Pete and Melissa's relationship, you know, on again, off again, on again, do you think Pete would cheat on Melissa? 90 00:06:39,617 --> 00:06:40,951 No, not at all 91 00:06:41,744 --> 00:06:45,038 Will you stop thinking about Great Eyes! This is important 92 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,541 What makes you think Pete's cheating on Melissa? 93 00:06:48,125 --> 00:06:49,751 He's been making like he's this good guy; 94 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,629 'No, I'll stay late and take last delivery' 95 00:06:53,671 --> 00:07:01,887 Which usually happens to be 845 Arlington. But tonight, I made the delivery, and BOY you would not believe this woman 96 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:08,310 Well, wait, just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage 97 00:07:12,313 --> 00:07:15,400 I never want to forget that you said that 98 00:07:17,735 --> 00:07:18,027 Hey there 99 00:07:18,361 --> 00:07:19,236 Hey 100 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:25,450 How was the play? Oh good, good. It was a little odd seeing two six year old girls singing 'Black Boys are Delicious' 101 00:07:25,742 --> 00:07:29,246 But overall, it was good, good. 102 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:33,333 Oh hey.Did you take care of that delivery? 103 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:35,168 Delivery? 104 00:07:36,294 --> 00:07:38,546 Umm, 845 Arlington? 105 00:07:39,088 --> 00:07:51,808 - 845 Arlington, 845 Arlington?oh yeah, yeah, YEAH. Went well - Great, great, great.Goog, good, good 106 00:07:52,809 --> 00:07:55,144 Okay.Well, I'm beat, gonna head in 107 00:07:55,853 --> 00:07:57,230 - Oh, hey Pete? - Yeah? 108 00:07:59,231 --> 00:08:01,192 How do you scrape all that paint off your ass? 109 00:08:02,776 --> 00:08:06,947 -See, damn it I knew you were gonna think that! - I can't believe you didn't tell me 110 00:08:07,406 --> 00:08:11,785 - Pete, you filthy pig - No guys, it's not what you think 111 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:17,415 - Then why didn't you tell me about her? - Because of this very conversation, that's why. Look, it's completely platonic 112 00:08:18,291 --> 00:08:22,336 There is no way you can be just friends with someone that hot 113 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:31,386 I mean it's physically impossible for a man to be platonic with a woman that sexy." 114 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,680 - Uh, hello! -What? 115 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,475 - You don't count! - Why not? 116 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:41,439 Because. Because you transcend sex 117 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:49,780 - Anyway, Isabella and I, we just? - Wait, wait, wait. Transcend sex? What does that mean, transcend sex? 118 00:08:50,489 --> 00:09:02,001 - I don't know Sharon, it means you're Sharon - No, no, no, I know exactly what it means, it means that I am not hot, I repel men and I am sexless! 119 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:07,923 AAAH! No, no, no, wait! You're taking out of context! 120 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,592 -So what else? - What else what? 121 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:16,307 What else don't you tell me about this secret life you lead Peter, if that's even you real name! 122 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:21,187 - Alright, okay, cut it out - Hey, I tell you everything 123 00:09:21,354 --> 00:09:23,064 Yeah, and I've asked you to stop! 124 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:30,321 Listen to me very carefully, okay? There is nothing between me and Isabella 125 00:09:30,613 --> 00:09:33,324 - And besides, I'm with Melissa, right? - Right 126 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:34,909 Right 127 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,746 So then you wouldn't mind if I asked Isabella out 128 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:48,422 No of course not. Go for it. I just don't think you'd like her 129 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,841 Really? Why's that? 130 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:55,429 You know, I gotta tell you, she's kind of a nut 131 00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,392 Boy, I didn't get that at all 132 00:10:00,351 --> 00:10:07,733 That's cause you only spent a few minutes with her, but once you get to know her, she's compulsive, possessive, delusional? 133 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,444 it's actually quite sad 134 00:10:11,737 --> 00:10:15,491 Wow, that's funny. She only said really nice things about you 135 00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:18,911 Really? 136 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:21,247 What did she say? 137 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,126 Well for one. She only orders from us so she can see you 138 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,337 - She said that? - Yep 139 00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:33,718 - No kidding? - But if she's a nut? 140 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,052 Ah, total nut 141 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:40,307 - Then I guess I won't give her a call - I mean, it would be for the best 142 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:45,980 Feel again,But then sometimes, you feel like a nut 143 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,360 Forget about it Berg 144 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:54,030 Give me the phone Pete 145 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,991 I mean, you're my boy 146 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:03,289 I don't want to hurt you, you know it's good, but you're being crazy, ya know 147 00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,001 Don't go?stay 148 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:09,670 Who is that? 149 00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,630 Christopher Walken 150 00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:16,010 Or actually it's me doing an impression of Bernie's impression of Christopher Walken 151 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:20,848 -It's terrible - Bernie's is terrible, mine's right on 152 00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,603 Give me her number Berg 153 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,730 - You have a girlfriend -So? 154 00:11:28,147 --> 00:11:35,863 So. The rules state that you can only protect one girl at a time, and right now you've got Melissa? You know, you're girlfriend 155 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:38,115 Melissa has nothing to do with this 156 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:45,456 Of course she doesn't. In fact for your anniversary, Isabella could paint Melissa's portrait with her right breast 157 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,126 Berg, what makes you think that Isabella's even into you? 158 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,967 Yeah, right 159 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:59,595 Look, there's only one way to solve this 160 00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:00,638 The tribunal 161 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:04,767 -The tribunal. Get the robe - You think I won't? 162 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:11,732 Sharon! Come down. We need you 163 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,360 And be quick about it! 164 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,738 Hello? 165 00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:21,283 How does that make you sound like a hooker? 166 00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:25,121 Oh, by the way, it'll be me AND my buddy 167 00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:32,461 She's on her way. Okay, help me understand this sick need of yours to ask out Isabella 168 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:37,591 Because she's perfect for me. She likes art, she likes pizza, she works NAKED! 169 00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:39,844 Berg, forget it! 170 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:51,564 Oh, forget it, you know, I can't do that, no, it's no good, you know I want to, but the time? is past 171 00:12:53,566 --> 00:13:01,657 It's just, it's not good! You know, I mean I know you think it sounds good, but?arrggh 172 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,077 What? 173 00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,537 The tribunal 174 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:11,917 Oh my God! The robe! 175 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:19,133 Oh you remember graduation where I hid those beers around my waist like sticks of dynamite and we were all gonna go to that party? 177 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:29,226 Fine! Alright, opening statements 178 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:36,025 Look.I've known this woman for five months now and Berg thinks he can just waltz right in there and close the deal 179 00:13:36,484 --> 00:13:41,072 I object! Close the deal? 180 00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:45,409 I would like to apologise for his attitude towards women 181 00:13:45,743 --> 00:13:49,914 Right. This coming from a guy with a VIP card at 'Topless, Topless, Topless' 182 00:13:51,791 --> 00:13:53,668 They have an excellent wine list 183 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,630 Look, all I'm asking is that Berg stays away from Isabella 184 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:05,054 Peet.I believe precedent was set sophomore year in the case of Pete Dunville versus Berg and the Red Lobster girl 185 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,932 Now the rule is you can only protect one girl 186 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,601 I, ah, told him that Your Blondeness 187 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:12,436 See, do you think it's too light? 188 00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:25,157 Alright, look, I love Melissa and everything's great right now, but, I mean, who knows, you know, things change, and what if things don't work out, then what? 189 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:29,787 What are you saying Pete? That this Isabella is your back-up girl? 190 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,375 Back-up girl? You make it sound so ugly 191 00:14:35,835 --> 00:14:41,424 He's right. How about the girl I'm seeing behind my girlfriend's back! 192 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:45,261 - I'm not seeing her - Okay, okay, Pete come on 193 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:51,434 - You're panicking. You've hit the one year mark with Melissa, things are great and you're panicking - I'm not panicking, I'm planning 194 00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:54,812 - Why can't guys just commit? - Here, here! 195 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:56,647 Shut up.. 196 00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:02,945 - You have never had a serious relationship in your life - Nor have I pretended to 197 00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,156 - Alright, alright 198 00:15:06,741 --> 00:15:24,300 Pete, if your heart is in the right place with Melissa, then Berg going out with Miss-Too-Sexy-Too-Be-Friends-With shouldn't bother you. As much as I hate to, I rule in favor of?Berg 199 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:27,261 - What? - Sorry Pete, either commit, or get off the pot 200 00:15:28,012 --> 00:15:32,433 -That's not fair - Hey, hey, hey. Her Legginess has ruled 201 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:42,943 Alright, last delivery. 845 Arlington 202 00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:44,904 I'll do it 203 00:15:46,364 --> 00:15:48,741 - No, that's okay, I've got it - What is wrong with you two? 204 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:52,286 Oh, you're lucky you didn't upset my cheese 205 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:57,750 - Deliver the damn pizza - See, Bill wants me to take it 206 00:15:58,334 --> 00:15:59,585 Fine, go ahead 207 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,295 Really? 208 00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:02,588 Be my guest 209 00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:04,048 Okay 210 00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,302 - Hey, how'd Melissa take it? - What? 211 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,888 Oh, I just assumed you ended it with her 212 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:16,686 Alright Berg, you win 213 00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:20,564 I'm doing this for you AND Melissa 214 00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:23,150 AND to get covered in paint 215 00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,569 If it happens along the way, sure 216 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:31,450 Hey, Berg. She loves it when I bring over freshly grated parmisan 217 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:36,455 Really?thankyou 218 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:46,549 Football is a lot like life 219 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:50,553 - Oh, Mr Bauer, I beg you - Pete 220 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,347 You've gotta tackle your fears head on. 221 00:16:54,098 --> 00:16:59,270 What we do here, today, on this field will affect the way we live the rest of our lives! 222 00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:04,275 - You know, Mr Bauer? - Yes 223 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:05,818 I do know Mr Bauer 224 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,200 - Tell him he's right - Now go get em! 225 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,205 - What happened? Where's Pete? - DELIVERY! Delivery? 226 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,586 Oh, I don't believe it! 227 00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:28,674 'She loves freshly grated parmisan.' Moron! OH!" 228 00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,927 Great to see you too Berg. Where's Pete? 229 00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,348 He's on a delivery 230 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,016 Oh okay, I'll wait 231 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:40,978 He, uh, might be a while 232 00:17:41,312 --> 00:17:47,318 Oh, it's alright. I'm gonna surprise him and take him to dinner cause he was so cute at my play last night. 233 00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:54,533 Oh, you should have seen it. He went backstage and asked all of my kids for their autographs Is that not the best? 234 00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:55,743 Well, that's our Pete 235 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,453 Yeah, that's my Pete 236 00:17:58,287 --> 00:18:06,045 Oh, ah, Melissa?you know?I gotta go. Delivery 237 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,880 Bye! 238 00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,883 - Where's Pete? - Delivery 239 00:18:11,425 --> 00:18:13,636 - Where's Berg? - Delivery 240 00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:19,517 Why are two guys delivering one pizza, and why is the pizza still here? What the hell happened? 241 00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:26,899 Come in 242 00:18:33,447 --> 00:18:39,203 - You know you really shouldn't just leave the door open like that - Pete, I was expecting you! I'll be right down 243 00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,081 Oh my God 244 00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:46,419 -Hi - OH my GOD! 245 00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,674 Pete, don't you just love candlelight? 246 00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:53,551 I think about it constantly 247 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:59,140 The way it dances off the walls and makes everything look so beautiful and romantic 248 00:19:04,770 --> 00:19:15,948 - Look, I can't do this. You're great, but I have a girlfriend. And? -Pete, I? 249 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:19,410 Ssshhhhhhh? 250 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,329 just let me explain 251 00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:27,335 Her name's Melissa, and while I don't know if she's ultimately 'The One' 252 00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:34,967 I do know that what we do here, you know, on this field 253 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:45,353 Affects the way we live the rest of our lives?and I don't want to be that kind of person. I'm sorry 254 00:19:45,644 --> 00:19:50,316 - I don't understand. I? - Oh, I know, I know 255 00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:54,236 - Pete! Pete, don't - Berg, what are you doing here? 256 00:19:54,904 --> 00:20:00,618 Before you do anything stupid, thought completely understandable 257 00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:04,747 - I have to apologise for forcing you into this situation and I? - No, no, no Berg 258 00:20:05,498 --> 00:20:10,086 - It's okay. I told Isabella about Melissa - But I just? 259 00:20:10,336 --> 00:20:12,505 Sssshhhhh? 260 00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:16,050 And if you two wanna go for it, I'm not gonna stand in your way. 261 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,679 Look, this guy is the best, you two would be great for one another. 262 00:20:20,513 --> 00:20:21,847 Do you like Christopher Walken? 263 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,017 Forget it Pete, it's not worth it 264 00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:30,064 We've gotta remember the first rule, which is that no woman comes between us 265 00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:37,571 - Am I missing something? - Oh, look. I'm sorry. But this is just the way it's gonna have to be 266 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:50,001 I, ah, think you're gonna have to find yourself a new pizza place 267 00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,885 Honey, who was that? 268 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:04,098 - That was just the pizza guys - Oh great, where's the pizza? 269 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,059 Ah, they didn't bring one 270 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:12,398 Move 271 00:21:13,274 --> 00:21:14,859 Come on, further 272 00:21:21,198 --> 00:21:22,325 - Hi - Hi 273 00:21:22,491 --> 00:21:23,826 - I'm Jim - I'm Sharon 274 00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,537 I see you out here a lot 275 00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:30,333 Yeah, you never miss a day. Rain, wind, dark 276 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,460 Yeah, nothing can keep me from running 277 00:21:32,668 --> 00:21:33,502 Really? 278 00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:34,545 ''Ahhhh'' 23407

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