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OK, I GOTTA GET THESE BLUEPRINTS
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TO THE COPY PLACE BY 9:00.
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I HAVE A MEETING WITH
MY PROFESSOR AT 10:00.
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HIT THE COMPUTER LAB
BY 11:00. AND AT NOON,
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"MEET WITH THE MAYOR
REGARDING PARADE FOR BERG."
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OH, PETE!
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I TOLD YOU, STAY
OUT OF MY ORGANIZER.
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I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT A BIG PARADE.
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JUST A COUPLE OF FLOATS.
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RIGHT.
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WE'RE IN A ZONE!
WE'RE IN A ZONE!
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HEY, THIS ONE COULD BE ME.
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SHE'S IN OUR ZONE.
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"SAW YOU OUTSIDE COPLEY PLAZA.
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"WE SHARED A SMILE.
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"YOU... PRETTY AND PETITE.
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ME... STOCKY GUY
WITH... RED HAIR."
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PLEASE. WHY NOT JUST
SAY "FAT WITH FRECKLES"?
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SHARON, DO YOU MIND?
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WE'RE DEFENDING OUR "POP 'N
SHOT" TITLE AT O'MALLEY'S NEXT WEEK.
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WELL, I'M TRYING TO FIND A GUY.
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THROUGH THE "CHANCE
ENCOUNTER" ADS?
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WELL, THAT'S SO SAD.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BUY A CAT?
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JULIE AT THE OFFICE...
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GUESS WHERE SHE MET HER FIANCE.
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RIGHT HERE IN THE
"CHANCE ENCOUNTER" ADS.
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MAYBE A SIAMESE.
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I HEAR CALICOS ARE NICE.
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OOH! OOH! THIS COULD BE ME.
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"YOU... PRETTY...
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CUTE SMILE, AND GREAT LEGS."
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THAT'S 3 OUT OF 3.
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"WALKING A SHINY BLACK LAB."
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YOU DON'T HAVE A DOG.
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FROM A DISTANCE.
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OK, SHARON, GIVE IT UP.
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WHOA! PETE!
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WHOA, WHAT? WHOA, THIS.
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"YOU... BLACK BIKE
ON BEACON STREET."
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THERE MUST BE A THOUSAND
GUYS ON BEACON STREET
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WITH BLACK BIKES.
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"SAW YOU AT THE COFFEE
PLACE ON NEWBERRY...
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YOU ALWAYS GO THERE.
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HALF OF BOSTON
GOES THROUGH THERE.
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"WALKING WITH TALL FRIEND...
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OK. IT'S NOT ME.
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"YOU... PARKER STEVENSON LOOKS.
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I HAVE PARKER STEVENSON LOOKS.
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"ME... SHY BUT INTERESTED.
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ARE YOU... THE ONE?"
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YOU GOT TO CALL.
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NO WAY, BERG.
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WHY NOT?
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GET REAL. THE PEOPLE WHO
PUT THESE ADS IN THE PAPER,
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THEY'RE ALL PSYCHOS.
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LOOK, WHAT'S IT SAY?
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"ME... SHY BUT INTERESTED."
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OK? SHE MIGHT AS WELL
SAY, "ME... LONELY, DEJECTED,
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HAVE SPACE IN FREEZER
FOR ONE MORE BODY."
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WHAT ABOUT THE ONE?
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YOU'RE ALWAYS
TALKING ABOUT THE ONE,
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AND HERE SHE IS.
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AREN'T YOU THE
LEAST BIT CURIOUS?
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NO.
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HEY, SHARON, WHY
AREN'T YOU AT WORK?
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ME?
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MM-HMM.
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UH, WELL, IT'S UH...
"TOXIC AWARENESS" DAY.
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BEACON STREET PIZZA.
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NO. SORRY, WE DON'T DELIVER
ON..."TOXIC AWARENESS" DAY.
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OK. ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S GOING ON?
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HUH? WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS WAITING...
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YOU ANSWERED THE AD, DIDN'T YOU?
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PETE, I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
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I'M AN ADDICT.
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HELLO. MY NAME IS BERG,
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AND I'M ADDICTED TO
MESSING WITH PETE.
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BESIDES, SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
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LIKES ME?
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BERG, SHE'S NEVER SPOKEN TO ME.
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YEAH, NOT... TECHNICALLY,
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BUT I WAS VERY YOU.
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I WAS SENSITIVE AND I
WAS A GOOD LISTENER
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AND I DID THAT THING HE
DOES WHEN HE MEETS A GIRL
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WHERE HE LOWERS HIS VOICE
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LIKE MUCHO GUAPO GUY.
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I DON'T LOWER MY VOICE.
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HI. I'M PETE.
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WHERE DO YOU WORK OUT?
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MEANWHILE,
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WHERE'S THE FUTURE
MRS. DUNVILLE?
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SHE SAID 1:00.
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IT'S ALMOST 1:00.
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LOOK, WHENEVER
SHE DOES GET HERE,
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SHE'S ALL YOURS.
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THIS IS THE THANKS I GET
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FOR HELPING YOU FIND THE ONE?
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING, OK?
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YOU WANT SOME TWISTED GIRL
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TO CRUISE THROUGH THAT
DOOR AND TORTURE ME
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SO YOU GUYS CAN LAUGH.
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AND OUR HAPPINESS
MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?
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I'M NOT YOUR CAT TOY. BYE.
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ONCE I THOUGHT I
WOULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
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OK, MR. BAUER...
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BUT THEN I MOVED TO SEATTLE...
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AND YOUR SON CALLED
IN ON A RADIO SHOW.
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HE SAID YOU WERE LONELY.
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THEN YOU MET MEG RYAN ON THE
TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
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HAPPILY EVER AFTER... THE END.
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YOU REMEMBERED.
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HEY. I'M LOOKING FOR PETER...
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PETERSON STREET.
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3 BLOCKS SOUTH.
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YOU'LL SEE A SIGN...
"COFFEE AND BONDAGE."
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DAMN.
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I THOUGHT WE HAD A LIVE ONE.
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SHAKE IT OFF, FOLKS.
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LOVE IS ON THE WAY.
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OK, OK.
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DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE
ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
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PETE?
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YES. CAN I...
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CAN... CAN I HELP YOU?
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I'M MOLLY. YOU CALLED.
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OH, NO... YES, I DID.
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UM, HAVE A SEAT.
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I CAN ONLY STAY FOR A MINUTE.
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I HAVE TO GET BACK
TO THE LIBRARY.
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SHEE. WELL, THIS SUCKS.
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I'M OUTTA HERE.
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YOU PROMISED ME A FREAK.
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BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT
THE TYPE OF PERSON
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WHO PUTS ADS IN NEWSPAPERS.
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I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY
PSYCHOS OUT THERE.
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I ALMOST WASN'T GONNA SHOW UP,
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BUT ALL THOSE THINGS
YOU SAID ON THE PHONE
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WERE SO PERFECT.
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UM, TELL ME,
THOSE THINGS I SAID,
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WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITES?
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GOSH, UM, EVERYTHING.
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ESPECIALLY YOUR LIFE PLAN.
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OH, YEAH. GOT TO HAVE A PLAN.
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YOUR BELIEF IN FINDING THE ONE.
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THAT I DO BELIEVE.
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AND ALL THOSE WONDERFUL THINGS
YOU SAID ABOUT YOUR ROOMMATE.
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I'M SORRY. EXCUSE ME?
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YOU KNOW, HOW YOU WOULD
GLADLY JUMP ON A GRENADE FOR HIM
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BECAUSE, SOMEDAY, HE'S GONNA BE A
GREAT DOCTOR WHO SAVES THE WORLD
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WHILE GETTING
CONTINUALLY BETTER-LOOKING
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AND MORE CHARMING
AS THE YEARS GO ON.
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YES. YES, YES.
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OF COURSE.
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THE GRENADE SPEECH.
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OOPS. I'D BETTER GET BACK.
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I HATE TO BE LATE.
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HEY, I HATE TO BE LATE, TOO.
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REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET TOGETHER
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AND DO SOMETHING...
RIGHT ON TIME?
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I GET OFF WORK AT 6:00.
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I'M THERE.
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HERE IS MY WORK NUMBER.
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I'LL CALL YOU AT 6:00.
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DON'T BE LATE.
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NEVER AM.
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AND IN AN UNBELIEVABLE
TURN OF EVENTS,
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GOOD HAS TRIUMPHED OVER EVIL.
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YOU... TALL, HANDSOME
INVESTMENT BANKER
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GETTING OUT OF PORSCHE.
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ME... TOO SHY TO SAY HELLO.
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YOU? TOO SHY?
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I'VE SEEN YOU OFFEND
CONSTRUCTION WORKERS.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO UP TO THE GUY?
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BECAUSE THERE IS NO GUY.
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IF I'M SPENDING 50
BUCKS FOR THIS AD,
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I WANT PERFECTION.
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I THINK YOU MIGHT BE
SETTING YOUR SIGHTS
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JUST A LITTLE TOO HIGH.
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AH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IF YOU WERE DRIVING AN AUDI,
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THAT'S OK, TOO.
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WHERE'S PETE?
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GUESS.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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THIS IS THE FOURTH
PRACTICE IN A ROW HE'S MISSED.
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WE'RE PLAYING FOR
THE CHAMPIONSHIP.
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BUT NO.
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MOLLY WANTS TO RIDE BIKES.
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MOLLY WANTS TO GO ON A HIKE.
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MOLLY WANTS TO HAVE A PICNIC.
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DOES ANYBODY ASK
WHAT BERG WANTS?
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OH, YOU BIG LUNKHEAD,
YOUR PLAN BACKFIRED.
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PETE'S HOOKED UP
WITH A GREAT CHICK,
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AND YOU'RE STUCK HERE
HOLDING YOUR BALLS.
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♪ ANOTHER PLEASANT
VALLEY SUNDAY ♪
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I THINK IT'S SWEET.
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LOOK WHAT PETE WON ME.
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WE NEED TO PRACTICE.
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WE GOT PLENTY OF TIME.
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NO. THERE ISN'T PLENTY OF TIME.
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GRRR! AAH!
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I'VE GOT THE WHOLE
WEEK LAID OUT.
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SHE'S GOT THE
WHOLE WEEK LAID OUT.
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TONIGHT... MOVIE, ICE CREAM.
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AND TOMORROW...
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I'VE GOT RESERVATIONS
FOR THE BOAT HOUSE
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AND TICKETS FOR THE BALLET.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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YEAH. IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE.
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TOMORROW NIGHT IS THE
"POP 'N SHOT" TOURNAMENT
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AT O'MALLEY'S.
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OH, MY GOD.
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THAT IS TOMORROW.
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YES, IT IS.
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WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOUR PRIORITIES?
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MOLLY... BERG'S RIGHT.
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WE'LL DO BALLET
SOME OTHER NIGHT, OK?
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HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
COME OVER FOR DINNER,
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AND WE'LL ALL GO TO
O'MALLEY'S TOGETHER.
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HUH?
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IS SHE A GREAT GIRL,
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OR IS SHE A GREAT GIRL?
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♪ ANOTHER PLEASANT
VALLEY SUNDAY... ♪
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MOLLY?
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IF YOU EVER COME
BETWEEN PETE AND ME AGAIN,
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I WILL END YOU.
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THIS IS A VERY WEIRD DREAM.
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THIS IS A VERY BIG BAT.
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WELL, AHEM... I'M UP.
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SO LAST NIGHT,
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THIS GIRL STOOD OVER YOUR
BED WITH A BASEBALL BAT?
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YES.
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AND SHE THREATENED TO END YOU?
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YES.
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AND THEN SHE JUST
VANISHED INTO THE NIGHT?
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YES. YES.
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AND IN THE MORNING,
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DID YOU FIND A SHINY
QUARTER UNDER YOUR PILLOW?
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YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
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I SET PETE UP WITH
A HOMICIDAL MANIAC.
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I MEAN, SHE'S CUTE.
244
00:10:35,747 --> 00:10:37,614
PETE, YOU'RE ALIVE.
245
00:10:37,649 --> 00:10:40,484
BERG, YOU'RE GONNA
MAKE A HELL OF A DOCTOR.
246
00:10:40,519 --> 00:10:41,651
WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
247
00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:42,697
I WAS AT MOLLY'S.
248
00:10:42,721 --> 00:10:44,654
AT ANY POINT DURING THE NIGHT,
249
00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:46,789
DID YOU NOTICE
THAT SHE AND HER...
250
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:49,225
BASEBALL BAT WERE MISSING?
251
00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:50,271
I WAS SLEEPING.
252
00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:51,705
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
253
00:10:51,729 --> 00:10:57,067
MOLLY HAS... HOW
CAN I PUT THIS...
254
00:10:57,102 --> 00:10:59,369
A HORRIFYING, SCARY,
EVIL, VIOLENT SIDE.
255
00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,173
AHA!
256
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,607
YEAH. THAT MUST BE WHY
257
00:11:04,643 --> 00:11:07,044
SHE BAKED YOU
MUFFINS THIS MORNING.
258
00:11:07,079 --> 00:11:08,079
DIBS.
259
00:11:08,113 --> 00:11:10,646
NO!
260
00:11:10,682 --> 00:11:11,922
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
261
00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:15,459
BERG, STOP.
262
00:11:15,487 --> 00:11:16,586
THEY MIGHT BE POISONED.
263
00:11:16,622 --> 00:11:19,182
YEAH? WELL, I'LL
TAKE MY CHANCES.
264
00:11:20,492 --> 00:11:21,858
PETE, YOU GOTTA HEAR ME.
265
00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:23,326
I WOKE UP LAST NIGHT,
266
00:11:23,362 --> 00:11:24,639
AND MOLLY WAS
STANDING OVER MY BED,
267
00:11:24,663 --> 00:11:26,029
THREATENING ME
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
268
00:11:26,064 --> 00:11:28,665
SHE SAID IF I EVER COME
BETWEEN YOU AND HER AGAIN,
269
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,834
SHE WILL END ME.
270
00:11:30,869 --> 00:11:33,870
OK, BERG, THAT'S IT.
271
00:11:33,905 --> 00:11:37,474
NO MORE SCARY MOVIES AFTER 9:00.
272
00:11:37,509 --> 00:11:38,886
IT WASN'T A DREAM. IT WAS REAL.
273
00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:39,950
AND SHE WAS THERE.
274
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,613
AW, BERG.
275
00:11:46,652 --> 00:11:47,817
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
276
00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:50,687
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
JEALOUS. BUT, LISTEN, BUDDY,
277
00:11:50,722 --> 00:11:52,355
I'M ALWAYS GONNA BE PETE,
278
00:11:52,390 --> 00:11:54,190
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE BERG,
279
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:57,193
AND WE'RE ALWAYS
GONNA BE... PETE AND BERG.
280
00:11:58,997 --> 00:11:59,997
SHUT UP.
281
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:03,711
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
282
00:12:03,735 --> 00:12:07,255
MOLLY'S LIKE...
GIRLFRIEND OF THE CORN.
283
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:13,843
THERE'S MOLLY.
284
00:12:13,879 --> 00:12:16,245
PETE, THERE'S NO
SHAME IN HIDING.
285
00:12:24,556 --> 00:12:25,836
HEY, PUNKIN.
286
00:12:28,726 --> 00:12:29,738
WHAT?
287
00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:31,161
AW, NOTHING. NOTHING.
288
00:12:31,196 --> 00:12:32,662
IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SWEET.
289
00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:34,541
AW, TELL ME, PUNKIN.
290
00:12:34,565 --> 00:12:38,301
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
BERG HAD THIS DREAM
291
00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:41,670
THAT YOU CAME INTO
HIS ROOM LAST NIGHT
292
00:12:41,706 --> 00:12:44,573
WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND, LIKE...
293
00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:47,543
THREATENED HIM IF HE
EVER CAME BETWEEN US.
294
00:12:47,578 --> 00:12:49,946
BERG WILL NEVER...
COME BETWEEN US.
295
00:12:51,783 --> 00:12:54,862
HEY, LOOK AT THESE CUTE
NAMES I CAME UP WITH.
296
00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:55,886
NAMES FOR WHAT?
297
00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,720
OUR 4 KIDS.
298
00:12:57,755 --> 00:13:00,256
ABIGAIL OR ADAM, BELLA OR BRUCE,
299
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:03,193
CAROLYN OR CARL,
DEBBIE OR DENNIS.
300
00:13:03,228 --> 00:13:04,672
SEE HOW I USE THE ALPHABET?
301
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:07,630
OH, YEAH, THAT'S
GREAT, BUT, UH...
302
00:13:07,665 --> 00:13:10,233
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S
FUNNY, YOU KNOW,
303
00:13:10,268 --> 00:13:12,435
THAT BERG COULD IMAGINE
SOMEONE AS SWEET AS YOU
304
00:13:12,471 --> 00:13:16,005
DOING SOMETHING
AS CRAZY AS THAT?
305
00:13:16,041 --> 00:13:17,306
AS CRAZY AS WHAT?
306
00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:22,379
I MEAN, YOU KNOW...
307
00:13:22,414 --> 00:13:24,747
YOU WOULD NEVER,
LIKE, TAKE A BASEBALL BAT
308
00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:26,449
AND, LIKE, BEAT BERG WITH IT.
309
00:13:26,484 --> 00:13:28,851
OH, YES, IN A HEARTBEAT.
310
00:13:31,022 --> 00:13:34,591
LOOK, HERE'S YOU... HERE'S ME...
311
00:13:34,626 --> 00:13:37,360
AND HERE'S ANYONE
WHO COMES BETWEEN US.
312
00:13:48,239 --> 00:13:49,239
DO YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
313
00:13:49,273 --> 00:13:50,640
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO?
314
00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:53,576
YOU ALWAYS COME UP
WITH THESE GREAT IDEAS,
315
00:13:53,612 --> 00:13:55,456
AND THEN WHO WINDS
UP PAYING FOR THEM?
316
00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,381
AHA!
317
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,817
RIGHT? YEAH. THIS
TIME, I'M BEING STALKED
318
00:14:00,852 --> 00:14:04,754
BY A DERANGED LIBRARIAN
WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
319
00:14:04,789 --> 00:14:07,823
LOOK, PETE, NO
RELATIONSHIP IS PERFECT.
320
00:14:09,694 --> 00:14:10,660
YOU HAVE TO DUMP HER.
321
00:14:10,695 --> 00:14:11,961
HE CAN'T DUMP HER.
322
00:14:11,996 --> 00:14:13,796
HE DUMPS HER, SHE KILLS ME.
323
00:14:13,831 --> 00:14:16,599
WELL, THEN SHE'S GONNA
HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU.
324
00:14:16,634 --> 00:14:17,678
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
325
00:14:17,702 --> 00:14:19,146
SHE'S TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH ME.
326
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,271
I'M THE ONE.
327
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,874
DAMN THESE PARKER
STEVENSON LOOKS.
328
00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:28,845
OK, LET'S JUST THINK.
329
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,414
ALL RIGHT. THIS
GIRL'S A LIFE-PLANNER.
330
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:32,882
SO ARE YOU.
331
00:14:32,917 --> 00:14:35,218
WHAT UPSETS YOUR WORLD THE MOST?
332
00:14:37,622 --> 00:14:38,722
HIM.
333
00:14:41,393 --> 00:14:43,460
SO... BECOME BERG.
334
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:46,129
BE SPONTANEOUS. BE IMPULSIVE.
335
00:14:46,164 --> 00:14:48,664
DON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
FOR YOUR ACTIONS.
336
00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:50,667
BE A FLAKE. BE A GOOF.
337
00:14:50,702 --> 00:14:51,702
OK, WE GET IT.
338
00:14:53,771 --> 00:14:55,004
IT DRIVES YOU NUTS.
339
00:14:55,039 --> 00:14:57,006
IT'LL REALLY DRIVE HER NUTS.
340
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,220
THIS ACTUALLY MIGHT WORK.
341
00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:00,454
I'M JUST GONNA ACT LIKE YOU,
342
00:15:00,478 --> 00:15:02,390
AND I'M GONNA DRIVE HER NUTS.
343
00:15:02,414 --> 00:15:03,613
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
344
00:15:03,648 --> 00:15:06,516
SHE CHOPS US UP AND
MAKES US INTO QUICHE.
345
00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:20,875
YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
346
00:15:20,899 --> 00:15:23,933
WHEN I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE,
347
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:27,403
BUT NOW IT SAYS SO MUCH.
348
00:15:27,438 --> 00:15:30,940
LOOK, JUST GET IN, GET
DUMPED, AND GET OUT.
349
00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:31,976
THIS GIRL IS SICK.
350
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:34,144
SHE'S DERANGED. SHE'S DANGEROUS.
351
00:15:34,179 --> 00:15:37,080
HEY! HI!
352
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:39,983
HOW ARE YOU, SHARON?
353
00:15:40,018 --> 00:15:40,984
REALLY BUSY.
354
00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:42,585
NEVER HAVE TIME TO SEE ANYONE,
355
00:15:42,621 --> 00:15:44,787
ESPECIALLY THESE GUYS
356
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:46,823
OR MY 2 DOBERMANS THAT
SLEEP RIGHT ON MY BED.
357
00:15:48,059 --> 00:15:49,826
WELL, COME ON IN.
358
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:50,861
NICE TOUCH.
359
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:52,429
WANNA LIVE.
360
00:15:52,464 --> 00:15:53,640
WELCOME TO MY HOME.
361
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:54,784
PLEASE, SIGN IN.
362
00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:57,267
OH, I'M SORRY.
363
00:15:57,302 --> 00:15:59,669
I WAS SO BUSY ADMIRING
YOUR APARTMENT,
364
00:15:59,704 --> 00:16:01,904
I FORGOT TO... SIGN IN.
365
00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:06,621
WHERE DO YOU MEET THESE PEOPLE?
366
00:16:06,645 --> 00:16:09,456
YOU JUST CAN'T HELP
YOURSELF, CAN YOU?
367
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,192
I LOVE TO ENTERTAIN,
DON'T I, PUNKIN?
368
00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:12,414
YES, MUFFINS.
369
00:16:12,450 --> 00:16:14,295
I MAKE HIM CALL ME MUFFINS.
370
00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:15,784
AS WELL HE SHOULD.
371
00:16:17,222 --> 00:16:18,665
PUNKIN, WHY DON'T
YOU POUR THE WINE?
372
00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:21,324
I'LL GO GET THE HORS D'OEUVRES.
373
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,059
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
374
00:16:23,095 --> 00:16:25,494
I CAN'T JUST JUMP
INTO SPONTANEITY.
375
00:16:36,741 --> 00:16:38,107
OH, MY GOD.
376
00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:42,278
WHY DO I LOOK DEAD?
377
00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:43,747
I'LL BE IN THE CAR.
378
00:16:43,782 --> 00:16:46,549
DO YOU LIKE IT?
379
00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:48,562
I HAD IT PAINTED FROM A
POLAROID I TOOK OF YOU
380
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:51,154
WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP.
381
00:16:51,189 --> 00:16:55,725
SHE CERTAINLY KEEPS
BUSY DURING THE NIGHT.
382
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,493
PLEASE, SIT.
383
00:17:01,232 --> 00:17:02,632
QUICHE?
384
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,421
DELICIOUS! DELICIOUS! MMM!
385
00:17:13,445 --> 00:17:17,046
OH. THEY'RE A MIXTURE
OF COLBY AND CHEDDAR.
386
00:17:17,081 --> 00:17:21,418
PETE, DON'T YOU HAVE
A COUSIN NAMED COLBY?
387
00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:23,386
HUH?
388
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:25,521
OH. OH.
389
00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:28,925
YOU KNOW, I WAS
THINKING ABOUT OUR KIDS.
390
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,926
OH. WHAT ABOUT THEM?
391
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,073
I THINK THAT MAYBE
WE SHOULD NAME THEM
392
00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:36,432
ALL AFTER... CHEESES.
393
00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,334
WHAT?
394
00:17:38,369 --> 00:17:40,849
YEAH, YOU KNOW, GOUDA DUNVILLE.
395
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:43,172
SWISS DUNVILLE.
396
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,352
CHEDDAR DUNVILLE.
397
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:47,076
NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT THE PLAN.
398
00:17:47,111 --> 00:17:48,723
AND THE LITTLE
GENIUS OF THE FAMILY...
399
00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:51,147
CHEEZ WHIZ.
400
00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,817
LOOK. WE ALREADY
AGREED ON THE NAMES.
401
00:17:53,852 --> 00:17:57,053
PLAN SCHMAN.
402
00:17:57,089 --> 00:17:58,188
OH, LOOK.
403
00:17:58,223 --> 00:18:01,583
WE'RE HAVING A JUNE
WEDDING NEXT YEAR.
404
00:18:01,693 --> 00:18:02,959
YOU KNOW WHAT?
405
00:18:05,063 --> 00:18:06,396
WHY WAIT A YEAR?
406
00:18:06,431 --> 00:18:08,998
LET'S JUST RUN OFF
TONIGHT, GET MARRIED.
407
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,978
NO, NO. WHAT ABOUT THE SHOWERS
408
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:13,669
AND THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY
409
00:18:13,704 --> 00:18:15,004
AND PICKING OUT CHINA?
410
00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,272
WHO NEEDS IT?
411
00:18:16,307 --> 00:18:19,241
I SAY, WHEN YOU FIND
THE ONE, WHY WAIT?
412
00:18:19,277 --> 00:18:20,643
LET'S GO.
413
00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:24,213
PETE. THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD NEVER DO.
414
00:18:24,249 --> 00:18:26,582
AH. OH, WELL, THEN...
415
00:18:26,618 --> 00:18:27,928
JUST LIKE PLACING THAT AD
416
00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:29,563
WAS SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER DO,
417
00:18:29,587 --> 00:18:32,822
OR ANSWERING IT IS
SOMETHING YOU'D NEVER DO.
418
00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:35,158
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS PERFECT.
419
00:18:36,427 --> 00:18:37,626
IT IS?
420
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:40,341
DON'T YOU THINK YOU
SHOULD MAYBE THINK IT OVER?
421
00:18:40,365 --> 00:18:42,398
ARE YOU GONNA STAND IN OUR WAY?
422
00:18:42,433 --> 00:18:44,300
CONGRATULATIONS, PETE.
423
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,804
I'LL GO PACK A BAG.
424
00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:49,372
WHOO-HOO!
425
00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:50,906
WHOO-HOO! ABANDON SHIP.
426
00:18:50,941 --> 00:18:54,043
NO, NO, NO. WHAT'S THE POINT?
427
00:18:54,078 --> 00:18:55,378
SHE KNOWS WHERE WE WORK,
428
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:56,379
SHE KNOWS WHERE WE LIVE.
429
00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:57,458
NICE GOING, BERG.
430
00:18:57,482 --> 00:19:00,049
I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO PROPOSE.
431
00:19:00,085 --> 00:19:01,085
I'M GOING TO END YOU.
432
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,563
NO, PETE. PETE, DON'T.
433
00:19:02,587 --> 00:19:04,654
WHY NOT?
434
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:06,022
UH. SORRY, BERG.
435
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:08,191
WHAT KIND OF TWISTED MIND
436
00:19:08,226 --> 00:19:09,703
ANSWERS A PERSONALS
AD FOR SOMEONE ELSE?
437
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:12,828
WHAT KIND OF DERANGED... WHAT?
438
00:19:12,863 --> 00:19:14,742
AAH! AAH! AAH!
439
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:16,610
IT WAS BERG WHO CALLED ME?
440
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:18,034
LOOK, I CAN EXPLAIN.
441
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,336
OK. EXPLAIN.
442
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:24,307
IT WAS BERG WHO CALLED YOU.
443
00:19:24,342 --> 00:19:26,276
SHE HANDED ME THE PHONE.
444
00:19:26,311 --> 00:19:28,311
YOU MEAN IT'S ALL BEEN A LIE?
445
00:19:28,346 --> 00:19:32,114
YOU'VE BEEN PRETENDING
TO BE SOMEONE ELSE?
446
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:34,083
YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO.
447
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:37,586
SO, REALLY, ALL
ALONG, IT WAS YOU.
448
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,591
MY SHY CYRANO.
449
00:19:43,361 --> 00:19:49,699
OH... NO.
450
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,502
YEP. YEAH, YEAH.
451
00:19:52,537 --> 00:19:53,537
YOU CAUGHT US.
452
00:19:53,571 --> 00:19:56,004
I'M THE FLAKY ONE.
453
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,784
IT'S ALL BECOMING SO CLEAR.
454
00:19:57,808 --> 00:19:59,141
HE'S NOT THE ONE.
455
00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:00,420
YOU'RE THE ONE.
456
00:20:00,444 --> 00:20:03,324
FATE LED ME TO PETE,
AND PETE LED ME TO YOU.
457
00:20:03,348 --> 00:20:05,159
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE.
458
00:20:05,183 --> 00:20:06,216
YES, IT DOES.
459
00:20:06,251 --> 00:20:07,595
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, BERG.
460
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:09,797
SHAR, WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE LEAVE THESE 2 KIDS ALONE
461
00:20:09,821 --> 00:20:11,098
AND YOU AND I GO PLAY
A LITTLE POP 'N SHOT?
462
00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,266
WORKS FOR ME.
463
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,456
HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.
464
00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:16,359
DO I NEED TO SIGN OUT?
465
00:20:24,335 --> 00:20:26,769
HI, PUNKIN.
466
00:20:26,804 --> 00:20:30,173
HEY... M-MUFFINS.
467
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:38,258
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE?
468
00:20:38,282 --> 00:20:39,793
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN HIDING.
469
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:40,850
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
470
00:20:40,885 --> 00:20:42,986
I'M A FREE MAN.
471
00:20:43,021 --> 00:20:44,620
WHAT ABOUT MOLLY?
472
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:47,289
GONE.
473
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:48,924
HOW DID YOU GET RID OF HER?
474
00:20:48,959 --> 00:20:51,160
PLEASE, SIT,
475
00:20:51,195 --> 00:20:53,962
SO YOU CAN MARVEL
AT MY BIG BRAIN.
476
00:20:56,934 --> 00:20:59,201
"SAW YOU AT BEACON STREET PIZZA.
477
00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:02,104
"YOU... BLOND
HAIR. ME... THE ONE.
478
00:21:02,139 --> 00:21:04,974
"LOVE LIFE PLANS AND QUICHE.
479
00:21:05,009 --> 00:21:06,720
"MEET ME IN SEATTLE.
I'LL BE THE GUY,
480
00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:08,755
"AVERAGE HEIGHT, IN
JEANS AND A FLANNEL SHIRT.
481
00:21:08,779 --> 00:21:09,879
PLEASE HURRY."
482
00:21:13,518 --> 00:21:14,518
WAIT A MINUTE.
483
00:21:14,552 --> 00:21:15,852
IF IT WAS THAT EASY,
484
00:21:15,887 --> 00:21:18,153
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST DO THAT
WHEN SHE WAS STALKING ME?
485
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:21,191
WHEN SHE WAS STALKING
YOU, IT WAS FUNNY.
486
00:21:29,601 --> 00:21:31,667
HI.
487
00:21:31,702 --> 00:21:33,736
HOW ARE YOU?
488
00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:36,505
FINE.
489
00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:41,277
ARE YOU, UH... "TOO
SHY TO SAY HELLO"?
490
00:21:41,312 --> 00:21:44,580
YEAH, BUT I'M NOT
TOO SHY TO SAY...
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00:21:44,615 --> 00:21:46,655
GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!
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