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Pete, they're leaving
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bye Sharon
bye Sharon's date
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hey Sharon you're right
he does look like a young Sean Connery
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remember you just met
no farther than second base
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oh, she hates us so much
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it's driving me crazy
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tell me about it, so far I've counted six ornaments and two chairs
what could Mrs. Wexler possibly do with six ornaments ?
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ok, sunday is our one year anniversary, Melissa and I
and I know she's gonna make a big deal out of it
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why do I smell peaches ?
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10:30 am after 24 hours of testing Peachy Keen cream
my skin feels unusually soft and subtle
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"hey man, how're doing ?"
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wait wait wait, "Michelle" Bergin ?
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they're only taking women
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what am I gonna do with you "Michelle" ?
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here, let me help you with that
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oh that's good
why don't you guys just lie right across the steps ?
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Pete, look, sarcasm
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do you have any idea how happy I am
that women is finally moving out ?
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- meanwhile you steal her T.V. guide every week
- oh, like she ever knew
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Mrs. Wexler
oh, we're sure gonna miss you
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yeah, and your oatmeal butter scottshies
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you're such sweet boys
goodbye Peter, so long Berg
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Mrs. Wexler, we're really sorry to see you leave
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I'm sure you are
now how you're gonna know what's on T.V. ?
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- happy anniversary
- how did you know ?
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- Melissa told me
- ah, you hear that, she's telling the neighbors
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Melissa, is that the little school teacher who laughs during intercourse ?
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hm, yes that's, hm
yes
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God bless her
I guess she'll be yakking it up on sunday night !
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you hear that, Melissa is telling everyone
she's completely out of control
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- yeah, we should get someone really great to move in here
- you're right
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what're you doing ?
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I'll just set up our own stringing process before
anybody even gets to the landlord
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and how do you propose to do that ?
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I still have Mrs. Wexler spare keys she gave me for emergencies
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- and T.V. guides
- shut up
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we'll just, show the apartement ourselves
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- sneaky, vaguely unethical, uproofed
- wow wow, Pete, Pete, what do you think ?
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I don't know, I've only been with her for a year
why is she doing this to me ?
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ok, so basically you want someone who's not gonna bug you
someone who travels
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someone who travels will be huge
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- or even better than a pilot, a stewardess
- they're called flight attendants now Berg
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I apologize, that was sexist
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no kidding, and I am not about to live next door to some short skirted sky slut
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hey, let's take a vote
Pete
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- my God, I have to get her a gift
- see, that's two for stewardess
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why do I smell peaches ?
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- Pete, a little help here
- got it
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Berg, you've been on the clock for 45 min and you already had 7 slices of pizza
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- I'm hungry
- so is my family
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3:15, starting to experience an unusual increase of appetite
and Bill's being mean
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ahem, you'll never guess where I found our flyer Berg
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- at the gym
- at the gym ?
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- yeah, in the women's locker room
- no
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I don't even wanna know how you got in there !
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oh, that reminds me, I've gotta give you your sundress back
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hey you guys, look what I just found in the ladies room
isn't this your building ?
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ok, now that's a coincidence
aw
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- yeah, that's our building
- and since when did you become the landlord ?
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since we changed the number on forum to send into Sharon's apartment
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sneaking into ladies room !
huh, that is just low !
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don't get sanctimonious with me missy
where'd put your flyers ?
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- we're talking about you now
- I said where ?
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couple of monasteries, the yoga institute
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- aha, so she wants someone locy and lomate and he wants
- alter babes
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- speak of which, you should check you machine
- oh, good idea, I bet dozen of naked women have called by now
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look you guys, I'm sure you're gonna find a compromise
well maybe a deaf mute with a double D cup
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yummy
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I gotta go sweetie, I gotta hit the supply store by 5
monday is paper ma-shay day
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you think I don't know that ?
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- I can't wait for tomorrow night
- yeah, me too
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- man, Sharon what am gonna do ?
- shh, I can't hear
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oh, this one must be one of yours
some girl named Honey Labrador
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she sounds naked
oops I deleted it
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hello, a little help !
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- here you go Sharon
- oh, thanks Bill
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did I leave, am I here ?
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- what ?
- what ?
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what am I gonna got Melissa for our anniversary ?
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I donno, how about a nice bracelet ?
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- are you kidding ?
- what ?
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look Sharon, the bracelet as we all know is a large member of the ring family !
and that I'm not ready for
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- how about a cappocino maker ?
- ah, that's too intimate
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- coffee maker ?
- possibly, if it's a ten cup, but anything smaller well you know
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we're celebrating the moment of our lives
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hey Bill, what did you get El last year for your anniversary ?
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oh, I got this picture of us and put it in a frame
yeah, it was a picture of me and El walking on the beach at the Cap
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and I took these little sea shells we collected, and I bleached them,
polished them, glued them around the frame
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even sprinkled glitter on them so they can shimmer like the waves
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what ?
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that is so sweet
see, why don't you do that ?
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no, picture says portrait, portrait says family
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- and what's wrong with that ?
- I don't want to lead her on
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I know, why don't you give her a picture of you in bed with another girl !?
you know, so that it doesn't lead her on !
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come on Sharon, I love her
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- then a gift should say that, why is so difficult ?
- because I don't want it to say it to much
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- you know Pete, nothing says I love you like a pathetic lake of commitment
- Berg, it's saturday, and our anniversary is tomorrow
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- Pete, in my experience the gift of saying I love you is all you really need
- I appreciate that Mr. Bauer
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- on our anniversary my love and I made something
- and we're on
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it started with a little piece of clay
I sat behind her at her potter's wheel as it spun and spun
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the wheel is turning faster and faster, our hands working as one, clay flying everywhere
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but then, tragically, I was murdered by an embezzling co-worker
my one regret was, I never got to tell her I love her
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all I could say was "dido"
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in the end it took a hilarious black psychic to bring us together
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huh, thanks for the help
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- so, how long have you been in the circus ?
- six years
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out standin !
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- just for our files
- doesn't that hurt ?
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- no, not at all, I'm double jointed
- oh, yeay
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- ah, can I see the apartment now ?
- you know, it looks just like this one, only with no furniture and a couple of rats
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and I think somebody chopped up somebody in the bedroom
it's good meeting you
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- I
- byee
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she seemed neighborly
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you only liked her because she can lick her own back
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- and you're saying that's a bad thing ?
- let's just go over our choices
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fine
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- ok, um now, I'm leaning towards Max Larsen
- no way, he lives with his mother and drives a van with no windows
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well, he like his privacy
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- because he's a serial killer
- you know Berg, you're being impossible
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fine, you know what ?
you just take your little files, and pick the ones you want
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because my opinion obviously doesn't mean anything, it's always about you
so just do whatever
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what is wrong with you ? you're irritable, you're eating like a pig,
you got teary eyes last night while watching a T.V. commercial
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hey, the guy just called to say I love you mom
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if I didn't know better I would say you're PMSing
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oh, sure, just blame it on PMS Sharon, that is so typical
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- I found it, I got Melissa the perfect gift
- good for you
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- haha
- it's a toster
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yeah, I need you to wrap it for me
and, I'm taking her for a romantic dinner at "La Boème"
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I don't know, that toaster is gonna be a tough act to follow
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see, she's been complaining about her toaster for a few months,
so this just shows her that I'm listening
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- yeah, I'm sure that what she's gonna take away from it
- look Sharon, this gift says everything that I wanted to say
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what, that you passed Sears on your way home ?
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- hello, anybody home ?
- ok, that's her, you watch, she'll love it
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- hey guys
- wow, you look great
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ok, I was so excited about giving you my gift I couldn't wait another minute
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- I put a lot of thought into you gift too
- I'm sure I'll love it, just, open yours
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- keys !
- keys, to my apartment
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- sweetie, I already have keys to your apartment
- no you don't, because these are keys to my new apartment
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apartment D, upstairs
can you believe it ?
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it's just, it never would've occurred to me
if it hasn't been for Sharon and Berg
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I mean, I knew guys would want someone you'd like,
so I tracked down the landlord, and well here I am
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Pete got you a toaster
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how can you medical people go around playing fast and loose
with something like estrogen ?
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well, I'm sorry I lied, but you've gotta help me
I'm in a bad way, I'm taping "guiding light" man
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- so what'd he say ?
- this PMS thing can sometimes last for several days
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really ?
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are we too moody to work ?
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hey, how's it going ?
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- bloated
- good
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you know what ? thanks to you two, I have been at the store all day looking at dust-ruffles
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- really
- yeah, if you too haven't been playing landlord, hanging up flyers all over Boston
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I wouldn't have a girlfriend for an upstairs neighbor
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oh, you know, this could be good for you
when Melissa takes that apartment, you're closer, you spend more time together
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before you know, you're moving in, and after that, well, people boy
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I'll be honored to have your engagement party right here at Beacon's street pizza
we take prices of course
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- my God, he's right
- we're not gonna have the party here
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- no Melissa, this is way ahead of my schedule, she can't move in
- why not ? she meets my requirements
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she's quite, she's single jointed
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nothing to it, I, am holding out for the back-licker
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face it Berg, I win
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oh yeah, Sharon, imagine living next door to someone who comes home from work everyday
happy and fulfilled from molding the minds of children
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after you've spent your day selling chemicals that soften the eggs of penguins !
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I'll kill myself, Melissa can't move in
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- Pete, you've got to tell her
- I can't, she'll hate me
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Pete my boy, I think I'm maybe able to shed some light on your situation
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you're screwed, fill her up Bill
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she said six, it's six
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- maybe she changed her mind, maybe she decided
- you're kidding yourself
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I've got to fire somebody
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- oh, my, God
- Mrs. Wexler !
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that explains all the cookies !
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hey neighbors
who wants a brownie ?
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doesn't seem like she changed her mind !
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- ok Berg, go on
- fine I'm just waiting for the right moment
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and when would that be, my wedding ?
Sharon, go, come on, go
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ah, Melissa, look, yeah, I think there's something you wanna know, ahm
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I can't get to sleep at night until I blast my stereo really
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- that's really good
- thanks, I love baking you know, cakes, cookies, pies, anything
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- really, it's moist
- oh, thank you
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- what're you doing there ?
- oh, just taking on the release valve on disposal
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- it's always the first thing to go
- you bake and you plumb ?
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sure, shower heads, toilets, Pete showed me, it's really very simple
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wow, I'm very impressed, I'll keep the music down
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I also know CPR, fire safety and flood control
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this girl's amazing, she's like super neighbor !
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you're out, you lost your stuff kid
I'll take it from here
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look, Melissa, when this apartment came open, I saw this is a real opportunity
for me to meet someone
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now, this has nothing to do with not wanting you in the building
but but these
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oven mints they've gotta go !
I mean, little utters ?
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a good mint should be more functional than decorative
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when people ask me who is Melissa, I don't wanna have to say
she's the girl with the cow oven mints !
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I mean, oven mints shouldn't make that kind of statement
and point frankly I don't know who would want to !
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damn, I promised myself I wouldn't cry
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God, what is wrong with you Berg ?
you're ranting !
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Melissa, I don't want you to move in here
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yes, we're coming
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- don't just stand there, say something
- like what ?
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like I've just got punched in the stomach ?
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- Melissa, how could you spring something like this on me
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- spring something ? I sprang this on you ?
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- yeah, you did, you put me in a really uncomfortable position
- oh God, I'm really sorry Pete
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- oh, how many times have we discussed living together ?
- I know, but nothing about next door
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ok, I thought this at least would be a step, you know
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- it's a pretty big step
- you bought me a toaster
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I thought wow wow, at least he's listening to me you know
I mean a gift where it says something
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and a toaster says, I wanna make breakfast for you
I wanna spent my life with you
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- I guess sometimes a toaster is just a toaster
- oh look Melissa, this is silly
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I mean think about it, if we weren't having this stupid anniversary,
everything would be fine
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you know, we'd go out to dinner, we'd go the movies, we'd go to Carvel
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it's not enough anymore, a relationship has to keep going
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- it's like a shark you know, when a shark stops swimming
- it dies, I know
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and we've stopped swimming
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ok, which leaves us where ?
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dead
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wait wait wait, come on Melissa, maybe we just need a little break
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no, no, we've done that, it doesn't work you know,
we just wind up getting back together again and then
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breaking up and then getting back together again and
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I know, but that's just because
you have the
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- I donno
- why is that Pete ?
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Melissa I'm sorry
look, I'm sorry
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look, I'm not saying this is all your fault
I just can't live in this anymore
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is just, hurts too much
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happy anniversary Pete
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- bloating ?
- gone
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- appetite ?
- normal
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- emotional ?
- yes
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I'm kidding
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hey Pete
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- what you got there ?
- ah, stuff from Melissa's apartment
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- you ok ?
- it kinda sucks but
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- yeah I know
- you know I keep telling myself it was for the best
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anybody wanna back me up on that ?
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so, how'd guys leave it, still gonna talk ?
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yeah we're still friends, we've been through a lot
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- so what am I suppose to do ?
- yeah Pete
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I hope you and Melissa really gave some thought to how this is gonna affect Berg
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no no no, what am I suppose to do when I see her,
around the neighborhood or the pizza place ?
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do I like, hide behind a mail box, do I say hello, do I try to trip her ?
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you say hi to her you big dummy, when she comes into the pizza place,
you treat her like everybody else
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yeah, you screw up her order and give her the wrong change
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- you realize of course this is all of Berg's fault ?
- yeah I know, no kidding, thanks for introducing me to her
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hey, I told you to date her, not to get involved with her
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fair enough
hey, boroz game ? five minutes ?
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ok
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- you know what Pete really needs right now ?
- what ?
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- compassion
- no kidding
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and a hot stewardess to move in
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- huh, God, her belly button is double jointed
- left foot green
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- huh, you guys are so losing
- and loving it
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