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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,137 --> 00:00:02,632 Pete, they're leaving 2 00:00:04,013 --> 00:00:07,875 bye Sharon bye Sharon's date 3 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:11,929 hey Sharon you're right he does look like a young Sean Connery 4 00:00:13,949 --> 00:00:18,341 remember you just met no farther than second base 5 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:24,032 oh, she hates us so much 6 00:00:39,337 --> 00:00:41,706 it's driving me crazy 7 00:00:41,706 --> 00:00:49,768 tell me about it, so far I've counted six ornaments and two chairs what could Mrs. Wexler possibly do with six ornaments ? 8 00:00:49,768 --> 00:00:59,025 ok, sunday is our one year anniversary, Melissa and I and I know she's gonna make a big deal out of it 9 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:01,563 why do I smell peaches ? 10 00:01:01,563 --> 00:01:08,380 10:30 am after 24 hours of testing Peachy Keen cream my skin feels unusually soft and subtle 11 00:01:09,294 --> 00:01:10,644 "hey man, how're doing ?" 12 00:01:12,427 --> 00:01:14,601 wait wait wait, "Michelle" Bergin ? 13 00:01:14,601 --> 00:01:15,760 they're only taking women 14 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,570 what am I gonna do with you "Michelle" ? 15 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:21,795 here, let me help you with that 16 00:01:22,906 --> 00:01:26,964 oh that's good why don't you guys just lie right across the steps ? 17 00:01:26,964 --> 00:01:29,978 Pete, look, sarcasm 18 00:01:29,978 --> 00:01:34,418 do you have any idea how happy I am that women is finally moving out ? 19 00:01:34,418 --> 00:01:38,647 - meanwhile you steal her T.V. guide every week - oh, like she ever knew 20 00:01:39,654 --> 00:01:43,332 Mrs. Wexler oh, we're sure gonna miss you 21 00:01:43,332 --> 00:01:45,714 yeah, and your oatmeal butter scottshies 22 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:51,924 you're such sweet boys goodbye Peter, so long Berg 23 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:56,111 Mrs. Wexler, we're really sorry to see you leave 24 00:01:56,556 --> 00:02:01,719 I'm sure you are now how you're gonna know what's on T.V. ? 25 00:02:03,078 --> 00:02:06,572 - happy anniversary - how did you know ? 26 00:02:06,572 --> 00:02:10,741 - Melissa told me - ah, you hear that, she's telling the neighbors 27 00:02:11,152 --> 00:02:18,358 Melissa, is that the little school teacher who laughs during intercourse ? 28 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:25,673 hm, yes that's, hm yes 29 00:02:25,673 --> 00:02:33,029 God bless her I guess she'll be yakking it up on sunday night ! 30 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:39,991 you hear that, Melissa is telling everyone she's completely out of control 31 00:02:39,991 --> 00:02:44,386 - yeah, we should get someone really great to move in here - you're right 32 00:02:44,924 --> 00:02:46,532 what're you doing ? 33 00:02:47,566 --> 00:02:51,853 I'll just set up our own stringing process before anybody even gets to the landlord 34 00:02:51,853 --> 00:02:55,300 and how do you propose to do that ? 35 00:02:56,359 --> 00:02:59,699 I still have Mrs. Wexler spare keys she gave me for emergencies 36 00:02:59,699 --> 00:03:02,499 - and T.V. guides - shut up 37 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:05,343 we'll just, show the apartement ourselves 38 00:03:05,343 --> 00:03:14,329 - sneaky, vaguely unethical, uproofed - wow wow, Pete, Pete, what do you think ? 39 00:03:14,329 --> 00:03:19,260 I don't know, I've only been with her for a year why is she doing this to me ? 40 00:03:20,503 --> 00:03:24,795 ok, so basically you want someone who's not gonna bug you someone who travels 41 00:03:24,795 --> 00:03:26,653 someone who travels will be huge 44 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:45,274 - or even better than a pilot, a stewardess - they're called flight attendants now Berg 45 00:03:45,274 --> 00:03:47,082 I apologize, that was sexist 46 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:52,883 no kidding, and I am not about to live next door to some short skirted sky slut 47 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:55,745 hey, let's take a vote Pete 48 00:03:55,745 --> 00:04:01,314 - my God, I have to get her a gift - see, that's two for stewardess 49 00:04:01,314 --> 00:04:04,187 why do I smell peaches ? 50 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:18,569 - Pete, a little help here - got it 51 00:04:22,712 --> 00:04:29,920 Berg, you've been on the clock for 45 min and you already had 7 slices of pizza 52 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,533 - I'm hungry - so is my family 53 00:04:37,657 --> 00:04:46,341 3:15, starting to experience an unusual increase of appetite and Bill's being mean 54 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:51,551 ahem, you'll never guess where I found our flyer Berg 55 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:54,009 - at the gym - at the gym ? 56 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:58,878 - yeah, in the women's locker room - no 57 00:05:00,042 --> 00:05:02,117 I don't even wanna know how you got in there ! 58 00:05:02,117 --> 00:05:07,220 oh, that reminds me, I've gotta give you your sundress back 59 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:12,145 hey you guys, look what I just found in the ladies room isn't this your building ? 60 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,341 ok, now that's a coincidence aw 61 00:05:15,341 --> 00:05:19,919 - yeah, that's our building - and since when did you become the landlord ? 62 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,919 since we changed the number on forum to send into Sharon's apartment 63 00:05:23,803 --> 00:05:28,425 sneaking into ladies room ! huh, that is just low ! 64 00:05:28,425 --> 00:05:32,722 don't get sanctimonious with me missy where'd put your flyers ? 65 00:05:32,882 --> 00:05:37,848 - we're talking about you now - I said where ? 66 00:05:37,848 --> 00:05:44,591 couple of monasteries, the yoga institute 67 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:49,664 - aha, so she wants someone locy and lomate and he wants … - alter babes 68 00:05:49,664 --> 00:05:55,503 - speak of which, you should check you machine - oh, good idea, I bet dozen of naked women have called by now 69 00:05:55,503 --> 00:06:00,531 look you guys, I'm sure you're gonna find a compromise well maybe a deaf mute with a double D cup 70 00:06:00,531 --> 00:06:01,347 yummy 71 00:06:01,347 --> 00:06:06,246 I gotta go sweetie, I gotta hit the supply store by 5 monday is paper ma-shay day 72 00:06:06,246 --> 00:06:07,961 you think I don't know that ? 73 00:06:08,761 --> 00:06:11,617 - I can't wait for tomorrow night - yeah, me too 74 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:23,573 - man, Sharon what am gonna do ? - shh, I can't hear 75 00:06:24,146 --> 00:06:29,936 oh, this one must be one of yours some girl named Honey Labrador 76 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:33,978 she sounds naked oops I deleted it 77 00:06:34,901 --> 00:06:36,831 hello, a little help ! 78 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,768 - here you go Sharon - oh, thanks Bill 79 00:06:38,768 --> 00:06:41,204 did I leave, am I here ? 80 00:06:41,644 --> 00:06:43,002 - what ? - what ? 81 00:06:43,002 --> 00:06:45,136 what am I gonna got Melissa for our anniversary ? 82 00:06:45,136 --> 00:06:47,526 I donno, how about a nice bracelet ? 83 00:06:47,688 --> 00:06:50,071 - are you kidding ? - what ? 84 00:06:50,071 --> 00:06:59,327 look Sharon, the bracelet as we all know is a large member of the ring family ! and that I'm not ready for 85 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:01,276 - how about a cappocino maker ? - ah, that's too intimate 86 00:07:01,276 --> 00:07:05,334 - coffee maker ? - possibly, if it's a ten cup, but anything smaller well you know … 87 00:07:05,334 --> 00:07:07,910 we're celebrating the moment of our lives 88 00:07:09,023 --> 00:07:11,344 hey Bill, what did you get El last year for your anniversary ? 89 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:17,845 oh, I got this picture of us and put it in a frame yeah, it was a picture of me and El walking on the beach at the Cap 90 00:07:17,845 --> 00:07:24,172 and I took these little sea shells we collected, and I bleached them, polished them, glued them around the frame 91 00:07:24,172 --> 00:07:28,499 even sprinkled glitter on them so they can shimmer like the waves … 92 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,553 what ? 93 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:35,068 that is so sweet see, why don't you do that ? 94 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:39,239 no, picture says portrait, portrait says family 95 00:07:39,239 --> 00:07:42,603 - and what's wrong with that ? - I don't want to lead her on 96 00:07:42,603 --> 00:07:50,811 I know, why don't you give her a picture of you in bed with another girl !? you know, so that it doesn't lead her on ! 97 00:07:50,811 --> 00:07:52,445 come on Sharon, I love her 98 00:07:52,445 --> 00:07:57,415 - then a gift should say that, why is so difficult ? - because I don't want it to say it to much 99 00:07:57,415 --> 00:08:05,178 - you know Pete, nothing says I love you like a pathetic lake of commitment - Berg, it's saturday, and our anniversary is tomorrow 100 00:08:05,178 --> 00:08:11,640 - Pete, in my experience the gift of saying I love you is all you really need - I appreciate that Mr. Bauer 101 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:16,535 - on our anniversary my love and I made something … - and we're on 102 00:08:16,535 --> 00:08:25,529 it started with a little piece of clay I sat behind her at her potter's wheel as it spun and spun 103 00:08:25,967 --> 00:08:31,253 the wheel is turning faster and faster, our hands working as one, clay flying everywhere 104 00:08:39,021 --> 00:08:49,925 but then, tragically, I was murdered by an embezzling co-worker my one regret was, I never got to tell her I love her 105 00:08:49,925 --> 00:08:53,077 all I could say was "dido" 106 00:08:53,387 --> 00:08:57,667 in the end it took a hilarious black psychic to bring us together 107 00:09:02,893 --> 00:09:04,250 huh, thanks for the help 108 00:09:15,057 --> 00:09:19,789 - so, how long have you been in the circus ? - six years 109 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:26,298 out … standin ! 110 00:09:29,091 --> 00:09:32,690 - just for our files - doesn't that hurt ? 111 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:38,460 - no, not at all, I'm double jointed - oh, yeay 112 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:45,733 - ah, can I see the apartment now ? - you know, it looks just like this one, only with no furniture and a couple of rats 113 00:09:45,733 --> 00:09:50,298 and I think somebody chopped up somebody in the bedroom it's good meeting you 114 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,146 - I … - byee 115 00:09:53,439 --> 00:09:57,304 she seemed … neighborly 116 00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:01,445 you only liked her because she can lick her own back 117 00:10:02,904 --> 00:10:06,749 - and you're saying that's a bad thing ? - let's just go over our choices 118 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:07,655 fine 119 00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:16,047 - ok, um … now, I'm leaning towards Max Larsen - no way, he lives with his mother and drives a van with no windows 120 00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:18,455 well, he like his privacy 121 00:10:18,472 --> 00:10:24,930 - because he's a serial killer - you know Berg, you're being impossible 122 00:10:24,930 --> 00:10:30,196 fine, you know what ? you just take your little files, and pick the ones you want 123 00:10:30,196 --> 00:10:36,997 because my opinion obviously doesn't mean anything, it's always about you so just do … whatever 124 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:45,299 what is wrong with you ? you're irritable, you're eating like a pig, you got teary eyes last night while watching a T.V. commercial 125 00:10:45,299 --> 00:10:49,388 hey, the guy just called to say I love you mom 126 00:10:51,102 --> 00:10:53,834 if I didn't know better I would say you're PMSing 127 00:10:54,488 --> 00:11:02,864 oh, sure, just blame it on PMS Sharon, that is so … typical 128 00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:08,582 - I found it, I got Melissa the perfect gift - good for you 129 00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:10,810 - haha - it's a toster 130 00:11:10,810 --> 00:11:16,961 yeah, I need you to wrap it for me and, I'm taking her for a romantic dinner at "La Boème" 131 00:11:16,961 --> 00:11:20,545 I don't know, that toaster is gonna be a tough act to follow 132 00:11:21,968 --> 00:11:27,377 see, she's been complaining about her toaster for a few months, so this just shows her that I'm listening 133 00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:36,194 - yeah, I'm sure that what she's gonna take away from it - look Sharon, this gift says everything that I wanted to say 134 00:11:36,194 --> 00:11:39,980 what, that you passed Sears on your way home ? 135 00:11:40,989 --> 00:11:45,540 - hello, anybody home ? - ok, that's her, you watch, she'll love it 136 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:49,034 - hey guys - wow, you look great 137 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:51,907 ok, I was so excited about giving you my gift I couldn't wait another minute 138 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:57,635 - I put a lot of thought into you gift too - I'm sure I'll love it, just, open yours 139 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:03,608 - keys ! - keys, to my apartment 140 00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:08,389 - sweetie, I already have keys to your apartment - no you don't, because these are keys to my new apartment 141 00:12:08,389 --> 00:12:14,004 apartment D, upstairs can you believe it ? 142 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,598 it's just, it never would've occurred to me if it hasn't been for Sharon and Berg 143 00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:25,806 I mean, I knew guys would want someone you'd like, so I tracked down the landlord, and … well … here I am 144 00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,804 Pete got you a toaster 145 00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:39,918 how can you medical people go around playing fast and loose with something like … estrogen ? 146 00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:50,471 well, I'm sorry I lied, but you've gotta help me I'm in a bad way, I'm taping "guiding light" man 147 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,632 - so what'd he say ? - this PMS thing can sometimes last for several days 148 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,594 really ? 149 00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:04,505 are we too moody to work ? 150 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:06,762 hey, how's it going ? 151 00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:07,869 - bloated - good 152 00:13:09,568 --> 00:13:14,599 you know what ? thanks to you two, I have been at the store all day looking at dust-ruffles 153 00:13:15,287 --> 00:13:21,233 - really - yeah, if you too haven't been playing landlord, hanging up flyers all over Boston 154 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,342 I wouldn't have a girlfriend for an upstairs neighbor 155 00:13:23,342 --> 00:13:29,438 oh, you know, this could be good for you when Melissa takes that apartment, you're closer, you spend more time together 156 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:33,164 before you know, you're moving in, and after that, well, people boy 157 00:13:33,702 --> 00:13:40,217 I'll be honored to have your engagement party right here at Beacon's street pizza we take prices of course 158 00:13:41,807 --> 00:13:46,660 - my God, he's right - we're not gonna have the party here 159 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:53,194 - no Melissa, this is way ahead of my schedule, she can't move in - why not ? she meets my requirements 160 00:13:53,194 --> 00:13:56,436 she's quite, she's single jointed 161 00:13:56,770 --> 00:14:00,918 nothing to it, I, am holding out for the back-licker 162 00:14:02,653 --> 00:14:04,996 face it Berg, I win 163 00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:16,442 oh yeah, Sharon, imagine living next door to someone who comes home from work everyday happy and fulfilled from molding the minds of children 164 00:14:16,442 --> 00:14:22,068 after you've spent your day selling chemicals that soften the eggs of penguins ! 165 00:14:23,232 --> 00:14:25,512 I'll kill myself, Melissa can't move in 166 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:29,143 - Pete, you've got to tell her - I can't, she'll hate me 167 00:14:29,143 --> 00:14:33,378 Pete my boy, I think I'm maybe able to shed some light on your situation 168 00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,639 you're screwed, fill her up Bill 169 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:43,030 she said six, it's six 170 00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:47,357 - maybe she changed her mind, maybe she decided … - you're kidding yourself 171 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,116 I've got to fire somebody 172 00:14:50,116 --> 00:14:56,589 - oh, my, God - Mrs. Wexler ! 173 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,381 that explains all the cookies ! 174 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:04,691 hey neighbors who wants a brownie ? 175 00:15:04,691 --> 00:15:07,222 doesn't seem like she changed her mind ! 176 00:15:07,222 --> 00:15:10,319 - ok Berg, go on - fine I'm just waiting for the right moment 177 00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:14,040 and when would that be, my wedding ? Sharon, go, come on, go 178 00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:18,902 ah, Melissa, look, yeah, I think there's something you wanna know, ahm 179 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:22,699 I can't get to sleep at night until I blast my stereo really … 180 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:32,788 - that's really good - thanks, I love baking you know, cakes, cookies, pies, anything 181 00:15:32,788 --> 00:15:35,883 - really, it's moist - oh, thank you 182 00:15:37,401 --> 00:15:41,051 - what're you doing there ? - oh, just taking on the release valve on disposal 183 00:15:41,051 --> 00:15:45,956 - it's always the first thing to go - you bake and you plumb ? 184 00:15:45,956 --> 00:15:51,001 sure, shower heads, toilets, Pete showed me, it's really very simple 185 00:15:51,425 --> 00:15:55,619 wow, I'm very impressed, I'll keep the music down 186 00:15:56,107 --> 00:15:59,223 I also know CPR, fire safety and flood control 187 00:15:59,223 --> 00:16:03,328 this girl's amazing, she's like super neighbor ! 188 00:16:04,455 --> 00:16:10,670 you're out, you lost your stuff kid I'll take it from here 189 00:16:11,672 --> 00:16:18,330 look, Melissa, when this apartment came open, I saw this is a real opportunity for me to meet someone 190 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:27,869 now, this has nothing to do with not wanting you in the building but … but … these … 191 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:33,939 oven mints they've gotta go ! I mean, little utters ? 192 00:16:34,971 --> 00:16:37,453 a good mint should be more functional than decorative 193 00:16:37,453 --> 00:16:42,524 when people ask me who is Melissa, I don't wanna have to say she's the girl with the cow oven mints ! 194 00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:47,786 I mean, oven mints shouldn't make that kind of statement and point frankly I don't know who would want to ! 195 00:16:48,698 --> 00:16:52,330 damn, I promised myself I wouldn't cry 196 00:16:54,894 --> 00:16:58,733 God, what is wrong with you Berg ? you're ranting ! 197 00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:01,246 Melissa, I don't want you to move in here 198 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,354 yes, we're coming 199 00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:19,058 - don't just stand there, say something - like what ? 200 00:17:19,982 --> 00:17:22,270 like I've just got punched in the stomach ? 201 00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,879 - Melissa, how could you spring something like this on me … 202 00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:26,013 - spring something ? I sprang this on you ? 203 00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:30,043 - yeah, you did, you put me in a really uncomfortable position - oh God, I'm really sorry Pete 204 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:35,412 - oh, how many times have we discussed living together ? - I know, but nothing about next door 205 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,846 ok, I thought this at least would be a step, you know 206 00:17:39,253 --> 00:00:18,433 - it's a pretty big step - you bought me a toaster 207 00:17:42,732 --> 00:17:47,553 I thought wow wow, at least he's listening to me you know I mean a gift where it says something 208 00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:53,568 and a toaster says, I wanna make breakfast for you I wanna spent my life with you 209 00:17:55,791 --> 00:18:00,966 - I guess sometimes a toaster is just a toaster - oh look Melissa, this is silly 210 00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:05,600 I mean think about it, if we weren't having this stupid anniversary, everything would be fine 211 00:18:05,656 --> 00:18:09,142 you know, we'd go out to dinner, we'd go the movies, we'd go to Carvel 212 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:12,208 it's not enough anymore, a relationship has to keep going 213 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:17,002 - it's like a shark you know, when a shark stops swimming … - it dies, I know 214 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,470 and we've stopped swimming 215 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,544 ok, which leaves us where ? 216 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,780 dead 217 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:32,610 wait wait wait, come on Melissa, maybe we just need a little break 218 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:37,429 no, no, we've done that, it doesn't work you know, we just wind up getting back together again and then … 219 00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:39,776 breaking up and then getting back together again and … 220 00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:44,938 I know, but that's just because … you have the … 221 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,484 - I donno - why is that Pete ? 222 00:18:58,369 --> 00:19:03,185 Melissa I'm sorry look, I'm sorry 223 00:19:04,441 --> 00:19:13,138 look, I'm not saying this is all your fault I just can't live in this anymore 224 00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,181 is just, hurts too much 225 00:19:29,326 --> 00:19:31,021 happy anniversary Pete 226 00:19:46,499 --> 00:19:47,915 - bloating ? - gone 227 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,154 - appetite ? - normal 228 00:19:51,143 --> 00:19:53,309 - emotional ? - yes 229 00:19:55,997 --> 00:19:56,958 I'm kidding 230 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,854 hey Pete 231 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,567 - what you got there ? - ah, stuff from Melissa's apartment 232 00:20:03,226 --> 00:20:06,338 - you ok ? - it kinda sucks but … 233 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:10,286 - yeah I know - you know I keep telling myself it was for the best 234 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:14,712 anybody wanna back me up on that ? 235 00:20:16,575 --> 00:20:19,071 so, how'd guys leave it, still gonna talk ? 236 00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,774 yeah we're still friends, we've been through a lot 237 00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:24,559 - so what am I suppose to do ? - yeah Pete 238 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:28,536 I hope you and Melissa really gave some thought to how this is gonna affect Berg 239 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:34,288 no no no, what am I suppose to do when I see her, around the neighborhood or the pizza place ? 240 00:20:34,288 --> 00:20:39,433 do I like, hide behind a mail box, do I say hello, do I try to trip her ? 241 00:20:40,474 --> 00:20:45,780 you say hi to her you big dummy, when she comes into the pizza place, you treat her like everybody else 242 00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:49,994 yeah, you screw up her order and give her the wrong change 243 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:56,355 - you realize of course this is all of Berg's fault ? - yeah I know, no kidding, thanks for introducing me to her 244 00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:59,352 hey, I told you to date her, not to get involved with her 245 00:21:00,444 --> 00:21:04,182 fair enough hey, boroz game ? five minutes ? 246 00:21:04,111 --> 00:21:04,703 ok 247 00:21:11,819 --> 00:21:14,346 - you know what Pete really needs right now ? - what ? 248 00:21:14,824 --> 00:21:17,055 - compassion - no kidding 249 00:21:17,511 --> 00:21:19,998 and a hot stewardess to move in 250 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:32,947 - huh, God, her belly button is double jointed - left foot green 251 00:21:38,248 --> 00:21:42,344 - huh, you guys are so losing - and loving it 24305

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