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Mm. There are 5,000 channels
on this damn box
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and I can't ever find
what the hell I want.
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E-S-P-N.
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Just a regular goddamn remote.
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I told you what
you need to do.
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You need to cut
all of that off.
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You know, the cable,
the electric, the gas.
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All of it, just...
[clicks tongue] cut it off.
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Nigga, you know I'm not
doing that.
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Why not?
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'Cause I ain't no hipster
living with his sister's
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girlfriend's cousin picking
boysenberries or some shit.
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Nigga, I'm rich.
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Plus, you can't stream
everything.
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What can't you stream?
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You know, man,
shit like the news.
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-Huh?
-The news, my nigga?
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-This nigga said "the news."
-Are you 80 years old?
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Yes, nigga.
Yeah, the news.
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Yeah, I watch that.
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I want to stay informed
and shit.
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That's why I watch CNN.
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Isn't CNN that place
where you take your kids
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to play in the fountains?
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Look, you want to know
if somebody died, TMZ.
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You want to know
if someone's canceled, Twitter.
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You want to know what's
going on in the Black community?
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ALL:
Shade Room comments section.
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-Exactly.
-Or Lipstick Alley.
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-Right. Right.
-Yo, y'all heard about that Crank Dat Killer?
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Crank Dat what?
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DARIUS: Wait, man, Wait.
I heard about this theory.
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Most of the Black murders
that have occurred
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in the past year and a half
have all been linked
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to a common denominator.
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All the victims made
"Crank Dat" dance videos
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back in the day.
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-What?
-EARN: Yeah.
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I-I didn't believe it either,
but...
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this dude on Lipstick Alley,
man, he did his homework, man.
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He cited his work
and everything.
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Yeah, I mean, I believe him.
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Soulja Boy just better
watch his back,
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-that's all I know.
-[Earn laughs]
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Yeah, it's a good thing none
of us made "Crank Dat" videos,
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'cause this guy seems pissed.
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DARIUS:
And whoever did, man,
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they better watch their back.
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You know, I bet you he got tabs
on 'em and everything.
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EARN: Yeah. The FBI wants
to talk to anybody
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who's been to the Pool Palace,
you know,
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in the past ten years.
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[Earn and Darius laugh]
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No, I heard the killer got,
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like, white glasses like Fabo.
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He come in, he like...
[humming robotically]
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-He got a knife.
-Yeah, and with the... [grunts]
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[both laugh]
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You all right, man?
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Hmm?
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-[sighs heavily]
-♪ Ah...♪
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♪ Soulja Boy off in this ho♪
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♪ Watch me crank it,
watch me roll♪
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♪ Watch me crank dat
Soulja Boy♪
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♪ Then Superman that ho♪
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♪ Now watch me
crank that Soulja Boy...♪
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Look, man, it was 2007,
all right?
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I-I trapped in the parking lot
of GreenBriar
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the entire summer.
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It was hot, it was boring.
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I must've ate about a hundred
Pretzelmaker pretzels, man.
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Of course I fucked around and
made one of these videos, man.
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Look, if you sold drugs
in Atlanta,
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you made a "Crank Dat" video,
okay?
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So me and my homie J-Berg,
we recorded this.
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And this has been on
the Internet the entire time?
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Man, J-Berg posted that shit.
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I would call his ass
and tell him to take it down,
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but then the nigga would have
my phone number.
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Plus the nigga's probably dead.
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Gotta be real with you, uh,
even I don't like this.
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But, you know, look,
it got 25 views,
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so you could be in the good.
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The killer may not have
even seen it.
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Nigga, I ain't worried about no
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goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man.
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Hey, look, see if you can
get this scrubbed
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off the Internet, Earn,
all right?
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The last thing I need is
niggas hyped over this story
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finding my ass, all right?
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All right.
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♪ Then Superman that ho...♪
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-Mm.
-You know,
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when you look deeper into it,
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spiritually
it's a little deeper.
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You see, our roots...
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kind of deal with dancing.
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No, you don't gotta do that.
This is bad.
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-It's real bad.
-[video stops]
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♪ Slime♪
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♪ Okay, shit, I just
woke up in an animal♪
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♪ I just woke up
in a Lambo♪
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♪ Flawless baguettes
and an orange Richard♪
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♪ I just had bust down
a cantaloupe♪
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♪ Niggas want beef
and I'm tryna be vegan♪
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♪ But fuck it, bae,
bring a can of smoke.♪
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-Whoo!
-[claps hands]
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'Aight, 15 minutes
to record a track.
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That gotta be a record.
[chuckles]
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[Earn groans]
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Man, why is it so hard to
get sneakers nowadays?
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Me and Darius are trying
to get these
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Nike Miracles, man.
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The shit sold out in,
like, 30 seconds.
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Yeah, man, resellers
got the game fucked up, man.
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Might as well be
shoe gentrification.
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Hey, why don't you
just call Nike
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and have 'em send you
a pair for me?
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I already did.
They told me to go to hell.
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It is what it is, man.
Sorry.
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Hey, man, bounce that track
back from the top.
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-Hey, Paper Boi.
-Yo.
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There's a guy
in the next room over
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that wanted to pop in
and say what's up.
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Some guy named Doug?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, tell him it's cool, man.
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You can tell him it's cool.
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Who? Doug? What?
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Nigga, man. No, some--
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-He's a rapper:
Some Guy Named Doug. -Oh.
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He always trying to get me on
a track with his ass and shit.
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Man, I mean, he a cool dude,
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but his music sound
like ass, nigga.
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-Yeah, his music does suck.
-Yeah.
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Great guy, though.
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[electricity crackles]
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Aw, there he go.
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-Ha ha! Paper Boi!
-Ah...
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What's going on,
Some Guy Named Doug?
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I knew I heard you in here.
What's good, man?
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Oh, man, you know,
laying it down, babe.
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Shit, you in here
cooking up?
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You know, you know,
on the regular, man.
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Yo, we should get
on a song together.
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Oh, man, man, I would love
to do that, man,
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but I'm on my way out, man,
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and the system just crashed,
my nigga.
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-Wow. Really?
-Yeah, man.
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Well, what you been working on?
Play me something.
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Oh, man, I can't 'cause
the speaker's busted, too, man.
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Oh, you can just email it to me.
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And the motherfuckin'
Wi-Fi down, too.
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-All this shit connected, nigga.
-What?!
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I've been trying to tell
these niggas to get a router.
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Damn, every time, man.
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Look, one of these days
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we gonna
get on a song together.
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-Hey, man, I'm down.
-'Aight?
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-Yeah.
-One day.
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-One day, nigga.
-'Aight, man, I'm-a call you.
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-Hey, you could text.
-Okay, I'm-a text you.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-I got some new beats, too.
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-Fire!
-All right. Yeah.
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-I'm-a send it to you.
-All right, you do that.
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You do that, you do that
you do that.
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-That's cool.
-[door closes]
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I gotta get a new phone, nigga,
like, immediately, 'cause...
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-Doug's a nice guy.
-He's-he's incredibly kind, man.
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-Hey, you back this up?
-No, we done.
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ALFRED:
Oh, shit, it's smoking like a motherfucker, man.
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Oh, man.
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We ain't gotta pay
for that, right? Like...?
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No, we ain't gotta pay
for that.
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[Alfred mutters]
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All right,
I'll catch you later.
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-Hey, man, hit me
when you get home. -All right.
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[car alarm chirps]
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[car door opens, closes]
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[engine starts]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[playing silently]
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[Alfred laughs]
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Shit, man.
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What the fuck was I thinking?
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[hip-hop music playing
over headphones]
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Babe.
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Babe! We're here.
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My bad.
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You should, uh...
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you should go home,
get more sleep before work.
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No. Not with your little
brother and sister
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running around.
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Babe, we gotta move out
of your mom's place.
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Yeah, I know.
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I know.
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You know, I support
your rap career and everything,
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but maybe it's time
you thought about
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getting a real job,
like a career.
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Just in case the rap thing,
you know...
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[sighs]
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Look, baby, remember
how I told you about
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how Big Sean got discovered?
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Yeah.
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You said he rapped for Kanye
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outside of a radio station
or something.
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Exactly.
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All I need is one opportunity.
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And I'm gonna be prepared
for when that moment comes.
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Just have faith.
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Please?
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Okay.
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I promise you that everything's
gonna be okay.
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All right, take care of Mommy,
Little Juanita.
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So who is this guy?
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Uh, he is but a man
with many shoes.
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The neighborhood knows him
as Shoe Man.
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So he's kind of like
Sock Man, except for shoes.
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Yeah, but Sock Man had
an actual store.
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This-this is a van.
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No, man, this guy's legit.
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Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir.
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Hey...
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Hop in, gentlemen.
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All right.
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Get that door for me, champ?
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-Oh, yeah.
-Appreciate you.
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So how can I help you boys?
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We want to get the...
the Nike Miracles.
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-Yeah, they're sold out...
-What size?
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11. Right?
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-11 for you, too?
-Yeah, 11.
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-I got 11, 10 and a half.
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-Last two.
-Ah.
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EARN:
Really?
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Damn, that's surprising.
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They usually don't be having
any 11s.
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Whoa!
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-Yes.
-Really?
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-Yes.
-These legit?
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Yeah, they real. That's why
they call me the Shoe Man.
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[both chuckle]
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-All right.
-Damn.
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Um, how much?
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Nothing, really.
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Just let me see you two kiss.
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-I'm sorry?
-What?
249
00:09:53,107 --> 00:09:55,892
Just let me see y'all two
kiss in the backseat.
250
00:09:55,892 --> 00:09:58,112
-All right. I mean, that's easy.
-Wait. No, no, no.
251
00:09:58,112 --> 00:09:59,461
Wait. Hold on.
252
00:09:59,461 --> 00:10:00,767
How much for the shoes, man?
253
00:10:00,810 --> 00:10:02,072
How much money do you want?
254
00:10:02,116 --> 00:10:04,858
I don't need money, man.
Everybody got money.
255
00:10:04,901 --> 00:10:06,555
Yeah, man, look, it ain't
that big of a deal.
256
00:10:06,555 --> 00:10:07,991
We just knock this out.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
257
00:10:08,078 --> 00:10:09,776
-I don't want to kiss you.
-Be on with our day.
258
00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:12,430
Look, I know you're
not gay, bro.
259
00:10:12,474 --> 00:10:14,563
-[muttering]
-That's not the point. Okay?
260
00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:17,218
I don't want to kiss my friend
for shoes.
261
00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:19,786
So, what, you want to
kiss a stranger?
262
00:10:19,873 --> 00:10:21,135
-I don't understand what...
-I don't want to kiss
263
00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:22,919
anybody,Darius.
264
00:10:22,919 --> 00:10:24,268
[knocking on window]
265
00:10:24,268 --> 00:10:27,010
Damn, y'all back?
266
00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:29,273
I'm gonna need an answer,
fellas, I got a line.
267
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,843
Do you need to look
at 'em again?
268
00:10:39,066 --> 00:10:41,155
[laughs]
269
00:10:41,198 --> 00:10:43,374
Nigga is stupid.
270
00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:46,377
Trash.
271
00:10:57,954 --> 00:10:59,521
[scoffs]
272
00:11:13,187 --> 00:11:14,884
[line ringing]
273
00:11:18,409 --> 00:11:19,933
-MAN [over phone]: Hello?
-Hello?
274
00:11:19,976 --> 00:11:22,762
Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja,
man, what's up, man?
275
00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:24,851
Paper Boi? What up, brah?
276
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,591
Oh, you know, man,
I'm coolin', coolin'.
277
00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:30,204
Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu--
I got a dumbass question, man.
278
00:11:30,247 --> 00:11:32,380
Yeah? What up?
279
00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:35,644
Um, you heard anything about
this "Crank Dat" killer stuff?
280
00:11:35,731 --> 00:11:37,951
Are you serious?
Of course I have.
281
00:11:37,994 --> 00:11:39,996
I got more "Crank Dat" content
on the Internet than anyone.
282
00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,650
Too much to count.
283
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:43,783
I basically invented YouTube.
284
00:11:43,783 --> 00:11:44,958
Yeah, definitely.
285
00:11:45,001 --> 00:11:47,003
[exhales sharply]
You lucky, man.
286
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,396
Lucky you ain't got
a bunch of
287
00:11:48,439 --> 00:11:49,571
"Crank Dat" videos like me.
288
00:11:49,571 --> 00:11:52,052
Oh, you know what?
289
00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:56,012
[laughs] This shit. Back in
the day, man, I did, actually.
290
00:11:56,099 --> 00:11:57,971
What?
291
00:11:58,014 --> 00:12:00,190
What are you saying, man?
You made a "Crank Dat" song?
292
00:12:00,234 --> 00:12:02,105
Yeah, man, but... [scoffs]
I ain't call it that.
293
00:12:02,105 --> 00:12:03,672
I called it the
"Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron."
294
00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:06,631
-You know what I'm saying?
-Nigga, what?! That was you?
295
00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:09,199
Yo, you gotta skip town
just like me then.
296
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:10,548
Wait, you serious?
297
00:12:10,592 --> 00:12:12,115
If I was you,
I'd be on the way
298
00:12:12,159 --> 00:12:13,682
to my safe farm right now.
299
00:12:13,769 --> 00:12:16,119
Safe farm? What the hell
is a safe farm?
300
00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:17,904
A farm that's safe.
301
00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:19,253
If you don't got a safe farm,
you good as dead.
302
00:12:19,296 --> 00:12:20,558
You know...
303
00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:22,212
"Like a good nigga,
304
00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:24,998
safe farm is there."
305
00:12:25,041 --> 00:12:26,913
Nigga, what the fuck is you
talking about?
306
00:12:26,956 --> 00:12:31,439
I don't know, man.
I'm tired, I'm scared.
307
00:12:31,482 --> 00:12:35,138
Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo
game systems. All of 'em. Look,
308
00:12:35,182 --> 00:12:37,488
you are not safe, man.
309
00:12:37,575 --> 00:12:39,012
I don't care who you are,
310
00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:40,143
you got a "Crank Dat" video
out there,
311
00:12:40,187 --> 00:12:41,492
you better watch your back.
312
00:12:41,579 --> 00:12:42,493
-I gotta go.
-[call ends]
313
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,104
But...
[sighs sharply]
314
00:12:45,801 --> 00:12:47,716
Where the hell are
my glasses at?
315
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,631
[excited chatter]
316
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,938
Safe farm.
317
00:12:53,287 --> 00:12:54,767
[clattering upstairs]
318
00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,861
[soft thump]
319
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:09,085
[thumping continues]
320
00:13:18,225 --> 00:13:19,966
[thumping continues]
321
00:13:38,636 --> 00:13:40,116
So what's up, fellas? This
kiss ain't gonna French itself.
322
00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:42,336
French ki-- Nah, you didn't
say that before. French?
323
00:13:42,336 --> 00:13:44,120
I'm sorry, it's just an
expression I'm trying out.
324
00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:47,515
Okay, we got a couple questions.
325
00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:48,995
Uh, right?
[clears throat]
326
00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:50,692
How long a kiss
are we talking here?
327
00:13:50,779 --> 00:13:54,087
[sputters]
328
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,784
-Eight minutes?
-EARN: Eight minutes?
329
00:13:55,784 --> 00:13:57,612
-No, man. Come on.
-No. Come on, man, that's...
330
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,222
-That's a whole,
like, Animaniacs. -That's fine. Then let's haggle.
331
00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:00,223
Yeah, that's a make-out...
332
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,008
Well, let's haggle, then.
333
00:14:02,051 --> 00:14:04,010
A peck on the lips.
334
00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:06,229
What, you kissing your grandma?
Nigga, please.
335
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,362
-Two minutes at least.
-EARN: Man, fuck this.
336
00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,016
-Man, fuck these shoes.
-Okay, hold on.
337
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,452
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, look.
338
00:14:11,452 --> 00:14:14,977
Well, but-- Let me and him
discuss this one-on-one, please.
339
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,719
-[Shoe Man sighs]
-And we'll definitely come back with an answer for you.
340
00:14:17,806 --> 00:14:20,461
[scoffs]
It better be worth it.
341
00:14:20,504 --> 00:14:22,071
I know it is.
342
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,817
Man, do what you want, man.
I'm not doing it.
343
00:14:28,904 --> 00:14:30,123
What do you mean
you're not doing it, man?
344
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:31,733
What I'm supposed to do,
just kiss myself?
345
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,256
I can't...
346
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,605
These things are worth
$10,000, man.
347
00:14:34,692 --> 00:14:36,129
-I've seen it online.
-Then pay it.
348
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:39,132
Pay the $10,000 online.
349
00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:41,134
I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for
something I can get for $200.
350
00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,570
That just--
The principle of that--
351
00:14:42,613 --> 00:14:44,572
Exactly.
It's the principle, okay?
352
00:14:44,615 --> 00:14:46,182
I get it, okay?
353
00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:48,402
I like sneakers.
You like sneakers.
354
00:14:48,402 --> 00:14:50,186
But like a lot of Black men,
355
00:14:50,273 --> 00:14:53,189
we put an excessive amount
of value in them, okay.
356
00:14:53,189 --> 00:14:56,366
Is it really worth our dignity?
357
00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,629
There are only a thousand
in the, like,
358
00:14:58,716 --> 00:14:59,674
-in the whole world.
-Man...
359
00:15:01,763 --> 00:15:04,722
You've seen me wear
$900 loafers
360
00:15:04,766 --> 00:15:06,202
that would get me roasted at any
361
00:15:06,289 --> 00:15:08,509
-Black high school in Atlanta.
-Yeah. True.
362
00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:10,163
I've seen billionaires
walk into
363
00:15:10,206 --> 00:15:12,426
very important meetings
wearing some dirty Vans.
364
00:15:12,513 --> 00:15:14,732
I've seen you wear a paper towel
around your head
365
00:15:14,776 --> 00:15:16,734
and make it look cool,
like Jadakiss.
366
00:15:16,778 --> 00:15:18,823
That was a fun summer, huh?
367
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,434
I'll kiss you if you want
for these sneakers,
368
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,741
but I think we're above this.
369
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,700
I think you know I'm right.
370
00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:29,008
Mm.
371
00:15:31,227 --> 00:15:33,099
I think we should do it.
372
00:15:33,186 --> 00:15:34,752
-[bangs on van]
-Hey, Shoe Man,
373
00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:36,667
two orders of Nike Miracles,
please.
374
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,669
-Let's do this.
-[van door opens]
375
00:15:38,713 --> 00:15:40,367
Y'all ready?
[grunts]
376
00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:46,373
[horn honks]
377
00:15:56,774 --> 00:15:59,212
Hey, how you doing today?
378
00:15:59,255 --> 00:16:02,824
Uh, can I get one
soft pretzel?
379
00:16:02,824 --> 00:16:03,999
Paper Boi?
380
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,479
[chuckles]
381
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,350
I'm gonna give you
two extra pretzels.
382
00:16:07,394 --> 00:16:10,266
[chuckles]
Don't tell nobody though.
383
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,703
Mm, can I get you
on my Instagram Live?
384
00:16:12,747 --> 00:16:14,227
Hell no.
385
00:16:14,270 --> 00:16:16,098
Um...
386
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,491
-Hey, can I ask you something?
-Mm-hmm.
387
00:16:17,578 --> 00:16:18,187
How you know it was me?
388
00:16:19,841 --> 00:16:21,147
Only famous people
trying to blend in
389
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,366
come in dressed like that.
390
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,368
You're the only nigga in here
with a hat with no logo on it.
391
00:16:25,368 --> 00:16:28,241
You know how hard it is to find
a hat without a logo on it?
392
00:16:28,284 --> 00:16:29,807
See?
393
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,286
That's Chris Evans.
394
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,986
[speaking indistinctly]
395
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,599
Hmm.
396
00:16:38,642 --> 00:16:39,295
ROBERTO:
Free samples.
397
00:16:39,295 --> 00:16:41,384
Free samples.
398
00:16:41,428 --> 00:16:44,039
Free sample? Free sample?
399
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,736
Free sample.
400
00:16:45,823 --> 00:16:47,477
Try our Bourbon Street chicken?
401
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:49,218
Nigga, everybody already knows
what that taste like.
402
00:16:50,524 --> 00:16:51,003
[clicks tongue]
403
00:16:52,613 --> 00:16:54,180
Free sample.
404
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:55,529
Hey, Roberto.
405
00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:56,443
Hey, Chartreuse.
406
00:16:57,748 --> 00:16:59,011
Free samples.
407
00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:02,101
Free samples.
408
00:17:02,101 --> 00:17:03,015
You heard Paper Boi here?
409
00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:07,106
Like, for real?
410
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,499
-Mm-hmm.
-Where?
411
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:11,110
My homegirl Tiffany said
his fat ass was getting
412
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,546
a pretzel at Pretzelmaker.
413
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:15,070
You...
414
00:17:15,114 --> 00:17:16,767
Okay, this is it. This is it.
415
00:17:16,854 --> 00:17:18,334
I-- Yo, I got to go spit
for him.
416
00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:19,335
-Mm.
-Cover me.
417
00:17:22,338 --> 00:17:23,383
Nigga, I work at Sbarro!
418
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,567
-[indistinct chatter]
-[hip-hop playing]
419
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,047
[singing indistinctly]
420
00:17:36,918 --> 00:17:37,875
Oh!
421
00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:39,877
Hmm.
422
00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:41,618
[kids laughing]
423
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,148
[bass booming from car stereo
in distance]
424
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,587
GPS VOICE:
Turn right.
425
00:17:53,587 --> 00:17:56,155
[song continues playing
over stereo]
426
00:18:02,726 --> 00:18:04,685
Turn right.
427
00:18:04,728 --> 00:18:06,426
♪
428
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,911
You have reached
your destination.
429
00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,174
-[music stops]
-[engine turns off]
430
00:18:19,961 --> 00:18:20,744
[car door opens]
431
00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:35,759
Paper Boi!
432
00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:37,544
Shit.
433
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:39,633
Oh, shit!
434
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,113
-[hip-hop playing]
-[indistinct chatter]
435
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:08,792
[girl yelps]
436
00:19:08,879 --> 00:19:10,316
Mm.
[sniffs]
437
00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:13,014
[sniffs]
438
00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,322
[indistinct chatter]
439
00:19:26,158 --> 00:19:27,594
[arcade game sounds]
440
00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,380
[laughter]
441
00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:40,694
♪
442
00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:43,000
I'm s-- I'm sorry. Sorry.
443
00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:45,046
[indistinct chatter]
444
00:19:55,056 --> 00:19:58,015
["At Your Neck"
by KikBak and Enimeezy playing]
445
00:19:58,059 --> 00:20:00,366
-[quietly]: Fuck.
-♪ Running it out♪
446
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,802
♪ Come in correct
or I come at your neck♪
447
00:20:01,845 --> 00:20:03,499
♪ Yeah, ooh, Paul Wall♪
448
00:20:03,586 --> 00:20:05,806
♪ All of my dawgs,
ball to the death♪
449
00:20:05,806 --> 00:20:07,677
-♪ Ball to the death♪
-♪ Ooh, yeah, I want it all♪
450
00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:09,026
♪ Money, the power
and the respect...♪
451
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,593
-WOMAN: Can I help you?
-What?
452
00:20:10,637 --> 00:20:12,029
Can I help you?
453
00:20:12,073 --> 00:20:14,075
Yeah. Uh...
454
00:20:14,075 --> 00:20:15,685
Uh, can I see, um,
455
00:20:15,729 --> 00:20:18,384
one of these digital display
belt buckles, please?
456
00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,386
Really?
I got to be honest with you,
457
00:20:20,473 --> 00:20:22,170
last person I sold one
of these to was a crackhead.
458
00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:26,218
Maybe you'll start a trend.
459
00:20:32,746 --> 00:20:34,182
You want one of those gold
belt buckles down there, too?
460
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:38,186
Tell the truth.
461
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,970
You're a crackhead, right?
462
00:20:42,538 --> 00:20:44,105
-Oh, shit!
-[gunshots]
463
00:20:44,105 --> 00:20:46,063
[screaming]
464
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:48,544
[gunshots continue]
465
00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:50,242
-Get out the way!
-[screaming, clamoring]
466
00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:00,600
What the fuck?
467
00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:11,132
What the fuck is going on here?
468
00:21:13,352 --> 00:21:14,353
Come here.
469
00:21:24,145 --> 00:21:25,842
[screaming, clamoring]
470
00:21:29,933 --> 00:21:31,283
[gunshots continue]
471
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,809
♪ Ayo, yo, my life's like a
movie, my eyes are like a Uzi♪
472
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:37,941
-♪ Jacuzzis...♪
-Nigga, get the fuck out the way!
473
00:21:38,028 --> 00:21:40,335
[gunshots continue]
474
00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:43,033
So you boys ready?
475
00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:44,948
All right, uh, yeah.
476
00:21:45,035 --> 00:21:46,602
Ready to do this?
477
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,822
-You said three seconds, right?
-Mm-hmm.
478
00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:50,563
Okay.
479
00:21:50,606 --> 00:21:52,129
["All My Life" by K-Ci & JoJo
playing]
480
00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:54,958
♪ Then I finally found you♪
481
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:58,005
♪ All my life...♪
482
00:21:58,048 --> 00:22:00,050
Out of mind.
483
00:22:00,050 --> 00:22:02,270
Just be in the moment.
484
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:05,273
♪ And I hope that you feel♪
485
00:22:05,317 --> 00:22:09,190
♪ The same way, too♪
486
00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:12,280
♪ Yes I pray that you♪
487
00:22:12,324 --> 00:22:15,805
♪ Do love me, too♪
488
00:22:15,849 --> 00:22:19,156
♪ I said you're all
that I'm thinking of...♪
489
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,420
[shouting, clamoring]
490
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,509
♪
491
00:22:23,552 --> 00:22:25,641
-[man shouting]
-[gunshots]
492
00:22:25,641 --> 00:22:28,731
[grunts]
493
00:22:28,818 --> 00:22:31,081
♪ Said I promise
to never fall in love...♪
494
00:22:31,081 --> 00:22:32,866
Two Nike Miracles, please...
495
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,998
Oh, oh...
496
00:22:34,998 --> 00:22:38,175
What...?
497
00:22:38,219 --> 00:22:40,395
♪ For sending me your love,
I cherish every hug...♪
498
00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:42,528
Bro...
499
00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:45,313
-Uh...
-We're already implicated.
500
00:22:45,357 --> 00:22:47,576
Yeah, fuck, then let me grab...
501
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,451
-[gunshots]
-[shouting]
502
00:22:53,974 --> 00:22:56,411
Oh, shit! Shit, man!
503
00:22:56,455 --> 00:22:58,108
-[gunshots continue]
-[muttering]
504
00:22:59,109 --> 00:23:00,894
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
505
00:23:00,894 --> 00:23:02,548
[mutters]
506
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:04,332
[panting]
507
00:23:06,769 --> 00:23:09,555
Hey!
508
00:23:09,642 --> 00:23:11,687
Just shoot
that motherfucker, man!
509
00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:13,559
Paper Boi, get in!
510
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,126
-Get in!
-[Alfred muttering]
511
00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,128
Come on.
512
00:23:18,128 --> 00:23:19,608
-Go, go, go, man! Go!
-[tires screech]
513
00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,483
Go, nigga, go, go, go!
514
00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:27,137
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
[whoops]
515
00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:30,010
Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes!
Oh, my God!
516
00:23:30,053 --> 00:23:33,361
[whoops]
Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh!
517
00:23:33,361 --> 00:23:35,145
Oh, you saved my life, man!
518
00:23:35,145 --> 00:23:36,930
You saved my motherfucking life,
nigga!
519
00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,932
Oh, God! Ah, that shit
was crazy back there, man!
520
00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:41,500
Brazy!
521
00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,110
But it's all good, man.
Don't even--
522
00:23:43,153 --> 00:23:44,938
-Don't even trip.
-Oh, my God, man!
523
00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,027
Oh, God.
524
00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:49,595
[moans]
525
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,510
Look, man, I owe you one.
For real, man, I owe you one.
526
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:53,033
[panting]
527
00:23:53,076 --> 00:23:54,817
Oh, God.
528
00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:56,471
What was you even doing
out here, my nigga?
529
00:23:56,515 --> 00:23:58,952
It was fate, I guess.
530
00:23:58,952 --> 00:24:01,781
-Right place at the right time.
-Hell yeah, man.
531
00:24:01,824 --> 00:24:03,957
I'm actually, uh,
headed to the studio.
532
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,394
Yo.
533
00:24:06,481 --> 00:24:08,918
Yo, yo! We got to get
a song together!
534
00:24:08,962 --> 00:24:11,399
Today, man!
It's fate, man, come on.
535
00:24:11,443 --> 00:24:13,619
We got to do it.
Today's the day.
536
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:15,055
And I just made
a new beat this morning.
537
00:24:15,098 --> 00:24:15,882
Want to hear it?
538
00:24:20,321 --> 00:24:22,279
[hip-hop beat playing]
539
00:24:22,323 --> 00:24:24,847
Yeah.
540
00:24:24,891 --> 00:24:27,502
Bet you'll go crazy on it!
[laughs]
541
00:24:27,546 --> 00:24:29,765
You're gonna go crazy
in the studio, man!
542
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:32,376
I can't wait to have a song
with Paper Boi!
543
00:24:32,420 --> 00:24:34,770
Man, this about to go amazing!
544
00:24:34,857 --> 00:24:37,077
[grunting rhythmically]
545
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,774
Hey, man, yes!
546
00:24:38,774 --> 00:24:40,646
[whispers]:
Paper Boi. Paper Boi.
547
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,083
About to be
the song of the year.
548
00:24:43,126 --> 00:24:44,780
Let's get it.
549
00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:54,355
Hello?
550
00:24:56,139 --> 00:24:57,663
Hey.
551
00:24:59,273 --> 00:25:01,536
Ah.
552
00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,756
Okay, I see you out here, boy.
Nice, man.
553
00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:06,149
You actually, you know,
got a green thumb.
554
00:25:06,149 --> 00:25:07,803
Yeah, man, you think?
555
00:25:07,890 --> 00:25:09,370
I was thinking
about buying a farm, man.
556
00:25:09,457 --> 00:25:11,154
Oh, for real?
557
00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:13,243
You know, like they say.
558
00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:16,420
"Like a good nigga,
safe farm is there."
559
00:25:16,464 --> 00:25:18,684
That's a good idea actually.
560
00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,381
Oh, yeah, uh, you know what?
They found
561
00:25:20,381 --> 00:25:22,383
that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer.
562
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:24,472
-Word?
-Yeah.
563
00:25:24,516 --> 00:25:26,605
Here, right there.
[pops lips]
564
00:25:29,172 --> 00:25:31,392
Man, he thick though. It's
weird for a serial killer...
565
00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:33,350
-ALFRED: Right? [scoffs]
-Yeah.
566
00:25:33,394 --> 00:25:34,700
That's crazy, brah.
567
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:36,266
Yeah.
568
00:25:36,266 --> 00:25:37,616
What you end up doing today?
569
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,487
Aw, man, you know, I don't know,
570
00:25:39,531 --> 00:25:42,098
went to the mall.
571
00:25:42,142 --> 00:25:43,709
Ran into a nigga I had
beef with from high school.
572
00:25:43,796 --> 00:25:45,624
-Mm.
-Yeah, really? What happened?
573
00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:48,627
I think that nigga's
still mad, man.
574
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,193
[scoffs]
575
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,066
Yo, man.
576
00:25:53,153 --> 00:25:55,155
Those are nice sneakers.
577
00:25:55,198 --> 00:25:56,852
-It's about time you noticed.
-Sorry.
578
00:25:56,939 --> 00:25:58,811
Good looking though, yeah.
579
00:25:58,854 --> 00:26:00,943
I had to do
a little something for them.
580
00:26:00,987 --> 00:26:03,859
-It was worth it.
-[phone chimes]
581
00:26:03,859 --> 00:26:06,819
ALFRED: [sighs]
What's this nigga talking about?
582
00:26:06,862 --> 00:26:09,125
SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: It's your
boy Paper Boi on the track.
583
00:26:09,169 --> 00:26:10,736
ALFRED: Hey, you ain't got
to say my name on the track.
584
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,085
DARIUS:
What the hell is that?
585
00:26:12,172 --> 00:26:14,740
Is that you
and Some Guy Named Doug?
586
00:26:14,827 --> 00:26:16,089
ALFRED:
All right, tell me when, nigga.
587
00:26:16,089 --> 00:26:16,872
All right, all right,
yeah, yeah, yeah...
588
00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:19,222
-Yep. Yep.
-Damn.
589
00:26:19,309 --> 00:26:22,835
Okay, yeah. It's trash.
590
00:26:22,878 --> 00:26:24,967
♪ With Paper Boi
and Some Guy Named Doug...♪
591
00:26:25,011 --> 00:26:28,144
Yep.
592
00:26:28,188 --> 00:26:29,972
SOME GUY NAMED DOUG:
♪ I be feeling kind of lonely♪
593
00:26:29,972 --> 00:26:32,845
♪ Sometimes I be crying
on my rollie♪
594
00:26:32,888 --> 00:26:37,371
♪ Sometimes all my fame,
it can make you mad... ♪
595
00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:39,765
How do I catch the rhythm on it?
There's not really a rhythm.
596
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,070
You know what, man?
That's the thing.
597
00:26:41,114 --> 00:26:42,289
I don't, I don't really know.
598
00:26:42,332 --> 00:26:44,291
It's more sound than music.
599
00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:45,814
ALFRED:
Yeah. Yeah, it is, right?
600
00:26:45,901 --> 00:26:48,251
♪
601
00:26:52,995 --> 00:26:55,998
♪ Play this for your grandmama
when you in the whip♪
602
00:26:56,085 --> 00:26:59,219
♪ Come on, Paper Boi,
get on the track♪
603
00:26:59,262 --> 00:27:01,003
♪ All right, chill,
yeah, man, hold up♪
604
00:27:01,047 --> 00:27:03,571
♪ Uh, yo--♪
605
00:27:03,571 --> 00:27:06,226
♪ Paper Boi's
in the studio right now♪
606
00:27:06,313 --> 00:27:07,967
♪ Man, you holding your
finger up, I don't know♪
607
00:27:08,010 --> 00:27:09,229
♪ What the fuck, all right,
yeah, uh-huh, yeah♪
608
00:27:09,272 --> 00:27:11,753
♪ P-A-P-E-R♪
609
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,450
♪ Boi, he right here right now♪
610
00:27:13,494 --> 00:27:15,801
♪ That's my dawg, y'all♪
611
00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,151
♪ Oh, oh, oh, snap♪
612
00:27:18,238 --> 00:27:20,588
♪ You crazy for this
with Some Guy Named Doug♪
613
00:27:20,675 --> 00:27:23,243
-♪ Yep♪
-♪ Okay, that was kind of hard for real♪
614
00:27:23,243 --> 00:27:24,592
-♪ I ain't gonna even l-- hey♪
-♪ Uh-huh♪
615
00:27:24,679 --> 00:27:26,333
♪ Some Guy Named Doug♪
616
00:27:26,376 --> 00:27:29,118
♪ Sometimes I be feeling
kind of lonely♪
617
00:27:29,162 --> 00:27:32,469
♪ Sometimes I be crying
on my rollie♪
618
00:27:32,513 --> 00:27:35,472
♪ Sometimes all my fame,
it can make you mad♪
619
00:27:35,516 --> 00:27:38,693
♪ But all this money,
that'll make you glad♪
620
00:27:38,737 --> 00:27:40,695
♪ I'm an actor now♪
621
00:27:40,739 --> 00:27:43,263
♪ Hey!♪
622
00:27:43,350 --> 00:27:44,743
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623
00:27:44,793 --> 00:27:49,343
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