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Wow, I did it!
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Something is definitely wrong!
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Gold?
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In a few minutes,
it'll be all mine!
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(laughs) Mine!
(pig squealing)
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I'm going put an end to
your meddling for good!
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(switch clicking)
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(explosion booming)
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[Narrator] This is the
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{\an8}[Narrator] This is
the Evergreen Forest.
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Quiet, peaceful, serene.
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That is, until Bert
Raccoon wakes up.
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Yahoo!
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(pedals squeaking)
(Bert whooping)
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(Bert screaming)
(body thudding)
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(pie splatting)
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(Bert laughing)
(Bert crashing)
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[Narrator] Luckily,
he has some good friends
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to help him out.
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(upbeat music)
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Life would be simple in
the forest, except for
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Cyril Sneer.
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(video game beeping)
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And his life would
be simple, except for
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the Raccoons!
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(fireworks exploding)
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(crickets chirping)
(tense music)
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In the darkest hours of an
Evergreen Forest evening,
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Cyril Sneer is dealing in ideas
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darker than the night itself.
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[Cyril] So then!
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We have a deal, Mr. Knox?
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Why certainly, Mr. Sneer.
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Excellent!
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But there are two as yet
undiscussed conditions.
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[Cyril] And they are?
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[Mr. Knox] Payment
by noon on the 13th.
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Heh, no problem.
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The second is I want
it entirely in gold.
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(Cyril coughing in shock)
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Gold?
(Snag whining)
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But I have all kinds of
cash, stocks, works of art!
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No gold, no deal!
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[Cyril] You'll get your gold.
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But I want those ink
and paper deliveries
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to stop, immediately!
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I can see that
deliveries dwindle.
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Good, good!
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[Mr. Knox] But, until
I see all that gold
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by exactly noon on Friday,
I'll do as I please, Mr. Sneer.
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(door closing)
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It's as good as
sealed, Mr. Knox!
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(Cyril laughing)
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By Friday at noon, I'll
own every single company
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that has anything to
do with newspapers!
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Then one paper in these parts
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will be nothing more
than a bad memory!
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(Cyril laughing evilly)
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[Narrator] There's a saying
in the Evergreen Forest
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you get to know almost from
the first day you're there.
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"Where there's smoke,
(explosion booming)
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there's Burt Raccoon."
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It worked! (laughs)
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Ah, this is fantastic!
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Wow!
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Hall of Fame, here I come!
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(Broo barking)
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Broo, this magic
book is gonna give me
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months and months
worth of columns!
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For the Standard!
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[Ralph] Yes, that's
what they assured me.
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We placed that order
over a month ago!
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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Something is definitely wrong.
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And that's the third
delivery in a row
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that's been missed.
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What's going on?
(door creaking)
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Hey, gang!
(Broo barking)
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Have I got something
for you! (laughs)
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Uh...
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What's the matter, guys?
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Things aren't going
very well, Bert.
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Well, maybe my new column
on magic will cheer you up!
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(Broo barking)
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It's going to
take magic, Bert.
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Because if we don't come up
with a miracle by Friday,
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there won't be a column.
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[Melissa] The fact is, Bert,
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the newspaper is
going out of business.
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Wha-
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How's that possible?
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[Melissa] We're
having trouble getting
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paper and ink supplies.
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And without those supplies,
we can't print the Standard.
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If this keeps up,
Friday's edition
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of the Evergreen Standard
will be the last!
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[Bert] What?
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That's impossible!
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There must be
something we can do!
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I think it's time
we took some action!
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Schaeffer, let's go get
those supplies ourselves!
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And while you're gone,
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Sophia and I will
do what we can here.
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(bell ringing)
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Come on, Broo, let's go!
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We've got work to do.
(Broo barking)
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(crows cawing)
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[Cyril] Front and center!
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All of my gold has to
be gathered together for noon, Friday!
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There's a deadline to be met,
and we're going to meet it!
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[Pigs] Yes, sir!
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[Cyril] Synchronize
your watches!
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In three,
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two,
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one!
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(watches beeping)
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Now the next time those Raccoons
yell, "Stop the presses,"
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it'll be for good!
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Because by noon on the
13th, this deceiving daily
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dupes the unwitting
public for the last time!
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But sir, they only
print the facts!
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Facts?
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I'll give you facts!
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The life expectancy
of a loud-mouthed pig
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is shortened every time
it opens its mouth!
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Understand?
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Yes, sir!
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[Cyril] What now?
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Cedric's not going
like this, sir!
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Cedric's not going to know!
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Is he?
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Yes, sir!
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I mean-
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I mean, no, sir!
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Now let's get to work!
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Time is running out!
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[Pigs] Yes, sir!
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(pig squealing)
(gold clattering)
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(comical music)
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(Pig 3 sighing)
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That's tough work!
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I'll say!
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Do you think the boss
will have enough gold?
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I don't know.
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My total seemed a little low.
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If he doesn't, that
newspaper will still be writing
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those slanderous
truths about him!
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Yeah, he really wants
the Evergreen Standard
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out of business!
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[Pig 1] So we're going
to help him out, guys!
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Help him out?
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[Pig 1] Since he needs gold,
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We're going to make him gold!
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Enough gold to put every
newspaper in the world
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out of business!
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Whoopee, gold!
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Yeah!
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How are we gonna do it?
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With the help of this book!
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I got it from the "get
rich quick" section
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from the boss's library!
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It has a chapter on making gold!
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A chapter on making gold!
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Wow!
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That'll really show the
boss what we're made of!
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[Pig 3] It'd show
him our devotion!
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And it might even
earn us a raise!
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It says here that to make
a large amount of gold,
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you need a small amount of gold.
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Gee, where are
we gonna get gold?
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The only person around here
with any gold is the boss.
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(gasps) We can't
take the boss's gold!
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Can we?
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[Bert] Broo, if the newspaper
can't afford supplies,
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we've gotta help them.
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But we're gonna need money.
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Oh, where are we
gonna get money?
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(Broo barking)
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You're right, Broo!
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Doing a magic show is just
not thinking big enough!
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They've come to expect great
things from Bert Raccoon!
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(triumphant music)
(Broo barking)
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Hey, Broo, wait!
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That's exactly the
way to get the money
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for the ink and the paper!
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The magic formula is right here!
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This is it, Broo!
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We'll perform the greatest
trick of all time!
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We'll make gold!
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(menacing music)
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[Pig 2] Six
ounces of snake oil!
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[Pig 1] Check!
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[Pig 2] A dab'll do ya!
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[Pig 1] Check!
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A hair from the
dog that bit ya!
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Check!
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That's it!
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[Pig 1] Okay,
everything is set.
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All we need now,
according to the book,
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is a massive amount
of electricity.
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[Pigs 2 And 3] Oh, goodie!
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Let's do it!
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Ready?
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Three,
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two,
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one,
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zero!
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(electricity zapping)
(Pig 1 screaming)
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Hey, what happened?
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Must be a power failure.
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The lightning outside must've
taken out a few power lines.
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
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Without electricity,
we can't make our gold!
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Wait a minute!
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Lightning's electricity!
(thunder clapping)
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We'll take the gold out there!
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And I think I know
just the place to put it!
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It's so high that the
lightning is sure to strike it!
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Green's Peak!
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(thunder clapping)
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(door creaking)
- Ralph!
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Schaeffer!
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You're back!
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What happened to
the lights, Melissa?
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Oh, it's just a power failure.
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Did you get any supplies?
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No.
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In fact, we couldn't even
get anyone to talk to us.
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Did you have any luck?
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Well, we came
up with something.
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We figured that if we cut
the newspaper in half,
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we could save on ink and paper.
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That's a great idea!
(thunder clapping)
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But we'll still need
supplies, and soon.
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Or tomorrow will be
our last edition.
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Ralph, I just had a thought.
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If we gathered up the old
editions of our newspaper,
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couldn't we recycle them?
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You're right!
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And that would make us less
dependent on paper deliveries.
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[Ralph] It's a step
in the right direction.
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Let's keep thinking.
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We're not gonna give up yet!
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(rain pattering)
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[Bert] I wanna make
sure I got this right.
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"One incantation at the
stroke of midnight."
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What else?
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Peanut butter! (lips smacking)
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Oh, "high mountaintop."
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Hmm, high mountaintop?
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Hey, the highest mountaintop
nearby is Green's Peak!
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(Broo barking)
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You're right, Broo.
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It's time to go!
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This may be the room of plain
old Bert Raccoon tonight.
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But by morning, it'll belong
to the greatest wizard
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and magician since Merlin!
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Because tonight's the
night I, Bert raccoon,
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master of magic, waver of wands,
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the leader of the
pack, really make gold!
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♪ Sometimes when
you're sleeping ♪
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♪ So restless in the night
264
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,551
♪ Listening to your heartbeat
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♪ And no relief in sight
266
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♪ Lying in the darkness
267
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:03,720
♪ Walls are closing in
268
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,663
♪ When all around
seems hopeless ♪
269
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♪ You know you can begin
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00:12:10,196 --> 00:12:15,196
♪ Don't be scared of
what you don't know ♪
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00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:21,068
♪ It's just the way
the wind blows ♪
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00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:27,475
♪ One step to discover the
need is there tonight ♪
273
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:33,488
♪ You're so scared of losing
without an even fight ♪
274
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,257
♪ Sometimes when
you're feeling ♪
275
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:40,686
♪ That your dreams
have slipped away ♪
276
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:45,703
♪ Listen to your heartbeat
and what it has to say ♪
277
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:51,899
♪ Don't be scared of
what you don't know ♪
278
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,882
♪ It's just the way
the wind blows ♪
279
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:02,979
[Pig 1] Let's set
this up and hide!
280
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:04,782
When that lightning hits,
281
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:08,224
it'll turn everything
around here to toast!
282
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,060
And gold! (giggles)
283
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:15,186
And boy, oh boy will the
boss be impressed! (giggles)
284
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:17,434
[Pig 3] Are you
sure the gold is safe?
285
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,699
[Pig 1] Of course it's safe!
286
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:23,698
Only an idiot would be
out on a night like this!
287
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,338
Fortunes hidden in the dark,
288
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,440
behind the thunder's roll,
289
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:35,654
at my command, you'll
spit and spark,
290
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,048
surrendering your gold!
291
00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,824
(thunder clapping)
(Broo whimpering)
292
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,591
Huh?
(thunder clapping)
293
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:45,960
(Bert screaming)
294
00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:48,528
(upbeat music)
295
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:54,072
Huh?
296
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,974
(Bert stammering in shock)
297
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,569
I did it!
298
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,372
I, Bert Raccoon, master
wizard, have created gold!
299
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,251
Gold! (laughs)
300
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:08,806
Gold!
301
00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:09,654
Yahoo!
302
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:13,046
Bert Raccoon's done it again!
303
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,488
This is it, boys!
304
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:21,959
That storm was strong enough
to fill Fort Knox with gold!
305
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:23,401
Now, the boss'll really-
306
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,903
(tense music)
307
00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:29,539
[Pigs 2 And 3] Kill us!
308
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,935
The gold!
309
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:31,796
It's gone!
310
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,245
[Narrator] The Raccoon
Gang toiled all night,
311
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,145
looking for other ways
to save the newspaper.
312
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:45,377
But their valiant effort
was just not enough.
313
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,624
Can this really
be our last edition?
314
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:53,361
Seems like only yesterday
that the first one came out.
315
00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,159
It's hard to
believe it's all over.
316
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:58,331
(door clattering)
(Bert panting)
317
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,530
Hang on, gang!
318
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:03,541
I, Bert Raccoon,
grand master wizard,
319
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:06,105
have saved the Standard!
320
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,165
(upbeat music)
321
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:09,613
What are you
talking about, Bert?
322
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,978
Nothing up my
sleeve. (chuckles)
323
00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:15,448
Presto! (laughs)
324
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,217
The gold that will
save the Standard!
325
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,248
Gold?
326
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,523
Bert, where did you get this?
327
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:24,622
I made it!
328
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,493
Last night, during the storm!
329
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:31,432
With my awesome magical
powers! (chuckles)
330
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,598
Nobody can make gold!
331
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,300
It's impossible!
(Bert chuckling)
332
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:40,172
[Bert] The impossible
is what I specialize in!
333
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,042
And this is the gold
that's gonna buy
334
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,111
all the supplies we need!
335
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,479
It's worth money!
336
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,247
Bert, we have the money.
337
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,046
But the companies won't
sell us the supplies.
338
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:50,879
Huh?
339
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,220
You have the money?
340
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:56,118
Bert, we really
appreciate what you've done,
341
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,661
but you can't buy
what you can't get.
342
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:01,256
The newspaper is
finished, isn't it?
343
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,097
(phone ringing)
344
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:07,929
Hello?
345
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:09,403
The Evergreen Standard.
346
00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:10,901
[Cyril] Well, hello!
347
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,473
Cyril Sneer, here.
348
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:17,582
I'm holding a press conference
at five to 12 today.
349
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,236
It's a big story!
350
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,754
One I'm sure you'll
be interested in.
351
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,547
Well, thank you.
352
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,887
That was Cyril Sneer.
353
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,245
He's holding a very
important press conference
354
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,424
just before noon.
355
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:33,960
(tense music)
356
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,199
[Cyril] Are you ready
for the count, Cedric?
357
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,455
[Cedric] Yes, Pop.
358
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,403
[Cyril] All right,
let's get a move on!
359
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,368
We've only got an hour!
360
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:44,167
[Cedric] What kind of
count are we doing, Pop?
361
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,439
[Cyril] A gold inventory.
362
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:49,068
I wanna make sure it's all here.
363
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,784
Let's go, Cedric!
364
00:16:50,776 --> 00:16:52,306
Time is money!
365
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,781
My money!
366
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,419
[Cedric] Right, Pop.
367
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,445
Oh, what'll we do now?
368
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:04,318
If he finds that the gold
is missing, we're done for!
369
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:07,693
You try to stall him
while we search the forest!
370
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:09,833
It's got to be out
there somewhere!
371
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,103
Let's speed this up!
372
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:15,828
You, start counting!
373
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:16,674
Yes, sir!
374
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:21,412
One,
375
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:22,777
two,
376
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,775
four,
377
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:24,736
five,
378
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:25,913
six-
379
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,951
Uh, you missed "three."
380
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,176
Oh, I did?
381
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,321
(Pig 2 giggling)
382
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,315
I've always had
problems with geometry.
383
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,617
(Pig 2 giggling)
384
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,459
Eight, nine...
385
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,285
(sighs) It's no good.
386
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,931
We've looked everywhere!
387
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:45,097
Our goose is cooked! (whimpers)
388
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,127
Without the gold, the
boss won't be able to
389
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,003
put the newspaper
out of business!
390
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,414
Newspaper?
391
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:56,235
Hey, there is
something we can do!
392
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,283
What's that?
393
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,108
(Pig 1 whispering)
394
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:02,954
But that's-
395
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,678
That's the enemy!
396
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:07,053
It's either that, or...
397
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:07,992
(Pig 1 hissing)
398
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,616
Let's go!
399
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:14,631
(clock ticking)
(typewriter clacking)
400
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,503
(fingers tapping)
401
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,471
[Pig 1] Quick, quick!
402
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,869
Place this in your
newspaper for us!
403
00:18:25,871 --> 00:18:28,041
"Lost: one gold bar.
404
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,940
Reward: handsome."
405
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,636
Gold bar?
406
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,554
Yes, yes!
407
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:36,346
[Melissa] When
did you lose it?
408
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,718
Last night, during the storm!
409
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:43,388
We've got to get it back
as soon as possible!
410
00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:46,758
That's why the reward's so big!
411
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:49,858
It's a matter of life and death!
412
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,032
Ours!
413
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,695
[Bert] But I used
the magic formula!
414
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:59,471
I waved my wand like
this, and poof, zap!
415
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:03,241
I saw it happen right
before my eyes, honest!
416
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,342
I made a small mistake
anyone could have made!
417
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,254
(Bert laughing nervously)
418
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,076
Did they say "reward?"
419
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,950
Uh, reward?
420
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,422
(chuckles nervously)
What reward?
421
00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,661
You said that there
was a big reward!
422
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,057
Ah!
423
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,528
Oh, that reward!
424
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:25,227
Well, we don't
really have a reward.
425
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,100
No reward, no gold!
426
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,470
Look, we'll do anything!
427
00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:31,769
Anything?
428
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,713
[Cyril] Hurry, hurry, Cedric!
429
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,777
We only have five minutes!
430
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:42,776
(clock ticking)
(tense music)
431
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,787
Time is running out!
432
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,292
What's our grand total?
433
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:56,534
Gee, Pop.
434
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,358
I don't know how
to tell you this,
435
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,203
but we seem to be-
(bell ringing)
436
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,500
Right on!
437
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:03,941
(Pigs panting)
(Cyril laughing)
438
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,236
[Cyril] This is it!
439
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,537
In a few minutes,
it'll be all mine!
440
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,866
Mine!
441
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,444
Mine, all mine!
442
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:14,252
(Cyril laughing hysterically)
443
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,581
I thought it would be
nice if you could be here
444
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,893
to share history in the making.
445
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,285
Do you see all this gold?
446
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,117
It's hard to miss, Mr. Sneer.
447
00:20:25,123 --> 00:20:27,663
No, I'll miss it, all right.
448
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,699
But it'll be for a good reason.
449
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,695
Because there's enough
gold here to buy
450
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,597
all the ink and paper factories
451
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,499
this side of the
Evergreen Forest!
452
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:39,040
So you're responsible for
our supplies being cut off!
453
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:42,507
But Pop, that's hardly nice.
454
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:43,977
Nice?
455
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:47,076
This is the nicest thing
that's ever happened to me!
456
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,349
I'm placing the call
(Pigs giggling)
457
00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:50,647
that's going to put an
end to your newspaper
458
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,949
and your meddling for good!
(all gasping)
459
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,921
Pigs, call Mr. Knox!
460
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,691
(phone ringing)
461
00:20:57,689 --> 00:20:58,619
[Pig 1] Hello?
462
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,464
(person on phone chattering)
463
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,859
Uh, really?
464
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,200
(person on phone chattering)
465
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,696
Are you sure?
(clock ticking)
466
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:08,667
(person on phone chattering)
(Pig chuckling nervously)
467
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:09,837
Okay, uh, bye!
468
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,541
Who was that?
469
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:17,338
Uh, well, it was,
uh, Mr. Knox's office.
470
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:20,952
Well, it seems you're
a little too late.
471
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,206
The deal is off.
472
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,184
What?
473
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,281
But I have the gold!
474
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:28,794
Well, you missed
the deadline, sir.
475
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,287
They won't sell.
476
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,159
What?
477
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,816
But it isn't noon yet!
478
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:34,564
He has to sell!
479
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:38,299
They just told me it's,
uh, three minutes past.
480
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,927
[Cyril] Three minutes past?
481
00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,571
How's that possible?
482
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,966
Who set the clock?
483
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:43,998
Who?
484
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:44,942
Speak up!
485
00:21:44,936 --> 00:21:47,366
I'll make an example of them!
486
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,442
I think you forgot
something, Pop.
487
00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:53,312
(Cedric whispering)
488
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,152
Speak up!
489
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,206
What secret policy?
490
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:59,184
Maybe I shouldn't mention
it in front of the employees.
491
00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:03,619
(comical music)
492
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:04,462
Blast them!
493
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:05,286
Tell me!
494
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,585
Well, Pop, you rigged
the clocks years ago
495
00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:11,064
to be five minutes slow
496
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,403
so you can get
more work out them
497
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:15,568
and not have to pay them for it.
498
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:20,167
You must have forgotten.
(all laughing)
499
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,482
(Cyril yelling angrily)
500
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,243
[Narrator] By secretly
putting pressure
501
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:28,784
on the Evergreen Standard
with his unsuccessful
502
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:32,750
takeover scheme, Cyril Sneer
unwittingly made the newspaper
503
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:36,021
a better and more
efficient enterprise.
504
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,691
And the staff of the Standard
505
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,519
even got some unexpected help.
506
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,134
There you go!
507
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:44,026
And, uh, while you're
delivering those papers, guys,
508
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,729
don't forget to pick up the
old issues for recycling!
509
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,003
You and your big ideas!
510
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:50,941
Yeah!
511
00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:53,806
"We can make gold." (scoffs)
512
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,135
"We'll put the newspaper
out of business
513
00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,111
and even get a raise!"
514
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,810
Oh yes, I remember.
515
00:22:59,811 --> 00:23:01,481
"We'll do anything!"
516
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,851
[Pig 1] Shut up,
shut up, shut up!
517
00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:08,651
(Bert laughing)
518
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:08,793
t music)
519
00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:41,122
♪ You can run with us
520
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:45,589
♪ We've got
everything you need ♪
521
00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,190
♪ Run with us
522
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:52,663
♪ We are free
523
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:55,534
♪ Come with us
524
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:59,944
♪ I see passion in your eyes
525
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:04,938
♪ Run with us
526
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:09,977
♪ Oh, run with us
527
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:14,451
♪ We've got
everything you need ♪
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