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Yikes! Whoa!
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They're attacking the
Evergreen Forest!
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Cyril: What in blazes is that?
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Bert: This is Bert Raccoon,
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working undercover
on the Cyril Sneer story.
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The Pig: You're the one
with the secret recipe!
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Nobody will ever wanna see
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my face around here again.
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♪
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or: This is the Evergreen
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or: This is the
Evergreen forest.
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Quiet, peaceful, serene.
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That is, until
Bert Raccoon wakes up.
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Bert Raccoon: Yahoooo!
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♪
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Yeeeehaaaa!
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Yikes!
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Yaaaah...
(bam!)
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(laughs)
(smash!)
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Yeaaaah!
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Narrator: Luckily, he has some
good friends to help him out.
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Broo: (panting)
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♪
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Narrator: Life would be simple
in the forest except for...
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Cyril Sneer!
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(bleep blarp bloop)
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And his life would be simple
except for...
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the Raccoons!!
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♪ (show theme music) ♪
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♪
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♪
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It's another busy
day in the office
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of the Evergreen Forest's
own newspaper,
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the Evergreen Standard,
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where Ralph and Melissa are
admiring their latest issue.
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Bert: Melissa, Ralph, I'm back!
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Melissa: Look Bert,
Ralph gave you a byline
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for your story
on the Flower Show.
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Ralph: It's very good, Bert.
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Bert: Well, when
you ask for the best,
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you get the best, naturally!
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And that was a good story,
yeah, for page 6,
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but I got a front page
story for you this time!
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Melissa: Well, we both
really liked this story.
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Bert: Believe me,
if you liked me for that one,
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you're going to love me
for this one!
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It's incredible!
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Ralph: All we did was send
you for the weather report.
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Bert: And I got it!
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News, big news!
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(upbeat humming)
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Tornado hits Evergreen Forest.
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Hundreds homeless, missing!
By Bert Raccoon.
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Are you getting this down?
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Ralph: (shocked)
Tornadoes?! Where?
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I didn't even
notice any wind?
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Melissa: Who's missing?
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Bert: (dictating) Friends of
Cedric Sneer mourn today...
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Ralph: Mourn?!
What happened to Cedric?
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Bert: (dictates)
Cedric last seen waving
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from the funnel shaped cloud...
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Ralph: Cedric! Missing?!
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In a tornado?!
Melissa: Oh no!!
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That's terrible, Bert!
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Bert: Oh, I know,
I know that's what I said.
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Stop the presses!!
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♪
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Bert's story sent Ralph and
Melissa into a state of shock.
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Ralph found himself unable
to think of anything,
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except Cedric's disappearance.
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Ralph: Poor Cedric.
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Bert: Yeah, maybe we can use
these pictures with the story.
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Ralph: I can't
believe he's gone.
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I keep thinking he'll
walk through that door.
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Melissa: (upset) Bert!
Bert: Hey!
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My pictures, Melissa!
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Melissa: There's someone
here to see you, Bert!
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Cedric: Hi Bert! Ralph.
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Ralph: Cedric!!
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Cedric: Bert told me you wanted
the temperature reading,
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so I got it, in both
Centigrade and Fahrenheit.
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Ralph: You're alive!
H-how did you survive?
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Cedric: Me?!
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Ralph: Bert said you were
swept up by a tornado!
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He-he even has pictures.
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Cedric: Tornado?! Oh...
that's me at my cookout.
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I guess I put too
much wood on the fire.
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Ralph: You mean...
you made all this up?!
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The tornado, the
hundreds homeless?!
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Bert: Well, you said
you wanted a weather story.
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♪
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Ralph: We want
true stories, Bert!
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And you've got
to report the truth,
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or we can't let you write
for the Evergreen Standard!
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Bert: But I gave you the best
story I could think of, Ralph.
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You know me, I aim to please!
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Bert Raccoon, ace reporter!
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Ralph: That could be
aced reporter!
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Now, go out and get
me a weather report.
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Melissa: And don't you ever
scare us like that again!
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♪
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Tommy: Come on, Broo!
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Narrator: Meanwhile, in a
different part
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of the Evergreen Forest...
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Tommy: Come on, Broo.
Come on, boy, you like it.
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Broo, where are you, boy?
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Dan: Okay kids,
the bath's ready.
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Julie: Come on, Broo!
Baths are fun!
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There's nothing to be scared of.
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Easy, boy.
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(splash!)
(kids giggling)
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All: (laughing)
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Tommy: Maybe he wants his toys.
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Julie: Well, where's
his rubber duck?
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Tommy: I saw him playing with it
at the old Beaver pond.
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Julie: Stop it, Broo! (laughs)
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Schaeffer, go find it!
Schaeffer: Woof!
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Bert: The Evergreen forest was
savaged by storms this morning.
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Freak lightning lashed...
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Cedric: But Bert,
it's a beautiful day.
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Bert: Come on,
that's not news, Cedric!
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News has got to be exciting!
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Oh, I wish something
big would happen.
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I wish a space ship would
come down from Mars!
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Or some other Galaxy,
with big ray guns blazing.
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Aaaah!
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(shooting sound)
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Uaaaah! They're attacking
the Evergreen Forest!
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(shooting sound)
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♪
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(bam!)
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Yahoooo!
(laughs)
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Ah!...Ehm!
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(blows!)
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Now, that's news.
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Schaeffer:
The rubber duck.
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Have you seen the rubber duck?
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Cedric: Schaeffer?!
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Schaeffer: I thought,
it was with the moose.
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Bert: Um... What moose?
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Schaeffer: The one that goes
squawk when you bite it.
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Bert: Oh, there's something
wrong with Schaeffer?
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Cedric: Um, did you lose
something, Schaeffer?
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Bert: Be careful, Cedric,
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he's foaming at the mouth,
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and you know
what that means.
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Mad dog!!
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Cedric: (gasps)
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Schaeffer?!
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Schaeffer: He loses everything.
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He lost his tugboat too,
and his...
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Bert: See? He's babbling
like a maniac!
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(frothing sound)
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We can't handle
this ourselves.
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We have to get help.
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But Ralph, you
gotta believe me!
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Asceptic! You saw it, didn't
you, didn't you, Cedric?
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Cedric: (giggles)
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Melissa: But Schaeffer is
the most stable, normal...
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Schaeffer: Hi, guys!
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Bert: (gasps)
Back Schaeffer, back, back!
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Schaeffer: Um, I want
to place a notice
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in the Lost and Found
about Broo's duck.
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We can't get him to take
a bath without that Ducky.
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Ralph: Is this
your Mad Dog, Bert?
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Bert: But, but...
he was frothing at the mouth.
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There were bubbles
everywhere and,
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he said he was going
to bite a moose!
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♪
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Ralph: Look Bert,
maybe you're not cut out
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to be a newspaper man.
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Bert: Give me one
more chance, Ralph.
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I know there's a big
story out there.
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Ralph: Okay, as long
as it's a true story.
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Bert: I got it, Ralph. True!
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Ralph: Bert, wait a minute,
you forgot the...
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(sighs)
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Never mind.
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♪
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Bert: Okay, I promised
Ralph a story.
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Now I've got to find one.
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Ugh.. yikes!
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Uaaaah!
(tires squealing)
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Hey, what's your hurry?
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Cyril Sneer's mansion.
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I should have known.
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Hey, this could
be my big chance!
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(howling sounds)
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There's something
strange going on here,
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and I'm going to
get it all on film.
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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪
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(camera clicking)
♪
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♪
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(camera clicking)
♪
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♪
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(camera clicking)
♪
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Boy, oh boy! Wait'll
Ralph sees these!
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(typewriter clacking)
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Ralph, this is it!
I'm onto something big!
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Headline: 'Organized crime
strikes Evergreen Forest'.
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This time I got proof!
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I got the pictures right here.
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Ralph: I don't think so, Bert,
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because you left
the film right here.
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Bert: Uh-oh-ooh.
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But there is something
going on out there, honest!
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I can show you!
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Ralph: Bert, just because
you make up a story...
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Bert: This is the biggest thing
to hit the Evergreen Forest.
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Come on, think like a reporter!
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Ralph: One more chance,
Bert, that's all.
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(crickets chirping)
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No limousines,
no gangsters, no story.
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Can we go home now?
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(tires squealing)
Bert: (gasps)
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♪ (dramatic music) ♪
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What did I tell ya'?
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See? See? I bet that guy
has a submachine gun!
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♪
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Ralph: That's a
violin case, Bert.
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Bert: But they always put
machine guns in violin cases!
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Everyone knows that.
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The Pig: He's ready, boys.
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Time for the big sleep.
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Bert: You see,
I told you, Ralph,
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The big sleep, that's gangster
slang for game over.
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The old concrete pipe
and slippers...
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You know?
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Curtains!
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(slam)
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♪
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Narrator: Ralph and Bert
wasted no time in finding out
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what was really going on in
Cyril Sneer's mansion
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that night.
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The Bear: Your hot
chocolates, Sir!
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Cyril: I've had
my hot chocolate!
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I've had my hot bath
and I still can't sleep!
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I haven't slept for a week.
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Well, make yourselves useful.
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Play a little bedtime music.
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♪ (bad violin playing) ♪
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Bedtime, you fools,
not bad time!!
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A lullaby. Play a lullaby!
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The Pig 1: ♪ Cyril Sneer,
close your eyes ♪
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The Pig 2: ♪ May your
bacon cast rise. ♪
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The Pig 3: ♪ While your
cash registers ♪
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The Pigs: ♪ Bring
you sweet lullabies ♪
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♪ Cyril Sneer... ♪
Ralph: He has insomnia.
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He can't get to sleep.
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So what's the big deal
about that?
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Bert: Ralph, wait a minute. Maybe...
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Ralph: Bert, when are
you going to learn?
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You can't let your imagination
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run away with you all the time!
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Bert: But this could be an act.
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They may suspect we're here.
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Ralph: Do you believe
that? Come on, Bert!
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Bert: Ralph, wait!
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Ralph: I'll be at home, when you
get tired of imagining things.
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The Pig: Good night, Cyril!
Cyril: (gentle snoring)
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(gentle snoring)
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Bert: (sighs)
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Maybe Ralph was right.
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Maybe I am just
imagining things.
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Whoa-aaaaah!
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Cyril: What was that?
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The Pig: A lullaby
by Brahms, Sir.
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Cyril: I mean out there!
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In the woods, that noise!
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The Pigs: You mean the
breeze in the trees, Sir?
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Cyril: No, you twit!
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I mean the twigs snapping,
the loons looning.
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No wonder I can't get to sleep!
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(gentle hooting)
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And now owls. I've had it!
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Bert: Shhh!
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Cyril: Call the cement trucks!
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This forest is too noisy!
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Shut up, Snag!
Bert: Uaaaah!
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(crunch)
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Cyril: I'm going to
cover it in concrete!
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(laughs)
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That'll make it quiet!
The Pig: But, Sir...
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Cyril: Do I have to mix the
cement myself? Hop to it!
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The Pig: Yes, Sir!
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Cyril: I'll have the quiet
you can only get
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in an empty parking lot at dawn!
(laughs)
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Bert: Asphalt,
Ralph, concrete!
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The whole forest
will be paved over!
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Ralph: Is this another
one of your stories, Bert?
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Bert: You gotta
believe me, Ralph,
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we'll have nothing
to do but park cars.
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Ralph: (chuckles)
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You're a real kidder, Bert,
with a great imagination.
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Bert: Ralph, I'm serious.
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Schaeffer: You can
cancel the notice.
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We found the rubber ducky.
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Ralph: Thanks, 'Mad Dog.'
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(giggles)
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Bert: You don't believe me,
do you Ralph?
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Ralph: Look, Bert...
Bert: I can prove it!
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I'll bring back proof!
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Real proof!
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The Pig: I don't care
how many trucks it takes!
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100, 200...
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I want that cement here
tomorrow. Do you read me?
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(slam)
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You just can't get
good help these days.
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Where's that sleepy time chef?
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He should be here by now.
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♪
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Bert: (gentle blowing)
Testing, testing.
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Ehm! This is Bert Raccoon,
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Ace reporter, working undercover
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00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,729
on the Cyril Sneer story.
I approa...
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The Pig: We've been
waiting for you!
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Bert: You have?!
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The Pig: The agency said
you'd be here yesterday.
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Bert: They did?!
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The Pig: The sleepy
time chef is here.
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Bert: The who?!
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00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:07,205
The Pig 2: So, you're the
one with the secret recipe.
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The Pig 3: Your famous recipe,
that guarantees sleep.
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He's going to make zoop.
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The Pig 1: (giggles)
Aaaah, oui, zoop!
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The Pig 3: Voila!
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00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,461
The Pig 2: This better work!
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00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,629
The boss is depending on you!
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Bert: (with French accent)
Ah, but of course,
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nothing but ze best
for ze boss, hein?
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♪ Here I go again, ♪
332
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,947
♪ Falling out of line ♪
333
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,875
♪ Falling in with someone new ♪
334
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,892
♪ Here I go again, ♪
335
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,915
♪ Getting out of line ♪
336
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,990
♪ Forgetting there's
so much to lose ♪
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00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,790
♪ But I'm holding out for you ♪
338
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,732
♪ Hoping that it's true ♪
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00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,128
♪ I don't want somebody new ♪
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00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:01,770
♪ Struggling in the dark ♪
341
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,767
♪ Lost when we're apart ♪
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00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:07,009
♪ No one makes me feel
like you do ♪
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00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,606
♪ Here I go again, ♪
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00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,678
♪ Falling for a line ♪
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♪ No one but myself to blame ♪
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00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,621
♪ Everywhere I turn, ♪
347
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,616
♪ Searching for a sign ♪
348
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:23,188
♪ Fall victim to the
same old game ♪
349
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,588
♪ But I'm holding out for you ♪
350
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,461
♪ Hoping that it's true ♪
351
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:29,799
♪ I don't want somebody new ♪
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00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,925
♪ Don't want nobody new ♪
353
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,501
♪ Struggling in the dark ♪
354
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,369
♪ Lost when we're apart ♪
355
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:38,997
♪ No one makes me
feel like you do ♪
356
00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:43,144
♪ Ooh ♪
357
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:48,152
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
358
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,977
♪ Ooh, ♪
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00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,453
♪ ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
360
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:58,392
♪
361
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The Pig: Stay out!
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(slam!)
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00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,526
Narrator: Poor Bert
still needed proof.
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00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,798
He had to show Ralph and Melissa
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00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,867
that he was on to a
very real story indeed.
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00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,866
A story with dire consequences.
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00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,641
♪ (mysterious music) ♪
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00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,180
That evening, Bert had
a brand new idea.
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00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,307
(rustling)
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00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:21,882
Cyril: Where are those
cement trucks??
371
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,080
That noise from that
forest is deafening!!!
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00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,993
The Pig: Don't worry, Sir.
The trucks will be here
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00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,545
first thing in the morning.
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00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,023
Cyril: I want to sleep now!!!
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00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,421
Morning is eight
sleepless hours away.
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00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,533
The Pig 2: Calm down, Sir.
Cyril: Calm down?!
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00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:35,995
I get vicious
when I can't sleep!
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00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,755
I'm not my usual lovable self.
379
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,034
(knock-knock)
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00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,996
The Pig 2: We have a
surprise for you, Sir,
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00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,442
someone, to help you nod off.
382
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,411
Cyril: What in blazes is that?
383
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:57,253
She's Auntie Bertha,
the story lady
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00:16:57,249 --> 00:17:00,019
from the Tree Top Tuck-in
service, Sir.
385
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,390
The Pig 1: She's the one who's
going to put you to sleep!
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00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,130
Guaranteed!
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00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:11,063
Bert: (giggles) Well,
of course, my little dears.
388
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,972
Cyril: Hmmm..?
389
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,267
Haven't I seen you
somewhere before?!
390
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:20,069
Bert: You may have
seen me on TV.
391
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,883
Every afternoon.
And at nighttime.
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00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:28,406
Cyril: Perhaps. Well,
story lady, do your stuff.
393
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:30,224
Bert: First, we tuck you in.
394
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:33,049
Now.. did you brush your teeth
395
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,152
like a good little boy?
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00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,764
Cyril: Grrrrrr...
Bert: Hi-hi! Well!
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00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,316
Moving right along,
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00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,634
The Pig: Doesn't he
get a good night kiss?
399
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:45,397
Bert: (laughs) Usually
we start with the story.
400
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,067
The Pig 2:
What about a bed time hug?
401
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,496
Bert: No!!
The Pig 2: No? (laughs)
402
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,341
Bert: Once upon a time,
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00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,566
there were Three Little Pigs.
404
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,342
Cyril: Pigs?!
Who cares about pigs?
405
00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,845
The Pigs: No one, Sir.
Cyril: I want a real story.
406
00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,575
Give me King Midas!
407
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,520
I want to hear about
Midas and his
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00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:06,115
wonderful golden touch.
409
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:09,588
Bert: Once upon a
time there was a King
410
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,988
who had a golden touch.
411
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,530
Cyril: Oh, I like that!
412
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,325
My kind of man.
413
00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:19,057
Bert: Everything he touched,
he turned to gold.
414
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,839
Cyril: Good! Good!!
415
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,595
Bert: His cities were gold.
416
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,343
His streets were gold.
417
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:29,678
Cyril: Marvelous! Marvelous!!
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00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,135
Bert: In fact,
his whole kingdom
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00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,954
was paved with gold.
420
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:40,388
He even paved
the forest with gold.
421
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:41,845
What do you think of that?
422
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,194
The Pig: Ohh, that's nothing!!
423
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,559
(giggles) We're going
to do that tomorrow,
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00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:49,328
with cement!
Cyril: What?! (coughs)
425
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,798
Bert: Sh-sh! Calm down now.
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00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,797
You won't get to sleep
that way, Mr Sneer,
427
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:59,510
what you need is a
nice, relaxing massage.
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00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,735
(giggles) Those
silly little pigs.
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00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:06,151
Why would anyone want
to pave the forest?
430
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,145
Cyril: Feels good!
431
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,353
Hey.... (mumbles)
432
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,079
Bert: (gently)
What's that Mr. Sneer?
433
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,224
Mr. Sneer...
434
00:19:14,219 --> 00:19:16,989
Speak up!!!! Mr Sneer!
435
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,859
The Pig 3: That's a strange
massage technique.
436
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:23,898
The Pig 2: Well, I'd say
she's pretty strange, period!
437
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,526
The Pig 3: In fact...
438
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,831
yikes.. she's a he!!!
439
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,703
(giggles)
In the boss's bedroom.
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00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:31,942
Snag: Grrrr!
441
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,337
Bert: No wait, I'm the story
lady, remember? (giggles)
442
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,410
Once upon a time,
there were three musketeers...
443
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,375
(bam-slam!)
444
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:44,451
♪ (gentle music) ♪
445
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,419
I'm a rotten reporter.
446
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,019
I can't do anything right.
447
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,889
(from recorder)
...in fact his whole Kingdom...
448
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,391
There's nothing on this tape
but tall tales.
449
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,404
Ralph and Melissa were right.
450
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,730
I guess, I'm just not
cut out to be a reporter.
451
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:03,873
Maybe if I tried to explain?
452
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,771
Dear Ralph and Melissa,
453
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,113
I know you won't believe me,
454
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,805
and I don't blame you,
I guess...
455
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,619
nobody will ever want
to see my face
456
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,215
around here again.
457
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,987
The Pig: That's him!
Bert: What do you want?
458
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:22,987
The Pig: You!!!
459
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:28,158
♪
460
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:31,800
(cement trucks idling)
461
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:32,927
Cyril: What?
462
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,131
Are you trying to tell me
it cost this much
463
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,943
to pave a crummy forest?
464
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,765
This is highway robbery!!
465
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,770
The Dog: Hey look mac, you
ordered it, you pay for it.
466
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:43,113
I haven't got all day.
467
00:20:43,108 --> 00:20:44,508
Cyril: Where are those pigs?
468
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:46,409
Where is my story lady?
469
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,951
(honking)
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00:20:47,946 --> 00:20:50,246
The Pigs: She's here,
Sir, she's here.
471
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,019
The Pig: We got the story lady!
472
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,847
I don't need you now! Get lost!
473
00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,863
Ah, my old little sad lady.
474
00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:00,126
Where are those magic fingers?
475
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,961
What?!
(coughing)
476
00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,063
What the devil?
477
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,134
You're not Auntie Bertha!
You're a raccoon!
478
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:11,304
What kind of weirdo
are you anyway?
479
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,143
The Pig: Well, Sir...
The Pig 2: (giggles)
480
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,938
It's like this, Sir.
He's a.. um...
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00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,211
The Pigs: She...
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00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,539
Cyril: You bumbling idiots,
483
00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:21,513
do you think I'm going
to be massaged by this?
484
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:22,613
(honk-honk)
485
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,324
Over my dead body!
486
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,716
Now I've got to pave the forest,
487
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:30,018
and it's going to
cost me a fortune. Oh!!
488
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:34,232
Bert: Um, a minute, maybe
we can work something out.
489
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:37,456
Cyril: What?! With you? Never!
490
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,402
The Pig: Oh, Sir,
maybe he has an idea.
491
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,899
(honk-honk)
492
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,870
The Dog: Look mac,
I got other deliveries.
493
00:21:44,870 --> 00:21:46,410
Where's your checkbook?
494
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,865
Cyril: Um... what
do you have in mind?
495
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:52,814
Bert: Oh, uh... just a
little business proposition.
496
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,319
Cyril: No tricks!
Bert: No tricks.
497
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,015
Cyril: Okay, start talking.
498
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:00,487
And this had better be good!
499
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,094
♪
500
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:05,358
Ralph: This is a
wonderful story, Bert.
501
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,227
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
502
00:22:07,225 --> 00:22:09,925
Melissa: And your new
'Auntie Bertha' column
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00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:12,698
has already gotten us
new subscribers.
504
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,228
Bert: Aaah-ha!
505
00:22:14,232 --> 00:22:17,442
Nothing to it. You know me,
506
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:21,536
Bert Raccoon, ace reporter!
(laughs)
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What's my next assignment?
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00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,044
Melissa: Oh Bert!
509
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,913
Narrator: And so it was
that Bert Raccoon
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00:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,782
saved the Evergreen Forest
511
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,120
and finally came to understand
what it meant
512
00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:33,086
to be a real reporter.
513
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,415
Cyril: Ah-aaaah!
514
00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,291
Oh-oooh!
515
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,890
A little higher boys,
516
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:44,759
and a little closer to the old
gluteus maximus.
517
00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,633
And don't forget the pecs.
518
00:22:48,867 --> 00:22:50,437
Don't stop, you twits!!
519
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:51,865
Why are you stopping?
520
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,810
The Pig: We have to stop,
till we get lesson two.
521
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,106
Cyril: Lesson two?!
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00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,078
The Pig: Yes Sir, it says,
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00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:01,206
'to be continued next week,'
Sir.
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00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:02,183
Cyril: Aaaagr!
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00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:05,220
The Pig: ♪ Cyril Sneer
close your eyes ♪
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00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,447
The Pigs:
♪ May your bacon strips rise ♪
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00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:09,087
me music) ♪
528
00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:31,611
♪ Ooooooh ♪
529
00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:39,820
♪ You can run with us ♪
530
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:44,418
♪ We've got
everything you need ♪
531
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,063
♪ Run with us ♪
532
00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:50,498
♪ We are free ♪
533
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:54,225
♪ Come with us ♪
534
00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:59,172
♪ I see passion in your eyes ♪
535
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,511
♪ Run with us ♪
536
00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:08,906
♪ Oh-oh-oooh, run with us ♪
537
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:13,424
♪ We've got everything
you need ♪
538
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:15,148
♪
539
00:24:15,198 --> 00:24:19,748
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