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♪ Here's the story
of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up
three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of
gold, like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch,
the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Thanks for taking
me to get Spunker.
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That's okay, Bobby.
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BOBBY: He cost two dollars,
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but he's worth it.
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That's a pretty expensive frog.
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Yeah, but he's a
guaranteed jumper.
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For two bucks, you
ought to get a pole-vaulter.
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What's two bucks
if he wins a contest?
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First prize is $25.
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Hey, you'll be loaded.
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Yeah, Greg...
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you're going to
drive me and Spunker
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to the frog-jumping contest
next Saturday, aren't you?
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Sure, I wouldn't miss it.
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But if you win that $25
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you and Spunker pay for the gas.
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( Spunker crickets)
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Mom, Dad, look!
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Look what I got for the
frog-jumping contest! Hmm?
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He cost two dollars, and
I named him Spunker.
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MIKE: Say, now, he
looks like a champ to me.
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Yeah, and very
handsome... for a frog.
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I wouldn't have
been able to get him
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if it wasn't for Greg.
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He drove me down
to the pet store.
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That's okay, Bob.
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And boy, is Greg
ever a great driver.
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We just missed
getting into an accident.
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What happened?
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Uh, nothing really.
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What do you mean nothing?
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Greg was great.
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You see, there was
this great big truck
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in front of us and Greg
slammed on the brakes
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and we skidded right
in between the big truck
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and the freeway fence.
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He cut you off, Greg?
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No, sir.
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Were you driving too fast?
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No.
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Well, you must have been
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if you couldn't stop in time.
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Honest, Dad, he
wasn't driving too fast.
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He just bought a
new record album.
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He was looking
at the back cover.
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While you were driving?!
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Bobby, I only glanced at it.
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On the freeway?!
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Dad, nothing happened.
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I didn't even scratch the car.
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Greg, weren't we talking
to you just last week
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about paying attention
while you drive?
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I think you'd better
spend a little time
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thinking about
your driving habits
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while you don't use
the car for a week.
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A week?! Dad, that's not fair.
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Well, it's a lot fairer than
not using it for two weeks.
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But Dad, it wasn't that...
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You want to try for three?
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Come on, Spunker, just jump.
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Great big jump.
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Just... a little. Little jump.
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Hi. Where'd you get the frog?
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Burke's Pond?
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No, bought him at the pet store.
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The pet store?
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There's hundreds of
those at Burke's Pond.
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But this is a special frog.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi... Well, thanks for
opening your big mouth.
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Now I get to ride my bike
instead of drive the car.
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What happened?
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I'm grounded for a whole
week because of him.
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I was just telling Mom and
Dad what a great driver you are.
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How old are you?
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Eleven.
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That's amazing. What is?
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How anyone could get so
stupid in such a short time.
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He won't think I'm so
stupid when Spunker wins.
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Wins what?
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The pet store's having
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a big frog jumping contest.
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You mean like the one
we saw in the newspaper,
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at Calaveras County?
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Yeah. First prize is $25.
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$25? Wow.
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Can anybody enter the contest?
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No, it's just for frogs.
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Very funny.
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Where you going?
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Down to Burke's
Pond to get a frog.
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I'm getting in that contest.
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You'll just get a plain
old frog down there,
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not a thoroughbred like Spunker.
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Right, Spunker?
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( frog croaking)
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Scott... No, I struck out.
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I had to ride my bike all the
way down to the music store,
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and they're sold out... I
think every store is sold out.
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I think the only way to get
tickets to that rock concert now
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is to drive all the way
down to the stadium.
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Me? No, I can't.
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I can't use the car.
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Can't you get them?
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Well, I promised Rachel
I'd take her to the concert,
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and I got to get tickets.
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( sighs)
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Well, hey, maybe Howie
Marshall could use his car, huh?
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Right, I'll find out. Good-bye.
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( frog croaking)
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Is that Bobby's frog?
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No, he's mine.
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I got him at Burke's Pond.
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What's his name?
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So far I'm just
calling him "Frog."
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That's a dumb name.
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Well, it's better than
calling him "Dog."
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Why don't you
call him "Croaker."
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Croaker... yeah, Old
Croaker, good idea.
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How do you like your
new name, Old Croaker?
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( frog croaks)
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He likes it.
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I got to get some
leaves for his house.
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Here, hold him.
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Oh, no, not me.
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Me, either!
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He's all slimy.
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Girls.
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That'll hold you for a minute.
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Hey, Peter? Yeah?
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Did you see that?
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See what?
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Never mind.
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( croaking) ( shrieking)
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( nervously laughing): Oh...
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Hello, Greg.
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Hi, Dad.
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Did you finish your plans?
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Yeah, yeah, I did, finally.
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Good. Could I see them?
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What, the plans?
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Sure, if you don't mind.
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Thanks.
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Terrific.
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These are probably
the best plans
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you've ever done, huh?
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Thank you.
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By the way, Dad... No.
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Please, just this one exception.
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There's no way I can get tickets
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without driving the car.
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Greg, when I said you
were grounded, I meant it.
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But the tickets will all be
gone in a couple hours.
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Dad, I'll drive straight there
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and I'll come straight
right back home.
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You cannot drive the
car for one week, period.
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George, hi. Greg Brady.
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Yeah, hey, I haven't
talked to you in a long time.
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Listen, pal, you're my
last chance to get tickets
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to a rock concert
Saturday night.
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If you're not doing anything
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how about coming
over and picking me up
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and we'll go down and get them.
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Oh, no, I didn't
know you were sick.
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Uh, no, I can't use our
car for about a week.
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Um... Oh, that's an idea, yeah.
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( Bobby buzzing)
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Come on, Spunker.
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Come on, boy, jump!
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Jump for it.
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Okay, honey, I'll pick
you up at the library
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as soon as I finish
my marketing, okay?
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Well, just take your time, Mom.
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I've got plenty
of reading to do.
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( Bobby buzzing)
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Come on, jump for it, boy.
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Come on, Spunker, go get it.
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Bobby, what are you doing?
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I'm trying to make
Spunker jump at this fly.
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That's silly.
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Oh, yeah?
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Bobby!
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See, it made you jump.
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Oh, that's not a
real fly, Marcia.
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It's just a piece
of knotted thread.
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Spunker's smarter than you are.
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You jumped and he didn't.
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Brothers.
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Come on, jump, boy.
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Hi, Carol.
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Oh, hi, Jenny.
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Looks like you're
going to feed an army.
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Yeah, well, with six
kids I've got an army.
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Well, if you need a lift home
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I'll be happy to drop you off.
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Oh, no, thanks, I've got my car.
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Well, that's funny.
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What's funny?
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I thought yours was
still at the mechanic's.
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The mechanic's?
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What on earth
made you think that?
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Well, when Greg came
over to borrow George's car
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I just assumed something
was wrong with yours.
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Greg borrowed George's car?
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To go out to the stadium
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and pick up tickets
to some rock concert.
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Jenny said he
borrowed George's car.
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Now, if he didn't,
why would she say it?
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Oh, honey, I just can't believe
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that Greg would
deliberately disobey us.
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Dad.
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Jan said you wanted to see me.
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Yes, I do.
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Greg, did you get tickets
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for the rock concert?
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Yes.
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Did you drive George's
car to the stadium?
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I met Mrs. Thompson
at the market.
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She mentioned it.
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Yeah, I drove George's car.
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After you'd been
told not to drive.
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You didn't tell me not to drive.
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Yes, I did.
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You said not to use our car.
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Greg, we told you not to drive.
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Our car.
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You didn't say I
couldn't drive any car.
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Yes, but you knew what we meant.
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You were grounded, right?
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Dad, you said not to
use our car for a week
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and I haven't used it.
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Aw, Greg, come on.
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That's walking
a pretty fine line.
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Are you trying to say
you didn't understand
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what we meant, no driving?
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I just know what you told me
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and that was not
to drive our car.
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Okay, Greg, okay, but let's
make no mistake about this:
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Except for school, you
are not to leave this house
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for the next ten days.
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Ten days?!
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I'll miss the rock concert.
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You can't mean that!
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Oh, yes I can and I do.
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And I don't want to hear
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another word about it.
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Aw!
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46, 47... Keep it up, honey.
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50 of those a day
264
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,998
is supposed to keep
you very healthy.
265
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,346
50... oh, I think
staying healthy
266
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:51,702
is going to kill me.
267
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,137
( knock at door)
268
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,372
Yes?
269
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,440
It's Greg.
270
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,557
Come in.
271
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,328
Mom, Dad...
272
00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:04,732
You always said
you'd listen to me
273
00:13:04,801 --> 00:13:06,267
if I had something to say.
274
00:13:06,335 --> 00:13:07,702
That's right.
275
00:13:07,771 --> 00:13:09,586
Got something to say.
276
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,416
I think it's unfair for
you to ground me
277
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,723
when I didn't disobey you.
278
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,576
Oh, Greg, haven't we
been through all that?
279
00:13:15,644 --> 00:13:17,707
Mom, you said you'd
listen to what I had to say.
280
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,815
Right, go ahead.
281
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,434
If you had said not
to drive for a week
282
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,452
that would have meant any car.
283
00:13:25,521 --> 00:13:27,155
You knew that's what we meant.
284
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,106
That's not what you said.
285
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,409
You said not to drive our car.
286
00:13:32,528 --> 00:13:33,723
Are you telling us that would
287
00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:35,012
have made any difference?
288
00:13:35,081 --> 00:13:37,161
It would have made
it perfectly clear, yes.
289
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,316
In other words
290
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,344
the misunderstanding
was our fault.
291
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,952
No, it wasn't your fault.
292
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:44,655
It's just that I wish
you could have used
293
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,823
more exact words.
294
00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,436
That's what you would like
295
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,037
from now on... exact words?
296
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,462
Sure, then there's no
communication gap.
297
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,909
Are you prepared to
live by the same rules?
298
00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,132
Absolutely.
299
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,519
All right.
300
00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,988
Your mother and I believe
301
00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:02,389
that you knew precisely
what we meant...
302
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:09,980
but if you want to live
by exact words, okay.
303
00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,060
Then I'm not grounded
for the next ten days?
304
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,252
No... well, you still
have four days to go
305
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:15,670
on that freeway incident.
306
00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,371
Okay.
307
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,273
Then I won't miss the concert.
308
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,043
Good night.
309
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,522
BOTH: Good night.
310
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:24,745
( door closes)
311
00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:26,247
I'm not sure we should have
312
00:14:26,316 --> 00:14:27,815
let him get away with that.
313
00:14:27,884 --> 00:14:29,295
Well, honey, I don't think
314
00:14:29,319 --> 00:14:31,763
we're letting him get
away with anything
315
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,355
because exact words
are pretty hard to live by.
316
00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:41,679
( bugle blowing
horse racing fanfare)
317
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,699
Okay, Old Croaker, this is
just a warm-up for the big event.
318
00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:46,445
Show them you're the best frog.
319
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,402
Come on, Old
Croaker, you can do it!
320
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,838
Remember, Spunker,
you're a thoroughbred.
321
00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:52,256
You can take him easy.
322
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,485
Are you ready, Bobby?
323
00:14:53,509 --> 00:14:54,575
Yeah, I'm ready.
324
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,621
Okay, the first one
to jump off the tarp
325
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,823
is the winner, okay? Okay.
326
00:14:57,847 --> 00:15:02,449
On your mark... get set... Go!
327
00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:05,219
( all shouting)
328
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:06,353
Come on, Old Croaker!
329
00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:08,822
Come on, Old Croaker!
330
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,754
Catch him, Spunker!
Catch him, catch him!
331
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,061
Spunker, move!
332
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:16,064
( all shouting)
333
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,481
Come on, Old Croaker!
334
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,966
Come on, Old Croaker!
335
00:15:20,937 --> 00:15:22,937
Spunker...
336
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:25,173
Come on, Croaker!
337
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,908
Just a little more, come on!
338
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:30,011
( all shouting)
339
00:15:33,616 --> 00:15:34,826
Yay!
340
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,017
Attaboy, Old Croaker.
341
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,605
Come on, let's go
give him a treat. Yeah.
342
00:15:39,589 --> 00:15:41,622
Spunker...
343
00:15:42,325 --> 00:15:45,526
Spunker... what's the matter?
344
00:15:45,595 --> 00:15:47,728
You okay, Spunker?
345
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,830
Spunker?
346
00:15:49,899 --> 00:15:51,199
He looks sick.
347
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:53,867
Maybe he ate a
bad fly or something.
348
00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:55,181
What if he doesn't feel
349
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,415
like jumping tomorrow?
350
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,084
Here, why don't you hold him?
351
00:15:58,108 --> 00:15:59,873
( screams)
352
00:15:59,942 --> 00:16:01,542
Spunker?
353
00:16:01,611 --> 00:16:02,654
You hold him.
354
00:16:02,678 --> 00:16:03,678
Where you going?
355
00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,023
Down to Burke's Pond.
356
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,493
I'm going to go get
a plain old frog...
357
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:08,561
A mutt.
358
00:16:08,585 --> 00:16:10,945
I think we just
became frog-sitters.
359
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:11,987
( yells)
360
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,294
( screams)
361
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,610
Hi, Dad.
362
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,857
Oh, hi, Greg. I didn't
hear you come in.
363
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,059
How long have you been home?
364
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,363
About 15 minutes.
365
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,951
I said I'd be home
366
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,987
and ready for bed by 11:00.
367
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,422
My exact words.
368
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,957
Your exact words.
369
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,360
Right.
370
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,728
Well, good night.
371
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,907
Good night.
372
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,008
Oh, Greg? Yes?
373
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,577
Did you get around to washing
374
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,078
your mother's car today?
375
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,502
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
376
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,036
I'll do it tomorrow.
377
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,239
You said you'd do it today.
378
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,973
Well, yeah, I did, but...
379
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,059
Were those your exact words?
380
00:16:52,128 --> 00:16:53,961
My exact words.
381
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,175
( knock at door)
382
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,310
Come in.
383
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,845
Mom?
384
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:28,914
Where's Dad?
385
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,314
Taking a shower.
386
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,615
I had one, too.
387
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,651
Tell him I finished
washing the car.
388
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,352
I lived up to my exact words.
389
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:36,665
I certainly will.
390
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,755
Good night.
391
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,701
Oh, just a minute,
Marcia told me
392
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,069
that you were changing chores
393
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,321
with her this week.
394
00:17:42,345 --> 00:17:44,240
Yeah, I was late to ball
practice the other day.
395
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,274
She took out the trash.
396
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,631
I said I'd do her next chore.
397
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,166
Good, hers was tonight.
398
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,817
Tonight?
399
00:17:50,886 --> 00:17:52,369
Tonight.
400
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,022
And tonight has
exactly 15 minutes left.
401
00:18:15,578 --> 00:18:18,145
I can't remember
which one is Herman.
402
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:20,514
Now, you're Flash.
403
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,863
No, you're Flash.
404
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,951
I thought you were
going to get one frog
405
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,502
not drain the pond dry.
406
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:28,083
BOBBY: I got to find
Herman, he's my best jumper,
407
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,434
but they all look alike.
408
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,476
Not to another frog, they don't.
409
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,910
Very funny.
410
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:33,911
Hey, look, why don't you
411
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:34,980
put them all in a line
412
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,413
and the one that
jumps the farthest
413
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,449
has got to be Herman.
414
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:40,678
Hey, yeah, that's a great idea.
415
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,998
You're a lot smarter
than you look.
416
00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,055
Hey, come back here.
417
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,168
Come on, help me.
418
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,269
Come on, Peter...
419
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,733
Help me put them all down.
420
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,083
That must be Herman.
421
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:00,104
Yeah, it's going to be
a great concert, Rachel.
422
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,705
I'll pick you up at 7:00.
423
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:02,940
Right.
424
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,176
Good-bye.
425
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:06,588
Greg, can we leave
at 7:00 tonight?
426
00:19:06,612 --> 00:19:07,622
Can we leave at 7:00?
427
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,980
That will give
us plenty of time.
428
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,165
The contest starts at 8:00.
429
00:19:11,234 --> 00:19:12,517
Contest?
430
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,513
Yeah, you know the
big frog-jumping contest.
431
00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:15,931
You said you'd take us.
432
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,506
Sorry, you guys, no way.
433
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,541
What do you mean, no way?
434
00:19:20,609 --> 00:19:24,178
No way. I got a date tonight
with Rachel for the concert.
435
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,846
But you promised.
436
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,726
That was before
the concert came up.
437
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,190
You guys better make
some other plans.
438
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,468
Did you say you'd
take them, Greg?
439
00:19:34,524 --> 00:19:36,201
Well, yes, but that
was before I knew
440
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:37,525
about the concert.
441
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,004
Did you put any
conditions on your promise
442
00:19:39,028 --> 00:19:41,228
like, "unless something
else comes up"?
443
00:19:41,297 --> 00:19:43,096
No, he didn't.
444
00:19:45,034 --> 00:19:47,168
No, I didn't, but
that's what I meant.
445
00:19:47,236 --> 00:19:49,631
We're not talking
about what you meant.
446
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,922
We're talking about your
exact words, remember?
447
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,908
Couldn't you take
Peter and Bobby tonight?
448
00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,343
We have a dinner date.
449
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,146
We might be able to change
it, but we're not going to.
450
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:01,882
Why not?
451
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,686
Because you said you
wanted to live by exact words.
452
00:20:05,754 --> 00:20:08,288
That's great. What am
I going to tell Rachel?
453
00:20:08,357 --> 00:20:10,924
Tell her there's a big
frog-jumping contest.
454
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,364
Rachel, I hate to tell you this,
455
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,933
but I can't take you
to the concert tonight.
456
00:20:20,002 --> 00:20:22,269
Oh, no, why not?
457
00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:27,891
Well, it's kind of a long story,
but I've got to take my brothers
458
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,428
to a... frog-jumping contest.
459
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:32,729
A frog-jumping contest?
460
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,732
There's just no way out, honest.
461
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,817
I can't blame you
for being angry.
462
00:20:36,886 --> 00:20:38,686
Well, things can come up.
463
00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:40,053
I understand that.
464
00:20:40,122 --> 00:20:41,471
You mean, you're not sore at me?
465
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:43,619
After all, I did promise
to take you to the concert.
466
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,893
I know, and I'm
sorry about that,
467
00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:50,348
but maybe we can go to a movie
after that frog-jumping contest.
468
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,867
Rachel, you are the
greatest, grooviest,
469
00:20:52,935 --> 00:20:55,886
most understanding
person in the whole world.
470
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,505
Does that mean
yes or no to a movie?
471
00:20:58,574 --> 00:21:02,026
I'll pick you up at 9:30.
472
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,177
Good-bye.
473
00:21:03,246 --> 00:21:04,578
Bye.
474
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,549
Listen, you guys,
I'm in a hurry.
475
00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:11,318
I still have to pick up
Rachel and get to that movie.
476
00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:12,998
Okay. Thanks for
taking us, Greg.
477
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,767
Even if my frog came in 35th.
478
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:15,956
Mine came in 49th.
479
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,725
Our frogs sure bombed out.
480
00:21:17,794 --> 00:21:18,926
Yeah...
481
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:20,706
The frogs... we
left them in the car!
482
00:21:20,730 --> 00:21:21,730
The frogs!
483
00:21:21,798 --> 00:21:22,841
Greg, wait!
484
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,242
Wait, you got the frogs!
485
00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,365
I bet you no one else
486
00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:27,000
ever went to a drive-in movie
487
00:21:27,069 --> 00:21:28,335
with a bunch of frogs.
488
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:34,619
Sorry I took so long.
489
00:21:34,643 --> 00:21:36,855
There's really a line
at that snack bar.
490
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,578
Pizza smells fantastic.
491
00:21:38,647 --> 00:21:40,247
Yeah.
492
00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:58,665
You know, I still feel
bad about that concert.
493
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,200
Maybe some other time.
494
00:22:00,269 --> 00:22:03,570
Sure. But I was really looking
forward to being with you
495
00:22:03,639 --> 00:22:05,071
more than anything else.
496
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,474
Same with me.
497
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,748
The last time we
came to a drive-in
498
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:13,397
I had to bring my kid
brother along, remember?
499
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:14,865
How could I forget?
500
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,267
What a pest.
501
00:22:22,525 --> 00:22:25,426
Yeah, this time we're alone.
502
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:29,463
All alone.
503
00:22:33,669 --> 00:22:36,487
( croaking)
504
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,122
Oh, no!
505
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,471
My brothers' frogs!
506
00:22:40,509 --> 00:22:42,869
Oh, Rachel, I'm sorry. Here.
507
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,496
Popcorn!
508
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:48,593
We can get him out of here.
509
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,817
It's crawling down behind
the... Can you get it?
510
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:54,254
Oh, that does it!
511
00:22:58,694 --> 00:23:01,344
I don't think we'll be
eating this tonight.
512
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:04,915
( croaking)
513
00:23:05,868 --> 00:23:09,370
And he was in 34th place, too.
514
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:12,039
( laughing)
515
00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:14,086
You may have invented
a whole new dish...
516
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:16,744
Pepperoni-frog pizza.
517
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:18,556
You know, the evening would
have been a complete wipe-out
518
00:23:18,580 --> 00:23:20,680
if Rachel hadn't been
such a good sport.
519
00:23:20,749 --> 00:23:22,833
Yeah, and none of
it would've happened
520
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,284
except for your "exact words."
521
00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:27,388
Say, you suppose we
could forget about that?
522
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:29,639
That's a deal.
523
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:32,487
Good night, Dad. Good night.
524
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:34,351
Good night, Mom.
Good night, honey.
525
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:36,814
Let's get some sleep, honey.
526
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,582
I got to get up early.
527
00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:46,223
Hey, don't I get
a good night kiss?
528
00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,137
You didn't say anything
529
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,605
about a good night kiss.
530
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:51,995
Hmm?
531
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:54,309
No. You just said you
had to get some sleep.
532
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,144
Those were your exact words.
533
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:58,501
Oh, yeah, but that's
not what I meant.
534
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,404
Oh, well, go ahead.
535
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:03,606
On the other hand
536
00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,508
those were my exact words.
537
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:08,245
Oh, now, Mike, come on, come on.
538
00:24:08,314 --> 00:24:09,612
Give me a kiss.
539
00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:11,298
I'll give you a kiss.
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