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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, tightening the
clamp on a water hose.
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This is my new
friend Kerry Hathaway.
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She just moved to
the neighborhood.
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This is my brother Greg.
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I'm pleased to meet you.
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Likewise.
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Come on and meet everybody else.
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Hi.
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Kerry, I'd like you to meet my
mother and Cindy and Bobby.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi, Kerry. Welcome
to the neighborhood.
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Thanks, Mrs. Brady.
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Would you girls like
something to eat?
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KERRY: Well, I'm not
really hungry. Thank you.
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JAN: Me either.
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We're going to go up to my room
and do some homework, anyways.
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CAROL: Good.
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It was nice meeting all of you.
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( whispers): Wow!
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See you later.
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Okay, honey.
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Bye.
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Oh, Peter, this is my new
friend Kerry Hathaway.
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This is my brother Peter.
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Hi.
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Pleased to meet me.
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( quavers)
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( both start giggling)
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Jan, could I talk to you?
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Sure, but make it quick.
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I've got a lot of homework.
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Marcia, could we
have some privacy?
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Hey! Sounds pretty confidential.
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It is.
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Then, I wouldn't
dream of leaving.
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Come on, Peter, what is it?
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Marcia, please?
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Oh, come on, Pete. I
won't blab. I promise.
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Well, I guess it's okay.
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What it is is... is...
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well, it's sort of about
Kerry Hathaway.
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Who's Kerry Hathaway?
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She's my new classmate.
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What about her, Peter?
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Well, I was wondering if...
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you know, if she'd like to go to
a movie or something... with me?
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How should I know?
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Why not ask her?
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What if she turns me down?
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Why would she turn you down?
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You're a nice guy.
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Yeah, all the girls at
school think you're cute.
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They do?
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MARCIA: Sure.
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You've got a great personality.
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You're lots of fun to be with.
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That's right.
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You're kind and very
considerate of people.
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Yeah, that's true, too.
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Well, go phone her.
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Her number's in
the book downstairs.
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Okay, I will.
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This is going to be the
most important phone call
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I've ever made in
my whole entire life.
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( laughing)
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( phone rings)
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Hello.
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Kerry?
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This is Kerry.
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Hi, this is Pete.
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Pete who?
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Peter Brady. You
met me this afternoon.
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I'm Jan's brother.
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Oh, you must be
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the cute little one
with the freckles.
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No, that's my brother Bobby.
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Oh!
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Then you're the groovy-looking
guy who was fixing the car.
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No, that's my brother Greg.
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Then which one are you?
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I'm the one who'd
better say good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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( knocks lightly)
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Hi, Dad.
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Hey!
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How come you're so dressed up?
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Trying to get
thrown out of school?
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I'm trying to sort of, you know,
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impress a certain girl
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and I was wondering...
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Yeah, wondering what?
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Dad, can I borrow
some after-shave lotion?
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Did you shave?
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Do you have to shave
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to use after-shave lotion?
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( chuckles)
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Come to think of it, no.
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I got just the thing
for you back here.
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She's really something special
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so I thought I'd
better look special
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and smell special, too.
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Now, listen, Peter.
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If you want to impress her
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you use just a little of this.
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How come just a little?
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Well, like it says in
the TV commercial,
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if you use a lot,
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you'll have to fight off women
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with a whip and a chair.
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Well, since I just met her,
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maybe I should
start slow and build.
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Yeah, that's good thinking.
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Hey, that smells good.
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Insurance.
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Kerry.
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Small world.
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Hi.
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Don't you recognize me?
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I'm Jan's brother Pete.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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You must have been the boy
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who called last night.
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Yeah.
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I've met so many
new kids in school
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I can't keep them straight.
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That's okay.
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( sniffs)
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( sniffs)
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Oh... oh, yeah.
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After-shave lotion.
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You like it, huh?
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Do you shave?
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Oh, yeah, all the time.
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My dad and I use the same brand.
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Let me carry your books.
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That's okay, I
can... ( books thud)
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Gee, I'm sorry.
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Let me wipe them off.
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Don't bother.
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I insist.
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Here, hold these.
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I'll get them real clean.
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( screams)
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Wow.
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Stop it!
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Now look what you've done!
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Can't I do anything right?
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Hi, honey, I'm home!
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Hi!
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( giggles)
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Gosh, hey, that's
some special kiss.
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Yeah, I'm glad you liked it.
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Yeah, I did... Uh-oh, you've got
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something to tell me, don't you?
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Yeah, guess where
we're going Friday night.
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Um, the new play.
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You got tickets?
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I've got tickets... Hey, great.
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But not to the play.
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I have tickets to that
modern art show I mentioned.
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Oh, honey, come on!
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Not another show
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where soup cans
crushed wins first prize.
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Oh, Mike, I had
to buy the tickets.
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It's for charity.
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Couldn't we stay home
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and crush our own soup cans?
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Oh, Mike, they'll
be expecting us.
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( moans)
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Hi, Peter. Hi, Pete.
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( dejectedly): Hi.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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Didn't the shaving lotion work?
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Oh, it smelled okay,
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but I sure stunk it up.
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I can't even talk to her!
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Now, wait a minute.
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Don't get uptight
about it, listen.
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Do you know that
when I was your age,
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I had exactly the same
problem with a girl.
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You did?
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Yes, I did... Polly Ledbetter.
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Polly Ledbetter!
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That was her name.
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And every time I got
within ten feet of that girl,
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I got a knot in my tongue
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I could have won
a merit badge with.
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What'd you do about it?
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Well, I just figured if I
couldn't say what I wanted to,
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I could always
write it, you see?
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So I wrote her a letter.
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A letter, huh?
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Uh-huh, that way you
know you can take your time
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and think about what
you're going to say.
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That's a great idea!
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Thanks, Dad.
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Sure.
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What are you doing?
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Trying to write a letter
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or start a paper drive?
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It's a tough letter
to write, Alice.
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I don't want it to sound corny.
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Well, want to try it out on me?
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Okay.
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"Dear Kerry..."
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Yeah?
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That's it.
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That's where I get stuck.
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah, well...
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that first line is
always the toughest.
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I just don't know what to say.
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Why don't you try
something poetic like,
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"How do I love thee?
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Let me count the ways."
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Great... give it
to me again, slow.
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"How do I love thee?"
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( muttering softly)
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Jan. Hi.
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What did she say?
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Who?
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Kerry Hathaway.
What did she say?
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About what?
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About me.
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Peter, we've got a
communication gap going.
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What are you talking about?
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I wrote Kerry a letter
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and I slipped it
into her locker.
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I want to know what
she said about it.
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Oh, was it a gooey love letter?
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Yeah, did she mention it?
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She mentioned it.
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Well, what'd she say?
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She said it was
beautifully written.
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Yeah?
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Super poetic and fantastic.
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What else did she say?
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That the dumb-dumb who
wrote it forgot to sign his name.
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Oh, no!
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How could I be so stupid?
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You must practice a lot.
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It's the perfect plan and
you're the perfect guy.
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No way, Pete. No way.
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Where'd you get this weird idea?
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From this copy of
Cyrano de Bergerac.
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Marcia put me on to it.
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It's great.
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It's about this guy
with a big nose
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and he's in love with
this girl named Roxanne.
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Peter, I know the story.
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He's shy, see.
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So he hides in some bushes
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00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,614
and has this other
guy say to her...
275
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,004
I said I know the story.
276
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,650
All I'm asking you to do is
277
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,652
hide in the bushes
like Cyrano did
278
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:46,196
and you feed me the right words.
279
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:49,726
When it comes to
smooth talking the girls,
280
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,044
everybody says
you're the greatest.
281
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,801
Yeah? Everybody says that?
282
00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:54,980
Everybody.
283
00:10:55,004 --> 00:10:56,716
They call you "Old
Silver Tongue."
284
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,806
They do?
285
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,518
Why, you're a legend
in your own time.
286
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,042
How about that?
287
00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,511
I really need help
from an expert like you.
288
00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:05,930
Well, okay, we'll try it.
289
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,399
If Cyrano could do it,
290
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,434
so can "Old Silver Tongue."
291
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,771
( crickets chirping)
292
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,752
( whispers): That's the one.
293
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,154
( whispers): That's it?
294
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,411
Okay.
295
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,878
Hide back here.
296
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,392
You're sure I look okay?
297
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,681
Peter, you look fine.
298
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,827
My hair?
299
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,195
Does my hair look okay?
300
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,886
After 20 minutes
with Mom's hairdryer
301
00:11:28,955 --> 00:11:30,221
you couldn't look any better.
302
00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,084
Good. You're sure you thought up
303
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,791
some real poetic stuff?
304
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,826
My stuff is better
than Cyrano's.
305
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,846
Remember your first line?
306
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,914
Yeah.
307
00:11:38,982 --> 00:11:41,349
Well, here goes.
308
00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:46,821
( pebble taps)
309
00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,456
( pebble taps)
310
00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:49,624
( pebble taps)
311
00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:53,527
( quavers)
312
00:11:53,596 --> 00:11:55,112
Hello, lovely one.
313
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,033
Peter? Is that you?
314
00:11:59,101 --> 00:12:01,352
Yeah, could I talk
to you? It's important.
315
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,453
I guess so.
316
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,355
Come around to the front.
317
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,040
No, wait.
318
00:12:06,109 --> 00:12:09,605
I... I want to see you here
319
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,863
where your lovely hair
outshines the moonbeams.
320
00:12:12,932 --> 00:12:14,715
I want to see you here,
321
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:18,052
where your lovely hair
outshines the moonbeams.
322
00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:20,555
Peter, are you feeling okay?
323
00:12:20,623 --> 00:12:22,235
How could I feel otherwise
324
00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:25,376
when I'm so close
to your beauty?
325
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:29,447
How could I feel otherwise
when I'm so close to your beauty?
326
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,166
I've never seen you
act like this before.
327
00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:33,617
I'm not acting.
328
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,747
It's true love
329
00:12:34,771 --> 00:12:36,532
from the first time I saw you.
330
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,822
I'm not acting.
331
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,859
It's true love from the
first time I saw you.
332
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,944
Peter, why are you standing
all the way over there?
333
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,063
Why am I standing over here?
334
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,227
Distance lends enchantment.
335
00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,634
Distance lends enchantment.
336
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,587
What in the world is
going on out there?
337
00:12:53,656 --> 00:12:56,156
Just take what I have to offer:
338
00:12:56,226 --> 00:13:00,177
The rainbows, the
sunlight, my life, the world!
339
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:03,898
Take my rainbows and sun life.
340
00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:05,749
That's not what I said.
341
00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:07,785
The sunlight, rain and...
342
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,722
For crying out
loud, will ya listen?
343
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,076
She's gone!
344
00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:18,962
I blew it again.
345
00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:21,098
Peter, what's going on out here?
346
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:23,687
Uh... hello, lovely one.
347
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:28,473
Greg, what are you doing here?
348
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:32,121
Well, he just... I can
explain everything.
349
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,711
Yeah, he can explain.
350
00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:37,965
No, you don't have to explain.
351
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:40,262
I understand everything now.
352
00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:44,021
Oh, it's just like Cyrano!
353
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,373
Don't be shy, Greg.
354
00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:50,978
You don't have to use
Peter to speak for you.
355
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,598
P-Peter!
356
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,987
Honey, I forgot
to show you this.
357
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,343
Yeah? What is it?
358
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,090
It's the brochure for
the art show Friday night.
359
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,058
I thought you'd like to
see some of the paintings
360
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,560
that are going to be exhibited.
361
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,284
Ha! Sure those are paintings?
362
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,286
It looks more like a tablecloth
363
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,021
after a spaghetti festival.
364
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,273
Boy, do I have a
rat for a brother!
365
00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:20,803
Wait a minute. What's
the matter with you?
366
00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,271
Greg just hijacked my girl.
367
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,095
Huh? What do you mean?
368
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,681
He was supposed to help
me impress Kerry, not himself.
369
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:27,915
She's flipped over him!
370
00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:29,801
Well, where's Greg?
371
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,303
With Kerry... She was
hanging all over him.
372
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,738
Well, what'd you do about it?
373
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:34,856
I left.
374
00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:36,619
What should I do? Take pictures?
375
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:37,643
Thanks for splitting
376
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,226
and leaving me
stuck with your girl.
377
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,173
Oh, you really looked
like you were in pain.
378
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:43,664
Thanks for stealing Kerry.
379
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:45,532
I didn't steal her!
380
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,412
Oh, then you just borrowed
her without permission.
381
00:14:47,436 --> 00:14:49,048
Hold it, you two.
Now, wait a minute.
382
00:14:49,072 --> 00:14:50,254
Greg, what happened?
383
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,363
Dad, the whole thing
was a big mistake.
384
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,691
I tried to straighten it out,
385
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,638
but Kerry wouldn't
listen to a word I said.
386
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,078
I bet you did.
387
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,046
Look, pal, I can't help it...
388
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,181
Oh, forget about it.
389
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:02,016
Good night, Mom, night, Dad.
390
00:15:02,085 --> 00:15:03,429
Good night, Greg. Good night.
391
00:15:03,453 --> 00:15:06,254
MIKE: Peter, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
392
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,289
You know, a guy can't
always get a girl to like him.
393
00:15:09,359 --> 00:15:12,226
Maybe you ought to
forget about this girl for now.
394
00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:15,096
Honey, there are a lot
of other fish in the sea.
395
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:18,065
I know... but I got
Moby Dick for a brother.
396
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,400
Good night, Mom,
good night, Dad.
397
00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,885
And I'd say we needed
two pounds of rice.
398
00:15:25,942 --> 00:15:27,319
Two pounds of
rice. Is that it, Alice?
399
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,854
Except for some cake mix.
400
00:15:28,878 --> 00:15:31,511
I thought I'd make
Peter a nice, gooey cake
401
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:34,514
to help glue back together
his poor broken heart.
402
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:37,485
Alice, you're the "Dear
Abby" of the kitchen.
403
00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:39,453
Hi, Mom, hi, Alice.
404
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,756
Hi, sweetheart.
405
00:15:41,824 --> 00:15:43,068
How was school today?
406
00:15:43,092 --> 00:15:44,759
It was better in the afternoon
407
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,326
than it was in the morning.
408
00:15:46,395 --> 00:15:47,606
Oh? Why is that?
409
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:50,247
I get out in the afternoon.
410
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:52,876
Has anybody seen
my blue sweater?
411
00:15:52,935 --> 00:15:55,002
Not since I washed it.
412
00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:56,370
Oh, I know where it is.
413
00:15:56,438 --> 00:15:57,549
Where?
414
00:15:57,573 --> 00:15:59,373
Jan lent it to Kerry Hathaway.
415
00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:00,685
Kerry? What for?
416
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,976
For measurements.
417
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,844
Kerry's knitting you a new one.
418
00:16:03,913 --> 00:16:05,124
It's supposed to be a surprise.
419
00:16:05,148 --> 00:16:06,280
Not anymore.
420
00:16:06,348 --> 00:16:07,559
ALICE: Say, I almost forgot.
421
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:10,217
Kerry dropped by
and left this for you.
422
00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:11,652
Homemade fudge.
423
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,698
Oh, this is really
getting to bug me.
424
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,168
I got to do something
about that girl.
425
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,225
If you don't like her anymore,
426
00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:19,744
can I have the fudge?
427
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,415
Neat, huh?
428
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,417
You're lucky you're
young, Bobby.
429
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,291
I think it just
needs new brushes.
430
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,125
Stay away from women, kid.
431
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,628
They'll break your
heart every time.
432
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,542
What are you talking about?
433
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:41,399
You're too young to understand.
434
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,279
GREG: Peter... Pete...
435
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,780
Pete, I got a
great idea for you.
436
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,704
If it's about joining
the Foreign Legion
437
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:48,372
I've already thought about it.
438
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,553
How would you like
to get Kerry back?
439
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,720
Now, listen...
440
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,844
I don't trust you.
You stole my girl.
441
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,291
I didn't steal your girl!
442
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,380
You did!
443
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,726
If you guys are
starting that again,
444
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,061
I'm getting out of here.
445
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,095
Pete, listen, listen...
446
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,553
you got to trust me, please.
447
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,765
Well... okay.
448
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:05,033
But not around Kerry.
449
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,156
I won't go near her.
450
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,458
Jan will.
451
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,527
Jan?
452
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:09,927
Jan's going to tell Kerry
453
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,528
that nobody trusts me...
454
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:14,431
That I'm a no-good,
double-crossing, two-timing rat.
455
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,462
Oh. You mean she's
going to tell her the truth.
456
00:17:16,486 --> 00:17:17,668
Yeah!
457
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:18,986
No... what I mean is
458
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:21,455
after Kerry's convinced
that I'm a rat fink,
459
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:23,974
Jan'll tell her what
a great guy you are.
460
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,826
She will? Sure.
461
00:17:25,895 --> 00:17:28,646
And Kerry will turn off
of me and turn on to you.
462
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,749
Hey, yeah, that's a great idea.
463
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,017
You're a pretty nice brother
464
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:35,686
for a no-good,
double-crossing, two-timing rat.
465
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,908
Hi, Jan.
466
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,143
Hi, Greg.
467
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:43,822
Well, when does Pete take over?
468
00:17:43,846 --> 00:17:44,779
How does "never" sound?
469
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:46,191
Never? What went wrong?
470
00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:48,582
( dramatically): Kerry's
going to save you
471
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,984
from your horrible self.
472
00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:51,552
She's going to change you.
473
00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,498
Terrific. Did you
tell her everything?
474
00:17:53,522 --> 00:17:54,655
Everything.
475
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:55,890
I don't understand it...
476
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,174
unless she didn't believe me.
477
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,977
Hey, wait... Maybe
that's the trouble.
478
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,647
Maybe she didn't believe you.
479
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,082
Maybe she has to be
shown that I'm a rat fink.
480
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,584
But how you going to show her?
481
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:10,120
That's a good question.
482
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,922
I think I've got a good answer.
483
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,852
Mom and Dad are going to
the art show tonight, right?
484
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,042
So?
485
00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,321
Could you get Peter
out of the house?
486
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,311
I guess so. What
are you going to do?
487
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:19,547
I'll explain later.
488
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:21,215
Now for the other woman.
489
00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:22,466
What other woman?
490
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,951
Has Kerry ever met Marcia?
491
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,652
No. What other woman?
492
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:28,722
Great. I'll invite
Kerry over tonight.
493
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,475
What other woman?!
494
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:36,225
When you put on this
wig and some dark glasses
495
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,993
Kerry will never
know who you are.
496
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,583
I'm not sure Kerry ever saw me.
497
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,519
We can't take any chances;
it's too important to Peter.
498
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:45,422
Right. Okay. Exit Marcia Brady.
499
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,558
Enter the other woman.
500
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,585
( puts on romantic music)
501
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,060
( doorbell rings)
502
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,902
Hi, doll.
503
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,170
Hi.
504
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,983
Thanks for inviting me over.
505
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,775
Well, I believe in
spreading myself around.
506
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,209
Super outfit.
507
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:43,013
Oh, these are my
working threads.
508
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,430
Know what I mean?
509
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,853
Where's everybody else?
510
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,288
Out.
511
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,957
We're all alone, kid.
512
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,491
Groovy?
513
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,159
Sit down.
514
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,732
Now, I'd like to get
a few things straight.
515
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,201
The way I see it,
you're crazy about me
516
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:06,381
and you want to
go steady, right?
517
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:07,855
Well...
518
00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:10,557
Well, I got a couple
rules you got to dig.
519
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,758
Rules?
520
00:20:11,827 --> 00:20:14,056
Rule one: you go
out only with me.
521
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,980
Oh, I like that.
522
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:19,817
Rule two: I go out
with whoever I want.
523
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,419
That doesn't sound fair.
524
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:25,323
What do you want, fair or me?
525
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:26,657
Well...
526
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,757
Now, let me tell
you about rule three.
527
00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:33,547
C-could we go back to rule two?
528
00:20:33,615 --> 00:20:35,549
( doorbell rings)
529
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,046
Don't move.
530
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,487
I'll be right back.
531
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,184
Debbie, not you again!
532
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,054
MARCIA: Greg, I
have to talk to you.
533
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:02,426
( gasps)
534
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,527
I might have known
535
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,974
I'd find another woman here.
536
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:08,482
Well, you caught
me at a bad time.
537
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:10,751
I usually have three or four.
538
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:15,272
Greg, you've got
to take me back.
539
00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:17,541
Give me one more chance.
540
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,704
I'll do anything you say.
541
00:21:19,728 --> 00:21:21,061
No way.
542
00:21:21,130 --> 00:21:22,963
Debbie, you bore me.
543
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:26,400
I'll change. I promise.
544
00:21:26,469 --> 00:21:29,486
Greg, maybe I should go.
545
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,088
Nah.
546
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,958
Stick around, kid.
Watch me throw her out.
547
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:35,526
Come on, loser.
548
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,607
Greg, if you drop me, I
don't know what I'll do.
549
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,564
I said out!
550
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,100
MIKE: If that's art,
I'm Michelangelo.
551
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,569
CAROL: Oh, honey,
stop complaining.
552
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,041
What is it, Alice?
553
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:51,219
Well, I'm not sure,
554
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:52,521
but I think they're rehearsing
555
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,622
a teenage soap opera.
556
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,612
Greg!
557
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:57,659
How can you treat her like this?
558
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,933
Out with the old
and in with the new.
559
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:01,980
But this girl loves you!
560
00:22:02,004 --> 00:22:05,723
MARCIA: Oh,
yes... I do, I do, I do.
561
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,852
Listen, if you don't like
it, you can leave, too.
562
00:22:07,876 --> 00:22:12,146
Greg Brady, you're
even worse than Jan said.
563
00:22:13,516 --> 00:22:16,317
I never want to see you again.
564
00:22:16,385 --> 00:22:18,347
You were right, Alice,
it is a soap opera.
565
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,070
Come on, Debbie.
566
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:22,373
What's going on?
567
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,707
Uh... Peter...
568
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,627
Peter, you're supposed
to be at the library.
569
00:22:26,696 --> 00:22:28,028
I was.
570
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,309
Marcia, what are
you doing in that wig?
571
00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:32,549
I'm not Marcia!
I'm... She's Debbie.
572
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:34,168
She's Debbie... I'm Debbie.
573
00:22:34,236 --> 00:22:36,369
Something funny's going on.
574
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,449
You mean something phony.
575
00:22:38,473 --> 00:22:41,975
That's my sister in a wig.
576
00:22:42,044 --> 00:22:43,877
Your sister?!
577
00:22:47,649 --> 00:22:49,127
What's this all about?
578
00:22:49,151 --> 00:22:50,417
( sighs)
579
00:22:50,486 --> 00:22:52,231
We were trying to convince Kerry
580
00:22:52,255 --> 00:22:53,465
that I was a rat fink.
581
00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:55,172
That's really dirty,
582
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,408
playing a trick like
this on her when she
583
00:22:57,477 --> 00:22:58,859
really cares about you.
584
00:22:58,928 --> 00:23:00,161
We're sorry, Kerry.
585
00:23:00,229 --> 00:23:02,746
If a girl as wonderful
as Kerry was my girl
586
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,975
you know how I'd treat her?
587
00:23:05,735 --> 00:23:09,754
I'd... You'd what, Peter?
588
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,917
I'd treat her like a queen.
589
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:19,063
Peter, could I ask a favor?
590
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,572
( nervously): Mmm... anything.
591
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,234
Would you walk me home?
592
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:29,005
Wow! Would I.
593
00:23:36,548 --> 00:23:38,943
For a minute there,
I thought we blew it.
594
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:41,902
GREG: Mom, Dad.
595
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:45,272
I guess we should explain.
596
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:47,207
Well, I think we understand.
597
00:23:47,276 --> 00:23:48,409
Good night, kids.
598
00:23:48,477 --> 00:23:49,776
Good night.
599
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,977
Good night, Greg.
600
00:23:51,047 --> 00:23:52,479
Good night, Debbie.
601
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,993
I really didn't have
any dessert last night,
602
00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:07,845
so I think I'd better have two.
603
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,229
Two donuts?
604
00:24:09,298 --> 00:24:11,632
They give you lots
of energy, Mom.
605
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,067
They give you lots
of energy, Mom.
606
00:24:14,136 --> 00:24:17,370
And with lots of energy,
you do more homework.
607
00:24:17,439 --> 00:24:20,023
And with lots of energy,
you can do more homework.
608
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:23,043
When you do more homework,
you can get better grades in school.
609
00:24:23,112 --> 00:24:24,578
And when you do more homework,
610
00:24:24,646 --> 00:24:26,780
you can get better
grades in school.
611
00:24:26,848 --> 00:24:29,416
Well, that's a pretty
convincing argument.
612
00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:32,953
Okay, here are two donuts.
613
00:24:33,021 --> 00:24:36,756
One for you and
one for your Cyrano.
614
00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:40,994
Well, we figured
615
00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:42,729
maybe if it worked for girls,
616
00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:44,831
it'd work for donuts, too.
617
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,400
Want a bite?
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