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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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( tires screech)
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Mom! Alice!
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Mom! Alice!
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Mom! Alice?
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Mom! Dad!
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Alice?
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Mom?
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Dad?
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Isn't anybody home?
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GREG: Bobby, I'm on the phone.
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Yeah, Rachel, I met you at the
school cafeteria the other day.
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No, I wasn't spaghetti
and meatballs.
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I was barbecued ribs.
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Right! Greg, guess
what happened!
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I was sitting right
across from you.
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I chinned myself five times!
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Brown hair, blue
eyes. Didn't you hear...?
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I let you have my rib.
Didn't you hear me?
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I chinned myself five times!
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Can't you see I'm on the phone?
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Yeah, but I'm... I didn't
get a chance to talk to you
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because I had to
go to basketball...
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I'm the only one in my class
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that can do that many chin-ups.
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Hold on a second.
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That's pretty good
for a kid your size.
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But not now... I'm on the phone!
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Sorry, Rachel.
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Listen, I can't get over
to the library right now.
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I'll call you again
tonight, okay?
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Bye-bye.
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I'm gonna keep practicing.
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By the end of the week,
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I'll be able to chin seven
or maybe eight times.
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That'd be pretty good.
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Yeah, that'd be pretty good.
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Pretty good?
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It's sensational!
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Now let's not get carried away.
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I can do twice as many chin-ups,
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but I don't go around
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yelling my brains out about it.
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I bet you a million dollars
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you can't do twice as
many chin-ups as I can.
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I wish you had
a million dollars.
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I'll bet you a thousand.
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Will you stop being ridiculous?
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You're just chicken.
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You won't bet me because
you know you'd lose.
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Bobby, keep it cool, huh?
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Then bet me.
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By the end of the week,
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you can't do twice as
many chin-ups as I can.
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Okay, wise guy, you
got yourself a bet.
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Great!
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What do you want to bet?
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I know.
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You have to do everything
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I tell you to do
for a whole week.
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Okay.
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And if I win, you have
to do whatever I tell you.
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Right.
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It's a bet. Shake on it.
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Come on, I'll play
you a game of 21.
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I can't... I've got to train
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for my big bet with Greg.
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What kind of bet?
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The loser has to do
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whatever the winner tells him
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for a whole week.
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A whole week? Wow.
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What did you bet on?
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By the end of the week,
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I bet he can't do twice
as many chin-ups as I can.
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( exhales)
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How many can you do?
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How do I know?
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It isn't the end
of the week yet.
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Hey, that looks pretty heavy.
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Don't worry, I can lift it.
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( breathes deeply)
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( grunts)
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( loudly): Hello?
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CAROL: Hi, honey!
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Hi, sweetheart.
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( sighs)
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Anything good in here?
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No. Just a few bills.
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Yeah, you can have those.
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No, thank you.
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Hey, here's something
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from Fremont High School.
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That's me ol' alma mater.
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They want their diploma back.
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Yeah, very funny.
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Let's see.
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Aha, I am cordially invited
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to the 20th reunion
of my graduating class
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Saturday night.
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Oh, that's great.
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We're free Saturday.
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High school... wow.
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That's going way back there.
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I wonder if Smasher Duran
will be there. Smasher?
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Yeah, we had a bunch
of great nicknames
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in high school:
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We had Smasher,
Tiger, Porky, Flathead.
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Did you have a nickname?
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( clears throat):
Let's plan on going.
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You did have one.
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What was it?
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That is something
you will never find out.
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Well, I will, too.
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I can just ask
everybody at the reunion.
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Oh, Carol, you wouldn't do that.
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Of course I would.
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Yes, I think you would.
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Hot Lips.
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( laughing): Hot Lips?
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Why in the world would
they call you Hot Lips?
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Greg, can I borrow
your dictionary?
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Sure, help yourself.
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Thanks.
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How come you're not out
doing push-ups or something?
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For what?
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The bet you made with Bobby.
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Are you kidding?
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I don't have to train
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to do twice as many
anything as Bobby.
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When you win, I hope Cindy
learns a lesson from this, too.
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Cindy?
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Yeah. Little brothers
aren't the only ones
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who can be a pain in the neck.
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"Marcia, I can make
my bed faster than you.
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Marcia, I can get
dressed faster than you."
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I wish I thought of
making a bet with her.
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It wasn't my idea.
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Bobby insisted on betting me.
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I've got some interesting stuff
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planned out for
that little character.
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Nothing too rough, I hope.
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Of course not...
Nothing too rough.
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On the other hand,
nothing too smooth either.
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( laughs)
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What is that?
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Oh, I dug out my old
high school yearbook.
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Can I see it?
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Yeah.
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You believe those
senior class pictures?
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Oh, I'm going to
see if I can find you.
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( laughs)
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You found me.
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Yeah, I found you.
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You're so thin!
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Didn't your mother
ever feed you?
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Who could eat?
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Why?
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Well, my whole
senior class year,
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I had a wild crush on a
girl named Bobo, see?
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Bobo?
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Yeah... oh.
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You should have seen her... mmm.
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That was just her head.
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Oh!
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You never told me about Bobo.
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Didn't I?
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Well, that was
just her nickname.
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She's right in there.
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No, no. Let me
see if I can find her.
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What, out of all the
girls in my senior class?
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I know what you like.
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I'll give you three chances,
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and I'll bet you
still can't find Bobo.
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It's a bet.
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Are you serious?
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Absolutely.
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And I won't even need
three chances, just one.
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What do we bet?
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How about the same bet
that Greg and Bobby have?
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For one week,
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the loser has to do
whatever the winner says.
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You have got yourself
a bet... Hot Lips.
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Hi. How about a vitamin break?
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This stuff will put
muscles on your muscles.
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Thanks, Alice.
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What's in it this time?
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If I told you, you
wouldn't drink it.
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Yuck!
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I'm not drinking it anyway.
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Okay, but Greg always
used to drink this stuff
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when he was trying
out for the football team.
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Said it made him
strong as a horse.
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Hey, that's pretty good.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You don't want to overdo it
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and hurt yourself,
though, you know?
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Listen, when you're
through with that exercise,
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why don't you try this one?
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Like that. See?
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That'll help develop
your deltoid muscle.
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Gee, I didn't even know
I had a deltoid muscle.
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Where is it?
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Right there.
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That's your deltoid,
these are triceps,
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those are your biceps,
and that's your pectoral.
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Boy, I'm loaded with muscles!
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Yeah, well, you're going to
have to be in shape to beat Greg.
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He's pretty good, you know?
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I'm going to be better.
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Well, maybe, but you're
going to have to go all out
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to prove it, hmm?
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( sighs)
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I don't know
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why you're knocking
yourself out, Bobby.
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Greg can beat you
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with one hand tied
behind his back.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I've really been
working out, you know.
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Yeah?
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Yeah!
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You want to feel the
muscles in my arm?
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Nope.
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It's only fair to tell you that
I'm up to seven chin-ups now.
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Seven?
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Wow!
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I was thinking...
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A guy shouldn't take
advantage of his own brother.
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He shouldn't, huh?
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No...
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and if you wanted, I'd
let you out of the bet...
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If you wanted.
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Are you kidding?
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No way!
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By this time next week,
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you'll be doing this for me.
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Well... you had your chance.
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Eight... Come on.
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CAROL: Bobby!
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Keep going,
Bobby... You can do it.
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Go, Bobby. Look at him.
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I think this is his last one.
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JAN: Attaboy.
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Nine... Oh, Bobby, be careful.
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Don't overdo it.
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JAN: That's it.
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Come on. Ten...
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Come on, Bobby,
I'm rooting for you.
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( Cindy, Jan and
Carol cheer Bobby on)
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Attaboy, Bobby.
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JAN: Come on.
270
00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:37,819
Eleven!
271
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:38,964
JAN: 11... Wow!
272
00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:40,132
Come on, do 12.
273
00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:41,333
Do 12, come on.
274
00:10:41,357 --> 00:10:43,474
( encouragement continues)
275
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,444
( moans, then exhales)
276
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:50,632
Eleven! You can be
proud of yourself, son.
277
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:53,234
That's over twice as
many as you did last week.
278
00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:54,303
It was a good try,
279
00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:56,037
but he's still going to lose.
280
00:10:56,105 --> 00:10:57,316
Oh, yeah?
281
00:10:57,340 --> 00:11:00,140
Only if Greg can do 22 chin-ups.
282
00:11:00,209 --> 00:11:01,871
I think I should have bottled
283
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,215
that energy juice I gave him.
284
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,650
( exhales heavily)
285
00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:19,761
One... two... three... four...
286
00:11:19,829 --> 00:11:21,789
Come on, Greg,
I'm rooting for you.
287
00:11:21,831 --> 00:11:25,033
CAROL: six... seven...
288
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:30,621
18... ( groans)
289
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,809
19... ( gasps)
290
00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,628
( panting)
291
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,883
( grunts)
292
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,937
Come on, Greg, you can do it.
293
00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:47,221
( grunts)
294
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,891
I won!
295
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,037
( shrieks): I won!
296
00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:52,260
I won! I won!
297
00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:55,113
( screaming continues)
298
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:59,266
I won! I won! I won!
299
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,609
I thought only
flies had six feet.
300
00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:10,945
I wish he was a
fly... I'd swat him.
301
00:12:11,013 --> 00:12:12,891
Oh, by the way, the
fly sends a message:
302
00:12:12,915 --> 00:12:14,826
After you get through
shining his shoes,
303
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,651
he'd like to have you
wash his sneakers.
304
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,220
Wash his sneakers?!
305
00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:22,635
Yeah. You can either throw
them in the washing machine,
306
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,592
or put them on
and take a shower.
307
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,559
That little...
308
00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:27,045
I'd suggest taking the shower.
309
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,664
It might help you cool off
a little at the same time.
310
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,918
Will you be finished soon?
311
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:41,086
We have to go to the
library before it closes.
312
00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:42,376
What's that got to do with me?
313
00:12:42,446 --> 00:12:43,845
You're driving us.
314
00:12:43,914 --> 00:12:45,980
( laughing): I'm not
driving you to the library.
315
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:47,693
Yes, you are. Bobby said so.
316
00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:49,383
We'll wait in the car.
317
00:12:58,395 --> 00:12:59,560
After you finish that,
318
00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:01,796
Bobby said to
sandpaper his skateboard.
319
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,825
Do you know what
you can tell Bobby?
320
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:06,329
Sure... that you'll do it.
321
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,839
Hey, hold it, that's
the last piece,
322
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,263
and Bobby decided he wanted it.
323
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,498
Hmm... I wonder what Bobo
324
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:28,467
could be a nickname for.
325
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:32,126
Let's see... Bernice Shearer.
326
00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:35,230
Bernice... Bobo?
327
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,933
( murmurs): Sally.
328
00:13:42,205 --> 00:13:45,439
Hmm... Sally.
329
00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:47,876
Sally.
330
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:51,145
Oh, no, but how could
Bobo stand for Sally?
331
00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:54,582
( murmurs): Betty.
332
00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:57,585
Betty?
333
00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:58,693
Betty!
334
00:13:58,721 --> 00:14:01,161
Bobo... Betty, Bobo, yeah.
335
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,391
( aloud): Zelda.
336
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:07,540
Oh, Michael Brady,
that is terrible!
337
00:14:07,564 --> 00:14:09,825
And that is for Sally
and that's for Betty,
338
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,266
and that is for Zelda.
339
00:14:12,335 --> 00:14:15,436
Yeah, Rachel, it's great
seeing you in school,
340
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:18,772
but I still want
to take you out.
341
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,974
Well, what about a
movie tomorrow night?
342
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:22,243
Yeah, at the drive-in.
343
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,611
It's a good double bill.
344
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,279
Um...
345
00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:29,150
a science fiction and
a... and a western.
346
00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:30,634
Great, Rachel.
347
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:32,553
Great. Well, I'll pick
you up about 7:00?
348
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,273
Bye.
349
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,358
Sounds good to me.
350
00:14:38,895 --> 00:14:40,728
What sounds good to you?
351
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,130
A double bill.
352
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,899
Exactly what does that mean?
353
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,645
I'm going with you.
354
00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:48,603
( chuckles)
355
00:14:48,671 --> 00:14:50,304
No way.
356
00:14:50,373 --> 00:14:52,640
Remember the bet?
357
00:14:52,709 --> 00:14:56,522
Look... I've taken
out the trash for you,
358
00:14:56,546 --> 00:14:58,090
and I hosed off the patio.
359
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,358
I shined your shoes.
360
00:14:59,382 --> 00:15:01,527
I made your bed,
cleaned your bike.
361
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:03,629
I even let you beat
me at checkers
362
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:05,631
because you told
me to, but that's it.
363
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,255
That's it, understand?
364
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,764
You have to do
whatever I tell you...
365
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,426
That's the bet.
366
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,806
It didn't include
taking you on dates.
367
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,597
It didn't include not.
368
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,098
You welsher.
369
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,334
I'm going to go
tell Mom and Dad.
370
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,489
BOBBY: Mom... ( both shouting)
371
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,602
Hold it!
372
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,321
Hold it, now, one at a time.
373
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,761
I've got a date... Greg's
welshing on our bet,
374
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,041
and he won't take
me to the movies...
375
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,392
and now he thinks he
can go along with me...
376
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:34,793
What's all the racket?
377
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:37,151
GREG: Dad, it has
nothing to do with the bet.
378
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:38,152
( both shouting)
379
00:15:38,221 --> 00:15:40,121
Hold it. Hold it!
380
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,001
I didn't hear anything
either one of you said.
381
00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,502
That's the third
time I've heard it,
382
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,837
and I still can't figure it out.
383
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,460
Bobby?
384
00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,447
Greg's going to the movies
to see two neat pictures,
385
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,714
and he won't take me.
386
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,561
I've got a date with a new girl,
387
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:56,265
and I don't want the
all-American kid tagging along.
388
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,756
Our bet was that
the loser has to do
389
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,158
everything the winner
tells him... everything!
390
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:04,979
I've done everything
else, but dates are different!
391
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,598
Greg, if I remember correctly,
392
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,317
the bet did include everything.
393
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,771
Oh, wow... not dates.
394
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,650
Well, look, Greg, it
may seem a little rough,
395
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,041
but when you make a bet,
396
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,143
you have to be
prepared to pay off.
397
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,328
Okay, maybe next
time you'll remember
398
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,408
no bet is a sure thing.
399
00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:26,000
I'll remember, all right.
400
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,413
Okay, okay, I'll
just call off the date.
401
00:16:28,437 --> 00:16:29,570
It's okay with me.
402
00:16:29,639 --> 00:16:31,922
I don't care if she
comes along or not.
403
00:16:33,443 --> 00:16:34,775
Listen, Mr. Chin-up King,
404
00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:36,789
I've done everything
you've asked
405
00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:39,163
fair and square,
but there's no way...
406
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,349
No way are you going
on my date with Rachel.
407
00:16:44,487 --> 00:16:48,539
( movie soundtrack playing)
408
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:51,075
BOBBY: You're blocking my view!
409
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,280
And I want some more popcorn.
410
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,460
You've already had three bags.
411
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,418
Then I want some pizza.
412
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:05,669
I'll be back in a
minute, Rachel.
413
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,363
Boy, you can really
see better from up here.
414
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:13,664
( cheerlessly): Uh-huh.
415
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,144
Neat movie, isn't it?
416
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,101
Yeah, real neat.
417
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,518
Having fun, huh?
418
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:20,872
We're having a ball.
419
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,842
You see? I told Greg if I
came, you wouldn't mind.
420
00:17:34,704 --> 00:17:36,849
Here's the pizza you ordered.
421
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:39,018
And that's all the food you get.
422
00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:40,753
Our bet had nothing to do
423
00:17:40,777 --> 00:17:42,087
with my going broke.
424
00:17:42,111 --> 00:17:43,811
Greg, wouldn't it be nice
425
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:47,181
if Bobby got in the back
seat to eat his pizza?
426
00:17:47,249 --> 00:17:49,194
Yes, that'd be nice.
427
00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:50,785
Okay.
428
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,166
( horn honks) Shh!
429
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:56,256
I didn't do that.
430
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,699
Want some pizza?
431
00:18:05,768 --> 00:18:07,401
No.
432
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:08,986
How about you, Rachel?
433
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,655
It's real good...
Pepperoni and onions.
434
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,657
No. No, thank you.
435
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:16,060
You guys don't know
what you're missing.
436
00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:18,609
We know what we're missing.
437
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,271
You're blocking my view again.
438
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,051
Come on, Bobby,
stop fooling around.
439
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,785
You're not even
watching the movie.
440
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:31,959
Neither are you.
441
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,243
I'll tell you what.
442
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,446
Why don't we all
watch the movie?
443
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:53,580
It's warm in here.
444
00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,850
Put the top down.
445
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:58,719
Put the top... Now, look, Bobby.
446
00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,839
You might as well do it, Greg.
447
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:15,970
( horns honking)
448
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,100
What do you think you're doing?
449
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,219
It might rain.
450
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:55,242
You wouldn't want "sweetie
pie" to get wet, would you?
451
00:19:56,979 --> 00:19:59,079
Now you're just
being a wise guy.
452
00:19:59,148 --> 00:20:00,681
Put that umbrella away!
453
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:03,083
I told you, it might rain.
454
00:20:03,152 --> 00:20:05,736
Well, if it might rain, then
I'm putting the top back up.
455
00:20:09,893 --> 00:20:14,945
( horns honking)
456
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:35,849
Now you've done it!
457
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:38,152
Wait till Dad sees this.
458
00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,574
Well, I didn't know
anybody there,
459
00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:51,043
but I really had a
good time tonight.
460
00:20:51,067 --> 00:20:53,500
Yeah, it was some reunion.
461
00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:55,136
Ah, boy. ( clears throat)
462
00:20:55,204 --> 00:20:56,137
Well?
463
00:20:56,205 --> 00:20:57,338
"Well" what?
464
00:20:57,407 --> 00:20:59,251
Come on, it's time
to settle our bet.
465
00:20:59,275 --> 00:21:01,242
Which one was Bobo?
466
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:04,478
Well, she was one of the
women there tonight, right?
467
00:21:04,547 --> 00:21:06,292
Right, right, she was there.
468
00:21:06,316 --> 00:21:09,250
Let me see, uh...
469
00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:11,313
Come on, come on, no stalling.
470
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:12,581
Now you had plenty of time.
471
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,505
Well, okay, I'll
take a wild guess.
472
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,389
( giggling)
473
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,859
Irene Hesselroth.
474
00:21:18,928 --> 00:21:21,039
That's ri... how
did you guess that?
475
00:21:21,063 --> 00:21:22,063
Simple deduction.
476
00:21:22,131 --> 00:21:23,764
Number one, I
know what you like.
477
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:25,799
Number two, I know
what you don't like.
478
00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:26,967
And number three,
479
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:29,003
she came over and
introduced herself
480
00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:31,121
and said you used
to call her "Bobo."
481
00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:32,790
( car pulling in)
482
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:34,491
Oh, Greg and Bobby must be back.
483
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,544
Hey, I wonder how their big
date with Rachel came out.
484
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,165
GREG: I figure it'll cost about
150 bucks for a new top, Dad.
485
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:44,668
Yeah, well, that's
great. That's just great.
486
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,381
Bobby, how could you do that?
487
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:47,721
I'm sorry.
488
00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:50,491
I guess I was what
you'd call a little stinker.
489
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,159
A little stinker?
490
00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,094
A big stinker.
491
00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:56,079
I'll pay for the new top, Dad.
492
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,665
Well, as Greg said, you know,
493
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,901
a new top is going
to cost about $150.
494
00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:07,041
Well, Greg said he'd pay me a
dollar a week to do his chores.
495
00:22:07,109 --> 00:22:10,344
Oh, great, you'll be doing
his chores for three years.
496
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,846
That's okay. I deserve it.
497
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,799
Well...
498
00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,201
we'll discuss the financial
arrangements later.
499
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,737
I hope you've learned
something from all of this.
500
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,189
I sure have.
501
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,925
For one thing, I'll never
bet on anything again
502
00:22:24,994 --> 00:22:26,914
because even if
you win, you lose.
503
00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:29,263
Is that all?
504
00:22:29,332 --> 00:22:31,765
If I can ever boss
anybody around again,
505
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,600
I'll never be mean.
506
00:22:33,669 --> 00:22:35,369
Well, that's good.
507
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:36,837
Anything else?
508
00:22:36,906 --> 00:22:40,440
Oh, yeah. I almost forgot
the most important thing.
509
00:22:41,411 --> 00:22:42,411
What's that?
510
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,978
Well, if you ever go
511
00:22:45,047 --> 00:22:47,481
to a drive-in movie
in a convertible,
512
00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,817
never take an umbrella.
513
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,500
Honey, I think I'd like to read.
514
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:47,569
Would you please get me my book?
515
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,153
It's over there on the dresser.
516
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,165
I just got into bed.
517
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,900
Bobo.
518
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,504
Bobo.
519
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:11,783
( sighs)
520
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:13,097
Thank you.
521
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,053
Anything else while I'm up?
522
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,562
No, not that I can think of.
523
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,404
Oh, honey, I think
I need a tissue.
524
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,972
Would you get one for me?
525
00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,341
They're right over there.
526
00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,160
Bobo.
527
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:41,661
Bobo.
528
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,129
Yeah.
529
00:24:43,198 --> 00:24:45,132
( sighs)
530
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,129
Thank you.
531
00:24:59,197 --> 00:25:00,931
Anything else?
532
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,650
No, no, that's all.
533
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,148
There is one other thing.
534
00:25:18,216 --> 00:25:20,951
( chuckling)
535
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,419
Now what?
536
00:25:22,488 --> 00:25:25,322
You didn't kiss me good night.
537
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Do I have to?
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