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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,685 --> 00:00:03,568 ♪ Here's the story ♪ 2 00:00:03,637 --> 00:00:05,537 ♪ Of a lovely lady ♪ 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:06,905 ♪ Who was bringing up ♪ 4 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:09,374 ♪ Three very lovely girls ♪ 5 00:00:09,443 --> 00:00:12,143 ♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪ 6 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:14,045 ♪ Like their mother ♪ 7 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:17,099 ♪ The youngest one in curls ♪ 8 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:21,136 ♪ It's the story of a man named Brady ♪ 9 00:00:21,204 --> 00:00:25,040 ♪ Who was busy with three boys of his own ♪ 10 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:28,810 ♪ They were four men living all together ♪ 11 00:00:28,879 --> 00:00:31,496 ♪ Yet they were all alone ♪ 12 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:35,617 ♪ Till the one day when the lady met this fellow ♪ 13 00:00:35,685 --> 00:00:39,154 ♪ And they knew that it was much more than a hunch ♪ 14 00:00:39,222 --> 00:00:43,025 ♪ That this group must somehow form a family ♪ 15 00:00:43,093 --> 00:00:46,678 ♪ That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch ♪ 16 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:49,013 ♪ The Brady Bunch ♪ 17 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:51,266 ♪ The Brady Bunch ♪ 18 00:00:51,334 --> 00:00:57,205 ♪ That's the way we became the Brady Bunch. ♪ 19 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:12,785 Isn't it marvelous, Alice? 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,340 My cousin Gertrude is finally getting married. 21 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,992 For her, it's marvelous. 22 00:01:17,061 --> 00:01:19,261 For me, it'd be miraculous. 23 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:20,278 Hi, everybody. 24 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:21,446 Oh, hi, honey. 25 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,259 What's the good word, honey? Mmm. 26 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,861 Well, Gertrude is gonna get married. 27 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,730 Gertrude... your cousin Gertrude? 28 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:27,754 The one and only. 29 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:29,499 Quick, a chair, I may faint. 30 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,357 Oh, Mike. The invitation's for a week from Sunday night. 31 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:33,470 Hmm. Gee, a wedding... 32 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,760 Do I get all dressed up? 33 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,645 Do I have to wear a dumb old tie? 34 00:01:36,713 --> 00:01:37,846 Oh, I'm sorry, kids. 35 00:01:37,915 --> 00:01:40,198 The invitation is just for the grownups. 36 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:41,547 Not us kids? 37 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:43,652 Well, Marcia and Greg are going, 38 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,270 but they're older. 39 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,639 And, um, Jan and Peter are going, too. 40 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,207 BOBBY: What about us? 41 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,810 Well, there's a wedding reception afterwards. 42 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:54,156 I think Gertrude thinks you're too young 43 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,614 to stay up that late. 44 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:56,865 Besides, weddings 45 00:01:56,934 --> 00:01:58,511 aren't all that interesting. 46 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,335 MIKE: You'll have a much better time at home. 47 00:02:00,403 --> 00:02:02,854 Sure, the three of us will watch TV, play games, 48 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,139 have a lot of fun. 49 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,775 Yeah. A lot of fun. 50 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:11,362 You think you can fix it? 51 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,664 Easy. 52 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,901 What are you doing? 53 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:18,153 We're fixing Marcia's radio. 54 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,404 Can I help? 55 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,156 This is kind of tricky. 56 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,642 Yeah, it's too technical for little kids. 57 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,677 I could hand you tools and things. 58 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,696 Maybe some other time, Bobby. 59 00:02:38,775 --> 00:02:40,209 No, Cindy. 60 00:02:40,277 --> 00:02:43,061 It's too hard for you. 61 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,329 But why can't I help? 62 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:46,198 The chair goes in my room, too. 63 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,044 Look, Cindy, this isn't a game. 64 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,512 If you mess up the paint, 65 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:53,256 we're going to have to do it all over again. 66 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,208 ( sighs) 67 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,671 Greg and Peter won't even let me 68 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:33,339 help fix a dumb old radio. 69 00:03:33,363 --> 00:03:34,507 "It's too tricky." 70 00:03:34,531 --> 00:03:37,582 I can't even help paint a chair. 71 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:40,396 We're not even important enough to go to the wedding. 72 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,037 Why can't us little kids 73 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:44,539 do things that are important, too? 74 00:03:44,608 --> 00:03:47,125 Hey, that gives me an idea, Cindy! 75 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,194 What? 76 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,972 We'll do something important. 77 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,040 That'll show them. 78 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,447 Like what? 79 00:03:52,515 --> 00:03:55,433 Like... I don't know. 80 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:57,130 But I'll think of something. 81 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,586 Yeah! 82 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:01,907 Something really, really important. 83 00:04:10,867 --> 00:04:12,167 Boy, I know something 84 00:04:12,235 --> 00:04:14,547 that would make us really important. 85 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:15,736 What? 86 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:17,505 But we can't do it. 87 00:04:17,574 --> 00:04:19,674 Well, maybe we could... tell me. 88 00:04:19,743 --> 00:04:24,062 Well, wouldn't it be great if we could stow away on a spaceship? 89 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:26,531 A spaceship? Wow! 90 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:28,800 We'd be the first little kids on the moon. 91 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:32,486 But even if we could, Mom and Dad wouldn't let us go. 92 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:34,522 Yeah. 93 00:04:34,591 --> 00:04:37,625 They probably wouldn't let us climb the Alps, either. 94 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,928 Well, let's think of something else. 95 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:41,896 I'm tired of thinking. 96 00:04:41,965 --> 00:04:44,043 And it's almost time for Cartoon King 97 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,347 on television. 98 00:04:53,843 --> 00:04:55,377 ( lively music playing TV) 99 00:04:55,445 --> 00:04:57,757 I thought of something else important we could do. 100 00:04:57,781 --> 00:04:59,397 What? 101 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,576 Well, wouldn't it be great 102 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,966 if we could go to New York 103 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,214 and climb to the top of the Empire State Building? 104 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:05,503 I bet lots of people 105 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,106 have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building. 106 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,924 Not on the outside. 107 00:05:09,993 --> 00:05:12,727 Alice, would you please raise the hem an inch? 108 00:05:12,796 --> 00:05:14,729 I want to wear it to the wedding. 109 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:15,981 Mm, okay, sure. 110 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,326 Isn't it romantic? 111 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:18,561 Cousin Gertrude 112 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,236 getting married after all these years. 113 00:05:21,305 --> 00:05:23,049 I wonder if I'll ever get married. 114 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:26,858 Well, I certainly would start to worry about that if I were you. 115 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,295 I mean, after all, here you are almost 13, over the hill. 116 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,363 ( giggling) 117 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:35,867 ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, here's the human side of the news. 118 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,536 Cartoon King comes on next. 119 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:41,239 This afternoon, two enterprising and very tired college boys 120 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:44,409 in Farrellville are out to set a record. 121 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:48,563 They've been on a teeter-totter for 100 straight hours. 122 00:05:48,632 --> 00:05:52,416 They're almost there... The old record is 124 hours. 123 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,538 124 hours up and down, without a stop. 124 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:59,207 Now, there's a record to shoot at. 125 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,775 Did you hear that? 126 00:06:00,844 --> 00:06:03,628 What if we set a new record? 127 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:04,729 Yeah. 128 00:06:04,797 --> 00:06:07,117 We'll start tomorrow morning. 129 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,745 Well, I'll see you later, Alice. 130 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,129 You're off and running pretty early 131 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,531 for a Saturday morning, Mrs. Brady. 132 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:13,983 Oh, yeah, I gotta get downtown 133 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,384 and get Gertrude a wedding present. 134 00:06:15,408 --> 00:06:17,186 I sure hope I can get her something different. 135 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,254 You know what I mean, Alice? 136 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:19,478 Yeah, everybody always gives 137 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,062 the obvious, like toasters. 138 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:22,291 Yeah, I know what you mean. 139 00:06:22,332 --> 00:06:24,193 Mr. Brady and I got nine of them. 140 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,212 We didn't know whether we were getting married 141 00:06:26,236 --> 00:06:27,447 or opening a restaurant. 142 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,416 Everybody sure is in a hurry this morning. 143 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,520 We gotta get started early. 144 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,768 We're going to set 145 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,269 a new teeter-totter record, okay, Mom? 146 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,733 Sure, kids. Have fun. Bye. 147 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:38,480 Well, I'd better get going. 148 00:06:38,548 --> 00:06:40,359 I sure hope I can find something for Gertrude, Alice. 149 00:06:40,383 --> 00:06:42,950 You know, she isn't the easiest person in the world to buy for. 150 00:06:43,019 --> 00:06:46,538 Well, she already has the best gift for a wedding. 151 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:47,972 A man. 152 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,585 Well, I'll see you later. 153 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:50,825 ( both chuckling) 154 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,122 Hi, Dad. Hi. 155 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,146 Hi, kids. 156 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:56,008 Guess what we're going to do? 157 00:06:56,032 --> 00:06:57,248 When I get home, Bob. 158 00:06:57,317 --> 00:06:58,984 I'm late for an appointment. 159 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,753 We're going to set a new teeter-totter record. 160 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,932 Oh? Mom said we could. 161 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,072 Well, good for you. 162 00:07:04,141 --> 00:07:05,923 Have fun, kids. 163 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,076 Bye! Bye. Bye-bye! 164 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:10,523 It'll take a long time to set the record. 165 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:12,308 Are your muscles in good shape? 166 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,132 I guess so. Are yours? 167 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:16,334 Sure. Feel this. 168 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:19,437 I don't feel anything. 169 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,026 Well... maybe it's in the other arm. 170 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,742 ( humming) 171 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:26,689 Hey, Alice, have you got a watch? Yeah. 172 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:29,364 Tell us exactly what time it is when we start. 173 00:07:29,433 --> 00:07:31,232 Start? 174 00:07:31,301 --> 00:07:33,446 For the new teeter-totter record. 175 00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:34,902 It has to be official. 176 00:07:34,971 --> 00:07:37,205 Aha. Okay, official, right. 177 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:39,240 All right, uh, let's see. 178 00:07:39,309 --> 00:07:41,810 It's three minutes after 8:00. 179 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,645 And... go! 180 00:07:53,023 --> 00:07:55,089 Hey, Alice, what time is it now? 181 00:07:56,426 --> 00:07:58,927 Three minutes and 20 seconds after 8:00. 182 00:07:58,996 --> 00:08:01,796 Gee, that's 20 seconds already. 183 00:08:01,865 --> 00:08:06,267 Yeah, we only have to do this about... a million more times. 184 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,223 Jan, would you zip me up? 185 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,958 Sure. 186 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,371 Do you think my dress is short enough now? 187 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:17,528 Sure, it looks fine. 188 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:18,641 Are you sure? 189 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,597 Yes. 190 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:20,666 Okay. 191 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,480 I'm trying to look at myself. 192 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,784 Well, so am I. 193 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:28,606 ( knocking at door) 194 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,791 JAN: Come in. 195 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,210 Here's your radio. 196 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,323 We did it. 197 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,058 Thanks. What was the matter with it? 198 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,742 Your variable tuner was out of whack. 199 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,800 Wow. And you fixed it? 200 00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,418 Nothing to it. 201 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:41,853 Nothing to it for him. 202 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:42,970 I fixed it. 203 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,319 Thanks, Greg. 204 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,440 That's okay. 205 00:08:45,509 --> 00:08:46,986 What are you girls all dressed up for? 206 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,610 It's for the wedding. 207 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:49,889 That's next week. 208 00:08:49,913 --> 00:08:51,513 Why wait till the last minute? 209 00:08:51,582 --> 00:08:54,132 Hey, if they're going to wear junk like that, 210 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,446 we're going to have to get all dressed up, too. 211 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,381 Why, sure. It's a wedding. 212 00:08:58,405 --> 00:08:59,682 It's the most romantic thing 213 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,484 that can ever happen in a girl's life. 214 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,308 What about the poor guy? 215 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:04,559 ( chuckling) 216 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,978 Don't you want to get married? 217 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,364 Sure! When I got nothing else to live for. 218 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:10,515 ( laughing) 219 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,267 I mean, don't you want a home and children? 220 00:09:13,336 --> 00:09:14,953 We already got a home... 221 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,116 And a whole bunch of children. 222 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,251 ( laughing) 223 00:09:18,275 --> 00:09:19,275 Come on. 224 00:09:19,342 --> 00:09:21,042 ( keeps laughing) 225 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,071 ( humming) 226 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,150 Hi, Alice. 227 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:35,174 Hi, Mrs. Brady. 228 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,285 Well, I think I got 229 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,987 the perfect gift for Gertrude... 230 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,989 Something I'm sure no one else would think of. 231 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,279 Oh, what's that? 232 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,558 A silver frog. 233 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,100 Oh, a silver frog. 234 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,328 Well, you're right, it's a million-to-one shot 235 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:48,887 she won't even get a green one. 236 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,321 Oh, Alice. 237 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,407 A frog for flowers. 238 00:09:52,476 --> 00:09:54,959 See? This part is the frog 239 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,339 and then you can use this 240 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,840 for candy or nuts or anything. 241 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,842 Hey, that's kind of pretty. Isn't that great? 242 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,677 Hey, is somebody going on a picnic? 243 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,612 Oh, no, no, this is just a little something 244 00:10:03,636 --> 00:10:04,986 for Mr. Teeter and Miss Totter. 245 00:10:05,054 --> 00:10:07,071 Mr. Teeter and Miss Totter? 246 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,323 They're out to set a world record, remember? 247 00:10:09,392 --> 00:10:11,859 You don't mean to tell me they're not still on that thing? 248 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,627 Since three minutes after 8:00. 249 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,574 I didn't think they were serious. 250 00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:18,199 Oh, they couldn't be seriouser. 251 00:10:18,268 --> 00:10:19,567 Whew. 252 00:10:19,636 --> 00:10:21,716 You getting tired, Cindy? 253 00:10:21,772 --> 00:10:23,737 No, not much. 254 00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:25,440 You getting tired? 255 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:28,760 No. We're getting close to that million times. 256 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:31,528 Okay, kids, lunch break! 257 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,531 But we can't stop, Mom. 258 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:35,411 Well, you have to have a sandwich. 259 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,834 That'll ruin the record. 260 00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,702 We've got to keep going. 261 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,538 You said we could set a record. 262 00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,484 That's what you said this morning. 263 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,258 I really said that, huh? 264 00:10:44,327 --> 00:10:46,727 Just before you went out to buy the frog. 265 00:10:47,997 --> 00:10:50,225 Well, you have to eat something, anyway. 266 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,009 I'll bet they can do both. 267 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,181 You got to promise me one thing, kids: 268 00:10:55,205 --> 00:10:57,771 That you'll both stop when you get tired, okay? 269 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,957 Okay, Mom. 270 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:07,248 We promise. We're really going to break the old record. 271 00:11:07,317 --> 00:11:09,437 Well, good luck, kids. 272 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,936 By the way, Alice, 273 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,849 what is the old teeter-totter record, anyway? 274 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:15,807 124 hours. 275 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,209 124 hours? 276 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:46,620 Milk... eggs... um... cheese... 277 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,128 potato chips... 278 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:58,610 MAN ( on radio): Buon giorno, housewives everywhere. 279 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,234 ( laughing): Hello. 280 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:03,537 Today, our Gondola Gourmet is going to share 281 00:12:03,606 --> 00:12:04,989 the secret with you 282 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,575 of his famous Meatballs and Spaghetti A La Florentine. 283 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,577 Great. I'll have that for dinner. 284 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:12,180 I will go slowly so we can make it together. 285 00:12:12,248 --> 00:12:14,126 Now we have our skillet handy, yes? 286 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,482 Yes. No. 287 00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,791 The secret of spaghetti and meatballs is the sauce. 288 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,253 We make that first 289 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,756 with my special mix of spice and herbs. 290 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,091 Spice and herbs. 291 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,592 First, we must have basil. 292 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,094 Basil. 293 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,762 And next, oregano. 294 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,097 Oregano. 295 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,598 And then bay leaves. 296 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:32,477 Bay leaves, bay leaves, bay leaves. 297 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,935 Now, the garlic. 298 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,104 Garlic. Where's the garlic? 299 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,571 Garlic? 300 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,526 Next, onions. Prepare one cup, finely chopped. 301 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:43,339 Will you wait a minute, I'm still on the garlic. 302 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,564 CINDY: Alice! Alice, can you come out here? 303 00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,066 Oh, I'm busy, Cindy. 304 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:51,569 Our record's in danger! 305 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,070 Okay, honey, I'm coming. 306 00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:56,908 And soon we will have our sauce esquisita! 307 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:59,978 Sorry, I'm going to have to sauce my own esquisita. 308 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,691 You know, Bobby, I don't think we're quite even. 309 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,027 I seem to have a little bit more ballast 310 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,428 on my side than you do. 311 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:18,641 What's "ballast"? 312 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,598 It's a fancy word I use 313 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,466 'cause I don't like to call it flab. 314 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,188 Hi, Dad. 315 00:13:27,256 --> 00:13:29,256 Hi, Mr. Brady. 316 00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:31,275 Hi. 317 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:32,421 Alice is helping us 318 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:33,972 with our teeter-totter record. 319 00:13:33,996 --> 00:13:37,348 In the teeter-totter game, I am what is known as a sit-in. 320 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,028 Sit-in? Hi, Dad. Thanks, Alice. 321 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,419 Yeah, you see, I officially sit in 322 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,754 for all the contestants whenever they have to do 323 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,301 whatever it is they have to do. 324 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,908 She means if we have to go to the bathroom. 325 00:13:49,312 --> 00:13:51,662 Well, I can see you're a friend in time of need, Alice. 326 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,349 You kids are really serious about this, aren't you? 327 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,734 Yeah, we've been going at it 328 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,304 since three minutes after eight this morning. 329 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:02,356 We're really going to set a new teeter-totter record. 330 00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:03,874 Well, I certainly hope so. 331 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,276 What's for dinner, Alice? 332 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,345 I'm starving. 333 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,623 Well, that depends. 334 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,927 What day is it? 335 00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,599 Hi, honey. 336 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,623 Oh, hi, dear. 337 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:18,690 Would you believe 338 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,725 that those two have been on that... 339 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:21,854 Teeter-totter. 340 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:22,922 CAROL: Teeter totter 341 00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:24,456 since early this morning? 342 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,791 MIKE: Yeah. Since three minutes after eight, to be official. 343 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:27,542 Well, do you think we ought to let them keep going? 344 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,778 Oh, sure. Why not? 345 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,179 It's no worse than if they spend a day 346 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,514 playing in the park. Anyway, you know kids, 347 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,916 one minute they want to do one thing; 348 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,450 the next minute, they want to do something else. 349 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,619 Well, they certainly have their minds made up about this. 350 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,054 Yeah, well, their minds may be ironclad, 351 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,996 but it's the other end that's gonna make them quit. 352 00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,714 Aren't you getting tired? 353 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,716 Well, some of me is. 354 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,929 Why don't you quit? 355 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,030 I think it's dumb. 356 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,331 We're setting a record. 357 00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,549 That's important. 358 00:14:50,573 --> 00:14:52,835 Right. We'll put an umbrella over them 359 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,419 when the rainy season starts. 360 00:14:55,845 --> 00:14:57,144 Hey, I got a great idea. 361 00:14:57,213 --> 00:14:59,580 We can hitch up a drill to the teeter-totter 362 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:01,081 and you'll be an oil well. 363 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,733 ( Greg laughing) 364 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,035 Go ahead and laugh. 365 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,104 We'll show you. 366 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,137 Yeah, we'll show you. 367 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,222 Wait till they find out 368 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,057 we're having spaghetti and meatballs. 369 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,292 That'll get them in here. 370 00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:12,671 GREG: And next week 371 00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:14,673 you're gonna go for the pogo stick contest. 372 00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:15,741 Hi, there. 373 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:17,075 Is this the Brady house? 374 00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:18,633 Yeah, it is. Can I help you? 375 00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,746 My name's Winters, Daily Chronicle. 376 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,914 Hi. I'm Bobby Brady. 377 00:15:21,938 --> 00:15:23,037 And I'm Cindy Brady. 378 00:15:23,105 --> 00:15:25,117 Oh, you're just who I'm looking for. 379 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,019 Your mom and dad around? 380 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,220 Yeah, they're inside. 381 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,189 What's this all about, Mr. Winters? 382 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:32,190 Just covering a little news story, son. 383 00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:33,948 Cindy and Bobby are news? 384 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,283 Sure. They're out to set a world's record. 385 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,163 Would one of you mind calling 386 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,598 your mother and father? 387 00:15:39,622 --> 00:15:41,155 Yeah, Peter, go get them. 388 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,385 How long have you kids been at it? 389 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,559 Since three minutes after eight this morning. 390 00:15:45,628 --> 00:15:48,262 Well, that's a pretty good start. 391 00:15:48,331 --> 00:15:51,865 MIKE: Mmm, a smell like that could drive a man mad. 392 00:15:51,934 --> 00:15:54,601 Well, I just may dab a little behind my ears. 393 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:56,821 Mom, Dad, come on out. 394 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,850 There're some guys out here from the newspaper. 395 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,175 They're taking pictures and everything. 396 00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:04,478 Tsk. 397 00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,380 Look, one hand. 398 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,953 Look, no hands. 399 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,724 Better be careful, young man. 400 00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,459 You know, this is a pretty big ambition... 401 00:16:18,528 --> 00:16:19,927 Setting a world's record. 402 00:16:19,996 --> 00:16:21,996 We can do it. 403 00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:25,461 Do you think you can do this, young lady? 404 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,985 Well, if Bobby does it, I do it. 405 00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,004 We go up and down together. 406 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,224 WINTERS: Mr. And Mrs. Brady? Yes. 407 00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,060 I'm Art Winters from the Daily Chronicle. 408 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,640 Hello. Hi. Hello. 409 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,191 Hope you won't mind us taking a few pictures of the children. 410 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,065 No. You mean this is news? 411 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,200 Sure. Great human-interest stuff. 412 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,513 We have a lot of human interest around here. 413 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,977 My brother and I just fixed my sister's radio. 414 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,001 That's fine, son, but one story at a time. 415 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,960 I'm sure you're very proud of the two kids, Mrs. Brady. 416 00:16:53,029 --> 00:16:54,673 Well, to the tell you the truth... 417 00:16:54,697 --> 00:16:56,763 Mother very proud... 418 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,046 I guess you're a little concerned, too. 419 00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:02,753 Well, uh, my husband and I, at first we thought that... 420 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,139 Mother, all family, concerned... 421 00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,142 Mr. Winters... I know just how you feel. 422 00:17:09,211 --> 00:17:10,161 You do? 423 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,162 Thanks a lot, folks. Oh, good. 424 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,529 Good-bye, kids. Good luck. 425 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,693 M-Mr. Winters, would you mind telling me 426 00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,261 how you found out about this? 427 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,053 We got a phone call down at the paper first thing this morning. 428 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,754 Oh. Thanks. 429 00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,075 ( sighs) 430 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,011 ( all chattering) 431 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,624 CAROL: Isn't that exciting? 432 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,492 MIKE: I wonder who called the paper this morning. 433 00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,666 We did. 434 00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,494 We figured the people ought to know about us. 435 00:17:33,536 --> 00:17:37,287 Yeah, even us little kids can do something important. 436 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,438 Important? 437 00:17:38,507 --> 00:17:41,409 So that's what this is all about. 438 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,477 Spaghetti and meatballs is ready. 439 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:46,713 Sauce Esquisita A La Alice. 440 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:48,933 Boy, are you guys missing something good! 441 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,284 Spaghetti and meatballs. 442 00:17:50,353 --> 00:17:51,651 They're not missing a thing. 443 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,765 I'm going to fix them something special, too. 444 00:17:53,789 --> 00:17:55,717 How come they get that kind of service? 445 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,003 Well, because they're setting a record, 446 00:17:58,027 --> 00:18:00,272 and we don't want to spoil it, do we? 447 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,296 Thanks, Mom. 448 00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:02,444 Thanks. 449 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,779 Dad, why is setting a record such a big deal to them? 450 00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:08,748 Well, I guess Cindy said it best. 451 00:18:08,772 --> 00:18:11,250 "Little kids can do something important." 452 00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:13,207 And sometimes we all forget that. 453 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:16,310 Well, you know, kids want to be part of things, too, 454 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:19,947 and, well, I'm afraid sometimes we give them the brush-off. 455 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,394 Like maybe trying to help fix a radio? 456 00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:24,785 Or like that time we painted the chair. 457 00:18:25,888 --> 00:18:27,822 Well, I guess we all understand now. 458 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,323 You got to admit, 459 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,992 Bobby and Cindy really made their point. 460 00:18:32,061 --> 00:18:34,073 Yeah, but I'm afraid no matter how hard 461 00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,629 they try to break that record, 462 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,448 one thing is bound to stop them. 463 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:41,051 ( yawning) 464 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,007 ( yawning) 465 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:51,762 ( yawning) 466 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,568 ( yawning) 467 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,156 ( yawning) 468 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,615 Get that arm in there. Come on. 469 00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:23,143 ( crickets chirping) 470 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,298 I think it's just about over, honey. 471 00:19:32,322 --> 00:19:35,255 They sure are giving it everything they've got. 472 00:19:41,964 --> 00:19:43,497 Bobby. Wake up, Bobby! 473 00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:47,017 Who's sleeping? 474 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,930 But maybe you'd better take a nap, 475 00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,604 and I'll take one later, okay? 476 00:19:50,673 --> 00:19:52,406 Okay. 477 00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,898 ( crickets chirping) 478 00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:25,740 ( softly): Come on, sweetheart. 479 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,475 There you go. 480 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,161 ( whispering): Bob... Come on, wake up. 481 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,230 Wake up. 482 00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,347 Come on in. 483 00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,004 Boy, they really got in the paper. 484 00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:47,839 Well, that's what they wanted. 485 00:20:47,863 --> 00:20:48,929 Read it, Dad. 486 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,164 Well, it says, "Bobby and Cindy Brady 487 00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:52,766 "set out yesterday to break 488 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,835 "the world's teeter-totter record. 489 00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:58,989 "They began their assault on the record at 8:03 in the morning, 490 00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:02,426 "and as of the taking of these exclusive photographs, 491 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,195 "the two have been teetering and/or tottering 492 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,530 "for several hours. 493 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,450 "The current record as set by Ralph Nelson, 19, 494 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:14,087 "and Allen Rudolph, 20, is slightly over 124 hours. 495 00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:16,390 "The young Bradys feel that with a serious effort, 496 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,025 the record is within their grasp." 497 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:20,727 How come you let us fall asleep last night? 498 00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:22,429 You could have woken us up. 499 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,897 Before you get too upset, 500 00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:26,167 take a look at this morning's paper. 501 00:21:26,235 --> 00:21:28,902 Yeah, I think you might like what you see. 502 00:21:28,971 --> 00:21:30,170 CINDY: That's us! 503 00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:32,139 BOBBY: Wow! We're famous. 504 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,443 You know, we're really proud of you two. 505 00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:36,555 Thanks. 506 00:21:36,579 --> 00:21:38,290 But we didn't set a record. 507 00:21:38,314 --> 00:21:40,715 Well, now wait a minute... Maybe you did. 508 00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:43,601 How old were those guys you saw on television? 509 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,554 Oh, real old... like in college. 510 00:21:46,622 --> 00:21:48,989 What's the record for kids your age? 511 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,874 I don't think there is one. 512 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,943 There you are. 513 00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,260 You set a record. 514 00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:54,372 Hey, yeah! 515 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,573 We really did! 516 00:21:55,597 --> 00:21:58,065 I hereby proclaim Cindy and Bobby Brady 517 00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:00,968 junior teeter-totter champions of the world. 518 00:22:01,037 --> 00:22:02,169 ( all cheering) 519 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,078 ( phone rings) Whoops, I'll get it. 520 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,375 Hello. 521 00:22:08,444 --> 00:22:09,910 Oh, hello, Gertrude. 522 00:22:09,978 --> 00:22:13,213 Oh, yes, we're looking at it right now. 523 00:22:13,282 --> 00:22:14,781 Yes, they're very excited. 524 00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:17,117 Well, hold on a minute. I'll see. 525 00:22:17,186 --> 00:22:19,686 Cousin Gertrude would like to know if 526 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:21,833 you two celebrities want to come to the wedding. 527 00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,824 Who wants to go to a dumb old wedding? 528 00:22:23,892 --> 00:22:24,991 I sure don't. 529 00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:27,878 Uh, sorry, Gertrude, 530 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,380 but our two celebrities are all booked up. 531 00:22:30,449 --> 00:22:32,816 Thanks. Bye-bye. 532 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,134 Come on, Bobby, 533 00:22:34,203 --> 00:22:36,904 let's try to break some other kind of record. 534 00:22:36,972 --> 00:22:38,172 Yeah. Come on. 535 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,775 I thought they wanted to go to the wedding. 536 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:45,312 Not really, but it's always nice to be asked. 537 00:22:45,381 --> 00:22:46,392 Come on, Jan. 538 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:47,481 Where? 539 00:22:47,550 --> 00:22:49,795 Why don't we break a record, too? 540 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:53,419 We can't let two little kids beat us out. 541 00:22:54,323 --> 00:22:55,739 I don't think we can stand 542 00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:57,808 more than two world's records in one week. 543 00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,054 What do you mean two? 544 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,388 Well, there's the teeter-totter record... 545 00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,690 And? Gertrude. 546 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,881 Anybody who spent 25 years shopping for a husband... 547 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,260 That's got to be some kind of record. 548 00:23:05,284 --> 00:23:06,217 Hold it, folks. 549 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,251 That's not a record yet... 550 00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:11,338 I'm still in competition. 551 00:23:11,407 --> 00:23:15,508 ( both laughing) 552 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,156 ( all chattering excitedly) 553 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,595 How was the wedding? 554 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,642 Oh, Alice, it was simply beautiful. 555 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:39,433 Well, it just goes to prove that somewhere, sometime, 556 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:40,934 there's a mate for anybody. 557 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,303 Oh, that's good to know. 558 00:23:42,371 --> 00:23:44,338 Alice, you wouldn't believe it. 559 00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:46,173 Fat, bald, wrinkled. 560 00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:48,008 Thin, scraggly mustache... 561 00:23:48,077 --> 00:23:50,260 You should have seen the groom. 562 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,713 Mike... I told you not... 563 00:23:56,218 --> 00:23:57,951 That's pretty good. 564 00:23:59,888 --> 00:24:02,222 That's better, Pete, but grip it on the laces. 565 00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:03,691 Okay. 566 00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:06,694 I thought Cousin Gertrude's wedding was so romantic. 567 00:24:06,762 --> 00:24:08,061 Yeah, it was just like a movie 568 00:24:08,130 --> 00:24:10,263 with all those flowers and everything. 569 00:24:10,333 --> 00:24:12,098 I've never seen so many flowers. 570 00:24:12,167 --> 00:24:14,134 And did you see that veil and gown? 571 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,647 They were perfect for her! 572 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:17,649 Still talking about that dumb wedding. 573 00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:18,673 It wasn't dumb! 574 00:24:18,741 --> 00:24:19,806 It was beautiful. 575 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,892 "It was beautiful." 576 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:25,529 Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife? 577 00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:26,841 Yes, sir, I do. 578 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:28,231 GREG: And do you take this man 579 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,528 to be your lawful wedded husband? 580 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,145 ( falsetto): Oh, yes, sir, 581 00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:33,770 I take this man for my husband. 582 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,572 You may now kiss the bride. 583 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,852 Here, in front of everybody? 584 00:24:37,876 --> 00:24:39,360 ( cackling) 585 00:24:39,428 --> 00:24:40,978 Very funny. 586 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:43,080 Boys. Who needs them? 587 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,481 Yeah, who needs them? 588 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:45,950 ( laughs) 589 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:48,196 I guess we do if we're ever going to get married. 590 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:49,252 ( laughing) 41266

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