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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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I won it! I won it!
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What happened?
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What is all the excitement?
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GREG: What's going on
here? We were playing bas...
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Look what I won, Mommy!
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Look at that! Oh!
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Hey! That's some trophy!
Look at that. Look, Daddy!
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How did you win it?
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For being the best jack
player at the playground.
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( all clamoring encouragement)
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Congratulations!
That's very good.
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That's great!
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Oh, it's so pretty.
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Nice going, Cindy.
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Yeah. It's really neat.
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PETER: Wow.
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MIKE: Looks like we're going
to have to build a trophy case
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for all the Brady
trophies, right?
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PETER: Hey, Bobby,
where are you going?
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Now everybody's got
a trophy... except me.
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I'll never win at anything.
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Hi.
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CAROL ( chuckles): Hi.
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What are you doing in there?
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Thinking.
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You want to do some talking?
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Okay.
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You want to come out,
or should we come in?
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I don't think there's
anything you can do.
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Well, you never can tell.
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Why don't you try us, honey?
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Well... well,
it's... it's nothing.
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Oh, listen, if it
takes that long
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to say it's nothing,
it's something.
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Bobby, if you don't tell
us, we can't help you.
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Everybody's won
a trophy except me.
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Even the girls.
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But, Bobby, they're
older than you.
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Well, Cindy isn't.
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And boy, if she can win
one and I can't, I'm nothing.
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Well, son, you know, you
haven't entered that many contests.
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Sure, I have.
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The last one was the
swimming race at the Y.
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I came in fourth.
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Well, I think
that's pretty good.
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There was only
four guys in the race.
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Look, how are you
going to win at anything
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if you don't keep trying?
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Your father's right, you know.
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You really think so?
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I'm positive.
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Just pick something
you're good at...
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Just one thing...
And stick with it.
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And then I'll bet you'll win.
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One thing, huh?
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( laughing)
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Triple jump!
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You can't win now.
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You want to play another game?
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No. Dumb game!
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( giggling)
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Okay, come on.
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You got it!
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I can't believe it!
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That's a cinch.
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Anybody can do it from there.
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If it's so easy,
let's see you do it.
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Yeah.
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Hurry up.
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You can have all of them.
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Okay.
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That was a good try, Bobby.
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Do it again.
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Hey, where you going?
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I thought we were going
to shoot some baskets.
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I thought so, too, but
Bobby doesn't think so
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and it's his ball.
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So what?
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So I beat him at free throws
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and now he won't let us use it.
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Dad, Mom, can we
see you for a minute?
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What's up?
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Well, we've all
talked it over and...
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All of us except Bobby.
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Yeah, except Bobby, and
we think you should know.
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Know what?
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Well, Bobby's
been a real stinker.
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Greg, you know I
don't like that word.
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It's the only word
that really fits, Mom.
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Well, what's the problem?
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Everything. No matter
what any of us are doing...
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Well, he's just a real stinker.
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Marcia, I just told Greg
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I don't want to hear that word.
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I'm sorry, Mom, but
that's what he's been.
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He blows his cork every time
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he doesn't win at something.
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Well, that's it.
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Bobby's still upset.
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What's he upset about?
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Well, all the rest of you kids
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have won trophies for
one thing or another, and...
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Bobby's the only one who hasn't
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and it's got him down.
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Gee, I never thought about that.
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Me either.
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It's really got him bugged, huh?
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Sure. That's the reason
he's being such a... a...
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Stinker. Stinker.
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Stinker.
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Well, I hope he wins
at something soon.
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It's the only thing
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he seems to have on his mind.
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( sighs)
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ANNOUNCER: It's the last
game of the World Series
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and it's up to Bobby
Brady... Two out in the ninth.
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The series is all tied up.
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Can he do it? Can he pull it out
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of the bag for the Dodgers?
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( fans cheering and applauding)
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Bobby Brady did it!
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He hit his fifth home run
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of the game... A
World Series record!
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The Dodgers win!
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Bobby Brady, we present you
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with this trophy
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for the greatest performance
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on the baseball field
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in the history of the game.
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That was nothing.
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Wait till next season.
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ANNOUNCER: Can
Bobby Brady do it?
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Can he come from last
place with a hole in his boat,
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not enough gas and
only a hundred yards left?
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Bobby Brady is making his move.
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He did it! It's fantastic!
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Believe it or not,
Bobby Brady won!
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MAN: Bobby Brady,
congratulations.
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You're the world's
greatest speedboat driver.
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Sure looks that way.
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( wind howling)
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ANNOUNCER: The last
jumper of the day is Bobby Brady.
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Here he comes.
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He takes off like a bird.
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He's flying...
flying... still flying...
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He broke the world's record!
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Bobby Brady wins!
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MAN: Bobby Brady, we
present you with this trophy
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for being the greatest
ski jumper who ever lived.
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I just got to get a trophy.
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I just got to get one.
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All right, all you
kiddies out there,
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this is Kartoon King
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reminding you to be sure and
wash your ears good tonight
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before you go to bed
because in case you dream,
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you can hear what
you're dreaming about.
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( laughing)
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You get it?
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You can hear what you're...
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Oh, I made that up myself.
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Oh, and I want to remind you
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be sure and tune in tomorrow
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to Kartoon King
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because I've got a real
wonderful announcement to make.
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A big special surprise.
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Well, so long, kids.
( doorbell ringing)
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Bye-bye, now.
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Bobby, can you catch that?
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I can't leave the kitchen.
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( show theme playing)
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( turns off TV)
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If you don't time
noodles just right,
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you've got a pot
full of rubber bands.
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( doorbell ringing)
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Your mother home?
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No.
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Your father home?
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No. What do you want?
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I'm selling magazines.
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Magazines? What kind?
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All kinds.
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You want to buy a subscription?
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No.
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Okay.
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Boy!
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You sure don't know
how to sell anything.
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I do, too.
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Then how come
you give up so easy?
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Why waste my time on you?
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I'm trying to win a contest.
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Contest? What kind?
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For selling the
most subscriptions.
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What's the prize?
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First prize is a
college education,
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but I'd rather have the
second prize: a minibike.
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Then there's this trophy.
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All you have to do to win
is sell dumb old magazines?
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Uh-huh. And I'm going to win.
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Oh, yeah?
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Bet I could sell more
subscriptions than you.
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Bet you couldn't.
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I'll prove it.
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How do I get in?
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You got to send
in an application.
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Well, where do I get one?
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Out of one of these magazines.
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You want to have one?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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That'll be 35 cents.
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Guess what I just bought.
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Whatever it is, I would
gladly exchange it
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for a plaster screw.
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I'm going to have to go
down to the hardware store.
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What's that?
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A subscription to a magazine.
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Another magazine? Carol,
this place is beginning
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to look like a dentist's office.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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I just couldn't
resist the salesman.
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Oh, really, Carol... hmm.
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Yeah, he's, uh, got beautiful
brown hair and big green eyes
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and he's four feet three.
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The only person I know
who's four feet three is...
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Bobby.
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Bobby?
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Yeah, he's in a
magazine-selling contest.
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We do know an
awful lot of people.
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You mean, between
the two of us, we could...
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That's exactly
what I was thinking.
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( chuckling)
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I really enjoyed lunch, Cathy.
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Yeah, I'll have
to get the recipe
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for that salad dressing.
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Listen, Cathy, um...
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I'd love to ask
you a little favor.
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Yeah. Well, you know,
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Bobby is selling subscriptions
to a magazine and...
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Yeah, next Saturday's great.
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I'll meet you on the
tee at 7:00 sharp.
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Oh, uh, George...
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Listen, I might just give you
two strokes aside this time.
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Yeah, yeah, that's
right, two strokes aside.
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Yeah. By the way, George...
267
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my son Bobby is
selling magazines...
268
00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:04,949
You, too?
269
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,151
How many subscriptions
did you take?
270
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,264
Just one.
271
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,787
For the sports magazine.
272
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:11,467
That's all I could afford.
273
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,191
I ordered three magazines.
274
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,371
Three? Where'd
you get the money?
275
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,311
Dad raised my allowance.
276
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,147
Marcia, will you
lend me a dollar?
277
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:21,483
Lend me 70 cents.
278
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,017
What for?
279
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:25,063
What else? I'm going to order
one of Bobby's magazines.
280
00:13:25,087 --> 00:13:29,090
I'm taking two subscriptions
to the same magazine.
281
00:13:29,158 --> 00:13:31,041
Why would you take
two subscriptions
282
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,376
to the same magazine?
283
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,896
Guess Bobby's a good salesman.
284
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,898
CAROL: Alice?
285
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,355
Yes, Mrs. Brady?
286
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:47,703
I'm very angry with you.
287
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,494
You are? What did I do?
288
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,847
Really, Alice, six
subscriptions from Bobby?
289
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,517
Oh, that. I'm sorry, Mrs. Brady.
290
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,518
It's all I could afford.
291
00:13:57,587 --> 00:13:59,587
Oh, Alice...
292
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:11,899
Bobby?
293
00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,067
Yeah?
294
00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:15,603
Can I trade one of
my comic magazines
295
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,271
for a beauty magazine?
296
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,772
Okay.
297
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,052
What are you doing?
298
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:21,542
Straightening out my orders.
299
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,295
Boy, am I a salesman.
300
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,263
Wait till I tell Mom and Dad
301
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:29,100
I sold magazines to
a lot of their friends:
302
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,652
Mrs. Jackson and Mr. Morton...
303
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,738
They know that.
304
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,107
How?
305
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,943
Because they told
all of them that...
306
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:44,048
Well, they just know.
307
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:46,350
They told all of them what?
308
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,035
Nothing.
309
00:14:48,104 --> 00:14:50,455
I think I hear
Marcia calling me.
310
00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,223
They told all of them what?
311
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,846
Well, don't you look pretty?
312
00:14:58,914 --> 00:15:00,059
Oh, thanks, Alice.
313
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,027
We should be home fairly early.
314
00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,095
MIKE: Carol!
315
00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,296
I'm coming, dear.
316
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,730
Now, listen, Alice,
if you need us,
317
00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:07,666
the Baxter's number
is in the book, okay?
318
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,733
Okay. Good night, dear.
319
00:15:08,757 --> 00:15:10,157
Good night. Have fun.
320
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,254
Honey, we're 15 minutes late.
321
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,677
Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
322
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,763
Mom, Dad, these
subscriptions belong to you.
323
00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,799
I don't understand.
324
00:15:18,868 --> 00:15:20,912
You called up all your
friends and told them
325
00:15:20,936 --> 00:15:22,570
to buy subscriptions from me.
326
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:24,772
( sighs)
327
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,807
Well, I suppose that's true.
328
00:15:26,876 --> 00:15:29,376
But you sold the
magazines to them.
329
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,045
No, I didn't.
330
00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:33,948
You did, cause you don't think
I can win anything on my own.
331
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,300
Oh, Bobby, yes, we do.
332
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,802
I'll win something on my own,
333
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,486
or else I won't win at all!
334
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,444
( sighs)
335
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,845
( sighs)
336
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:51,215
You know, Mike, I... I
think we made a mistake.
337
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,285
Well, honey, parents
can be human, too.
338
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:02,693
KARTOON KING: Okay, all you
kids out there in my Kartoon Kingdom,
339
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,128
who likes ice cream?
340
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,797
Now, if you do, shout, "me!"
341
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,048
Me!
342
00:16:08,117 --> 00:16:09,683
What's your favorite flavor?
343
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:11,702
Strawberry.
344
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,638
Oh. Well, everybody who
said chocolate, raise your hand.
345
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,823
Chocolate?
346
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,291
( blows raspberry)
347
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,559
Oh, no matter.
348
00:16:18,628 --> 00:16:20,762
Whether you like
chocolate or what flavor,
349
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,296
you like ice cream,
350
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:25,533
and you are going to enter
our contest of eating ice cream.
351
00:16:25,602 --> 00:16:28,085
Now, that means that we're
looking for the boy or the girl
352
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,656
who can eat ice cream
faster than anybody else.
353
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,773
I can eat it fast.
354
00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:34,892
( chuckling): What fun!
355
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:42,266
And the winner will receive my
Kartoon King golden scoop trophy
356
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:47,038
plus all the ice cream you
can eat for a whole yummy year.
357
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,255
( laughing)
358
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:50,441
Wow. A whole year?
359
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,443
Now, the first
six kids out there
360
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,428
who call me here at the station
361
00:16:54,497 --> 00:16:58,949
are going to get picked for
our great dee-licious lick-off.
362
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,951
Ha-ha! Here's the
telephone number.
363
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,420
Are you ready, kids?
364
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,489
Yeah.
365
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,622
Listen.
366
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,308
555-6161.
367
00:17:07,376 --> 00:17:13,164
And if that's a toll
call, it's still 555-6161.
368
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,677
Get on those phones
and make 'em hum.
369
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,466
( hums goofy tune)
370
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,435
You like it, oh?
371
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:22,973
( theme music playing) (
whispering): six... one... six... one.
372
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:29,547
Five... five... five...
373
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:34,318
six... one... six... one.
374
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,820
Kartoon King Show?
375
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,522
My name is Bobby Brady,
376
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:41,158
and can I eat ice cream fast.
377
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,659
Come on, Bobby, honey.
378
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,261
We're going to be late.
379
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:47,414
GREG: Come on!
Hurry up, everybody!
380
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,016
Good luck, Bobby!
381
00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:50,729
JAN: Yeah! Have a good time!
382
00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:51,753
You'll win.
383
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,653
You can out-lick them, Bobby!
384
00:17:52,722 --> 00:17:54,688
You'll do it, Bobby!
385
00:17:54,757 --> 00:17:55,767
JAN: You sure can!
386
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,357
Don't worry. I'll win.
387
00:17:57,426 --> 00:17:59,026
( all shouting encouragement)
388
00:17:59,094 --> 00:18:00,728
Have a good time!
389
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,643
STAGE MANAGER: 30 Seconds.
390
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,849
Don't worry.
391
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,918
My-my water.
392
00:18:06,985 --> 00:18:08,319
Take-take my water.
393
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,087
Oh, my scepter.
394
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:11,622
Bring me my scepter.
395
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,469
Thank you. Ten seconds.
396
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,660
Ten seconds? Whew!
397
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,957
Ew, yuck! Oh!
398
00:18:18,981 --> 00:18:20,481
Oh, well, that's okay, honey.
399
00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:22,211
Good luck, honey.
400
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:25,669
( trumpet fanfare plays)
401
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,889
Hi, there, boys and girls
out in Kartoon Kingdom.
402
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:31,725
It's time for our
ice-cream-eating contest.
403
00:18:31,794 --> 00:18:34,712
You're going to have a
lot of fun today, I know.
404
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:39,233
And the one who finishes
his dish first is going to win
405
00:18:39,301 --> 00:18:42,803
this great big Kartoon
King golden scoop trophy.
406
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,289
What fun!
407
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,391
Ha-ha! How about
that, kids, huh?
408
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,626
Well, now,
409
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:52,813
and for one whole
y-u-u-u-mmy year,
410
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,349
all the ice cream
the winner can eat.
411
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,884
Okay, kids, are we ready?
412
00:18:56,952 --> 00:18:57,963
Are we ready?
413
00:18:57,987 --> 00:18:59,267
All right, then.
414
00:18:59,321 --> 00:19:00,365
On your mark.
415
00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:03,640
Get ready, get set and...
416
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:05,209
Hold it just a minute.
417
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,078
Where'd you get those spoons?
418
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,196
No spoons allowed
in this contest.
419
00:19:09,265 --> 00:19:12,266
Ha-ha. No, sir.
420
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:14,035
Right, kids?
421
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,920
Ha-ha! Oh, yeah.
422
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,373
Well, no spoons allowed
in this contest at all.
423
00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:22,810
Why, it isn't any fun eating
ice cream with a spoon.
424
00:19:22,879 --> 00:19:24,612
How are we supposed to eat it?
425
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:26,058
Well, now, that's
a good question...
426
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,726
and I've got a good answer:
427
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,083
With your mouth.
428
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:30,612
Ha-ha-ha! With your mouth.
429
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:31,764
Right, kids? Ha-ha!
430
00:19:31,788 --> 00:19:33,354
All right, here we go, then.
431
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,755
Everybody ready?
432
00:19:34,823 --> 00:19:36,156
Get on your mark.
433
00:19:36,225 --> 00:19:37,508
Get ready.
434
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,592
Get set.
435
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:41,395
Get ready and...
436
00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:43,698
Oh, hold it, hold it, hold it.
437
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,132
I forgot again.
438
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:47,834
And hands behind
your backs, everybody.
439
00:19:47,903 --> 00:19:48,903
That's it.
440
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,805
All the way behind
your backs. That's it.
441
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:53,418
Put your hands...
that's good. All right.
442
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,742
I think we're ready now.
443
00:19:54,811 --> 00:19:56,188
Shh. Shh. Shh.
444
00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:57,492
Are you ready? Here we go.
445
00:19:57,547 --> 00:19:59,396
On your mark. Get ready.
446
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,048
Hands behind your back.
447
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,116
Get set.
448
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:03,684
Hold it just a minute.
449
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:06,320
I really forgot
something this time. Oh.
450
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,989
( chuckling)
451
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,340
Look at this. Oh.
452
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:11,859
Oh, and look at this.
453
00:20:11,928 --> 00:20:13,060
Oh, look.
454
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,628
Isn't that beautiful?
455
00:20:14,697 --> 00:20:16,029
What, oh.
456
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:18,799
That looks just good
enough to eat, doesn't it?
457
00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,067
Oh. Ah, yes.
458
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:23,421
Oh, isn't that great?
459
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,155
All right, then.
460
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,991
All right now, kids,
are you all ready?
461
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,227
Are you ready?
462
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:30,894
All right, here we go, then.
463
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,196
On your marks.
464
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:33,480
Get ready.
465
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:35,716
All your hands behind your back?
466
00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:37,885
Good. Get set.
467
00:20:37,954 --> 00:20:39,353
Go!
468
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,523
( show theme playing)
469
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,078
Get in there now.
470
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,513
Let's go!
471
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,049
Yeah.
472
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:31,805
Hold it! Hold it!
473
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,742
We have a winner.
474
00:21:34,811 --> 00:21:36,860
Wow, hey!
475
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:40,297
You are some eater, huh?
476
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,666
You're all mouth.
477
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,100
Right, kids?
478
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:46,020
( chortling)
479
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:02,369
I lost... again.
480
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,020
CAROL: Hey, that's strange.
481
00:22:08,044 --> 00:22:10,022
Looks like everybody's
out of the house.
482
00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:12,524
BOBBY: They didn't want
to stay home to see a loser.
483
00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,348
MIKE: Now, that will do, Bob.
484
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,054
Anybody home?
485
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:22,856
Gee, I wonder where
everybody went.
486
00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:30,180
Alice?
487
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,403
Surprise! Surprise!
488
00:22:37,407 --> 00:22:38,472
Surprise!
489
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:39,823
Surprise!
490
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,119
Surprise! Surprise!
491
00:22:41,143 --> 00:22:43,321
ALL: Surprise! Surprise!
492
00:22:43,345 --> 00:22:44,645
( all shouting)
493
00:22:44,714 --> 00:22:46,258
JAN: Congratulations, Bobby!
494
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,826
GREG: Congratulations! Hey,
Bobby, you looked great on the TV!
495
00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,383
Yeah!
496
00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,629
That was great!
497
00:22:50,653 --> 00:22:51,885
Don't you know I lost?
498
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,237
Didn't you watch?
499
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,288
We know. We saw the show.
500
00:22:55,357 --> 00:22:58,224
Then what are you
congratulating me for?
501
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,849
Well, we've got this for you.
502
00:23:07,954 --> 00:23:08,886
A trophy?
503
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:09,955
What for?
504
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:11,672
Read what's on it.
505
00:23:11,741 --> 00:23:14,408
"To our brother Bobby
506
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,444
"for trying harder
than anyone we know.
507
00:23:17,513 --> 00:23:19,513
"We're proud of him.
508
00:23:19,581 --> 00:23:22,783
Greg, Marcia, Peter,
Jan and Cindy."
509
00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:26,353
You really proud of me?
510
00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:29,155
ALL: Yes!
511
00:23:29,224 --> 00:23:32,443
Boy, this is the best
trophy in the world.
512
00:23:32,511 --> 00:23:33,989
Can we start the party now
513
00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:36,493
before the ice cream melts?
514
00:23:40,902 --> 00:23:43,136
Ice cream?
515
00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:45,071
Yecch.
516
00:23:57,053 --> 00:23:58,897
Well, we managed to
survive another crisis.
517
00:23:58,921 --> 00:23:59,720
That should take
care of the trophies
518
00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:01,088
around here for a while.
519
00:24:01,157 --> 00:24:03,324
There's one more
I'd like to contribute
520
00:24:03,392 --> 00:24:05,003
to the household
collection, Mr. Brady.
521
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,094
Hey, Alice, that's a beauty.
Where'd you win that?
522
00:24:07,163 --> 00:24:08,163
High school.
523
00:24:08,231 --> 00:24:09,274
Hey, let me see.
524
00:24:09,298 --> 00:24:12,399
"Westdale High School. 19..."
525
00:24:12,468 --> 00:24:14,351
I can't make out the date.
526
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,953
I know.
527
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:19,322
It was easier before I
used the steel wool on it.
528
00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,591
Let's see.
529
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,660
"To Alice Nelson. First place."
530
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:24,795
School modern dance contest?
531
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:26,280
Hey, Alice, that's great.
532
00:24:26,348 --> 00:24:29,166
Why didn't you tell us you
were such a good dancer?
533
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,635
Well, actually, I
didn't know it myself.
534
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,282
But you'd be surprised
at the moves you make
535
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,923
when the elastic breaks
in your gym bloomers.
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