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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was ♪
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♪ Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must ♪
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♪ Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all ♪
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♪ Became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we became ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch. ♪
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This is Ken Jones,
your mobile reporter.
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A junior high school
may seem a strange place
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to find your reporter
this afternoon,
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but the young girls of today
are the women of tomorrow,
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and we'd like to get
their thoughts on a subject
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of increasing interest
to women of all ages:
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the women's liberation movement.
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Would you mind telling
me your name, young lady?
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Judy Winters.
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Well, Judy, what do
you think of women's lib?
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Do you think girls
are the equal of boys
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in every respect?
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Well, gee, I never really
thought about it much.
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I see.
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How about you?
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What's your name?
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Marcia Brady.
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Marcia, do you feel girls
are the equal of boys?
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Well, if we're all supposed
to be created equal,
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I guess that means
girls as well as boys.
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Then I take it you're
for women's liberation.
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I guess I am.
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Do you have any
brothers, Marcia?
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Yes, sir. Three.
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Do you think you can do
everything they can do?
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Well, I think I should
have the chance to try.
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Tell me this: Do they
put you down sometimes?
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I mean, just
because you're a girl?
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They sure do, and it's not fair.
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Do you think
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girls should do
something about that?
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We certainly should.
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( girls cheering)
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Well, thank you, girls.
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Be sure to watch yourselves
tonight on the Early News.
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How about you, girls?
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Wow! We're going to
be on television tonight.
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Yeah.
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What you said about boys...
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If my father and brother
heard me talk like that,
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they'd clobber me.
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You sure are brave.
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Oh, no.
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What's the matter?
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I'm not brave.
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I'm stupid.
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ANNOUNCER: And now,
stay tuned for the Early News.
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What do you want?
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We want to watch television.
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To get the ball scores.
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Well, the TV set's broken.
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It was all right this afternoon.
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Let me take a look.
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Hey, she's right.
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It is broken.
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For crying out
loud, the plug is out.
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There.
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And today our mobile
reporter visited...
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( hits switch)
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What's the matter with you?
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I thought I heard
Alice call us to dinner.
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I didn't hear anything.
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Well, Judy, what do
you think of women's lib?
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That's Judy Winters!
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Equal of boys in every respect?
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( hits switch)
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Will you quit fooling around?
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( chuckles)
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Marcia, do you feel girls
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are the equal of boys?
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Hey, that's you.
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Well, if we're all supposed
to be created equal,
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I guess that means
girls as well as boys.
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How did you get on TV?!
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MARCIA: I guess I am.
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Bobby, go tell Mom
and Dad Marcia's on TV.
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Do you have any
brothers, Marcia?
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Yes, sir, I have three.
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Do you think you can do
everything they can do?
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Well, I think I should
have the chance to try.
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She looks good.
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Shh! Shh!
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Tell me this: Do they put
you down sometimes...
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I mean, just
because you're a girl?
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They sure do, and it's not fair.
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Do you think girls should
do something about that?
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We certainly should.
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( girls cheer)
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I agree with that.
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Well, thank you, girls.
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Be sure to watch
yourselves tonight
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on the Early News.
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How do you like that?
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First time my sister gets on TV,
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she sounds like a kook.
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What do you mean, "kook"?
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( clears throat)
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Tell me, Miss, can you
do anything boys can do?
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( falsetto): Yes, sir. Anything.
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And how about you, Miss?
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( falsetto): Oh,
yes, sir. Me, too.
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Hey, hey, hey. Cool it, cool it.
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Greg, that's enough.
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I just meant that girls should
have the same chance as boys.
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I'd like to see you prove you
can do anything boys can do.
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Okay, then, I'll prove it.
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Oh, yeah? How?
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I'll think of something.
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Okay, boys, time to
wash up for dinner.
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Come on.
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You heard your mother.
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BOBBY ( falsetto): Oh, I
can do anything boys can do.
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Are you angry with
me for what I said?
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Well, of course not, dear.
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What about you, Dad?
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No, honey. I think you
have a right to your opinion.
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Good, 'cause I meant
everything I said.
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( chuckles)
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Kids.
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They get wound up
about the craziest things.
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Well, I don't think
women's lib is crazy.
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Oh, I didn't mean it
was crazy. I just meant...
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well... mmm... What?
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Well, some of the things
they want are pretty far out.
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Don't you think so?
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Well, I've never
gone out marching,
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but I do believe in
some of their causes.
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Mrs. Brady, should
I put these rolls in?
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Alice, what do you
think about women's lib?
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Don't you think
women are entitled
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to the same
opportunities as men?
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Uh... well, uh... Go
on. Speak right up.
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I don't think it's a bad idea.
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Alice, uh...
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On the other hand, I didn't say
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it was a good idea either.
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I'll put these rolls in.
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I didn't realize
it was this late.
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We'd better hurry
up and have dinner.
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I don't want to be late
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for Greg's Council
meeting tonight.
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Mike, we didn't finish
our conversation.
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Yeah, well, honey, I
don't want to be late
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for the Frontier Scouts meeting.
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After all, I'm Council
Master this year.
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Chicken.
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( clucking)
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Life around here is
going to be impossible
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till I can find a way to put
those boys in their places.
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But how?
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I wish I knew. Especially Greg.
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Tell him what you think of him.
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I'll go with you.
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Me, too.
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He's not home.
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He went to one of his
dumb old meetings.
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Boys are always going
to dumb old meetings.
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Why are the meetings so dumb?
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Because they're all boys.
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No girls.
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Hey! That's it.
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What? I don't get it.
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Me neither.
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You might not get it
but, believe me, they will.
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And Lloyd, he didn't know
that I was tracking him, see,
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'cause I stepped on a stick
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and he must have
thought it was a bear
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'cause he took off
like it was a drag race.
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Marcia, what are you doing here?
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You'll see.
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Hey, honey.
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Oh, something wrong at home?
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Nothing, Dad.
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Oh, Stan, I'm sorry.
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This is my daughter Marcia.
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Marcia, Mr. Jacobsen.
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What, you need to talk
to me about something?
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Yes.
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I want to join the
Frontier Scouts.
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You want to do what?
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Oh, well, I, uh...
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I don't think I understand.
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I think I do.
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Would you excuse
us for a minute?
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Marcia, not that women's
lib business again?
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Dad, unless there's a very
good reason why I can't,
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I want to join Greg's
Frontier Scouts.
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Well?
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Well, I can't find a thing.
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How about you, Stan?
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There's nothing here, Mike.
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Um... fellas, I, uh...
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I'm afraid there's
nothing in the regulations
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that says that a Frontier
Scout has to be a boy.
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( boys groaning)
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I'm afraid, uh, we've just
always assumed it was for boys.
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Well... that being the case...
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Marcia, here's your handbook.
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But, before you can
become a Frontier Scout,
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you have to pass
a field initiation test.
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You'll find all the
requirements in there.
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Well, thanks, everybody.
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I'll see you all at
the next meeting.
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Bye.
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She's really flipped her lid.
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That's the craziest
thing I've ever heard of.
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I'm afraid Marcia
doesn't feel that way.
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I'll show her.
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I'll show her just
how dumb it is.
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How come girls do dumb things,
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and they don't even
know it's dumb?
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'Cause they're dumb.
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There's got to be some way
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to show Marcia
how silly she looks
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trying to be a Frontier Scout.
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Why did she have
to start all this for?
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What's the matter
with her own girls' club?
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Well, the Sunflower
Girls are girls.
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She wants to be a boy.
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She has to... The
Sunflower Girls!
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What?
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Her club.
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I wonder how she'd like
some of her own medicine.
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What do you mean?
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What if I joined
the Sunflower Girls?
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That would show her.
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Hey, that's wild.
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Can boys get in?
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There's one way to find out.
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Hey, he's got it.
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Nobody was in the
room, so I sneaked it out.
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Well, what does it say?
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Boy, this is really
going to get her.
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Marcia's going to flip.
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Yeah, there, there.
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Here it is.
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Nope. There's nothing
in the guidebook
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that says a Sunflower
Girl has to be a girl.
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Then you can join!
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Yeah.
264
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,855
Oh, no.
265
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,523
What's the matter?
266
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,270
Well, it doesn't say
anything about being a girl,
267
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,572
but listen to this.
268
00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,707
"A Sunflower must
be of good character
269
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:07,098
and between the
ages of ten and 14."
270
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:08,482
I'm too old.
271
00:11:08,518 --> 00:11:11,035
And it was such a great idea.
272
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:14,255
I'd do it, but I'm not ten yet.
273
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,452
Oh, no. Not me.
274
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,522
I'm not going to be
any Sunflower Girl.
275
00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:33,419
But you got to, Pete.
276
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,026
No chance. No way!
277
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,945
How come it was okay for Greg?
278
00:11:36,980 --> 00:11:38,296
That was different.
279
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,809
This isn't just for me.
280
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,066
This is a chance to
fight back for all men.
281
00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:43,818
And for all boys.
282
00:11:43,853 --> 00:11:45,686
For all mankind.
283
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:50,759
Me? A Sunflower Girl?
284
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:04,338
Peter a Sunflower Girl?
285
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:05,773
It'll really show Marcia
286
00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,176
how silly she looks
for joining my club.
287
00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:09,755
That's a pretty wild idea.
288
00:12:09,779 --> 00:12:12,480
How do you feel about that?
289
00:12:12,516 --> 00:12:14,043
Sillier than Marcia will.
290
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,366
But you got to, Pete.
291
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,229
Well, what do you think, Dad?
292
00:12:17,253 --> 00:12:18,602
No, that's your affair.
293
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,404
You guys keep me out of this.
294
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,307
Come on, Pete. Please.
295
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,674
Well, okay.
296
00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:24,942
Neato.
297
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:26,411
Now, listen, I don't want
298
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,229
this thing to get out of hand.
299
00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:29,297
It won't, Dad.
300
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,098
He probably won't have to join
301
00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,366
the Sunflower Girls.
302
00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:33,600
When we tell Marcia,
303
00:12:33,636 --> 00:12:36,003
she'll back out of
her whole dumb idea.
304
00:12:36,039 --> 00:12:37,604
Good luck.
305
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,076
MARCIA: Out, two, three, four...
306
00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:43,678
( Alice sputtering)
307
00:12:43,713 --> 00:12:45,513
In, two, three, four...
308
00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,749
out, two, three, four...
309
00:12:47,784 --> 00:12:49,950
in, two, three, four...
310
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,498
I thought that mouth-
to-mouth resuscitation
311
00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,299
was the going thing these days.
312
00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:57,191
We have to learn both
ways for our initiation test.
313
00:12:57,226 --> 00:12:58,559
Oh...( gasping)
314
00:12:58,595 --> 00:13:00,561
Out, two, three, four...
315
00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:02,497
in, two, three, four...
316
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,909
How about a little break?
317
00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:05,378
I'd like to get some dinner
318
00:13:05,402 --> 00:13:07,446
while I still have
some breath left.
319
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,604
We can practice
the fireman's carry
320
00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:11,238
and the leg splints later.
321
00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:12,907
Do we have to?
322
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:15,893
Alice, I'm not doing
this just for me.
323
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,595
It's for all women.
324
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,075
Don't you want to be liberated?
325
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,549
Liberated, yes.
326
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:24,619
Lacerated, no.
327
00:13:28,825 --> 00:13:31,103
Hey, have I got a
news flash for you.
328
00:13:31,127 --> 00:13:32,538
Yeah, a news flash.
329
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,540
If you're joining
the Frontier Scouts,
330
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,442
Peter's going to join
your Sunflower Girls.
331
00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:37,831
What?
332
00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,611
That's right, isn't it, Pete?
333
00:13:39,635 --> 00:13:40,701
Yep, that's right.
334
00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,386
What do you think of that?
335
00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,322
I think it's great.
336
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,007
Great?!
337
00:13:46,042 --> 00:13:47,870
Peter, at least
you see my point.
338
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,494
There isn't any reason
339
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,812
why we all can't join
whatever group we want to.
340
00:13:51,847 --> 00:13:53,580
There's a big meeting tonight,
341
00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:56,016
and I'll introduce
you to all the girls.
342
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,986
And you're just in time
for the big cookie sale.
343
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:00,921
I'll even lend you my uniform.
344
00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:05,493
Mike, is Peter really
joining the Sunflower Girls?
345
00:14:05,528 --> 00:14:07,506
Well, it looks that way, honey.
346
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:08,996
But that's ridiculous.
347
00:14:09,031 --> 00:14:10,498
Sure, it is.
348
00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:12,078
It's not any more ridiculous
349
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,346
than Marcia joining
the Frontier Scouts.
350
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,604
Oh, yes, but
Marcia's really serious
351
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:18,655
about this women's lib business.
352
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,192
What about men's lib?
353
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,639
Don't you think
men ought to be free
354
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,190
to do what men do best?
355
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:26,514
Sure, and I think
356
00:14:26,549 --> 00:14:28,316
women ought to do
what women do best,
357
00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:29,550
but there are some things
358
00:14:29,586 --> 00:14:31,352
that men and women
do equally well.
359
00:14:31,388 --> 00:14:33,366
I agree with that,
especially one thing.
360
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,356
What's that?
361
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:38,025
You pucker up, and
I'm going to show you.
362
00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:39,360
Stop it.
363
00:14:39,396 --> 00:14:40,895
Watch the coffee.
364
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,320
What are you doing?
365
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:50,654
Nothing.
366
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,168
What's in the boxes?
367
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:53,657
Just... just some stuff.
368
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,337
I said it's just some stuff.
369
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,328
Sunflower Girl cookies.
370
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,030
What's that?
371
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,101
Marcia's uniform.
372
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,429
You're going to wear it?
373
00:15:04,453 --> 00:15:05,502
Are you kidding?
374
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,154
Pete, it's part of our deal.
375
00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:08,572
I won't wear any skirt,
376
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,324
and I won't sell any cookies.
377
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:11,442
You have to do it.
378
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:12,721
Marcia only went along with this
379
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,245
because she thought
you'd chicken out.
380
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,324
Yeah. Let her chicken out.
381
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,381
Right. Call her bluff.
382
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:20,484
Well... You don't
have to wear the skirt.
383
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,052
Okay.
384
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,254
We'll even help
you sell the cookies.
385
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,890
Come on, let's get dressed.
386
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,295
Maybe there's nobody home.
387
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,841
Ring the bell and find out.
388
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,710
And remember
what you have to say.
389
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:35,799
Do I have to say that?
390
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,435
Peter, if Marcia finds out
391
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,704
you didn't go strictly
by the rules, we're sunk.
392
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,617
I'm making her go by the rules
393
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,152
for the Frontier Scouts.
394
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:44,324
Okay.
395
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,011
And smile.
396
00:15:55,071 --> 00:15:56,071
Yeah?
397
00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,839
I am a little Sunflower,
398
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,641
sunny, brave and true.
399
00:16:00,677 --> 00:16:04,145
From tiny bud to blossom,
I do good deeds for you.
400
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,147
Are you kidding?
401
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,447
No, sir.
402
00:16:07,483 --> 00:16:09,211
Would you like to
buy my cookies?
403
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,818
Cookies?
404
00:16:10,853 --> 00:16:12,186
A dollar a box.
405
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,788
It's for the Sunflower Girls.
406
00:16:14,824 --> 00:16:16,807
You're putting me on.
407
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,660
Are... are we on
one of them, uh...
408
00:16:19,696 --> 00:16:21,462
hidden-camera shows?
409
00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:22,797
No, sir.
410
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:25,666
Whoever sells the most
cookies wins the contest.
411
00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:27,769
And, uh, what do
you get if you win?
412
00:16:27,804 --> 00:16:31,805
I get to be Blossom
of the Month.
413
00:16:33,642 --> 00:16:36,093
You're really serious?
414
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,546
Yes, sir. Would you
like to buy my cookies?
415
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,847
I'll take a box, kid.
416
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,027
You will?
417
00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:43,317
Yeah.
418
00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:45,919
I hate cookies, but
I admire your nerve.
419
00:16:45,955 --> 00:16:47,488
"Blossom of the Month."
420
00:16:47,523 --> 00:16:49,590
( laughing)
421
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,993
That's it. I quit.
422
00:16:53,028 --> 00:16:56,130
I don't care if Marcia
gets to be president!
423
00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,199
What do we do now?
424
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,445
I'll think of something.
425
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:00,745
Marcia's supposed to take
426
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,204
her initiation test
tomorrow on the camp-out.
427
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,772
Can't you goof up
her test some way?
428
00:17:05,808 --> 00:17:07,652
Nah, that wouldn't be fair.
429
00:17:07,676 --> 00:17:11,011
But I can make her
stick to every single rule.
430
00:17:11,046 --> 00:17:14,766
One slip... just one
mistake... and she's out.
431
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,064
Hey, this looks like
a pretty good spot.
432
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,755
Yeah, yeah, just fine.
433
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,224
Okay, fellas,
let's get unloaded.
434
00:17:54,056 --> 00:17:55,767
What are you doing sitting down?
435
00:17:55,791 --> 00:17:57,758
Don't we get a
chance to rest now?
436
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,361
Not yet. We got to
put up our tents first.
437
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:02,914
Oh. Okay.
438
00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:22,844
How long you going
to give her to put it up?
439
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,135
Take it easy, Greg.
440
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,948
There's nothing in the guidebook
441
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,255
that says we have
to put a time limit on it.
442
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:36,763
There. How's that?
443
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:39,233
Well, I have to
say that's not bad.
444
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:40,751
What's my next test?
445
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,188
Not much. Just a
few simple little things.
446
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,090
She'll flunk for sure.
447
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,058
Oh, what's the use?
448
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,372
I'm only supposed
to have a concussion.
449
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,374
How am I going to breathe?
450
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,908
Through your mouth.
451
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,745
Are you sure you
don't want a breather?
452
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:05,069
No, thanks, Dad.
453
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:07,705
If boys can do it, so can I.
454
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,597
GREG: She'll never
make it in time.
455
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,116
( all chuckling)
456
00:20:45,228 --> 00:20:48,073
MIKE: You did blaze a
proper trail for her to follow?
457
00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:49,396
Oh, sure, Dad.
458
00:20:49,431 --> 00:20:51,399
Of course, some of the marks
459
00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:53,434
I left may be a little small.
460
00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,035
( cackling)
461
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:09,450
Come here.
462
00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:18,292
You've been giving Marcia
463
00:21:18,327 --> 00:21:20,294
a hard time through
this whole thing,
464
00:21:20,329 --> 00:21:22,229
and she's been a
pretty good sport.
465
00:21:22,264 --> 00:21:23,831
I just wanted to show her that
466
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,500
trying to join the Frontier
Scouts is a kooky idea.
467
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:30,521
Well, kooky or not, she's
given it a pretty good go.
468
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,856
I guess. But, if
she passes this,
469
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:36,643
I'll personally invite
every girl I know to join.
470
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:44,251
You better start making
out your invitations.
471
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,733
She made it in time.
472
00:21:48,757 --> 00:21:50,557
With a minute to spare.
473
00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:52,526
Hey, you okay, sweetheart?
474
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:57,481
Dad, you don't call Frontier
Scouts sweetheart, but I'm okay.
475
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,404
How did she do, Stan?
476
00:22:04,439 --> 00:22:06,573
Well, she found every sign that
477
00:22:06,608 --> 00:22:08,542
Greg left for her to follow.
478
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,477
I don't know how she did it.
479
00:22:10,512 --> 00:22:12,179
I got lost twice myself.
480
00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:13,580
Well, she passed every test.
481
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:16,232
You ought to be the one
to tell her the good news.
482
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:19,220
Okay.
483
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,912
Marcia, you made it.
484
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:30,831
Marcia...
485
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,034
Well, how do you like that?
486
00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:38,138
Most guys would be jumping
around yelling their heads off.
487
00:22:38,174 --> 00:22:40,574
My kooky sister goes to sleep.
488
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:47,564
I still don't see
why we all can't go.
489
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,544
Honey, the initiation ceremony
490
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,713
is just for the Frontier Scouts.
491
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:54,037
But this is a big
victory for us girls.
492
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:56,873
From now on, we'll be
treated the same as boys.
493
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,387
At your age, that's victory.
494
00:22:58,411 --> 00:22:59,910
At mine, it's defeat.
495
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:06,695
Marcia down here yet?
496
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,884
She'll be down in a minute.
497
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,687
It always takes girls longer.
498
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:10,854
You see? Girls.
499
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:12,367
Okay, okay. Marcia!
500
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,724
MARCIA: Yes, Dad?
501
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,773
How come you're
not in your uniform?
502
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,629
Is something wrong, honey?
503
00:23:19,665 --> 00:23:22,649
I called Mr. Jacobsen
to tell him I'm not going.
504
00:23:22,684 --> 00:23:23,901
You what?
505
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,954
But, honey, the initiation
ceremony's tonight.
506
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:28,266
Not for me.
507
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:29,434
You don't want to join
508
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,119
the Frontier Scouts after all?
509
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,637
No. Chopping and tracking
510
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,739
is nice, I guess,
if you're a boy.
511
00:23:34,763 --> 00:23:36,580
It really is.
512
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:37,976
I just wanted to prove to myself
513
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,644
I could do it even
though I'm a girl.
514
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:42,219
Oh, did the new fashion
magazine come yet?
515
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,721
Sure. It's up in my room.
516
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,488
Come on, I'll show it to you.
517
00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:46,757
Wow.
518
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,970
Well... guess
the initiation is off.
519
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:50,928
I don't understand women at all.
520
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,874
Well, it's a woman's prerogative
521
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,364
to change her mind.
522
00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:55,532
Who said that?
523
00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,312
I don't know, but I bet...
524
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,136
BOTH: It was a woman.
525
00:24:09,798 --> 00:24:12,099
Boy, these sure are
good cookies, Alice...
526
00:24:12,134 --> 00:24:13,467
The best you ever made.
527
00:24:13,502 --> 00:24:15,813
Thanks, Peter, except
I didn't make them.
528
00:24:15,837 --> 00:24:17,871
Then they're the
best Mom ever made.
529
00:24:17,906 --> 00:24:19,951
She didn't make them either.
530
00:24:19,975 --> 00:24:21,241
Boy, they're good.
531
00:24:21,277 --> 00:24:22,909
Where did we get them?
532
00:24:22,945 --> 00:24:24,489
We bought them from you.
533
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They're Sunflower Girl cookies.
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On second thought,
they're not too good.
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