Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:12,744
♪ Here's the story ♪
2
00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:14,796
♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
3
00:00:14,865 --> 00:00:15,975
♪ Who was bringing up ♪
4
00:00:15,999 --> 00:00:18,533
♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
5
00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:21,203
♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
6
00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,004
♪ Like their mother ♪
7
00:00:23,073 --> 00:00:26,108
♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
8
00:00:26,177 --> 00:00:30,028
♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
9
00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:33,832
♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
10
00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:37,435
♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
11
00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:40,605
♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
12
00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,824
♪ Till the one day when ♪
13
00:00:41,892 --> 00:00:44,409
♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
14
00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:48,180
♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
15
00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:49,480
♪ That this group ♪
16
00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:52,017
♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
17
00:00:52,085 --> 00:00:55,003
♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
18
00:00:55,072 --> 00:00:57,539
♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
19
00:00:57,607 --> 00:00:59,758
♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
20
00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:07,065
♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
21
00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:39,566
Hi, Mom.
22
00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,600
Hi, honey.
23
00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:41,800
How was school today?
24
00:01:41,868 --> 00:01:43,302
Okay.
25
00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,114
Alice made some of your
favorite cookies if you're hungry.
26
00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,239
Good, I am.
27
00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:51,310
Mm... here, this is for you.
28
00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:52,458
Oh.
29
00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:56,765
Hey, it's an invitation to
Lucy Winter's birthday party.
30
00:01:58,401 --> 00:01:59,968
Who opened it?
31
00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:01,869
I did, but it wasn't my fault.
32
00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:03,304
Look at the envelope.
33
00:02:04,408 --> 00:02:06,141
"Marcia Brady"?
34
00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,743
How come my invitation
was addressed to you?
35
00:02:08,812 --> 00:02:10,161
I don't know.
36
00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:11,230
Lucy's your friend,
37
00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,131
so I called her
and checked it out.
38
00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,400
Well, what did she say?
39
00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:16,079
Well, you know, just
one of those things.
40
00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:17,247
She made a mistake
41
00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,751
and put my name
instead of yours.
42
00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:33,980
JAN: Mom?
43
00:02:34,004 --> 00:02:35,370
Yes, honey?
44
00:02:35,439 --> 00:02:37,672
Did you hear about
Lucy Winter's invitation?
45
00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:39,941
Well, I did hear
Marcia calling about it.
46
00:02:40,010 --> 00:02:42,760
( sighs)
47
00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:47,026
Why does this
always happen to me?
48
00:02:47,050 --> 00:02:49,818
Why does what always happen?
49
00:02:49,887 --> 00:02:52,420
People are always
forgetting who I am.
50
00:02:52,489 --> 00:02:54,489
I'm always Marcia's
younger sister
51
00:02:54,557 --> 00:02:56,991
or Cindy's older sister.
52
00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,460
I'm in the middle
53
00:02:58,529 --> 00:03:01,296
and being in the middle
is like being invisible.
54
00:03:01,365 --> 00:03:05,083
Oh, Jan, I really think you're
making too much out of this.
55
00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,751
I mean, after all,
56
00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,887
you are the one who
was invited to the party.
57
00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:11,689
( sighs)
58
00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,459
They won't even know I'm there.
59
00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,530
Jan Brady will, that's who.
60
00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,637
Dad, can I talk to you?
61
00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:45,186
Sure, Peter, just a minute.
62
00:03:50,981 --> 00:03:53,916
( whistling)
63
00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:11,177
Peter, what is it you want?
64
00:04:11,201 --> 00:04:12,867
Well, I was wondering
if I could have
65
00:04:12,937 --> 00:04:14,369
an advance on my allowance.
66
00:04:14,438 --> 00:04:15,882
Advance on your allowance?
67
00:04:15,906 --> 00:04:18,385
I just gave you your
allowance for this week.
68
00:04:18,409 --> 00:04:21,043
Well, I was thinking more
like an advance on next week's.
69
00:04:21,111 --> 00:04:22,472
What happened to this week's?
70
00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:24,896
Well, I saw the chance
71
00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,732
for a really great
business deal,
72
00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,735
so I leant everything
I had to Jan...
73
00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:32,704
Four dollars and 49 cents...
74
00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,439
at 20% interest.
75
00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,775
What does Jan need
all that money for?
76
00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,643
She didn't say.
77
00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,245
Well, what do you
need the money for?
78
00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,913
Well, I was invited
79
00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,993
to Lucy Winter's
birthday party, too.
80
00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,551
So I guess I better
get her a present.
81
00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,064
Well, that's probably what
Jan wanted the money for.
82
00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,348
How much do you need?
83
00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:51,573
Mm... 49 cents.
84
00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,060
49 cents? Why exactly 49 cents?
85
00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,762
Well, I figure that's
how much she spent
86
00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,398
on my birthday present, so I
don't want to embarrass her
87
00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,111
by getting her
something too good.
88
00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,603
Well, that's very
considerate, Peter.
89
00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:08,952
Here, you owe me a penny.
90
00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,375
Got it all ready.
91
00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:13,444
There.
92
00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,680
Thanks.
93
00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,648
Look at that.
94
00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,216
Good-bye, Peter.
95
00:05:30,881 --> 00:05:32,981
Are you looking
for someone, dear?
96
00:05:33,050 --> 00:05:34,160
Oh, no, ma'am.
97
00:05:34,184 --> 00:05:35,550
I'm looking for a wig.
98
00:05:35,619 --> 00:05:37,168
You mean for yourself?
99
00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:38,536
Yes, ma'am.
100
00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:39,649
I think your own hair is nice.
101
00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,788
I love it.
102
00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:42,652
I don't know why
you'd want to change it.
103
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,525
I think you'd probably know why
104
00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,861
if you had two blonde
sisters at home.
105
00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:50,348
Oh, I see the problem.
106
00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,217
We want a complete
change, do we?
107
00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,353
Yes, ma'am, that's what we want.
108
00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:57,700
Well, now, what style
wig did you have in mind?
109
00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,241
Oh, I don't know.
110
00:05:59,309 --> 00:06:03,311
Something crazy... kind of
like the style you're wearing.
111
00:06:03,380 --> 00:06:06,164
It's my own hair.
112
00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,882
Oh, I'm sorry.
113
00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,834
Not half as sorry as I am.
114
00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,654
Well, now let's see
what we've got here.
115
00:06:12,722 --> 00:06:16,558
There's "Early Rust," "Pompeii
Pumice," "Lunar Dust..."
116
00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,693
Here's... no.
117
00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,274
Hey, this one's kind of nice.
118
00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,733
Oh, yes, that's your
"Midnight Temptress."
119
00:06:34,778 --> 00:06:39,530
Listen, now don't you think
it's a little, uh... mature?
120
00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:43,250
Well, I'm older
than I look... I'm 12.
121
00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:48,707
That old. You
carry it very well.
122
00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:50,241
Oh, thank you.
123
00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:53,444
"Midnight Temptress," huh?
124
00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:55,546
That's right.
125
00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:59,284
Well, I don't think
I'll be up that late.
126
00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:02,866
Do you mind if I
kind of look around?
127
00:07:02,890 --> 00:07:04,322
Oh, not at all.
128
00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:06,024
And listen, with each
and every purchase,
129
00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,942
you get a free styrofoam head.
130
00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:14,065
Hey, that one's
kind of different.
131
00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,086
No, no, no, no.
132
00:07:18,155 --> 00:07:19,398
I wouldn't recommend that.
133
00:07:19,422 --> 00:07:20,422
Why not?
134
00:07:20,457 --> 00:07:23,669
It's a handbag, and it
should be over here.
135
00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:27,428
Helen! Helen, how many
times do I have to tell you?
136
00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:29,530
Never mix the
merchandise, Helen.
137
00:07:29,599 --> 00:07:31,166
It's tacky.
138
00:07:31,235 --> 00:07:32,578
Well, I'll just keep looking.
It's so embarrassing for me.
139
00:07:32,602 --> 00:07:34,214
A little girl almost
walked out of the store
140
00:07:34,238 --> 00:07:36,371
wearing this on her head.
141
00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,275
Cindy, what are you looking for?
142
00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,898
Hair ribbons.
143
00:08:20,967 --> 00:08:23,535
I can't go to over to
Ginny's house without them
144
00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:24,835
or she'll get mad.
145
00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,237
Why?
146
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,206
Because they're
her hair ribbons.
147
00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:29,707
We swapped yesterday.
148
00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:31,820
When was the last
time you saw them?
149
00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,844
Last night when I took them off.
150
00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,181
Hey, maybe they're
in the bathroom.
151
00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:46,291
( pounding on door)
152
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,925
Whoever it is, I'm in here.
153
00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:49,472
CINDY: Jan, let me in.
154
00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:51,240
I have to get my hair ribbons.
155
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,998
Come back later.
156
00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,070
Come on, Jan, open up!
157
00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,805
You let us in.
158
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,479
Grab her.
159
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,018
Jan, what happened?
160
00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,454
The top of your
head turned black.
161
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:19,039
Don't be silly, it's a wig.
162
00:09:19,108 --> 00:09:20,341
Where'd you get that?
163
00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:22,059
Oh, I bought it this morning.
164
00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,394
What do you think?
165
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,413
Jan, I think it looks awful.
166
00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:27,381
Who asked for your opinion?
167
00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:36,235
Oh, I've always liked
this dress on Jan.
168
00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:37,358
( mumbling)
169
00:09:37,427 --> 00:09:38,537
You, too, huh?
170
00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,629
Mm-hmm... ( mumbling)
171
00:09:40,697 --> 00:09:41,897
Yeah, I agree.
172
00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:43,743
Well, I hope we
got it right this time.
173
00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,266
( mumbling)
174
00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:48,185
Honey, have you seen those
blueprints I brought home?
175
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,372
Alice, have you seen
Mr. Brady's blueprints?
176
00:09:51,441 --> 00:09:54,508
( mumbling)
177
00:09:54,577 --> 00:09:56,722
She says they're
upstairs in the bedroom.
178
00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:59,347
How could you
tell what she said?
179
00:09:59,415 --> 00:10:01,199
Oh, very simple.
180
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,267
( chuckling): Women.
181
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,514
Honey, listen, if
you're going upstairs,
182
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,899
would you send Jan down?
183
00:10:06,923 --> 00:10:08,956
I want her to try this on again.
184
00:10:10,843 --> 00:10:12,277
Jan, you can't wear that
185
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,395
to Lucy Winter's birthday party.
186
00:10:14,464 --> 00:10:15,780
I don't see why not.
187
00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:18,549
Because you'll look like
some kind of kook, that's why.
188
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,301
You're just jealous, Marcia.
189
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,870
Well, I'm not jealous.
190
00:10:22,939 --> 00:10:24,583
Wait till my friends
at the party see me.
191
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:26,140
You know what they'll say?
192
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,393
Mm-hmm, I can think of
a lot of things they'll say.
193
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,622
Very funny. They'll
say that for the first time
194
00:10:31,648 --> 00:10:33,648
they've seen the real Jan Brady.
195
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:35,628
MIKE: Jan?
196
00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,268
Uh-oh, that's Dad.
197
00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,204
I don't want Mom
or Dad to see me
198
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,571
before I'm all set.
199
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,151
Then you'd better
get ready in a hurry.
200
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,175
Yeah.
201
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,257
MIKE: Jan?
202
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,981
( whimpering)
203
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,467
Yes, Dad?
204
00:10:52,535 --> 00:10:54,452
Your mother wants you.
205
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:56,320
Do you mean now?
206
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,656
Yes.
207
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:58,957
Right now?
208
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:03,678
Yes. That's what
I said, right now.
209
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:07,298
You mean this very minute, now?
210
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,600
This very minute, now.
211
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:12,670
It's my hair... I can't
do a thing with it.
212
00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:19,405
Hey, when's Peter coming back?
213
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,306
I don't know. He went
to buy a present for Lucy.
214
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,297
I got something
I'd better tell him.
215
00:11:23,366 --> 00:11:24,366
What?
216
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,478
Guess who's going to be
217
00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:26,734
at Lucy Winter's party?
218
00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:27,535
Who?
219
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:30,738
Margie Wipple...
Her brother told me.
220
00:11:30,806 --> 00:11:33,140
The one Peter says is
always chasing after him?
221
00:11:33,209 --> 00:11:37,512
Yeah, making those goofy
eyes at him and all that mush.
222
00:11:37,581 --> 00:11:39,663
He's going to love seeing her.
223
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,899
We'd better warn him
when he gets back.
224
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,434
Hey, wait a minute.
225
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,714
What would happen
if we didn't tell him
226
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,783
Margie Wipple was
going to be there?
227
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,519
Then he wouldn't know
till he got to the party.
228
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:51,242
And spend the whole time
229
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,628
with Margie chasing
after him... get it?
230
00:11:53,696 --> 00:11:56,264
That'd be a dirty
trick to play on him.
231
00:11:56,332 --> 00:11:58,232
Uh-huh.
232
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,200
Uh-huh.
233
00:12:00,269 --> 00:12:02,386
You wanted to see me, Mom?
234
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,423
Jan I thought you washed
your hair yesterday.
235
00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:08,826
Oh, I did, but, uh,
it needed it again.
236
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,160
Well, come on over here.
237
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,424
I want to check
the length on this.
238
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:13,497
Couldn't we do it later?
239
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,733
Jan, honey, if you're going
to wear this to the party,
240
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,468
we've got to do it right now.
241
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,253
Okay.
242
00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:22,189
CAROL: Come on.
243
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,402
Here, Alice, you hold it up
244
00:12:23,426 --> 00:12:24,670
and I'll take a look.
245
00:12:24,694 --> 00:12:25,838
Okay. Oh, you're really
going to knock 'em dead
246
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:28,095
at that party in this
dress. Thank you.
247
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,832
Looks great... goes so
well with your blond hair.
248
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,083
Hold still, Jan.
249
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,536
Oh, I think it looks fine, huh?
250
00:12:35,605 --> 00:12:38,506
Mm, just right.
251
00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:40,642
Mom, can we have a...
252
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:44,778
Hey, what are you
supposed to be, a swami?
253
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,914
Very funny.
254
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:47,998
What's a swami?
255
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,945
It's like a fortune teller.
256
00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:51,068
Tell us, swami,
257
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,270
what do you see
in your crystal ball?
258
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,383
Yeah, tell our fortunes.
259
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,450
Oh, stop that.
260
00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:56,641
What's the matter?
261
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,442
Did you lose your mystic powers?
262
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,977
Maybe they're under her hat.
263
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,166
( gasps)
264
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:03,615
Jan!
265
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,353
What on earth?
266
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,870
( boys laughing)
267
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,559
What's so funny?!
268
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,243
Nothing, nothing...
269
00:13:16,312 --> 00:13:19,814
if you want to look
like Davy Crockett!
270
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,500
What's going on in here?
271
00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:28,189
( boys continue laughing)
272
00:13:28,258 --> 00:13:30,525
She looks like she's got a skunk
273
00:13:30,593 --> 00:13:34,495
sleeping on top of her head.
274
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,331
Go away! Just leave me alone!
275
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,911
Greg, Bobby, that's enough.
276
00:13:38,935 --> 00:13:40,234
Here, Mrs. Brady.
277
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,402
Come on, guys.
278
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:43,954
I'll play you a
game of two on one.
279
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:47,592
I don't see what's so
funny about my wig.
280
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,337
Jan, where did you get that?
281
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,562
I bought it.
282
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,863
With my own money.
283
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,431
Why?
284
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,850
Because I want to wear it.
285
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,002
I want to wear it all
the time from now on.
286
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,437
Honey, why?
287
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,756
I want to be me.
288
00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:04,091
I'm tired of looking
like everyone else.
289
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,493
I want to be Jan Brady.
290
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:08,579
But, honey, Jan
Brady has blond hair.
291
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,448
Nobody notices that Jan Brady,
292
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,934
but they'll sure
notice this Jan Brady.
293
00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:14,981
Jan, a person doesn't
make himself different
294
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:17,165
just by putting on a wig.
295
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:19,440
It's what's inside that counts,
296
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:21,075
not the color of your hair.
297
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:23,322
Well, then, if the color
of my hair doesn't matter,
298
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:24,846
why can't I be a brunette?
299
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:27,682
Well, honey...
Please can I wear it?
300
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:30,250
Please... just to
Lucy Winter's party.
301
00:14:30,319 --> 00:14:33,371
Well... if it means
so much to you.
302
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,442
And if it's okay
with your father.
303
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,179
Okay.
304
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,612
Oh, thanks, you'll see.
305
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,648
Things will be different
for me as a brunette.
306
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,230
I bet I'm the hit of
Lucy's party tonight.
307
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,332
How do you think Kitty
Karry-All would look
308
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,600
with black hair?
309
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,846
The same as Jan... silly.
310
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,970
You think you're so smart.
311
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,540
All you'd have to do is
take a look at the three of us.
312
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,119
Which one do you think
people would notice?
313
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,877
Me... I'm the shortest.
314
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,733
Pliers.
315
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,204
Does this look like pliers?
316
00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:24,805
Mm-mm.
317
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:27,709
Hi.
318
00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:28,787
Hi. Hi.
319
00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:31,545
( laughs)
320
00:15:31,614 --> 00:15:33,480
What's so funny?
321
00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,216
Nothing.
322
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:40,771
What are you doing?
323
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,773
What does it look
like I'm doing?
324
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,287
I'm going to wrap
Lucy Winter's present.
325
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,411
( laughing)
326
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,479
Oh, that's right.
327
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,679
The party is tonight.
328
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,892
That ought to be a lot of fun.
329
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,716
Yeah... fun.
330
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,202
( giggles)
331
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:57,822
What's the matter with him?
332
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,123
Nothing.
333
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,124
( giggles)
334
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,259
He's just got the giggles.
335
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,445
Okay... something's up.
336
00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:05,847
What is it?
337
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,483
Nothing at all.
338
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,917
Come on, Bobby,
you know something.
339
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:10,918
Tell me.
340
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:11,919
No, I don't.
341
00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:12,920
I'll tickle you.
342
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,233
No!
343
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,657
Tell me. No!
344
00:16:15,692 --> 00:16:16,791
Talk!
345
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,070
( laughing): Stop tickling.
346
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:19,694
Not until you tell me.
347
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,306
All right, all right, all right.
348
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,730
I'll tell you.
349
00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,777
Somebody is going
to be at the party.
350
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:25,801
Who?
351
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:26,869
Somebody.
352
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:28,102
Who?!
353
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,004
Margie... Margie Wipple!
354
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,423
Oh, no.
355
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,840
No... You'll have
a great time, Pete.
356
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,596
Yeah, great, with her chasing me
357
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,498
and making dumb faces all night?
358
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,583
I'm not going.
359
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:44,652
You gotta go.
360
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:46,765
You can't promise
to go and take Jan
361
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,190
and then not do it... not unless
you were sick or something.
362
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,376
Yeah, well, just the same, I...
363
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,398
What's the matter?
364
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:02,786
Boy... am I
beginning to feel sick.
365
00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:17,563
So I thought you'd
better take a look at Peter.
366
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:18,952
Yeah. He doesn't sound good.
367
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,065
He's kind of moaning.
368
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,089
And groaning.
369
00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:22,089
When did this happen?
370
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:23,090
Just a little while ago.
371
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:24,258
All of the sudden.
372
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:27,094
CAROL: Never a dull
moment around here.
373
00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:32,216
( footsteps approaching)
374
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,851
( moaning)
375
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,856
( moaning)
376
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,759
Peter, what's wrong?
377
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:43,838
I don't know.
378
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,590
I just don't feel so good.
379
00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:47,726
It kind of hit him
all of a sudden.
380
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,994
Yeah, like lightning.
381
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:52,720
I think you boys
better leave us alone.
382
00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:54,069
Sure, Dad.
383
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,023
Where does it hurt, Peter?
384
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,213
Kind of all over.
385
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,482
It's sort of a traveling pain.
386
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,217
When did it start?
387
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,035
Just a little while ago.
388
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:12,206
I guess I'll have to miss
Lucy Winter's terrific party.
389
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,876
It's that bad, is it?
390
00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:18,613
Yeah, I'll have
to miss it all right.
391
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,965
Boy, am I unhappy about that.
392
00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:24,451
Yes, we can see that.
393
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,839
Mike, don't you think
we better call the doctor.
394
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:30,658
Oh... yeah, right away.
395
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:31,776
Doctor?
396
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,143
Well, I'll be all right.
397
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,729
See, I can sit up a little.
398
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,431
Dear, I really think it's better
399
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:38,632
if you stay in bed.
400
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,896
At least for a couple of days.
401
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,220
But I have a ball game tomorrow.
402
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,589
Not if you're sick.
403
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,892
Wait, I'll be all right.
404
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,310
I feel much better now.
405
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,097
I'm sorry, Peter, but we
can't take any chances.
406
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,114
Look.
407
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:56,517
I'm not sick anymore, see?
408
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,053
Can I play in the game
tomorrow? Please?
409
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:03,224
Well... just to make
sure you're okay, Peter,
410
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,925
you can take your sister
411
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,194
to Lucy Winter's birthday party.
412
00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:08,995
If you're okay after that,
413
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,447
then you can play.
414
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,494
CAROL: That's a good idea, Mike.
415
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,846
I know Peter would just hate
416
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,520
to miss that party.
417
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,158
Yeah, I can hardly wait.
418
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,062
Come on, Peter.
419
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,609
What's the matter with you?
420
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,176
You act like you were going
421
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,478
to the electric chair.
422
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,802
It'd be better than
facing that Margie.
423
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,104
I think I'll lock
myself in a closet.
424
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,251
Well, you may not
have a good time,
425
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,076
but the new Jan Brady
is going to be a smash.
426
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,779
Now, you go first and
sort of announce me.
427
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,368
I want to make a big entrance.
428
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,490
Oh, hi, Peter.
429
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,034
Hi, Lucy, happy birthday.
430
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,058
Thank you.
431
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,726
Margie, Peter is here!
432
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,339
Did you have to do that?
433
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,396
Hi, Peter.
434
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,597
How are you?
435
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,267
Where's Jan?
436
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,002
Oh, okay, everybody!
437
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,105
Here's my sister,
the new Jan Brady!
438
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,609
Hi, there.
439
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,446
Happy birthday, Lucy.
440
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,525
Hi, Margie.
441
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,598
Hi.
442
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,852
Jan, that's terrific.
443
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,103
Thanks.
444
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,988
That's the funniest joke
445
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,473
you've ever played.
446
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,241
( all laugh)
447
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,261
You really look funny.
448
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,501
Hey! That'd be
great for Halloween.
449
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,369
( all laugh)
450
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,738
Halloween?
451
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,640
Yeah, Halloween.
452
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,414
What's the matter with her?
453
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,851
Lucy, she didn't
mean it to be a joke.
454
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,753
You mean, she wasn't kidding?
455
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:56,887
Nope.
456
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:04,462
( dramatic music
playing on television)
457
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:18,142
Oh, honey, wasn't that good?
458
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,944
Is that over?
459
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,180
"Is it over?"
460
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,650
You were the one
who wanted to watch it!
461
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,497
Sure. It was one of
my favorite shows.
462
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:29,531
( laughs)
463
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,687
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
464
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:32,256
( laughs)
465
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,470
CAROL: Jan...?
466
00:21:45,154 --> 00:21:46,253
Hi, there.
467
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,490
Honey, what's the matter?
468
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,736
They laughed at me.
469
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,672
They thought my wig was a joke.
470
00:21:53,696 --> 00:21:56,530
Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
471
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,327
Mom, Dad, you were right.
472
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,596
I guess I do look
473
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,053
like some kind of
a freak in this thing.
474
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,056
Honey, you just
don't look like you.
475
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,410
Well, Jan, your friends
like you the way you are.
476
00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:11,962
I sure wasted my
money on that thing.
477
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,832
Oh, well... I'm not so sure.
478
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:19,581
Maybe you learned a
valuable lesson very cheaply.
479
00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:22,968
Why didn't you wait, Jan?
480
00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:23,924
I would have walked you home.
481
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:26,126
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
482
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,295
Hi, Lucy. Hello, girls.
483
00:22:28,364 --> 00:22:29,980
Jan, we're really sorry.
484
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,616
We didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
485
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,418
We thought the
wig had to be a joke.
486
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,520
Your own hair, it's so pretty.
487
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,189
We all envy it.
488
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,323
You do?
489
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,691
Will you come back
490
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,559
to the party with us, please?
491
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:47,147
Well... Oh, honey,
why don't you?
492
00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:52,119
Well... I'd like to, I guess.
493
00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:53,203
Okay.
494
00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:55,089
Come on.
495
00:23:00,495 --> 00:23:01,895
Hey, come on, Peter.
496
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,330
No chance.
497
00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:06,583
Hey, Peter, I thought
we had an agreement.
498
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:11,272
Oh, yeah... Okay, I'll go.
499
00:23:15,244 --> 00:23:16,371
Yeah, he's shy.
500
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,028
Like father, like son.
501
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,130
Like heck.
502
00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:43,170
Ah!
503
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:50,227
Oh, uh... Uh... I-I didn't...
504
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:51,745
( chuckles nervously)
505
00:23:51,813 --> 00:23:53,881
Jan gave it to me.
506
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:56,299
What do you think, Mrs. Brady?
507
00:23:56,368 --> 00:24:01,705
Oh... oh, well, I,
uh, think it's, uh...
508
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,375
Well... what I
mean is, it's, uh...
509
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,623
Well... what do you think, Mike?
510
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,649
Uh, uh... well...
I think it's, uh...
511
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,835
I mean... it's certainly
got a lot of, uh...
512
00:24:14,904 --> 00:24:18,789
I think I need a third opinion.
513
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,959
Alice, what do you think?
514
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:24,628
It's unanimous.
515
00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:31,251
Oh, well... I can always shave
it and use it for a shower cap.
34393
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
