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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:02,872 [male narrator] Previously on "The O.C.." 2 00:00:02,959 --> 00:00:04,526 - Guess who's back. - Aunt Hailey. 3 00:00:04,613 --> 00:00:06,006 - Did she say why she was here? - She's run out of money. 4 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,311 You have to stop living your life like this, Hailey. 5 00:00:07,398 --> 00:00:08,443 So I can grow up to be just like you? 6 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:09,835 He's really not my type. 7 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,272 Oh, what's your type? Seth Cohen? 8 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,622 I didn't want you to be alone on New Year's. 9 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,624 - I'm having a party. - I'm not going to a party. 10 00:00:15,711 --> 00:00:17,365 Just 'cause I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't. 11 00:00:17,452 --> 00:00:19,019 Clean and sober, 11 months. 12 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:21,456 Your girlfriend's at a New Year's Eve party alone? 13 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,240 She's not alone. She's with some guy named Oliver. 14 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,633 - You guys broke up? - We didn't break up. 15 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,808 We're just not spending New Year's Eve together. 16 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,592 I think it's just us tonight. 17 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:33,468 [Eels singing "Saturday Morning"] 18 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:43,782 [Hailey] 'Hm..' 19 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,048 ♪ Saturday morning ♪ 20 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:53,314 ♪ Who's gonna play with me? ♪ 21 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:56,926 ♪ Six in the morning baby ♪ 22 00:00:57,013 --> 00:01:00,582 ♪ I got a long long day ahead of me ♪ 23 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:11,897 ♪ The parents are sleeping soundly ♪ 24 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:15,640 ♪ The neighbors are dead as wood ♪ 25 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:19,253 ♪ I'm getting up and coming over ♪ 26 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:22,734 ♪ We've gotta rock the neighborhood ♪ 27 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:26,434 ♪ Nothing's ever gonna happen 'round here ♪ 28 00:01:26,521 --> 00:01:30,829 ♪ If we don't make it happen ♪♪ 29 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,179 She's eating us out of house and home. 30 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,702 - Sandy, it's just a bagel. - 'No.' 31 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,269 No, no, it's never just a bagel. 32 00:01:35,356 --> 00:01:37,401 Mom, as someone who's basically been a shut-in 33 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:38,881 for the last 17 years of his life 34 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,361 I can pretty much say with great authority 35 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:41,971 that that woman never leaves the house. 36 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,538 She's got nowhere else to go. 37 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,670 And that's because all her friends wanna kick her ass. 38 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:48,325 - Sorry about the language. - Why? I'd like to kick her ass. 39 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:52,808 - 'Kirsten?' - Coming! 40 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:55,637 [Hailey] 'There's no more coffee! Will you make some?' 41 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:57,682 'The good French roast kind, not the harvest blend?' 42 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,467 No, no, no. 43 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:01,643 - No. - I'll talk to her. 44 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,515 Oh, uh, so I'll just survive on English muffins. 45 00:02:04,602 --> 00:02:07,475 [instrumental music] 46 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:13,655 [whistles] Marissa? Marissa? Hello. 47 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:15,352 - She's gotta be here somewhere. - Hilarious. 48 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:17,093 Yeah. Okay, listen to me. 49 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,139 Hailey is always in the living room, alright? 50 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:21,619 Marissa's always in here. Look at me. I'm lost, okay? 51 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,534 What happened to Seth-Ryan time? That was quality time. 52 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:25,362 Okay, I know I've been a little bit.. 53 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,495 - Uh, whipped? - I'm not whipped. 54 00:02:29,192 --> 00:02:30,411 I'm free to talk now. What's up? 55 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:31,803 Hey, squeezing me in before school? 56 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,631 Nice, I like that, but actually, I'll take it. 57 00:02:33,718 --> 00:02:35,851 Okay, here's the thing, um 58 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,722 Anna and I have decided to take it to the next level. 59 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,246 - And I need advice. - You're gonna have sex? 60 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,464 No. That's a good idea, though. 61 00:02:40,551 --> 00:02:42,162 Um, we're gonna tell Summer 62 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,772 that we're dating. 63 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,513 And as much as I fear Summer hurting me 64 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,123 with the rage blackouts and all 65 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,821 I'm actually more scared about hurting her feelings. 66 00:02:49,908 --> 00:02:51,606 We've become friends now, and I feel like 67 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:52,694 I don't wanna, I don't know if I wanna-- 68 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,783 Hey, you guys ready to go? 69 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,393 Yeah. No, we were just talking. 70 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,526 - Oh, really? About what? - Uh, just guy stuff. 71 00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:00,397 You know, hunting and shaving and shoes. 72 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,878 Actually, uh, the cleats for-for the-the sports. 73 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,924 Hm, okay. Well, come on. 74 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,231 Hey, later can we please finish this chat? 75 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,406 Put in a little Seth-Ryan time on the book? 76 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,060 Yes, yes, absolutely. 77 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:13,889 Just gotta check with foo. 78 00:03:13,976 --> 00:03:15,673 Oh, you forgot your balls. 79 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,328 - You and me tonight. - Come on. 80 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,417 [whipping] 81 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:23,377 [theme song] 82 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:28,469 ♪ California here we come ♪ 83 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:31,602 ♪ Right back where we started from ♪ 84 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:37,826 ♪ California ♪♪ California ♪ 85 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:46,574 ♪ Here we come ♪ 86 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:49,620 ♪ California ♪ 87 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:52,667 ♪ California ♪ 88 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:55,496 ♪ Here we come ♪♪ 89 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,673 [indistinct chattering] 90 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,371 ♪ I know he knocks you off your feet.. ♪ 91 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:02,807 [Marissa] Have we become one of those couples? 92 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:04,287 Who lose all their friends? 93 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:05,549 And can't do anything without each other? 94 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,551 I don't think so. You think so? 95 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,512 That'd be good, a night apart. 96 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,340 Yeah, plus, I'm kind of sick of you. 97 00:04:13,427 --> 00:04:14,906 I'm sick of me, too. 98 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:19,259 - I gotta go. - Yeah, and I got the.. 99 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,523 - Walk me? - I'll walk you. 100 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,264 ♪ Just me ♪ 101 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,093 ♪ Popular mechanics ♪♪ 102 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,443 - Ow! - Don't make me. 103 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,966 - Don't make you what? - Hurt you. 104 00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,273 - Watch this. - Stop it. 105 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,580 - What's up? - Hey. What is up? 106 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,452 - I was talking to her. - That's cool. 107 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:39,931 I wanted to know if you have plans this weekend. 108 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,672 Hm, nothing. 109 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,935 What Anna's trying to say is she's not gonna do anything. 110 00:04:44,022 --> 00:04:46,373 We're both not doing anything, that's what we're both doing 111 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:47,722 but in fact, we're doing nothing 112 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:49,811 but doing that by ourselves. 113 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:53,075 Thank you, Cohen, you just reminded me 114 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:54,685 that I need my bio textbook 115 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:56,861 'cause we're studying monkeys. 116 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,776 Ouch. 117 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,562 I hate liars, and now I'm one of them. 118 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,128 I thought you said you were gonna talk to her. 119 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,043 I am gonna talk to her. I.. 120 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:06,915 - I-I don't know how. - Fine, I'll tell her-- 121 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,917 No, you can't, I have to do it, but tonight me and Ryan 122 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:10,397 are gonna have a little conference 123 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:11,354 good, little strategy meeting, we're gonna 124 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,443 figure out the whole thing. 125 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:14,966 Well, that makes me feel so much better. 126 00:05:15,053 --> 00:05:16,359 Then we'll be free to do this. 127 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,753 - Seth, I have to study. - And this. 128 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,885 [giggles] 129 00:05:20,972 --> 00:05:22,713 I started my own business right out of college 130 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,150 and now I'm a father of two 131 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:28,676 and I've got one line on my resume. 132 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,286 Did you ever mow your lawn as a kid? 133 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,331 - Yeah. - 'Great.' 134 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:32,462 'Jimmy Cooper Landscaping.' 135 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:33,594 'Your first job.' 136 00:05:33,681 --> 00:05:35,030 'And now you're an entrepreneur.' 137 00:05:35,117 --> 00:05:36,510 I don't even have any references. 138 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:38,642 Sure you do, your clients.. 139 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,645 ...whose money you stole, right? 140 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:42,994 [door opens] 141 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:46,563 - Is that Jimmy Cooper? - Hey, Hailey! 142 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,913 [chuckles] You look fantastic! How you doing? 143 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,656 She's got no jobs, no friends and no prospects. 144 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:54,571 And I say that with love. 145 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,356 Sounds like we got a lot in common. 146 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,794 Oh, well.. 147 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,362 - So did you guys have the talk? - Yes. 148 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,843 - We almost did. - Right. 149 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,323 It's just we were having so much fun. 150 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,890 And all we've done is fight for so long. 151 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:12,023 It was nice to just hang out and be sisters. 152 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,721 I'll find out if she has a plan. 153 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,026 Oh, you know what her plan is. 154 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:17,072 She's gonna stay here and mooch off us 155 00:06:17,159 --> 00:06:19,596 until she can go and make a withdrawal from the bank of dad 156 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:21,729 and then she'll take off again for a couple of years. 157 00:06:21,816 --> 00:06:24,122 Sandy, she said she wasn't gonna do that this time. 158 00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,995 But she says she's gonna stay here and mooch off us forever? 159 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,779 - She's not mooching. - Oh, really? Oh, yeah. 160 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:31,129 Then how'd she get all those new clothes she bought, huh? 161 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:33,001 From the salary she doesn't make? 162 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:36,004 From the trust fund she drained? 163 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,093 - I bought you bagels. - And that fixes everything? 164 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,355 'Yes, it does.' 165 00:06:40,225 --> 00:06:41,444 "Sesame." 166 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,490 Oh, that's a start. 167 00:06:43,577 --> 00:06:44,926 I'm gonna hide them. 168 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,188 So, yeah, now I'm broke 169 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:48,190 and sleeping at my sister's. 170 00:06:48,277 --> 00:06:51,106 Hey, I'm broke and, uh 171 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:53,238 my wife is sleeping with your father. 172 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,415 Fantastic. 173 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,373 We've really done well for ourselves. 174 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,157 Who knew back in the day when Kirsten and I 175 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:02,552 were babysitting you and you were watching "Silver Spoons" 176 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:05,207 that we'd both turn out to be so, uh.. 177 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,818 Complicated? And it was "Golden Girls." 178 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,037 Oh, that's right, that's right. 179 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,909 You, you loved "Golden Girls." 180 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:14,042 And it's pretty impressive that I was ten years old 181 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,610 and totally relating to the lives of 70-year-old women. 182 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:19,439 Blanche was 70? She aged really well. 183 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:22,267 I'd love to hang 184 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,792 hear how you made such a mess of your life. 185 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:28,012 Same, although I bet your story doesn't involve 186 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:30,232 a fistfight at cotillion. 187 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:33,017 No, but I bet yours doesn't contain half a pound of hash 188 00:07:33,104 --> 00:07:35,542 and a border guard in Budapest. 189 00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:38,632 [laughs] No. 190 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:42,636 It's nice that you and Jimmy are friends again. 191 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,507 Well, I guess I can't blame a guy 192 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,466 for wanting to kiss my wife. 193 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,250 [chuckles] 194 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:50,731 Oh, it feels like we never have any time alone anymore. 195 00:07:50,818 --> 00:07:53,473 Only, that's not true. We have moments. 196 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,301 I want more moments. 197 00:07:57,346 --> 00:07:58,478 - Ahem. - Oops. 198 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:02,699 God, they're so whipped. 199 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,135 I gotta go pick up Marissa. 200 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,659 - 'Sandy, thank you.' - Anytime. 201 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:07,225 I'll see you, uh, tomorrow. 202 00:08:07,312 --> 00:08:09,184 - Yes. - Yes. 203 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,013 Jimmy and I, we're gonna hang out tomorrow night, catch up. 204 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:14,232 - Hang out, like, out? - Mm-hmm. 205 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,930 I bet you have a lot to catch up on. 206 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,061 Hm. 207 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,238 - Tomorrow night? - Tomorrow night. 208 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,719 [indistinct chattering] 209 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,375 Hey, man. How's it going? 210 00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,639 I got a flat tire. 211 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:32,947 - You ran over a nail? - Hm, somebody slashed it. 212 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,822 Want some help? 213 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:44,480 Thanks. I got a spare in the back. 214 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:47,701 Hey, Luke, why doesn't your dad help you with that tire? 215 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,050 I'm sure he'd like to bend over. 216 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,399 [laughing] 217 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:57,580 New Year's resolution. Punch people less. 218 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,191 I had the same one. 219 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,889 [sighs] You think I'm getting what I deserve 220 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,934 after all these years of being a jackass? 221 00:09:04,021 --> 00:09:05,153 Definitely. 222 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,548 But, hey, why don't we just get out of here? 223 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,158 The tire can wait. 224 00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,335 Yeah, that sounds good. 225 00:09:15,119 --> 00:09:18,558 Go, go, go, go! Break that tackle! Go! Yeah! 226 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,603 Who plays PlayStation for the sports games? 227 00:09:21,822 --> 00:09:23,519 Listen to me. 228 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,956 You said Seth-Ryan time, okay? This isn't Seth-Ryan time. 229 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:28,829 This is Seth-Luke-Ryan time. And you know what? Guess what. 230 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,613 There's no such thing as Seth-Luke-Ryan time. 231 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,180 You know, maybe Luke will have some good advice. 232 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,485 What does that guy know about juggling women? 233 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,575 Come on. 234 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,141 Okay, quite a bit, yes, but he wasn't good at it. 235 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,361 He's having a bad day. 236 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,276 Yeah, I'm having a bad day, okay? I'm having a bad week. 237 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:44,888 [sighs] Some kids at school slashed his tires. 238 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:47,064 Damn it. What do you think he wants on his pizza? 239 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:49,501 Oh! Hey, Cohen. Check out the replay on this tackle. 240 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,982 - I broke this bitch in half. - Luke has a gay dad. 241 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,984 Luke has a gay dad. Can't wait to see it, buddy. 242 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:56,944 [telephone ringing] 243 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,252 - Hello? - 'Hey.' 244 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:03,559 - Hey. - 'I'm at Oliver's.' 245 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,606 [Marissa on phone] 'And he just ordered way too much food.' 246 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,520 Look, I know you said you wanted to spend tonight apart 247 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,697 but he asked me to call you, see if you wanna come by. 248 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,177 - You're at Oliver's? - Well, Summer had plans. 249 00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,615 And then I saw Oliver at therapy and he said if I wanted.. 250 00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,529 Hey. 251 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,750 - 'Hm, that's so good.' - 'It's Moroccan.' 252 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,100 - What's Moroccan? - Hm, the food. Just come. Okay? 253 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,798 - 'See you soon.' - 'What, it's..' 254 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,757 [indistinct chattering] 255 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,764 How do you guys feel about Moroccan? 256 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,333 I think I really hurt that guy. 257 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,596 [instrumental music] 258 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,250 Hey, where's the silverware? 259 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,687 No, man. Moroccan you eat with your hands. 260 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,429 Hey, no wonder Luke seems to be enjoying it so much. 261 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,693 - How good is the couscous? - Mm, amazing. 262 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,782 - It's pretty good. - No, that's the kefta. 263 00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,871 Couscous is the other thing. 264 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,526 Dude, I cannot believe you live in a penthouse, man. 265 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,093 - This place is ridonculous. - 'Yeah.' 266 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,835 It's always been my fantasy to live in a hotel. 267 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,489 - Like Eloise. - 'Yeah, well, I guess.' 268 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,795 But, uh, with my parents traveling so much 269 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,231 it can kinda get a little lonely. 270 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,929 Hey, man, if you ever need any company.. 271 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,453 Thanks, 'cause you know, they might be gone a while 272 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,455 opening a new hotel in Paris. 273 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:17,198 I love Paris. I could spend all day walking the Champs-Elysees. 274 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,766 I like Paris. I love baguettes. 275 00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,943 Dude, French chicks don't even shave their armpits. 276 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,510 Have you ever been to Paris, Ryan? 277 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,338 No, not yet. 278 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,906 - I hear the Louvre's cool. - No, do not go near that place. 279 00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,603 'Totally overrated.' 280 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,910 'The Mona Lisa's like the size of a postage stamp.' 281 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:37,827 Now, the Rodin Museum and Musee Picasso.. 282 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,872 'But you know where my family's been spending' 283 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:39,960 'most of their time?' 284 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,091 'Switzerland.' 285 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,180 Snowboarding the Alps is unreal. 286 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,356 You boarded the Alps? 287 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,750 Oh. Shit, the closest I've ever come is Whistler. 288 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,143 [Oliver] 'Oh, my family's got a place in Big Bear.' 289 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,492 'We should go one weekend.' 290 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,146 Hey, you think you could teach Ryan to board? 291 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,322 You have to get him on a chairlift. 292 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,106 First two days you'll be on your ass 293 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,065 but we'll get you there. 294 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,982 I really like this song. 295 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,940 You know, they're playing tomorrow. 296 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,813 - Yeah, but it's all sold out. - Do you wanna go? 297 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,597 Yeah, but it's all sold out. 298 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:09,990 I'll call their manager tomorrow. 299 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,513 'They're amazing live.' 300 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,385 - 'You know Rooney?' - That would be awesome. 301 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,040 I've never heard of them, but I-I got nothing. I'll go. 302 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,651 Ryan? 303 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,349 Come on, man, we'll all get to hang out. 304 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,654 It'll be fun. 305 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,092 Ah, cool. 306 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,137 Alright, then it's settled. We're going. 307 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,487 - 'Groovy.' - 'Hey, nice.' 308 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,054 [Marissa] 'This is gonna be great.' 309 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,623 [instrumental music] 310 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,059 [sighs] 311 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,453 So now you're eating with silverware? 312 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,716 Next thing, I'll see you at the Louvre. 313 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,327 Uh, no, you won't because, uh, like Oliver said, it's lame. 314 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,720 Now, listen, can we please focus 315 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,896 on the crisis at hand for one second, okay? 316 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,289 Summer, now, the way I figure it 317 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,899 I've got many, many options at my finger tips. 318 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,379 Yeah, like the truth. That's a good one. 319 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,076 Hey, no argument there, buddy 320 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,122 but what I'm talking about is my messenger of truth. 321 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,211 Okay? My delivery system of honesty. 322 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,516 The way I tell her. Now, listen. 323 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,692 - I could call her. That's one. - Okay. 324 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,346 Yeah, it is okay, but it's just okay. 325 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,001 I think it lacks any real, uh, spark or imagination. 326 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,307 But it's effective, your voice 327 00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,874 on one end of the phone, hers on the other. 328 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,571 "I'm dating Anna." She'll hear you. 329 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,095 Yeah, but the phone is a rather blunt instrument, no? 330 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,359 Now, what about... text messaging? 331 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,708 Huh? I could BlackBerry her. Think about it. 332 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,493 That feels very hip, it feels edgy 333 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,755 it feels 21st century. 334 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,713 - Kind of cold. - Mittens required, yes. 335 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,630 Ah, ooh, a carrier pigeon. How cool would that be? 336 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,067 Think about it, a little message 337 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,938 all rolled up in his cute little talons. 338 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,157 Summer's a fan of the pigeon. 339 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,506 - You're a coward. - Am I? 340 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,637 Or am I just too sensitive 341 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,205 to the feelings of others? 342 00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,641 Coward, definitely. 343 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:42,038 Fine, I'll tell her on Monday. 344 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,344 Actually, I think Tuesday. You know what, dude? 345 00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,085 I might just give it till Friday 346 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,216 because that way she can have the weekend 347 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,261 to sort of let it marinate-- 348 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,653 - You could do it today. - No. 349 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,829 Because today will soon be tonight 350 00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,482 and tonight will be Rooney. 351 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:54,181 - And Rooney will be awesome. - Rooney. 352 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,097 I saw them open for The Vines in, uh, LA last year. 353 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,620 Yeah? Big whoop. We're seeing them tonight. 354 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,100 Really? I thought it was sold out. 355 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,058 Mm-hmm, it happens they are, but I also happen 356 00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,321 to be dialed in, alright? I got the hookups. 357 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,498 Or at least Oliver does and I'm gonna ride his coattails. 358 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,283 Oliver? 359 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,415 As in Oliver 360 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,156 the guy who wanted to kiss your girlfriend on New Year's? 361 00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,766 - Morning, Hailey. - It's not like that. 362 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,159 He's got a girlfriend. 363 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,466 Wait, wait, so if he has a girlfriend 364 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,946 why is he always hanging out with yours? 365 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,208 Couldn't tell you, but thanks. 366 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,905 Hey, the guy seems cool, right? 367 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:26,082 I don't know. We don't really seem to have a lot in common. 368 00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,910 - Besides your girlfriend. - Keep twisting the knife. 369 00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,346 - Feels good. - 'Whatever.' 370 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,782 He got us backstage passes. 371 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,872 - That's good enough for me. - Backstage? 372 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,221 So now you have to worry about 373 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,484 your girl with Oliver and rock stars? 374 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,702 [exhales sharply] 375 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,580 You mind if I finish the cornflakes? 376 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,887 Hey, at least she asked. It's a start. 377 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,802 Well, at least she's leaving the house. It's a start. 378 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,761 And we'll have the place to ourselves. 379 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:56,808 - Yes, we can eat bagels. - And I can wear my robe. 380 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,767 Or not. I can have the remote back. 381 00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,160 She's crammed that poor TiVo 382 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,597 full of every "E! True Hollywood" special. 383 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,946 I think she's looking for tips. 384 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,295 Oh, that's nice, Sandy. 385 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,340 Well, I'm just saying 386 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,256 she's cluttering up the TiVo. 387 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,432 And a clear TiVo equals a clear mind. 388 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,306 Are we okay with the kids going to that concert? 389 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,394 Yeah. 390 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,005 Well, what if Rooney is like 391 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,660 death-metal, Satan-worshipping speed freaks? 392 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,923 Honey, honey, honey 393 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,795 that went out, like, in the late '90s. 394 00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,753 I saw it on a special on "E!" 395 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,234 Listen, I'll run Rooney up my proverbial flagpole 396 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,193 but you have got to speak to Hailey. 397 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,979 [instrumental music] 398 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,068 - So? - Yeah. 399 00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,593 It's, that's my first time hearing it, so.. 400 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,247 Well, that's why we're doing a run-through now 401 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,770 so you'll have heard it all before tonight. 402 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,382 Right. So we're going tonight? 403 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,818 No. It's your first concert. 404 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,212 We have free tickets, backstage passes. 405 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,387 You're right, we should skip it. 406 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,736 [sighs] That's not what I'm saying. 407 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,955 What are you saying? 408 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,218 ♪ Girl on a Saturday night.. ♪ 409 00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,482 - Have you met Natalie? - No, but I hear she's great. 410 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,919 And Oliver is. I mean.. 411 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,442 Is someone jealous? 412 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,315 This song is good. 413 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,361 Turn it up really, really loud. 414 00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,799 ♪ No one to call no one to ring ♪ 415 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,801 ♪ 'Cause no one's home ♪ 416 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,675 ♪ The bartender knew her number.. ♪ 417 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,764 Oliver will be with Natalie. 418 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,810 Rooney is a really good band. 419 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,334 And tonight we're gonna have fun. 420 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,988 I know. 421 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,078 - There won't be dancing, right? - Hm, I'll dance. 422 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,949 - You can watch. - Works for me. 423 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,648 ♪ I'm sorry sorry for making your life a living hell ♪ 424 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,959 ♪ I'm sorry sorry for making your life a living hell ♪ 425 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,136 ♪ But that wasn't.. ♪♪ 426 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,008 - Uh, I think that's enough. - What? 427 00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,183 There was almost a knee bend, man. 428 00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,880 You were about to find the beat. 429 00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,752 And need I remind you of Cousin Jeffery's bar mitzvah? 430 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:55,797 You almost wiped out a half a dozen 431 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,407 13-year-olds on the dance floor. 432 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,975 That "Y.M.C.A." song requires a lot of movement. 433 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,498 Hey, man, I'm just trying to spare casualties. 434 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,022 [sighs] So this concert tonight 435 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,414 anyone there gonna be doing drugs? 436 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,764 Uh, I hope so, otherwise it's a lame-ass concert. 437 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,766 Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs? 438 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,726 No. Nobody named Seth Cohen. I promise. 439 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,075 Gotta stay sharp and focused tonight 440 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,163 'cause it's my first date with Anna. 441 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,817 - It is? - Mm-hmm. 442 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,862 Ah, so you and Summer finally had the talk? 443 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,821 Oh, yes, almost several times. 444 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,605 - Seth. - Father. 445 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,998 The sooner you tell her 446 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,782 the better you're gonna feel about everything. 447 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,610 Yeah, see, I don't really believe that to be the case. 448 00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,135 I'm sort of feeling, like, the longer I wait to tell her 449 00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,224 the longer I'll feel great. 450 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,835 The best advice I can give you is this. 451 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:37,795 It's from Steven Seagal in his classic film "Hard To Kill." 452 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:41,408 "The anticipation of death is far worse than death itself." 453 00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,628 Great, so then we both agree that Summer's gonna kill me. 454 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,457 Look, if you're old enough to go to a concert alone 455 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,417 if you're old enough to embark on a real relationship 456 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,941 you are old enough to be a man. 457 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,986 [sighs] 458 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,554 Well, she's not gonna be there tonight, so.. 459 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,296 I'll tell her on Monday. 460 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,820 Good. Now, get going. 461 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,214 Your mother and I want some time alone. 462 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,737 Hey, there's a visual that I don't wanna 463 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,130 take with me tonight. 464 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,567 Well, son, your mom's a hottie, and I got her. 465 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,526 ♪ You want in ♪ 466 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:14,876 ♪ You want in ♪♪ 467 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,096 [indistinct chattering] 468 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,925 - I don't see him. - Maybe he's inside. 469 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,191 Excuse me, are you on the list? 470 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,931 Uh, yeah, we're with Oliver Trask. 471 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,499 - Who's Oliver Trask? - You don't have his name? 472 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,414 No, I don't have his name. I've never heard his name. 473 00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,025 That's why I'm asking who's Oliver Trask. 474 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,375 Thanks, you've been very helpful. 475 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,639 I'm just gonna call him and see where he is. 476 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,423 It's a lot of freaks here, huh, Cohen? 477 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,990 Yeah. Good job, Luke. 478 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,688 This should help make us a lot of friends. 479 00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,168 - Damn it. - What? 480 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,778 Well, dude, they're gonna go on soon. 481 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,128 If Oliver's not here in the next couple of minutes 482 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,520 we're gonna miss the first song. 483 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,218 They only have like one album, okay? 484 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,829 So you factor in your standard cover, it's like 12 songs. 485 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,571 Oh, no! But, hey, I mean, come on. 486 00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,530 If we don't get in, we're still gonna have fun tonight. 487 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,966 - Right. What are we gonna do? - Right? 488 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,882 Hey, I hope you guys aren't waiting for me. 489 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,583 - Summer? - Cohen. 490 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,758 - Hey, Anna. - Summer. 491 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,020 Hi. 492 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,066 Who are you talking to? 493 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,199 It just goes straight to voice mail. 494 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,115 Dude, dude, look at that freak. 495 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,073 Hey, I drove alone. Anna, will you ride with me? 496 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,292 Wait. You guys wanna give up so early? 497 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,555 Maybe I can grease a few palms. 498 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,210 - 'Hey.' - 'Hey!' 499 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,560 - There you guys are. - What's up, man? 500 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,346 - Hi. - I thought you were a no-show. 501 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,391 What happened? I, I thought I said back door. 502 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,045 No, you didn't. 503 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:40,004 - 'Yeah, load in here, guys.' - 'The band's here.' 504 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,268 - It's all happening. - What up, guys? 505 00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,053 Robert, how's it going? Good to see you. 506 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,663 - 'Yeah.' - Looking forward to the show. 507 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,710 - Thank you. See you. - I guess we're on time. 508 00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,582 - Which one's Rooney? - They're all Rooney, Luke. 509 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,976 - Hey, man, this is my posse. - This is crazy. 510 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,978 [laughing] 511 00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,286 Hey! So where's Natalie? 512 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,331 Yeah, we had another fight. 513 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,899 This whole long-distance thing is tough. 514 00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,422 Looks like I'm dateless tonight. 515 00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,119 Hey, no! No way. 516 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,209 We'll be your date, right? 517 00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,601 Yeah, right. 518 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,561 So should we fire up the hot tub? 519 00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,389 Oh, interesting. Open a bottle of wine. 520 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,174 Oh, I like it. 521 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,089 First up, TiVo. I'm gonna erase all of Hailey's programs-- 522 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,656 - Hot pizza? - Hailey? 523 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,745 Hey, guys. You're just in time. 524 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,488 Doctor. Doctor. 525 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,882 - James. - What's up? 526 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,973 Oh, I-I, I just thought that you were going out tonight. 527 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,975 We were, but then I found out 528 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,108 there's a "Golden Girls" marathon on Lifetime 529 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,719 and I decided to dig up all my favorite board games. 530 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,592 We're having a throwback to the old babysitting days. 531 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,071 [Hailey] 'Why don't you guys join us?' 532 00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:50,205 Great. That would be great. 533 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,815 - Uh-huh. - Oh, I love this episode. 534 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,601 Hey, this is, this is the one where Rose adopts the pig. 535 00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,211 - 'She adopted the pig?' - 'Uh-huh.' 536 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,214 [instrumental music] 537 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,612 [indistinct chattering] 538 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,441 - Do you play? - A little. 539 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:11,095 - Here, man. - "All access?" Sweet. 540 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:15,230 - Hey, it's cool? - It's cool. 541 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,319 - Hey, check it out. - Seriously? 542 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,235 - Yeah. - It's awesome. 543 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,152 I, uh, I just got a few songs that I wrote. Um.. 544 00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,849 [guitar strums] 545 00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,764 ♪ The first time ♪ 546 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:33,335 ♪ I saw your eyes I knew.. ♪ 547 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,033 Okay, I'm just gonna go this way. 548 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,078 ♪ Yeah.. ♪ 549 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,122 Seth, all I'm saying is 550 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,559 you have to tell her tonight. 551 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,083 - No, I don't. - Hey. Hey. 552 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,867 - Here you go. - Hey, thank you. 553 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,086 So Luke, he's.. 554 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,392 Yeah, we don't let him out much. 555 00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,132 ♪ No he didn't yes he did ♪ 556 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,177 ♪ Du du du du.. ♪♪ 557 00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,700 Whoosh. 558 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,963 Yeah, but you guys are cool, having fun? 559 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,313 - Everything's awesome. - Glad to hear it. 560 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,707 [laughing] Yeah, everything is not awesome. 561 00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,535 Listen to me, okay, if I don't tell Summer tonight 562 00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,102 then later on when I do tell her 563 00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,799 she can remember what a fun time she had at Rooney. 564 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,192 Okay? And that will cheer her up. 565 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,673 There's never gonna be a good time to tell her. 566 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,849 I mean, if you think about it, tonight's not a bad night. 567 00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:10,329 There's a lot of guys here. 568 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,852 There's a lot of cute guys, older guys. 569 00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,854 There's, there's a lot of musicians. 570 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,378 You know, girls like musicians. 571 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:20,382 Maybe you're right. Are we flattering ourselves? 572 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,819 Am I flattering myself to even think that Summer'll care? 573 00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,256 I mean, me compared to, you know 574 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,911 that dude or, or, or that guy? 575 00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,522 Are you checking out dudes again, Cohen? 576 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,698 Huh, huh, no. 577 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,569 But there are plenty of them out here tonight, aren't there 578 00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,528 Summer, a lot of musicians? 579 00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:38,269 In fact, you know what? I think I'm gonna go find some myself. 580 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,402 Why don't you and Seth talk 581 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,491 you know, about anything? 582 00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:45,407 Um, Cohen, you and Anna-- 583 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:49,106 Me and Anna what? What? 584 00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,153 Um, will you guys stand with me at the concert? 585 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,112 Marissa's, like, on a date, and I'm all alone tonight, so.. 586 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,462 Okay, that would be nice. 587 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,551 ♪ You Rosa ♪♪ 588 00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,906 [cell phone dialing] 589 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,951 Yeah. Hey, man. Yeah. 590 00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,258 I thought your boy was supposed to be here, like, an hour ago. 591 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,478 No, okay, no excuses. 592 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,393 Well, I don't, I don't care who you send. 593 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,437 Alright, just make sure it's good 594 00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,700 and it gets here quick. 595 00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:18,919 Alright. 596 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:22,923 ♪ Who's that you're going around with? ♪ 597 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,664 ♪ I don't know ♪ 598 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,232 ♪ You give him so much attention ♪ 599 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,973 ♪ But it's hard he just won't.. ♪ 600 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:33,847 Hey, I can't see. I'm stuck behind a row of giants. 601 00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,284 - Come with me. - Okay, lead the way. 602 00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:40,984 ♪ Who's that you're going around.. ♪♪ 603 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,508 Um, sorry. 604 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:49,428 Hey. Did you tell her? What did she say? Did she leave? 605 00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:52,256 No. Summer is bringing some refreshments for her friends. 606 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,171 - Seth said you were thirsty. - Yeah. 607 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,956 You are thirsty, aren't you? 608 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,135 [inaudible] 609 00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:03,877 - I gotta pee. You gotta pee? - I'll come with you. 610 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,619 [inaudible] 611 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,712 [Hailey laughing] 612 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,583 You know the night that mom and dad 613 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,629 came home early from Palm Springs? 614 00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,892 And we flushed all that beer down the toilet? 615 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,633 - Yeah, a lot of good that did. - I know. 616 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,808 Dad, dad caught you guys 617 00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,462 throwing out the empty beer bottles. 618 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,768 - I thought you were sleeping. - 'Face it, sister.' 619 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,640 Everything I know, I learned from you. 620 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:30,120 You were a bad influence back in the day. 621 00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:31,731 How do you think I learned how to piss off dad? 622 00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,559 Well, the student becomes the master. 623 00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,996 [laughing] Yeah, and the master becomes dad's slave 624 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,041 'helping to turn Paradise into a parking lot..' 625 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,956 [chuckles] ...or at least a three-car garage. 626 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:42,568 [Sandy clears throat] 627 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,615 Hey, ooh, "Connect Four." 628 00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:48,922 Congratulations. Next Saturday, "Yahtzee." 629 00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:51,968 No, wait, stay. "Battleship?" "Uno?" 630 00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,970 You know, Sandy's right. It's late. 631 00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:57,713 And besides, I have a show-home waiting for me in the morning. 632 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,021 Just what Orange County needs, another one of dad's show-homes 633 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,413 'airlifted from the McMansion factory' 634 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,328 and dropped from the sky-- 635 00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:05,460 [Jimmy] 'The one on the bluff that you mentioned' 636 00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,896 that's, that's a great house. 637 00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,942 Yeah, if by great you mean 638 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,378 overbuilt, overpriced 639 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:11,640 and exactly like this one. 640 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,121 Oh, nice. Hailey, nice. 641 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,297 - I was kidding. - I'm laughing on the inside. 642 00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:18,734 I'm not. You're living in our home. 643 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,780 You're insulting my wife. 644 00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,391 'You're driving my whole family crazy.' 645 00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,393 - Is this true? - 'Yeah.' 646 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,351 And we all know what you're doing here. 647 00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,879 She didn't mean anything. It's just sisters. 648 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:36,143 No, all this talk about plans, about growing up, it's shtick. 649 00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,885 It's a routine. And it's tired. 650 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:41,714 You know who's tired? Me. So why don't we just stop? 651 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,542 No, honey, stop protecting her. 652 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,456 You're not even nice to Kirsten and she's the only reason 653 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,849 why we're putting up with you. 654 00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,678 Well, you won't have to put up with me 655 00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:51,506 for much longer, okay? 656 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,421 [coins clattering] 657 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,512 [sighs] 658 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,734 - Sorry? - Oh, it's not your fault. 659 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,432 - Jimmy. - No, I meant the board game. 660 00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:12,005 ♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪ 661 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:15,704 ♪ Travel down the road and back again ♪ 662 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,488 ♪ Your heart is true ♪♪ Your heart is true ♪ 663 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,535 ♪ You're a pal and a confidant ♪♪ 664 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,102 - You like "The Golden Girls?" - Yes! 665 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,843 There's a marathon on this weekend on Lifetime. 666 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,496 I cannot get that song out of my head. 667 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,324 I love "The Golden Girls." 668 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,762 I mean, it's not Rose's fault. She just is that way. 669 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,025 - You're Rose? I'm Blanche. - Yeah. Oh! 670 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,548 You know, it's kind of weird that I relate 671 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,202 to a 70-year-old woman, but.. 672 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,031 How good was the episode when there was a blackout? 673 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,337 Um, how about when Rose adopts the pig? 674 00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:41,991 And then Sophia loses her glasses 675 00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:43,993 and then she thinks that the pig is a baby? 676 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,865 - Yeah! - It's so funny. 677 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,214 [laughs] 678 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:50,173 [indistinct chattering] 679 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:55,614 [crickets creaking] 680 00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,835 Jimmy. Wait. 681 00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,751 Sorry about that in there 682 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,884 my little tantrum. 683 00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:08,409 Oh, listen, it's, it's complicated 684 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,629 between you and your sister. It always has been. 685 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,979 You gotta go, like, right now? 686 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,676 Yeah, I don't know if I ever told you, Hailey 687 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,157 but I'm an extremely important person 688 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,420 and, um, so I have to.. 689 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,250 Yeah, no. Marissa's at a concert. 690 00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,339 [clears throat] 691 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,342 Yep, nothing but time. 692 00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,604 For a few minutes, didn't tonight feel 693 00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,650 like the good old days? 694 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:32,912 Yeah, no, actually, it was more like 695 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:35,784 two kind of pathetic people 696 00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:37,960 grasping for the old days. 697 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:41,616 - Right. That, too. - Yeah. 698 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,835 Now, look, the good old days. 699 00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:45,272 I mean, they-they're exactly that. 700 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,927 Would you really wanna be back in high school? 701 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,714 - Yeah. - Yeah. I would, too. Oh.. 702 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,716 And you think I'm pathetic? 703 00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:58,111 Yes, I do. And it's, uh, sad, really. 704 00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:04,770 [instrumental music] 705 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,782 I always had a crush on you. 706 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,567 - You know that? - Uh, no. I, I.. 707 00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,917 You know, y-you were eight when I went away to college. 708 00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:24,093 So I, I wasn't.. 709 00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:27,183 [sighs] 710 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:28,924 Uh, uh.. 711 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:32,623 You're, uh...Kirsten's sister. 712 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,539 So I've heard all my life. 713 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,933 Uh, look, you know, we don't want to make 714 00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,370 a complicated situation even more complicated, right? 715 00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,329 I mean, the last thing we need 716 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,158 is having Sandy or Kirsten catching us.. 717 00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,684 ...unless that's what you're hoping for. 718 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:55,342 [sighs] Look, your sister is amazing 719 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:58,824 'and Sandy is such a great guy.' 720 00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,303 'I think you're lucky' 721 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:03,176 to have them looking out for you. 722 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:04,525 I know that I am. 723 00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,400 I'm gonna go. 724 00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:12,489 Okay. 725 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,761 [crickets creaking] 726 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,940 [car engine starts] 727 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:32,118 [crowd cheering] 728 00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:35,077 [Rooney singing "I'm Shakin'"] 729 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:44,260 ♪ I've forgotten what it feels like ♪ 730 00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:48,438 ♪ To feel normal to be normal ♪ 731 00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:51,267 ♪ And I've forgotten what food tastes like ♪ 732 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,139 ♪ The way it tastes right ♪ 733 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,358 ♪ The taste buds taste right ♪ 734 00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:58,274 ♪ But I wake up in so much spit and sweat ♪ 735 00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,756 ♪ It is not normal What is normal? ♪ 736 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:05,238 ♪ Well I go to bed When I wake up ♪ 737 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:08,632 ♪ After cleaning all All the spit and sweat ♪ 738 00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,374 ♪ Now I'm now I'm ♪ 739 00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,595 ♪ Sha shakin' sha shakin' ♪ 740 00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:16,597 ♪ I'm sha sha shakin' ♪ 741 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:20,166 ♪ Shakin' I'm sha sha shakin' ♪ 742 00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:23,473 ♪ Shakin' I'm sha sha shakin' ♪ 743 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,391 ♪ Shakin' now ♪ 744 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,698 ♪ Whoa oh oh ♪ 745 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,531 ♪ I tossed and turned all all night ♪ 746 00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:41,361 ♪ 'Cause I 'cause I was looking for for an ending.. ♪ 747 00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,972 - Hi. I'm gonna, uh-- - Hey, this is great, right? 748 00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,321 Perfect. 749 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,019 ♪ The never-ending story.. ♪ 750 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,151 - Come here a second. - Okay. 751 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:52,241 ♪ The next day came but not a beam of light ♪ 752 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,982 ♪ Because the blinds were shut ♪ 753 00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:55,723 ♪ Sha sha sha shut so tight ♪ 754 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,507 ♪ But I fell out of bed ♪ 755 00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,248 ♪ Laced in spit and sweat ♪ 756 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:02,338 ♪ It made me very cold it made me very cold ♪ 757 00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,993 ♪ Now I'm now I'm ♪ 758 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,126 ♪ Sha sha shakin' ♪ 759 00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:10,651 ♪ Sha shakin' sha sha shakin'.. ♪ 760 00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:13,045 - What are we doing? - This is better. 761 00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,655 Wait, but we're missing the concert. 762 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:17,527 - And we can't ditch Oliver. - Oliver's fine. 763 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:20,139 - He's friends with the band. - And with us. 764 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,314 Hey, I thought you said you wanted us 765 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,142 to hang out with friends. 766 00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:26,623 You've known him two weeks. How good a friend can he be? 767 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,409 Look, he's in recovery, trying to stay clean. 768 00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,237 I don't know, we can talk about stuff. 769 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,979 He tells me things, what he's going through. 770 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,633 - Unlike me, right? - I didn't say that. 771 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,988 Uh, look, I know you didn't want to come here tonight 772 00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,033 so I mean, I guess if you wanna leave.. 773 00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:48,384 Right. 774 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,952 Later. 775 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,302 ♪ Shakin' sha shakin' ♪ 776 00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:57,263 ♪ I'm sha sha shakin' I'm shakin' now ♪ 777 00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:00,179 ♪ Sha sha shakin' sha shakin' ♪ 778 00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,137 ♪ I'm sha sha shakin'.. ♪ 779 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:05,488 Hey, Luke. Hey, man, you know who sings this song? 780 00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,751 Rooney! Whoo-hoo! 781 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:10,798 - Rooney! - We should keep it that way. 782 00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:13,018 Yeah, Rooney! 783 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:17,979 ♪ Yeah ♪ 784 00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,199 ♪ Shakin' ♪♪ Shakin' ♪ 785 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:23,028 ♪ Sha shakin' shakin' ♪♪ 786 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:27,075 What the hell, man? Get off me! 787 00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,163 [Oliver groaning] 788 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,686 Hey! 789 00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:32,472 - Hey, get off him! - I'm a cop. 790 00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,084 What? There's gotta be some kinda mistake. 791 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:38,957 Yeah, his. He just tried to buy three grams of coke from me. 792 00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,136 Ryan, go back inside. Don't tell anybody. 793 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,969 [Rooney singing "Popstars"] 794 00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:57,497 ♪ Hey baby ♪ 795 00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:02,023 ♪ You've hit me again one more time ♪ 796 00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,287 ♪ You said bye bye ♪ 797 00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:10,379 ♪ Bye bye bye goodbye ♪ 798 00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:16,472 ♪ Well I don't want to be with you tonight ♪ 799 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,171 ♪ Forever ♪ 800 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:24,306 ♪ Do you understand my.. ♪ 801 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:27,440 Excuse me, uh, barkeep, sir. 802 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,181 J-just.. 803 00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:30,921 - Hey. - Hey! 804 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,446 - What can I get you? - How did you do that? 805 00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:36,318 The usual. 806 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:38,407 - Mountain Dew. - How many? 807 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,323 Unfortunately, three. 808 00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,673 So Anna's telling Summer that we're a couple. 809 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,371 When they get back, I will officially be 810 00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:48,417 in a relationship with Anna, unless Summer kills me 811 00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,332 in which case, you've been like a brother to me. 812 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,421 Glad to hear it, 'cause I kinda need your keys and your phone. 813 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:55,859 - Yeah? You okay? - I'm fine. It's Oliver. 814 00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:59,254 - What? What's going on? - Tell you later? 815 00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:02,257 Yeah, alright. You're gonna miss a hell of a show, though, man. 816 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,694 Rooney's not bad, either. 817 00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,131 ♪ You're nothing but a.. ♪♪ 818 00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:10,135 - Is Jimmy gone? - Yeah. 819 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:13,225 - Is she alright? - I knocked. She didn't answer. 820 00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,227 Well, maybe she's giving us the house back for the night. 821 00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:17,098 Or maybe she's packing, and when we wake up in the morning 822 00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:20,797 she'll be gone, and, frankly, I'd rather have her here 823 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,408 where I can keep an eye on her than anywhere else. 824 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:23,800 [telephone ringing] 825 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:25,498 Well, you can't keep her here forever. 826 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:28,109 I mean, it's no good for her and it's no good for us. 827 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,286 Hello. 828 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,289 Hey, what's wrong? 829 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,639 Where are you? 830 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,990 I'll be right there. 831 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,384 Ryan's at the police station. 832 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:45,344 [indistinct singing] 833 00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:50,305 [crowd cheering] 834 00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:51,611 Thank you, Newport Beach. 835 00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:53,265 Goodnight, everybody. Thank you. 836 00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:56,224 [crowd cheering] 837 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,275 - Seth! - Hey. 838 00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:05,015 - Where have you been? - I've been at the bar. 839 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,843 - How did it go? - It was amazing! 840 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,584 - They played the whole album. - No, not with Rooney. 841 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:11,283 How did it go with Summer? Did you tell her? 842 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,414 Tell me what? 843 00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:15,374 [instrumental music] 844 00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,554 So you're a couple? 845 00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,686 - No. - Yes. 846 00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:26,124 That, that is, we wanted to tell you first before 847 00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:27,995 we officially became a couple which now, I guess, we are. 848 00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:31,564 - So you chose Anna? - No. Kind of, yeah. 849 00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:33,696 Uh, she came over on New Year's Eve. 850 00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:35,002 But you were with me on New Year's Eve. 851 00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:37,004 Um, actually, technically, Summer 852 00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,311 you were with that guy, Alan, remember? 853 00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:41,443 'And you kept insisting that I go find someone to kiss' 854 00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:44,142 so...I did. 855 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,360 [Seth] 'Yeah, I was taking out the garbage' 856 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,405 she was in the driveway. 857 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,233 You know how these things go. 858 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,365 Okay. Well, congrats. 859 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:56,676 - You're not mad? - Huh. Uh-uh. 860 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:59,244 Oh, good, because I really didn't want this 861 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,028 to affect our relationship in any way. 862 00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,944 Well, Anna, I have to say 863 00:36:04,031 --> 00:36:06,251 that Rose would've never pulled that New Year's stunt 864 00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,122 on Blanche. 865 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,211 I know. I'm sorry. 866 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:14,955 Although Blanche would've done it to Rose, so.. 867 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,132 Uh, so can we still all hang out? Will you be cool with that? 868 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:20,090 'Cause we'd both really like that if we could hang out. 869 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,309 Yeah. 870 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:27,228 Sure, you guys, we can totally hang out. 871 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:30,449 I mean, in fact, what are you guys doing right now? 872 00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:35,628 [indistinct chattering] 873 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:43,505 [sighs] So they're gonna let him go. 874 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:46,682 - Really? How'd you do that? - Well, I'm just that good. 875 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,337 I used to play poker with these guys. 876 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,905 Thanks for doing this. You didn't have to, really. 877 00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:53,646 Is this kid a friend of yours? 878 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,909 He's a friend of Marissa's. They met in therapy. 879 00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,780 He said he's been clean for a while, but.. 880 00:36:57,867 --> 00:36:59,652 Well, they busted him trying to buy coke. 881 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,393 And then he told me that his parents were out of the country 882 00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,569 for a month. Can you believe that? 883 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:05,527 A parent leave a kid like that on his own. 884 00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:07,747 Yeah, imagine that. 885 00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,053 [chuckles] I'll never understand it. 886 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,359 I hope not. 887 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,581 - I'm glad you called me. - Me, too. 888 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,931 [keys jingling] 889 00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,934 [indistinct chattering] 890 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,938 I'm gonna finish up your paperwork. 891 00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:26,940 You sit tight. I'll be right back. 892 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,601 So thanks. 893 00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,387 Seth's dad seems cool. 894 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:41,911 He is. 895 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:47,482 So why'd you do this for me? 896 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,615 I mean, you don't even like me, man. 897 00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:52,835 I don't really know you. 898 00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:56,535 Well, if it's any consolation 899 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:59,102 I don't like myself very much right now, either. 900 00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:08,111 - So what happened? - I, I don't know. 901 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,680 Natalie didn't show. 902 00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:14,944 And then I saw you and Marissa.. 903 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:16,294 '...your friends.' 904 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,906 Then it hit me. 905 00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:22,038 I have no one. 906 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:25,390 'My parents are gone, my friends..' 907 00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:28,393 [scoffs] '...if you can even call them that' 908 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,569 they all disappeared when I got clean. 909 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,006 Now I.. 910 00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:35,748 [scoffs] 911 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,493 There's Marissa. 912 00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:44,278 Seth likes your taste in music.. 913 00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,498 ...and Luke pretty much likes everybody at this point. 914 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:51,503 And what about you? 915 00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:54,419 I mean, you must like me a little to get me out of jail. 916 00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:56,508 No, that was Sandy. 917 00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:00,990 Yeah. 918 00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,252 [cell phone ringing] 919 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,734 [sighs] 920 00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:06,866 [cell phone ringing] 921 00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,955 - Marissa. - Ah. 922 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,478 You gonna tell her? 923 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,567 No. 924 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,961 You are. 925 00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,920 [cell phone ringing] 926 00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:24,927 Hey. 927 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,061 Yeah, it's Oliver. 928 00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,498 [crickets creaking] 929 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:33,458 [humming] 930 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,905 Hey, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey. 931 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:48,734 - I can't have half? - There are other bagels. 932 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,692 - Not salt bagels. - You know why that is? 933 00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:54,174 'Cause you ate them all, and several sesame. 934 00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,698 I haven't been the best guest. I know. 935 00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,831 And what you said tonight-- 936 00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:01,747 Oh, hey, hey, uh, uh, "Connect Four" was happening. 937 00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:04,837 I-it, it gets my blood up. 938 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:07,405 Well, you were right. 939 00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,931 So what's the plan? 940 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:15,674 To hit Caleb up for more cash, and then what? 941 00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:18,154 What, Europe this time? Iceland? 942 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,634 - 'Boca?' - I don't know. 943 00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:23,464 You know, I see how happy you guys are 944 00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:26,162 and I think, "Why can't I have that?" 945 00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,643 - Because you don't want it. - How do you know what I want? 946 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,732 I don't even know what I want. 947 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,693 You could stay here. 948 00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:35,868 I mean, not here exactly 949 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,871 but you know, get a home.. 950 00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:44,616 ...a job, settle down. 951 00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:45,834 No. 952 00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,142 See, that's the thing. 953 00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,449 All I know is what I don't want. 954 00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:55,017 Well, that's not entirely true. 955 00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:00,632 And the rest.. 956 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,591 ...you'll figure out. 957 00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,985 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 958 00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,948 [crickets creaking] 959 00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,521 - Hey. - Hey. 960 00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,480 No, wait, don't get up. 961 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,620 Thanks. 962 00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,276 He's not a bad guy, Oliver. He's-- 963 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,060 This may come as a shock to you 964 00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:40,541 but right now I don't want to talk about Oliver. 965 00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,944 Oh, hey, wow, uh, kissing. Sorry about that. 966 00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:53,598 'Listen, we're all gonna hang out inside' 967 00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:57,036 but you guys are obviously alone together, so, uh, do that. 968 00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:58,603 Ryan, what happened to you, man? 969 00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:00,126 [Seth] 'Luke, please, you're shouting.' 970 00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:01,910 Someone stood a little too close to the speaker. 971 00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:04,913 Dude, that concert did not suck at all. 972 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,002 We, uh, we Playstationing it or what? 973 00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:08,482 - Yeah. - Right. 974 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:09,831 Okay. Any time you wanna join us. 975 00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,224 Come on, let's go back to the house 976 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,704 before Luke wakes up your parents. 977 00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,227 Think we can teach him to fetch? 978 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,620 Uh, I don't want to be the third wheel 979 00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:17,709 or watch you guys make out, so enjoy. 980 00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:22,235 [sighs] Well, we could stay here. 981 00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:26,456 Yeah, but maybe we shouldn't. Race you? 982 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,328 ♪ You want in ♪ 983 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:30,417 [Luke] 'Cohen, you say you've played this game before?' 984 00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:32,724 Oh, see the way I ripped that guy's spine out? 985 00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:34,508 Sitting right here, buddy. 986 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,163 ♪ I'm sick and tired of not being happenin' ♪♪ 987 00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:40,035 God, I am so glad that we all can hang out together like this. 988 00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:41,776 Aren't you guys? 989 00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,518 - 'Oh.' - 'Yeah.' 990 00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:46,128 - 'Damn it.' - 'Ryan, you're up.' 991 00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,391 - You're up, Ryan. - We'll make it best of five. 992 00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:51,394 [indistinct chattering] 993 00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,618 - Hey. - Hey, dude. 994 00:42:57,705 --> 00:42:59,446 - Hey. - Whoa. 995 00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,449 [indistinct chattering] 996 00:43:11,371 --> 00:43:13,373 [instrumental music] 70061

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