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[male narrator]
Previously on "The O.C.."
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- Guess who's back.
- Aunt Hailey.
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- Did she say why she was here?
- She's run out of money.
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You have to stop living
your life like this, Hailey.
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So I can grow up to be
just like you?
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He's really not my type.
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Oh, what's your type?
Seth Cohen?
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I didn't want you to be alone
on New Year's.
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- I'm having a party.
- I'm not going to a party.
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Just 'cause I'm not drinking
doesn't mean you can't.
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Clean and sober, 11 months.
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Your girlfriend's
at a New Year's Eve party alone?
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She's not alone. She's with
some guy named Oliver.
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- You guys broke up?
- We didn't break up.
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We're just not spending
New Year's Eve together.
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I think it's just us tonight.
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[Eels singing
"Saturday Morning"]
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[Hailey]
'Hm..'
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♪ Saturday morning ♪
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♪ Who's gonna play with me? ♪
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♪ Six in the morning baby ♪
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♪ I got a long long day
ahead of me ♪
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♪ The parents
are sleeping soundly ♪
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♪ The neighbors
are dead as wood ♪
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♪ I'm getting up
and coming over ♪
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♪ We've gotta
rock the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Nothing's ever gonna
happen 'round here ♪
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♪ If we don't make it happen ♪♪
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She's eating us out
of house and home.
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- Sandy, it's just a bagel.
- 'No.'
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No, no, it's never just a bagel.
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Mom, as someone
who's basically been a shut-in
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for the last 17 years
of his life
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I can pretty much say
with great authority
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that that woman
never leaves the house.
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She's got nowhere else to go.
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And that's because all her
friends wanna kick her ass.
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- Sorry about the language.
- Why? I'd like to kick her ass.
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- 'Kirsten?'
- Coming!
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[Hailey]
'There's no more coffee!
Will you make some?'
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'The good French roast kind,
not the harvest blend?'
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No, no, no.
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- No.
- I'll talk to her.
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Oh, uh, so I'll just survive
on English muffins.
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[instrumental music]
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[whistles]
Marissa? Marissa? Hello.
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- She's gotta be here somewhere.
- Hilarious.
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Yeah. Okay, listen to me.
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Hailey is always
in the living room, alright?
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Marissa's always in here.
Look at me. I'm lost, okay?
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What happened to Seth-Ryan time?
That was quality time.
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Okay, I know
I've been a little bit..
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- Uh, whipped?
- I'm not whipped.
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I'm free to talk now. What's up?
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Hey, squeezing me in
before school?
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Nice, I like that,
but actually, I'll take it.
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Okay, here's the thing, um
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Anna and I have decided
to take it to the next level.
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- And I need advice.
- You're gonna have sex?
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No. That's a good idea, though.
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Um, we're gonna tell Summer
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that we're dating.
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And as much
as I fear Summer hurting me
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with the rage blackouts and all
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I'm actually more scared
about hurting her feelings.
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We've become friends now,
and I feel like
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I don't wanna,
I don't know if I wanna--
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Hey, you guys ready to go?
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Yeah. No, we were just talking.
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- Oh, really? About what?
- Uh, just guy stuff.
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You know,
hunting and shaving and shoes.
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Actually, uh, the cleats
for-for the-the sports.
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Hm, okay. Well, come on.
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Hey, later can we please
finish this chat?
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Put in a little Seth-Ryan time
on the book?
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Yes, yes, absolutely.
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Just gotta check with foo.
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Oh, you forgot your balls.
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- You and me tonight.
- Come on.
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[whipping]
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[theme song]
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♪ California here we come ♪
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♪ Right back
where we started from ♪
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♪ California ♪♪ California ♪
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♪ Here we come ♪
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♪ California ♪
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♪ California ♪
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♪ Here we come ♪♪
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[indistinct chattering]
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♪ I know he knocks you
off your feet.. ♪
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[Marissa]
Have we become
one of those couples?
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Who lose all their friends?
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And can't do anything
without each other?
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I don't think so. You think so?
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That'd be good, a night apart.
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Yeah, plus,
I'm kind of sick of you.
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I'm sick of me, too.
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- I gotta go.
- Yeah, and I got the..
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- Walk me?
- I'll walk you.
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♪ Just me ♪
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♪ Popular mechanics ♪♪
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- Ow!
- Don't make me.
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- Don't make you what?
- Hurt you.
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- Watch this.
- Stop it.
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- What's up?
- Hey. What is up?
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- I was talking to her.
- That's cool.
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I wanted to know
if you have plans this weekend.
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Hm, nothing.
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What Anna's trying to say is
she's not gonna do anything.
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We're both not doing anything,
that's what we're both doing
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but in fact, we're doing nothing
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but doing that by ourselves.
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Thank you, Cohen,
you just reminded me
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that I need my bio textbook
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'cause we're studying monkeys.
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Ouch.
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I hate liars,
and now I'm one of them.
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I thought you said
you were gonna talk to her.
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I am gonna talk to her. I..
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- I-I don't know how.
- Fine, I'll tell her--
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No, you can't, I have to do it,
but tonight me and Ryan
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are gonna have
a little conference
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good, little strategy meeting,
we're gonna
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figure out the whole thing.
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Well, that makes me feel
so much better.
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Then we'll be free
to do this.
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- Seth, I have to study.
- And this.
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[giggles]
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I started my own business
right out of college
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and now I'm a father of two
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and I've got one line
on my resume.
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Did you ever mow your lawn
as a kid?
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- Yeah.
- 'Great.'
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'Jimmy Cooper Landscaping.'
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'Your first job.'
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'And now
you're an entrepreneur.'
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I don't even have
any references.
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Sure you do, your clients..
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...whose money you stole, right?
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[door opens]
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- Is that Jimmy Cooper?
- Hey, Hailey!
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[chuckles]
You look fantastic!
How you doing?
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She's got no jobs,
no friends and no prospects.
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And I say that with love.
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Sounds like
we got a lot in common.
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Oh, well..
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- So did you guys have the talk?
- Yes.
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- We almost did.
- Right.
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It's just we were having
so much fun.
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And all we've done
is fight for so long.
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It was nice to just hang out
and be sisters.
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I'll find out if she has a plan.
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Oh, you know what her plan is.
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She's gonna stay here
and mooch off us
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until she can go and make a
withdrawal from the bank of dad
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and then she'll take off again
for a couple of years.
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Sandy, she said she wasn't gonna
do that this time.
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But she says she's gonna stay
here and mooch off us forever?
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- She's not mooching.
- Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
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Then how'd she get all those
new clothes she bought, huh?
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From the salary
she doesn't make?
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From the trust fund
she drained?
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- I bought you bagels.
- And that fixes everything?
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'Yes, it does.'
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"Sesame."
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Oh, that's a start.
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I'm gonna hide them.
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So, yeah, now I'm broke
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and sleeping at my sister's.
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Hey, I'm broke and, uh
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my wife is sleeping
with your father.
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Fantastic.
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We've really done well
for ourselves.
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Who knew back in the day
when Kirsten and I
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were babysitting you and you
were watching "Silver Spoons"
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that we'd both turn out
to be so, uh..
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Complicated?
And it was "Golden Girls."
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Oh, that's right, that's right.
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You, you loved "Golden Girls."
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And it's pretty impressive
that I was ten years old
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and totally relating to
the lives of 70-year-old women.
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Blanche was 70?
She aged really well.
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I'd love to hang
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hear how you made
such a mess of your life.
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Same, although I bet
your story doesn't involve
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a fistfight at cotillion.
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No, but I bet yours doesn't
contain half a pound of hash
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and a border guard in Budapest.
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[laughs]
No.
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It's nice that you and Jimmy
are friends again.
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Well, I guess
I can't blame a guy
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for wanting to kiss my wife.
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[chuckles]
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Oh, it feels like we never have
any time alone anymore.
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Only, that's not true.
We have moments.
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I want more moments.
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- Ahem.
- Oops.
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God, they're so whipped.
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I gotta go pick up Marissa.
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- 'Sandy, thank you.'
- Anytime.
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I'll see you, uh, tomorrow.
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Jimmy and I, we're gonna hang
out tomorrow night, catch up.
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- Hang out, like, out?
- Mm-hmm.
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I bet you have a lot
to catch up on.
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Hm.
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- Tomorrow night?
- Tomorrow night.
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[indistinct chattering]
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Hey, man. How's it going?
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I got a flat tire.
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- You ran over a nail?
- Hm, somebody slashed it.
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Want some help?
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Thanks.
I got a spare in the back.
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Hey, Luke, why doesn't your dad
help you with that tire?
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I'm sure he'd like to bend over.
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[laughing]
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New Year's resolution.
Punch people less.
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I had the same one.
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[sighs]
You think I'm getting
what I deserve
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after all these years
of being a jackass?
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Definitely.
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But, hey, why don't we just
get out of here?
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The tire can wait.
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Yeah, that sounds good.
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Go, go, go, go!
Break that tackle! Go! Yeah!
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Who plays PlayStation
for the sports games?
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Listen to me.
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You said Seth-Ryan time, okay?
This isn't Seth-Ryan time.
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This is Seth-Luke-Ryan time.
And you know what? Guess what.
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There's no such thing
as Seth-Luke-Ryan time.
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You know, maybe Luke will have
some good advice.
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What does that guy know
about juggling women?
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Come on.
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Okay, quite a bit, yes,
but he wasn't good at it.
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He's having a bad day.
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Yeah, I'm having a bad day,
okay? I'm having a bad week.
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[sighs]
Some kids at school
slashed his tires.
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Damn it. What do you think
he wants on his pizza?
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Oh! Hey, Cohen. Check out
the replay on this tackle.
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- I broke this bitch in half.
- Luke has a gay dad.
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Luke has a gay dad.
Can't wait to see it, buddy.
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[telephone ringing]
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- Hello?
- 'Hey.'
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- Hey.
- 'I'm at Oliver's.'
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[Marissa on phone]
'And he just ordered
way too much food.'
246
00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:08,520
Look, I know you said you wanted
to spend tonight apart
247
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,697
but he asked me to call you,
see if you wanna come by.
248
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:13,177
- You're at Oliver's?
- Well, Summer had plans.
249
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,615
And then I saw Oliver at therapy
and he said if I wanted..
250
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,529
Hey.
251
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:20,750
- 'Hm, that's so good.'
- 'It's Moroccan.'
252
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,100
- What's Moroccan?
- Hm, the food. Just come. Okay?
253
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,798
- 'See you soon.'
- 'What, it's..'
254
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:27,757
[indistinct chattering]
255
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,764
How do you guys feel
about Moroccan?
256
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,333
I think I really hurt that guy.
257
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,596
[instrumental music]
258
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,250
Hey, where's the silverware?
259
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,687
No, man. Moroccan you eat
with your hands.
260
00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,429
Hey, no wonder Luke seems to be
enjoying it so much.
261
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,693
- How good is the couscous?
- Mm, amazing.
262
00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,782
- It's pretty good.
- No, that's the kefta.
263
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,871
Couscous is the other thing.
264
00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:57,526
Dude, I cannot believe
you live in a penthouse, man.
265
00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:59,093
- This place is ridonculous.
- 'Yeah.'
266
00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:01,835
It's always been my fantasy
to live in a hotel.
267
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,489
- Like Eloise.
- 'Yeah, well, I guess.'
268
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:05,795
But, uh, with my parents
traveling so much
269
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:07,231
it can kinda
get a little lonely.
270
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:08,929
Hey, man,
if you ever need any company..
271
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,453
Thanks, 'cause you know,
they might be gone a while
272
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,455
opening a new hotel in Paris.
273
00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:17,198
I love Paris. I could spend all
day walking the Champs-Elysees.
274
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,766
I like Paris. I love baguettes.
275
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:22,943
Dude, French chicks
don't even shave their armpits.
276
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,510
Have you ever been
to Paris, Ryan?
277
00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,338
No, not yet.
278
00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,906
- I hear the Louvre's cool.
- No, do not go near that place.
279
00:11:29,993 --> 00:11:31,603
'Totally overrated.'
280
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,910
'The Mona Lisa's like the size
of a postage stamp.'
281
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:37,827
Now, the Rodin Museum
and Musee Picasso..
282
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:38,872
'But you know
where my family's been spending'
283
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:39,960
'most of their time?'
284
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,091
'Switzerland.'
285
00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,180
Snowboarding the Alps is unreal.
286
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,356
You boarded the Alps?
287
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,750
Oh. Shit, the closest
I've ever come is Whistler.
288
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,143
[Oliver]
'Oh, my family's got
a place in Big Bear.'
289
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,492
'We should go one weekend.'
290
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:52,146
Hey, you think
you could teach Ryan to board?
291
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,322
You have to get him
on a chairlift.
292
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,106
First two days
you'll be on your ass
293
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,065
but we'll get you there.
294
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,982
I really like this song.
295
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,940
You know,
they're playing tomorrow.
296
00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,813
- Yeah, but it's all sold out.
- Do you wanna go?
297
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,597
Yeah, but it's all sold out.
298
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:09,990
I'll call
their manager tomorrow.
299
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,513
'They're amazing live.'
300
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,385
- 'You know Rooney?'
- That would be awesome.
301
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,040
I've never heard of them,
but I-I got nothing. I'll go.
302
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:19,651
Ryan?
303
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,349
Come on, man,
we'll all get to hang out.
304
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:22,654
It'll be fun.
305
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,092
Ah, cool.
306
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,137
Alright, then it's settled.
We're going.
307
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,487
- 'Groovy.'
- 'Hey, nice.'
308
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,054
[Marissa]
'This is gonna be great.'
309
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,623
[instrumental music]
310
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,059
[sighs]
311
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,453
So now you're eating
with silverware?
312
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,716
Next thing,
I'll see you at the Louvre.
313
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,327
Uh, no, you won't because, uh,
like Oliver said, it's lame.
314
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:44,720
Now, listen,
can we please focus
315
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,896
on the crisis at hand
for one second, okay?
316
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,289
Summer, now, the way I figure it
317
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,899
I've got many, many options
at my finger tips.
318
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,379
Yeah, like the truth.
That's a good one.
319
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,076
Hey, no argument there, buddy
320
00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,122
but what I'm talking about
is my messenger of truth.
321
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,211
Okay?
My delivery system of honesty.
322
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,516
The way I tell her.
Now, listen.
323
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,692
- I could call her. That's one.
- Okay.
324
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,346
Yeah, it is okay,
but it's just okay.
325
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,001
I think it lacks any real, uh,
spark or imagination.
326
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,307
But it's effective, your voice
327
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:07,874
on one end of the phone,
hers on the other.
328
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,571
"I'm dating Anna."
She'll hear you.
329
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:12,095
Yeah, but the phone is
a rather blunt instrument, no?
330
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,359
Now, what about...
text messaging?
331
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,708
Huh? I could BlackBerry her.
Think about it.
332
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,493
That feels very hip,
it feels edgy
333
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:19,755
it feels 21st century.
334
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,713
- Kind of cold.
- Mittens required, yes.
335
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,630
Ah, ooh, a carrier pigeon.
How cool would that be?
336
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,067
Think about it, a little message
337
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,938
all rolled up
in his cute little talons.
338
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,157
Summer's a fan of the pigeon.
339
00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:31,506
- You're a coward.
- Am I?
340
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:32,637
Or am I just too sensitive
341
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,205
to the feelings of others?
342
00:13:35,292 --> 00:13:36,641
Coward, definitely.
343
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:42,038
Fine, I'll tell her on Monday.
344
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,344
Actually, I think Tuesday.
You know what, dude?
345
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:45,085
I might just give it
till Friday
346
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,216
because that way
she can have the weekend
347
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,261
to sort of let it marinate--
348
00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:48,653
- You could do it today.
- No.
349
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,829
Because today
will soon be tonight
350
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,482
and tonight will be Rooney.
351
00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:54,181
- And Rooney will be awesome.
- Rooney.
352
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:57,097
I saw them open for The Vines
in, uh, LA last year.
353
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,620
Yeah? Big whoop.
We're seeing them tonight.
354
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,100
Really?
I thought it was sold out.
355
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,058
Mm-hmm, it happens they are,
but I also happen
356
00:14:02,145 --> 00:14:04,321
to be dialed in, alright?
I got the hookups.
357
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,498
Or at least Oliver does and
I'm gonna ride his coattails.
358
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,283
Oliver?
359
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,415
As in Oliver
360
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,156
the guy who wanted to kiss
your girlfriend on New Year's?
361
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,766
- Morning, Hailey.
- It's not like that.
362
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,159
He's got a girlfriend.
363
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:18,466
Wait, wait,
so if he has a girlfriend
364
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:19,946
why is he always hanging out
with yours?
365
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,208
Couldn't tell you, but thanks.
366
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,905
Hey, the guy seems cool, right?
367
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:26,082
I don't know. We don't really
seem to have a lot in common.
368
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,910
- Besides your girlfriend.
- Keep twisting the knife.
369
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,346
- Feels good.
- 'Whatever.'
370
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,782
He got us backstage passes.
371
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,872
- That's good enough for me.
- Backstage?
372
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,221
So now you have to worry about
373
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,484
your girl with Oliver
and rock stars?
374
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:37,702
[exhales sharply]
375
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:45,580
You mind
if I finish the cornflakes?
376
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,887
Hey, at least she asked.
It's a start.
377
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,802
Well, at least she's leaving
the house. It's a start.
378
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,761
And we'll have the place
to ourselves.
379
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:56,808
- Yes, we can eat bagels.
- And I can wear my robe.
380
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,767
Or not.
I can have the remote back.
381
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,160
She's crammed that poor TiVo
382
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,597
full of every
"E! True Hollywood" special.
383
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,946
I think she's looking for tips.
384
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,295
Oh, that's nice, Sandy.
385
00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:06,340
Well, I'm just saying
386
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,256
she's cluttering up the TiVo.
387
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,432
And a clear TiVo
equals a clear mind.
388
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:16,306
Are we okay with the kids
going to that concert?
389
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,394
Yeah.
390
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,005
Well, what if Rooney is like
391
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:22,660
death-metal, Satan-worshipping
speed freaks?
392
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,923
Honey, honey, honey
393
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,795
that went out, like,
in the late '90s.
394
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,753
I saw it on a special on "E!"
395
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,234
Listen, I'll run Rooney up
my proverbial flagpole
396
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,193
but you have
got to speak to Hailey.
397
00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,979
[instrumental music]
398
00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,068
- So?
- Yeah.
399
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:42,593
It's, that's my first time
hearing it, so..
400
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,247
Well, that's why
we're doing a run-through now
401
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,770
so you'll have heard it all
before tonight.
402
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,382
Right. So we're going tonight?
403
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,818
No. It's your first concert.
404
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,212
We have free tickets,
backstage passes.
405
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:53,387
You're right, we should skip it.
406
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,736
[sighs]
That's not what I'm saying.
407
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,955
What are you saying?
408
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,218
♪ Girl on a Saturday night.. ♪
409
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:01,482
- Have you met Natalie?
- No, but I hear she's great.
410
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,919
And Oliver is. I mean..
411
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,442
Is someone jealous?
412
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,315
This song is good.
413
00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,361
Turn it up really, really loud.
414
00:16:12,797 --> 00:16:14,799
♪ No one to call
no one to ring ♪
415
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,801
♪ 'Cause no one's home ♪
416
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,675
♪ The bartender
knew her number.. ♪
417
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,764
Oliver will be with Natalie.
418
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,810
Rooney is a really good band.
419
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:27,334
And tonight
we're gonna have fun.
420
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,988
I know.
421
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:32,078
- There won't be dancing, right?
- Hm, I'll dance.
422
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,949
- You can watch.
- Works for me.
423
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,648
♪ I'm sorry sorry for making
your life a living hell ♪
424
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:43,959
♪ I'm sorry sorry for making
your life a living hell ♪
425
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:47,136
♪ But that wasn't.. ♪♪
426
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,008
- Uh, I think that's enough.
- What?
427
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,183
There was almost
a knee bend, man.
428
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,880
You were about to find the beat.
429
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:54,752
And need I remind you
of Cousin Jeffery's bar mitzvah?
430
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:55,797
You almost wiped out
a half a dozen
431
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:57,407
13-year-olds on the dance floor.
432
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,975
That "Y.M.C.A." song requires
a lot of movement.
433
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,498
Hey, man, I'm just trying
to spare casualties.
434
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:03,022
[sighs]
So this concert tonight
435
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,414
anyone there
gonna be doing drugs?
436
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,764
Uh, I hope so, otherwise
it's a lame-ass concert.
437
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,766
Anyone named Seth
gonna be doing any drugs?
438
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,726
No. Nobody named Seth Cohen.
I promise.
439
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,075
Gotta stay
sharp and focused tonight
440
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,163
'cause it's my first date
with Anna.
441
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,817
- It is?
- Mm-hmm.
442
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,862
Ah, so you and Summer
finally had the talk?
443
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,821
Oh, yes, almost several times.
444
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,605
- Seth.
- Father.
445
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,998
The sooner you tell her
446
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,782
the better you're gonna feel
about everything.
447
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,610
Yeah, see, I don't really
believe that to be the case.
448
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,135
I'm sort of feeling, like,
the longer I wait to tell her
449
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,224
the longer I'll feel great.
450
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,835
The best advice
I can give you is this.
451
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:37,795
It's from Steven Seagal in his
classic film "Hard To Kill."
452
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:41,408
"The anticipation of death
is far worse than death itself."
453
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:44,628
Great, so then we both agree
that Summer's gonna kill me.
454
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,457
Look, if you're old enough
to go to a concert alone
455
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:50,417
if you're old enough to embark
on a real relationship
456
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,941
you are old enough
to be a man.
457
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,986
[sighs]
458
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,554
Well, she's not gonna be
there tonight, so..
459
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,296
I'll tell her on Monday.
460
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,820
Good. Now, get going.
461
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,214
Your mother and I
want some time alone.
462
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,737
Hey, there's a visual
that I don't wanna
463
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,130
take with me tonight.
464
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,567
Well, son, your mom's a hottie,
and I got her.
465
00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,526
♪ You want in ♪
466
00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:14,876
♪ You want in ♪♪
467
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:17,096
[indistinct chattering]
468
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,925
- I don't see him.
- Maybe he's inside.
469
00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,191
Excuse me, are you on the list?
470
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,931
Uh, yeah,
we're with Oliver Trask.
471
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:29,499
- Who's Oliver Trask?
- You don't have his name?
472
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,414
No, I don't have his name.
I've never heard his name.
473
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,025
That's why I'm asking
who's Oliver Trask.
474
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,375
Thanks,
you've been very helpful.
475
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,639
I'm just gonna call him
and see where he is.
476
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,423
It's a lot of freaks here,
huh, Cohen?
477
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,990
Yeah. Good job, Luke.
478
00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,688
This should help make us
a lot of friends.
479
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,168
- Damn it.
- What?
480
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,778
Well, dude,
they're gonna go on soon.
481
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,128
If Oliver's not here
in the next couple of minutes
482
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,520
we're gonna miss the first song.
483
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,218
They only have like
one album, okay?
484
00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:54,829
So you factor in your standard
cover, it's like 12 songs.
485
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,571
Oh, no! But, hey,
I mean, come on.
486
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,530
If we don't get in, we're
still gonna have fun tonight.
487
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:01,966
- Right. What are we gonna do?
- Right?
488
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,882
Hey, I hope you guys
aren't waiting for me.
489
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,583
- Summer?
- Cohen.
490
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,758
- Hey, Anna.
- Summer.
491
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,020
Hi.
492
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,066
Who are you talking to?
493
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,199
It just goes straight
to voice mail.
494
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:20,115
Dude, dude, look at that freak.
495
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,073
Hey, I drove alone.
Anna, will you ride with me?
496
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,292
Wait. You guys wanna
give up so early?
497
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,555
Maybe I can grease a few palms.
498
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,210
- 'Hey.'
- 'Hey!'
499
00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,560
- There you guys are.
- What's up, man?
500
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,346
- Hi.
- I thought you were a no-show.
501
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,391
What happened?
I, I thought I said back door.
502
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,045
No, you didn't.
503
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:40,004
- 'Yeah, load in here, guys.'
- 'The band's here.'
504
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,268
- It's all happening.
- What up, guys?
505
00:19:42,355 --> 00:19:45,053
Robert, how's it going?
Good to see you.
506
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,663
- 'Yeah.'
- Looking forward to the show.
507
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,710
- Thank you. See you.
- I guess we're on time.
508
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,582
- Which one's Rooney?
- They're all Rooney, Luke.
509
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,976
- Hey, man, this is my posse.
- This is crazy.
510
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,978
[laughing]
511
00:19:57,065 --> 00:20:00,286
Hey! So where's Natalie?
512
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:02,331
Yeah, we had another fight.
513
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,899
This whole long-distance thing
is tough.
514
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,422
Looks like I'm dateless tonight.
515
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,119
Hey, no! No way.
516
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,209
We'll be your date, right?
517
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,601
Yeah, right.
518
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:14,561
So should we fire up
the hot tub?
519
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,389
Oh, interesting.
Open a bottle of wine.
520
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:19,174
Oh, I like it.
521
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,089
First up, TiVo. I'm gonna erase
all of Hailey's programs--
522
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,656
- Hot pizza?
- Hailey?
523
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,745
Hey, guys. You're just in time.
524
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,488
Doctor. Doctor.
525
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,882
- James.
- What's up?
526
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,973
Oh, I-I, I just thought
that you were going out tonight.
527
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,975
We were, but then I found out
528
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,108
there's a "Golden Girls"
marathon on Lifetime
529
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,719
and I decided to dig up
all my favorite board games.
530
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:45,592
We're having a throwback
to the old babysitting days.
531
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,071
[Hailey]
'Why don't you guys join us?'
532
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:50,205
Great. That would be great.
533
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:51,815
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, I love this episode.
534
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:54,601
Hey, this is, this is the one
where Rose adopts the pig.
535
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,211
- 'She adopted the pig?'
- 'Uh-huh.'
536
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,214
[instrumental music]
537
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,612
[indistinct chattering]
538
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,441
- Do you play?
- A little.
539
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:11,095
- Here, man.
- "All access?" Sweet.
540
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:15,230
- Hey, it's cool?
- It's cool.
541
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,319
- Hey, check it out.
- Seriously?
542
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:20,235
- Yeah.
- It's awesome.
543
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,152
I, uh, I just got
a few songs that I wrote. Um..
544
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,849
[guitar strums]
545
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,764
♪ The first time ♪
546
00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:33,335
♪ I saw your eyes I knew.. ♪
547
00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:36,033
Okay, I'm just gonna
go this way.
548
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,078
♪ Yeah.. ♪
549
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,122
Seth, all I'm saying is
550
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,559
you have to tell her tonight.
551
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,083
- No, I don't.
- Hey. Hey.
552
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,867
- Here you go.
- Hey, thank you.
553
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,086
So Luke, he's..
554
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:46,392
Yeah, we don't let him out much.
555
00:21:46,479 --> 00:21:48,132
♪ No he didn't
yes he did ♪
556
00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,177
♪ Du du du du.. ♪♪
557
00:21:49,264 --> 00:21:50,700
Whoosh.
558
00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:52,963
Yeah, but you guys are cool,
having fun?
559
00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,313
- Everything's awesome.
- Glad to hear it.
560
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,707
[laughing]
Yeah, everything is not awesome.
561
00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,535
Listen to me, okay,
if I don't tell Summer tonight
562
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,102
then later on when I do tell her
563
00:22:01,189 --> 00:22:02,799
she can remember what a fun time
she had at Rooney.
564
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:04,192
Okay?
And that will cheer her up.
565
00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,673
There's never gonna be
a good time to tell her.
566
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,849
I mean, if you think about it,
tonight's not a bad night.
567
00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:10,329
There's a lot of guys here.
568
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:11,852
There's a lot of cute guys,
older guys.
569
00:22:11,939 --> 00:22:13,854
There's, there's
a lot of musicians.
570
00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:16,378
You know, girls like musicians.
571
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:20,382
Maybe you're right.
Are we flattering ourselves?
572
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,819
Am I flattering myself to even
think that Summer'll care?
573
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,256
I mean,
me compared to, you know
574
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,911
that dude or, or, or that guy?
575
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:29,522
Are you checking out dudes
again, Cohen?
576
00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:31,698
Huh, huh, no.
577
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,569
But there are plenty of them
out here tonight, aren't there
578
00:22:33,656 --> 00:22:35,528
Summer, a lot of musicians?
579
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:38,269
In fact, you know what? I think
I'm gonna go find some myself.
580
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,402
Why don't you and Seth talk
581
00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,491
you know, about anything?
582
00:22:42,578 --> 00:22:45,407
Um, Cohen, you and Anna--
583
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:49,106
Me and Anna what? What?
584
00:22:49,193 --> 00:22:52,153
Um, will you guys stand with me
at the concert?
585
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,112
Marissa's, like, on a date,
and I'm all alone tonight, so..
586
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,462
Okay, that would be nice.
587
00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,551
♪ You Rosa ♪♪
588
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,906
[cell phone dialing]
589
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,951
Yeah. Hey, man. Yeah.
590
00:23:08,038 --> 00:23:10,258
I thought your boy was supposed
to be here, like, an hour ago.
591
00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,478
No, okay, no excuses.
592
00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,393
Well, I don't,
I don't care who you send.
593
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,437
Alright, just make sure
it's good
594
00:23:15,524 --> 00:23:17,700
and it gets here quick.
595
00:23:17,787 --> 00:23:18,919
Alright.
596
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:22,923
♪ Who's that
you're going around with? ♪
597
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,664
♪ I don't know ♪
598
00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:28,232
♪ You give him
so much attention ♪
599
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,973
♪ But it's hard
he just won't.. ♪
600
00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:33,847
Hey, I can't see. I'm stuck
behind a row of giants.
601
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,284
- Come with me.
- Okay, lead the way.
602
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:40,984
♪ Who's that
you're going around.. ♪♪
603
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,508
Um, sorry.
604
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:49,428
Hey. Did you tell her?
What did she say? Did she leave?
605
00:23:49,515 --> 00:23:52,256
No. Summer is bringing some
refreshments for her friends.
606
00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:54,171
- Seth said you were thirsty.
- Yeah.
607
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,956
You are thirsty, aren't you?
608
00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:01,135
[inaudible]
609
00:24:01,222 --> 00:24:03,877
- I gotta pee. You gotta pee?
- I'll come with you.
610
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,619
[inaudible]
611
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,712
[Hailey laughing]
612
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,583
You know the night
that mom and dad
613
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,629
came home early
from Palm Springs?
614
00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,892
And we flushed
all that beer down the toilet?
615
00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:20,633
- Yeah, a lot of good that did.
- I know.
616
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,808
Dad, dad caught you guys
617
00:24:21,895 --> 00:24:23,462
throwing out
the empty beer bottles.
618
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,768
- I thought you were sleeping.
- 'Face it, sister.'
619
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:27,640
Everything I know,
I learned from you.
620
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:30,120
You were a bad influence
back in the day.
621
00:24:30,207 --> 00:24:31,731
How do you think I learned
how to piss off dad?
622
00:24:31,818 --> 00:24:33,559
Well, the student
becomes the master.
623
00:24:33,646 --> 00:24:35,996
[laughing]
Yeah, and the master becomes
dad's slave
624
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,041
'helping to turn Paradise
into a parking lot..'
625
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,956
[chuckles]
...or at least
a three-car garage.
626
00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:42,568
[Sandy clears throat]
627
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,615
Hey, ooh, "Connect Four."
628
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:48,922
Congratulations.
Next Saturday, "Yahtzee."
629
00:24:49,009 --> 00:24:51,968
No, wait, stay.
"Battleship?" "Uno?"
630
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,970
You know, Sandy's right.
It's late.
631
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:57,713
And besides, I have a show-home
waiting for me in the morning.
632
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,021
Just what Orange County needs,
another one of dad's show-homes
633
00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,413
'airlifted
from the McMansion factory'
634
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,328
and dropped from the sky--
635
00:25:04,415 --> 00:25:05,460
[Jimmy]
'The one on the bluff
that you mentioned'
636
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:06,896
that's, that's a great house.
637
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,942
Yeah, if by great you mean
638
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,378
overbuilt, overpriced
639
00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:11,640
and exactly like this one.
640
00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,121
Oh, nice. Hailey, nice.
641
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,297
- I was kidding.
- I'm laughing on the inside.
642
00:25:16,384 --> 00:25:18,734
I'm not.
You're living in our home.
643
00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,780
You're insulting my wife.
644
00:25:20,867 --> 00:25:23,391
'You're driving
my whole family crazy.'
645
00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,393
- Is this true?
- 'Yeah.'
646
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,351
And we all know
what you're doing here.
647
00:25:30,311 --> 00:25:32,879
She didn't mean anything.
It's just sisters.
648
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:36,143
No, all this talk about plans,
about growing up, it's shtick.
649
00:25:36,230 --> 00:25:38,885
It's a routine. And it's tired.
650
00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:41,714
You know who's tired? Me.
So why don't we just stop?
651
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,542
No, honey, stop protecting her.
652
00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:45,456
You're not even nice to Kirsten
and she's the only reason
653
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:46,849
why we're putting up with you.
654
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:49,678
Well, you won't have
to put up with me
655
00:25:49,765 --> 00:25:51,506
for much longer, okay?
656
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,421
[coins clattering]
657
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:57,512
[sighs]
658
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:01,734
- Sorry?
- Oh, it's not your fault.
659
00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:04,432
- Jimmy.
- No, I meant the board game.
660
00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:12,005
♪ Thank you for being a friend ♪
661
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:15,704
♪ Travel down the road
and back again ♪
662
00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:17,488
♪ Your heart is true ♪♪ Your heart is true ♪
663
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,535
♪ You're a pal
and a confidant ♪♪
664
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,102
- You like "The Golden Girls?"
- Yes!
665
00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,843
There's a marathon on
this weekend on Lifetime.
666
00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,496
I cannot get that song out
of my head.
667
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,324
I love "The Golden Girls."
668
00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,762
I mean, it's not Rose's fault.
She just is that way.
669
00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,025
- You're Rose? I'm Blanche.
- Yeah. Oh!
670
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,548
You know, it's kind of weird
that I relate
671
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,202
to a 70-year-old woman, but..
672
00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:38,031
How good was the episode
when there was a blackout?
673
00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:40,337
Um, how about
when Rose adopts the pig?
674
00:26:40,424 --> 00:26:41,991
And then Sophia
loses her glasses
675
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:43,993
and then she thinks
that the pig is a baby?
676
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:45,865
- Yeah!
- It's so funny.
677
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,214
[laughs]
678
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:50,173
[indistinct chattering]
679
00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:55,614
[crickets creaking]
680
00:26:57,964 --> 00:26:59,835
Jimmy. Wait.
681
00:27:01,054 --> 00:27:02,751
Sorry about that in there
682
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:04,884
my little tantrum.
683
00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:08,409
Oh, listen,
it's, it's complicated
684
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,629
between you and your sister.
It always has been.
685
00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,979
You gotta go, like, right now?
686
00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:14,676
Yeah, I don't know
if I ever told you, Hailey
687
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:17,157
but I'm
an extremely important person
688
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:19,420
and, um, so I have to..
689
00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:23,250
Yeah, no.
Marissa's at a concert.
690
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,339
[clears throat]
691
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:28,342
Yep, nothing but time.
692
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,604
For a few minutes,
didn't tonight feel
693
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:31,650
like the good old days?
694
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:32,912
Yeah, no, actually,
it was more like
695
00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:35,784
two kind of pathetic people
696
00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:37,960
grasping for the old days.
697
00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:41,616
- Right. That, too.
- Yeah.
698
00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:42,835
Now, look, the good old days.
699
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:45,272
I mean,
they-they're exactly that.
700
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,927
Would you really wanna be back
in high school?
701
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,714
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I would, too. Oh..
702
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,716
And you think I'm pathetic?
703
00:27:54,803 --> 00:27:58,111
Yes, I do.
And it's, uh, sad, really.
704
00:28:01,897 --> 00:28:04,770
[instrumental music]
705
00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:16,782
I always had a crush on you.
706
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:19,567
- You know that?
- Uh, no. I, I..
707
00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,917
You know, y-you were eight
when I went away to college.
708
00:28:22,004 --> 00:28:24,093
So I, I wasn't..
709
00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:27,183
[sighs]
710
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:28,924
Uh, uh..
711
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:32,623
You're, uh...Kirsten's sister.
712
00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:35,539
So I've heard all my life.
713
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,933
Uh, look, you know,
we don't want to make
714
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:40,370
a complicated situation
even more complicated, right?
715
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:42,329
I mean, the last thing we need
716
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,158
is having
Sandy or Kirsten catching us..
717
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:49,684
...unless that's what
you're hoping for.
718
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:55,342
[sighs]
Look, your sister is amazing
719
00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:58,824
'and Sandy is such a great guy.'
720
00:28:58,911 --> 00:29:00,303
'I think you're lucky'
721
00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:03,176
to have them
looking out for you.
722
00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:04,525
I know that I am.
723
00:29:09,182 --> 00:29:10,400
I'm gonna go.
724
00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:12,489
Okay.
725
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,761
[crickets creaking]
726
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:27,940
[car engine starts]
727
00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:32,118
[crowd cheering]
728
00:29:32,205 --> 00:29:35,077
[Rooney singing "I'm Shakin'"]
729
00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:44,260
♪ I've forgotten
what it feels like ♪
730
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:48,438
♪ To feel normal to be normal ♪
731
00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:51,267
♪ And I've forgotten
what food tastes like ♪
732
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,139
♪ The way it tastes right ♪
733
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,358
♪ The taste buds taste right ♪
734
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:58,274
♪ But I wake up
in so much spit and sweat ♪
735
00:29:58,361 --> 00:30:01,756
♪ It is not normal
What is normal? ♪
736
00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:05,238
♪ Well I go to bed
When I wake up ♪
737
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:08,632
♪ After cleaning all
All the spit and sweat ♪
738
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,374
♪ Now I'm now I'm ♪
739
00:30:11,461 --> 00:30:14,595
♪ Sha shakin' sha shakin' ♪
740
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:16,597
♪ I'm sha sha shakin' ♪
741
00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:20,166
♪ Shakin' I'm sha sha shakin' ♪
742
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:23,473
♪ Shakin' I'm sha sha shakin' ♪
743
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,391
♪ Shakin' now ♪
744
00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:30,698
♪ Whoa oh oh ♪
745
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,531
♪ I tossed and turned
all all night ♪
746
00:30:37,618 --> 00:30:41,361
♪ 'Cause I 'cause I was looking
for for an ending.. ♪
747
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,972
- Hi. I'm gonna, uh--
- Hey, this is great, right?
748
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:45,321
Perfect.
749
00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:47,019
♪ The never-ending story.. ♪
750
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,151
- Come here a second.
- Okay.
751
00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:52,241
♪ The next day came
but not a beam of light ♪
752
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,982
♪ Because the blinds were shut ♪
753
00:30:54,069 --> 00:30:55,723
♪ Sha sha sha shut so tight ♪
754
00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,507
♪ But I fell out of bed ♪
755
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,248
♪ Laced in spit and sweat ♪
756
00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:02,338
♪ It made me very cold
it made me very cold ♪
757
00:31:02,425 --> 00:31:04,993
♪ Now I'm now I'm ♪
758
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,126
♪ Sha sha shakin' ♪
759
00:31:07,213 --> 00:31:10,651
♪ Sha shakin'
sha sha shakin'.. ♪
760
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:13,045
- What are we doing?
- This is better.
761
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:14,655
Wait, but we're missing
the concert.
762
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:17,527
- And we can't ditch Oliver.
- Oliver's fine.
763
00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:20,139
- He's friends with the band.
- And with us.
764
00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,314
Hey, I thought
you said you wanted us
765
00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,142
to hang out with friends.
766
00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:26,623
You've known him two weeks.
How good a friend can he be?
767
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:29,409
Look, he's in recovery,
trying to stay clean.
768
00:31:29,496 --> 00:31:31,237
I don't know,
we can talk about stuff.
769
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:33,979
He tells me things,
what he's going through.
770
00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:36,633
- Unlike me, right?
- I didn't say that.
771
00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:42,988
Uh, look, I know you didn't want
to come here tonight
772
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:45,033
so I mean,
I guess if you wanna leave..
773
00:31:47,253 --> 00:31:48,384
Right.
774
00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,952
Later.
775
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,302
♪ Shakin' sha shakin' ♪
776
00:31:53,389 --> 00:31:57,263
♪ I'm sha sha shakin'
I'm shakin' now ♪
777
00:31:57,350 --> 00:32:00,179
♪ Sha sha shakin' sha shakin' ♪
778
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:02,137
♪ I'm sha sha shakin'.. ♪
779
00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:05,488
Hey, Luke. Hey, man,
you know who sings this song?
780
00:32:05,575 --> 00:32:07,751
Rooney! Whoo-hoo!
781
00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:10,798
- Rooney!
- We should keep it that way.
782
00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:13,018
Yeah, Rooney!
783
00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:17,979
♪ Yeah ♪
784
00:32:18,066 --> 00:32:20,199
♪ Shakin' ♪♪ Shakin' ♪
785
00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:23,028
♪ Sha shakin' shakin' ♪♪
786
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:27,075
What the hell, man? Get off me!
787
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,163
[Oliver groaning]
788
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:29,686
Hey!
789
00:32:29,773 --> 00:32:32,472
- Hey, get off him!
- I'm a cop.
790
00:32:34,126 --> 00:32:36,084
What? There's gotta be
some kinda mistake.
791
00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:38,957
Yeah, his. He just tried to buy
three grams of coke from me.
792
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,136
Ryan, go back inside.
Don't tell anybody.
793
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:50,969
[Rooney singing "Popstars"]
794
00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:57,497
♪ Hey baby ♪
795
00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:02,023
♪ You've hit me again
one more time ♪
796
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:05,287
♪ You said bye bye ♪
797
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:10,379
♪ Bye bye bye goodbye ♪
798
00:33:10,466 --> 00:33:16,472
♪ Well I don't want to be
with you tonight ♪
799
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,171
♪ Forever ♪
800
00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:24,306
♪ Do you understand my.. ♪
801
00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:27,440
Excuse me, uh, barkeep, sir.
802
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,181
J-just..
803
00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:30,921
- Hey.
- Hey!
804
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,446
- What can I get you?
- How did you do that?
805
00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:36,318
The usual.
806
00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:38,407
- Mountain Dew.
- How many?
807
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,323
Unfortunately, three.
808
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:43,673
So Anna's telling Summer
that we're a couple.
809
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,371
When they get back,
I will officially be
810
00:33:45,458 --> 00:33:48,417
in a relationship with Anna,
unless Summer kills me
811
00:33:48,504 --> 00:33:50,332
in which case, you've been
like a brother to me.
812
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,421
Glad to hear it, 'cause I kinda
need your keys and your phone.
813
00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:55,859
- Yeah? You okay?
- I'm fine. It's Oliver.
814
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:59,254
- What? What's going on?
- Tell you later?
815
00:33:59,341 --> 00:34:02,257
Yeah, alright. You're gonna miss
a hell of a show, though, man.
816
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:04,694
Rooney's not bad, either.
817
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,131
♪ You're nothing but a.. ♪♪
818
00:34:07,349 --> 00:34:10,135
- Is Jimmy gone?
- Yeah.
819
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:13,225
- Is she alright?
- I knocked. She didn't answer.
820
00:34:13,312 --> 00:34:15,227
Well, maybe she's giving us
the house back for the night.
821
00:34:15,314 --> 00:34:17,098
Or maybe she's packing, and when
we wake up in the morning
822
00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:20,797
she'll be gone, and, frankly,
I'd rather have her here
823
00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,408
where I can keep an eye on her
than anywhere else.
824
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:23,800
[telephone ringing]
825
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:25,498
Well, you can't
keep her here forever.
826
00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:28,109
I mean, it's no good for her
and it's no good for us.
827
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:31,286
Hello.
828
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,289
Hey, what's wrong?
829
00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,639
Where are you?
830
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,990
I'll be right there.
831
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,384
Ryan's at the police station.
832
00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:45,344
[indistinct singing]
833
00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:50,305
[crowd cheering]
834
00:34:50,392 --> 00:34:51,611
Thank you, Newport Beach.
835
00:34:51,698 --> 00:34:53,265
Goodnight, everybody.
Thank you.
836
00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:56,224
[crowd cheering]
837
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,275
- Seth!
- Hey.
838
00:35:03,362 --> 00:35:05,015
- Where have you been?
- I've been at the bar.
839
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,843
- How did it go?
- It was amazing!
840
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:08,584
- They played the whole album.
- No, not with Rooney.
841
00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:11,283
How did it go with Summer?
Did you tell her?
842
00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:12,414
Tell me what?
843
00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:15,374
[instrumental music]
844
00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:21,554
So you're a couple?
845
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:23,686
- No.
- Yes.
846
00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:26,124
That, that is, we wanted to tell
you first before
847
00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:27,995
we officially became a couple
which now, I guess, we are.
848
00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:31,564
- So you chose Anna?
- No. Kind of, yeah.
849
00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:33,696
Uh, she came over
on New Year's Eve.
850
00:35:33,783 --> 00:35:35,002
But you were with me
on New Year's Eve.
851
00:35:35,089 --> 00:35:37,004
Um, actually,
technically, Summer
852
00:35:37,091 --> 00:35:39,311
you were with that guy,
Alan, remember?
853
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:41,443
'And you kept insisting that
I go find someone to kiss'
854
00:35:41,530 --> 00:35:44,142
so...I did.
855
00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,360
[Seth]
'Yeah, I was taking out
the garbage'
856
00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,405
she was in the driveway.
857
00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:48,233
You know how these things go.
858
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,365
Okay. Well, congrats.
859
00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:56,676
- You're not mad?
- Huh. Uh-uh.
860
00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:59,244
Oh, good, because
I really didn't want this
861
00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:01,028
to affect our relationship
in any way.
862
00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,944
Well, Anna, I have to say
863
00:36:04,031 --> 00:36:06,251
that Rose would've never pulled
that New Year's stunt
864
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:08,122
on Blanche.
865
00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,211
I know. I'm sorry.
866
00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:14,955
Although Blanche would've
done it to Rose, so..
867
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:18,132
Uh, so can we still all hang
out? Will you be cool with that?
868
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:20,090
'Cause we'd both really like
that if we could hang out.
869
00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,309
Yeah.
870
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:27,228
Sure, you guys,
we can totally hang out.
871
00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:30,449
I mean, in fact, what are
you guys doing right now?
872
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:35,628
[indistinct chattering]
873
00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:43,505
[sighs]
So they're gonna let him go.
874
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:46,682
- Really? How'd you do that?
- Well, I'm just that good.
875
00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,337
I used to play poker
with these guys.
876
00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:51,905
Thanks for doing this.
You didn't have to, really.
877
00:36:51,992 --> 00:36:53,646
Is this kid a friend of yours?
878
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,909
He's a friend of Marissa's.
They met in therapy.
879
00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,780
He said he's been clean
for a while, but..
880
00:36:57,867 --> 00:36:59,652
Well, they busted him
trying to buy coke.
881
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:01,393
And then he told me that his
parents were out of the country
882
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,569
for a month.
Can you believe that?
883
00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:05,527
A parent leave
a kid like that on his own.
884
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:07,747
Yeah, imagine that.
885
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:10,053
[chuckles]
I'll never understand it.
886
00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,359
I hope not.
887
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,581
- I'm glad you called me.
- Me, too.
888
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,931
[keys jingling]
889
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,934
[indistinct chattering]
890
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,938
I'm gonna finish up
your paperwork.
891
00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:26,940
You sit tight.
I'll be right back.
892
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:35,601
So thanks.
893
00:37:37,516 --> 00:37:39,387
Seth's dad seems cool.
894
00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:41,911
He is.
895
00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:47,482
So why'd you do this for me?
896
00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,615
I mean,
you don't even like me, man.
897
00:37:50,964 --> 00:37:52,835
I don't really know you.
898
00:37:54,315 --> 00:37:56,535
Well, if it's any consolation
899
00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:59,102
I don't like myself very much
right now, either.
900
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:08,111
- So what happened?
- I, I don't know.
901
00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,680
Natalie didn't show.
902
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:14,944
And then I saw you and Marissa..
903
00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:16,294
'...your friends.'
904
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,906
Then it hit me.
905
00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:22,038
I have no one.
906
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:25,390
'My parents are gone,
my friends..'
907
00:38:25,477 --> 00:38:28,393
[scoffs]
'...if you can even
call them that'
908
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,569
they all disappeared
when I got clean.
909
00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,006
Now I..
910
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:35,748
[scoffs]
911
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,493
There's Marissa.
912
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:44,278
Seth likes
your taste in music..
913
00:38:44,365 --> 00:38:46,498
...and Luke pretty much
likes everybody at this point.
914
00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:51,503
And what about you?
915
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:54,419
I mean, you must like me
a little to get me out of jail.
916
00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:56,508
No, that was Sandy.
917
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:00,990
Yeah.
918
00:39:01,077 --> 00:39:02,252
[cell phone ringing]
919
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,734
[sighs]
920
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:06,866
[cell phone ringing]
921
00:39:06,953 --> 00:39:08,955
- Marissa.
- Ah.
922
00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:10,478
You gonna tell her?
923
00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,567
No.
924
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,961
You are.
925
00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,920
[cell phone ringing]
926
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:24,927
Hey.
927
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:28,061
Yeah, it's Oliver.
928
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:30,498
[crickets creaking]
929
00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:33,458
[humming]
930
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,905
Hey, whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey.
931
00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:48,734
- I can't have half?
- There are other bagels.
932
00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:50,692
- Not salt bagels.
- You know why that is?
933
00:39:50,779 --> 00:39:54,174
'Cause you ate them all,
and several sesame.
934
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:56,698
I haven't been the best guest.
I know.
935
00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:58,831
And what you said tonight--
936
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:01,747
Oh, hey, hey, uh, uh,
"Connect Four" was happening.
937
00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:04,837
I-it, it gets my blood up.
938
00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:07,405
Well, you were right.
939
00:40:10,364 --> 00:40:11,931
So what's the plan?
940
00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:15,674
To hit Caleb up for more cash,
and then what?
941
00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:18,154
What, Europe this time? Iceland?
942
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,634
- 'Boca?'
- I don't know.
943
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:23,464
You know,
I see how happy you guys are
944
00:40:23,551 --> 00:40:26,162
and I think,
"Why can't I have that?"
945
00:40:26,249 --> 00:40:28,643
- Because you don't want it.
- How do you know what I want?
946
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,732
I don't even know what I want.
947
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,693
You could stay here.
948
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:35,868
I mean, not here exactly
949
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,871
but you know, get a home..
950
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:44,616
...a job, settle down.
951
00:40:44,703 --> 00:40:45,834
No.
952
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,142
See, that's the thing.
953
00:40:49,229 --> 00:40:51,449
All I know is what I don't want.
954
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:55,017
Well, that's not entirely true.
955
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:00,632
And the rest..
956
00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,591
...you'll figure out.
957
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,985
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
958
00:41:10,076 --> 00:41:12,948
[crickets creaking]
959
00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:20,521
- Hey.
- Hey.
960
00:41:20,608 --> 00:41:22,480
No, wait, don't get up.
961
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,620
Thanks.
962
00:41:34,535 --> 00:41:36,276
He's not a bad guy, Oliver.
He's--
963
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,060
This may come as a shock to you
964
00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:40,541
but right now I don't want
to talk about Oliver.
965
00:41:49,419 --> 00:41:51,944
Oh, hey, wow, uh, kissing.
Sorry about that.
966
00:41:52,031 --> 00:41:53,598
'Listen, we're all gonna
hang out inside'
967
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:57,036
but you guys are obviously alone
together, so, uh, do that.
968
00:41:57,123 --> 00:41:58,603
Ryan, what happened to you, man?
969
00:41:58,690 --> 00:42:00,126
[Seth]
'Luke, please, you're shouting.'
970
00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:01,910
Someone stood a little
too close to the speaker.
971
00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:04,913
Dude, that concert
did not suck at all.
972
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,002
We, uh, we Playstationing it
or what?
973
00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:08,482
- Yeah.
- Right.
974
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:09,831
Okay. Any time
you wanna join us.
975
00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,224
Come on,
let's go back to the house
976
00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,704
before Luke wakes up
your parents.
977
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:14,227
Think we can teach him to fetch?
978
00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,620
Uh, I don't want to be
the third wheel
979
00:42:15,707 --> 00:42:17,709
or watch you guys make out,
so enjoy.
980
00:42:19,362 --> 00:42:22,235
[sighs]
Well, we could stay here.
981
00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:26,456
Yeah, but maybe we shouldn't.
Race you?
982
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,328
♪ You want in ♪
983
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:30,417
[Luke]
'Cohen, you say
you've played this game before?'
984
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:32,724
Oh, see the way
I ripped that guy's spine out?
985
00:42:32,811 --> 00:42:34,508
Sitting right here, buddy.
986
00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:37,163
♪ I'm sick and tired
of not being happenin' ♪♪
987
00:42:37,250 --> 00:42:40,035
God, I am so glad that we all
can hang out together like this.
988
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:41,776
Aren't you guys?
989
00:42:43,299 --> 00:42:44,518
- 'Oh.'
- 'Yeah.'
990
00:42:44,605 --> 00:42:46,128
- 'Damn it.'
- 'Ryan, you're up.'
991
00:42:46,215 --> 00:42:48,391
- You're up, Ryan.
- We'll make it best of five.
992
00:42:48,478 --> 00:42:51,394
[indistinct chattering]
993
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:57,618
- Hey.
- Hey, dude.
994
00:42:57,705 --> 00:42:59,446
- Hey.
- Whoa.
995
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:02,449
[indistinct chattering]
996
00:43:11,371 --> 00:43:13,373
[instrumental music]
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