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CROWD: Carne Asada,
Carne Asada, Carne Asada,
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Carne Asada, Carne Asada,
Carne Asada, Carne Asada,
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Carne Asada, Carne
Asada, Carne Asada.
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RICH: Hello Cleveland.
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SEAN: One, two, three, four.
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ We're not a real band ♪
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♪ We'll maybe never be ♪
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♪ But one thing is for sure ♪
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♪ We won't waste
this opportunity. ♪
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RICH VOICEOVER: This is
my band, Carne Asada.
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That's me, the front
man, Rico Suave.
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These are the rest of
the assholes in the band.
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The Ugly American, Dirty
Sanchez, El Matador, Chupacabra.
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Packed house at the Whiskey
on the Sunset Strip,
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a record release party
for our debut album.
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This has been my fantasy
since I was a kid
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and it all came true.
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Rock comes from the gut.
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It's about sincerity,
it's about truth,
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and the truth is,
I'm a total fraud.
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♪ It's the truth,
but the truth ♪
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♪ Is you can't
handle the truth, no ♪
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♪ We're not a real band ♪
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(crowd cheering)
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Some might call me
a wannabe or a poser
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and I wouldn't argue,
but I'm also living proof
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that you can bullshit
your way from the audience
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to the spotlight,
no talent required.
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So pay attention and maybe you
can learn to be punk like me.
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Like I told you, I'm
not a real rocker.
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I'm a married 37-year-old
yuppie hipster.
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A musical dilettante.
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I have a career, a
family, three mortgages.
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I drive a BMW with a
Fugazi sticker on it,
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for God's sake.
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Truth is, I shoulda
given up my teen dreams
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of rock stardom decades
ago, but I haven't.
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See, I was a dorky kid,
that's what drove me
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to carry out this charade.
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No matter where
I've gone in life,
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this is how I see myself,
forever the shy, scrawny kid
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who desperately
wants to be cool.
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No wonder that as a
teenager I was obsessed
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with being this guy.
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David Lee Roth was the
greatest rock and roll
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front man I'd ever
seen, he was fearless,
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outrageous, and
he got laid a lot.
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Me, not so much.
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My obsession worried
me, but then I realized
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I'm probably not the only one.
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When I was a kid the rock
star I wanted to be the most
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was David Lee Roth.
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Probably Bryan Adams.
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Well when I was little
I always wanted to be
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the lead singer of
the Cranberries.
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Gene Simmons.
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Baby Spice from the Spice Girls.
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Black Francis.
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(frenetic rock music)
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RICH VOICEOVER: Apparently
a lot of grow up
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wanting to be rock gods.
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It's a deeply rooted
desire with a very real
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psychological basis.
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If you go back and&mber
when we are kids,
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when we are little
kids, we all feel,
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if your parenting was
right, we feel like
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we're the most special
people in the world.
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Being a star, having
everybody look at you,
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having everybody admire
you, having everybody
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think you're special
is essentially
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recapitulating what happened
when we were all kids
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if it went the way
we wanted it to go.
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RICH VOICEOVER: I started
playing drums in college.
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I really wanted to sing,
but I didn't have the guts.
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Punk rock was my music of
choice because you didn't
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necessarily have to have
talent to participate.
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Over the years I went
to literally hundreds
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of punk rock shows,
music took over my life.
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This is in the future,
this is the show
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where I lost my hearing
at, when you walk out
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of a concert and
they're buzzing,
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they've been buzzing
like that since 1992.
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I started doing band
interviews for newspapers
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and underground Zines.
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I made crappy Super
8 music videos
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for bands like Meat Wagon.
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I even went through a
rap phase in grad school.
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And it was cool man,
we would crack it live
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in grad school at the
American Film Institute.
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We would rock that house.
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♪ Party at my house ♪
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♪ Rolling in the dark ♪
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♪ Hyping at my house ♪
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♪ Don't be surprised to see
me writing for the mouse ♪
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♪ Words coming out like
a loaded .12 gauge ♪
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♪ My wagon is hyped,
24 is my age ♪
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♪ Waiting like a flock at
the bottom of the hill ♪
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♪ Catholic girls,
y'all dressed to kill ♪
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♪ But no, I wouldn't get
so close, just looking ♪
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♪ All my little penguins
just ripe for cooking ♪
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Eventually I went
back to the drums.
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Band after band, year
after year, never full time
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but I never gave it up.
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And so it went, on
and off, for 18 years.
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Now I have a very grown-up life.
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I lucked into a career
in Hollywood as a writer,
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where music always features
prominently in my scripts.
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I got married to Amy
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and insisted on
singing at our wedding.
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♪ I have a wife ♪
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♪ She's the cutest
girl in town ♪
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♪ And I'm the
happiest boy around ♪
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♪ I love my Amy ♪
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(crowd cheering)
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We had a daughter
London, and all was well.
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(baby babbling)
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But I still had that itch.
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My latest band was The Nude.
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One of the guy's wives suggested
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we should call
ourselves Midlife Crisis
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and maybe she was right,
maybe it is pathetic
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to be in your late
30s playing empty bars
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on Tuesday nights, but judging
from the number of bands
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on the club circuit, we
weren't the only ones
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hanging onto the dream.
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The question is,
when do you let go?
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If you haven't made
it by a certain age,
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you're gonna start
embarrassing yourself.
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Then it hit me, if
it's getting too late
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to earn your shot,
why not steal one?
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So I sought out this guy.
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His name, Kevin Lyman.
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Kevin's the creative mastermind
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behind the Van's Warped Tour,
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a traveling punk
rock circus enjoyed
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by over 600,000 kids a year.
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Along with big name
bands, he showcases dozens
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of unknown acts every summer.
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I figured this is a guy
who could help me out
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so I wrangled a meeting with him
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and I lied right to his face.
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(victorious music)
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(crowd cheering)
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Kevin, as you know I'm
a professional writer,
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and I'd like to do an
article about your tour
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for "Rolling Stone" magazine.
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Great, we can always
use the exposure.
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There's just one catch, I
wanna write it incognito,
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disguised as just
another band on the road.
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You know, gonzo style.
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Gonzo style, you wanna
shoot a porno on my tour?
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No, no, this is the
whole Plimptonian
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New Journalism thing.
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I might even expand
it into a book.
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I've already got
several publishers
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that are pretty interested.
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Wow, so you're legitimate then.
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For a second I thought
this just might be a ruse
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to get your crappy
bar band on my tour.
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Welcome aboard.
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Honestly, I didn't
feel bad about lying.
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Besides, you have to
understand how huge this was.
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Combining extreme
sports, extreme music
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and extremely silly
haircuts, Warped is arguably
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the premiere showcase
for alternative music
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in the world today.
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I wasn't looking for a miracle,
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I just wanted a little
taste of the glory,
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and if a few white
lies were necessary
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to get me in the game, so be it.
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I just forgot about one
little thing, karma.
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Three months before the
tour, The Nude broke up.
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I couldn't believe my luck.
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As the tour date got closer,
I resigned myself to failure.
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It just wasn't meant to be.
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(groaning)
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Ow, God, wait.
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You're me back in high school,
what are you doing here?
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I'm here to stop you
from blowing this.
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We have a chance to go on tour
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and you're not gonna take it?
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My band broke up, it's all over.
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Have you forgotten
all those nights
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masturbating into a tube sock?
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You've got a wife, you
probably get sex all the time.
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Right.
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Well what about me, I need this.
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I would kill to go on tour.
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Well what do you
expect me to do?
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Put together a whole new band?
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The tour's in five weeks.
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It's punk rock, how
hard could it be?
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I'd love to, I really
would, but it's impossible.
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Plus, I'd have to miss a
lot of work, and I, ow.
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God, how do I become
such an old dick.
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You do this or I'll make you
regret it til your dying day,
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Van Halen rules, whoo!
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Newly inspired, I sent an
email to everyone I knew.
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I was gonna find
myself a brand new band
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and this time I wasn't gonna
hide behind the drum kit.
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I was gonna be David Lee Roth.
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My band would include
only the finest musicians.
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Failing that I'd take
pretty much anyone
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who could get the time off work.
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First off was this guy.
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(Joe laughing)
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Joe was one of my best
friends since 10th grade.
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Back then he was an
amateur Speedo model.
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Now he could model
male brassieres.
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Joey's a mellow guy,
but when he's wasted
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he turns into a shot
glass philosopher.
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What does it fucking matter?
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RICH VOICEOVER: Plus, he
still thinks farts are funny.
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(fart whistling)
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Joe was bass player
for The Nude.
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He's 36, a flight attendant,
and recent law school graduate.
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(Joe laughing)
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He wanted to rock so bad
he would fly from his home
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in North Carolina to Los Angeles
every week for rehearsal.
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(speaking foreign language)
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On the side, he
likes to kill bulls.
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That's why we call
him El Matador.
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He has a wife Julie
and a daughter Ramsey.
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After the tour maybe
then he can work harder
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on getting a law job.
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(chaotic music)
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RICH VOICEOVER: Luis, 29, a
tenured Mexican from Tijuana,
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Luis used to sneak across
the border every day
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to attend high
school in San Diego.
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Rich might have you
believe that I snuck
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across the border, that I
swam, that I jumped fences.
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That is all bullshit, I did not
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have to sneak across the border.
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I got to school dry.
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RICH: Luis went
to USC Film School
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and now makes concert
DVDs for bands
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like the Dixie Chicks
and Dream Theater.
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His job was rhythm
guitar and vocals.
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Because I can't
play I had a drink.
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RICH: His main pleasure in life?
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Annoying the shit out of people.
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(Luis barking)
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Women love Luis.
You're hot.
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RICH: And I was gonna
enjoy watching him
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go buck wild with
all the groupies.
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We don't call him Dirty
Sanchez for nothing.
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He'd never played
electric guitar before
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and as a vocalist,
well he's pitiful.
250
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But the guy is hilarious,
and he had balls enough
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to step up and learn,
and in comparison.
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(Luis screaming)
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he made me sound good.
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(punk rock music)
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Chad is our resident
emo boy and lead ax man.
256
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He's really a rhythm
guitarist, but in our band
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he got a promotion.
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I'm the sunglasses guy,
that's my role in the band.
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I'm the guy with the shades.
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RICH: Chad is more
than just the token
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23-year-old pretty boy.
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I think Chad is so hot.
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RICH: He's a child prodigy.
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He was in teen rock
act Subminute Radio
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and had toured at 15.
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He's also a ball-busting
perfectionist
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who we dubbed The Ugly American.
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Joe can't wear a whit tee shirt.
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If we're gonna wear
the Carne Asada shirts
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we can't have four people
wearing the black tee shirt
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and Joe playing bass
wearing a white tee shirt.
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He didn't wear it?
No.
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RICH: I respected
the hell out of him
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for coming out
with us older guys.
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He actually had
something to lose
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because he's young
enough that rock stardom
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is still a possibility.
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Do I secretly long
to be a rock star?
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Sometimes I guess, I
think that, give me a sec.
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Good afternoon, Hypnotic.
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D, D, D flat, A, D.
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(rock drum music)
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RICH: On drums, Sean,
36, AKA Chupacabra.
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Easily the most experienced,
Sean had spent years
285
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touring the US and
Europe with his old band
286
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Rhythm Collision.
287
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After seeing him play
I swore I would never
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pick up the sticks again.
289
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He was the real deal,
and no matter how much
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we sucked I was counting on him
291
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to keep us together.
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I'm the most important
part of the fucking band.
293
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RICH: Sean is a tough
guy from the mean streets
294
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of Philly, or at least a
delightful suburb nearby.
295
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I was in a gang
called the Blovers.
296
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RICH: Most of his anecdotes end
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with him kicking somebody's ass,
298
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so we stay out of his way.
299
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I wonder who Sean is
outrunning right now?
300
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RICH VOICEOVER: His Hobbies?
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Verbal abuse.
Bitch.
302
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RICH VOICEOVER: And mass
consumption of alcohol.
303
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Ultimately though, I suspect
that he was just like me.
304
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Another geek looking
for redemption.
305
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We were ready to rock.
306
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Unfortunately we didn't
have a clue what to play.
307
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With 85 bands on the
bill we were facing
308
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serious competition.
309
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I needed advice so
I decided to use
310
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my fake "Rolling
Stone" credentials
311
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to get interviews
with real rockers.
312
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This isn't live, is it?
313
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:26,939
How does my hair look?
314
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:28,707
Does this question
sound hard actually?
315
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,142
(Steve braying)
316
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,012
So are you guys
"Rolling Stone" TV?
317
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When did "Rolling Stone"
start doing videos?
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I think to get noticed
you have to have
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a unique image
and a unique sound
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and be willing to
challenge yourself.
321
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:45,724
RICH VOICEOVER: He was
right, we had to come up
322
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with something
different, something
323
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that had never been seen before.
324
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The solution, punk
rock mariachi.
325
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,334
Hey, everyone likes
mariachi music.
326
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It's fun, it makes
you wanna party.
327
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The fact that it had
not yet been ripped off
328
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,007
by white punk
rockers was a crime
329
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,143
we were prepared to rectify.
330
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,045
Plus with Luis in
the band, we had
331
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:08,180
an ethnic authenticity
bands like Sublime
332
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,682
and the Chili Peppers lacked.
333
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,287
And thus of stark necessity,
a new hybrid was born,
334
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,690
full contact mariachi.
335
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,759
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
336
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:24,663
(singing in foreign language)
337
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,437
RICH VOICEOVER: With
the theme now set,
338
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alls we had to do was
write a half hour's worth
339
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,207
of material and
learn how to sing.
340
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:38,544
(singing in foreign language)
341
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,212
RICH VOICEOVER: I
gave us four days.
342
00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,614
The way we did it, I guess
343
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is the way it could
still work today,
344
00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:46,051
is you just, you practice a lot.
345
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,519
You gotta be good.
346
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,656
Get ahold of a vocal teacher
somewhere in your area.
347
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,691
♪ Wesley Crusher,
I'll be your toy ♪
348
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,461
♪ Gonna beam my way
right into your heart ♪
349
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:59,698
♪ Gonna beam my
way to your heart ♪
350
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,107
Oh boy.
351
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,510
There's nothing like
creating original music.
352
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,879
I do a lot of songwriting
and everything
353
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,682
so that's a huge, even more
of a payoff for me though
354
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,751
'cause it's just like,
wow, it's just like,
355
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,519
my songs are really
connecting with people.
356
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,987
This is what I figured out,
357
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,088
is that the secret
to songwriting,
358
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I'm sure everybody knows this,
359
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:26,859
you find a song you really
like and you rip off
360
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:29,328
the melody, and you just
write new lyrics for it,
361
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,896
and then you give it
to your guitar player
362
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:33,232
and don't tell him what the
song was that you ripped off,
363
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,401
and he comes up with a
different guitar part.
364
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,636
So by the time you're
done, doesn't really sound
365
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,105
like the song you ripped
off, just a little bit.
366
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:47,246
(laughing) All right, you
know what it is, I think?
367
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,217
I've never heard
you sing before.
368
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,952
I think it's better if I,
369
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:59,058
if I don't listen to
the words. (laughing)
370
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:02,861
Well when you, (laughing)
"When we do the in and out
371
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,165
"and we got bitches hanging
from our rods." (laughing)
372
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,001
It's not something my husband
says every day. (laughing)
373
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,636
RICH: I'm talking
about you though.
374
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,038
Yeah, that's
flattering. (laughing)
375
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,107
So.
What's the plan?
376
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:16,942
I'm gonna bring this
rehearsal session
377
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,445
to a thundering start.
378
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,747
We got three guys out of six,
379
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,049
so the most important
thing is for you and I
380
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,818
to learn how to sing.
381
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,653
Can you walk me through
these lines here?
382
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,290
(speaking in foreign language)
383
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:35,194
(singing in foreign language)
384
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,896
The L is pronounced a Y?
385
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,231
LUIS: The two Ls
is like a Y, yeah.
386
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:40,466
Oh, it's two Ls?
387
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:41,734
LUIS: You can just
write a Y there.
388
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,569
All right, so let's
try the Ay, Ay Ays,
389
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,405
on key in C.
390
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,576
♪ La, ah, ah ♪
391
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RICH: (laughing)
Two, three four.
392
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♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
393
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:06,158
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
394
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:08,994
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
395
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:14,767
(singing in foreign language)
396
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,642
(dogs howling)
397
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,884
RICH: Get down buddy,
come on, let's go.
398
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,421
Hey Amy, can you
call them up there?
399
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,358
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
400
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:43,262
(singing in foreign language)
401
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,704
Did I just fool
myself into thinking
402
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,173
that was pretty good?
403
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,741
Now that we had the music down
404
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,811
it was time to look the part.
405
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,079
♪ Get off the fence ♪
406
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,147
♪ Come and ride with me ♪
407
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,515
♪ I'm gonna stay
where they say ♪
408
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:04,817
♪ I'm on top ♪
409
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:08,854
♪ I never made it
out of this town ♪
410
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,624
That's Dada, what do
you think, is that Dada?
411
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:13,859
One day he comes
home and he says,
412
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:17,830
"Oh, I had lunch with
Joe and Kevin Lyman
413
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:19,364
"from the Warped tour."
414
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:23,836
And something in my heart
just went (groaning).
415
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:25,337
RICH: I know, you
don't like the camera.
416
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,638
Even though we were on a roll,
417
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:29,041
there was one person
who still wasn't happy.
418
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:29,942
I'm serious.
419
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,945
If you're gonna have
this experience,
420
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,348
it's something I'm not
gonna know anything about.
421
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:40,018
I'm not gonna understand
this amazing adventure
422
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,254
or dream that you're
having, and that's gonna be
423
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:44,523
a huge part of your memories,
424
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,992
and I'm not gonna know
anything about it.
425
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,929
So anyway, basically
what happened
426
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,931
is we had another
discussion about the tour
427
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,700
and we got it all
figured out now.
428
00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,802
She's no longer upset about it,
429
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,770
because she's gonna come with,
430
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:03,475
and she's gonna be
my tour manager.
431
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:08,547
She's excited, she's
excited to come. (laughing)
432
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,116
Her dream is to chase
her husband around
433
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,652
for a couple of weeks and
make sure he stays faithful,
434
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,988
because that's the kind of
marriage she's stuck in.
435
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,356
You are so full of it.
436
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,525
(both laughing)
437
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,726
Dada.
438
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,261
RICH: So with Amy now
along for the ride
439
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,997
we decided to leave London
with her grandparents.
440
00:19:25,063 --> 00:19:27,966
(punk metal music)
441
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,169
Now if Carne Asada
were a young band
442
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:32,771
we'd probably start
out touring the country
443
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,006
in a packed van.
444
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,440
So how many dudes sleep in here?
445
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,576
We can fit six in here.
446
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,045
We actually first started
off with two pickup trucks
447
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,980
'cause we couldn't afford a van.
448
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:45,083
Sitting upright in a
van for six, seven,
449
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:48,020
eight hours a day
gets really old.
450
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,087
RICH VOICEOVER:
Eventually we might work
451
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:50,822
our way up to an RV.
452
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,791
So this is your RV back here?
453
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,293
You got it.
454
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,228
If you're doing Warped Tour,
some crazy tour like that
455
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,364
then you're staying up 14
hours then you have to drive
456
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,500
12 hours and then you have
to stay up and play again,
457
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,102
and that's almost impossible,
people can't do that.
458
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,337
RICH VOICEOVER: Brutal as it is,
459
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,205
budget touring is a
vital rite of passage
460
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:10,008
that helps young bands
build credibility.
461
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:13,345
But we weren't young,
and we had no credibility
462
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,448
so I figured we might
as well travel in style.
463
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:19,718
Large screen TV, DVD, kitchen.
464
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,221
Bunks with the fucking
thing that comes down.
465
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,391
My 16-year-old self
would be stoked.
466
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,060
Let's go see if the bus is here.
467
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,462
You can play on the bus.
Yay, bus.
468
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,598
When the bus finally pulled
up in front of my house
469
00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,767
it was, finally reality set in.
470
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,604
I mean one, that we're gonna
embark on this epic adventure,
471
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,672
'cause this thing was monstrous.
472
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,674
It's massive. (laughing)
473
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,544
It's a monster bus, monster.
474
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,881
(horn honking)
475
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,383
That is fucking sweet.
476
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,318
It looks like an airplane.
477
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:56,855
Holy mackerel.
478
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,657
RACHEL: I'm
claustrophobic in a bus.
479
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,594
I'm leaving you for this.
480
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:04,730
Beyond the wildest
dreams of mankind.
481
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:07,833
And we had $1200 worth of
liquor to pile and this thing
482
00:21:07,899 --> 00:21:10,669
and a ton of friends,
it was gonna be a blast.
483
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,437
I think it's gonna be good.
484
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:15,974
As long as I'm busy, staying
busy, I think I'll be good.
485
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,176
I had been invited
to go on the tour
486
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,711
by Amy Wilkes.
487
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,947
(Rich snoring)
488
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,282
This girl right
here is my savior
489
00:21:24,349 --> 00:21:25,550
and if I was doing
this right now
490
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,319
and I was the only girl
packing this bus up
491
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:28,720
I would be very sad.
492
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,689
But I also came to the
realization that this is when
493
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,925
we were gonna have to say
goodbye to London for a while.
494
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,994
♪ You have to take the world ♪
495
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,562
(London crying)
496
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:38,797
RICH VOICEOVER: I don't
even think we'd been away
497
00:21:38,864 --> 00:21:40,499
from her overnight
at that point.
498
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,834
♪ It's required
by your clothes. ♪
499
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:45,570
There was so much
panic and guilt.
500
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,043
RICH VOICEOVER: And it's
tough, it was tough.
501
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,878
It was tougher than I
thought it was gonna be.
502
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,982
Bye bye pumpkin.
503
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,618
Obviously a lot harder
on Amy than myself
504
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:02,320
because I'm a guy and
it's just the way it goes.
505
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,456
There are a few reasons why
it would be very difficult
506
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:07,926
for a mother to
leave a small child.
507
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,696
First reason is
probably hormones.
508
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:12,798
There's a certain
chemical called oxytocin,
509
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:16,268
which seems to underlie
bonding experiences
510
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:19,438
between mothers and
infants, so there may be
511
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,640
some primitive
biology that says,
512
00:22:21,707 --> 00:22:23,742
"I've gotta be
there with the kid."
513
00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,012
You okay?
Yeah.
514
00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:29,915
I'm such a wimp.
515
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:33,919
(crowd chattering)
516
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:39,624
Yeah, cleared the bus.
517
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,526
To al my friends.
To all my friends.
518
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:42,728
Amigos.
Cheers.
519
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:47,199
(speaking foreign language)
520
00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:48,300
[Rich] We're On Tour.
521
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,569
(group cheering)
522
00:22:50,635 --> 00:22:52,304
Everybody pick a buddy.
523
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,206
Normally when we
get on a tour bus,
524
00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:56,541
that's getting on
for the first time,
525
00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,710
immediately we get wasted.
526
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,946
How many Jack, how many Jack?
527
00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:01,880
Hands in the air.
Two Jack.
528
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:02,848
How many tequila?
529
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,219
How's this gonna look
in about three hours?
530
00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:08,587
Pretty bad, right?
531
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:10,188
RICH: We can make a
documentary about alcoholism.
532
00:23:10,255 --> 00:23:13,258
JOE: Rich is gonna
sodomize you or something.
533
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:15,060
RICH: To the 10 Freeway.
534
00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,863
(group cheering)
535
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,902
This was it man,
my dream come true.
536
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,772
I mean, check it out,
cruising down a highway
537
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:29,274
in a fat-ass tour bus
headed for sex, drugs
538
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,810
and rock and roll, a
rolling bachelor party
539
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:34,079
with all your best
drinking buddies.
540
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,347
And your wife.
541
00:23:35,413 --> 00:23:38,250
(hard rock music)
542
00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:43,021
I'm being organized,
I'm being efficient.
543
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,222
RICH VOICEOVER: All
right, it wasn't exactly
544
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:47,092
as I'd imagined it, but
what a woman, right?
545
00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,628
I couldn't believe she was
letting me get away with this.
546
00:23:49,694 --> 00:23:51,830
Oh God, is Sean
sleeping above me?
547
00:23:51,897 --> 00:23:54,933
Meanwhile, there's girls in
the car, there's two of them.
548
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,103
They're saying,
"Fuck you (yelling)."
549
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,839
I'm like, "Shut the fuck up."
550
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:03,275
Out of all his
stories, he scares me.
551
00:24:03,341 --> 00:24:05,310
I'm like, "Yo bitch,
shut the fuck up."
552
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,212
And the way he tells
people to be quiet,
553
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,181
can you imagine?
554
00:24:09,247 --> 00:24:12,551
Yo cunt, shut the
fuck, oh sorry, wham!
555
00:24:13,885 --> 00:24:15,987
The psychological
underpinnings of punk rock
556
00:24:16,054 --> 00:24:18,557
are of course multiple,
but there are a number
557
00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,791
that are pretty clear.
558
00:24:19,858 --> 00:24:21,593
Most punk rockers are guys.
559
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:23,895
Most punk rockers
are late adolescent,
560
00:24:23,962 --> 00:24:26,264
very early adult guys.
561
00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:29,367
That's a period of time
when most adolescents,
562
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:33,738
young men are feeling
their testosterone.
563
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,407
The question is how
do you express it
564
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:37,209
in a way that doesn't
get you in trouble?
565
00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:41,213
Well one way is to play very
loud, very aggressive music.
566
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:44,115
(punk rock music)
567
00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:49,487
Now you gotta cut to the
scene where Amy says,
568
00:24:49,554 --> 00:24:50,755
"I'm not gonna be the Mom."
569
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,358
I'm not making sure
everyone eats right.
570
00:24:53,425 --> 00:24:56,161
I'm not gonna do the
cleaning up on the bus.
571
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,731
I'm not doing it.
572
00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,739
RICH VOICEOVER: Married
guys were the most fired up
573
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:10,342
about my email, but the
closer the trip got,
574
00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:12,043
the more of them bailed out.
575
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:13,345
Take this guy, for example.
576
00:25:13,411 --> 00:25:16,514
I'm gonna hop on for
the first couple of days
577
00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:17,749
of this journey.
578
00:25:17,816 --> 00:25:18,683
RICH VOICEOVER: At
the last minute,
579
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,185
Eric decided to be a roadie.
580
00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:24,122
No clothes, no
packing, no toothbrush.
581
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,657
Just buy whatever
I can on the way
582
00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:28,193
and live much like our
Native American brethren.
583
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,828
RICH VOICEOVER: See
Eric was a newlywed.
584
00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:31,396
That's why he was
totally unprepared
585
00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:32,664
when the hammer came down.
586
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:35,333
Just minutes before we
left he got the call.
587
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,738
My wife is not pleased
with the idea of me--
588
00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:41,139
Oh, how sad.
589
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:42,073
I was going on this and I'm out.
590
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,308
RICH VOICEOVER: He had no idea.
591
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,610
It takes years to pull
of a scam like this.
592
00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:47,946
It was no free ride for
the single people either.
593
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,682
Everyone on that bus sacrificed
a lot for the experience.
594
00:25:50,749 --> 00:25:53,518
(punk rock music)
595
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:01,192
♪ I realize it's been a while ♪
596
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,094
♪ You're not prepared
you have a child ♪
597
00:26:03,161 --> 00:26:06,731
♪ So give me your address
and I can help you back ♪
598
00:26:06,798 --> 00:26:08,400
♪ I need you worse
now then before ♪
599
00:26:08,466 --> 00:26:10,468
♪ I'll offer you the
chance once more ♪
600
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:12,070
♪ 'Cause everything,
consider this ♪
601
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,972
♪ I'll take you back ♪
602
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,007
Why did we do it?
603
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,776
Do you really have to ask?
604
00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:21,680
(singing in foreign language)
605
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,988
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
606
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,857
(singing in foreign language)
607
00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:34,025
How's it sounding over there?
608
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,060
It's actually
sounding good, I'm--
609
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:36,461
RICH: It's
unbelievable, isn't it?
610
00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:37,729
Yeah, you guys are actually
611
00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:38,530
starting the song
at the same time.
612
00:26:38,596 --> 00:26:39,631
Brilliant, isn't it?
613
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,969
♪ Dirty Sanchez ♪
614
00:26:44,035 --> 00:26:46,705
♪ Dirty Sanchez ♪
615
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:49,107
Yeah, this is the
way we used to do it
616
00:26:49,174 --> 00:26:51,042
back in the old
days of punk rock.
617
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:54,446
Travel across the
country, low budget.
618
00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:56,648
We didn't give a shit
about nothing, man.
619
00:26:57,816 --> 00:27:00,085
That's the way it
was, just like now.
620
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:01,553
Just like now.
621
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:03,355
Yeah, tell the driver to turn
up the heat a little bit.
622
00:27:03,421 --> 00:27:04,856
It's a little bit chilly.
623
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,926
(Amy laughing)
624
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,428
10 hours later, we were
already out of booze.
625
00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:22,073
I don't know if
they sell beer here.
626
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:25,410
I thought I saw a Michelob
advertisement in the window.
627
00:27:31,850 --> 00:27:35,020
(mariachi rock music)
628
00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:39,991
(pencil scratching)
629
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:42,894
Is there something you
can teach me how to do
630
00:27:42,961 --> 00:27:45,230
on stage that would
make me look cool?
631
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,233
If I'm singing, "Fuck
the government,"
632
00:27:48,299 --> 00:27:50,268
then it's the middle finger.
633
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:55,273
But oftentimes I'm just
responding to them out there.
634
00:27:56,741 --> 00:28:00,478
There is a point, it's like
38 degrees from the horizon.
635
00:28:01,379 --> 00:28:04,382
38, face forward.
636
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:08,620
Well you could tattoo a big
middle finger on your chest.
637
00:28:08,686 --> 00:28:10,221
Wow, you have fangs.
yeah.
638
00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:12,857
He's got fangs.
639
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:19,030
It's good to have hate
somewhere on your body tattooed.
640
00:28:19,097 --> 00:28:22,267
If you wanna get the
younger girls' stuff
641
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,302
you should have a love tattoo.
642
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,237
You're tough, but you're
really sensitive as well.
643
00:28:26,304 --> 00:28:27,672
See, love's on my knuckles.
644
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:28,840
And where is hate?
645
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,341
BRANDON: Hate's right
here on my hand.
646
00:28:30,408 --> 00:28:32,777
So as you're punching some
dude, he sees it coming.
647
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:35,547
Yeah, he sees the love,
but he feels the hate.
648
00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:40,618
There you go. (laughing)
649
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,093
Are you nervous?
650
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:53,131
Please, honey.
651
00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:59,404
We got Xanax, we got liquor.
652
00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:05,643
Thank you.
Thank you so much, sir.
653
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:06,644
RICH: They don't know
when we're going up?
654
00:29:06,711 --> 00:29:08,880
Not yet, but we're here,
655
00:29:08,947 --> 00:29:11,883
'cause we got our
little wristbands.
656
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,919
So that means we
can stay. (laughing)
657
00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:17,989
RICH VOICEOVER:
Here's an average day
658
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,457
on the Warped Tour.
659
00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:22,093
At sunrise the festival sets
up in a big parking lot.
660
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,796
12,000 or so kids arrive.
661
00:29:24,863 --> 00:29:27,298
Competing for their attention
are 10 different stages
662
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:30,435
with bands playing
simultaneously for
eight hours straight.
663
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:35,073
Warped Tour is a
collection of quote unquote
664
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:38,376
no-name bands all the
way til you get to bands
665
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:41,212
like Dropkick Murphys
or My Chemical Romance.
666
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:43,781
RICH VOICEOVER: Bands
rotate every 30 minutes
667
00:29:43,848 --> 00:29:46,518
making it the ideal environment
for generation what's next.
668
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:49,687
The Warped Tour is a
hot, sweaty parking lot
669
00:29:49,754 --> 00:29:54,526
that a bunch of dirty
kids show up to go
670
00:29:54,592 --> 00:29:57,662
and bump into each other
for about eight hours.
671
00:29:57,729 --> 00:29:59,464
RICH VOICEOVER: There's
a massive skate ramp,
672
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,033
a punk rock swap
meet, a video arcade,
673
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:04,335
and somewhere in the thick
of it was our home base,
674
00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:06,604
the Kevin Says stage.
675
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:08,540
Warped Tour has
been going 10 years,
676
00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:11,276
I've been at it six
of the 10 years.
677
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:15,013
In the 10 years we've
had a Kevin Says stage
678
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,848
seven of those 10 years.
679
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:20,685
We get what it says,
Kevin Says sound stage,
680
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,620
and Kevin said, "Let them play."
681
00:30:23,888 --> 00:30:25,156
SEAN: Can you see us up there?
682
00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:26,057
No.
No.
683
00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:32,864
They just posted the
board and what time
684
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:35,233
everyone's playing,
we're not listed yet
685
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:36,968
'cause the Kevin
Says stage is not
686
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,238
apparently worthy
of being posted.
687
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:43,975
Who know?
What's the story?
688
00:30:44,042 --> 00:30:45,710
Carne Asada goes on at 6:00.
689
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:46,911
Sweet.
Oh really?
690
00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:48,146
6:00?
Are you serious?
691
00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:49,847
We go up against
Coheed and Cambria.
692
00:30:49,914 --> 00:30:51,115
We'll kick their ass.
693
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:52,317
I think we'll do all right.
694
00:30:52,383 --> 00:30:54,953
For some reason, I
wake up, I try to sing
695
00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:57,922
and my voice sounds like,
I haven't been drinking
696
00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,557
enough whiskey, I
need a whiskey voice.
697
00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,392
Alcohol is bad for the throat.
698
00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:03,394
Jack Daniels will help
destroy your voice
699
00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:04,829
and so will cocaine.
700
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,831
So right now it just
sounds like I'm sick.
701
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:08,866
Are you teaching
me how to gargle?
702
00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:10,068
I don't know what's in that cup.
703
00:31:10,134 --> 00:31:12,704
♪ Me, ah ♪
704
00:31:12,770 --> 00:31:14,038
♪ Me, ah ♪
705
00:31:14,105 --> 00:31:16,374
(Rich laughing)
706
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:21,012
♪ Yeah ♪
707
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:23,681
♪ I wanna stick my
meat in your oven ♪
708
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,451
♪ I wanna stuff my
meat in your buns ♪
709
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,153
♪ I make my living
selling meat ♪
710
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:31,623
♪ But I'd love to
give you some ♪
711
00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:34,926
♪ I wrap my meat up in plastic ♪
712
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,662
♪ You'll never
catch disease ♪
713
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,298
♪ The flavor's just fantastic ♪
714
00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:42,533
♪ Come and get some
protein please ♪
715
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:46,371
♪ Oh won't you eat my meat ♪
716
00:31:46,437 --> 00:31:47,839
When we first got signed
up for Warped Tour
717
00:31:47,905 --> 00:31:49,874
we were all excited
'cause we were imagining,
718
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:52,644
you're like, "Warped Tour,"
and we had been going
719
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:53,878
to Warped Tour our whole
lives and we're like,
720
00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,146
"Dude, there's gonna
be thousands of people
721
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:57,148
"watching us, it's
gonna be awesome."
722
00:32:04,122 --> 00:32:05,757
We show up and they're
like, "That's your stage."
723
00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,492
And there's not really a
stage, it's like dirt floor,
724
00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:10,128
and there's a tent over it.
725
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:13,731
RICH VOICEOVER: Okay, so
it didn't have the scale
726
00:32:13,798 --> 00:32:15,600
I was expecting, but
still, we were about
727
00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:17,368
to have our first
live show ever,
728
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:19,771
and we were dangerously
underprepared.
729
00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:22,373
Yeah, I was a little nervous.
730
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,009
You expect that going in, but
you always hope for the best.
731
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:26,477
It still felt like
we were practicing
732
00:32:26,544 --> 00:32:29,814
but now we were practicing
in front of 50 people.
733
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,015
RICH VOICEOVER: To
make things worse
734
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:32,517
we were about to
play mariachi music
735
00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,686
for punk rock kids in Utah.
736
00:32:34,752 --> 00:32:37,288
It's not the easiest sell,
but the biggest question was
737
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:39,524
would anyone even
believe we were a band,
738
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,859
or would they laugh us
right off the stage?
739
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:45,063
There comes a time when
your dreams and ambitions
740
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:49,834
run straight into your
limitations and your talents.
741
00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,637
We're gonna find out who gets
the upper hand on this one.
742
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:58,276
I guess we'll get set.
743
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,847
♪ One, two three ♪
744
00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:04,949
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
745
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,684
♪ Ya no puede caminar ♪
746
00:33:06,751 --> 00:33:09,387
♪ Porque no tiene,
porque le falta ♪
747
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,122
♪ Marijuana que fumar ♪
748
00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:13,891
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
749
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:15,660
♪ Ya no puede caminar ♪
750
00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:18,329
♪ Porque no tiene,
porque le falta ♪
751
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,565
♪ Marijuana que fumar ♪
752
00:33:20,631 --> 00:33:22,333
♪ I'm just a simple
business man ♪
753
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,702
♪ I shake hands and I grin ♪
754
00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,838
♪ It's not personal
it's business man ♪
755
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:29,207
♪ Bend over while
I stick it in ♪
756
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,809
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
757
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:33,745
♪ Ya no puede caminar ♪
758
00:33:33,811 --> 00:33:36,347
♪ Porque no tiene,
porque le falta ♪
759
00:33:36,414 --> 00:33:38,015
♪ Marijuana que fumar ♪
760
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,651
♪ La cucaracha, la cucaracha ♪
761
00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,687
♪ Ya no puede caminar ♪
762
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,189
♪ Porque no tiene,
porque le falta ♪
763
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:48,359
♪ Marijuana que fumar ♪
764
00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,194
(crowd cheering)
765
00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:51,596
That's all she wrote.
766
00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:56,768
They fucking rock,
they're the best band
767
00:33:56,834 --> 00:33:58,369
I've seen at Warped
Tour so far, best band
768
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:00,138
I've ever seen at Warped Tour.
769
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:01,372
Thank you so much for
coming, we appreciate it.
770
00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:06,177
Very high energy, I love
the maracas of death.
771
00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:08,546
They kicked the shit
out of half the bands
772
00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:10,081
on the main stage.
773
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,517
Pretty sloppy actually, I
had some guitar problems.
774
00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:18,122
It was pretty sloppy, but a
couple people liked it, so.
775
00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:22,059
You never know who you're
gonna connect with I guess.
776
00:34:23,227 --> 00:34:25,563
It was fucking awesome
start to finish.
777
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:27,498
It was all worthwhile.
778
00:34:27,565 --> 00:34:29,233
You run out of breath quite soon
779
00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:32,503
and then you run out of
beer and then you're doomed.
780
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,806
We pulled it off, man woohoo!
781
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:37,909
First show down, not too bad.
782
00:34:37,975 --> 00:34:40,378
Pretty good reviews,
check it out.
783
00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:42,013
LUIS: So what were
those kids saying to you
784
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,247
when you were talking to them?
785
00:34:43,314 --> 00:34:44,982
They said that we were
the best band at Warped.
786
00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:46,184
(group laughing)
787
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:47,018
They did.
788
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:48,920
(group chattering)
789
00:34:48,986 --> 00:34:50,688
As long as we reach one person
790
00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,889
it makes it all worthwhile.
791
00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:52,824
You said it, it makes
it all worthwhile.
792
00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:56,060
(punk mariachi music)
793
00:34:59,197 --> 00:35:01,966
(pencil scratching)
794
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,868
Is there any kind of
gimmick you can give me
795
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,437
to make the crowd to like
me and my band right away?
796
00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:07,772
Any gimmick?
797
00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:10,208
You can do, "Come on!"
798
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:12,276
And what do I get outta that?
799
00:35:12,343 --> 00:35:13,578
Just get them fired up?
800
00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:17,181
Get the crowd riled up,
get everybody involved.
801
00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:18,516
Give them a, "Come on!"
802
00:35:18,583 --> 00:35:20,985
Yeah, you do a
little more girth.
803
00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:23,621
Come on!
You got any more?
804
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:25,356
Come on!
Come on!
805
00:35:26,324 --> 00:35:27,658
Oh yeah, that's good.
Come on!
806
00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:29,360
Maybe you throw out
that scary thing.
807
00:35:29,427 --> 00:35:31,796
Like giving everyone
the evil eyes.
808
00:35:31,863 --> 00:35:33,931
You don't wanna go through
your life as a musician
809
00:35:33,998 --> 00:35:37,502
and not say, or not have
said, "Hello Cleveland,"
810
00:35:37,568 --> 00:35:42,340
but you never wanna say "Hello
Cleveland" in Cleveland.
811
00:35:42,406 --> 00:35:43,674
A lot of fuck words.
812
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,109
Lots of curse words.
Yeah?
813
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:46,310
Lots of Mexican curse words.
814
00:35:46,377 --> 00:35:47,578
You go, "You guys are
a great audience."
815
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,647
You go, "You guys are a
fucking great audience."
816
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,415
Everybody says, "Oh
my God, he said fuck.
817
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,985
"Yeah, I can't believe it,
I have to take my top off."
818
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,488
RICH VOICEOVER: Even
though I was a beginner
819
00:35:57,555 --> 00:36:00,091
I felt like we killed on
opening day and I was pumped.
820
00:36:00,157 --> 00:36:02,059
From here on out it was
a matter of finesse,
821
00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:05,096
of learning a few hackneyed
rock cliches to work the crowd.
822
00:36:05,162 --> 00:36:06,531
No one's gonna feel
good about themselves
823
00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:08,065
unless you're talking
shit on someone else.
824
00:36:08,132 --> 00:36:11,035
So you go, "You know what,
fucking St. Louis sucks."
825
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,871
And then everybody
goes, "Yay," and you go,
826
00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:16,173
"Chicago rules," we're
in Chicago right now.
827
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:18,075
We're in Chicago
right, okay cool.
828
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:19,076
RICH VOICEOVER: The
road was not gonna be
829
00:36:19,143 --> 00:36:20,878
that difficult to master.
830
00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:23,414
Either way we were
having a blast.
831
00:36:23,481 --> 00:36:24,949
And we weren't about
to let a few setbacks
832
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,884
throw us off our game.
833
00:36:26,951 --> 00:36:29,186
So that's the stage and--
834
00:36:29,253 --> 00:36:31,722
And this is our
audience. (laughing)
835
00:36:31,789 --> 00:36:33,457
They're merciless,
we've got them.
836
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,726
They're stuck in here,
they have to listen,
837
00:36:35,793 --> 00:36:38,062
they'll be enticed to
come out, turn the corner
838
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:39,297
and there we are.
839
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:41,032
The slice of those
fans were definitely
840
00:36:41,098 --> 00:36:43,734
probably some of the ugliest
people I've ever seen,
841
00:36:43,801 --> 00:36:45,636
and I think that's probably
indicative of Utah.
842
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,139
I actually, I have a good
feeling about Denver today.
843
00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:52,743
I think there's gonna be
some tail running around.
844
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,545
And nothing's gonna
compare to California,
845
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:58,115
but damn, people are
ugly in Utah. (laughing)
846
00:36:58,182 --> 00:36:59,984
[Rich Voiceover]
Morale Was High.
847
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,186
Now that we had the
freshman jitters behind us,
848
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:03,521
it was time to cut loose.
849
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,224
You can do this
in stages, really.
850
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,459
What's that?
851
00:37:08,526 --> 00:37:09,393
RICH VOICEOVER: You
can do this in stages
852
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,262
but that's really finished.
853
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:20,738
I would highly advise
against performing drunk.
854
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:23,174
I would advise
definitely against it,
855
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:25,576
but I do it all the time, so.
856
00:37:31,248 --> 00:37:32,583
They're getting super wasted,
857
00:37:32,650 --> 00:37:34,051
you're gonna play like shit.
858
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:35,353
The last thing you
wanna do is fuck up
859
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:37,088
or make a complete
idiot out of yourself.
860
00:37:37,154 --> 00:37:40,491
I've seen bands throw up
on stage, forget words.
861
00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:41,425
RICH VOICEOVER: Hey
Louis, on a scale
862
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:42,893
from one to drunk, what are you?
863
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,794
Eight.
864
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:46,397
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's truly a delight
865
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:48,899
to be here in Denver with
plenty of entertainment
866
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:50,201
from South of the border.
867
00:37:51,535 --> 00:37:53,738
The music that has inspired
us our entire lives.
868
00:37:53,804 --> 00:37:56,307
The music of Mexico,
the land of Luis Lopez
869
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,075
on rhythm guitar.
870
00:37:58,142 --> 00:37:59,910
Who wants to come
back to my bus?
871
00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:03,547
SEAN: One, two, one,
two, three, four.
872
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,117
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
873
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:08,686
♪ Canta y no llores ♪
874
00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:10,621
♪ Porque cantando se alegran ♪
875
00:38:10,688 --> 00:38:15,960
♪ Cielito lindo los corazones ♪
876
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:21,098
♪ De la sierra morena ♪
877
00:38:21,165 --> 00:38:26,570
♪ Cielito lindo vienen bajando ♪
878
00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:30,341
♪ Un par de ojitos negros ♪
879
00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:33,711
♪ Cielito lindo de contrabando ♪
880
00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:39,150
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ♪
881
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:41,752
♪ Canta y no llores ♪
882
00:38:41,819 --> 00:38:43,754
♪ Porque cantando se alegran ♪
883
00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:46,624
♪ Cielito lindo los corazones ♪
884
00:38:47,024 --> 00:38:48,059
Taco time.
885
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:51,295
(punk mariachi music)
886
00:39:15,953 --> 00:39:17,621
Yeah, yeah, it's
fucking punk rock.
887
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,590
You guys are awesome.
888
00:39:25,763 --> 00:39:27,398
I don't even know you.
889
00:39:27,465 --> 00:39:29,366
You guys are awesome.
890
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,805
The ironic thing was the
whole point of the tour
891
00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,941
was to be a joke, we were
just supposed to be there
892
00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:40,377
to have fun and then the
last thing I ever expected
893
00:39:40,444 --> 00:39:43,748
was for us to suddenly
take ourselves seriously.
894
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,489
I think I had some
expectations of how good
895
00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:56,026
we should be playing,
and the dedication
896
00:39:56,093 --> 00:39:58,262
or the seriousness of it.
897
00:39:58,329 --> 00:39:59,730
It's a fucking disaster today.
898
00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,199
We're amateurs to begin with,
so you throw in the fact
899
00:40:02,266 --> 00:40:04,902
that we're having a bad day,
the feeling you wanna crawl
900
00:40:04,969 --> 00:40:07,138
and hide behind a rock
because what you're doing
901
00:40:07,204 --> 00:40:09,807
you know isn't working,
and be puffing and huffing
902
00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:13,210
like a fucking
grandfather is pitiful.
903
00:40:13,277 --> 00:40:14,912
Thank God there
was nobody there.
904
00:40:16,113 --> 00:40:17,581
And then on the good
days there won't be
905
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:19,817
anybody there either, so it
doesn't make any difference.
906
00:40:19,884 --> 00:40:21,786
I smell pretty nasty.
907
00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:24,822
Hi London, I love you baby.
908
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,457
Whatcha doing?
909
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:29,059
♪ A, b, c, d, e, f, g ♪
910
00:40:29,126 --> 00:40:30,928
♪ H, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p. ♪
911
00:40:30,995 --> 00:40:32,530
Water park, water park.
912
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,398
♪ Q, r, s, t, u, v ♪
913
00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:35,800
What comes next?
914
00:40:35,866 --> 00:40:37,001
Line?
915
00:40:38,335 --> 00:40:40,371
She crawled away while
is singing the alphabet.
916
00:40:40,437 --> 00:40:41,872
(Amy laughing)
917
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:44,241
Just like today,
just like today.
918
00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:45,676
You know what you should do?
919
00:40:45,743 --> 00:40:47,545
People who think that they're
great performing drunk
920
00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:51,182
should just record their
show with a video camera
921
00:40:51,248 --> 00:40:54,051
and a audio tape, and
just listen to it back
922
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,686
when they're sober the next day
923
00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,721
and then see if they
wanna do it again.
924
00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,958
(punk mariachi music)
925
00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:05,462
(Sean laughing)
926
00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,498
It's like a retarded sock hop.
927
00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:12,069
CHAD: We fucked up on this one.
928
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:15,472
What's fucked up?
Everything right now.
929
00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:16,407
Vocals.
Everything.
930
00:41:16,473 --> 00:41:18,709
We're all, we're all like--
931
00:41:18,776 --> 00:41:20,711
RICH VOICEOVER:
We're all different.
932
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,179
In a fucking haze.
933
00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:24,915
(Sean laughing)
934
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,921
Ever since I started
listening to metal as a kid
935
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:33,190
I always thought Jack
Daniels always played
936
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:34,658
a very big part in
the whole thing.
937
00:41:34,725 --> 00:41:38,395
Jack Daniels was also my
grandfather's favorite drink.
938
00:41:38,462 --> 00:41:40,798
Of course Frank
Sinatra's favorite drink.
939
00:41:40,865 --> 00:41:43,667
David Lee Roth, and I had
to have at least one episode
940
00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:48,239
of excessive Jack
Daniels. (laughing)
941
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,742
(Sean barking)
942
00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:58,349
I used to listen to Keith
Moon when I was a kid
943
00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:02,620
now I'm married and
I have to go to bed.
944
00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,455
Some go to party,
some go to sleep.
945
00:42:04,521 --> 00:42:05,956
Well what if I came
back and joined you?
946
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,391
That'd be good.
947
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,692
Give me 10 minutes.
948
00:42:08,759 --> 00:42:10,160
But you gotta do it.
949
00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:11,896
You can't just say you're
gonna do it and then--
950
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:13,764
I'll say it until you
turn the camera off.
951
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:15,032
Yeah, so that's what
I'm worried about there.
952
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:16,667
See I go like this,
all right, let's go.
953
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:17,568
Yeah!
954
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:24,541
Who's that guy?
955
00:42:26,543 --> 00:42:29,213
I would rather see a
band that is very drunk,
956
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,483
very hammered, very fucked
up, play a passable show
957
00:42:32,549 --> 00:42:35,319
rather than a band that
plays a really good show
958
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,720
and possibly they're vegan.
959
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,325
I think your parents agree.
960
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,427
That's fucking gibberish.
961
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:45,829
I don't want a bunch of
fucking sober vegans up there
962
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:48,232
trying to do punk rock, man.
963
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,634
♪ We know we fucking sigh ♪
964
00:42:50,701 --> 00:42:54,571
♪ We sigh and and eat
fucking broccoli, bro ♪
965
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:56,073
Jesus come on.
966
00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:58,509
If we keep doing stuff like
this, it's gonna be retarded.
967
00:42:58,575 --> 00:42:59,944
It'll be our worst nightmare.
968
00:43:00,010 --> 00:43:01,178
SEAN: There's nothing wrong
with fucking retarded.
969
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,280
So what's your solution,
what do we need to do?
970
00:43:03,347 --> 00:43:07,584
Our solution is, brace
yourselves, I think this
971
00:43:07,651 --> 00:43:09,820
is gonna be harder for
me than for all of you
972
00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:12,589
but I'm gonna try to stay sober.
973
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:15,125
Rock it and then party
your fucking asses off.
974
00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:17,227
SEAN: That's what I'm
trying to say, man.
975
00:43:17,294 --> 00:43:18,629
JOE: That's exactly the
opposite of what you're saying.
976
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:22,066
(Sean laughing)
977
00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:23,467
RICH VOICEOVER: I knew
I should've taken it
978
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:26,403
more seriously, but I
figured it was only one show.
979
00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:29,006
Not surprisingly it was the
two real musicians in the band
980
00:43:29,073 --> 00:43:30,307
that were the most upset.
981
00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:37,281
(pencil scratching)
982
00:43:37,348 --> 00:43:40,150
The reality of
touring is it's not,
983
00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:44,888
it's not groupies, it's not
sex, drugs and rock and roll
984
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:45,990
every time, you
know what I mean?
985
00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:47,958
It's tricky, it's challenging.
986
00:43:48,025 --> 00:43:50,027
Well people will
automatically think
987
00:43:50,094 --> 00:43:53,330
that life on the road is,
you show up to the show
988
00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:56,367
and you have a line
of blonds out the door
989
00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:57,868
waiting to give you a blow job.
990
00:43:57,935 --> 00:44:01,905
You can't eat correctly,
you can't sleep correctly.
991
00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,941
It's hard, these
things are hard.
992
00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:07,845
RICH VOICEOVER: Everyone
hates it when rock stars
993
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,713
whine about life on the road.
994
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:11,181
(man whining)
995
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:13,450
But guess what, it is
harder than you'd expect.
996
00:44:13,517 --> 00:44:15,886
For instance, did you
know you can't take a dump
997
00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:17,354
on a tour bus?
998
00:44:17,421 --> 00:44:19,857
It doesn't matter if your
name's Britney, Ashley
999
00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:22,760
or Avril, you're using the
outhouse, and your junk's
1000
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:25,896
gonna be hovering six inches
above a pyramid of roadie shit.
1001
00:44:25,963 --> 00:44:27,931
Dude, it's seriously a
million degrees in there.
1002
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,600
If you really have to take
a shit you'll pass out.
1003
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,001
RICH VOICEOVER: You're
out in the summer heat,
1004
00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:32,169
you're sweating like a pig.
1005
00:44:32,236 --> 00:44:33,804
Man, that was a hot one.
1006
00:44:33,871 --> 00:44:36,040
RICH VOICEOVER: But you
rarely get to bathe.
1007
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:37,474
I haven't had a
shower in two days.
1008
00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:39,810
I put on some suntan
lotion and it just
1009
00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:41,378
turned into mud on my arm.
1010
00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:43,180
RICH VOICEOVER: Meanwhile
your sweaty clothes
1011
00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,849
fester on a junk bunk and
make the whole bus stink.
1012
00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:47,117
The smell in here, I
can't even describe
1013
00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:50,754
the smell in here, it's
just, it's just, ugh.
1014
00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:51,989
RICH VOICEOVER: You don't
hang with other bands
1015
00:44:52,056 --> 00:44:53,791
because everyone hides
out on their buses
1016
00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:56,026
to escape the heat, so
instead you meet a fan
1017
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:57,995
and really make a connection.
1018
00:44:58,062 --> 00:44:59,830
Well that's too bad, because
you have to drive all night
1019
00:44:59,897 --> 00:45:00,798
for the next town.
1020
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:05,269
You're living on junk food,
alcohol and energy drinks
1021
00:45:05,335 --> 00:45:07,938
and your entire day is built
around the lousy 20 minutes
1022
00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:09,740
you actually spend on stage.
1023
00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:12,242
Would you say this is
like a dream come true
1024
00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:13,744
to be able to do this?
1025
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:14,978
No, not really.
1026
00:45:15,045 --> 00:45:16,280
RICH VOICEOVER: No one
wants to hear this stuff
1027
00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:18,015
because it ruins the fantasy.
1028
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,917
Even my Mohawk was a liar.
1029
00:45:19,983 --> 00:45:21,952
The ultimate fuck you
haircut turns out to be
1030
00:45:22,019 --> 00:45:23,187
a bitch to maintain.
1031
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,157
Everyone thinks that
touring is supposed to be
1032
00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,793
one big rolling party,
but if you're naive enough
1033
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,962
to believe that, then
you're gonna get blindsided
1034
00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:34,331
when you least expect it.
1035
00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:37,634
(punk mariachi music)
1036
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,974
♪ We're not a real band ♪
1037
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:47,411
♪ We'll maybe never be ♪
1038
00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:51,715
♪ But one thing is for sure we
won't waste this opportunity ♪
1039
00:45:51,782 --> 00:45:54,017
♪ We're gonna play hard ♪
1040
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,887
♪ We'll jump on power chords ♪
1041
00:45:56,954 --> 00:45:59,556
♪ Canta y no llores ♪
1042
00:45:59,623 --> 00:46:01,859
♪ Porque cantando se alegran ♪
1043
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:06,230
♪ Cielito lindo los corazones ♪
1044
00:46:06,296 --> 00:46:07,264
Arriba.
1045
00:46:12,069 --> 00:46:13,237
LUIS: So what do
you think about him
1046
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,471
not being able to
sing right now?
1047
00:46:14,538 --> 00:46:16,073
I think he'll pull it
off, he'll pull it off.
1048
00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,010
How're you doing, Rich?
1049
00:46:22,279 --> 00:46:25,282
I wanna be upbeat so I
don't wanna say doomed
1050
00:46:25,349 --> 00:46:27,985
but doomed in a good way.
1051
00:46:28,051 --> 00:46:29,887
You can't even fucking hear me
1052
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:32,956
and I'm supposed to sing in
front of all of these people.
1053
00:46:34,358 --> 00:46:36,860
Oh yeah, all right, come here.
1054
00:46:44,434 --> 00:46:45,235
SEAN: One, two, three, four.
1055
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:48,472
(punk mariachi music)
1056
00:46:54,211 --> 00:46:56,146
♪ We're not a real band ♪
1057
00:46:56,213 --> 00:46:58,649
♪ We'll maybe never be ♪
1058
00:46:58,715 --> 00:47:00,083
♪ Well one thing's for sure ♪
1059
00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:03,353
♪ We won't waste
this opportunity ♪
1060
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:05,622
♪ We're gonna play hard ♪
1061
00:47:05,689 --> 00:47:08,592
♪ We'll jump on power chords ♪
1062
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,726
♪ And if we do it right ♪
1063
00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,796
♪ You won't go running
for the doors ♪
1064
00:47:12,863 --> 00:47:15,866
♪ First we rock it,
then we kick it ♪
1065
00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:16,833
♪ And we play it real fast ♪
1066
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,101
♪ 'Til our pants fall
down our ass ♪
1067
00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,002
♪ Then we roll it ♪
1068
00:47:19,069 --> 00:47:20,304
♪ We cajole it ♪
1069
00:47:20,370 --> 00:47:21,738
♪ You'll never suspect ♪
1070
00:47:21,805 --> 00:47:25,275
♪ We're college graduates ♪
1071
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:28,145
♪ We're not a real band ♪
1072
00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:29,746
Fuck, I fucked my voice up.
1073
00:47:29,813 --> 00:47:33,150
(audience cheering)
1074
00:47:33,217 --> 00:47:35,185
Rich, he's about 50%
of what's happening.
1075
00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:37,020
He's the one that connects
with the audience,
1076
00:47:37,087 --> 00:47:41,225
so he's shot, so now we
have terrible musicianship
1077
00:47:41,291 --> 00:47:45,362
behind him, and now we're
trying to sell tee shirts.
1078
00:47:46,496 --> 00:47:47,631
RICH VOICEOVER: By
screaming my head off
1079
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,333
and not doing any
kind of vocal warm-ups
1080
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:51,368
I had completely
thrashed my voice.
1081
00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:53,437
A total rookie mistake,
so again I asked
1082
00:47:53,503 --> 00:47:55,505
the professionals for advice.
1083
00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:57,341
Well I think every
singer struggles
1084
00:47:57,407 --> 00:47:59,476
with blowing out their voice.
1085
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,711
What you can do is get warm-ups.
1086
00:48:00,777 --> 00:48:02,145
This is what I do, I go
1087
00:48:03,547 --> 00:48:07,184
"Hello, we're the Mighty
Mighty Bosstones, one, two."
1088
00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:11,288
You gotta at least look good.
1089
00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:12,990
You gotta try to fool
them as best you can.
1090
00:48:13,056 --> 00:48:14,758
I'm breathing from down here.
1091
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,293
Lower, you're almost breathing
1092
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,961
with the muscles
that you pee with.
1093
00:48:18,028 --> 00:48:20,497
(both humming)
1094
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:23,667
You gotta get as low as you can.
1095
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:24,501
You're feeling it
from the stomach too,
1096
00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,236
not from the throat.
1097
00:48:28,505 --> 00:48:31,875
Yeah, yeah.
1098
00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:33,310
You're gonna hold it out like,
1099
00:48:33,377 --> 00:48:35,279
if I'm going like that
everything I'm talking with
1100
00:48:35,345 --> 00:48:36,613
is staying out because you're
keeping that whole area open.
1101
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:37,981
Oh, that's you sticking
your belly out?
1102
00:48:38,048 --> 00:48:39,116
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
1103
00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,319
Well we were just talking
about it backstage actually.
1104
00:48:42,386 --> 00:48:44,154
It's an engineering trick.
1105
00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:45,622
You gargle with semen.
1106
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:47,324
Steve said my throat
would feel better
1107
00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:50,160
if I blew him, and like
a idiot I believed him.
1108
00:48:51,261 --> 00:48:53,030
Thank you very much.
1109
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,234
RICH VOICEOVER:
Nothing seemed to help
1110
00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,869
and I was getting depressed.
1111
00:48:58,935 --> 00:49:00,504
All these people had
come through for me
1112
00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:02,472
and I felt like I was
letting them down.
1113
00:49:02,539 --> 00:49:03,573
That was miserable.
1114
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:08,378
RICH VOICEOVER: We were
here to have fun yeah,
1115
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,113
but it's not fun when you suck.
1116
00:49:11,515 --> 00:49:12,849
Well this is the fastest
time we've lost an audience
1117
00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,117
on the whole fucking
tour, awesome.
1118
00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:15,352
It's embarrassing.
1119
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:19,890
RICH VOICEOVER: My
gut was telling me
1120
00:49:19,956 --> 00:49:21,992
this was about more than
I thought it was about.
1121
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:23,960
I hadn't clung to this
dream all these years
1122
00:49:24,027 --> 00:49:26,363
to just go through the motions.
1123
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:29,766
I wanted that feeling, that
David Lee Roth feeling.
1124
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:32,102
That elusive alchemy
when band and audience
1125
00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:34,571
feed off each other and
three chords and a back beat
1126
00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:37,107
transform into something
magical and huge,
1127
00:49:37,174 --> 00:49:40,410
a soul-stirring anthem more
powerful than any symphony
1128
00:49:40,477 --> 00:49:43,547
and more personal because
it belongs to you, just you
1129
00:49:43,613 --> 00:49:46,750
and those experiencing
that exact moment with you.
1130
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:50,454
That's the elixir I was after,
a pure rock and roll moment.
1131
00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,624
But as things went
from bad to worse--
1132
00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:57,594
Are we the band that just
perennially sucks every time?
1133
00:49:57,661 --> 00:50:00,130
It looked like we were
never gonna get that payoff.
1134
00:50:00,197 --> 00:50:01,998
Goodbye everybody.
1135
00:50:02,065 --> 00:50:05,001
One, I hope there's just one
show where we sound good.
1136
00:50:05,068 --> 00:50:08,305
It was so bad that I
really did wanna go home.
1137
00:50:08,372 --> 00:50:10,207
I wasn't fooling anybody,
and I was just gonna
1138
00:50:10,273 --> 00:50:13,910
make myself look more stupid
by keeping up with the tour.
1139
00:50:13,977 --> 00:50:17,647
And right at my breaking
point, the solution came to me.
1140
00:50:17,714 --> 00:50:19,683
I would have to cross
a line that defied
1141
00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:23,587
all rock and roll logic, I
was calling in the cavalry.
1142
00:50:23,653 --> 00:50:26,757
(pencil scratching)
1143
00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:28,258
Here we go.
1144
00:50:28,325 --> 00:50:29,860
Rich and I were feeling
really down about the shows
1145
00:50:29,926 --> 00:50:32,863
and just getting
a little homesick.
1146
00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:35,799
Missing London, so we
decided to call my parents
1147
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,002
and see if they would
fly out with London.
1148
00:50:39,069 --> 00:50:41,371
I would not recommend
bringing the in-laws on tour
1149
00:50:41,438 --> 00:50:43,940
because usually the guy
that you are on stage
1150
00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:46,309
is not the guy you are
in your normal life,
1151
00:50:46,376 --> 00:50:48,812
and they might be
horrified by that.
1152
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:51,181
That's definitely not
something you should ever do.
1153
00:50:51,248 --> 00:50:55,452
If you bring them, yeah,
everything is revealed.
1154
00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:57,687
And that's cuckoo.
1155
00:50:57,754 --> 00:51:00,757
Was it a dream come true
for us to go on tour?
1156
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:04,561
No. (laughing)
1157
00:51:04,628 --> 00:51:07,798
(punk mariachi music)
1158
00:51:12,102 --> 00:51:13,703
Oh Jesus, oh God.
1159
00:51:15,038 --> 00:51:19,142
My parents think that
Rich is crazy (laughing)
1160
00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:21,945
but I think that my
parents really enjoy
1161
00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:23,914
watching him, and they
get a kick out of him
1162
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:26,283
and really are proud of him.
1163
00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:31,321
London, look, that's
true, I'm going up
1164
00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:36,626
Oh my God, oh my God,
I'm shaking so much.
1165
00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:39,763
Oh my gosh, I feel like
I'm gonna drop her,
1166
00:51:39,830 --> 00:51:41,631
I'm shaking so much.
1167
00:51:41,698 --> 00:51:43,133
Oh my God, you
look bigger to me.
1168
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,634
Look at your little--
1169
00:51:44,701 --> 00:51:47,404
I got a tattoo. (laughing)
1170
00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:49,372
Yeah look at.
1171
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:53,009
We came ready to fit in.
1172
00:51:53,076 --> 00:51:55,679
(Amy laughing)
1173
00:51:58,815 --> 00:52:03,820
♪ Don't tell me your
secret lies in London ♪
1174
00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:10,627
♪ I already know ♪
1175
00:52:12,829 --> 00:52:17,834
♪ I can see your
secret lies in London ♪
1176
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:21,705
♪ Everywhere I go ♪
1177
00:52:21,771 --> 00:52:23,940
Well London showed
up and I saw her
1178
00:52:24,007 --> 00:52:28,178
and how excited she was, and
she really made me feel better.
1179
00:52:28,245 --> 00:52:31,147
Aw, (laughing) aw.
1180
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:34,584
You're crowd surfing.
1181
00:52:36,553 --> 00:52:38,088
I decided to go punk
1182
00:52:38,154 --> 00:52:40,123
You can't be more punk than me.
1183
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:42,826
(London crying)
1184
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:45,262
Here's our last song,
it's a political song.
1185
00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:46,696
I hope it doesn't
offend anybody.
1186
00:52:46,763 --> 00:52:47,831
It's about "Star Trek"
1187
00:52:49,432 --> 00:52:51,234
♪ Space, the final frontier ♪
1188
00:52:51,301 --> 00:52:53,270
♪ A brilliant boy that was me ♪
1189
00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:55,372
♪ Space was my
home for a while ♪
1190
00:52:55,438 --> 00:52:57,274
♪ NCC
one-seven-oh-one-D ♪
1191
00:52:57,340 --> 00:52:58,608
♪ There was a man
on the bridge ♪
1192
00:52:58,675 --> 00:52:59,776
♪ Both strong and bold ♪
1193
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,912
♪ A warrior with pageboy hair ♪
1194
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:04,047
♪ his culture was
different from my own ♪
1195
00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:06,249
♪ On his planet we could
have an affair, what ♪
1196
00:53:06,316 --> 00:53:08,852
♪ On his planet we
could have an affair ♪
1197
00:53:08,919 --> 00:53:10,086
♪ My name is Wesley Crusher ♪
1198
00:53:10,153 --> 00:53:11,588
♪ Outer space boy ♪
1199
00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:13,089
♪ Never though Star Fleet
could bring such joy ♪
1200
00:53:13,156 --> 00:53:15,325
♪ Wesley Crusher,
outer space boy ♪
1201
00:53:15,392 --> 00:53:17,327
♪ Da, Da, Da, Da,
that was a start ♪
1202
00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:22,399
♪ Da, Da, Da, Da,
that was a start ♪
1203
00:53:24,834 --> 00:53:29,839
♪ Wesley look out ♪
1204
00:53:32,609 --> 00:53:34,511
♪ Trapped in a
Jeffries tube ♪
1205
00:53:34,578 --> 00:53:36,813
♪ Lieutenant Worf and me ♪
1206
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,182
♪ Trapped, no that's
the wrong word ♪
1207
00:53:39,249 --> 00:53:41,184
♪ It was pleasure,
it was ecstasy ♪
1208
00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:43,620
♪ Now we fly to the stars
on the seat of our pants ♪
1209
00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:45,822
♪ Elicit rendezvous
on holodeck "A"♪
1210
00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:47,824
♪ He plows into me
at maximum warp ♪
1211
00:53:47,891 --> 00:53:50,860
♪ His torpedo in my
cargo bay, what ♪
1212
00:53:50,927 --> 00:53:53,029
♪ His torpedo in
my cargo bay ♪
1213
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:53,997
♪ My name is Wesley Crusher ♪
1214
00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,498
♪ Outer space boy ♪
1215
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,367
♪ Never thought Star Fleet
Could bring such joy ♪
1216
00:53:57,434 --> 00:53:59,669
♪ Wesley Crusher
I'll be your toy ♪
1217
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:01,705
♪ Gonna beam my way
right into you heart ♪
1218
00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:05,442
♪ Gonna beam my way to your ♪
1219
00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:12,582
Finally we had a good show.
1220
00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:13,550
Thanks so much to the audience
1221
00:54:13,617 --> 00:54:14,818
for being out there in the rain.
1222
00:54:14,884 --> 00:54:16,553
RICH VOICEOVER: But
because of the rain,
1223
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:17,554
barely anyone saw it.
1224
00:54:17,621 --> 00:54:19,022
Don't forget your tee shirt.
1225
00:54:20,390 --> 00:54:21,658
It was awesome, they were good.
1226
00:54:21,725 --> 00:54:23,693
I love their style.
1227
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,196
We got a lot better
according to the sound guy.
1228
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:33,203
(audience cheering)
1229
00:54:35,271 --> 00:54:36,840
We were walking back to the bus
1230
00:54:36,906 --> 00:54:38,341
in the rain, pushing
all of our gear
1231
00:54:38,408 --> 00:54:40,910
with our stupid sombreros
on, and it just hit me
1232
00:54:40,977 --> 00:54:43,313
that this is the moment,
this is what it's all about.
1233
00:54:43,380 --> 00:54:46,249
We had had a taste of what
it's like to play well together
1234
00:54:46,316 --> 00:54:48,818
and from then on I knew we
were gonna have a turnaround.
1235
00:54:48,885 --> 00:54:51,521
Bad voice or no
voice, didn't matter.
1236
00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:54,324
Wet, hot and wet.
1237
00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:03,466
Hey ladies, hi, are you
guys having a good time?
1238
00:55:06,703 --> 00:55:10,907
Stay dry, you can come in
here, it's dry in here.
1239
00:55:10,974 --> 00:55:12,742
Luis man, the kid's
relentless, love it.
1240
00:55:12,809 --> 00:55:15,045
Are they skanky?
Well.
1241
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:17,247
RICH: Is this gonna
be embarrassing
1242
00:55:17,313 --> 00:55:18,081
to have on tape?
1243
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,382
Probably.
1244
00:55:19,449 --> 00:55:22,619
(punk mariachi music)
1245
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:27,757
(pencil scratching)
1246
00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,759
I think that's a big
one for a lot of guys.
1247
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:32,829
A lot of them have never
really got laid in high school,
1248
00:55:32,896 --> 00:55:35,799
and then they become
rock stars and they get,
1249
00:55:35,865 --> 00:55:37,767
they get all these chicks
that they never got.
1250
00:55:39,235 --> 00:55:40,904
RICH VOICEOVER: Remember how
happy I looked on this day?
1251
00:55:40,970 --> 00:55:43,840
Well that was years before I
knew I was gonna go on tour.
1252
00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:47,744
And as we all know from
watching metal videos
1253
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:49,679
the road is all about one thing.
1254
00:55:52,382 --> 00:55:54,050
If you're trying really
hard and you can't get laid
1255
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:55,719
on the Warped Tour
you got a problem.
1256
00:55:55,785 --> 00:55:58,188
The groupies like that,
I know that's part of it.
1257
00:55:58,254 --> 00:56:03,259
I'd say everything you
hear or see on VH1,
1258
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,396
I'd times that
motherfucker by 10.
1259
00:56:06,463 --> 00:56:09,032
Hundreds of different
chicks every night.
1260
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:10,133
RICH VOICEOVER: One
thing I didn't need
1261
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,035
is these guys rubbing it in.
1262
00:56:12,102 --> 00:56:14,904
But I had too many girls
on my hands as it was.
1263
00:56:14,971 --> 00:56:17,874
Of course that didn't mean
my band had to abstain.
1264
00:56:17,941 --> 00:56:19,809
I'm definitely in
of some release.
1265
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:24,481
I'm about to, my chimney's
about to explode.
1266
00:56:24,547 --> 00:56:25,648
RICH VOICEOVER: We
had different goals
1267
00:56:25,715 --> 00:56:27,350
but our methods were the same.
1268
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:29,252
Offer alcohol.
1269
00:56:30,987 --> 00:56:32,655
You guys want a bloody
Mary, would that help
1270
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:33,957
wake you up a little bit?
1271
00:56:35,191 --> 00:56:36,593
[Rich Voiceover] While
I was being Joe husband
1272
00:56:36,659 --> 00:56:38,461
I was silently
rooting for my boys.
1273
00:56:39,796 --> 00:56:41,064
Nothing gets you
props with other bands
1274
00:56:41,131 --> 00:56:43,533
like getting groupies,
but Carne Asada
1275
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:44,868
was at the bottom
of the food chain
1276
00:56:44,934 --> 00:56:46,469
so they would have to
work twice as hard.
1277
00:56:46,536 --> 00:56:47,604
What are you doing here today?
1278
00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:49,739
Yelling into a megaphone.
1279
00:56:49,806 --> 00:56:51,541
I had no technique
with the ladies.
1280
00:56:51,608 --> 00:56:54,110
It's hard when you're
a 36-year-old man
1281
00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:56,412
and you gotta deal with somebody
1282
00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:59,249
who's literally half your age
1283
00:56:59,315 --> 00:57:01,151
and they don't know what
you're talking about
1284
00:57:01,217 --> 00:57:02,719
and you don't know what
they're talking about
1285
00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:04,821
so you just don't talk.
1286
00:57:04,888 --> 00:57:08,258
So I just made friends
with sweet lady Tecate.
1287
00:57:09,759 --> 00:57:11,194
What'd you think
of the Warped Tour?
1288
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:14,164
I thought it was, I enjoyed it.
1289
00:57:14,230 --> 00:57:18,001
I mean, the whole concept
of it I thought was just
1290
00:57:19,402 --> 00:57:23,072
very foreign to me, I'd
never heard of such a thing.
1291
00:57:26,342 --> 00:57:28,545
Like I say, we didn't
fit in very well.
1292
00:57:28,611 --> 00:57:29,846
That's for sure, you could tell
1293
00:57:29,913 --> 00:57:32,248
that we weren't a groupie.
1294
00:57:34,551 --> 00:57:37,053
It's a good show today.
Why's that?
1295
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,156
We did a lot of promoting and
1296
00:57:40,223 --> 00:57:42,058
a lot of people that
we talked to showed up
1297
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,394
so I hope we play good.
1298
00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:46,262
[Rich Voiceover] You
can talk the talk
1299
00:57:46,329 --> 00:57:50,433
but if you can't rock, the
girls aren't gonna stick around.
1300
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,569
This one was for my homies.
1301
00:57:52,635 --> 00:57:54,070
ANNOUNCER: The next
band coming up to
1302
00:57:54,137 --> 00:57:58,341
the Kevin Says soundstage is
a group known as Carne Asada.
1303
00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:06,282
♪ Hey, hey, let's go ♪
1304
00:58:06,349 --> 00:58:07,283
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1305
00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:10,253
♪ Hey, hey, let's go ♪
1306
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,221
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1307
00:58:11,287 --> 00:58:14,991
♪ Cerveza please, senorita ♪
1308
00:58:15,058 --> 00:58:18,561
♪ When the show's
over can I meet her ♪
1309
00:58:18,628 --> 00:58:22,599
♪ She's so beautiful and wise ♪
1310
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:26,202
♪ I even like her
skinny thighs ♪
1311
00:58:26,269 --> 00:58:29,772
♪ I want to ride her
through the night ♪
1312
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:34,010
♪ So make sure her
saddle's tight ♪
1313
00:58:41,284 --> 00:58:44,554
♪ Cerveza, senorita ♪
1314
00:58:44,621 --> 00:58:48,358
♪ Now this show's
over, can I meet you ♪
1315
00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:51,961
♪ What I like best
are her eight boobs ♪
1316
00:58:52,028 --> 00:58:55,565
♪ The way she
munches sugar cubes ♪
1317
00:58:55,632 --> 00:58:59,502
♪ I hold her close and
beg her not to go ♪
1318
00:58:59,569 --> 00:59:03,106
♪ But trots off
to do another show ♪
1319
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:05,608
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1320
00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:06,442
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1321
00:59:06,509 --> 00:59:09,345
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1322
00:59:09,412 --> 00:59:12,482
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1323
00:59:17,553 --> 00:59:20,556
(audience cheering)
1324
00:59:22,025 --> 00:59:24,427
Wasn't it undescribable?
1325
00:59:24,494 --> 00:59:25,662
We sounded horrible, right?
You're gorgeous.
1326
00:59:25,728 --> 00:59:27,397
What happened with the
girls in Cleveland?
1327
00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:29,766
I don't know, the underage girls
1328
00:59:29,832 --> 00:59:31,534
that I took backstage?
1329
00:59:31,601 --> 00:59:32,869
Yeah.
Does that sound bad?
1330
00:59:32,936 --> 00:59:34,437
You guys gotta party.
1331
00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:35,672
Wrap it up, bitch?
1332
00:59:35,738 --> 00:59:37,173
Well let's bring them backstage,
1333
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,310
let's give them
this golden ticket.
1334
00:59:40,376 --> 00:59:42,178
That's what I remember it is as,
1335
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:46,282
the golden ticket to
this rock star lifestyle.
1336
00:59:46,349 --> 00:59:49,485
Chad is the Willy Wonka
of the Warped Tour.
1337
00:59:49,552 --> 00:59:50,887
That's awesome.
1338
00:59:50,954 --> 00:59:54,390
Bestowing golden
tickets upon children.
1339
00:59:54,457 --> 00:59:55,291
Free booze.
1340
00:59:56,693 --> 00:59:58,594
We got groupies on the tour
bus for the first time.
1341
00:59:58,661 --> 01:00:00,463
Where?
Right here.
1342
01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:01,464
Let's go.
1343
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:07,837
(bus occupants chattering)
1344
01:00:07,904 --> 01:00:08,938
Did he take you
out of the audience
1345
01:00:09,005 --> 01:00:09,939
and just get you drunk?
1346
01:00:10,006 --> 01:00:11,808
(girls laughing)
1347
01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:13,910
I got a girlfriend,
I'll get in trouble.
1348
01:00:13,977 --> 01:00:16,612
I was sitting
there, it's hard to,
1349
01:00:16,679 --> 01:00:19,315
I mean, the other day, the
other girls I knew for sure
1350
01:00:19,382 --> 01:00:22,318
were like 15, they
were not of age,
1351
01:00:22,385 --> 01:00:25,154
but today it's a little
bit harder to tell.
1352
01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:28,658
Awesome, Carne Asada
bus is full, baby.
1353
01:00:30,860 --> 01:00:33,296
Chad was enticing the
women by going (yelling).
1354
01:00:35,231 --> 01:00:37,700
Melanie, in progress, very soon.
1355
01:00:38,868 --> 01:00:40,503
I'm slightly worried
that we didn't check IDs
1356
01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,839
and have those
girls leave the bus.
1357
01:00:42,905 --> 01:00:44,440
I was gonna do it
and then you said,
1358
01:00:44,507 --> 01:00:45,942
"Oh, that's a buzzkill."
1359
01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:47,744
Well no, 'cause I was thinking
it was the college girls.
1360
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:49,178
I didn't see those two
other ones that were--
1361
01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:50,980
I didn't either until
I was on the way out,
1362
01:00:51,047 --> 01:00:53,016
and then that's when I
went and talked to Luis.
1363
01:00:53,082 --> 01:00:55,651
RICH VOICEOVER: Now you
might think I was bummed,
1364
01:00:55,718 --> 01:00:57,587
and it's true as a
teenager this isn't exactly
1365
01:00:57,653 --> 01:01:00,857
what I had in mind when I
dreamed of rock and roll glory.
1366
01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,592
I dreamed of the typical stuff.
1367
01:01:02,658 --> 01:01:04,360
Drunk girls who say things like,
1368
01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:06,062
"I suck dick for coke."
1369
01:01:06,129 --> 01:01:08,598
I mean, has any
pubescent boy ever
1370
01:01:08,664 --> 01:01:11,601
had a wet dream about eating
crudite with his in-laws?
1371
01:01:11,667 --> 01:01:14,103
Doubtful, but I
wasn't complaining.
1372
01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:16,339
You know, we're having a big
orgy here in a little bit.
1373
01:01:16,406 --> 01:01:17,907
And we need more sugars.
And they can be in on it.
1374
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:19,375
RICH VOICEOVER:
Don't get me wrong,
1375
01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:21,077
I'm as fascinated with
groupies as the next guy.
1376
01:01:21,144 --> 01:01:24,280
I mean, come on, hooking
up with some sexy
1377
01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:27,817
uninhibited rocker chick who
indulges your every fantasy?
1378
01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:29,952
You'd think I'd be
hankering to get out there
1379
01:01:30,019 --> 01:01:33,089
and find such a girl,
but I didn't need to.
1380
01:01:34,490 --> 01:01:37,593
(mellow piano music)
1381
01:01:40,129 --> 01:01:42,265
By midnight the magic
spell was broken
1382
01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:43,800
and the disco lounge
had to turn back
1383
01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:45,902
into a nursery by
hey, not my fault
1384
01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:48,071
if you can't close the
deal by nighty-night time.
1385
01:01:48,137 --> 01:01:51,340
AMY: We need to kick
you guys out, but.
1386
01:01:51,407 --> 01:01:52,575
We're getting kicked out.
1387
01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:56,646
It is gonna happen,
but there's a barbecue
1388
01:01:56,712 --> 01:01:58,047
going on right outside here.
1389
01:01:58,114 --> 01:01:59,482
I'm sorry I have to take
away your party room
1390
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,717
but oh, I have to
put my baby to sleep.
1391
01:02:06,689 --> 01:02:08,057
Luis, outside.
1392
01:02:08,124 --> 01:02:09,792
Barbecue, awesome.
1393
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:19,068
I think at this point,
they need the food.
1394
01:02:21,671 --> 01:02:24,407
Okay, go to the
barbecue, have fun.
1395
01:02:26,642 --> 01:02:27,477
Was is fun?
1396
01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:28,778
It was fun.
Good.
1397
01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:33,216
Were you bummed that we came
back and ruined your party?
1398
01:02:33,282 --> 01:02:36,719
No, it was just a fun time.
1399
01:02:36,786 --> 01:02:40,857
I always looked at it, to
give some people a chance
1400
01:02:40,923 --> 01:02:43,626
to come backstage and
to experience that,
1401
01:02:43,693 --> 01:02:46,462
because if I was
coming to a Warped Tour
1402
01:02:46,529 --> 01:02:47,864
and I ended up going backstage
1403
01:02:47,930 --> 01:02:50,066
that would be an
awesome experience.
1404
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:52,201
Just to go to a show and then--
1405
01:02:54,003 --> 01:02:56,372
RICH: Someone wrote
pedophile on your hands.
1406
01:02:58,341 --> 01:03:01,110
Yeah, yeah, yeah, very funny.
1407
01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:04,680
You gotta pay a price to
make dreams come true.
1408
01:03:04,747 --> 01:03:06,482
RICH: That's true, that's true.
1409
01:03:06,549 --> 01:03:08,117
You gotta pay a price to
make dreams come true.
1410
01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:09,385
I think that there's
some expectations
1411
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,888
when you, that you're
gonna go on a rock tour,
1412
01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:14,857
that there's gonna be
groupies, and there's gonna be
1413
01:03:14,924 --> 01:03:19,929
parties, but it wasn't as
easy as one would expect.
1414
01:03:21,330 --> 01:03:23,666
You guys, we came back,
the place was trashed.
1415
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:25,034
There's water all
over the floor.
1416
01:03:25,101 --> 01:03:26,402
There's chicks that
lost their cell phones
1417
01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:28,137
in somebody's bed,
that's rock and roll.
1418
01:03:28,204 --> 01:03:29,772
You guys fucking brought
it to the next level.
1419
01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:30,940
SEAN: We tried man, we tried.
1420
01:03:31,007 --> 01:03:33,709
You did, I'm really
proud of you.
1421
01:03:33,776 --> 01:03:35,912
(pencil scratching)
1422
01:03:35,978 --> 01:03:38,581
As a music fan, age can
be your worst enemy.
1423
01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:39,916
It turns us into hipster snobs
1424
01:03:39,982 --> 01:03:42,218
who read snarky music magazines,
1425
01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:44,887
knowing we've seen it all
before and done better.
1426
01:03:44,954 --> 01:03:47,790
But the Warped Tour
kids aren't jaded yet.
1427
01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:49,759
They'll line up for an
hour to get autographs
1428
01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:51,727
from a band you or
I wouldn't piss on.
1429
01:03:51,794 --> 01:03:53,196
To them it's all new.
1430
01:03:53,262 --> 01:03:54,897
They were even willing to
give a bunch of over the hill
1431
01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:56,332
rookies a chance.
1432
01:03:56,399 --> 01:03:58,034
Does it matter how
old the guys are
1433
01:03:58,100 --> 01:03:59,268
in the band that are playing?
1434
01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:00,469
No.
1435
01:04:00,536 --> 01:04:02,004
RICH VOICEOVER: It
brought back the days
1436
01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:03,706
when I would actually sit
through the opening bands.
1437
01:04:03,773 --> 01:04:06,175
Remember that, that thrill
of being able to say,
1438
01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:08,844
"I saw those guys when
they were nobody"?
1439
01:04:08,911 --> 01:04:10,947
We got about six bands
that started here
1440
01:04:11,013 --> 01:04:13,015
that are now on the main stage.
1441
01:04:13,082 --> 01:04:17,587
Seven, Seven Day, Seven
Fold, or something like that.
1442
01:04:17,653 --> 01:04:19,155
Avenge Seven Fold.
1443
01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:23,759
I wouldn't want to ever
play on the main stage
1444
01:04:23,826 --> 01:04:25,595
without playing the
smaller stage first.
1445
01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:27,230
RICH VOICEOVER: Eventually
the attitude of the kids
1446
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:28,731
started to rub off on me.
1447
01:04:28,798 --> 01:04:31,734
See initially I hated most
of the bands they were into.
1448
01:04:31,801 --> 01:04:34,637
The Alkaline Trio stand
here like a bunch of stiffs.
1449
01:04:34,704 --> 01:04:35,838
There's four of them.
1450
01:04:35,905 --> 01:04:37,406
Yeah, four in a trio.
1451
01:04:37,473 --> 01:04:39,909
Hey, we're missing Newfound
Glory, we should go.
1452
01:04:39,976 --> 01:04:41,210
RICH VOICEOVER: And
you might agree.
1453
01:04:41,277 --> 01:04:42,612
You might think
all of these bands
1454
01:04:42,678 --> 01:04:44,380
can't hold a candle
to the ones you saw
1455
01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:46,349
back in your day,
whenever that was.
1456
01:04:46,415 --> 01:04:49,885
If you ask me, the early
'90s, that when it was
1457
01:04:49,952 --> 01:04:52,021
for me when you could
go to a show anywhere.
1458
01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:54,824
Where I grew up it was
all about straight edge
1459
01:04:54,890 --> 01:04:57,260
hardcore and punk rock,
so bands like Black Flag,
1460
01:04:57,326 --> 01:05:00,930
Minor Threat, Cro Mags.
1461
01:05:00,997 --> 01:05:02,431
See, it's all perspective.
1462
01:05:02,498 --> 01:05:04,066
And guess what,
if you're over 25
1463
01:05:04,133 --> 01:05:06,269
it's not your day
anymore, it's theirs
1464
01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:08,437
so you're not
qualified to comment.
1465
01:05:08,504 --> 01:05:10,606
Personally after seeing
how much of a bitch
1466
01:05:10,673 --> 01:05:12,341
the road can be, I have
nothing but respect
1467
01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:13,943
for anyone who can pull it off.
1468
01:05:15,077 --> 01:05:18,547
I made fun of some
bands that I didn't feel
1469
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:20,783
were energetic enough on stage,
1470
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:23,219
and I just gotta give mad props
1471
01:05:23,286 --> 01:05:26,155
to anybody who can
survive a week of this.
1472
01:05:26,222 --> 01:05:28,057
It takes a heavier
toll on your body
1473
01:05:28,124 --> 01:05:29,492
than I ever suspected.
1474
01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:31,527
I was getting more out
of this than I thought.
1475
01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:33,663
By connecting with these
kids, I was starting
1476
01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:35,331
to feel like a teenager again,
1477
01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:38,067
something my in-laws
had apparently
figured out years ago.
1478
01:05:38,134 --> 01:05:39,602
I found all this
very comforting.
1479
01:05:39,669 --> 01:05:41,871
If you're open-minded
enough to meet the kids
1480
01:05:41,937 --> 01:05:44,540
on their terms, you're
never too old to be a punk.
1481
01:05:45,641 --> 01:05:48,811
(punk mariachi music)
1482
01:05:52,315 --> 01:05:56,052
(pencil scratching)
1483
01:05:56,118 --> 01:05:58,020
You get a guy, you get a
roadie, you get a buddy.
1484
01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,456
Get them out there in the
crowd, chant the name of,
1485
01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:01,290
what's the name of your band?
1486
01:06:01,357 --> 01:06:02,291
Carne Asada.
1487
01:06:03,492 --> 01:06:05,494
Is that etched in stone,
you gonna go with that?
1488
01:06:05,561 --> 01:06:06,362
It's on the shirts.
1489
01:06:06,429 --> 01:06:07,296
All right, all right.
1490
01:06:07,363 --> 01:06:08,998
Carne Asada, Carne Asada, Carne.
1491
01:06:09,065 --> 01:06:11,467
I was gonna try to
work an ole into it.
1492
01:06:11,534 --> 01:06:12,835
Like ole, ole.
1493
01:06:12,902 --> 01:06:15,137
Oh that's good, that's
skinhead stuff, they like that.
1494
01:06:15,204 --> 01:06:17,640
No, I was thinking more
like matadors, Mexican.
1495
01:06:19,875 --> 01:06:21,577
In Chicago we caught
another break.
1496
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:23,179
RACHEL: You got visitors.
1497
01:06:23,245 --> 01:06:24,680
RICH VOICEOVER: Some friends
flew in from out of town
1498
01:06:24,747 --> 01:06:25,881
to see the show.
1499
01:06:25,948 --> 01:06:26,849
What's happening?
1500
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:27,783
RICH VOICEOVER: And in walked
1501
01:06:27,850 --> 01:06:29,452
our secret weapon, the shill.
1502
01:06:30,886 --> 01:06:34,323
I flew all the way out from
Los Angeles to see this band.
1503
01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:35,224
RICH: When we go on that stage.
1504
01:06:35,291 --> 01:06:38,260
We've got fans.
Awesome.
1505
01:06:38,327 --> 01:06:40,996
Yesterday Luis jumped
backwards off of his amp
1506
01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:43,165
and didn't see Joey and
came down on Joey's head
1507
01:06:43,232 --> 01:06:44,667
and got Joey's bass.
1508
01:06:44,734 --> 01:06:46,135
JOE: I didn't see
him, so I'm like this,
1509
01:06:46,202 --> 01:06:47,603
and all of a sudden
he jumps away.
1510
01:06:47,670 --> 01:06:50,072
Luis has a divot in his
guitar from where he smashed
1511
01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:53,008
into a fence yesterday
while trying to stage dive.
1512
01:06:54,643 --> 01:06:56,145
What's up?
What's up fellas.
1513
01:06:56,212 --> 01:06:58,247
Show that ass.
My ass?
1514
01:06:58,314 --> 01:07:00,049
What about your bruises?
1515
01:07:00,116 --> 01:07:01,617
LUIS: Check out this thing,
1516
01:07:02,485 --> 01:07:04,186
get a couple of the bruises.
1517
01:07:04,253 --> 01:07:06,122
Oh boy.
That's a hematoma.
1518
01:07:08,357 --> 01:07:11,427
Every band's got one friend
who's just an amazing dancer.
1519
01:07:11,494 --> 01:07:13,295
He's gonna get out in
the audience and pretend
1520
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:15,231
that he's just a casual
fan, he's gonna get out
1521
01:07:15,297 --> 01:07:18,401
and so some gnarly,
violent, crazy dances
1522
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:21,237
and everyone's gonna go,
"Well, that guy's really good,
1523
01:07:21,303 --> 01:07:22,538
"band must be good."
1524
01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:25,775
(punk mariachi music)
1525
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:34,450
RICH: This is a song
now for the ladies.
1526
01:07:34,517 --> 01:07:36,619
We're gonna break some hearts.
1527
01:07:36,685 --> 01:07:38,154
Yeah, we do a lot
of political shit
1528
01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:40,723
but right now this is for
the ladies in Chicago.
1529
01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:43,325
RICH: I love all
you girls anyway.
1530
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:44,226
Fuck it.
1531
01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:52,168
♪ I had a girl and
Debbie was her name ♪
1532
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:55,271
♪ Since I Sanchezed her ♪
1533
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:59,175
♪ She hasn't looked the same ♪
1534
01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:04,246
♪ Oh I love my
mustache on her face ♪
1535
01:08:05,381 --> 01:08:06,215
♪ Yeah I do, it looks
like a Picasso ♪
1536
01:08:06,282 --> 01:08:10,553
♪ My mustache ♪
1537
01:08:10,619 --> 01:08:15,624
♪ Dirty Sanchez, dirty Sanchez ♪
1538
01:08:16,525 --> 01:08:21,130
♪ Dirty Sanchez, dirty Sanchez ♪
1539
01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:28,170
♪ I put my finger
under her nose ♪
1540
01:08:29,438 --> 01:08:34,443
♪ Swiped it away and
that's how it goes ♪
1541
01:08:35,344 --> 01:08:37,813
♪ Oh she kissed me tenderly ♪
1542
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:41,383
♪ Though it tasted like booty ♪
1543
01:08:41,450 --> 01:08:46,455
♪ It tasted like the Twinkie
filled with shit, you know ♪
1544
01:08:47,356 --> 01:08:52,194
♪ Dirty Sanchez, dirty Sanchez ♪
1545
01:08:53,095 --> 01:08:56,599
♪ Dirty Sanchez, dirty Sanchez ♪
1546
01:09:15,985 --> 01:09:17,353
Carne Asada, Carne Asada
1547
01:09:17,419 --> 01:09:21,257
CROWD: Carne Asada,
Carne Asada, Carne Asada,
1548
01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:25,828
Carne Asada. (cheering)
1549
01:09:25,895 --> 01:09:26,929
Thank you, thank
you, thank you Texas.
1550
01:09:26,996 --> 01:09:29,732
Chicago.
Whatever, whatever.
1551
01:09:29,798 --> 01:09:32,535
Fun there, fun there,
fun all around.
1552
01:09:33,469 --> 01:09:34,537
I liked your show, man.
1553
01:09:36,138 --> 01:09:37,573
Fucking awesome.
1554
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,676
I don't know if it was
ever that we were awesome.
1555
01:09:40,743 --> 01:09:41,610
What?
1556
01:09:41,677 --> 01:09:43,946
That was so fucking amazing.
1557
01:09:44,013 --> 01:09:46,382
Honestly, I knew
these were my buddies
1558
01:09:46,448 --> 01:09:48,183
and they were having
this joke band.
1559
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:50,853
I did not expect them
to rock my sock off.
1560
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,023
I'd be lying if I didn't say
I wanted to sleep with them.
1561
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:55,925
Do you ever have a feeling
there's people behind you?
1562
01:09:55,991 --> 01:09:57,159
Do you ever have that feeling
1563
01:09:57,226 --> 01:09:59,261
like you're trying to
give a serious interview
1564
01:09:59,328 --> 01:10:01,330
and suddenly there's a
bunch of clowns behind you.
1565
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:02,765
And I don't think
it makes me gay
1566
01:10:02,831 --> 01:10:04,567
if I sleep with seven or
eight guys at a time, does it?
1567
01:10:04,633 --> 01:10:05,868
No it doesn't, no it doesn't.
1568
01:10:05,935 --> 01:10:07,636
RICH VOICEOVER: We'd
had another great show.
1569
01:10:07,703 --> 01:10:09,138
Even if we had cheated.
1570
01:10:09,204 --> 01:10:11,040
And thanks to our little
mascot we were definitely
1571
01:10:11,106 --> 01:10:13,809
picking up steam but
then our luck ran out.
1572
01:10:13,876 --> 01:10:15,277
Remember those van and RV kids
1573
01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:17,112
who drive all night
between shows?
1574
01:10:17,179 --> 01:10:19,315
Well that's what my
in-laws had been doing.
1575
01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:24,653
They'd been following our
bus in a rattletrap RV,
1576
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:26,555
driving over 300 miles a night.
1577
01:10:27,523 --> 01:10:29,425
I felt like Ma and Pa Kettle,
1578
01:10:29,491 --> 01:10:31,794
trying to hit the
road. (laughing)
1579
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:33,095
RICH VOICEOVER:
They'd finally had it
1580
01:10:33,162 --> 01:10:34,496
and were going home,
and they were taking
1581
01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:35,831
our little muse with them.
1582
01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:40,803
AMY: Bye bye, bye bye.
1583
01:10:40,869 --> 01:10:43,572
(sad rock music)
1584
01:10:58,153 --> 01:11:01,223
Rich, I think he really
thought being a rock star
1585
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:04,293
and being on the road
is the ultimate fantasy,
1586
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,561
the ultimate life.
1587
01:11:05,628 --> 01:11:08,497
It destroyed his
fantasy a little bit
1588
01:11:08,564 --> 01:11:10,933
which I think is good,
because then you realize
1589
01:11:12,501 --> 01:11:14,770
what I have is my
ultimate fantasy.
1590
01:11:14,837 --> 01:11:16,105
RICH VOICEOVER: We tried
to get back into it
1591
01:11:16,171 --> 01:11:17,606
but our hearts weren't in it.
1592
01:11:17,673 --> 01:11:20,342
The tour was almost over and
we were ready to go home.
1593
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,545
Road burn had set in.
1594
01:11:27,549 --> 01:11:30,252
The night before our last
show I couldn't sleep.
1595
01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:33,889
I still wanted it, my
perfect rock and roll moment.
1596
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:35,691
I was desperate for it.
1597
01:11:37,159 --> 01:11:38,994
I'm not a religious guy,
but I thought the Big Man
1598
01:11:39,061 --> 01:11:42,197
could help, so for the first
time in years I began to pray.
1599
01:11:42,264 --> 01:11:44,433
Hey, hey, it's Diamond
David Lee Roth.
1600
01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:47,169
What pathetic mortal
has dared summon
1601
01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:48,437
one of the rock Gods?
1602
01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:49,772
I'm sorry to bother
you, Diamond Dave,
1603
01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:50,839
but I need your help.
1604
01:11:50,906 --> 01:11:51,740
Let's ride.
1605
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:54,143
(motorcycle revving)
1606
01:11:54,209 --> 01:11:56,478
So let me guess, you're
near the end of the road,
1607
01:11:56,545 --> 01:11:58,447
and you're desperate
to rock the house.
1608
01:11:58,514 --> 01:11:59,982
Blah, blah, blah.
1609
01:12:00,049 --> 01:12:01,750
I know I don't deserve it,
but just once I wanna know
1610
01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:04,553
what it's like to unleash
the full power of rock.
1611
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,956
You still don't get it, man.
1612
01:12:08,023 --> 01:12:10,159
You can't unleash
shit, it's the crowd.
1613
01:12:10,225 --> 01:12:12,761
They're the ones with the
power, just be honest with them.
1614
01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:15,464
But we're just
recycling rock cliches.
1615
01:12:15,531 --> 01:12:16,832
We're not even a real band?
1616
01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:19,501
Says who, you're not
qualified to judge, remember?
1617
01:12:19,568 --> 01:12:21,270
For some of these kids,
you might be the first band
1618
01:12:21,336 --> 01:12:23,605
they've ever seen,
let them decide.
1619
01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:25,074
You really think so?
1620
01:12:25,140 --> 01:12:28,444
Damn straight, tomorrow I
want you to walk to that stage
1621
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:31,513
like Prim Death and play
it like you mean it.
1622
01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:36,318
We'll see if old Dave can't
send some mojo your way.
1623
01:12:36,385 --> 01:12:40,289
Get along, little
dogies. (scatting)
1624
01:12:41,457 --> 01:12:42,524
(punk mariachi music)
1625
01:12:42,591 --> 01:12:45,594
(pencil scratching)
1626
01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:54,169
(bird screeching)
1627
01:12:56,371 --> 01:12:59,041
It's either there or it isn't.
1628
01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:05,114
We need to go on that
stage and break ourselves
1629
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:07,015
just like the bands
that we idolized.
1630
01:13:12,154 --> 01:13:15,724
The best shows come from,
I don't have anything left.
1631
01:13:18,260 --> 01:13:19,895
Where is this gonna come from?
1632
01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:22,231
Take a shot of whiskey
and hit the stage.
1633
01:13:23,232 --> 01:13:26,335
(driving rock music)
1634
01:13:28,804 --> 01:13:30,472
RICH VOICEOVER: It was the
final show of the tour.
1635
01:13:30,539 --> 01:13:31,540
It was now or never.
1636
01:13:34,042 --> 01:13:36,879
We got to the stage and we
were shocked at what we saw.
1637
01:13:36,945 --> 01:13:38,914
People, and lots of them.
1638
01:13:38,981 --> 01:13:40,849
(speaking foreign language)
1639
01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:43,318
You guys are even better
than Chicago, Chicago blows.
1640
01:13:43,385 --> 01:13:46,121
(crowd cheering)
1641
01:13:50,225 --> 01:13:53,195
(driving rock music)
1642
01:14:04,072 --> 01:14:05,674
♪ Gringos ♪
1643
01:14:05,741 --> 01:14:08,844
♪ Ugly Americans came
piss in our streets ♪
1644
01:14:08,911 --> 01:14:10,379
♪ Gringos how we love them ♪
1645
01:14:10,445 --> 01:14:13,315
♪ Your abuse is such a treat ♪
1646
01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:15,417
♪ Come and get a hand job ♪
1647
01:14:15,484 --> 01:14:18,153
♪ At the Club Bambi ♪
1648
01:14:18,220 --> 01:14:22,758
♪ You don't know but your
taco's flavored with my DNA ♪
1649
01:14:22,825 --> 01:14:25,894
♪ Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's up everybody ♪
1650
01:14:25,961 --> 01:14:27,296
♪ I'm the Ugly American ♪
1651
01:14:27,362 --> 01:14:30,132
♪ I don't care who you
are or what you think ♪
1652
01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:32,067
♪ comprende amigos? ♪
1653
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,937
♪ Gringos, let's
go, you don't know ♪
1654
01:14:35,003 --> 01:14:37,606
♪ Riding in my limo,
smoking crack and blow ♪
1655
01:14:37,673 --> 01:14:39,141
♪ Steam train rocking ♪
1656
01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:41,877
♪ You work for me
and made me rich, lifes
a diss so suck on this ♪
1657
01:14:41,944 --> 01:14:44,079
♪ Peter Pan, make a wish ♪
1658
01:14:44,146 --> 01:14:46,682
♪ I'm the white man,
here's a twist ♪
1659
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:51,353
♪ Hey yeah, yeah, I'm a
white man, here's a twist ♪
1660
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:55,757
♪ Loudmouth, trenchmouth,
Ralph Malph, Blah, Blah ♪
1661
01:14:55,824 --> 01:15:00,329
♪ Eyesore, fucking parrot
dressed by Tommy Bahama♪
1662
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:04,633
♪ Fatass, belly, shorts
with black socks ♪
1663
01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:06,568
♪ You shoot golf
while your daughter ♪
1664
01:15:06,635 --> 01:15:09,338
♪ sneaks off to
throat our dogs ♪
1665
01:15:09,404 --> 01:15:11,740
♪ Ah what's up, that's right ♪
1666
01:15:11,807 --> 01:15:13,175
♪ The Ugly American is back ♪
1667
01:15:13,242 --> 01:15:14,409
♪ How come you
didn't listen to me ♪
1668
01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:18,614
♪ Now shut up, here we go ♪
1669
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,116
♪ I'm a corporated,
multi-layered bag of lies ♪
1670
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:22,084
♪ with straw ties ♪
1671
01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:23,285
♪ Big green eyes ♪
1672
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:25,587
♪ Like alligators,
manipulators, ♪
1673
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:27,990
♪ I'm a evil tax
evader, the perpetrator ♪
1674
01:15:28,056 --> 01:15:30,125
♪ I don't lie, I steal ♪
1675
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:31,526
♪ I'm broke this ain't no joke ♪
1676
01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:33,962
♪ I took a country on a bounty ♪
1677
01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:36,398
♪ With a shotgun double
barrel, shooting ducks ♪
1678
01:15:36,465 --> 01:15:37,766
♪ Like Colin Farrel ♪
1679
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,101
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1680
01:15:39,167 --> 01:15:40,035
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1681
01:15:40,102 --> 01:15:42,137
♪ Your worst export ♪
1682
01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,438
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1683
01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:44,539
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1684
01:15:44,606 --> 01:15:46,708
♪ In Bermuda shorts ♪
1685
01:15:46,775 --> 01:15:48,210
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1686
01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:49,344
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1687
01:15:49,411 --> 01:15:51,480
♪ Parlez Vous ♪
1688
01:15:51,546 --> 01:15:52,848
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1689
01:15:52,915 --> 01:15:53,982
♪ Gringos gringos ♪
1690
01:15:54,049 --> 01:15:57,286
♪ We love you ♪
1691
01:15:57,352 --> 01:15:58,253
(audience cheering)
1692
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,454
We may not wanna stop today
1693
01:15:59,521 --> 01:16:01,223
'cause you guys are
fucking awesome.
1694
01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:03,025
It was awesome.
Awesome, dude.
1695
01:16:03,091 --> 01:16:04,393
Best show here I've seen.
1696
01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:06,561
It was great man, hilarious.
1697
01:16:06,628 --> 01:16:09,197
It was so awesome.
It was fucking amazing.
1698
01:16:09,264 --> 01:16:11,199
Got on top of the tent,
and swinging around.
1699
01:16:11,266 --> 01:16:13,035
The show was amazing,
it definitely was.
1700
01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:15,070
There fucking
different, it's great.
1701
01:16:15,137 --> 01:16:15,971
Hell yeah.
1702
01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:17,172
It was great today.
1703
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:19,474
He's the only lead
singer I've ever seen
1704
01:16:19,541 --> 01:16:20,409
get in the pit.
1705
01:16:20,475 --> 01:16:22,444
Nobody does anything like this.
1706
01:16:22,511 --> 01:16:23,679
I'd pay to see them.
1707
01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:24,947
RICH VOICEOVER: We'd
finally pulled it off.
1708
01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:27,249
For these kids on
this particular day,
1709
01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:28,884
we were a real band.
1710
01:16:28,951 --> 01:16:30,385
It wasn't even anything we did.
1711
01:16:30,452 --> 01:16:32,187
There was no rhyme, no reason
1712
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:33,989
and very little talent involved.
1713
01:16:34,056 --> 01:16:37,159
But somehow the planets
aligned and we rocked.
1714
01:16:37,225 --> 01:16:38,727
It was fucking incredible.
1715
01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,562
The rush that you
get from performing
1716
01:16:40,629 --> 01:16:42,831
and having people
actually respond to it.
1717
01:16:42,898 --> 01:16:45,000
I'm not even drunk
and I'm feeling
1718
01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:46,401
this incredible happiness.
1719
01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:48,570
For 20 minutes or so
on a Sunday afternoon
1720
01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:52,207
in Minneapolis, I
am David Lee Roth.
1721
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:54,476
You play a good game
of tennis or something,
1722
01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:58,380
or you wash a car and you like
how you feel about yourself
1723
01:16:58,447 --> 01:17:00,082
and you like what
work you've done,
1724
01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:03,118
I think it just comes
clear after the good show,
1725
01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:05,620
we all could look at each
other and enjoy the moment.
1726
01:17:05,687 --> 01:17:08,156
You come out on the
road and it is hard.
1727
01:17:08,223 --> 01:17:11,426
It's not gonna be easy, but
if you follow your dream
1728
01:17:11,493 --> 01:17:12,761
it'll eventually come true.
1729
01:17:12,828 --> 01:17:15,263
When you wash your car
or when you play tennis?
1730
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:20,335
Look, it's like any
kind of struggle.
1731
01:17:20,402 --> 01:17:24,473
Something good is
waiting at the end.
1732
01:17:24,539 --> 01:17:28,010
Yeah, I think we did a
pretty good job, considering.
1733
01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:33,348
RICH VOICEOVER: The road
is a young man's game.
1734
01:17:33,415 --> 01:17:35,951
It's not just a rolling
party, it's hard work.
1735
01:17:36,018 --> 01:17:38,120
Too hard for the likes of me.
1736
01:17:38,186 --> 01:17:40,522
We'll never be rock
stars, but that's cool.
1737
01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:42,057
We'll always have that moment.
1738
01:17:42,124 --> 01:17:45,093
I figure if you can make a
lifelong dream come true,
1739
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:48,764
even if it's just for a few
minutes, you're doing okay.
1740
01:17:48,830 --> 01:17:50,365
LUIS: I think this whole thing
1741
01:17:50,432 --> 01:17:52,100
was just a great experience.
1742
01:17:52,167 --> 01:17:54,102
Like the Butthole Surfers said,
1743
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,004
"It's better to regret
something you have done,
1744
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:59,241
"than to regret something
you haven't done."
1745
01:17:59,307 --> 01:18:01,810
It was the greatest vacation
you could ever have.
1746
01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:05,213
You couldn't pay
for that experience.
1747
01:18:05,280 --> 01:18:06,481
Well that's what I'm saying.
1748
01:18:06,548 --> 01:18:10,619
You can't buy a spot
on the Warped Tour.
1749
01:18:13,822 --> 01:18:15,057
RICH VOICEOVER: Some
people listen to music.
1750
01:18:15,123 --> 01:18:16,591
Other people are
driven to make it.
1751
01:18:16,658 --> 01:18:19,327
But what drives those
of us with no talent
1752
01:18:19,394 --> 01:18:21,863
to perform at karaoke
nights across the planet?
1753
01:18:23,065 --> 01:18:25,834
Maybe it's hope, the
hope that we can be
1754
01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:29,237
who we wanna be,
that we can evolve
1755
01:18:29,304 --> 01:18:32,074
beyond our limitations
and become the people
1756
01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:34,810
that would make our
younger selves proud.
1757
01:18:34,876 --> 01:18:38,046
(audience applauding)
1758
01:18:40,882 --> 01:18:42,250
I got an award for
changing the most.
1759
01:18:42,317 --> 01:18:44,486
Let me say something,
I ain't changed at all.
1760
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:49,558
Van Halen fucking rules, y'all
have changed, that's right.
1761
01:18:50,959 --> 01:18:52,861
And maybe, just maybe,
it's the hope that we can
1762
01:18:52,928 --> 01:18:54,463
make this world a better place
1763
01:18:54,529 --> 01:18:56,631
by singing one from the heart.
1764
01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:00,535
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1765
01:19:00,602 --> 01:19:03,438
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1766
01:19:03,505 --> 01:19:05,474
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1767
01:19:05,540 --> 01:19:09,244
♪ From the bottom of my heart ♪
1768
01:19:09,311 --> 01:19:11,947
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1769
01:19:12,013 --> 01:19:13,348
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1770
01:19:13,415 --> 01:19:14,683
Good afternoon, Hypnotic.
1771
01:19:14,749 --> 01:19:16,751
May I ask who's calling?
1772
01:19:19,387 --> 01:19:23,325
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1773
01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:25,494
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1774
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,828
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1775
01:19:26,895 --> 01:19:30,565
♪ From the bottom of my heart ♪
1776
01:19:30,632 --> 01:19:32,601
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1777
01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,102
♪ I wanna wish you
a merry Christmas ♪
1778
01:19:34,169 --> 01:19:35,637
Did I ever fantasize about
the band actually making it?
1779
01:19:35,704 --> 01:19:38,006
I still fantasize about the
band actually making it.
1780
01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:40,142
Though I don't really
wanna admit it,
1781
01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:43,712
and I don't wanna pretend
that I take it seriously.
1782
01:19:43,778 --> 01:19:46,448
I would love for the
album to take off
1783
01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:47,949
and us to be able to go on tour
1784
01:19:48,016 --> 01:19:50,685
and play on "Saturday
Night Live" or something.
1785
01:19:50,752 --> 01:19:52,587
But I thought the
whole point was that,
1786
01:19:52,654 --> 01:19:56,791
that you realize life
on the road was not
1787
01:19:58,260 --> 01:20:00,595
beneficial for you, because
you missed your family life,
1788
01:20:00,662 --> 01:20:05,433
and you didn't like the whole
work of being on the road.
1789
01:20:05,500 --> 01:20:07,936
And now you're saying you
wanna go on tour again.
1790
01:20:09,371 --> 01:20:11,473
Hello. (laughing)
1791
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:13,575
She's right, I didn't
really like it.
1792
01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:16,244
(Amy laughing)
1793
01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:25,620
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1794
01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:26,621
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1795
01:20:26,688 --> 01:20:29,724
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1796
01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:31,092
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1797
01:20:31,159 --> 01:20:34,863
♪ Cerveza please, senorita ♪
1798
01:20:34,930 --> 01:20:39,000
♪ When the show's
over can I meet you ♪
1799
01:20:39,067 --> 01:20:42,971
♪ She's got such
flowing brown hair ♪
1800
01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:46,975
♪ She takes the stage
like Fred Astaire ♪
1801
01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:50,946
♪ They come from
miles just to see ♪
1802
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:54,616
♪ My Latin goddess in
the throes of ecstasy ♪
1803
01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:57,419
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1804
01:20:57,485 --> 01:20:58,353
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1805
01:20:58,420 --> 01:21:01,389
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1806
01:21:01,456 --> 01:21:02,657
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1807
01:21:02,724 --> 01:21:06,428
♪ Cerveza please, senorita ♪
1808
01:21:06,494 --> 01:21:10,332
♪ When the show's
over can I meet you ♪
1809
01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:14,369
♪ She's so beautiful and wise ♪
1810
01:21:14,436 --> 01:21:18,240
♪ I even like her
skinny thighs ♪
1811
01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:22,177
♪ I wanna ride her
through the night ♪
1812
01:21:22,244 --> 01:21:25,747
♪ So make sure her
saddle's tight ♪
1813
01:21:25,814 --> 01:21:28,683
♪ Hey ho, let's go ♪
1814
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:29,517
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1815
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:32,554
♪ He ho, let's go ♪
1816
01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:35,724
♪ To the donkey show ♪
1817
01:21:41,496 --> 01:21:44,232
(donkey braying)
1818
01:21:54,442 --> 01:21:57,078
♪ Louie, he was a butcher ♪
1819
01:21:57,145 --> 01:22:01,049
♪ He was the son
of a butcher too ♪
1820
01:22:01,116 --> 01:22:04,386
♪ He knew how to
treat the ladies ♪
1821
01:22:04,452 --> 01:22:08,356
♪ And the ladies all loved Lou ♪
1822
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:11,893
♪ Then one day he saw her ♪
1823
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:15,463
♪ A girl she was
called Lou-anne ♪
1824
01:22:15,530 --> 01:22:18,933
♪ Louie longed to date her ♪
1825
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,137
♪ But she was a strict vegan♪
1826
01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:25,840
♪ I wanna stick my
meat in your oven ♪
1827
01:22:25,907 --> 01:22:30,045
♪ Wanna stuff my
meat in your buns ♪
1828
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:33,415
♪ I make my livin'
selling meat ♪
1829
01:22:33,481 --> 01:22:37,185
♪ But I'd love to
give you some ♪
1830
01:22:37,252 --> 01:22:40,121
♪ Yes I'd love to
give you some ♪
1831
01:22:42,524 --> 01:22:46,361
♪ Space, to be made ♪
1832
01:22:46,428 --> 01:22:50,432
♪ A brilliant boy that was me ♪
1833
01:22:50,498 --> 01:22:51,966
♪ Space ♪
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