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Right now from every direction
we are facing a different storm.
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Who are these people, Fraser?
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Mods. That's Audrey Hemmings' brother.
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Of course, people are angry.
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After what we heard last week
about the cyber-attack,
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it is clear that this country
is under systematic assault.
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Firestorm.
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I want to know who it is,
and how we stop it.
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Who is your handler?
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You wanted a shortlist
of my preferred candidates.
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Now you have one.
I don't see the problem.
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Except for all of them being on
the hard right of the hard right.
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And Roger Hawkins?
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We need to hold the seat,
and I trust Robert's judgement.
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My job is to make sure you make
the best possible decision.
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Well, maybe that's something
overdue for reappraisal.
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This assault on me isn't happening
by unfortunate circumstances.
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It's your job they're trying to capsize.
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As long as Firestorm
is spewing its poison,
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this government will not tolerate that.
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Well, that's one fire snuffed out.
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Or have we stoked it?
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A firestorm is caused by baskets of
incendiaries and not a single bomb.
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Neither the silencing of a lone patriot,
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nor the disappearance of
one truth-telling journalist
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will stop the flames of truth
from spreading.
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Water may douse the flames,
but who controls the water?
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Think before you drink.
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Oh, my God, she has made me sound
like a complete and utter idiot.
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Well, I'm sure it's just...
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"Seemingly cloth-eared
to current debates
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on privilege and racial justice.
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She moans about the size
of the Downing Street flat
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and claims that her infamous comment
that posh, white girls
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do not belong in prison was not
understood in context."
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I made a joke about the flat because
the cameraman banged his head...
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Come on, it's just... newspapers.
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It's an absolute bloody disaster.
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Look, er... Firestorm is back.
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I have to go.
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Well, are they messing
with our water now?
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Fraser is looking into it,
Prime Minister.
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And who snatched Hari Misra?
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Ask the people
he pissed off with his scoops.
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Including us?
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Contrary to popular myth,
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- and social media...
- Maybe my wife's had him snatched
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and is overseeing his torture somewhere.
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That's what they're saying, I imagine.
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Misra's recent output
certainly means the finger
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will point at us to make us look bad.
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And you're sure that wasn't
your objective as well?
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A little strategic own-goal.
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Because I'm a bit doubtful as to
whose side anyone is on right now.
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We have done nothing to Hari Misra.
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Not to make you look bad,
or for any other reason.
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We failed to pick him up,
and even if we had got there first,
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we don't have an
assassination programme,
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as you know perfectly well.
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Well, I'm beginning to question
the merits of that.
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Especially when it comes to journalists.
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We can announce a change of policy
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on the Number 10 Twitter feed,
if you like?
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OK, keep me informed.
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Thanks. Problems with the water
down in Kent.
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Oh, yeah,
my brother mentioned that to me.
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Been on and off for a while now,
but the water company's saying
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the pressure is completely normal.
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Now there's stuff all over social
media saying it isn't safe to drink.
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Really? Do you think
it might be another...
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Water systems would be a prime
target for a cyber-attack.
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I'll speak to the intelligence chief.
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They haven't flagged
any malware in the system yet.
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We are clearly under attack from
a coalition of powerful state actors.
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And they seem to be taking turns
to occupy the driving seat.
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The Foreign Secretary is not wrong,
but first things first.
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My counterpart at the American Embassy
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has assured me that the Misra story
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we intercepted from his computer
about their involvement
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in the ship explosion in Kent was
fake news planted by the Chinese.
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And what do you think?
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We're still looking at the evidence.
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Well, early evidence suggests that
something odd went on down there.
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Fraser mentioned some kind
of sonic event.
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Tensions are very high between the
Yanks and the Chinese at the moment.
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But would the Americans really...
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Well, not deliberately.
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But they could have been making
a point to the Chinese
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about their underwater capacities
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especially with everything so
on edge in the South China Sea.
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And they did make it very clear
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that they were unhappy
with the drilling permissions
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that we granted
to the Jiayou Corporation.
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I want reprisals.
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Against the Americans?
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No, not them for now
until the facts are clearer.
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But identify some targets
from the other two
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- who we know are behind Ruin Britannia.
- The problem with that...
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I know the problems. Keep it largely
symbolic but not entirely pain-free.
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A few surgical strikes that will
make both Russia and China jump.
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A central bank, TV network...
use your imagination.
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I am not going to sit here
and take this.
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Did you ask the government
about Hari Misra?
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Yeah, they claim
they don't know anything.
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Maybe they don't.
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Right, I will say a few words,
announce your candidacy
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- and then hand over to you.
- What's all this about?
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No idea.
What's wrong with the tap water?
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Nothing, as far as I know.
What's a quantum algorithm?
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No idea.
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But I do know that you can
put the word "quantum"
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in front of any old bullshit and all
of a sudden it looks high status.
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Any chance of a photo?
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Good morning, everybody,
thank you for coming.
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As you can see,
with me is Francine Bridge.
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We'll take a few questions,
maybe five minutes,
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and then we really will have to move on.
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But I really appreciate you coming.
Over to Francine.
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Hey!
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Who's drunk all the water?
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There's water in the kettle still.
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You know I'm not drinking that.
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You don't believe all that crap that
they're poisoning us with equations,
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do you?
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Algorithms. Lin says it's
actually quite dangerous..
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Lin listens to Michael Buble,
refused to get her kids vaccinated,
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and is voting for that racist nonce.
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She's also my best mate
and Danny's godmother, so...
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I'm gonna go and get some bottled
stuff, just so we're sure.
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Bring me back a KitKat, then.
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Shut up, Kit-Kat.
You're meant to be on a diet.
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I've got a naturally high metabolism.
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- I don't need to diet.
- Ohh.
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Be nice to be able to see
your cock again, though, right?
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You tell me.
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It fell off last week
through lack of use.
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Danny! Gonna go to the shops?
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Are you really gonna drink that?
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Yeah.
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You're an idiot.
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Don't be a mean old Jezebel.
Get me a Kit-Kat!
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- Yeah, yeah. Danny!
- I'm coming!
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First they came with their
pills and vaccinations.
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Now it's the water. Ask yourselves this:
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why was the water supply suspended
for emergency work on the water...
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To carry out emergency work
on a water main?
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And why has the pressure been
so weird recently?
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Probably because someone's using
buried malware to manipulate it.
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They are making the data
in the water plants
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look normal to the technicians
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while lowering
the pressure to consumers.
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Going for a slow drip
rather than a drought,
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which is even more frustrating.
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As any man over 50 knows.
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No coincidence, I suppose,
they've chosen an area
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where a bitter election is taking place?
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Well, what's worrying me
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is that they've teamed up to hit back
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for this week's symbolic reprisals.
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Ganging up and showing off?
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Player One, world leaders
in sophisticated malware.
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Player Two, world leaders
in misinformation and chaos.
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Others turning the chips
in their pockets,
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waiting for the next spin of the wheel.
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Why did it start, though?
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Because that's what happens
when you have the weapons,
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and the conditions are right.
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Spark becomes flame becomes inferno.
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First World War could have been
Prussian railway timetables.
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On a happier note...
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you know how scientists
have developed weapons
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that can immobilise you
purely through a vile stench?
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I am familiar with the concept.
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They would struggle to find one
that has as an impact
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as strong as our new candidate
from Kent has
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on Anna Marshall's
delicate little schnoz.
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Have you ever actually been to Kent?
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As opposed to figuratively?
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Of course, I've actually been to Kent.
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I'm not talking
about a pint of prawns in Deal.
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I'm talking about Medway towns
where the real people live.
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Oh, bad news, Deal residents,
you don't actually exist.
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OK, I think it's a given that you two
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aren't gonna be sharing
a picnic hamper at Glyndebourne.
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Can we just focus on the issues in hand?
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Good call.
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The opposition will attack us,
if they have any sense,
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on the housing issue.
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Plus the water issue which has
suddenly emerged from nowhere.
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I'm not going to talk
about housing plans or water.
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You didn't put me in this seat
to fight clean, and you know it.
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So stop being hypocrites.
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You put me in it to defeat
a resurgent opposition
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from winning a seat
you can ill-afford to lose.
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This election is going to be about
one thing for me,
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and that is stopping Francine Bridge
from representing
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a constituency totally at odds
with her values.
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- Which values are those, then?
- Oh, what, you don't know?
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- Mimsy, lefty.
- Feminine?
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Chuck it in if you like, Archie,
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but I'll be appealing
to the female vote.
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One of the big mistakes
you make is to assume
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that everybody agrees with your
values when it's just a handful
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of media luvvies posting photos
of their negronis on Instagram.
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Negronis!
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It's all about
the Skinny Bitches now, Roger.
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They had an open goal, but they
gambled with her selection.
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- Fresh lime, not cordial, obvs...
- Anna.
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They're so desperate to get
her back into Parliament,
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it could be their undoing.
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She's gonna be soft
on all kinds of issues,
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which I intend to hit her with
again and again and again.
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And that's how we're
gonna win that seat.
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Don't make it about race, Roger.
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- Do not target that.
- Don't worry, Joseph,
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I have no intention of doing so.
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I won't need to.
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- Oh, hi, Rachel.
- Hi, Anna. I just...
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Don't dwell on it.
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She made me look like a
complete idiot. I trusted her.
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OK. Beginner's error.
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It's happened to us all.
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I did an interview once.
They used everything I said,
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but made me look like a simpering idiot.
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Which I'm not.
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Every joke, every suggestion
of irony. I'm funny, Anna!
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I know, you're a hoot.
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I'm a harpy, a racist...
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...the wicked witch pulling
her husband's strings,
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when everybody knows that's you.
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You'd be surprised.
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Well, he is a bit jealous, isn't he?
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- Of whom?
- Francine Bridge.
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He... He worries you prefer her
to Hawkins.
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Newsflash. I do.
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Yeah, but to Rob that's like saying
you prefer her to him.
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That's ridiculous.
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Listen, don't worry about
the response to the article.
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Well, I'm just never going to be enough.
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You know, the way I dress,
the way I speak,
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my body, the fact that I'm Jewish.
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Yeah, Jewish lawyer, to boot.
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Come on, you must be pulling strings
somewhere.
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Well, I had a Ukrainian oligarch
murdered to spare my blushes
245
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,416
over some bullshit
that wasn't even my fault,
246
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,560
so, you know, join the dots, sheeple.
247
00:13:34,529 --> 00:13:36,983
Maybe you need a break, or something.
248
00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:39,680
I don't know, go and visit Ellie?
249
00:13:43,485 --> 00:13:46,320
I don't think I can live in this
bloody flat for much longer.
250
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:50,496
Well, it's little more
than a matchbox, after all.
251
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,240
I literally feel like I'm going insane.
252
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,003
Talk to Robert.
253
00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:58,776
I can't. He's got too much on his plate.
254
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:03,120
Talk to him, though. It's not fair
what they're doing to you.
255
00:14:07,804 --> 00:14:09,736
Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
256
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:11,512
Thank you. Thanks.
257
00:14:13,325 --> 00:14:16,016
I'm gonna ask you a personal
question, so don't be offended,
258
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,296
but anything happening
between you and Misra?
259
00:14:18,664 --> 00:14:19,926
No.
260
00:14:20,806 --> 00:14:21,936
Had to ask.
261
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,906
But something really
bad's happened, Chris.
262
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,856
The fire at his office,
his disappearance, I just...
263
00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:30,256
- Get back to London!
- Poisoning our water!
264
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,296
Ah, it's like Burnley-on-Sea.
265
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,856
Spoken like a true woman of the people.
266
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:37,856
They're having a hard time deciding
if I'm a metropolitan elitist,
267
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,056
- or a Moss Side drug dealer.
- Bit of both, I'd say.
268
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:43,277
Chorlton, mate,
creative hub of Manchester.
269
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,896
There's a very ugly mood in this town.
270
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,534
And it's only going to get worse.
271
00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,826
Yes.
272
00:14:58,074 --> 00:15:00,352
I'm afraid I have some disturbing news,
273
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,538
linked to the water in Kent,
Prime Minister.
274
00:15:02,913 --> 00:15:04,929
And I was on such a winning streak.
275
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:08,997
A child in Rochester called Simon Drake
276
00:15:09,022 --> 00:15:11,312
has developed amoebic meningitis.
277
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,496
And that's different from erm...
278
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,182
It's caused by a bacteria
called Naegleria fowleri
279
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:20,056
that attacks the brain
and is almost always fatal.
280
00:15:20,804 --> 00:15:22,056
How did he catch it?
281
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:25,936
Well, you normally get it
by breathing contaminated water
282
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,028
through the nose.
283
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,917
- And had he?
- They're investigating.
284
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,760
It's very rare especially in the UK.
285
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,856
- They wouldn't...
- It could be a coincidence.
286
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,136
But it's been picked up on
by the trolls and the bots,
287
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,440
and they're exploiting it
to maximum effect.
288
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,180
Prepare the COBRA room.
289
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,640
First the ship. Now the water supply.
290
00:16:00,786 --> 00:16:03,856
Children are dying for this
government's experiments.
291
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,896
Luckily, we will soon have
an opportunity
292
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,000
to tell them what we think of them
at the polls.
293
00:16:08,566 --> 00:16:11,773
Justice for Simon. Vote nobody.
294
00:16:12,299 --> 00:16:13,859
What's that symbol they use?
295
00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:17,136
It's similar to an image used
by a Chilean fascist group
296
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,839
called Patria y Libertad in the
1970s, but they're long gone.
297
00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:24,824
- Chile?
- I recently reviewed Ellie's security.
298
00:16:26,344 --> 00:16:27,480
How is the child doing?
299
00:16:28,046 --> 00:16:30,320
ICU. Very poorly.
300
00:16:32,613 --> 00:16:35,736
- What's the water company saying?
- That the water is completely safe,
301
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,216
but that if people are worried,
to boil it and avoid inhaling it.
302
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,176
- Who inhales water?
- Showers etcetera.
303
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,576
The bacteria can't actually
be spread by drinking
304
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,560
because the stomach acid neutralises it.
305
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,336
Let me get this straight.
306
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,376
First, they fooled around
with the water supply.
307
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,496
Then they started a blizzard of rumours.
308
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:57,840
And now they are telling people
not to vote in the election.
309
00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:03,960
Get our bloody candidate
to drink a big glass of water.
310
00:17:03,985 --> 00:17:05,921
Now, there's a win-win scenario.
311
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,537
I'll get down there as soon as I can.
312
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,134
Is that such a good idea?
313
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,735
It worked for the solar storm.
We can't run from the people.
314
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,455
As Mussolini discovered
from the wrong end of a meat hook.
315
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,816
Enough with the wisecracks
and smart-alec replies.
316
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,736
- Does anybody see what is happening?
- We do...
317
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,210
It is one thing after another.
Death by a thousand cuts.
318
00:17:22,235 --> 00:17:24,368
They're not even asking for anything.
319
00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:29,896
It is like we've just become
a fucking game board for them.
320
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,080
That's exactly what it's like,
Prime Minister.
321
00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,280
Problem is, now that it's started...
322
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,607
...I'm not sure anyone
knows how this game ends.
323
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:42,336
Yeah, well, I'm not going to hide
behind a bunch of useless pawns.
324
00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:44,868
Hit back hard.
325
00:17:44,893 --> 00:17:48,133
- We've just done that.
- Then try again. Harder.
326
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:25,303
It's like bloody Nuremburg
down this close.
327
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:28,015
All these swastika things.
328
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,136
Nobody round here's gonna vote.
329
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,543
- I am.
- Good.
330
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:37,215
A kid's dying because of
what they're doing to the water.
331
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,240
There's one case.
332
00:18:38,265 --> 00:18:40,041
Believe what you want to believe.
333
00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:42,120
I've got more beliefs
in case you're interested.
334
00:18:42,676 --> 00:18:45,440
Vaccinations are a triumph
of medical science.
335
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,295
Our dad died before
one had a chance to save him.
336
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:51,695
And there's nothing in the water
apart from hydrogen, oxygen
337
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,320
and a little bit of fluoride to stop
your teeth from falling out.
338
00:18:54,652 --> 00:18:56,496
I'm not interested, Audrey.
339
00:18:56,714 --> 00:18:58,616
Just cos you went to college...
340
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,800
Yeah, I did go to college, Tina, yeah.
341
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,896
My dad wasn't a moron, and he
thought education was a good thing.
342
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,256
I'm proud I went to college,
actually, to stop me turning
343
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,589
into some two-bob,
conspiracy-peddling...
344
00:19:10,861 --> 00:19:12,952
Well, go on, love, say it.
345
00:19:13,287 --> 00:19:15,287
I know what you've always thought of me.
346
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:17,852
...muppet.
347
00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:22,022
You stuck-up little cow.
348
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:23,976
And give it a rest about your dad,
349
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,324
like he's the only person who ever died,
350
00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:28,056
and you're the only person who cares.
351
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,694
Fuck you.
352
00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:34,736
A lot of people think like she does.
353
00:19:35,271 --> 00:19:37,480
Can you blame them,
with this lot in power?
354
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,616
The boat going up all of a sudden,
and now this shit with the water?
355
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,656
There is no shit with the water.
356
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,240
Something's going on. How did
that kid get that Nigeria...
357
00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:49,160
Naegleria fowleri.
358
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:55,376
I don't know, Cary.
Maybe he jumped off a lock
359
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:58,576
into a filthy canal like you
always did when you were 15.
360
00:19:59,169 --> 00:20:00,775
Remember that kid
who ripped his bollocks off
361
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,381
on the submerged bicycle?
362
00:20:02,406 --> 00:20:04,616
God. Was that actually true,
363
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,895
- or did they just say it to scare us?
- I don't know.
364
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,915
- Worked, though.
- Well, there you are, then.
365
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,710
- Oh.
- Hello.
366
00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:15,535
Are you from
the local Labour Party? Thank you.
367
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:16,843
Cheers.
368
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,814
What do you think?
369
00:20:23,211 --> 00:20:24,416
Yeah, I think she'll win.
370
00:20:24,776 --> 00:20:27,056
She's got a better smile
than that Tory doughnut.
371
00:20:27,302 --> 00:20:28,816
You just fancy her.
372
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,535
I'm not gonna lie, I've
got the raging horn, mate.
373
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,376
Oh!
374
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,920
Eurgh, disgusting.
375
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,640
You sure there's nothing up
with the water?
376
00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:42,480
The water is safe. That's my
department, I really would know.
377
00:20:43,549 --> 00:20:45,456
Tina's just worried.
She's got a big heart.
378
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:49,880
That's all. And that kid with
all them tubes has really upset her.
379
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,129
OK. OK.
380
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:55,787
Big-hearted muppet.
381
00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:59,320
Oh, here comes a Tory muppet.
Good evening, Sir.
382
00:20:59,848 --> 00:21:01,896
Reckon I can keep these bastards
here for an hour at least.
383
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:07,056
So, I'm very undecided in this
election, and I was wondering if...
384
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,790
Mr Hawkins, do you think that water
in Kent is safe to drink?
385
00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,350
I've been assured that it is.
386
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:15,386
That's not the same
as saying it actually is.
387
00:21:15,539 --> 00:21:17,195
We're all assured that it is.
388
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:19,416
Francine Bridge made
a categoric statement...
389
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,776
Well, to be fair, it's probably cleaner
390
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,536
than the water where she comes from.
391
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,016
Hard as nails,
that water in the inner cities.
392
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,736
I doubt she's even tasted
our Kent water.
393
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,419
Cheers.
394
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,156
He said what?
395
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,753
No, tell me exactly.
396
00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:48,800
Right. I'll raise it directly
with the PM.
397
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:53,336
Drinking unclean water
is an obvious trope
398
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,816
- that she's not really British.
- Yes, but he said...
399
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,877
Oh, come on, Robert.
400
00:21:58,699 --> 00:22:01,216
One thing to be an opportunist,
quite another to be wilfully dense.
401
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,936
- Wilfully what?
- This is an absolute disgrace.
402
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,776
It's clear enough
what he was doing there.
403
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,976
It's completely unacceptable. Also,
404
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,261
what's with "I'm assured the water
is safe to drink"?
405
00:22:12,621 --> 00:22:14,102
- OK.
- OK, what?
406
00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:15,760
- OK, point taken.
- Point taken, and what?
407
00:22:15,785 --> 00:22:18,669
We'll make sure he doesn't overstep
the mark like that again.
408
00:22:19,794 --> 00:22:21,069
That's it?
409
00:22:21,315 --> 00:22:24,336
If you book a ride on a tiger, you
can't complain about its stripes.
410
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,474
I don't believe this.
411
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,124
I can't believe you
don't have a problem...
412
00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:29,295
Don't go there, Anna.
413
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,896
I don't take kindly to lectures
414
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,680
about what my reaction
should be to anything.
415
00:22:33,156 --> 00:22:35,412
The fact is, this is a hard fight,
416
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,575
- and he's our dog.
- Our dog whistle, you mean.
417
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:40,616
He's fighting a battle
based on social conservatism.
418
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,616
I agree with much of that.
419
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,096
I don't support
the identity extremists either,
420
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,216
but where he crosses the line,
we rein him in.
421
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,520
I would say he is over the line,
422
00:22:49,545 --> 00:22:51,920
- but still in earshot.
- Bollocks.
423
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,976
And that's what passes for debate
at St Paul's, is it?
424
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,129
Oh, spare me the self-made,
salt-of-the-earth patter, Joseph.
425
00:23:00,853 --> 00:23:03,536
Keep the speech about your
hardworking mum for party conference.
426
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,456
A bit envious
427
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,760
cos I actually have an audience
bigger than one?
428
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,480
Joseph, could you excuse us
for a moment?
429
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,975
Sure.
430
00:23:29,735 --> 00:23:32,216
How much of this is
because it's Francine?
431
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:34,856
- What?
- How much would you be complaining
432
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,560
if it wasn't your friend?
433
00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:43,512
Because I think you'd rather see her
back in Parliament
434
00:23:43,537 --> 00:23:44,865
than our candidate.
435
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,642
In fact, if you lived in Kent,
436
00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:50,695
I suspect you'd secretly vote
for her as well.
437
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,856
It's been well established
that I don't live in Kent,
438
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,096
I live in a box at the opera,
sneering at the proletariat
439
00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,259
with the rest of the toffee-nosed crew.
440
00:23:57,453 --> 00:23:59,655
This is so totally not the issue.
441
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,831
Isn't it?
442
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,776
We cannot lose this seat, Anna, not now.
443
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,216
We're living through
some crazy undeclared war
444
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,456
where we don't even know
what the enemy wants.
445
00:24:08,789 --> 00:24:11,136
The whole country is bubbling
with rumours
446
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,016
and suspicions fed by an internet
447
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,776
that we cannot even begin
to compete with.
448
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:19,440
So, I'm sorry, I'm really fucking
sorry, if your liberal sensibilities
449
00:24:19,465 --> 00:24:22,055
have been offended by
a heat-of-the-battle remark
450
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,896
about your precious little friend.
451
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,930
But this is politics. It's tough.
And it's going to get tougher.
452
00:24:26,955 --> 00:24:29,039
They were your sensibilities once,
Robert.
453
00:24:29,064 --> 00:24:30,976
Tough shit. This is now.
454
00:24:31,549 --> 00:24:33,122
If you can't get in line with that...
455
00:24:33,147 --> 00:24:34,393
Then, what?
456
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,360
Then, what?
457
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,480
Hello, Anna.
458
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,416
He's died.
459
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,360
Lin!
460
00:25:27,048 --> 00:25:28,295
Don't bother going in, Tina.
461
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:29,763
There's none left.
462
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:33,177
You can have a couple
of bottles of mine.
463
00:25:33,504 --> 00:25:35,896
- Are you OK?
- Yeah, thanks.
464
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,415
I'm still drinking tap water as you
can probably tell by my lizard tail.
465
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,400
Oh, same old Cary. Everything's a joke.
466
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,781
Same old Linda. Believe any old shit
she reads on the World Wide Web.
467
00:25:44,806 --> 00:25:46,175
There are kids dying, Cary.
468
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,896
- One kid has died.
- And that makes it OK?
469
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,456
Course it's not OK.
But we weren't always this crazy.
470
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,360
What the hell are we all coming to?
471
00:25:54,165 --> 00:25:55,655
Come on, let's go.
472
00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,402
He's not in a good place.
473
00:26:00,915 --> 00:26:03,016
I've never seen him so paranoid.
474
00:26:03,532 --> 00:26:05,056
Or tetchy.
475
00:26:05,409 --> 00:26:06,765
His wife?
476
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,296
Both his marriages are looking shaky.
477
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:13,162
So...
478
00:26:14,426 --> 00:26:17,376
I have been speaking to my equivalent
at the American Embassy.
479
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,176
The imagination boggles. What's he like?
480
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:26,536
She is a female John Bolton who also
has a PhD in geopolitical balancing.
481
00:26:26,811 --> 00:26:29,536
The Americans are very keen
we don't escalate things further.
482
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,096
Maybe we should blow up
half of Kentucky in revenge.
483
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,413
Things are extremely delicate
in the South China Sea.
484
00:26:38,046 --> 00:26:41,067
They think Beijing is about
to make a big, aggressive move.
485
00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:43,055
And you think this might
be connected to all that?
486
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,482
I don't know.
487
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,616
But I think a cyber war on a weak
country might not even be connected
488
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,120
to any specific thing we did
or could control.
489
00:26:52,798 --> 00:26:54,336
And that's the terrifying part.
490
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,280
We are not weak.
491
00:26:59,881 --> 00:27:03,531
We are significant, but not sovereign.
492
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,976
In their eyes,
sovereign is being able to survive
493
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,496
without a bigger boy
looking after you. And we can't.
494
00:27:14,930 --> 00:27:16,586
Hmm. Better go and eat worms?
495
00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:21,796
This water situation is terrifying.
496
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,760
That they can confect such panic
out of nothing.
497
00:27:25,051 --> 00:27:27,750
- The kid died.
- One kid, though.
498
00:27:28,324 --> 00:27:30,604
And God knows how he actually got it.
499
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,320
The rest is all smoke and mirrors.
500
00:27:34,643 --> 00:27:38,600
We think an outsourced rogue nation
hit the water supply,
501
00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:41,601
and a Russian hand is
pulling the Firestorm strings.
502
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,896
Hmph. If we are on our own,
503
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,191
attacked by all sides now...
504
00:27:47,846 --> 00:27:49,915
...we need a strong figure
on the bridge,
505
00:27:49,940 --> 00:27:52,240
not someone beset by paranoia.
506
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,472
You never fall out with him.
507
00:27:58,496 --> 00:28:00,387
I mean, we squabble
a bit but not like this.
508
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,221
Not when he threatens to...
509
00:28:04,076 --> 00:28:05,720
How's everything else?
510
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:09,800
Everything else.
511
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,545
Well...
512
00:28:14,804 --> 00:28:16,440
hot flushes.
513
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,080
- Ah.
- Absolute torment.
514
00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:26,703
They should call it something far worse.
515
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:34,840
But even that's not the main thing.
516
00:28:35,472 --> 00:28:36,950
What's the main thing?
517
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,160
This just isn't how
I thought I would get old.
518
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,274
I thought it would be graceful.
519
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,561
Dignified.
520
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,253
They keep...
521
00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:07,536
...mocking me for being this sneering...
522
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,520
elitist Brahmin, and I..
523
00:29:17,936 --> 00:29:19,816
I sometimes feel as if
I am looking at myself
524
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,766
and thinking, "The absolute
state of you, love."
525
00:29:23,423 --> 00:29:27,256
Now Robert says I would rather you
were elected than our candidate,
526
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,056
- and you know what?
- He's right?
527
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,696
You would. I mean, good.
528
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,056
Because Roger Hawkins
is a weapons-grade prick.
529
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,056
A prick that might lead
to me losing my job.
530
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,280
Come and work for me, then.
531
00:29:40,889 --> 00:29:42,214
I saw this thing.
532
00:29:42,239 --> 00:29:45,215
It said that Joseph Obasi was gonna
be the first black Prime Minister.
533
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,486
Yeah, he's a piece of work, too.
534
00:29:47,511 --> 00:29:51,842
He is what he is. But I thought,
"Not on my watch, mate."
535
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:54,170
I'm taking this all the way.
536
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,458
First black Prime Minister
isn't going to be a man.
537
00:30:00,438 --> 00:30:02,518
- Just one problem.
- Mm?
538
00:30:03,442 --> 00:30:07,216
You've got to get your party to
accept a woman as leader first.
539
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:13,946
You asked me to come
and work for you once.
540
00:30:15,159 --> 00:30:16,840
"Change your life, Anna.
541
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,623
That party doesn't have room
for people like you anymore.
542
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:23,031
Come and work with me."
543
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:36,782
Do not say you were not warned.
544
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,896
They are poisoning the children
with modified water.
545
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,656
These are the facts.
546
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:44,376
The sick children have suffered
a rare side effect
547
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,175
and are collateral damage.
548
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,656
Something has been placed
in the water supply
549
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,656
to adjust the minds of young people
550
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,038
and make them more
susceptible to quantum...
551
00:30:52,063 --> 00:30:53,004
Oh, God.
552
00:30:53,029 --> 00:30:55,127
This will get my sister-in-law going.
553
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,616
You know what you have to do.
554
00:30:58,143 --> 00:31:00,136
Fight fire with fire!
555
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,430
You know what the targets are!
556
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,736
A thousand sparks create a firestorm!
557
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,896
Burn it all down!
558
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,640
Burn it down!
559
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:56,496
Burn it down! Burn it down!
Burn it down!
560
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,016
Burn it down! Burn it down!
561
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:01,256
Burn it down!
562
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,976
Don't do this.
563
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,574
It's madness.
564
00:32:04,612 --> 00:32:06,788
Please, come home!
565
00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:09,409
For fuck's sake. Stop it!
566
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,456
Tina, stop it.
567
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,976
This has to stop now.
568
00:32:23,884 --> 00:32:25,136
I'm scared.
569
00:32:25,284 --> 00:32:26,600
I know.
570
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,736
I'm so sick of it.
I am so sick of being scared.
571
00:32:31,103 --> 00:32:33,016
I don't want Danny to die.
572
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:36,960
He's at home in his bedroom on his
PlayStation. He's not going to die.
573
00:32:38,532 --> 00:32:39,640
Your hands.
574
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,186
I love you.
That's all we need, isn't it?
575
00:32:48,237 --> 00:32:50,280
B-Side - Baby, You're A Rich Man.
576
00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:54,446
I told you not to drink that water.
577
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,000
Take me home.
578
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,216
- Thank you.
- No worries.
579
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,055
Have you seen the TV?
580
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,160
They're burning things down in Kent.
It's like anarchy. Really scary.
581
00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:22,876
What the fuck are you even doing?
582
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:27,960
One: don't swear at me.
Two: don't say "even" in that context.
583
00:33:27,985 --> 00:33:30,881
Three: Don't put crap like this
in the window.
584
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,727
- Wait, wait, wait...
- Don't you "wait" me.
585
00:33:33,752 --> 00:33:37,939
Quantum fucking algorithms.
It doesn't mean anything!
586
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,330
They burned down Francine's
election offices in Kent.
587
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,257
So what?
588
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:45,055
The planet's been burning
for long enough.
589
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,976
All the political parties are the same.
590
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,440
Maybe people will listen for a change.
591
00:33:54,361 --> 00:33:56,441
This is completely insane.
592
00:33:59,864 --> 00:34:02,776
Serious arson attacks in Kent overnight.
593
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:07,016
Shops, especially chemists,
and a couple of GP surgeries.
594
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,936
Local government buildings,
even a few police stations.
595
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:11,856
Phone masts were also attacked.
596
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:15,096
The casualties largely in flats
above properties stand at five.
597
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,256
All this was achieved with lies
about a quantum algorithm.
598
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,936
All the main news outlets
have carried reports
599
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,764
that the water is safe, but er...
600
00:34:23,482 --> 00:34:24,860
people are still burning things.
601
00:34:24,885 --> 00:34:27,775
There's something deep-rooted
in the national psyche
602
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:31,256
when it comes to arson. I'm sure
it gets the dopamine flying.
603
00:34:31,762 --> 00:34:34,560
There's a Firestorm meme
doing the rounds.
604
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,004
Yeah, I've seen it.
605
00:34:36,029 --> 00:34:38,925
Our candidate in Kent
has retweeted it in an attempt...
606
00:34:38,950 --> 00:34:40,854
Tell him to delete that immediately.
607
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,856
We have.
He has so far failed to respond.
608
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,367
That tiger ride is going smoothly, then.
609
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,776
Seriously. He's posting stuff
probably spread by a hostile force.
610
00:34:56,109 --> 00:34:58,480
Not very local, is it?
611
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,680
- She's right.
- It's definitely an attack line.
612
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,176
- I'll deal with it.
- Can I posit a scenario?
613
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,120
What happens if he goes so
far that we have to suspend him?
614
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,392
It's too late
to nominate another candidate.
615
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:16,082
This is the masterplan, then, is it?
616
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,867
We have to stop this.
617
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,496
No more revenge attacks
on banks and assets, though.
618
00:35:24,976 --> 00:35:27,657
That clearly has just fed the beast.
619
00:35:28,425 --> 00:35:30,096
The Americans have
made it clear that they...
620
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,896
Fuck the Americans.
621
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,876
They're probably watching this shitshow
622
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,295
with as much interest as anyone else.
623
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,096
Organise a press conference for 4pm.
624
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,696
Time to go public
with who we think is behind this.
625
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,491
We present a committed face.
626
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,320
I think the Home Secretary would be
better in the circumstances.
627
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,320
Fine. We'll do a joint conference.
628
00:36:10,506 --> 00:36:12,546
Roger!
629
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,936
- Ever been in the Foreign Office, Rog?
- Can't say I have.
630
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,096
Splendid, isn't it?
631
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,080
Fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat.
632
00:36:23,498 --> 00:36:26,496
Now I need you to do me
a bit of a favour.
633
00:36:26,675 --> 00:36:28,736
- What's that?
- Stop being a cunt.
634
00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:32,194
- I'm sorry?
- Big ask, I know.
635
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,696
It doesn't matter if a Crypto-communist
636
00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,656
like Anna Marshall doesn't care for you.
637
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,936
That's a given. But if you lose Joe
Obasi, you're on shaky ground.
638
00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:44,816
- I think I can handle him.
- Do you, now?
639
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,960
I do, yes, but thanks for the
advice, Archie, all the same.
640
00:36:50,946 --> 00:36:54,016
Well, look,
let me float a different scenario.
641
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,600
What do you think happens
if you lose me?
642
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,856
The Home Secretary asked you
to delete the meme.
643
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,647
So delete the meme.
644
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,776
It's not an endorsement.
645
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,530
I just like it.
646
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,376
It's garbage,
but that's neither here nor there.
647
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,080
Delete the meme and apologise.
648
00:37:14,019 --> 00:37:17,139
No wonder people say
you're a spent force.
649
00:37:18,907 --> 00:37:20,512
People say that, eh?
650
00:37:21,602 --> 00:37:23,216
Have you ever heard that,
651
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,536
when you're racing the dawn
back to the crypt, Motty?
652
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,736
No. I've heard you called lots
of things, Archie, but not that.
653
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,200
Be sure to tell me if you do.
654
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:36,800
Would you care to put it to the test?
655
00:37:39,079 --> 00:37:40,855
What's your game, Roger?
656
00:37:41,574 --> 00:37:43,096
My game?
657
00:37:43,699 --> 00:37:47,873
I would really advise you not
to play with matches, my friend.
658
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,160
But I'm not your friend, Archie.
659
00:38:03,644 --> 00:38:05,195
He's not going to delete it.
660
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:09,576
- Maybe Anna is right.
- What?
661
00:38:09,906 --> 00:38:12,576
Call Division 45. Archie's been hacked.
662
00:38:15,651 --> 00:38:17,136
Why did you forgo the opportunity
663
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,536
to appear on the podium
alongside the PM later?
664
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,376
I have to go to Scotland.
665
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,616
It's not like you to shun the limelight.
666
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,376
What are you scheming at now,
you crafty...
667
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,572
It's the anniversary of my son's death.
668
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,793
Marianne and I always go to
the site to lay a wreath.
669
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,772
- I didn't know.
- Because I don't talk about it much.
670
00:38:38,966 --> 00:38:43,185
He was on a Royal Marines live-fire
training exercise.
671
00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:46,761
Nobody's fault.
672
00:38:48,479 --> 00:38:52,226
But, anyway... Stephen died.
673
00:38:54,252 --> 00:38:55,693
I'm very sorry.
674
00:38:59,312 --> 00:39:01,019
Yes, it was sad.
675
00:39:03,669 --> 00:39:05,856
Keep an eye on his social media
676
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,496
because I can definitely
smell smoke rising
677
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,840
from under Roger Hawkins' feet.
678
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,081
What's going on?
679
00:39:38,016 --> 00:39:41,160
- Security says you're...
- I have to go. I can't stay.
680
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:43,736
- Or I will go insane.
- Go where?
681
00:39:44,197 --> 00:39:46,336
I'm going to go and visit Ellie
in Chile.
682
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,136
No, no, no. Chile's not safe.
683
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,376
Why not? Some of those arsonists
684
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,336
were wearing masks with my face on them.
685
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,816
Wicked Witch T-shirts. It...
686
00:39:57,112 --> 00:39:59,176
We're gonna go horse-riding
in the Andes,
687
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,652
- and you know, just...
- You, Ellie and the Anarchist.
688
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,120
It's like the High Chaparral.
689
00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:08,696
The Anarchist is ancient history.
690
00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,056
And nobody remembers the High Chaparral.
691
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,450
Well, I do.
692
00:40:22,201 --> 00:40:26,496
It was... Anna's suggestion, actually.
693
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,975
- And, you know, suddenly I thought...
- You spoke to Anna?
694
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,080
Yeah. She suggested
going to visit Ellie just to...
695
00:40:31,105 --> 00:40:32,148
What?
696
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,776
- Well, it's a sensible idea...
- You talked to Anna before me?
697
00:40:36,791 --> 00:40:38,416
Yeah, but it wasn't like that.
698
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,741
Oh, this is great.
This really is revenge.
699
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,190
You have to hand it to her.
700
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,976
She knows how to stab
from every direction.
701
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,896
- Rob, no, we were just talking and...
- I've lost her loyalty.
702
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,241
It's gone.
703
00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:54,296
All because I reinstated Archie
704
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,240
and overruled her on Hawkins.
705
00:40:57,586 --> 00:40:59,333
She's a fucking mole.
706
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,874
She's working for them.
For the opposition.
707
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,336
So, as we await the
government press conference
708
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,536
on the wave of arson attacks last night,
709
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,696
I can confirm that Roger Hawkins,
710
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,816
the Conservative candidate in Kent,
711
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:18,096
has not deleted a tweet associated
with the Firestorm campaign.
712
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,376
And in a move likely to deeply
embarrass the Prime Minister...
713
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:25,680
he has also said he will not be
drinking tap water as a precaution.
714
00:41:33,114 --> 00:41:34,816
Hawkins is going to flip on us.
715
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,520
I think you're right.
716
00:41:42,279 --> 00:41:43,999
That was a good point earlier...
717
00:41:45,140 --> 00:41:48,776
...about the opposition
using the attack line against us.
718
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,840
Anyone might think it was something
you did in your spare time.
719
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,296
Don't worry. If I were going
to do that, I would make sure
720
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,736
- I was handsomely paid for it.
- Don't ever speak to my wife again!
721
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,198
What?
722
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,456
Erm... shall we discuss
how we parcel this out?
723
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,176
- I think you need to lead with...
- No, no, it's OK, Anna.
724
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:13,816
We have this. Why don't you
just go off and leak to Francine?
725
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:15,576
- What?
- Fidelity.
726
00:42:16,007 --> 00:42:18,083
It never was your strong suit, was it?
727
00:42:21,653 --> 00:42:23,096
Fuck you, Robert!
728
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,171
- You're fired.
- No, I resign.
729
00:42:42,063 --> 00:42:43,656
Cerberus.
730
00:42:44,209 --> 00:42:45,990
You know what that means, don't you?
731
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,600
The multi-headed dog that stands
at the gates of hell.
732
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,456
Get me the Prime Minister immediately.
733
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,296
He's about to do the news conference.
734
00:42:55,951 --> 00:42:56,960
Stop him.
735
00:42:58,843 --> 00:43:00,259
Get the Prime Minister.
736
00:43:27,824 --> 00:43:29,431
Good afternoon, everyone.
737
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,576
Justice for Simon. Vote nobody.
738
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:07,600
Hit back hard.
739
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:14,160
I have to go. Or I will go insane.
740
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,656
She's a fucking mole.
741
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Fuck you, Robert! I resign!
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