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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:49,591 My name is ash, and I am a slave. 2 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:56,098 Close as I can figure it, the year is 1300 a.D., 3 00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:58,350 and I'm being dragged to my death. 4 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:00,352 It wasn't always like this. 5 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,689 [Had a real life once. 6 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,733 A job. 7 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,257 Ash to price check four. 8 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,825 Um, hardware, aisle 12. 9 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,369 Shop smart. Shop s-mart. 10 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:20,664 I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. 11 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:26,878 Together, we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. 12 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,969 It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place 13 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,805 to translate and study his latest find... 14 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,100 Necronomicon ex mortis, 15 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,728 the book of the dead. 16 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:47,983 Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, 17 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:52,571 this ancient sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites, 18 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:57,075 funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages. 19 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:01,079 It was never meant for the world of the living. 20 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,708 The book awoke something dark in the woods. 21 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,799 It took Linda. 22 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,345 And then it came for me. 23 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,973 It got into my hand and it went bad. 24 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:22,809 So I lopped it off at the wrist. 25 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,777 But that didn't stop it. It came back. 26 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,197 Big time. 27 00:02:52,631 --> 00:02:53,799 My god! 28 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,093 How do you stop it? 29 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,776 Surround the stranger! 30 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,700 All right, you men, fall in! 31 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,581 All 0' ya, keep apace! 32 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,667 Where in the hell... 33 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,885 Stand fast, hellhound! 34 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,764 Now, now. Easy now, chief. 35 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:26,016 I don't know how I got here, 36 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:30,061 and, uh, uh, I... I'm not looking for any trouble. 37 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:35,025 What a piece of armor this is! 38 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:37,402 Wise man! 39 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:41,031 Fall back! Come on, all you men. Back on your horses. Come on! 40 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,287 My lord, I believe he is the one written of in the necronomicon. 41 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,664 He who's prophesized to fall from the heavens 42 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,375 and deliver us from the terrors of the deadites. 43 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,586 What, that buffoon? 44 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,004 Likely, 45 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,757 he's one of Henry's men! 46 00:04:59,883 --> 00:05:02,552 Kneel, rapscallions! 47 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,139 I say to the pit with him! 48 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,934 You shall soon learn the horrors of the pit. 49 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,853 To the pit! 50 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,522 You miserable bast... 51 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,108 Get him! Get off of me! 52 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:20,445 Let me go! 53 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,447 Chain him! 54 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,786 You're gonna have a little bit of wee fun, mate. 55 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,455 To the castle! 56 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,878 Pick up your feet! Stop draggin' your feet! 57 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,297 Come on! Move along! 58 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,674 Come on, now. 59 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,553 Come on, pick it up. Have a taste of this! 60 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,063 All right, you men, you got something to look forward to 61 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:57,983 when you get back to the castle. 62 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:02,279 Lord Arthur approaches! Raise the portcullis! 63 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:08,159 Lord Arthur! Lord Arthur approaches! 64 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,792 That's lovely, isn't it? Move it in. 65 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,086 Move it, you worthless... 66 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,131 Get on! 67 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,400 Move it up, boys. 68 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:41,818 God save the king! 69 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,237 God save the king. We love him! 70 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,035 Arthur! He's back! 71 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:54,831 Lord Arthur, where is my brother? Did he not ride with you? 72 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,208 Aye, and fought valiantly. 73 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,795 But last night he fell in battle to Duke Henry's men. 74 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,048 I'm sorry, Sheila. 75 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,216 Come on. 76 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,637 You cretin! Stop it, you bastard! 77 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:11,806 You barbarian! 78 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,435 Oh, no! Stop it! Stop it! 79 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:17,604 Get outta here, you little brat! 80 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,779 Foul thing! A pox on you, brute! 81 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,949 Thou art a murderer! A black murderer! 82 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,414 My brother's death shall be avenged! 83 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:52,931 Company, halt! 84 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,478 Get that yoke off 'im! 85 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,232 Kill them! 86 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,777 Put them into the pit! 87 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,537 You, sir, are not one of my vassals. 88 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,248 Who are you? 89 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:20,792 Who wants to know? 90 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,129 I am Henry the red, 91 00:08:24,212 --> 00:08:28,675 Duke of shael, lord of the northlands and leader of its peoples. 92 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:32,470 Well, hello, Mr. Fancy pants. 93 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,097 I got news for you, pal. 94 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,141 You ain't ieadin' but two things right now, 95 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,019 Jack and shit, and Jack left town. 96 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,603 Shut your bleedin' hole! 97 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:43,314 Gentlemen, lord Arthur! 98 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,492 There is an evil awakened in this land, 99 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:59,539 and while my people fight for their very souls against it, 100 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,042 you, Henry the red, wage war on us! 101 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,918 Charlatan! 102 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:09,132 It was you who first turned your swords on us! 103 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,510 And this evil has befouled my people as well! 104 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,513 Your people are no better than the foul corruption 105 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:17,932 that lies in the bowels of that pit. 106 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:20,018 Right, you're no better. 107 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,854 May god have mercy upon your souls. 108 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:41,122 God's name! What hell-spawned thing lurks there? 109 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:50,131 Into the pit with those bloodthirsty sons of whores! 110 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,176 No! No! 111 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,137 No, no! 112 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,377 0h! Heavenly god! 113 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:32,590 He's escaping! 114 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,260 - Hold to! - Hold him! 115 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:06,790 Who's next? 116 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,043 It's him. Aye, he trembles! 117 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,338 They don't look so clever now, do they? 118 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:16,426 He's frightened! He's frightened white! 119 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,428 Whoa! Whoa! 120 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,307 Wait a minute. Hold it. 121 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:26,144 Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man. 122 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,689 I never even saw these assholes before. 123 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,774 - Get him in there! - He trembles! 124 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,443 He's begging! 125 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,820 What are you waitin' for? 126 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,988 Henry! 127 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,907 You gotta tell him you don't know me. 128 00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,658 We never met. Tell him. 129 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,872 I do not think he'll listen, lad. 130 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,042 Look. 131 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:52,128 I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy. 132 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,934 I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy. 133 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:04,450 How do you like the pit? Isn't the pit wonderful? 134 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,428 Why, you... 135 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,018 Spikes. 136 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:33,104 Hey! He says, "spikes." Give him spikes! 137 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:50,038 Make way! Strange one! 138 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,301 Strange one! 139 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:10,975 Yes! 140 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,786 Damn you. Damn you! 141 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,456 You know, your shoelace is untied. 142 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,260 All right. 143 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:12,305 Who wants some? 144 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,309 Who's next, huh? 145 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,436 How 'bout it? 146 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,023 Who wants some, huh? 147 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,108 Who wants to have a little? 148 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,365 You. You want some more? 149 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:34,452 Huh? 150 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,122 You want a little? 151 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,794 Do ya? Do ya want some more? 152 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,297 Huh? Huh? 153 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,481 Now get on those horses and get outta here. 154 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,236 Let 'em go! 155 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,718 Halt! 156 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,556 Thank you, generous hosts! 157 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,684 Sword boy! 158 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:51,070 For that arrogance, I shall see you dead. 159 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,790 Yeah. 160 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,544 All right, you primitive screw heads, listen up. 161 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:08,963 See this? 162 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,884 This is my boom stick! 163 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,513 It's a 12-Gauge, double-barreled Remington. 164 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,890 S-mart's top of the line. 165 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:23,019 You can find this in the sporting goods department. 166 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,731 That's right, this sweet baby was made in grand rapids, Michigan. 167 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,567 Retails for about $109.95. 168 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:34,405 It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. 169 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,575 That's right, shop smart. 170 00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,579 Shop s-mart. You got that? 171 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,265 - Yes, sir. Right. - Yes, sir. 172 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,374 Now I swear... 173 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,085 The next one of you primates... 174 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,088 Even touches me... 175 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,287 Now, let's talk about how I get back home. 176 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,821 I prithee to forgive me, m'lord. 177 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,782 I believed thee one of Henry's men. 178 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,285 First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. 179 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,372 Blow. 180 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,837 So what's the deal? Can you send me back or not? 181 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,506 Only the necronomicon has the power. 182 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,050 An unholy book which we also require. 183 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:21,887 Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. 184 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,015 Only you, the promised one, can quest for it. 185 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:29,103 I don't want your book. I don't want your bullshit. 186 00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,439 Just send me back to my own time. Pronto, today, chop... 187 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,661 You shall die! 188 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,670 You shall never obtain the necronomicon! 189 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:59,717 We shall feast upon your souls! 190 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,533 It's a trick. Get an axe. 191 00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:33,959 Guards, guards, stop it! 192 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,062 - Catch the witch! - Death to the witch! 193 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,713 Witch: Have some porridge! 194 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,009 My eyes! I'm blind! Oh, god, I'm blind! 195 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,304 No, don't! 196 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,602 Yo, she-bitch. 197 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,271 Let's go. 198 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,608 Ya-hoo. 199 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,713 If the necronomicon fell into the hands of the deadites, 200 00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:22,299 all mankind will be consumed by this evil. 201 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,927 Now will thou quest for the book? 202 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,150 That one. 203 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:08,762 Groovy. 204 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,961 What's the matter? You raised in a barn? 205 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,111 Shut the door. 206 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:29,033 Probably was raised in a barn with all the other primitives. 207 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,294 The wise men say that thou art the promised one. 208 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,927 'Tis said that thou wilt journey for the book to help us, 209 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,638 and that thou wilt lead our people against the evil. 210 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:53,974 The only reason I'm going to get the book is to get home. 211 00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:02,524 I believe that thou wilt be leaving in the morning. 212 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,985 Don't touch that, please. Your primitive intellect 213 00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:07,154 wouldn't understand alloys and compositions 214 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:10,574 and things with molecular structures in the... 215 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:15,704 What are you doin' here anyway? 216 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,666 I wanted to say that all of my... 217 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,376 All of my hopes and prayers go with you, 218 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,753 and I made this for thee. 219 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,590 Good, I could use a horse blanket. 220 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,073 Give me some sugar, baby. 221 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:01,875 Hiyah! 222 00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:04,378 Come on, boy! 223 00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:07,756 Hiyah! 224 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:27,818 Steady now. Whoa. 225 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,491 What? What is it? 226 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:37,286 This path will lead you to an unholy place. 227 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:38,912 A cemetery. 228 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,749 There the necronomicon awaits. 229 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,629 When thou retrievest the book from its cradle, 230 00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:51,842 you must recite the words, "klaatu barada nikto." 231 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:55,679 Klaatu barada nikto. Okay. 232 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,347 Well, repeat them. 233 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,350 Klaatu barada nikto. 234 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,435 Again! 235 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,728 I got it, I got it! 236 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,147 I know your damn words, all right? 237 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,900 Now you get this straight, the both of you. 238 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,444 If I get that book, you send me back. 239 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:14,073 After that, I'm history. Hiyah! 240 00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:55,405 What is it, boy? 241 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,255 Come on! 242 00:27:20,931 --> 00:27:22,057 Come on! 243 00:27:28,689 --> 00:27:29,773 Come on! 244 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,025 Come on, you! 245 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:20,008 Hey, let's scare this guy good! Come on. 246 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,347 Ramming speed! 247 00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,357 Ready, aim, fire! 248 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,402 Get away! 249 00:29:39,361 --> 00:29:40,487 Whoa! 250 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,823 Oh, god! Oh, no! Oh... 251 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,243 Oh! You lousy little... 252 00:29:47,661 --> 00:29:48,912 Oh, no! 253 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,415 Oh, no! Oh, my! 254 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,293 Lift up! 255 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:14,521 Whoa! 256 00:30:15,272 --> 00:30:18,608 London bridge is falling down, 257 00:30:18,692 --> 00:30:24,239 falling down, falling down, 258 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:27,159 My fair lady. 259 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,131 Is he up? How is he? 260 00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:43,258 Hey, he's gettin' up. 261 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,600 What a horrible nightmare. 262 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:57,147 Wait a minute. Oh, god! 263 00:30:58,065 --> 00:31:00,067 I can't move! 264 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:08,367 And go! 265 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:10,035 Open wide. 266 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,414 Geronimo! 267 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,667 Hooray! Hooray! 268 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,440 Oh! 269 00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:48,407 Okay, little fellow. How about some hot chocolate, huh? 270 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,294 How'd you like the taste of that, huh? 271 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,588 How'd you like the ta... 272 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:16,101 Let me out! 273 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:22,899 Oh, dear god, it's growing bigger! 274 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:43,420 I'm blind. I'm blind. 275 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:50,093 Yip, yip, yeooh! 276 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,098 Oh, hey! Where are you takin' me? 277 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,941 What are you? 278 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,110 Are you me? 279 00:33:08,111 --> 00:33:11,823 I'm bad ash, and you're good ash. 280 00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:13,783 You're goody little two-shoes. 281 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,507 You're a goody little two-shoes, 282 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:16,995 goody little two-shoes... 283 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:23,668 Little goody two-shoes little goody two-shoes, 284 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,587 little goody two-shoes. 285 00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,676 Little goody two-shoes. 286 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:47,484 Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun. 287 00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,549 That'll teach you. Yeah, that'll teach you. 288 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,804 You shall never retrieve the necronomicon! 289 00:34:57,887 --> 00:35:00,849 You'll die in the graveyard before you get it! 290 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:02,559 Hey, uh... 291 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:04,853 What's that you got on your face? 292 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:05,979 Huh? 293 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:08,064 I'll come back for you! 294 00:35:16,406 --> 00:35:17,741 Hyah! 295 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:20,952 Come on, boy! 296 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,671 Hiyah! 297 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:41,116 Three books? 298 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,831 Wait a minute. Hold it. 299 00:36:48,164 --> 00:36:51,167 Nobody said anything about three books. 300 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,421 Like, what am I supposed to do? 301 00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:58,633 Take one book, or all books, or, or what? 302 00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,513 Well. 303 00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,195 Whoa. Wrong book. 304 00:38:57,085 --> 00:38:58,169 You! 305 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:00,672 I'll get back to you. 306 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:03,883 Well... 307 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,804 Seems fairly obvious. 308 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,519 Wait a minute, the words. 309 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,062 All right, all right, all right. 310 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,772 Say the words. 311 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:25,321 Klaatu barada... 312 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,998 Necktie. 313 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,792 Nectar, nickel. 314 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:41,713 Noodle. It's an "n" word. 315 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,673 It's definitely an "n" word. 316 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:48,177 It was definitely an "n" word. 317 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,776 Klaatu barada... 318 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,501 Okay, then. 319 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:22,962 That's it. 320 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,225 Hey. Wait a minute. 321 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:40,688 Everything's cool. I said the words. I did! 322 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,901 No, wait! Oh! 323 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:55,495 You people, seek cover! To the parapet! 324 00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:58,581 Seek your children! 325 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,751 Steady the horses! 326 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,921 Something's wrong. Something's amiss. 327 00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,872 Where'd you go? Where'd you g... 328 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,576 Oh! I'll crush ya! 329 00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,162 I'll mash ya into paste, you bony cretins... 330 00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,100 Hyah! 331 00:42:44,145 --> 00:42:46,689 I'm through being their garbage boy. 332 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:47,774 I did my part. 333 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:50,902 Now I want back, like in the deal. 334 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,320 Hyah! 335 00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,042 Live... 336 00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:10,129 Again. 337 00:43:19,847 --> 00:43:22,350 There! The promised one! 338 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,393 The promised one's returned! 339 00:43:24,477 --> 00:43:27,146 Raise the portcullis! 340 00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:31,859 Welcome home! 341 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,238 We're saved! 342 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:37,240 The necronomicon! 343 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:39,575 Truly he is the promised one! 344 00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:41,911 He's brought the necronomicon! 345 00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:43,871 - How are ya? - He's brought the book! 346 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,331 Yeah, great, great. 347 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,541 Good boy! 348 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,126 Get the fuck outta my face! 349 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:56,259 The necronomicon, quickly. 350 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:58,719 Did you bring the necronomicon? 351 00:43:59,387 --> 00:44:01,139 Yeah, it's, it's just that... 352 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,265 Just what? 353 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:05,768 Nothin'. Here. 354 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,069 Now send me back. Like in the deal. 355 00:44:15,444 --> 00:44:17,738 When you removed the necronomicon from the cradle, 356 00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:19,532 did you speak the words? 357 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:21,868 Yeah, basically. 358 00:44:21,951 --> 00:44:23,411 Did you speak the exact words? 359 00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:26,080 Look, maybe I didn't say every single, little tiny syllable, 360 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,082 no, but basically I said 'em, yeah. 361 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,417 Dung-eating fool! 362 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,210 Thou hast doomed us all! 363 00:44:31,419 --> 00:44:34,964 When thou misspoke the words, the army of the dead awoke! 364 00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:37,508 Now, whoa, whoa, right there, spinach chin. 365 00:44:37,592 --> 00:44:40,595 You said you could clean this mess up once you got that book. 366 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,180 You said there was a passage in there 367 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,473 that could get rid of this thing and send me back. 368 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:47,185 It's true, the book still possesses the power to send you back, 369 00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:49,061 but to us it is useless! 370 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,148 The evil has a terrible hunger for the necronomicon, 371 00:44:52,231 --> 00:44:54,609 and it will come here to get it. 372 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,236 We had a deal. 373 00:44:57,612 --> 00:45:00,406 You wanted the damn book, I got it for ya. 374 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,575 I did my part, now you send me back. 375 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:03,743 Very well. 376 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,372 As we are men of our word, we shall honor our bargain. 377 00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:12,543 The wise men shall return you to your own time. 378 00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:14,503 Yeah? 379 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,173 I thought he was the one. 380 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:19,759 Yeah, right. 'Cause that was the deal. 381 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:22,511 So when do you think we can... 382 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,598 Start with all the thing and the... 383 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,100 He's nothin' but a traitor, he is! 384 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:30,937 When do you think we can start with all the... 385 00:45:31,229 --> 00:45:33,022 Ceremony and... 386 00:45:34,148 --> 00:45:35,942 Wretched excuse for a man! 387 00:45:36,025 --> 00:45:39,028 The wise men were fools to trust in you. 388 00:45:39,987 --> 00:45:42,198 I knew he couldn't be trusted. 389 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,200 We put our trust in him. 390 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:48,037 I still believe that thou wilt help us. 391 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:51,958 Oh, Sheila, don't you get it? It's over. 392 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,544 I didn't have what it took. 393 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,215 Solong. 394 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,097 But what of the things that we've shared? 395 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:08,975 What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private? 396 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,476 Oh, well... 397 00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:14,730 Well, that's just what we call "pillow talk," baby. 398 00:46:14,814 --> 00:46:16,107 That's all. 399 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,109 It was more than that. 400 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,154 I still have faith in thee. 401 00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:25,199 I still believe that thou wilt stay and save us. 402 00:46:31,539 --> 00:46:32,915 Coward! 403 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:38,754 Look there! A demon! 404 00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,269 Let's get out of here! 405 00:46:54,854 --> 00:46:57,356 Ash! Help me! 406 00:46:57,815 --> 00:46:59,191 Sheila! 407 00:47:10,953 --> 00:47:12,705 Shoot the bloody thing! 408 00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:15,291 Hold your arms! You'll hit the girl! 409 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,630 Me sword! 410 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:28,346 Damn you! 411 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,324 Dig, damn you! 412 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:51,243 Dig faster! 413 00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:54,580 I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch 414 00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,224 - that ever died in battle! - Thank you, sir! 415 00:47:56,248 --> 00:47:57,625 You there, handsomely now. 416 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:58,751 Aye, my liege. 417 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,420 We shall storm their castle and get my book! 418 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:04,131 Hoist, you damnable varlets! 419 00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:12,098 Welcome back to the land of the living. 420 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:15,351 Now pick up a shovel and get digging! 421 00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,355 Bring on the wench! 422 00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,285 Gimme me some sugar, baby. 423 00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:37,706 Well. 424 00:48:39,041 --> 00:48:43,129 Now, ain't you a sweet little thing? 425 00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:46,132 Don't touch me, you foul thing! 426 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,259 Come on. 427 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,094 That's it. 428 00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:56,684 We got plans for you, girly-girl. Move! 429 00:48:58,227 --> 00:49:01,188 Have you lost your bones, you decomposed gobs? 430 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:02,815 Get thee hence! 431 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:14,076 A scout approaches! 432 00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,876 Whoa! Hey, get his horse. 433 00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:24,503 Arise. 434 00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:27,339 My lord, an army of the dead gather in the wilderness. 435 00:49:27,423 --> 00:49:28,423 They approach the castle. 436 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,508 How far from here? 437 00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,135 'Bout two days' ride. 438 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,988 These winged ones are only the first of them. 439 00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,906 Perhaps we should leave this place as soon as possible. 440 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:37,050 We could be safe in the mountains. Yes, the mountains. 441 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:39,602 We must flee! It is written. It has been foretold. 442 00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:41,103 They'll take our souls. I'm afraid! 443 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:42,354 They'll swallow our souls. 444 00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:43,939 I don't want to die! 445 00:49:45,441 --> 00:49:46,775 That's it. 446 00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,570 Go ahead and run. 447 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:52,615 Run home and cry to mama! 448 00:49:55,534 --> 00:49:57,328 I'm through runnin'! 449 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,124 I say we stay here and fight it out. 450 00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:06,795 Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts? 451 00:50:06,962 --> 00:50:08,130 Nope. 452 00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,383 Just me, baby. Just me. 453 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:16,305 How will we fight an army of the dead at our castle walls? 454 00:50:16,597 --> 00:50:19,183 How will you fight that? More words? 455 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,602 Most of our people have already fled. 456 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:23,604 We are but 60 men. 457 00:50:24,688 --> 00:50:27,775 Then we'll get Henry the red and his men to fight with us. 458 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:32,238 Now... 459 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:34,990 Who's with me? 460 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,839 I'll stand by ya. 461 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,594 You can count on my steel. 462 00:50:55,803 --> 00:50:57,680 I'll offer up my courage. 463 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,682 Me sword's by his side. 464 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,183 I'm with you! 465 00:51:01,433 --> 00:51:04,353 - I'll bend my bow to your will, sir. - And mine! 466 00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,107 We'll stay! 467 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:10,150 Hail! Hail! 468 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:12,444 Hail! Hail! 469 00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:17,074 Hail! Hail! Hail! 470 00:51:26,375 --> 00:51:27,960 Well, my dear, 471 00:51:28,335 --> 00:51:30,879 say hello to the boys. 472 00:51:37,052 --> 00:51:39,555 There's a sight for sore bones. 473 00:51:43,726 --> 00:51:45,311 I may be bad... 474 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,315 But I feel... good. 475 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:52,443 - Who rules? - To you, my lord. 476 00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:54,320 - You, sir. - To the castle. 477 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:55,904 The castle! 478 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,909 Hurry up now. 479 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,579 The castle! Let's push. 480 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,664 - Heave-ho. - Good. Yeah. 481 00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:09,645 Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah! 482 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,856 Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah! 483 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,067 Yeah! 484 00:53:17,194 --> 00:53:18,696 They're coming! 485 00:53:18,904 --> 00:53:21,323 The deadites approach! 486 00:53:38,507 --> 00:53:40,592 There's so damn many of 'em. 487 00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,180 Maybe... 488 00:53:45,639 --> 00:53:49,184 Just maybe my boys can stop 'em from gettin' the book. 489 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,399 Yeah. 490 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,068 And maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. 491 00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:33,187 Battle stations! 492 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,106 All right, get those rocks up, mister, on the double! 493 00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,816 Ready the catapults! 494 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:40,402 By god, let's give 'em what for. 495 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:50,537 And halt! 496 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:52,706 Company, halt! 497 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,541 Company, halt! 498 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:04,802 I'll rip his balls off. 499 00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,878 Bring forth the scout! 500 00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:44,174 Whoa. 501 00:55:44,716 --> 00:55:47,594 My lord, we are positioned on both fronts. 502 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,887 Fine, fine, fine. 503 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,139 Where are they keeping my book? 504 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,559 There, my lord, beyond the wall. 505 00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:54,393 The parapet. 506 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:56,687 That would be the most likely place. 507 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:58,730 Right. 508 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:02,109 Bring me forth into that castle! 509 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,569 Forward! 510 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,237 Forward! 511 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:09,992 Cry havoc and let loose the dogs of war! 512 00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:12,828 To the castle! 513 00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:15,539 Fly, mate! Fly! 514 00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:19,251 Death to the mortals! 515 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:23,672 Arrows. 516 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,632 Torch boy! 517 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,544 Steady. 518 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,886 Fire! 519 00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:15,766 Advance, you beasts, advance! 520 00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:34,701 Yeah, baby! 521 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,124 All right! 522 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:46,755 Sire, there's a second division approaching from the south. 523 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:51,218 Ram the gates! 524 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:56,765 Catapults. 525 00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,351 Catapults out! 526 00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:08,652 Yeah! 527 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,989 Fire! 528 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:20,706 - Look there! - What in blazes? 529 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:25,293 Yeah! 530 00:58:27,671 --> 00:58:28,797 Seek cover! 531 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:31,633 - Watch out! - Make way! 532 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:48,066 Oh, you miserable bags of bones! 533 00:58:48,150 --> 00:58:51,820 Pick yourselves up and Sally fo... 534 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,448 Sally for... 535 00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,451 Sally forth. 536 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:03,665 Come on, you miserable wretches. 537 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:05,834 Lower. 538 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,961 Heave! 539 00:59:14,176 --> 00:59:15,594 Forward! 540 00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:20,515 Buttress the door, now! 541 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:34,029 Hold fast! 542 00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:39,951 - Back! - Stone these creatures! 543 00:59:40,035 --> 00:59:41,369 Damn you! 544 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:46,875 That's got to hurt. 545 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:49,795 Go, you cretins! Arrows! 546 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,004 Load! 547 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:52,631 Fire! 548 00:59:57,552 --> 01:00:00,263 Heave! Put your backbones into it. 549 01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:05,310 We've broken through! The castle is ours! 550 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:13,068 Kill the mortals! 551 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,364 Get it achieved and fast! 552 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,800 Their ranks are broken! Have at them! 553 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:42,180 Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah! Hah! Hoo! Hi-yah! 554 01:00:48,728 --> 01:00:51,314 Pull back! Man the parapet! 555 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,441 Protect the book. 556 01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:56,111 - Retreat! - God save us all. 557 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:03,702 Say hello to the 21st century. 558 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:04,953 Yeah! 559 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,413 Nooooo! 560 01:01:16,631 --> 01:01:17,631 Come on! 561 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:19,509 I got plenty for everybody! 562 01:01:19,885 --> 01:01:21,136 Look out! 563 01:01:28,351 --> 01:01:30,437 Bye-bye. 564 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,649 It's the one in the cart we want! 565 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:35,816 Get him! 566 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,997 Sheila! 567 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:12,062 Sheha? 568 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:38,838 We've secured the courtyard, my lord. 569 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:40,090 Excehenl 570 01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:55,897 Oh! Hey! Look out! 571 01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:05,365 Hey, you're mine, sweetie. 572 01:03:05,448 --> 01:03:07,075 Get off of her! 573 01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,290 Gotcha! 574 01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,458 Damn you! 575 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:19,754 My lord. 576 01:03:19,838 --> 01:03:21,256 Stay with the book. 577 01:03:21,589 --> 01:03:23,591 The book will be ours! 578 01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:29,347 The red! The red! 579 01:03:29,514 --> 01:03:31,433 Duke Henry and his men have come! 580 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:40,025 Blows, blood and death! 581 01:03:42,736 --> 01:03:44,863 Duke Henry! 582 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:52,454 Die! 583 01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:59,711 Onward, Valiant cousins! Their ranks are broke! 584 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,428 Oops! 585 01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:11,348 Hello! 586 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,980 There you go. 587 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,984 The book is mine. 588 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,204 I'll cut your gizzard out. 589 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:37,165 Hey, where'd he go? Hey! 590 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,386 Come to papa. 591 01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:52,097 Get him! 592 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,543 Oh, you crazy bitch, get off of me! 593 01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:28,883 Right. 594 01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:38,560 You found me beautiful once. 595 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,646 Honey, you got real ugly. 596 01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,748 There we are. 597 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,426 So you wanna play rough, eh? 598 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:12,927 Okay. 599 01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:24,022 All right, all right. 600 01:06:28,151 --> 01:06:30,028 Prepare to die! 601 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:44,709 You're going down! 602 01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,420 I'm going up. 603 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:48,922 I'm coming for you. 604 01:06:57,472 --> 01:06:58,723 Come on! 605 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,739 Oops. Excuse me. 606 01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:15,949 Come on. 607 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,450 All right! 608 01:07:19,244 --> 01:07:22,747 You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch! 609 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:43,560 I'll spoil those good looks. 610 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:46,980 Back-stabber! 611 01:07:51,985 --> 01:07:53,361 Hold still! 612 01:08:04,664 --> 01:08:06,541 Tally-ho! 613 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,839 We can't hold the battlements! 614 01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:16,009 We will hold! We must protect the book! 615 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,773 I got a bone to pick with you. 616 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:32,609 Come on. 617 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,576 Slice that gizzard open. 618 01:08:57,842 --> 01:08:59,594 Now you're mine. 619 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,659 At last, the book. 620 01:09:28,748 --> 01:09:30,750 I possess the necronomicon. 621 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,752 I've crushed your pathetic army. 622 01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:35,004 Now I'll have my vengeance. 623 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:38,675 Buckle up, bonehead, 'cause you're goin' for a ride. 624 01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:39,967 Huh? 625 01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:42,637 Noooo! 626 01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:55,274 Victory's ours! 627 01:09:58,486 --> 01:09:59,946 Retreat! Retreat! 628 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,823 Let's get the hell out of here! 629 01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:31,102 Tricky ones, they are. 630 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:32,812 If it's a fight you want... 631 01:10:33,354 --> 01:10:36,524 Watch 'em, lads. They're an untrustworthy lot. 632 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:25,364 Move yourself, lad! 633 01:11:25,573 --> 01:11:27,074 - Your hand, man. - Hey, Henry. 634 01:11:27,158 --> 01:11:28,576 - Godspeed! - Yeah, nice going. 635 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:29,994 - My lady. - Arthur. 636 01:11:30,077 --> 01:11:31,662 Well won, my friend. 637 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:32,997 We've won the day. 638 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:36,042 Yeah! 639 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:43,674 We're brothers and a new kingdom shall be born! 640 01:11:46,886 --> 01:11:50,014 The book tells us that once you drink this liquid 641 01:11:50,097 --> 01:11:53,851 and recite the words, "klaatu barada nikto," 642 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:56,604 thou shalt awaken in thine own time. 643 01:11:59,273 --> 01:12:03,194 Remember, you must recite the words exactly. 644 01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:35,768 Hyah! 645 01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:48,865 So I left her there. 646 01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,957 I thought about staying. 647 01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,917 They offered me the chance to lead them, 648 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,545 to teach them, to be king. 649 01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,380 Uh-huh. 650 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:05,923 But my place is here. 651 01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:09,760 So I swallowed the juice, said the words and here I am. 652 01:13:09,844 --> 01:13:12,179 Did you say the words right this time? 653 01:13:13,514 --> 01:13:16,475 Well, maybe I didn't say every single, tiny little syllable, no, 654 01:13:16,559 --> 01:13:18,853 but basically I said 'em, yeah. 655 01:13:20,438 --> 01:13:21,939 Basically. 656 01:13:25,276 --> 01:13:28,237 You know that story about how you could've been king? 657 01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:30,907 I think it's kind of cute. 658 01:13:32,283 --> 01:13:33,492 Yeah. 659 01:13:52,386 --> 01:13:53,721 Die! 660 01:14:08,611 --> 01:14:11,447 Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. 661 01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:13,908 Who the hell are you? 662 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:15,618 Name's ash. 663 01:14:17,703 --> 01:14:19,080 Housewares. 664 01:14:39,767 --> 01:14:42,269 I'll swallow your soul. 665 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:43,813 Come get some. 666 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,711 Sure, I could've stayed in the past. 667 01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,256 Could 've even been king. 668 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,051 But in my own way... 669 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:16,262 I am king. 670 01:15:18,139 --> 01:15:20,057 Hail to the king, baby. 43891

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