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*

[Marshall] Halloween has always been my favorite holiday

What I love about it, is the scares.

That was me, Marshall, a year ago.

And those are my two best friends, Gilbert...

I have a hunch this is a bad idea.

...and Amy.

Future investigative reporter.

Last year was the craziest Halloween ever.

We accidentally woke up an ancient Egyptian mummy.

We all thought he was going to be totally mean and evil.

Turns out he was just a big sweetheart.

I nicknamed him Harold.

Marshall!

He became our friend, a really awesome friend.

-[loud belch] -Ewww!

But then our pal, Buzzy, figured out that Harold

had only three days to live.

He had to be back in his coffin before midnight

on the third day, or...

He could turn to dust.

[groan]

So we said our goodbyes and got him back to the museum

just in the nick of time,

where he could be with the love of his life for all eternity.

So how are we going to top Halloween this year?

No idea.

But tag along... I dare you!

[chuckle]

*

[Amy] I really think we're lost.

[Marshall] Yeah, we are definitely lost.

And this place is really creepy.

[Gilbert] Well, if we spot anything weird,

don't worry, I'm ready to film it.

[Marshall] And that's supposed to make me feel better?

[Amy] C'mon you guys. Let's keep going.

[Amy] What was that?

[Marshall] Nothing... I hope.

[growling sounds in the distance]

[Amy] That was definitely not nothing.

[Marshall] It's time to go... like now.

[Amy] Ssh... Listen. It stopped.

-[growling] -[gasps]

[loud roar]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[Gilbert] Which way should we go?

[evil laughter]

[screaming]

[Marshall] Run!

-[screams] -[growling]

-[screaming] -[evil laughter]

[screaming]

[Announcer] The haunted corn maze is now closed.

Please proceed to the exit.

[Zombie] Ugh. Finally.

I gotta get to my shift at Burger Shack.

See ya.

Yeah. I'm gonna stop by later.

[Scarecrow] Sounds good.

Whoo! They look even scarier in the light than in the dark.

Not that I was afraid or anything.

Alright, fam... so as you can see,

I, Gutsy Gilbert, have easily conquered

the Walgrove Horror Corn Maze.

Until next time, stay gutsy.

[chuckles]

Guys, that was awesome.

I'm really happy we did this together.

[Amy] Me too.

[Gilbert] Me three.

I wish they weren't closing so we could do it again.

Gilbert, I still can't believe

you used to be afraid of everything

and now you review scary things

for the school paper.

This maze was up there.

I gave it three screams for sure.

I mean, between his videos and my stories

we can't be stopped.

And this one is gonna be great.

That's even better than the 24-hour horror-thon.

[screaming]

Or the bungee jump.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Or that time I had to eat...

*

Ugh! I can't even say it.

Yeah, look, Gil,

I think you've proven that you can handle being scared.

You know you don't have to keep doing this, right?

I do so have to keep doing this.

Like you said,

I was the town scaredy-cat for years.

People need to know that's the old me.

They definitely do.

The Gutsy Gilbert videos

are like the most-watched thing on the school paper's website.

But also it's fun.

Marsh, you always said being scared is fun.

Remember: "Face your fears. We're big-world people."

Yeah, but, I know, but not all the time.

You can take breaks.

Well, you're not getting one this weekend.

Oh, speaking of, I still need to pack.

Don't want to show up at your dads' wedding

looking anything less than smashing.

And, because Pops and his fiancé, Carl

are getting married on Halloween,

they're calling it...

[both] The Hallo-wedding!

[Amy and Gilbert laugh]

[Gilbert] Amy, I don't know how you pulled this together.

[Amy] I don't know. It's a lot of work

The best part is that Pop and Carl

put me in charge of the welcome party the night before.

It will be Halloween-themed of course,

with spooky treats, everyone in costume, the works.

And, I'm gonna call it, "Shocktail Hour".

Oooh! I like that.

Yeah.

And you two are gonna help me make it happen.

This is gonna be a busy vacation.

I'm just glad we built in time to go see Harold.

Of course.

Harold and Rose's exhibit

is at the Rockport Museum of Natural History for a few more weeks,

so it works out great.

Who's Rose?

[both] Ohhhh.

We gave Harold's girlfriend a name.

After my Aunt Rosie.

Yeah.

Cool. It's just nobody told me.

Anyway, I really want to wake up Harold.

I miss him so much.

We all do.

But, they have to rest side by side

in order to be together in the afterlife.

You know, gotta respect that eternal slumber.

[Gilbert chuckles]

I'll see you guys at school tomorrow.

Secret newspaper handshake?

Secret newspaper handshake.

[Both] Oh, oh, oh, oh! Ah!

[Both] Oh, oh, oh! Oh!!!

[laughing]

You too know it's not secret if you announce it, right?

We know we can trust you.

Good night.

Good night.

[thunder crashing]

*

[sighs] Stupid internship.

They got me working the night shift,

not even getting paid.

[sighs] Man, I can barely afford this sandwich.

My meatball! No! Argh!

It's really under there.

[grunts] Okay.

[grunts]

[grunts]

*

[laughs] Gotcha!

Twenty-five second rule. Still good.

Come to Poppa.

About to tear this up.

[grunts]

Mmm-mmm! I got all three of my meatballs back, baby!

*

[low growls]

[yelps] Oooh!

[laughing] Okay. Come on, y'all.

Where are the hidden cameras, everybody?

Alright... Esteban, is that you?

[roars]

Okay, dummy mummy, I got something for you.

[playful growls]

[growls]

You're not Esteban.

No heartbeat.

You're not... alive.

What are you doing?

No, wait!

*

Hello. Sobek, oh Great One.

[loud roar]

How may I do your bidding?

You wish to spend eternity

resting by the love of your life?

And get revenge on your best friend who betrayed you.

[loud roar]

And you will stop at nothing to make it happen.

No problemo.

Uh, what's wrong?

Did you lose something?

Your cellphone, wallet, your keys?

[growls]

[grunts]

Uh... That's you?

Oh, now I know what you were looking for.

You already have your assistant, but you need your staff.

[low growl]

Did his excellency get my joke?

[growl]

It's a homonym.

A staff has dual meanings as a... okay.

*

[school bell ringing]

Hey, fam!

No, no signs of a break in.

Interesting.

Buzzy just got a new crate of fake eyeballs down at the shop.

Want to go see if anything "looks good"?

No, we just got something... weird.

I have alerts set up to report any mummy- related activity.

After everything that went down with Harold last year,

I decided to keep close tabs on the mummy world.

You know, just to make sure he's not in danger.

Anyway, this was today's news.

[Marshall] "Mummy Disappears From Museum."

Balderston's like a billion miles away from Rockport.

What does this have to do with us?

Because we get nervous when Egyptian antiquities disappear.

After all, some of our best friends

are Egyptian antiquities.

Wait, you guys don't think

someone's gonna try to steal Harold, do you?

Because last time I checked,

Killbot and Ravensworth are still in jail.

Yeah, we were just talking about that.

Yeah, but the thing is,

there were no external signs of a break in.

Then it must have been an inside job, right?

Maybe. We'll keep an eye on this.

But for now, Marshall, we will see you tomorrow,

bright and early,

for the big voyage to Rockport.

Come on, Amy.

Let's finish cutting down the corn maze video.

Content never sleeps.

You've got it, Gutsy.

Alright. See you guys tomorrow.

-[Amy] Bye. -[Gilbert] See ya.

This is gonna be great.

You know what else is great?

Hmm?

My face right here.

-Help! Which way should we go?! -[evil laughter]

Get the timestamp.

Yeah.

Worry not, Sobek,

we will find our way back to that cursed Route 18.

Got it! We are unlost.

[growls]

Oh. Oh, but of course.

Your majestic legs need room to stretch.

So there's gonna be a switch

and then that's just gonna put you...

[grunts]

Okay, I got it. Here we go.

Sorry about that. I'm so sorry.

It's gotta be broken.

It should... I don't get what it is.

[Larry] It's gotta be my left hand.

It should not be doing that!

I just got it tuned up.

A thousand million kajillion pardons,

oh, Magnificent One.

[growls]

Anyway, now that you are comfy cozy.

I am pleased to announce

that I have located your majestic bejeweled staff.

It is at the classy, private estate

of antiquities collector Jonathan Manchester Wilcox,

and we are headed there right now.

[grunts]

And then we will travel on to Rockport

where your sworn enemy will be vanquished.

And you will lie beside your one true love

for all eternity.

[gas fuel gauge dinging]

Also we should get gas.

I don't suppose your amazingness has a few bucks to kick in?

[roars]

Just checking.

[grunts]

You just take a little nappy. I'll get us there.

[car engine starting]

*

* Have yourself a happy Halloween *

It's pretty cool our parents

let you chaperone this weekend, Buzzy.

Yeah, I'm hyped. I love a good wedding.

Or a bad wedding.

Mostly, I love free snacks.

That makes two of us.

How 'bout you, Amy? You pumped?

Amy?

Sobek...

Gesundheit?

More info came out about the mummy that vanished

from the museum.

Apparently, he's from the same century as Harold and Rose

and his name is Sobek.

Ugh, he looks bad. Cool eye patch though.

Woah.

Apparently, he wasn't always bad

because it says here that he was Harold's best friend.

This website has a translation of his diary.

Sobek was an advisor to Rose's family

and was the one person Harold confided in

about his forbidden love for Rose.

Woah. They must have been best best friends.

But it looks like Sobek was also in love with Rose.

And he was so upset that Rose rejected him,

he became Harold's bitter rival.

Sobek swore that if it took him a thousand lifetimes,

he would get his revenge.

Oh, that is so many lifetimes.

So, a mummy that Harold and Rose personally knew

has been stolen?

I don't like that.

I don't like any of this.

[Marshall] Our friends can be in danger.

I'm just glad we're going to the museum today.

Do you guys see this?

Woah!

Welcome to Rockport.

*

Amy, y'all really do go all out for scary season, huh?

Amy, if this is Rockport,

I don't think I'm ever leaving.

Oh!

Awesome!

That's our hotel.

[Gilbert] No way!

[Buzzy] This is a dream come true.

[Buzzy] This is awesome!

Jeez, Marshall.

This place is like being inside your head.

I know. I may never leave.

Pop! Carl!

Amy! Good to see you, girl.

So glad you're here.

Hey, Pop, wouldn't miss it for anything.

Oh, and about the chocolate fountain.

Don't worry, we've got it under control.

Excuse me, I might not be as exciting as a chocolate fountain,

but I think maybe I should get a hug?

Hi, Carl.

Happy wedding weekend.

Oh, and uh Pop and Carl,

this is Buzzy, Gilbert and Marshall.

Oh, of course!

[both] Gutsy Gilbert!

Amy's told us a bunch about you.

Can't wait to see the corn maze video.

Oh, thank you guys. Always nice to meet a fan.

And Marshall...

We're looking forward to getting to know you

a little bit better this weekend too.

Awesome.

So, I have like a million things

to tell you about Shocktail Hour.

And we can't wait to hear all of them.

But first, you still good to go pick up

the rings from the jewelers?

They said they'd be done with the engraving...

6:30PM, Bueller's Jewelers North Main Street.

I'll be there.

I don't know what we'd do without you, honey.

And we'd love it if you could hang on to them

until the wedding

because we have a lot to keep track of.

I will guard them with my life, I promise.

This weekend is going to be amazing!

Well, now that you're here

it's gonna be better than amazing.

Buzzy... we checked you in. There's your room key.

Nice earrings.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you!

[laughing]

Okay, troops, let's move out.

Alright.

[sighs] That is an incredible kid.

Yeah, she takes after me.

[Carl laughs]

Wow, Amy, there's already so much going on.

It's pretty amazing you're taking on this party.

Yeah. Don't you just want to chill out

and enjoy the weekend?

This is my gift to them.

I'm the kid.

I can't buy them a honeymoon vacation or whatever.

But I can throw them an amazing party.

And I promise you, it will be unforgettable.

*

This is it!

[all gasp in amazement]

[Gilbert] This place is amazing.

[Marshall] I'm definitely never leaving.

Uh, me and Buzzy will take that bedroom,

you guys take the other.

Oooh! And I'll take the snack bar!

And if we get tired of that

we can order room service with this thing.

This place is the best.

The toilet has blue water and Bluetooth.

Why does a toilet need Bluetooth?

I don't know.

I just know I can never live without one again.

[Bueller] Here you are. Your father's wedding rings.

Well, the shape of the ring box

was a unique thing to custom order.

And I think it looks great.

These are perfect. Thank you.

Guys, check these out!

Guys?

We found a few more pictures of that Sobek guy.

He has an amulet exactly like Harold and Rose's

only it's red.

I've never seen a jewel that red.

It's almost... scary.

Mind if I take a look?

Of course. Red jasper.

Nasty stuff.

Jewels are my business and I do love them all,

but wherever red jasper goes...

there's always trouble.

Wait, really?

You were talking about a mummy?

Well, in ancient Egypt,

the color red represented chaos and destruction.

Anybody buried with that

was planning on being up to no good for eternity.

If it took him a thousand lifetimes,

Sobek swore he would get his revenge.

And his amulet is just like Harold and Rose's.

Except evil.

And there was no sign of a break in.

Guys, I don't think Sobek was stolen.

I think he was revived.

That means we need to protect Harold and Rose.

That means we need to wake them up

as soon as possible.

Let's go!

Go, go, go!

[Amy] Thank you! [Gilbert] Thank you!

Revived?

*

Everyone ready?

Okay. The museum is officially closed.

Everyone clear on the plan?

One special delivery coming right up.

[buzzer]

Can I help you?

Yeah, I got a late delivery

of clothing and textile samples for the Roman exhibit.

You just sign for it.

Oh, no, no, no.

My orders were to bring it to the exhibit directly.

I don't have any record of that.

Oh, that's right, my boss, she talked to her.

And who's "her"?

Delia Henson, the curator? Ya boss?

Be quick about it.

Can do.

[Marshall] Are we there yet?

[Buzzy] Shhh! We're almost there!

Here we go.

Oh, come on!

Okay guys, we're here.

[Marshall] Come on, let's go.

Hey guys. It's me, Marshall.

[Marshall] It's so good to see you.

How are going to bring them back to life

if the moonlight is all the way over there?

[Amy] I already thought of that.

I brought mirrors.

Mirrors?

Mirrors.

We will bring the moonlight to the mummies.

Huh.

Okay.

Come on, moonlight. Come on, moonlight!

*

Harold!

[happy grunts]

Hey.

[loud happy grunts]

[Marshall] Shh! We don't want the guard to hear us.

-Shh! Shh! -[muffled grunting]

I missed you big guy.

[happy grunts]

Oh, ok, too tight, buddy.

Hi, Harold.

Hi, Harold!

Hey, Harold.

[happy grunts]

Come on, we need to wake up Rose now.

[happy grunts]

Hi, Rose.

Guys, we gotta get the mummy-kins.

Come on!

You like these?

[confused grunts]

[Buzzy] We'll put them in your place

so no one will notice you're gone.

I think they did a pretty good job

making them look like you on such short notice.

[confused grunts]

Hello?

Okay. Hurry, hurry!

We have to finish the mummy-kins

and get out of here!

[Buzzy] Too heavy!

Woah, woah, wait, Harold.

I need you to be the getaway driver.

[Marshall] Where are we going?

[Amy] I think there's an exit

at the loading dock in the back, that way!

[Harold grunts]

[Marshall] Harold, not so loud.

Hm.

[Amy] Harold, make a right at the bottom of this ramp.

Woah, hey, Harold!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Lean!!!

[cart screeching]

You know...

I used to always think museums were boring.

Not anymore.

[screaming]

Did you hear something?

Look out!

[Marshall] We're gonna crash!

[screaming]

[Harold grunts]

-[Amy] Harold... -[grunts]

That was awesome!!!

*

Hm.

[Buzzy] We did it!

Well, I defy anyone to pull off

a smoother antiquities- related heist... tonight.

[tires screech]

[car engine rumbles]

Okay, before we go any further, most mightiest of Sobek's,

I have to ask...

why do you need the scepter so badly?

[angry growl]

Good enough for me. [clears throat]

Now, there will probably be private security.

My plan... we order

a whole bunch of sushi to their door,

and then, when they're distracted, we sneak in.

What do you think of my plan?

I don't think he liked my plan.

Wait for me, most amazing Sobek!

*

[growls]

[glass smashing]

[alarm wailing]

[growls in amazement]

[roars]

[alarm continues to wail]

Okay then.

Hey, hey! You stop right there!

[thud]

[laughs] You've been Sobek'd!

Ha! Ha! That was a good one!

Next stop... The Rockport Museum,

where your love and sworn enemy lie in wait for you.

[tires screech]

[Marshall] Sobek escaped, see?

[worried grunts]

We think he's awake like you.

[grunts]

And we're worried he might be coming for you two.

So, we woke you up.

[grunts]

FYI, the water pressure here... amazing!

[startled gasps]

Oh, no, no. That's just Buzzy.

Don't let the mud mask fool you.

Oh, this?

No, no, no. It's just an algae mask, self-care.

[yawning]

Man, it has been a night.

I think it's time for all of us to hit the sack.

Yeah.

It's our bedtime.

[understanding grunts]

Oh, um, do we need to get a couple more cots, or...?

Note to self.

Use flashlight for late night bathroom breaks.

*

[snoring]

[electronic dinging]

[grunts]

Couldn't sleep. Thought pizza might help.

[excited grunts]

Hold on, big guy.

I have to order it first. See?

So, I'm gonna get one and then I just hit order.

It'll be here soon, buddy.

Here you go.

[happy grunts]

Yeah, so things are good, I guess.

My mom and her dude, Ted, are still going strong.

Ted turned out to be pretty cool.

He's probably going to move in soon.

[grunts]

Yeah, and that's it.

Everything... everything's fine.

[grunts questioningly]

[sighs] Alright, it's just...

Amy and Gilbert have become real buds, you know?

I mean, they're always off at the school paper,

or doing his videos.

The three of us used to do everything

and now I just feel left out. That's all.

[sympathetic grunts]

But I'm okay.

It's just really good to see you again.

I missed you.

[grunts]

Oh! I almost forgot.

I got your favorite.

[happy grunts]

[loud belch]

Yeah. It's good to have you back.

*

[Gilbert] Hey, Amy...

Where do you want to hang these lights up?

Around the sides,

along with those other decorations on the table.

-Thanks. -Yeah.

Hey, Buz, can I side you for a sec?

Buz of course!

[Amy] Do you have any spooky decorations

like spiders and cobwebs?

Let me go see what I got in the hearse.

Great!

Shouldn't one of us run up to the suite

to go check on the mums?

I'm really worried about them.

Eh, It'll be fine.

Yeah, they're in a locked hotel room.

Couldn't be safer.

Ok, but...

[Both] Don't worry.

[Amy and Gilbert chuckle]

[confused grunts]

[excited grunts]

[happy grunts]

[tablet dings continuously]

I'm seeing spiders

but I am not seeing spider webs.

Huh, I could have sworn...

Don't worry, because I have a list on my phone

of every Halloween store in town.

We'll be swimming in cobwebs before we know it.

Let's go.

[knocking]

Room service.

Oh, is it just the two of you?

[grunts]

Strong silent types, I see.

Love the costumes, by the way.

[grunts]

Alright, let's load it up!

[excited grunts]

One, two three...

Well, if that's all you need,

and please don't answer that,

I'll just uh...

You know.

-[bones cracking] -Ahhh!

[chuckles]

Okay. There's an automatic gratuity added anyway,

so, uh, enjoy.

Let's go!

[grunts]

[excited grunts]

[screams]

[grunts]

[bottles clink]

[both belch loudly]

[happy grunts]

[phone chimes]

Hey, Gil.

Can you give me a hand with these decorations?

Sure.

Let's just set them...

Hang on. I gotta show you this.

[screaming]

[Gilbert] Which way should we go?

[growling sounds]

It looks great.

Yeah, I told Amy how I though it should go

and she put it together.

When?

I don't think she sleeps.

You know, you two are really killing it

with those videos.

But between that and the paper,

I feel like...

the three of us barely have time to hang out.

What do you mean?

You were with us the other night at the corn maze

and we're all here now.

Not right now, but, you know.

Yeah, I know. It's just...

Hang on...

This is gonna look great on the Gutsy Gilbert feed!

[camera shutter clicking]

What were you saying?

Nothing.

*

[exasperated sighs]

[startled grunts]

[TV Announcer] Welcome to the Karlov Hotel and to Rockport,

a city on the move.

Rockport loves Halloween and today kicks off

our three-day celebration in the heart of historic downtown:

The Rockport Halloween Festival!

The Rockport Halloween Festival

is a short walk or a shorter drive from the hotel

and it has something for everyone.

Games and costume contests for the kids,

shopping for mom and dad.

So come on down, it's all here in Rockport,

your Halloween headquarters!

[repeats] Welcome to the Karlov hotel...

[excited grunts]

[excited grunts]

Good news and bad news.

Good news: We found cobwebs

and a bunch of other things on sale.

Bad news: There's a Sobek update.

Oh no.

[Amy] According to the news,

last night Wilcox Estate in Haverbrook,

a priceless Egyptian scepter was stolen

by a giant man in a mummy costume.

Oh no!

And his goon. -[Marshall] What?

The guards said that they thought it was

a Halloween prank at first,

but the mummy guy had the strength of 20 men.

Sobek!

Bad news.

Understatement.

Wait a minute, hold on.

What does he want with a scepter?

No idea.

But if he wanted it that bad,

the reason can't be good. Take a look at this.

This is where Sobek escaped from

and this is where the scepter was stolen

which is on the way to Rockport.

So, that means...

Sobek is on his way here.

At least Harold and Rose are safe in the room.

Sobek could already be in Rockport.

Come on! Let's go!

[excited grunts]

[excited grunts]

[excited grunts]

[overlapping conversations]

Hold up!

Why is the door open?

[gasps]

Oh no.

[Marshall] What happened in here?

Where's Harold and Rose?

Check the rooms!

-Rose? -Harold?

Rose!

[Buzzy] They're not in here.

What did I tell you?

We shouldn't have left them!

This is bad. Really bad, um...

But we'll find them.

I know this town inside and out and it won't take long.

She's right, Marshall.

And what are we gonna do?

Just drive around and shout their names?

I mean, it could be too late already.

There's an evil mummy on the loose

who has sworn revenge on our friends

who are now missing

and we have no idea where to start looking.

I mean we could start

with this huge downtown Halloween fair.

[Amy] Of course!

I got so distracted by everything,

I completely forgot about the Rockport Halloween Festival.

Grab your jackets and let's go.

[Marshall] Go, go, go!

Here they are.

[gentle grunts]

[realization grunts]

What's wrong, most distinct, Sobek?

[hollow thud]

Are you sure that's not them?

Maybe they went to bed on an empty stomach?

[loud roars]

Imposters! They have escaped!

Do not worry. They couldn't have gone far.

*

[happy grunts]

[impressed grunts]

*

[Sobek grunts angrily]

Do not fret.

Although I have absolutely no idea where to start looking,

I am certain a solution will present itself...

Well, that was easy. There they are!

[angry grunts]

Yeah, it's pretty scary dude, I guess.

A thousand pardons, apathetic adolescents.

My friend here mistook you

for two other mummy associates.

Whatever.

Maybe your buddies are already there?

Where?

At the Rockport Halloween Festival, dude?

All of us Hallo-weirdos we're headed there.

That is where we will go.

You probably want to talk to that cop first.

No!!!!

Hey, I'm on a mission from Sobek.

He's royalty!

[cop] Yeah, yeah...

[Amy] Hey, Buz, park on the side street.

It's close to the festival and it's free.

Free? Say no more.

*

* You always walk into the building *

* like it's yours, yours

* Acting like every little thin you do's a white horse *

* You got a way of shaking

* What everyone is thinking

*

* Ain't no use in

* Trying to disprove it

* No denying it

* Might as well face it You're a star babe *

*

[ding]

*

*

* Why you gotta be the last arriving at the show, show *

* Don't matter if the crowd is walking out the door, door *

* Ain't even got a reason Ain't even got a reason *

*

*

* Ain't no use in trying to disprove it *

* No denying it

* Might as well face it You're a star babe *

*

* Yeah, you're a star babe

*

*

-Are you ready? -[grunts]

What do you think?

[bewildered grunts]

[frightened grunts]

Everyone's a critic!

*

* Turn your head now

* Keep up keep up

* Gotta make some noise

* Turn your head now

* Keep up keep up

* You're gonna kick it with me *

* Turn your head now

* Keep up, keep up

* Gotta make some noise

* Turn your head now

* Keep up keep up

* You're gonna kick it with me *

* Da da da da da, da da da da, yeah... *

-[applause] -[Harold laughs]

You two want to give it a shot?

[excited grunts]

[Announcer] Do you have the moves to beat Dance Mania?

Players, take your positions.

Round one starts in three, two, one...

*

* Let's go

* All the people say that you look like a villain, *

* I don't disagree, all your moves are mighty chillin *

* We relate, we are cool *

* Got no hate, I pick you *

* It's a bond, this is glue *

* The world needs freaks like me and you *

* Don't give me the shine, give me the grime *

* You alright, right, right

* All the pride, put it aside, put it aside *

* You got nothing to hide

[Announcer] Round two!

* When the lights go out, I'm not afraid *

* I would chose you over everything *

* I don't even care what people say *

* You're my kind of monster

* My kind of monster

* Some see me as being scary *

* Maybe even weird

* I never let it get to me

* Could this be what they fear? *

* The monster inside,

* I choose not to let it hide *

* It's a misunderstanding, I'm really a great guy *

This has big needle haystack energy.

[Gilbert] Yeah. I seen like 100 mummies so far.

It's hopeless.

Come on, everyone.

I know it's tough but we gotta find them.

Marshall, you're his best friend.

What does he like to do?

Eat pizza, but he's already done that.

And dancing.

Remember last year when his moves broke on the internet?

You're right! He loves dancing!

Got it. Follow me.

* When the lights go out I'm not afraid *

* We may be opposites like night and day *

* But you're in my bones in every way *

Well, looks like they're keeping a low profile.

[Gilbert] Harold! Rose!

* When the lights go out I'm not afraid, *

* We may be opposites...

Come on.

* ...But you're in my bones in every way *

[Announcer] Round 3, Freestyle!

* My kind of monster

* Monster dance break

*

*

* Ah, ah, you're my kind *

* Ah, ah *

* Ah, ah, you're my kind, *

* ah, ah

* Let's go. *

* When the lights go out I'm not afraid *

* I would choose you over everything *

* I don't even care what people say *

Worry not,

your beloved is sure to be here somewhere.

Perhaps she's over by the corn dog cart?

I should investigate.

[grunts]

[angry grunts]

Your deliciousness!

Don't you want to partake of corn dog?

[angry grunting]

Uh, I'm happy to do your portrait

but you gotta pay in advance.

Where did they go?

Why should I tell you?

Because trust me,

you don't want to talk to him.

[loud roar]

They went that way.

[angry grunts]

[growls]

*

* When the lights go out I'm not afraid *

* We may be opposites like night and day *

* But you're in my bones in every way *

* You're my kind of monster *

* My kind of monster

[Harold laughs]

[cheering and applause]

Guys, we got a problem!

-[Gilbert] Sobek? -[Amy] He found us.

[loud roar]

What do we do?

Free games for everyone!

[Woman] Oh no!

Harold, Rose! Come on! Come on!

Gilbert, come on!

[loud roar]

*

We gotta get out of this crowd.

And lose those two!

We can cut through that alley

to get to Buzzy's hearse. Let's go!

Go! Go, go, go!

[angry growling]

Hey! Watch where you're going,

I'm sorry.

They vanished.

[angry grunts]

[loud roar]

That makes more sense.

Go, go, go, go, go!

[Buzzy] Run!

[Marshall] Go, go, go!

It's locked.

Harold, Rose, go!

[crashing]

[Buzzy] Run!

[angry growling]

Oh, no! No, no, no!

-Amy, did I give you my keys?! -What? I don't know!

Check!

Found them!

-[Marshall] Go, go, go! -[Buzzy] Hurry! Hurry!

[Marshall] Hurry, they're coming!

[door slams]

[tires screech]

[explosion]

[angry roar]

I am so sorry.

Uh, I'm sure the kids went to... oh, what's that?

Bueller's Jewelers.

Maybe one of those lousy kids dropped this.

We will pay them a visit tomorrow.

In the meantime, what do you feel about tacos?

[grunts]

We could do cinnamon rolls instead.

[Gilbert] What was that?

That must be why he wanted the staff so bad.

Chaos and destruction.

[Marshall] And who was that guy with him?

Some creep.

Big creep.

So what do we do now?

We go back to the hotel

and don't let these two out of our sight.

Well, that's a good start.

I hope.

*

Right here, most Amazing One.

Well sir, that's quite the mummy costume.

Such realistic touches with the scepter and the amulet.

What gem is that, it's uh...

It's red jasper.

Hello my dear merchant of gems.

Tell us who these rings belong to

and we can keep things around here from getting any redder.

Sure, uh...

Well these are for a couple of local fellas

who are getting married tomorrow.

I'll just, uh... I'll give them a call.

We would like to bring it to them ourselves.

I'm not really in the habit

of giving out my customer's inform-

[growls]

Karlov Hotel!

The wedding party is staying at the Karlov Hotel!

-[thud] -Argh!!!

Excellent.

Let us away.

[growls]

Ow!

[Gilbert] How's it looking?

Almost there.

You look perfect, Drac!

Ahhhh!

You know, you don't look too bad yourself.

Thank you.

[grunts]

Chocolate for the fountain has been delivered, check.

Decorations are all hung, check.

Evil mummy still on the loose, check.

It's okay, they don't know where we are.

Amy, you gotta get into your costume.

The party's gonna start soon.

Oh, um, it'll only take me a second to put on.

I just gotta go over everything one last time.

The only big issue is that were down

a couple cater waiters.

But, I think I have a fix for that.

Buzzy, you're sharing a room with Amy.

Does she sleep?

Yeah.

But she does sleep talk about her to-do list... loudly.

The rings! The rings! I lost my dad's rings!

I said I would guard them with my life

and I can't find them!

Wait, wait, wait.

When was the last time you saw them?

Today, this morning, this afternoon?

I don't know!

Ok, don't worry, Amy.

I know this looks bad, but we're here to help.

Come on, fam. Let's get looking.

[Marshall] Yeah.

*

[Amy sighs] I give up.

It's useless. They're gone.

We'll find them. I promise.

Ok, we can keep looking later

but for now, let's focus on your favorite thing... planning.

You said you had a fix for the missing cater waiters?

Yeah. Okay, I do.

Harold and Rose can work

the popcorn and cotton candy booths.

What?!

That's a terrible idea!

They're supposed to be laying low.

Well, we have to keep an eye on them.

And we need to be at the party.

So they need to be at the party.

Besides, I don't want to lose

anything else this weekend.

I think it's a great idea, Amy.

Big surprise.

Ok, it's go time.

I'll be right down.

It'll just take me a second to get into costume.

[Buzzy] Let's go!

[low growl]

I'm fine, Harold.

Let's just get this over with.

[grunts]

*

* So turn it up

* Yeah, we're gonna celebrate

* Not loud enough

* We'll pump it till the roof shakes *

* Turn it up

* Yeah, we're gonna celebrate

* Turn it up, turn it up

*

Hi, it's so good to see you.

Yeah, the chocolate fountain's just over there.

[Marshall] Hey, Amy.

Absolutely amazing, Amy.

I want you to plan my life.

Thanks, guys.

You know, in spite of everything,

it's nice to just be able to enjoy myself.

And it looks like our friends

have taken to their jobs pretty well...

All things considered.

Looks like everything turned out okay.

Amy!

Pops!

There you are.

The spooky stars of Shocktail Hour themselves.

This is...

Wonderful!

Thanks guys.

I just wanted it to be perfect for the both of you.

The chocolate cauldron has serious wow factor.

Look at those waiters you found.

Those costumes, amazing!

You really made this day special, Amy.

Thanks, Carl.

You know what? You guys go and party.

Us too, we've earned it.

*

*

[grunts]

[impressed grunts]

[grunts]

*

*

*

Didn't know he could do that.

[Buzzy] Amazing!

[applause]

*

*

Whoa-oh-oh!

*

[impressed grunts]

[Larry] We're here, Your Graciousness.

*

Woah!

*

*

[gasps]

*

*

[applause]

[Gilbert] Okay, Rose!

*

*

[applause]

I didn't know mummies could juggle.

[grunts]

*

[angry growling]

Yeah, I hate him too.

Oh, melodious Sobek, they are here

and they're throwing a party just down the hall,

which we are going to turn into a surprise party.

Except I don't think

they're gonna like their present very much.

[evil laughter]

[tapping on glass]

Attention, everyone!

Thank you.

Thank you all for coming.

We are excited to have you at the wedding tomorrow

and I wanted to welcome you here tonight

to celebrate the men of the hour, Pop and... Sobek.

[Marshall] Sobek?

[frightened grunts]

How did they find us?

Argh!

[crashing]

[gasps]

Amy!

Whoa! Ahh!

[guests gasp]

Oh no, Mike!

[gasps]

[Wedding guest] Guys, are you okay?

Are you okay?

[Gilbert] I'm so sorry, Amy.

Gotcha!

[struggling grunts]

[frightened gasps]

[growl]

Coming Sobek.

[sad grunts]

She will now rest side by side with Sobek

and they will be forever undisturbed.

[sad grunts]

[Marshall] Harold, come on!

Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

*

[thud]

Harold!

[growls]

No! Harold.

[sad grunts]

-[sad grunts] -No.

I told them...

I told them this was a bad idea.

[sad grunts]

[Pop] Amy, please.

[knocking]

[Pop] We just want to make sure you're okay.

I'm not.

Amy. Amy come on, open the door.

Come on, Amy, please. We're not mad.

I have basically, single-handedly ruined your wedding.

The party was a disaster.

Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.

Also... I lost your rings.

[crying] And I let down Harold and Rose.

[crying]

Amy...

Please, just go away! Leave me alone!

[crying]

Can you keep an eye on her?

Of course. Go get some rest.

We'll try again tomorrow.

What do we do?

I don't know.

[sad grunts]

Hey, Harold.

We'll find her. I promise.

[sad grunts]

I mean, we're all...

So sorry.

Oh, you're sorry? Well, I'm sorry too.

I'm sorry you and Amy never listen to me, ever!

Marshall, this doesn't...

Because if you did,

they would be safe in our room like I said.

Marshall, we...

No! Harold and Rose were depending on us

and we let them down.

Gilbert, you and Amy let them down

because you two are in your own little world.

A little world that I'm not a part of!

And I don't want to be!

As far as I'm concerned, you two can stay there!

[sad grunts]

[sniffling]

Marshall, I...

Maybe give him some space.

[crying]

Right this way, oh Awesome One.

Yes, mighty Sobek.

This storage facility will be perfect

for you and your love's final place of rest.

[adoring grunts]

And, I found a way

that your coffins will be eternally undisturbed.

It will be many, many hours of hard work for us

to make this the perfect tomb, but together-

[loud roar]

I, of course, I mean,

it will be many, many hours of hard work for me.

And it will be done well before your beloved

must return to her coffin at midnight tomorrow.

[growl]

*

*

[Pop] Hey!

There you are.

We were just coming to the room to find you.

Happy Halloween.

Sure. Not a happy Hallo-wedding though.

I'm surprised you even want to talk to me.

I'm so, so sorry, guys.

I just wanted to give you guys an unforgettable party.

Well, I promise you nobody will forget it.

It was supposed to start your whole marriage off

on the right foot

and now there can't even be a wedding.

The thing is Amy,

we love each other and you,

very much.

So, we're already on the right foot.

A few mess-ups can't change that.

That's... true.

When things went badly yesterday,

we could feel your heart break.

You put the weight of the world on your shoulders

and you didn't need to.

Your happiness is more important to us

than a cocktail hour or a perfect wedding.

That's good,

because you can't have a perfect wedding without rings.

Says who?

Not too long ago we couldn't get married at all.

Now we can get married

any way we want.

We don't need rings.

We have each other. And we have you.

Everything else...

it's just gravy.

Come here.

*

Thanks, guys.

I should probably get back to my friends.

Okay.

Go.

You think any of that got through?

Probably not. But it will.

That weird guy said

she will now rest side by side with Sobek

and they will be forever undisturbed.

[Buzzy] Where would that be?

No clue.

Maybe some place with Egyptian coffins that aren't out in the open.

Everybody knows most museums keep their extra exhibits

in a warehouse or something.

They do for the one at home.

Yeah. They totally do.

Hey.

I heard you guys last night.

I... I have to go to do some stuff.

In the other room. Harold?

[questioning grunt]

You wanna join me?

[questioning grunts]

I'll explain later, come on.

Look, guys, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I said what I said,

but I also meant it.

I mean, you two kind of froze me out

like we were never even friends.

Wow, Marshall, we had no idea.

Yeah. Why didn't you say something to us?

I didn't know how.

And besides, you two were always off at the paper

or making videos or just not hanging out with me.

Anyways, I just wanted to get that off my chest.

You know what, Marshall?

You're right.

I am?

Yeah. We messed up.

I guess we got so excited

about doing the Gutsy videos for the school paper,

we weren't really thinking about anything else.

Yeah. And we didn't mean to make you feel bad,

but now we know we did.

And I'm really sorry.

Yeah. Sorry, Marsh.

Apology accepted.

[laughing] Alright!

[Buzzy] Not that we were eavesdropping or anything.

Okay, let's bring Amy up to speed

on what we figured out.

Okay, Gilbert thinks Sobek took Rose some place

where they can be in side by side coffins undisturbed.

And Marshall thinks we should be looking for

a museum warehouse or something like that.

Yes, I did a story on the Rockport museum

storage facility a few years ago.

It's a warehouse with a huge Egyptian collection

about a half hour from here.

Nice work, you two. You make a good team.

You all do.

[grunts]

It's noon now and the wedding starts at 5:00.

All we have to do between then and now

is defeat a super powerful, evil mummy

who has got a laser scepter.

Piece of cake.

[Amy] Come on, let's go.

Oh great and powerful Sobek.

Though it took many hours and possibly years off my life,

I am pleased to announce that your tomb is complete!

[growls]

This is where you and your love shall rest for eternity.

Side by side, as the gods intended.

[growl]

A blessed couple such as yourselves will of course need

round the clock protection,

which is why I included two guards

to watch over you.

And finally,

your coffins and accoutrements are in this crate

which I will seal around you

and then you will be hidden forever, never to be found.

At least I hope not, for my sake.

[growl]

Does his awesomeness approve?

[grunts]

[laughs] He loves it! Yes!

Okay.

*

*

[Amy whispering] This way.

-[Harold grunts] -Shh.

[voices in the distance]

I hear voices.

[Larry] ...I'll come in, I'll bring tacos...

I think it's coming from over there.

Come on!

[Larry] ...chicken nuggets. We haven't tried those...

[Larry] You're going to be sealed away forever.

And what is a better send-off

than the world's freshest fruit?

[Gilbert] Rose's amulet!

You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Even when you're dead.

[Larry chuckles]

[worried grunts]

Don't worry, big guy. We'll get her back.

[Larry] I can't stress how many hours I put into this.

[Amy] What's the plan?

Okay, we need to get Sobek's doofy guy out of the way.

It should be pretty easy,

and once we do that, we can revive Rose.

And what's Sobek doing while we're doing that?

Because he's right there.

Good point.

We'll grab the amulet,

then one of us can distract Sobek.

While that's happening, we'll revive Rose.

Great. Couldn't be easier.

And after we do all of that,

Harold, you think you and Rose

can take down Sobek?

[grunts in agreement]

-I'm good with this. -Yeah, me too.

Yeah.

Uh... I don't know.

Sobek's really big and strong and powerful.

Gil, you okay?

Yeah, I'm just...

I'm fine.

Guys, I think I have an idea.

Ow!

Wha? Eh...

Is someone there?

[growls]

Okay, you can't hide from... Ah, well that was easy.

Ahhh!!!

What the...? You gotta...

-[Harold growls] -Ahhh!

It's not your color.

Alright guys, let's head in.

Okay. Let's go.

[muffled speech]

[admiring grunts]

Okay, which one of us is going to distract Sobek?

[muffled speech]

Okay, well don't everybody volunteer at once.

Sobek!

[Larry] Help!!!!!

Well, that guy volunteered, I guess.

[roars]

[Larry] These ropes are cutting off my circulation!

Okay, we only have a second until Sobek gets back.

Let's go get Rose!

[Larry] I need your mighty strength to assist me, Sobek!

Hey, Sobek. I have this mostly under control,

but if you could just untie these ropes

that would be amazing.

[Buzzy] There we go.

[gasping]

[Buzzy] It's okay! It's okay! You're safe.

[happy grunts]

It's okay. It's just us.

Intruder alert!

Your sworn enemy and those rotten kids are here!

[angry grunts]

Guys, come on. We gotta go.

[angry growls]

Okay, okay, okay.

Listen Mr. Sobek, if you could just let us go...

We won't tell anyone. No one needs to...

[Sobek roars]

Ladies and gentlemen,

meet the members of Sobek's court.

[cracking sounds]

[Gil screaming]

[grunts]

Bring Sobek's beloved to us.

Bring the rest of them to their doom.

[kids screaming]

[fighting grunts]

Watch out!

[fighting grunts]

[fighting grunts]

[loud growl]

[crashing]

Harold!

-[grunts] -[growls]

[growls]

[worried grunt]

Go get those brats!

[Amy] Guys, we gotta get outta here!

[Buzzy] Come on! Go, go, go, go, go!

[growls]

No, no, stay back!

[distant growls]

Dead end!

We've been corn mazed!

Help! Get away from me!

Where is Gilbert?

Oh no!

Come one, Gilbert. Stay gutsy, stay gutsy.

[growls]

[yelps]

-Gilbert! -What is he doing?

What are you doing?

[growling]

[growling]

-No! -No!!

Bring her to us!

Hey dummy mummies!

Up here!

-What? -Gilbert!

Harold!

Get Rose out of the way!

[grunts]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!

[Amy] Gilbert!

[Marshall] No!

[Gilbert screaming]

[crashing]

[gasps]

[cheering] Yeah!!! Gilbert!!!

[Amy] Yes, Gilbert!

I did it! I did it!

[loud angry roars]

[loud angry roars]

[Marshall] Go, go, go!

You! Sobek trusted you.

You were his best friend.

What did you do?

You stole the love of his life!

And now you all must pay!

[grunts]

[explanation grunts]

[pleading grunts]

The majestic Sobek is picking up

what you're putting down.

[relieved sigh]

And he has decided, if he cannot have you,

his true love,

then he will destroy you both!

Guys, I have an idea!

These shields are like mirrors.

Like at the Rockport museum with the moonlight.

What?

Trust me, please!

[Larry] Sobek, no!

[amulets shattering]

We did it!

It's over!

*

-[Buzzy] Yes! You did it! -[Amy] We did it!

[Gilbert] We did it, guys!

Uh, excuse me.

Well... almost.

Was I hypnotized by an evil mummy

and forced to carry out his diabolical bidding

as his mind-controlled lackey?

Yeah, that seems about right.

Uh-huh.

[bracelet clatters onto floor]

*

[sad grunts]

Why are they so sad?

Beats me. He was the worst.

I mean, he was.

He was a monster, but before all that,

they three of them were friends.

And he was Harold's best friend.

Well, I'm glad that's never gonna happen to the three of us.

Agreed.

I think we're gonna be okay.

Yeah.

Gilbert?

I gotta say something.

I'm not... I'm not gutsy.

I mean, what are you talking about?

You were amazing up there.

I was scared.

I was scared the whole time.

Look, I mean everyone gets scared.

But scared isn't the opposite of brave.

You can be both.

I like that. Up high.

[cell phone chiming]

People, we are 45 minutes out from the Hallo-wedding.

Wedding?

Wedding.

Oh, I think I might have something that belongs to you?

Oh! My dad's rings! Thank you!

Larry... I'm Larry.

[questioning grunt]

Hi.

Sorry again about all of that evil stuff, grrr.

All is forgiven.

Do you want to join us?

I couldn't possibly join...

I could use a dance partner.

Sure.

[tires screeching]

[questioning grunts]

Oh, these?

[grunt]

Um, I know you guys probably didn't have

wedding ceremonies in ancient Egypt,

but this is a part of ours.

These rings are something

we use as a symbol of our love and connection.

And people exchange them

to show that they are giving their love

from the heart to the other.

[understanding grunts]

Yeah, that's right.

Exchanging them is like giving the other person

a little piece of you

to carry around with them at all times.

Yeah, you get it.

[happy grunt]

*

[tires screech]

Quickety-quick change into

your Sunday wedding finery fast, got it?

[All] Got it!

I might need to borrow some clothes.

I've been wearing this for a while.

[sniffs]

[gags]

Yeah, he is a little wiffy.

Buzzy, can you run to my dad's room and grab something for him?

Yes! Okay, let's go!

Go, go, go!

[Buzzy] Go, go, go, go, go!

[Buzzy] Alright!

We got here with 10 minutes to spare.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here today

to celebrate the union of Michael and Carl.

Now, some of you might be wondering,

a wedding on Halloween?

[grunts]

[Minister] But when you think about it, it makes sense.

Michael and Carl, as it turns out,

first met on Halloween two years ago.

They discovered they shared a love of old horror movies

and then they discovered they shared a love of so much more.

I don't have to tell you,

the love they shared was for each other.

Now, normally this is where we exchange the rings,

but the couple have chosen to forgo...

Um, actually, we can still forgo it,

but I do happen to have them.

You're full of surprises, aren't you?

I'm done, after this, I promise.

I know we could have done this without the rings,

and it would have been just as amazing

because you have each other and we have each other.

Everything else is just gravy.

[Minister] Alright, now that we have the rings,

we can commence with the exchange

and finalize the union between Michael and Carl.

Of course.

Anything for a friend.

I, Carl Ramone.

Do solemnly swear to take this man, Michael Vann.

Do solemnly swear to take this man, Michael Vann.

[Minister] As my lawfully wedding husband

for ever and ever.

[Carl] As my lawfully wedded husband for ever and ever.

[in agreement grunts]

[Minister] And now Michael. I, Michael Vann.

I, Michael Vann.

Do solemnly swear to take this man, Carl Ramone.

[Michael] Do solemnly swear to take this man, Carl Ramone.

[Minister] As my lawfully wedded husband for ever and ever.

[Michael] As my lawfully wedded husband for ever and ever.

I now pronounce you husbands!

[cheering and applause]

*

Let's party!

[cheering]

* Oh, live a little louder

* Oh, laugh a little longer

* Push your luck

* Feel it all over

* Soak it up, yeah

* Till you shine, shine, shine *

* And leave it all behind

* Oh, live a little louder

* Oh, live a little louder now

* Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh *

* Oh, oh, oh

* Yeah, live a little louder now *

* Oh, live a little louder

* Oh, laugh a little longer

* Push your luck

* Feel it all over

* Soak it up, yeah

* Till you shine, shine, shine *

* And leave it all behind

[grunts]

* Oh, live a little louder

* Oh, live a little louder now

* Oh, oh, oh

* Oh, oh, oh

* Oh, oh, oh

* Yeah, live a little louder now *

* Oh, oh, oh

* Oh, oh, oh

* Oh, oh, oh

* Yeah, live a little louder now *

*

[grunts]

It's 11:15, guys. It's time.

Yeah.

*

[buzzer]

You again?

Miss me?

Harold, Rose, it's been an honor.

[grunts]

Goodbye, Rose.

Goodbye, Harold.

It was really good to see you again.

I'm glad you got to see my hometown.

[sad grunts]

[sad grunts]

I'm gonna miss you guys.

It's been really great getting to know you, Rose.

I... hope you two have a great...

Oh, Harold...

[grunts softly]

Love you, buddy.

[sad grunts]

Have a great afterlife.

[grunts]

This town's got a late night diner, right?

Best one in the state.

I'm treating. Come on.

Let em' rest.

Wait.

Marshall... we gotta go.

Yeah.

I know.

So what do you guys want to do for Halloween next year?

Really, Gilbert?

I think I'm still gonna be recovering from this Halloween.

Come on, you two!

Scary season never sleeps!

[laughing]

[car engine starts]

* I got you under wraps

* Oh, oh, oh

* I got you under wraps

* Oh, oh, oh

* When the heat is on I got you under wraps *

* Oh, oh, oh

* Gonna let you in on a secret *

* Gotta promise me that you'll keep it *

* When you count, count on me *

* I'll be there just to see *

* You're not alone in the unknown *

* I got you under wraps

* Oh, oh, oh

* I got you under wraps