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(FUNKY, UPBEAT MUSIC)
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(TYRES SCREECH, ALEXA GRUNTS)
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Hello! Merry Christmas.
Ho ho ho. Here you go.
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Christmas was three weeks ago.
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Oh, on behalf of the
Postal Service, I apologise.
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We were late (!)
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SOFTLY: Sorry.
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Oh. Hey, oh, no,
they're just real estate letters,
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so it's not real.
It's just not from a real human.
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That's because real humans know how
much I despise environmental waste,
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like, oh, Christmas cards,
tinsel, wrapping paper.
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OK, Mr Grinch. (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, how was your Christmas? Were you just
sitting there eating your, like, frozen meal?
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Was it a lonely one, was it...
dear?
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I had a lovely Christmas with
all my friends three weeks ago.
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Oh.
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You're supposed to put these in the mailbox.
- You're it.
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
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(MUSIC FADES)
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Hello. You look
all relaxed and summery.
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Two weeks without phone reception
will do that. You get away?
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No. Stayed in town
while the rest of Auckland
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headed out to their holiday
homes. And I loved it.
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Yeah, I was in the Coromandel
with the rest of Auckland.
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Ha. Still relaxing, though
? until I got back to work.
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Paddy Jones did not have
a good Christmas.
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Resident of Woodhouse St.
Famous Christmas light destination.
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- Yeah, I know the one.
- Yeah.
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Each year, the residents put on quite a
show, but Paddy's house always stands out.
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On Christmas Eve, Paddy went up on
to the roof to fix a faulty Rudolph.
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He slipped, and he fell.
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Or was he pushed?
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Actually, everything
points to it being an accident.
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- (SCOFFS)
- Paddy was getting on a bit.
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The roof was cluttered
with cords and transformers.
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Plus, there was a bunch
of eyewitnesses.
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They saw him fall, and
he was definitely alone up there.
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So what are you doing here?
You just came to show me your tan?
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(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
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No, I need you to prove without
doubt that it wasn't a murder.
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Paddy's wife, Josie, is convinced
that the neighbours are responsible.
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Luke, he works in marketing,
and Heather is a home executive.
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They've got two kids. Normal people,
as far as we can tell.
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But Josie thinks that they
pushed her husband off the roof.
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There's been a little bit of
rivalry the past couple of years.
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- Rivalry?
- Yeah. The Christmas lights.
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Paddy and Josie won best display
for a few years running
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until the competition aspect
was cancel led by residents' vote.
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Mm-hm.
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It spilled over into the rest of the year
? council complaints, that sort of thing.
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So you want me to break up warring
neighbours? Harry, I'm on holiday.
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Josie needs some closure.
Look, she lost her man at Christmas.
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She's grieving.
She's looking for someone to blame.
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We've checked every possibility, but
I'm worried she might do something silly.
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So I just go there,
prove it was an accident,
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and I can go back to my summer reading.
- Exactly.
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Eat, Pray, Love?
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I was joking.
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See ya.
- Bye.
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Captions by Sam Baker.
Edited by Alex Walker.
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Captions were made with
the support of NZ On Air.
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www.able.co.nz
Copyright Able 2022
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What happened? Someone was
lacking in Christmas spirit?
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Nah, somebody fell off a roof, and we just
have to prove that it wasn't an accident.
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OK, well, this makes for a change.
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Wow. These people are dedicated.
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Yup, they sure are.
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That's Paddy, who fell,
and his wife, Josie.
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And living to the right of them
are the McGrahams ?
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Heather and Luke and...
two little Lukes.
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Uh, these people
named their house?
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Eh?
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READS: McGraham Mews.
Established 2018.
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Who names their house?
And what even is a mews?
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Oh, I know.
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It's a line of dwellings,
usually converted from a stables.
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Someone should tell them that.
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(CHUCKLES) Winner.
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Hey. Contact the City Council
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and find out what these neighbours
were really warring about.
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OK, the big stuff, huh (?)
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- Can you pick up those grapes?
- RESIGNEDLY: Of course.
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
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(LOW-KEY JAZZ MUSIC)
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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(SLEIGH BELLS JANGLE)
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Paddy and I moved here
40 years ago.
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Back then, there was no fences
between the properties.
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Neighbours were friends.
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So the disagreements didn't start
with the Christmas lights?
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(SCOFFS) Do not get me
started on the lights.
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Look at this.
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'A gift, ' they said.
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'So we could fit in with
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'the street's aesthetic, ' they said.
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'Cream or white,
a symphony in beige.'
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Trying to make us get rid of everything we've
collected over the years ? our decorations!
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Did you see my big fat Santa out the front there?
- Oh, I did, Josie.
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Kind of hard to miss.
- Mm.
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Isn't it bad luck to leave your Christmas
decorations out past a certain date?
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My husband is dead.
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How can my luck possibly
get any worse?
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Josie, several eyewitnesses saw him
fall. There was no one else up there.
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No one could have pushed him.
- Paddy had been on that roof a hundred times.
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He was a capable man! Not the sort
to just... topple off a roof.
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He looks like a wonderful guy.
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He wouldn't hurt a fly.
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But do you know what Luke said to him the night before he died?
- What?
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He said,
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'I hope you fall off
that bloody roof.'
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Now, are you gonna tell me
that's a coincidence?
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC)
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(KNOCKING)
- Hello.
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- Hello. What's your name?
- Oscar.
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Hi, Oscar. I'm Alexa.
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Oscar! What have I told you
about talking to her?
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Josie...
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Alexa, actually. You?
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Luke. Yeah.
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Um, jump inside, Oskie.
- Actually, Luke, uh...
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Mind if I just pop over
for a quick chat?
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Sorry about the chaos. We're unpacking.
We just got in from the Coromandel.
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Yeah, it's embarrassing. (CHUCKLES)
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So, I know that the police have talked to
all the neighbours, so this won't take a sec.
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Well, we're... we're truly sorry what happened
to Paddy, of course, you know, but... (INHALES)
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He was a grumpy old guy.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Not that
we wanna speak ill of the dead.
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He was grumpy to everyone,
or did you two get special treatment?
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Any time we did anything,
he'd complain.
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We painted the house in grey warbler; He complained.
- (CHUCKLES)
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We planted star jasmine;
He complained.
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And it wasn't just Paddy; It was Josie as well. She was just as bad.
- Mm.
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Look, I mean, they weren't happy
unless there was something to moan about.
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Paddy gave himself
a heart attack last year.
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How does someone
give themselves a heart attack?
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Getting wound up over
Hamish and Monique's dogs.
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- Oh, Hamish and Monique are the neighbours on the other side?
- Yeah, lovely people. Lovely.
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But Paddy gave them hell. I mean,
this one time, mid-tantrum,
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he was going off at them, clutches
his chest, and over he goes.
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And even though he'd been yelling abuse,
Monique still gave him CPR. Saved his life.
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Then the ambulance carted him off.
A week later, he was back at it again.
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- And the experience didn't make him any nicer.
- It did not. (CHUCKLES)
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Not that you want to
speak ill of the dead.
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Look, I wouldn't wish what happened on
anybody, but he's a very unpleasant man.
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What about you, Luke?
Would you wish ill on the dead?
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- 'I hope you fall off that bloody roof.'
- (GROANS)
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Yeah, I, um...
Look, I shouldn't have said that.
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- You know that Josie thinks that one of you two pushed him off the roof.
- Of course we know.
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Despite there being people there
that saw him up there. Alone.
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She's mad.
- Look, if? if we'd killed the guy,
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do you think we'd be standing here openly bagging him?
- I dunno.
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I don't know you.
- Well, we wouldn't lie.
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We're straight-up people. Trust me,
what you see is what you get.
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Eh, babe?
- (SIGHS)
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- Thanks so much for that.
- No worries.
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- Gosh, that's bright.
- Yeah.
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I wanted the warm yellow, but Heather wanted a cool
white ? goes with the grey warbler, apparently.
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Sure.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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- Oh, Hamish! Monique. - Oh, hi!
- Oh, gidday, Luke. How are you?
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- These guys live on the other side of Josie and Paddy.
- How do you do?
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- This is Alexa. She's from the police.
- Well, a friend of the police.
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- Oh, hi. - Hi there.
- (CHUCKLES)
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You know how Josie's going on about someone pushing Paddy off the roof?
- Yeah, poor thing.
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Right. What, and you're here because of
that? Do you think there's something in it?
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- Well, I'm reserving judgement.
- Right.
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Well, we can all save her
the time, though, right?
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She's mad as a cut snake. - Oh, come on, mate.
- Well, she has gone a bit... crazy.
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She doesn't want anyone's help.
I started a meal train for her,
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you know, where people volunteer to provide
dinner, and the neighbours really rallied.
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Yeah, but then Heather saw her pouring a
beautiful vegan green curry into a wheelie bin...
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(SCOFFS) - ...like it was...
like it was poison or something.
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Yeah, not good. Mm.
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Hey, I noticed that you guys have
got security cameras in front and back.
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Do you think they captured any images from the night that Paddy died?
- Oh, yeah, maybe.
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We hardly bother checking them, cos the
dogs set them off quite a bit. (CHUCKLES)
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But the data's sent to my cloud, so, I
mean, you can have a look at it if you want.
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- I'd love that. Now?
- Yeah. Yeah, come on through. - Yeah, sure. Cool.
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- Great.
- Cool.
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- Nice to meet you, Luke.
- Yeah. Like? Oh, actually, um...
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Here, take that.
If you need anything.
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- Thanks.
- OK.
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We definitely had
our moments with Paddy.
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Nothing like
Luke and Heather, though.
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Well, let's just say
he wasn't much of a dog lover.
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- Don't tell me he gave you a hard time about them.
- Oh, every single day.
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The little rascal used to get into his yard,
and he used to, you know, dig underneath.
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- Only a couple times, though, babe.
- Oh, but Paddy used to get so wound up.
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- Yeah, I heard he had a heart attack, like, right in front of you.
- Mm-hm.
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- Yeah. Lucky Monnie was there.
- Oh, well, it was instinct, really. My training kicked in.
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Now, Alexa, I am making cocktails.
Would you like a little dirty martini?
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- I'm good.
- OK.
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Ah. Here we are. December 24th.
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It buzzed about a half dozen times, so you
might be able to find something on there.
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- Can you airdrop that to me?
- Uh, yes. Well, this computer's a bit ancient for that.
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I think you mean you're the ancient one, babe,
who doesn't know how to work it. (LAUGHS)
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- Do you want me to email it to you?
- That would be awesome. - Great.
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- Really appreciate your help.
- Oh, anything to keep the peace. (EMAIL WHOOSHES)
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Look, uh, the old boy fell off
the roof. That's it. You know?
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If you can convince Josie of that, there'd
be a lot of grateful people out there.
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(DOOR SLAMS SHUT) - So, I found a
couple of things in the council records.
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Madison. Someone put
an ugly collar on my cat.
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(MIAOWS) - An application
from Luke and Heather
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to build a new carport two years ago.
- I didn't see no carport.
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Madison, the collar.
- Yeah, that'll be because the building consent was turned down.
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Complaints from neighbours.
- Our friends Paddy and Josie.
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- (MIAOWS)
- Collar!
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Any ideas?
- It was on sale, and I couldn't resist.
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- It's Christmas-themed.
- It's red and green. - With snowflakes!
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- It's cute, though, right?
- No, not cute.
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You may notice that the Christmas tree which you
installed in December was taken down January1st,
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cos I don't like it when seasons linger, and
I don't like it when they start too early.
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Why can we not just live?
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Why does everything have to be
an occasion? (CELL PHONE PINGS)
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Ooh, hey. Turn on the TV.
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This is the security camera footage from
the other neighbours, Hamish and Monique.
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Yeah, between August and November,
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00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,316
Paddy called the noise control
on them seven times ? dogs barking.
219
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,836
(DOGS YAP ON TV)
- Mm-hm. Dogs.
220
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,920
Dogs. Dogs.
221
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,636
(RATTLING ON TV, MUFFLED YELL)
222
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,876
(GASPS) That's the sound of
Paddy hitting the ground.
223
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:58,756
(RATTLING)
224
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:02,356
10.15 exactly,
just like the police report said.
225
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,640
- Poor guy.
- Let's go to the front view.
226
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:10,240
Here is just before the fall.
Did you see that?
227
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:15,356
- See what?
- To the side, at the house where Luke and Heather live,
228
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:17,440
the light changes.
229
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:22,356
Top middle. There it is again,
just over two hours later.
230
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,876
Someone leaving the house
and tripping the sensor line.
231
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
Luke or Heather?
232
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,240
Picking him.
233
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:35,080
But where would he be going
at that time of night?
234
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,720
(MUSIC BUILDS)
235
00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,480
(GROOVY MUSIC)
236
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,036
We were just having a coffee.
Did you want one?
237
00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,036
Um, no, thank you. I just...
238
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,116
Oh, Monique. Hello.
239
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,836
Hello.
240
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,196
Uh, this won't take long. I just
wanna ask a couple of questions.
241
00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:01,880
- Should we catch up later?
- Well, I can stay if you want.
242
00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,156
Oh, OK. Well,
243
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,240
let's see. Um...
244
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,920
So, 24th of December, where was Luke?
245
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,360
Here, with me...
246
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,956
watching a silly Christmas movie,
after which we went to bed.
247
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:23,796
We were both fast asleep
when Paddy fell off the roof.
248
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:29,760
At 10.15? Gosh, that must have been
an early night or a very short film.
249
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:35,880
So nobody came to visit about 10.10,
leaving shortly before 1.00?
250
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,036
As I said, we were in bed.
251
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:44,076
Sorry. This is just feeling a little bit like
they're still being harassed even after Paddy's gone.
252
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,956
No, just looking for answers.
253
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:50,516
Well, I think your answer is that Josie
needs some serious grief counselling.
254
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:54,080
And my husband and I
need to be left alone.
255
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800
Fair enough.
256
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,960
(LAID-BACK MUSIC)
257
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,760
Hello. Come on through.
Come on through.
258
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:35,076
Crikey! What do you guys do here?
Ooh, Spacies!
259
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:41,196
Ah, like, digital agency, PR, you know.
Influencers, content creators, artists.
260
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,476
- Oh! (GROANS)
- It's good fun, huh?
261
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,156
Oh, I was always bad at Spacies.
It makes me nervous. OK.
262
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,240
So...
- So.
263
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,956
Where were you
the night that Paddy died?
264
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,316
Wow. That's a... Sounds a lot
like, 'Did you kill the guy?'
265
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,636
No, cos if I wanted to ask that,
I'd just ask that.
266
00:15:57,720 --> 00:16:00,516
I just wanna know if you were at home.
- Right.
267
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,556
Well, I actually? I don't, uh... I don't
have to tell you my personal business, so...
268
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:09,716
No, no, you don't have to tell me. But, you know,
if you want Josie to stop with the accusations,
269
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,636
let's just clear this up.
- (CLEARS THROAT) Josie. Right.
270
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,516
I think you're giving her way too
much credit. (CELL PHONE BUZZES)
271
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,876
Yeah. And I'm actually
really busy, so...
272
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:23,636
No, no. If you need to get that other
phone, wherever it is, then please do.
273
00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,116
I have time.
- And I have a big campaign on.
274
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,676
So if you want to humour that
old bat, that's fine with me.
275
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,960
But don't ever come
to my office again.
276
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,796
- Oh. - Do you want me to show you out?
- No, no.
277
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,160
- Yeah. - I know the way.
- OK.
278
00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:40,720
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
279
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400
Is that right?
280
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,880
Yeah, well...
281
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,280
(GROOVY MUSIC)
282
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:09,356
Town was empty this time last week.
283
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:13,836
Reuben! Where the hell did all these people
come from, and why don't they go back there?
284
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:18,796
- (CLEARS THROAT) Well, I kinda like having customers.
- Coffee, please.
285
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,876
(CELL PHONE TRILLS)
286
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,196
Hey, Beth. Happy New Year.
287
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,796
The year is weeks old.
You can stop saying that already.
288
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,716
Oh, it's just Alexa.
She's got a thing.
289
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,876
Yeah. Post-Chrissy slump, I reckon.
290
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:37,236
You know, Luke's got a second phone.
I need to get my hands on it somehow.
291
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:40,676
- Oi, Beth? You wanna steal a phone?
- Ooh, that's a great idea.
292
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:45,396
Get her to pose as a client. Go and see Luke
and look for an opportunity to swipe it.
293
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,916
Did you get that?
294
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,236
What kind of client?
- I dunno. Like, a content creator or an influencer,
295
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:55,996
whatever kind of people Luke sees.
Madison will text you the address.
296
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,516
- And what are we doing?
- Well, you're going to be my moral support.
297
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:05,880
- For what?
- For my thing. You know how the lingering seasons make me queasy?
298
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,280
- You OK up there?
- Mm-hm.
299
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,996
You know, you could've sent me up.
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
300
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,634
(SIGHS)
301
00:18:14,016 --> 00:18:15,016
Hey.
302
00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,657
OK. Can you see me?
303
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:21,993
Yes.
304
00:18:22,778 --> 00:18:25,378
Ouch. (GRUNTS, WINCES) Ouch.
305
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,078
OK. (PANTS)
306
00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,280
Can you see me now?
307
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,307
Still yes. There's no way
anyone else was up there with him.
308
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,600
(SCOFFS) Blast.
309
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,880
(SIGHS)
310
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,160
(DOG YAPS)
311
00:18:52,826 --> 00:18:54,826
Hi.
312
00:18:55,931 --> 00:18:58,331
Come on, you two.
(DOGS PANT)
313
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,876
Are you sure you don't
need me to come up?
314
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,360
Nah, I think you'd have
way too much fun.
315
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,120
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
316
00:19:12,105 --> 00:19:15,341
I bet this is punishment for
the Christmas-themed collar.
317
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,356
(DOOR CLATTERS SHUT)
- Oh. Did you find something?
318
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:23,756
- No, nothing yet.
- Well, you must have a theory. Why else would you be up there?
319
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,836
Just checking that the police
haven't missed anything.
320
00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,756
Well, of course
they missed something.
321
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,116
They missed the fact
that my husband was murdered,
322
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,916
and the people who did it
are sitting right next door.
323
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,080
- This is cool.
- Oh. Yeah.
324
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:41,876
Winners of the People's Choice Best Display. We won
that every year till they cancel led the voting in 2019.
325
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,996
The neighbours thought it wasn't
in the spirit of Christmas.
326
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:47,080
Sore losers, more like.
327
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,076
- I wish I'd seen your display at night.
- You still can.
328
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,716
I turn it on every evening
in Paddy's hon our,
329
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:59,716
and I will keep doing it until
his killers are brought to justice.
330
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,080
Look, if anyone can do that,
Alexa can.
331
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,476
Josie, tell me about
Paddy's heart complaint.
332
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:12,516
It was arrhythmia, but it wasn't his ticker
that made him fall. He had a pacemaker.
333
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,716
That and the pills kept him
healthier than you or me.
334
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:19,676
And the coroner said the cause of death
was the fall, not a heart attack, right?
335
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,760
Exactly.
336
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,600
(FUNKY MUSIC)
337
00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,120
Ta-da.
338
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,676
Mm. And what am I looking at?
339
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:47,396
A business proposal. I designed an
app for Beth to pitch to Luke tomorrow.
340
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,560
Well, this looks extremely stupid.
341
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,916
I think Luke will love it.
- Thank you.
342
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,596
You know, if that app existed, you would definitely download it, Alexa.
- Oh, I don't think so.
343
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,596
- Hey, I'm going to check out Josie's lights. You wanna come?
- No, thank you.
344
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:06,560
Chowder and I have things to discuss.
- OK. Bye.
345
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:13,156
An app which sends fake messages from
your cat to an owner when they're away.
346
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:15,156
Who would want a thing like that, Chowder?
- (PURRS)
347
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,156
I mean, what kind of a weirdo
wants messages from their pussycat?
348
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,640
(INHALES) Who's a pussycat?
349
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,960
(GROOVY MUSIC)
350
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,680
(CELL PHONE TRILLS)
(GROANS)
351
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,836
Hello.
352
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:40,356
MADISON ON PHONE: Hi. So, I'm here checking
out Josie's light display, and, um...
353
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:44,240
- And?
- And there's something you need to see.
354
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,880
HEATHER: You're joking.
355
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:57,036
- JOSIE: Oh, I'm next, am I?
- LUKE: Seriously, take a hint. It's time for you to go.
356
00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,956
- Ooh, I better lock my doors.
- Go to a home or something. You're nuts. Completely nuts.
357
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:04,556
Well, I don't regret it. And he
can sue me. I don't give a flying...
358
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,516
toss.
- Josie.
359
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:10,716
You can't keep doing this.
- Well, there's nothing else to do.
360
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:15,880
There's nobody to talk to, cook for,
have a glass of wine with.
361
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,716
I thought we'd go down together.
362
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:28,076
You know, there's people you read about
who die within days or hours of each other.
363
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,560
I just never expected
to be living alone.
364
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,400
And don't tell me to get a cat.
365
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,836
I wouldn't dare. Cats are jerks.
366
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,636
Well, I quite like them, actually,
but it wouldn't be fair on the thing,
367
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:49,520
not with those hairy rodents
in collars across the fence.
368
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,916
Look, Josie, I know it's hard.
All right? And...
369
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:00,276
Now, I hardly ever do this for
people. Well, not for anyone, actually.
370
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:04,556
But if you ever find that you're about to do
something that's gonna land you in a jail cell,
371
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,240
I want you to call me. All right?
372
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:14,516
And we will just talk rubbish until the urge for revenge goes away.
- Well, you are a brave woman.
373
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,796
You might be getting
a lot of phone calls.
374
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,676
Well, I'd rather that than you wind
up on the end of legal proceedings.
375
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,676
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
376
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,796
- Luke and Heather are starting legal proceedings.
- Ugh!
377
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,236
Honestly.
- They're allowed to be a little bit peeved.
378
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,556
(SIGHS) Luke is not an innocent victim
in all of this. He's hiding something.
379
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:37,996
The guy's a bit of a prat, but do you really think
he'd kill someone over Christmas decorations?
380
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,996
I don't think it's that.
381
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:46,160
But I've got another theory, which
I'm hoping to confirm right about now.
382
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,960
- Um, what? Soda?
- Ooh, yes, please. - Yeah, OK.
383
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,720
So, um... I loved your prop.
384
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,516
- You did?
- Yeah, it's a really cool idea for an app.
385
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:04,396
I mean, it's on point, you know? (CHUCKLES)
Can you just imagine the crazy old cat ladies?
386
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:06,716
They are gonna lap this up.
- Oh.
387
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,880
And you know
what that means, right?
388
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,036
All right!
389
00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,436
Oh my? Oh my God! Oh my God.
- Oh?
390
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,720
Whoa!
- Can you?
391
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,516
- Oh my God. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) I'm so sorry about that.
- Nah, nah.
392
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,236
- Um...
- Someone must've shaken it up. It's just?
393
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,636
- Who would do that?
- You know, it's? it's not your fault, Beth. I'll just...
394
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,120
I'll grab a cloth, yeah? Lily!
- (GROANS)
395
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,720
It's a really terrible
first impression.
396
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,080
I'm really embarrassed.
397
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,480
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
398
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,796
- Wow.
- Um, actually... You know what? I don't think I'm ready.
399
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,996
Mm. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - What? Sorry,
what? You're not ready? What do you mean?
400
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,756
I think the soda was a sign. I don't
think? I don't think the app is ready,
401
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,076
and I'm really sorry about this,
but, hey, thank you!
402
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,160
I just said it's money!
Don't worry about the s?
403
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:19,476
Beth came through.
Luke's phone. Both of them.
404
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,316
- She didn't just swipe the burner phone?
- She didn't know which it was.
405
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,716
Luke's got this vintage, retro vibe going,
and both his phones are pretty alike.
406
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:32,396
I love it. Oh, the guy calls the same number
over and over again. He makes it too easy for us.
407
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:38,076
So, it looks like Luke really missed his lover
while he was away at the beach with his family.
408
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,556
What do you suppose his wife
was doing when he sent this?
409
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,640
Oh. Classy (!)
410
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,120
OK, wait. Here's another one.
411
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,236
Here we go. (READS) 'I think
your neighbour saw us.'
412
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,436
- Meaning Paddy?
- Meaning Paddy. Does that smell like a motive to you? Hm.
413
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,356
Ooh. Don't look now, but...
414
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,356
Oh God. You didn't disable
the location app?
415
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,596
I didn't think phones this old
would even have that ability.
416
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,116
OK, well, just be cool, fool.
417
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,396
- Alexa, what are you doing here?
- Luke!
418
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,436
This is my coffee house. I live here.
419
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:17,756
- With my phones?
- Oh, your phones. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) Here you go.
420
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,440
So you sent her,
the girl with that cat app.
421
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:26,236
You know, I don't care if they're
your mates. I'm calling the cops.
422
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:31,756
Comes into my office, sprays soda all over me and
all over my desk, and then she steals my phones.
423
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,836
Luke, let's just take a walk,
you and me.
424
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:42,200
You've really got a lot to learn about having
an affair and not getting caught, don't ya?
425
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,156
- She's a brand manager.
- And she comes to Auckland once a week.
426
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,516
- How do you know that?
- Well, your phone blows up every Thursday.
427
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,236
You're not very good at this, Luke, are ya?
- It's none of your business.
428
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,316
And it certainly has nothing
to do with that old bat next door.
429
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,036
Well, considering you and
your mistress were talking about
430
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:05,556
how that old bat next door's
now-deceased husband saw you together,
431
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,916
well, yeah, I think it's my business.
432
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,036
Hold on. You th... (CHUCKLES)
433
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:13,076
Did you think I did something cos
I wanted to stop him telling anyone?
434
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,160
- Well, did ya?
- No.
435
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,280
No!
436
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,080
I don't even know if he did see us.
437
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,956
Caroline was dropping me
at the top of the street one night,
438
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,956
and he just happened to be coming
home from the grocery store or something.
439
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,596
- Did he say anything to you about it ever?
- No. Nothing came of it.
440
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:32,680
OK. And... (SCOFFS)
441
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:39,236
I... I don't want Heather finding out. She
doesn't know, and I don't want her finding out.
442
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:44,596
- So tell me this ? where was your girlfriend the night Paddy died?
- With me.
443
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,480
Hotel down by the Viaduct.
- On Christmas Eve?
444
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,036
- I've got the receipt.
- Well, don't let your wife find that.
445
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,200
What do you want, Alexa?
446
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,796
Are you gonna tell Luke's wife
that he's sleeping with his workmate?
447
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,996
No, but he's about to drop the legal
proceedings against Josie, so... win-win.
448
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:10,236
Yeah, Heather told me that Luke was at home
with her the night that Paddy died, watching TV.
449
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:14,316
Luke admitted that he's getting a bit of
rumpty-pumpty at the local hotel, so...
450
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,000
So she did lie.
What, to give Luke an alibi?
451
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,400
Or to give herself one.
452
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,240
(FUNKY MUSIC)
453
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:33,036
This is getting a bit
over the top, isn't it?
454
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:35,800
Why'd you lie for your husband?
455
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,596
You said that Luke was
home with you that night.
456
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,760
Silly Christmas movie, early night.
457
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,760
That wasn't true.
458
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:50,520
Fine. Luke wasn't home
with me that night.
459
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:56,196
But he wasn't on next door's roof either.
- So you know.
460
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,280
About the affair.
461
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,276
Some things are more important ?
keeping the family together,
462
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,760
not throwing everything away
for a stupid... phase.
463
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,080
My boys deserve a family.
464
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,320
So...
465
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:23,356
you were home on your own that night?
- I was home with my boys.
466
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,476
They were in bed,
and I didn't go anywhere.
467
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:31,760
I wouldn't leave them alone
in the house. Not even for a minute.
468
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:37,236
She says she was
home alone all night.
469
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,276
She could have popped out
while the kids were sleeping
470
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:44,716
and while her husband was out doing whatever he was doing.
- Having his early mid-life crisis.
471
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,916
So she could've. Might've.
472
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,476
Or, as Harry says, 'Maybe Paddy
just slipped and fell off the roof.'
473
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,840
Meh, he doesn't believe that.
(CELL PHONE TRILLS)
474
00:29:56,560 --> 00:30:01,560
Hello, Alexa speaking.
- Alexa. There's someone on my roof.
475
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:06,280
- Are you sure?
- Somebody's up there. I can hear them.
476
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,716
I'm gonna go out there.
477
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,156
So help me God, I'm gonna get
Paddy's cricket bat, and I'm gonna...
478
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:19,520
Josie, do not do that. Just stay where
you are. I'll be there as soon as I can.
479
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:23,836
(SIGHS) It's hard enough
living without Paddy.
480
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,920
Now all this going on.
481
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,320
I know. There you go.
Have a hot choccy.
482
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,560
Go on.
483
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,440
Gets better, you know.
484
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:42,436
I mean, you'll always miss him, but eventually,
the memories stop hurting your heart,
485
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,920
and they just make you smile.
486
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:51,756
So, anyway, I've had a really good
look around, and I don't see anyone.
487
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,316
But if you're worried, I can get
the canine unit from the police
488
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,156
to come and make sure no one's hanging around.
- There is no point.
489
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:04,116
They're long gone. Back next door to their designer couch.
- (CHUCKLES)
490
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,400
Look, thanks for coming,
Alexa, but... I'm fine.
491
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:11,476
All right. Just so long as you
don't go over there with a cricket bat.
492
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,560
What have I got to lose?
493
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,716
Well, quite a lot, actually.
494
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,516
I mean, this house ?
Paddy's house, his castle.
495
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:25,716
If those people get all litigious on you,
there'll be legal fees, there'll be fines.
496
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,756
I don't think you can afford to take
them on ? not financially, not emotionally.
497
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,756
So, Josie, you have a really
good sleep tonight, all right?
498
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840
(MUGS CLINK)
499
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,440
SOFTLY: I got this.
500
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,760
(SLURPS QUIETLY)
501
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:45,680
(FUNKY MUSIC)
502
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:57,276
Someone was up on Josie's roof.
What on earth were they doing there?
503
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,876
Hello?
504
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:03,236
Sorry, it's Monique's Dogstagram ?
Monique who lives next door to Josie.
505
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:08,396
- Oh, her with the two yapping mutts.
- Look, they may yap, but these dogs have a lot of followers.
506
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,836
I checked out the analytics,
and Monique is making major cash,
507
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:15,120
even before the big
sponsorship deal.
508
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,356
Something was up on that roof
which made Paddy fall.
509
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,716
Maybe that's what our late-night roof walker was doing.
- Huh?
510
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,800
Removing evidence.
511
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,440
Whatever that evidence was.
512
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,156
JOSIE: Get out of it,
you miserable creatures!
513
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,036
Go on. Go.
- MONIQUE: Oi!
514
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,796
Don't you shout at my babies.
- They were on my property.
515
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,356
Careful, Josie. You don't wanna
give yourself a heart attack.
516
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,236
Come on, babies. Come on.
Come on, darling.
517
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,556
Leave that miserable
old witch alone.
518
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,596
That's it, girls. Come on, darling.
- (SIGHS)
519
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,680
Good girls.
520
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,840
Where did you go, little fella?
521
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,760
Do you know what this is?
- Mm. No.
522
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,476
Paddy did all the electrics.
523
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,876
Do you think it had something to do with his fall?
- I dunno.
524
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:19,916
But it's not there any more. I think someone came and took it down.
- The intruder from last night?
525
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:23,196
- Yeah.
- So now they're stealing our decorations, our electronics.
526
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,560
I wouldn't put it past them.
527
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:30,036
- Hey, I heard Monique yelling at you before.
- I'm used to it.
528
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:35,676
- 'Don't have a heart attack.' It's pretty cruel.
- Hm. Well, I've heard worse.
529
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,640
That little cow doesn't bother me.
530
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,680
So, tell me about
Paddy's pacemaker.
531
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,480
It was a lifesaver, literally.
532
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,076
- Did it keep a digital record like some of them do?
- It did.
533
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,560
Downloaded all the data
to our computer.
534
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,196
We used to joke the computer always knew
when something had got his heart racing.
535
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,280
(CHUCKLES)
536
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,636
Did you keep that data?
537
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:09,036
The record of my husband's heart
beating? I'm not likely to throw that away.
538
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:14,596
So if Paddy had a heart attack in July, that
means you've got, like, six months of data.
539
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,680
From the new one, yeah.
540
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000
The new one?
541
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,316
Paddy got his first pacemaker eight years
ago, but then he had to have it replaced.
542
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,916
- Because?
- It malfunctioned.
543
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,080
That's what caused the heart attack.
544
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,516
The heart attack he had when he was fighting
with Hamish and Monique about their dogs?
545
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,600
Yeah.
546
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:41,520
(CURIOUS MUSIC)
547
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,956
So, the police took a look at these, but
they decided there was nothing unusual
548
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:52,720
in a pacemaker which failed
when its owner died in a fall.
549
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,716
It's doing its thing.
Beat, beat, beat until December 24.
550
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:01,916
And then the pacemaker stopped
at 10.14 when Paddy hit the ground.
551
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:09,276
But in the security camera footage from next
door, we hear Paddy fall at 10.15 on the dot.
552
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,560
So his heart failed,
and then he fell?
553
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,640
His pacemaker failed.
554
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,236
- So it is an accident.
- He had it replaced six months ago.
555
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,956
One pacemaker malfunctioning ?
well, that looks like an accident.
556
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,676
Two, it starts to look a little bit
like murder. (CELL PHONE PINGS)
557
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,360
New post from Bianca and Faye.
558
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,436
- Oh, Monique's dogs are pinging you?
- I subscribed, but in my defence, they are super cute.
559
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:37,316
And you've got to admire her ?
making a career out of what she loves.
560
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,196
Well, she could have
stayed in school.
561
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,516
Hey, don't judge a book by its
cover. Monique was a registered nurse.
562
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:50,556
- Give me a look at that.
- I knew you couldn't resist. It's OK. We call it 'hate scrolling'.
563
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,796
Oh. (GASPS)
Babies on home detention.
564
00:35:53,880 --> 00:36:01,480
Yes, and you will note ? different collars for
different seasons, so it totally is a thing.
565
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,596
Send me that, would you?
566
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:11,360
- Am I missing something?
- I think that we have been looking over the wrong fence.
567
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,520
(RELAXED MUSIC)
568
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,036
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
(DOGS YAP)
569
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:29,520
HAMISH: Hey! Hold the dogs.
570
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,600
Oh, hello again.
- Hi, Hamish. Got a sec?
571
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,760
Sure.
572
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,320
So...
573
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,596
What's this all about? Not more
drama with crazy old Josie, is it?
574
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,196
Well, it's more about proving
how crazy old Josie isn't.
575
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,636
You see, she was right
about one thing ?
576
00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:57,156
someone did deliberately cause
her husband to fall off that roof.
577
00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:00,476
What she was wrong about was who.
- Not sure what you're trying to say.
578
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,836
Well, let's face it.
Nobody liked Paddy. Or Josie.
579
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,436
But for you guys,
it was all about Bianca and Faye
580
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:11,236
and how they used to tunnel under that
fence to get to Paddy and Josie's property.
581
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,356
- Well, we tried to, you know, fix the problem a million times.
- Yeah, you did.
582
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,236
You, uh... bought
583
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,320
one of these.
584
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,316
Gives the dogs a little shock every
time they try to get past it, right?
585
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:27,076
I mean, it's like an invisible electric fence, isn't it?
- And?
586
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,516
And you stopped using yours.
How come?
587
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,276
- Well, Monique thought it was cruel.
- It is cruel.
588
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,716
Poor babies cried every time they went near it.
- Oh, yeah.
589
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,596
Which upset Paddy even more.
I mean, we couldn't win.
590
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,276
And he got so wound up,
he had a heart attack.
591
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,840
(MUFFLED YELLING, DOGS YAPP)
592
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,716
- (CHUCKLES) I thought? I thought we told you all that.
- Yeah.
593
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,356
But it wasn't a heart attack
because he got wound up.
594
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440
It was his pacemaker.
595
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:04,196
Did you know that these
electric pet fence systems,
596
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,996
they can interfere with pacemakers? They can cause them to glitch.
- No.
597
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,316
Yes. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's documented.
598
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,956
And anyone with medical training
would know that.
599
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,916
That first heart attack ? that's how
you got the idea, wasn't it, Monique?
600
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:20,556
Excuse me. Don't come in here
and talk to my wife like that.
601
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:25,156
24th of December. You pop
that dog fence up on the roof.
602
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,240
(TENSE MUSIC)
603
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:42,156
And then you unplugged the reindeer knowing that
Paddy would just have to get up there and fix it.
604
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:49,520
And when he did, well, that put Paddy and his
new pacemaker right next to the fence again!
605
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,880
Oh, it malfunctioned.
606
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:58,920
And then bam! He has a heart attack.
And then bam! He falls off the roof.
607
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,800
Eyewitnesses and all.
608
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,320
(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)
609
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,396
And you didn't have to do anything but sit
back and watch the police deem it an accident.
610
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,836
Didn't even have to get that fence down.
You just left it up there in plain view.
611
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,556
Till I came along, and then, phew!
You had a little panic,
612
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,916
got up there in the night
and took it back down again.
613
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,796
You need to stop, OK?
This is outrageous.
614
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,116
A man's life is less important
than those mutts.
615
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,200
Those are my babies.
616
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,196
My children. And that mean old prick
threatened them.
617
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,316
He said he was gonna throw poisoned meat over the fence.
- Monnie?
618
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,236
- He did, Hamish. You heard him, babe. Remember?
- Yes.
619
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,476
He didn't mean it,
and I told you that at the time.
620
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,476
They are everything to me.
Everything.
621
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,156
And you'd do everything to protect them,
everything to protect that sponsorship deal.
622
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,240
Don't you say that.
623
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,560
It was never about the money.
- Oh my God, Monique.
624
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,960
WHISPERS: This is my family.
625
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,800
It's my family.
626
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,920
Babe, I did this for us.
- Don't touch me. Please.
627
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,920
Well...
628
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:12,480
Say goodbye to your fur babies, Monique.
- (EXHALES)
629
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,760
(PENSIVE MUSIC)
630
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,960
- I know, I know.
- Watch out for the dogs.
631
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480
Vicious.
632
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,440
(FUNKY MUSIC)
633
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,280
Feliz Navidad.
634
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,276
- It's February.
- Yeah, I know.
635
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,956
I'm just a little late with the festive
wishes. Go on! It's the good stuff.
636
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,116
- Who'd you steal it from?
- Ooh. Reow!
637
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:55,676
Actually, I had three interviews
with a boutique winery owner out west.
638
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,076
He was looking for someone to
take care of his private gardens.
639
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,596
- Really?
- Yeah. Yeah, he asked me to put a putting green
640
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:04,676
down the side of his place, tropical gardens
around the pool, big Palm Springs vibe out front.
641
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,796
Thought it looked amazing, if I do say so myself.
- Well, that's great.
642
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:10,160
- Yeah.
- Congratulations.
643
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,556
- I didn't get the job.
- Eh?
644
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:17,396
- Yeah, nah.
- Wait, you did this guy's landscaping for free, and?
645
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,916
- Yeah, all right. - Oh, he scammed you!
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
646
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,476
Got a little bit scammed, OK?
- The con man gets conned.
647
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,476
What goes around comes around, huh?
- Yeah, and around again,
648
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,316
cos I noticed he'd never locked the
door to his wine cellar, so, yeahhh.
649
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,876
- Merry Christmas to me.
- I thought we could crack it open.
650
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:35,596
- Nah. We've given up drinking.
- Eh?
651
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,880
But it'll make
an excellent re-gift.
652
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,280
This is very nice.
653
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:46,120
- Very expensive too.
- Ooh, well, I'll save it for best.
654
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,840
He is lovely, your boyfriend.
655
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:56,636
- Oh, he's just my coffee guy.
- Oh, yeah? And he's helping out today because...?
656
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:59,800
- Because I asked him nicely.
- Mm-hm.
657
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,676
LUKE: Hey. Um...
658
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:07,040
Just wanted to see if you needed a hand.
- No, I don't.
659
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,360
Um... No, thank you.
660
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,276
Oh, and please pass on my thanks to
Heather for the rum balls she sent over.
661
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,356
Oh, the bliss balls. Yeah.
662
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:22,676
No rum, just activated almonds, cashews,
dates, little bit of Himalayan sea salt.
663
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,760
Yeah. I will.
664
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,640
Lovely.
665
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,480
No wonder they tasted like sawdust.
- (CHUCKLES)
666
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:38,316
- Hiya!
- Come on, Madison. I'll pop the kettle on.
667
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,796
We can have a toast to my Paddy.
668
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,560
- Oh, is that what I think it is?
- Easter eggs.
669
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,356
- In the shops already?
- Everywhere.
670
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,516
What the hell is wrong with people? We've got
Christmas songs in October, Easter eggs in Feb?
671
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,600
You want one?
672
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,796
(SIGHS)
673
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,036
Look, it's not that I don't like them.
- Oh.
674
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,201
It's just that I just don't wanna
be bullied into buying stuff...
675
00:43:01,285 --> 00:43:02,449
(LAUGHS) Bullied?
676
00:43:02,534 --> 00:43:04,116
- ...at any particular? Yeah.
- 'Bullied into it'?
677
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,876
It's like Valentine's Day. I hate Valentine's
Day. That really rubs me up the wrong way.
678
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,960
(CHUCKLES)
679
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,356
HARRY: Leah Howell ?
a florist with a severe bee allergy.
680
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,956
She got stung walking down
the aisle of her own wedding.
681
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,636
Did you have a planner
on your big day?
682
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,556
Leah was fiancee number four?
683
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,676
Five?!
684
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,676
Good to see Tom's moving on
at his usual speed.
685
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:25,036
I miss Leah so much.
686
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,516
The groom thinks
his father did what?
687
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,516
Trained a bee to
assassinate the bride?
688
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,316
Not sure what it is
you're asking, Ms Crowe.
689
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,356
You're lucky it's too late
to question you, little fella.
690
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,437
This isn't what I thought
you meant by under dressed.
691
00:43:34,521 --> 00:43:37,406
And if anyone sees us,
just act inconspicuous.
692
00:43:38,305 --> 00:44:38,650
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