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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:10,389 ♪ 2 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:42,766 - Texas. 3 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:44,113 Now I'm in the lead. 4 00:00:44,147 --> 00:00:45,838 - Oh, that's mine. 5 00:00:45,873 --> 00:00:47,012 - Uh, uh! - Yeah. 6 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,772 Coming out of Greenburg it pa- - No 7 00:00:48,807 --> 00:00:50,222 - We passed it and it's passing us now. 8 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:51,810 - No, that was not Texas. 9 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:53,812 That was Georgia 10 00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,227 and it was a blue van 11 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:57,505 and I remember it distinctly. 12 00:00:57,540 --> 00:00:59,369 - No, no, no, no, no. 13 00:00:59,404 --> 00:01:00,612 - Mhm. 14 00:01:00,646 --> 00:01:03,063 - You are stealing my plate. - No. 15 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,788 - Not even a local station. 16 00:01:05,927 --> 00:01:08,102 - Well, the best bargains 17 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:10,173 are in the most far flung places. 18 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:11,243 - Far flung places. 19 00:01:11,278 --> 00:01:12,658 ♪ Da da da... 20 00:01:12,693 --> 00:01:14,212 Oh, I hate that commercial. 21 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,389 Ah, such a pretty day. 22 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:21,081 - Yes, ma'am, it is. 23 00:01:47,935 --> 00:01:48,970 - BEAT-NG-U'? 24 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:51,732 - Beating? 25 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:53,320 I'm the one that's in the lead. 26 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:58,221 - Or is it B-EAT-NG-U? 27 00:01:58,256 --> 00:02:03,468 Ha- ha, either way, it's a vanity plate, so I get doubles. 28 00:02:03,502 --> 00:02:04,710 Mmm! 29 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:08,128 - Jeez, hey now... 30 00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:13,029 - Ronnie, he's so close! 31 00:02:14,444 --> 00:02:15,480 - Go around. 32 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:18,379 - Go around! 33 00:02:20,968 --> 00:02:22,349 - My gosh! 34 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,426 - Hey! 35 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:34,637 You okay? 36 00:02:37,916 --> 00:02:40,332 - Phew, yeah. 37 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:46,200 ♪ 38 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:55,313 - Oh dear. 39 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:57,038 Is that the same truck? 40 00:02:59,455 --> 00:03:00,525 - Hmm... 41 00:03:09,154 --> 00:03:11,674 - I don't think we were supposed to see that. 42 00:03:23,858 --> 00:03:26,102 - What in the name... ? 43 00:03:29,588 --> 00:03:31,003 - Oh! 44 00:03:31,038 --> 00:03:33,143 He must have seen us. 45 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:35,042 - He couldn't have. 46 00:03:39,805 --> 00:03:41,393 - Oh no... 47 00:03:47,365 --> 00:03:48,469 - Hang on, honey. 48 00:03:48,504 --> 00:03:49,436 - What's he doing?! 49 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:53,025 - Ah! 50 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:55,338 - - Ronnie! 51 00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:58,755 - What's he--ah! Oh, Ronnie, be careful! 52 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:04,934 - Oh! Oh! 53 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:09,525 - Oh! 54 00:04:19,155 --> 00:04:20,432 - Are you okay? 55 00:04:21,985 --> 00:04:23,124 You all right? 56 00:04:23,159 --> 00:04:25,437 - What just happened? 57 00:04:25,472 --> 00:04:26,473 - He's long gone now. 58 00:04:26,507 --> 00:04:29,096 Just--just a road hog. 59 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,832 - Oh... 60 00:04:43,662 --> 00:04:45,146 - You all right? - Oh, God. 61 00:04:46,976 --> 00:04:47,977 Oh... 62 00:04:49,427 --> 00:04:51,601 Uh... Ah... 63 00:04:58,263 --> 00:04:59,954 - What are you doing? 64 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:03,337 - Honey, I'm gonna call this in to the police. 65 00:05:03,372 --> 00:05:05,477 - What? - Well, yeah. 66 00:05:05,512 --> 00:05:07,721 We can't pretend that what just happened to us 67 00:05:07,755 --> 00:05:09,136 didn't happen to us. 68 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:10,586 They gotta know about this. 69 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:12,657 - Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie. 70 00:05:12,691 --> 00:05:14,486 I don't like it one bit. 71 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:16,316 - Was it "I'M BEATING U?" 72 00:05:17,696 --> 00:05:19,836 - I don't know. 73 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:22,252 - Okay, all right, all right, all right. 74 00:05:22,287 --> 00:05:24,324 We're gonna go to a gas station where they have a phone. 75 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:26,118 Okay? Okay? 76 00:05:26,153 --> 00:05:27,188 We're gonna call this in. 77 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:28,569 - Oh... 78 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:29,846 - All right? 79 00:05:29,881 --> 00:05:30,951 It's going to be okay. 80 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,544 Okay, it'll be okay. 81 00:05:37,578 --> 00:05:39,442 - I wanna go home. 82 00:05:39,477 --> 00:05:41,099 - I know you do, honey. 83 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:42,549 Okay. 84 00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:11,681 ♪ 85 00:06:16,237 --> 00:06:18,619 - Ronnie? 86 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:48,925 - We should stop and see what was going on with that sheet. 87 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:52,239 And then we can tell the cops all about it. 88 00:06:56,864 --> 00:06:58,694 We gotta do it, Marie. 89 00:07:03,284 --> 00:07:05,942 - Turning a blind eye is not an option. 90 00:07:11,085 --> 00:07:12,293 - Love you, baby. 91 00:07:21,648 --> 00:07:27,654 ♪ 92 00:07:46,293 --> 00:07:47,328 - Ronald... 93 00:07:48,882 --> 00:07:50,124 - Come on. 94 00:07:50,159 --> 00:07:51,022 Okay, all right, it's all right. 95 00:08:00,549 --> 00:08:01,964 - The sheet... 96 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:04,104 - Yeah. 97 00:08:35,963 --> 00:08:37,551 recorded voice: The horrifying sight 98 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:41,210 that police believe Ron and Marie witnessed that day 99 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:44,731 was the infamous bodies in the pit. 100 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:49,183 Ron and Marie themselves have never been seen since. 101 00:08:50,909 --> 00:08:54,879 Just another macabre mystery from the deep south. 102 00:08:56,674 --> 00:08:58,779 - Surely you've watched that video so many times 103 00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:00,367 you have it memorized by now? 104 00:09:00,401 --> 00:09:01,782 - No, real talk. 105 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,026 This really happened. 106 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,579 Somewhere in this area, actually. 107 00:09:05,614 --> 00:09:07,374 - Come on, there's a reason those things are unsolved. 108 00:09:07,408 --> 00:09:09,203 It's all myths and legends. 109 00:09:09,238 --> 00:09:10,204 Move over. 110 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:13,345 - Nah, this YouTube video's out of date. 111 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:16,038 This was from, what, twenty plus years ago. 112 00:09:16,072 --> 00:09:17,971 Now this was... Ch-ch-ch... 113 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:20,629 - Oh it's just like Bigfoot, Mothman, Springhill Jack, 114 00:09:20,663 --> 00:09:22,803 Chupacabra or any others. 115 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:26,358 - Yeah, and you'll be meeting fans of all of them by tonight. 116 00:09:26,393 --> 00:09:29,223 - I can't believe I let you drag me to this nerd fest. 117 00:09:29,258 --> 00:09:31,571 - Yeah? Explain me this. 118 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,575 Now, this is real footage. 119 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:38,405 Even you can't deny it. 120 00:09:38,439 --> 00:09:39,751 - You can't even see it. 121 00:09:40,303 --> 00:09:42,512 Ever wonder why those proof videos are always shaky 122 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:43,824 and murky, never crisp and clear? 123 00:09:43,859 --> 00:09:45,550 - It's old. 124 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,070 The Creeper only comes back every 23 years. 125 00:09:48,104 --> 00:09:49,761 - And the earth is flat. 126 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:51,107 Nazis are camped out on the moon. 127 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:52,384 Elvis lives. 128 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:54,594 The Apollo landing was faked... 129 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,734 - Your precious science doesn't have all the answers! 130 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:58,908 - Conspiracy theories have no answers. 131 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:01,083 - Y'all get it wrong all the time. 132 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:03,741 Copernicus, Aristotle, ev-- 133 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,743 Don't do that. 134 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,089 Don't do that. 135 00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,919 - Newton, Einstein, Hawking? 136 00:10:09,954 --> 00:10:11,749 - It's a big world. 137 00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,751 Strange things happen all the time. 138 00:10:13,785 --> 00:10:17,099 - Two words: Occam's razor. 139 00:10:17,133 --> 00:10:18,894 That's why I'm a scientist. 140 00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:21,482 The simplest explanation is most likely to be true. 141 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:23,864 - Well, this is also pretty simple, brainiac. 142 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,039 All right, the Creeper comes back 143 00:10:26,073 --> 00:10:27,730 every 23rd spring. 144 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:29,801 It kills for 23 days... 145 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:31,182 - Then what? 146 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,669 - Then it disappears. I don't know. 147 00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:37,498 - Sounds like a love bug. 148 00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:42,814 They were a breed of bugs made in a lab to kill mosquitos. 149 00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,540 All they did was mate and die. 150 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:45,645 Complete failure. 151 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:47,129 Now they serve zero purpose. 152 00:10:47,163 --> 00:10:48,509 They have no function, 153 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,166 but twice a year they appear like a storm, 154 00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:52,168 blindly chasing anything white 155 00:10:52,203 --> 00:10:54,343 before dying when they come into contact with it. 156 00:10:54,377 --> 00:10:59,279 - So, you think the Creeper was made in a lab. 157 00:10:59,313 --> 00:11:01,453 - I think the Creeper was made in your brain, you half-wit. 158 00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:03,801 - Well, the Creeper doesn't mate. 159 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:07,080 It kills... 160 00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:12,533 It's said to have killed almost hundreds, maybe thousands. 161 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,328 - Wait, didn't they make a movie out of it? 162 00:11:14,363 --> 00:11:16,537 Creepy Creeper or something? 163 00:11:16,572 --> 00:11:20,231 - Three actually, but none of that is real. 164 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:25,650 And it was named after a cheesy LA cable access show... 165 00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:27,859 Baby? Baby! 166 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,240 Laine! 167 00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,520 - Baby, I told you that burrito would come back 168 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:34,314 to haunt you. 169 00:11:41,079 --> 00:11:46,602 ♪ 170 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,335 - Ugh... 171 00:12:05,794 --> 00:12:07,174 Erm... 172 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,768 Pffff, all right, you know I suck at typing. 173 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,702 Erm... 174 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,017 I'm gonna ask her tonight. 175 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:26,469 I've got the ring so... 176 00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:29,749 Wish me luck. 177 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,752 I love you, Mom. 178 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:53,807 ♪ 179 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:44,824 ♪ 180 00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:20,894 - What is up girl? 181 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,033 How are you? 182 00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:24,311 - Everything hurts and I'm dying. 183 00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:27,073 - Oh, that good, huh? 184 00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:30,179 - Ew, are you all right? 185 00:14:31,077 --> 00:14:33,320 - It's too late for me, save yourself. 186 00:14:36,565 --> 00:14:39,775 - So, did you take the test yet? 187 00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:41,259 - I brought it with me, 188 00:14:41,294 --> 00:14:42,674 but I think this counts as a positive. 189 00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,607 - You are always the optimist. 190 00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:46,782 - Not at all what I meant and you know it. 191 00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:49,578 - Well, I was trying to hold it till I got there, 192 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:52,684 but I need to tinkle, tailor, my soldier spy. 193 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:53,996 I'm gonna have to call you back. 194 00:14:54,031 --> 00:14:56,274 - I'm not hearing this. 195 00:14:56,309 --> 00:14:57,862 Just call me when you get to the hotel, okay? 196 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,726 - Oh, oh, oh-- 197 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,246 Oh, make sure that you do not puke on those Air Force Ones. 198 00:15:02,971 --> 00:15:04,904 - Don't even joke about that. 199 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,872 - Laine, when have I ever joked about fashion? 200 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,914 - Sam, I swear if you jinxed me, 201 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,398 I swear to God I'll... 202 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,819 - Laine, I love you, but you're buying me some more shoes. 203 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,096 Fuck... 204 00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:27,340 Do I look like I'm built for the woods? 205 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:33,277 ♪ 206 00:15:57,818 --> 00:16:02,168 - Agghhh! 207 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:24,604 - You bring me to the most charming places. 208 00:16:24,638 --> 00:16:27,020 Remind me why we're here again? 209 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:30,437 - Baby, I can't wait to show you this place. 210 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:32,198 - Are you sure this is where we're supposed to be? 211 00:16:32,819 --> 00:16:34,786 - Yeah, we should be close. 212 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,034 Now you know that's where we're going... 213 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:42,829 - Really? 214 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:44,451 - Lady Manilla, how could you not?! 215 00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,522 Hey, maybe she'll read your palm. 216 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:47,558 Yeah! 217 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:56,394 ♪ 218 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:09,028 - Trust you to find the strangest 219 00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,512 place to ask for directions. 220 00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:13,963 - Damn, look at all this cool stuff. 221 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,350 - I don't get it. 222 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,250 Come on, Chase, nobody's here, let's go. 223 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,845 Chase, don't touch everything. 224 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:42,923 ♪ 225 00:18:13,471 --> 00:18:15,128 You scared the shit out of me! 226 00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:16,509 - Take a look at this. 227 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:20,271 I didn't know they had whaling this far from the coast. 228 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:24,413 - Anything strike your fancy? 229 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,967 - We're looking for this address, 230 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:28,728 but I can't find it on any map. 231 00:18:31,455 --> 00:18:34,354 - Ah, it's not on any maps. 232 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:36,356 The satellites are kind of screwed up 233 00:18:36,391 --> 00:18:38,082 over our town I guess. 234 00:18:47,091 --> 00:18:48,610 There. 235 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,820 And we are here. 236 00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:56,135 Just take 68 five miles to south 237 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,309 and turn left when you see the signs. 238 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:04,384 ♪ 239 00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:10,287 - Uh, thanks. 240 00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,290 - No problem. 241 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:15,015 That'll be $50 please? 242 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,431 - 50-- 243 00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:20,228 - It's antique, honey. 244 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:25,198 Antique, okay. 245 00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:38,832 - Now you come back any time, you hear. 246 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,352 Oh, and congratulations to you both. 247 00:19:43,078 --> 00:19:45,322 Oh, he doesn't know? 248 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,809 Neither does she. 249 00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:50,810 Interesting. 250 00:19:52,501 --> 00:19:54,365 - Okay, this was, er... 251 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:14,661 - We have a tree bearing fruit. 252 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:16,698 He will be most pleased. 253 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:26,086 ♪ 254 00:20:35,406 --> 00:20:39,307 - Wow, look at this. 255 00:20:39,341 --> 00:20:41,550 Are we the only ones in this place? 256 00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:42,827 - Babe... 257 00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:49,593 ♪ 258 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,427 Wait there. 259 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,774 I've got another surprise for you. 260 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,124 - Chase, where are you going? 261 00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:41,955 ♪ 262 00:21:51,655 --> 00:21:53,208 - Hey, this is Sam. 263 00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:54,623 I'm just busy living my best life. 264 00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,384 - Sam, where the hell are you? 265 00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:58,178 - Boo! 266 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:02,631 Mah! 267 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:05,427 - What is it? 268 00:22:05,462 --> 00:22:07,464 - It's your surprise. 269 00:22:11,985 --> 00:22:13,849 - Are you serious? 270 00:22:13,884 --> 00:22:15,368 What are those? 271 00:22:16,749 --> 00:22:18,440 - We're gonna cosplay. 272 00:22:18,475 --> 00:22:19,855 You and me. 273 00:22:19,890 --> 00:22:21,823 I brought everything we need. 274 00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:24,032 All you need to do is choose who you wanna be. 275 00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:26,483 - I'm not putting on any of them. 276 00:22:26,517 --> 00:22:27,622 - What? 277 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:33,869 - Yeah... 278 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:38,736 Yeah, I mean it was a stupid idea anyway. 279 00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:42,982 So, I mean, I knew you wouldn't wear some of this stuff. 280 00:22:43,016 --> 00:22:46,088 It's tacky anyway, so I don't even want you to wear it. 281 00:22:46,123 --> 00:22:47,296 Maybe I'll wear it. 282 00:22:47,331 --> 00:22:48,401 I dunno. 283 00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:58,238 - Can I watch? - No! 284 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:16,843 - Coming to you live from Horror Hound 2021. 285 00:23:16,878 --> 00:23:20,433 I'm Carrie and I'm here to find the biggest Creeper... 286 00:23:20,468 --> 00:23:23,263 - Hey Laine, they're talking about the Creeper. 287 00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:25,542 The one in the YouTube clip. 288 00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,440 - So, clown outfits tell me more. 289 00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:31,444 - Well, they say that clowns are frightening 290 00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:34,136 but I say that we are everything good 291 00:23:34,171 --> 00:23:37,554 and bad in life all at once. 292 00:23:37,588 --> 00:23:39,176 - Look at all the love the clowns... 293 00:23:39,210 --> 00:23:42,213 - Mommy's gonna paint these streets with blood. 294 00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:44,940 - Stumbling around in our 295 00:23:44,975 --> 00:23:47,460 little old and shattered community... 296 00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:49,289 - Try this on. 297 00:23:49,324 --> 00:23:51,775 - And guess who else might turn up... 298 00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:53,466 - Okay, Mr. J. 299 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,157 - That's right, local horror legend, the Creeper. 300 00:23:57,988 --> 00:24:04,477 ♪ 301 00:24:29,847 --> 00:24:33,333 - Now that I've satisfied your fanboy fantasies, 302 00:24:33,368 --> 00:24:35,301 what are you gonna wear? 303 00:24:35,335 --> 00:24:36,578 - What? Oh, this. 304 00:24:40,651 --> 00:24:41,721 - A T-shirt? 305 00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:43,171 - Not just any T-shirt. 306 00:24:44,103 --> 00:24:45,276 This T-shirt. 307 00:24:45,311 --> 00:24:46,968 - What am I gonna do with you? 308 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:58,324 ♪ 309 00:25:04,572 --> 00:25:10,888 ♪ 310 00:25:23,211 --> 00:25:25,316 - Ahhh! 311 00:25:25,351 --> 00:25:26,352 - Laine?! 312 00:25:27,871 --> 00:25:29,424 Baby, you all right? 313 00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:37,846 It's just a bird. 314 00:25:37,881 --> 00:25:39,330 Scared the crap out of me. 315 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:45,405 Babe... 316 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,097 Let's start going... 317 00:25:47,131 --> 00:25:48,823 It's party time. 318 00:25:52,896 --> 00:25:54,173 Come on. 319 00:25:57,797 --> 00:26:02,802 ♪ 320 00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:26,619 - Ahhh! 321 00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:34,765 ♪ 322 00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:07,764 - I had no idea so many people attended these things. 323 00:27:07,798 --> 00:27:11,560 - This is the Coachella of cosplay. 324 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,804 - Yeah, for psycho killers. 325 00:27:13,839 --> 00:27:15,703 It looks like a gathering of juggalos. 326 00:27:15,737 --> 00:27:17,428 - Oh please, you love Insane Clown Posse. 327 00:27:17,463 --> 00:27:18,671 I've seen your Spotify. 328 00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,639 - Stay off my phone you stalker! 329 00:27:20,673 --> 00:27:22,710 - And the angel answered and 330 00:27:22,744 --> 00:27:25,195 said unto the people, 331 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:29,993 fear not, ye, for I know ye seek 332 00:27:30,027 --> 00:27:31,339 the Messiah. 333 00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:34,100 For it is risen. 334 00:27:34,135 --> 00:27:35,999 all shout: Hallelujah! 335 00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:38,242 - I'm pretty sure the correct phrase is, "He is risen." 336 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:50,013 ♪ 337 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:51,566 - Agh--ahhh! 338 00:27:53,844 --> 00:27:55,018 Argh! 339 00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:56,122 Argh--aggghhh! 340 00:27:56,157 --> 00:27:58,262 - Argh! 341 00:27:58,297 --> 00:27:59,954 Aaargh! 342 00:27:59,988 --> 00:28:02,128 - Aaagghhh! 343 00:28:02,163 --> 00:28:03,923 - Jesus Christ! 344 00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,205 - Aah! 345 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,105 That's right, welcome to Horror Hound! 346 00:28:13,139 --> 00:28:14,554 Let's go! 347 00:28:15,555 --> 00:28:17,040 Yeah! 348 00:28:17,074 --> 00:28:18,144 Whoo! 349 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:20,250 Yeah! Yeah! 350 00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,528 - Wow, these people are really fucked up. 351 00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:26,325 - You should have seen your face--hook, line, and sinker. 352 00:28:30,812 --> 00:28:32,331 - Hey! 353 00:28:32,365 --> 00:28:34,264 - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 354 00:28:37,094 --> 00:28:39,614 - Shitting their pants. 355 00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:41,512 The looks on their faces. 356 00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:44,377 Shit. 357 00:28:59,979 --> 00:29:04,328 - Mmm--mmmm. 358 00:29:04,363 --> 00:29:05,502 - Urgh! 359 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:09,955 Aagghhh! 360 00:29:24,176 --> 00:29:26,109 - They are glorifying actual killers 361 00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:27,213 and you're honestly okay with that? 362 00:29:27,248 --> 00:29:28,836 - No... 363 00:29:28,870 --> 00:29:30,665 No, they're not. 364 00:29:30,699 --> 00:29:32,494 It's all just for fun. 365 00:29:32,529 --> 00:29:34,427 - What if there's a psycho lurking in the crowd? 366 00:29:34,462 --> 00:29:36,119 How the hell would you know? 367 00:29:37,706 --> 00:29:39,985 - Baby, there's no psychos. 368 00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:41,952 Just a bunch of people having fun. 369 00:29:41,987 --> 00:29:43,816 - Even big music festivals have a body count. 370 00:29:43,851 --> 00:29:45,300 I dread to think what it's like here. 371 00:29:45,335 --> 00:29:47,993 Crowds of people, everyone drinking, partying, cars... 372 00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:50,133 - Sharp things. 373 00:29:50,167 --> 00:29:51,824 - Chase... 374 00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:53,861 Okay, I'll get the drinks. 375 00:29:56,691 --> 00:29:57,657 Hey. 376 00:30:06,977 --> 00:30:08,807 - I'm doing that right freaking now. 377 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,705 - The sign says "closed." 378 00:30:21,371 --> 00:30:22,821 Chase! 379 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,961 - You cut yourself, Sir? 380 00:30:24,995 --> 00:30:26,859 - Sorry folks, I got held up 381 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:28,481 preparing for tonight's big show. 382 00:30:29,068 --> 00:30:30,759 Special effects and such. 383 00:30:30,794 --> 00:30:32,037 No big deal. 384 00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:36,420 It's three for five, pick them from the center. 385 00:30:41,598 --> 00:30:42,806 - Er... 386 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:43,980 - Is that all right? - Great. 387 00:30:45,498 --> 00:30:46,914 - From here? 388 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:48,467 - In the center. 389 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:50,055 Center. - All right, cool. 390 00:30:51,711 --> 00:30:56,544 Baby, stand back and watch...me...work! 391 00:30:57,303 --> 00:30:59,133 That was close! 392 00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:00,824 I'm gonna use my other hand, okay? 393 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,446 Babe, you watching? 394 00:31:02,481 --> 00:31:05,173 Ah, okay, it's my last one. 395 00:31:06,657 --> 00:31:08,694 - You like that? 396 00:31:08,728 --> 00:31:11,041 - I've never seen anything like this. 397 00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:14,320 - That's because they're all unique. 398 00:31:15,528 --> 00:31:17,565 Each one handmade. 399 00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:18,946 Creeper style. 400 00:31:20,568 --> 00:31:22,225 You ever heard of the Creeper? 401 00:31:22,259 --> 00:31:23,433 - Don't get him started. 402 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,229 - It-- it's like a local legend, right? 403 00:31:26,263 --> 00:31:28,610 Kills hundreds of people every 23 years? 404 00:31:28,645 --> 00:31:30,716 - Something like that. 405 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:31,890 - I told... 406 00:31:40,519 --> 00:31:41,589 - Now you try. 407 00:31:41,623 --> 00:31:43,073 - Me? 408 00:31:43,108 --> 00:31:44,972 No, no, no, no, no. 409 00:31:45,006 --> 00:31:46,939 No, no, no, no, no. - You're doing this. 410 00:31:46,974 --> 00:31:48,699 You are doing this. You're doing this. 411 00:31:48,734 --> 00:31:49,769 Come on, this way. 412 00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:53,946 - Successfully throwing blades at a human target 413 00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:55,361 was an art form. 414 00:31:56,604 --> 00:31:58,606 Now, first you find your throwing line... 415 00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:01,264 That's this. 416 00:32:01,298 --> 00:32:04,612 Okay, now the key to successfully throwing 417 00:32:04,646 --> 00:32:07,304 a blade is the distance between you and the target. 418 00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:10,721 Now, if you've found your throwing line, 419 00:32:10,756 --> 00:32:12,861 you're gonna take a step back. 420 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,969 And you're gonna turn 45 degrees and to your left. 421 00:32:18,626 --> 00:32:21,284 Okay, now you're gonna step up to that line 422 00:32:21,318 --> 00:32:23,562 and throw it just like a baseball pitch. 423 00:32:23,596 --> 00:32:25,288 Hard as you can. 424 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:31,639 - Hmm. What! 425 00:32:31,673 --> 00:32:34,262 Baby, that was sick! 426 00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:37,438 So, how is this related to the Creeper? 427 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:42,132 - They say these are some of his favourite toys. 428 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:44,065 - Seems inefficient. 429 00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,998 - To prolong the hunt. 430 00:32:47,586 --> 00:32:49,760 There is the minor drawback that 431 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,279 even if you hit your target, 432 00:32:51,314 --> 00:32:53,799 you throw away your weapon. 433 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:55,766 You need something else to finish the job. 434 00:32:57,182 --> 00:32:58,977 - Hmm... 435 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:00,668 Or if the Creeper throws like Chase, then he would need it. 436 00:33:00,702 --> 00:33:03,084 - Oh, she got jokes today. 437 00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:05,500 - Ow! Ah, damn it. 438 00:33:05,535 --> 00:33:07,606 - I got it, I got it. Just a cut, just a cut. 439 00:33:08,676 --> 00:33:10,298 - Boy Scout. 440 00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,749 Always be prepared. 441 00:33:12,783 --> 00:33:15,372 - You guys coming to the big Creeper Draw? 442 00:33:15,407 --> 00:33:16,960 - Mm... 443 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:19,135 - What's the draw? 444 00:33:19,169 --> 00:33:20,826 - Starts just before midnight after 445 00:33:20,860 --> 00:33:23,380 the cosplay show on the main stage. 446 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:27,005 You guys should definitely check it out. 447 00:33:27,729 --> 00:33:29,869 Who knows, you might even win. 448 00:33:29,904 --> 00:33:32,010 - Ow! 449 00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:33,459 Baby, it's all right, it's a cut. 450 00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:40,535 ♪ 451 00:33:55,999 --> 00:33:58,036 - Are you all right there, Princess? 452 00:33:59,485 --> 00:34:01,729 - Come on, come on. You all right? 453 00:34:05,698 --> 00:34:09,254 ♪ 454 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:38,662 - Ahhhhh! 455 00:34:44,910 --> 00:34:50,812 ♪ 456 00:34:56,163 --> 00:34:58,234 - Hey, you're here for the Creeper Draw, right? 457 00:34:58,268 --> 00:34:59,994 Any idea where Brent is? 458 00:35:03,687 --> 00:35:05,620 Has anybody seen Brent? 459 00:35:05,655 --> 00:35:07,553 Anybody at all? 460 00:35:07,588 --> 00:35:10,315 Did he do the arrow stunt already? 461 00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,800 - The arrow guy? 462 00:35:12,834 --> 00:35:14,940 We filmed him. We got it on tape, right Mikey? 463 00:35:14,974 --> 00:35:16,976 - Yeah, yeah, it's on tape. 464 00:35:17,011 --> 00:35:18,392 - Well then, where the hell is he? 465 00:35:18,426 --> 00:35:20,359 I mean we're supposed to be on stage in five minutes. 466 00:35:22,741 --> 00:35:26,020 All right, Brent's gonna get his ass kicked for this. 467 00:35:26,054 --> 00:35:27,746 Listen Carrie, 468 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,472 I'm afraid you're gonna have to do this one alone. 469 00:35:29,506 --> 00:35:31,784 I mean, Brent's not here and it's nearly midnight. 470 00:35:31,819 --> 00:35:33,959 Come on, I'll show you the ropes. 471 00:35:33,993 --> 00:35:35,409 It's easy. - Perfect. 472 00:35:35,443 --> 00:35:37,100 Jamie, grab my stuff please? 473 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,033 - What you're gonna do is you're just gonna... 474 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,449 - Oh, can I get a ginger tea before I go on? 475 00:35:41,484 --> 00:35:43,002 - No, you absolutely cannot. 476 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,151 - All right! 477 00:35:53,185 --> 00:35:57,983 Thank you for the show, uh, sexy version of Jason, I think. 478 00:35:59,364 --> 00:36:01,228 Anyway, congrats. 479 00:36:01,262 --> 00:36:02,953 - Hey, come on, let's check this out. 480 00:36:02,988 --> 00:36:07,441 It is time for our Creeper Draw! 481 00:36:09,891 --> 00:36:14,965 - And revealing our grand prize is former Miss Universe, 482 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,485 Princess of Darkness, 483 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,144 our Master of Ceremonies... 484 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,250 Madame Carnage! 485 00:36:23,284 --> 00:36:24,527 - Argh! 486 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:34,157 - Silence, you peasants! 487 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:39,611 I have travelled the world injecting fear into 488 00:36:39,645 --> 00:36:44,063 the hearts of mere mortals like y'all. 489 00:36:44,098 --> 00:36:48,999 But we are here for something very, very special, 490 00:36:49,034 --> 00:36:51,381 the Horror Hound Festival. 491 00:36:51,416 --> 00:36:54,039 It's the devil child of my making 492 00:36:54,073 --> 00:36:56,455 'cause it's back in my spiritual home 493 00:36:56,490 --> 00:36:59,009 of Jackson, Louisiana! 494 00:37:01,391 --> 00:37:04,877 - The very place that through the ages 495 00:37:04,912 --> 00:37:08,191 we have lured and devoured 496 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:12,022 sad souls like y'all. 497 00:37:12,057 --> 00:37:14,715 Come on now, carnage! 498 00:37:14,749 --> 00:37:17,752 - Ya-whoo! 499 00:37:17,787 --> 00:37:21,756 - So, tell us what the grand prize is. 500 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:26,209 - An escape room for two, Creeper themed. 501 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,144 A haunted little house for all you creepy little freaks. 502 00:37:30,178 --> 00:37:33,181 - That's right, creeps, the unlucky winners 503 00:37:33,216 --> 00:37:36,081 of our grand draw will be taken at will 504 00:37:36,115 --> 00:37:38,877 to the historic Barnabett house 505 00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:41,845 where you will thirst for disturbing myths. 506 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,124 And the bloody macabre will be tested to the limit 507 00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:48,438 in an escape room with a difference. 508 00:37:48,473 --> 00:37:50,889 Accompanied by internet sensation... 509 00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:53,029 - There, you heard her. 510 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,651 The Creeper's a real thing! 511 00:37:54,686 --> 00:37:56,791 - I don't think anybody knew what she was talking about. 512 00:37:56,826 --> 00:37:59,173 But okay, I give you that, it's niche. 513 00:37:59,207 --> 00:38:01,279 And there are other people that believe it too, 514 00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:03,281 so you're not a complete freak after all. 515 00:38:04,937 --> 00:38:07,319 - You're loving every single second of this ain't you, 516 00:38:07,354 --> 00:38:08,838 you big nerd? 517 00:38:08,872 --> 00:38:10,909 - I prefer biologist. - Oh, yeah. 518 00:38:13,118 --> 00:38:16,397 - And now, to draw the winner, 519 00:38:16,432 --> 00:38:21,644 Jackson's very own Lady Manilla! 520 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:30,446 ♪ 521 00:38:39,282 --> 00:38:41,249 Number... 522 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:42,630 5... 523 00:38:42,665 --> 00:38:43,942 1.... 524 00:38:43,976 --> 00:38:45,115 4! 525 00:38:47,463 --> 00:38:49,741 - Oh my God, that's me. - What? 526 00:38:49,775 --> 00:38:51,570 - How is that possible? I never win anything. 527 00:38:51,605 --> 00:38:52,778 - Its voodoo, baby. 528 00:38:52,813 --> 00:38:54,193 514 is us! 529 00:38:54,228 --> 00:38:55,367 - Yeah! 530 00:38:56,851 --> 00:38:59,026 All right! 531 00:39:00,890 --> 00:39:04,203 That handsome guy over there is our winner! 532 00:39:04,238 --> 00:39:06,758 - Can you believe this? Thanks! 533 00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:11,038 - And remember if you get out by daybreak, 534 00:39:11,072 --> 00:39:15,007 you'll win a special prize. 535 00:39:15,629 --> 00:39:18,459 - Now, round of applause for our winner. 536 00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:22,187 Come on backstage and we'll get you guys going in no time! 537 00:39:24,085 --> 00:39:25,363 - That was amazing. 538 00:39:25,397 --> 00:39:26,364 - Right this way, just watch your head. 539 00:39:27,882 --> 00:39:29,401 - Do you really wanna do this? I mean... 540 00:39:29,436 --> 00:39:31,023 - It's the Creeper house! 541 00:39:31,058 --> 00:39:32,818 I know everything there is to know about the Creeper. 542 00:39:32,853 --> 00:39:34,164 We'll be out of there in no time. 543 00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:36,028 - Yeah, I know, but... Trust me--trust me! 544 00:39:36,063 --> 00:39:37,789 - Congratulations, right this way. 545 00:39:38,445 --> 00:39:40,550 It's just through here. 546 00:39:40,585 --> 00:39:41,862 There we are. 547 00:39:41,896 --> 00:39:43,519 - Okay, just sign there and there. 548 00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,175 - Uh, what are these? - Standard release form. 549 00:39:45,210 --> 00:39:46,522 We get to use your image forever and ever, 550 00:39:46,556 --> 00:39:47,868 ever in the universe. 551 00:39:47,902 --> 00:39:49,214 We're not liable if anything goes wrong. 552 00:39:49,248 --> 00:39:50,664 The usual blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 553 00:39:50,698 --> 00:39:52,079 - Uh, but why? 554 00:39:52,113 --> 00:39:53,460 - Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. 555 00:39:53,494 --> 00:39:55,427 I'm Jamie, the producer 556 00:39:55,462 --> 00:39:56,980 of her show. 557 00:39:57,015 --> 00:39:58,257 We're coming along to film all this. 558 00:39:58,292 --> 00:39:59,742 It's part of our deal with the festival. 559 00:39:59,776 --> 00:40:01,364 - Hey Laine, we're gonna be on TV! 560 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:03,228 - Internet, not TV. 561 00:40:03,262 --> 00:40:06,058 - Even better. Sign me up. 562 00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:08,129 - All right! Just down there, Miss. 563 00:40:08,164 --> 00:40:09,372 In your own time. 564 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,098 Okay, all right, team, let's go! 565 00:40:11,132 --> 00:40:12,375 Let's move it! 566 00:40:13,687 --> 00:40:15,896 - Hey there, winner. 567 00:40:17,276 --> 00:40:19,589 - I'm Carrie. - Carrie. 568 00:40:19,624 --> 00:40:21,384 - Nice to meet you. 569 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:24,249 - Laine, the drooling jerk is Chase, my boyfriend. 570 00:40:24,283 --> 00:40:26,285 How are we gonna get there? 571 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:30,669 - Uh, Stu's going to take us there, so follow me. 572 00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:33,776 - "Follow me." 573 00:40:33,810 --> 00:40:35,018 - You'd better be right about 574 00:40:35,053 --> 00:40:36,468 getting us out of there quick sharp. 575 00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:37,607 - Baby, come on. 576 00:40:37,642 --> 00:40:38,574 Thank you. 577 00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:46,720 I can't believe this is happening. 578 00:40:47,306 --> 00:40:49,136 The horror gods are on our side. 579 00:40:51,587 --> 00:40:52,795 - Chase, isn't that the guy... 580 00:40:52,829 --> 00:40:53,830 - You wanna take a look at this? 581 00:40:53,865 --> 00:40:55,383 - What am I looking at? 582 00:40:55,418 --> 00:40:57,144 - Guys, are we really going there in that thing? 583 00:40:57,178 --> 00:40:58,594 - Don't worry, he looks a little bit creepy, 584 00:40:58,628 --> 00:40:59,526 but he's a sweetheart. 585 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,492 - A bit? 586 00:41:02,529 --> 00:41:04,151 Go on, get in. 587 00:41:04,185 --> 00:41:05,911 - Hey, wanna get killed by a crazy redneck? 588 00:41:05,946 --> 00:41:07,913 Because that's how you get killed. 589 00:41:07,948 --> 00:41:08,811 - Come on, you two. 590 00:41:10,606 --> 00:41:12,055 I love you. 591 00:41:25,552 --> 00:41:31,109 ♪ 592 00:41:33,042 --> 00:41:39,427 - Are you ready for the big night of terror to begin? 593 00:41:56,237 --> 00:41:58,101 - We've got ten seconds to go! 594 00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:00,034 all: 10! 595 00:42:00,069 --> 00:42:01,070 9! 596 00:42:01,104 --> 00:42:02,140 8! 597 00:42:03,866 --> 00:42:04,832 all: 7! 598 00:42:05,488 --> 00:42:06,558 6! 599 00:42:07,904 --> 00:42:08,940 all: 5! 600 00:42:10,424 --> 00:42:11,632 all: 4! 601 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:13,738 3! 602 00:42:14,670 --> 00:42:15,671 2! 603 00:42:16,672 --> 00:42:17,880 1! 604 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,658 - Hey, play some music, the crowd's going wild out there! 605 00:42:37,693 --> 00:42:39,660 - The internet dropped, man. - Well, do something! 606 00:42:39,695 --> 00:42:44,009 - All right, folks, we're out of wi-fi, but never fear. 607 00:42:44,044 --> 00:42:48,324 A good DJ never leaves the house without a few vinyls! 608 00:42:54,502 --> 00:42:58,645 ♪ 609 00:43:23,946 --> 00:43:25,775 - So you're not gonna talk to me for the whole journey? 610 00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:28,122 At all? - What is that? 611 00:43:28,157 --> 00:43:29,641 - B-roll. 612 00:43:29,676 --> 00:43:31,091 - What is that? 613 00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,920 - Baby... - Shadow? 614 00:43:32,955 --> 00:43:34,094 - Can you at least look at me? 615 00:43:34,128 --> 00:43:37,407 - I'm not sure. It looks like a Creeper. 616 00:43:38,063 --> 00:43:40,272 - Wait, wait, wait, you mean to tell me 617 00:43:40,307 --> 00:43:41,239 you got the Creeper on tape? 618 00:43:42,136 --> 00:43:43,413 This is real footage? 619 00:43:43,448 --> 00:43:44,794 - Well, a Creeper. 620 00:43:44,829 --> 00:43:47,245 It's probably just some asshole in great cosplay. 621 00:43:47,279 --> 00:43:49,316 - Or is it? 622 00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:50,662 - What's the resolution on that? 623 00:43:50,697 --> 00:43:52,284 - Native 4k, why? 624 00:43:52,319 --> 00:43:53,665 - See? 625 00:43:53,700 --> 00:43:55,253 Crisp, clear optics makes no difference. 626 00:43:55,287 --> 00:43:56,910 - Great. 627 00:43:56,944 --> 00:43:58,946 - If that John guy turns out to be missing 628 00:43:58,981 --> 00:44:00,085 we might have something. 629 00:44:24,627 --> 00:44:27,561 This is interesting. 630 00:44:29,218 --> 00:44:30,978 - Uh, yeah. 631 00:44:31,013 --> 00:44:33,912 So I guess I light this using cellphones? 632 00:44:37,571 --> 00:44:39,953 - Welcome to the Barnabett family cemetery. 633 00:44:41,230 --> 00:44:43,266 This was the final resting place 634 00:44:43,301 --> 00:44:45,510 for souls back to the 1700s. 635 00:44:47,339 --> 00:44:50,377 The natives believed that this was holy ground. 636 00:44:50,411 --> 00:44:52,344 Back to the dawn of man. 637 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:54,553 Sacred. 638 00:44:56,348 --> 00:44:59,835 But very, very haunted. 639 00:44:59,869 --> 00:45:01,388 - Awesome. 640 00:45:01,422 --> 00:45:03,355 I wonder if I could be buried here. 641 00:45:03,390 --> 00:45:04,909 - Uh, be careful what you wish for. 642 00:45:04,943 --> 00:45:06,634 - Shut up. 643 00:45:06,669 --> 00:45:08,533 - What are we doing here again? 644 00:45:08,567 --> 00:45:10,846 Weren't we supposed to go to the haunted house or something? 645 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,502 - Yeah. 646 00:45:12,537 --> 00:45:14,056 We walk from here. 647 00:45:17,266 --> 00:45:18,543 - You see that? 648 00:45:19,130 --> 00:45:21,477 - What's wrong? Come on, we gotta get this. 649 00:45:21,511 --> 00:45:22,858 - Camera won't work. 650 00:45:22,892 --> 00:45:24,480 I dunno. 651 00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:26,585 - No, no, no, dunno ain't gonna cut it, pal. 652 00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:28,070 I didn't pay you to bring the film crew down 653 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:29,692 to Whistling Dixie for my health. 654 00:45:30,279 --> 00:45:31,487 Now what do you mean it won't work? 655 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,006 It doesn't turn on? It won't focus? 656 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,353 Won't record? Won't fuck itself? 657 00:45:35,387 --> 00:45:36,906 What am I even doing out here? 658 00:45:36,941 --> 00:45:39,771 - See, now, nobody wants to sound like that guy. 659 00:45:39,806 --> 00:45:41,255 - I have got an Emmy, God damn it. 660 00:45:41,290 --> 00:45:42,601 - Laine--Laine! 661 00:45:42,636 --> 00:45:43,913 - I don't give a fuck about your Emmy. 662 00:45:43,948 --> 00:45:45,432 It's not my fault the camera doesn't work. 663 00:45:45,466 --> 00:45:46,536 - Laine! 664 00:45:46,571 --> 00:45:47,606 - You can go fuck yourself. 665 00:45:47,641 --> 00:45:48,538 - You're such an asshole sometimes. 666 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:50,851 - Laine! 667 00:46:05,383 --> 00:46:06,453 - Babe, is everything all right? 668 00:46:06,487 --> 00:46:08,110 - I don't know, you tell me. 669 00:46:09,076 --> 00:46:10,629 Is everything all right? 670 00:46:12,010 --> 00:46:13,978 - What do you mean? 671 00:46:14,012 --> 00:46:15,393 - I know there's something going on there with that 672 00:46:15,427 --> 00:46:16,774 blonde bimbo and you. 673 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:17,775 Honestly, it doesn't bother me. 674 00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:21,468 I just find it so "interesting." 675 00:46:21,502 --> 00:46:23,159 - Oh, come on. 676 00:46:23,953 --> 00:46:26,162 I didn't even notice her! - Really? 677 00:46:26,197 --> 00:46:29,027 "Awesome, bury me here please, I'm a bimbo!" 678 00:46:29,062 --> 00:46:30,753 You want me to give you a cup to catch your drool? 679 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:32,168 - No, I didn't say it like that. 680 00:46:33,687 --> 00:46:34,792 And that's not fair. 681 00:46:34,826 --> 00:46:35,827 Laine! 682 00:46:35,862 --> 00:46:37,242 - No, really, I love her. 683 00:46:37,277 --> 00:46:38,347 She's deep, I get it. 684 00:46:38,381 --> 00:46:39,589 - Come on, I... 685 00:46:43,697 --> 00:46:44,663 - Hello? 686 00:46:47,321 --> 00:46:49,599 Hey, are you with the festival? 687 00:46:50,359 --> 00:46:52,361 It's me, Michael! 688 00:46:53,603 --> 00:46:54,915 The camera guy--hey! 689 00:46:54,950 --> 00:46:55,882 Do you have a phone? 690 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:01,819 I just need a bit of a tethering 691 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,165 in order to get my stuff online. 692 00:47:04,373 --> 00:47:07,134 Look, I only need it for a bit. 693 00:47:07,169 --> 00:47:08,515 My producer's gonna kill me 694 00:47:08,549 --> 00:47:10,172 if I don't get this stuff online right now. 695 00:47:12,381 --> 00:47:15,591 ♪ 696 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:16,799 - Hello? 697 00:47:21,010 --> 00:47:22,460 - Fuck! 698 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:27,189 Well shit... 699 00:47:27,223 --> 00:47:28,604 Argh! 700 00:47:36,129 --> 00:47:37,751 - Aaagghh! 701 00:47:44,275 --> 00:47:46,587 - What are you looking for, your banjo? 702 00:47:49,452 --> 00:47:50,868 - Aagh! - Ahh! 703 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:53,180 - Jesus, man--fuck! 704 00:47:53,215 --> 00:47:56,149 Your face! 705 00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:57,944 Oh, I did pee myself a little. 706 00:47:57,978 --> 00:48:01,948 - Now we can go. 707 00:48:01,982 --> 00:48:03,121 Where are the others? 708 00:48:03,156 --> 00:48:04,951 - Michael? Michael! 709 00:48:06,953 --> 00:48:10,163 - Where has that no good shit for brains gone to? 710 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,890 This is definitely the last gig I'm working with him. 711 00:48:14,443 --> 00:48:15,962 - I'm a YouTuber, get me out of here! 712 00:48:15,996 --> 00:48:17,998 - Ugh, it was nothing! 713 00:48:18,033 --> 00:48:20,104 I just wanted to see what was on that vide... 714 00:48:21,070 --> 00:48:22,278 Oh... 715 00:48:23,659 --> 00:48:25,488 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... 716 00:48:27,628 --> 00:48:29,009 You're jealous. 717 00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:31,667 - I'm not jealous. - You're jealous. 718 00:48:31,701 --> 00:48:34,083 Mm, it's cute. 719 00:48:34,118 --> 00:48:36,120 - Jealousy is the sign of a weak mind. 720 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,296 - So, bimbo jokes. 721 00:48:40,331 --> 00:48:42,920 Wait, baby... 722 00:48:51,307 --> 00:48:52,930 Laine... 723 00:48:55,035 --> 00:48:56,968 - No! 724 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:11,845 ♪ 725 00:49:17,126 --> 00:49:19,335 - Maybe something got him? 726 00:49:20,233 --> 00:49:22,718 Like a big animal. 727 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:24,616 - There are no big animals 'round here. 728 00:49:24,651 --> 00:49:26,480 - Come on, this is Louisiana! 729 00:49:26,515 --> 00:49:28,551 There's like... 730 00:49:28,586 --> 00:49:30,898 gators, snakes and 731 00:49:30,933 --> 00:49:33,418 black fucking bears roaming all around. 732 00:49:33,453 --> 00:49:34,833 - They wouldn't come here. 733 00:49:36,145 --> 00:49:37,388 - Laine! 734 00:49:37,422 --> 00:49:38,630 Laine! 735 00:49:38,665 --> 00:49:40,978 - Laine! - Hey man! 736 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,980 Hey--hey, man, take it easy! 737 00:49:43,014 --> 00:49:44,153 What's going on? Where's your girlfriend? 738 00:49:45,361 --> 00:49:47,777 - Some... 739 00:49:47,812 --> 00:49:50,056 Something big took... 740 00:49:52,851 --> 00:49:54,267 - I told you, black fucking bear! 741 00:49:54,301 --> 00:49:55,682 - Bears don't fly. 742 00:49:55,716 --> 00:49:57,166 Now calm down, man. 743 00:49:57,201 --> 00:49:58,650 What happened? 744 00:49:58,685 --> 00:50:01,860 - We have to go. We have to go, call the police. 745 00:50:01,895 --> 00:50:03,241 - What? 746 00:50:03,276 --> 00:50:04,725 - Call the fucking police! 747 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,522 - Ugh! 748 00:50:08,557 --> 00:50:14,390 ♪ 749 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,946 - Oh, fuck! 750 00:50:22,847 --> 00:50:24,262 It's Michael--oh! 751 00:50:25,677 --> 00:50:27,300 Something got him. 752 00:50:30,165 --> 00:50:32,546 - It's fresh. Really fresh. 753 00:50:32,581 --> 00:50:34,272 If something got him, it's still out here. 754 00:50:34,307 --> 00:50:35,825 - Inside. Quick! 755 00:51:10,722 --> 00:51:11,930 - Argh! 756 00:51:11,965 --> 00:51:14,761 - Agghhhhh! 757 00:51:24,805 --> 00:51:25,772 - Laine! 758 00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:31,157 - Oh, be careful. 759 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,606 It's an old house, you dunno what's in here. 760 00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:38,198 - Open up! - God damnit! 761 00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:39,406 - Hey! 762 00:51:41,581 --> 00:51:42,685 - Open up! - God damnit. 763 00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:44,101 - Hey! 764 00:51:44,135 --> 00:51:45,102 Hey! 765 00:51:46,862 --> 00:51:48,381 - They're all yours now. - - Come on. 766 00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:51,453 - Come on! Fucking shut! 767 00:51:53,765 --> 00:51:55,767 - Come on, you assholes! - Open up! 768 00:51:55,802 --> 00:51:57,079 - God damn it! - Hey! 769 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,011 - What the fuck? 770 00:51:59,323 --> 00:52:00,565 Come on! 771 00:52:02,429 --> 00:52:04,293 Fucking shut! 772 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,712 - So this is your escape room, huh? 773 00:52:09,747 --> 00:52:11,231 Is this some kind of game you're playing here? 774 00:52:11,266 --> 00:52:13,716 'Cause you can stop the show and open the door. 775 00:52:13,751 --> 00:52:16,512 We're all very scared of your hillbilly tricks. 776 00:52:17,168 --> 00:52:18,825 - Shut your fuckin' mouth. 777 00:52:20,447 --> 00:52:22,311 Hey! Open up! 778 00:52:22,346 --> 00:52:23,726 - Hey! 779 00:52:23,761 --> 00:52:26,177 I didn't sign up for that. 780 00:52:26,212 --> 00:52:28,973 Michael's dead and you all saw it. 781 00:52:29,007 --> 00:52:30,975 Now open that fucking door. 782 00:52:31,009 --> 00:52:32,873 - What did you do with Laine? 783 00:52:34,530 --> 00:52:35,704 Where is she! 784 00:52:35,738 --> 00:52:37,947 - Hey! Calm down. 785 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:40,847 I don't know, all right? 786 00:52:40,881 --> 00:52:42,987 I wasn't even supposed to be here! 787 00:52:43,021 --> 00:52:46,197 All I was hired to do was scare ya up a bit. 788 00:52:46,232 --> 00:52:47,819 And that's all. 789 00:52:47,854 --> 00:52:49,614 - Hired? 790 00:52:49,649 --> 00:52:50,650 Hired by who? 791 00:52:50,684 --> 00:52:51,927 - Giselle... 792 00:52:52,893 --> 00:52:54,447 Manilla. 793 00:52:54,481 --> 00:52:56,345 She said there's a surprise waiting here for you. 794 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,520 - A surprise? 795 00:52:58,554 --> 00:53:00,211 - I'll show you a fucking surprise. 796 00:53:00,246 --> 00:53:02,420 You tell me where Laine is right now or 797 00:53:02,455 --> 00:53:03,870 I'll stick this thing so far up your ass, 798 00:53:03,904 --> 00:53:05,251 you'll taste the fuckin' metal. 799 00:53:05,285 --> 00:53:07,667 - Yeah, hillbilly, it's time to start talking. 800 00:53:07,701 --> 00:53:08,737 - All of you take a step fuckin' back! 801 00:53:08,771 --> 00:53:10,083 - Woah, woah, woah! 802 00:53:10,117 --> 00:53:12,085 - Or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out! 803 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,867 - My ears are fucking ringing! 804 00:53:35,902 --> 00:53:38,180 - I warned you! Step back! 805 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,251 - Jesus, Stu, you didn't have to fire that thing! 806 00:53:40,286 --> 00:53:43,185 - Next time I do, you won't hear anything anymore. 807 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:47,051 - Okay, let's figure this out. 808 00:53:48,742 --> 00:53:50,261 It's an escape room, right? 809 00:53:50,296 --> 00:53:52,436 - It's not a fucking escape room. 810 00:53:53,885 --> 00:53:55,335 It's a trap. 811 00:53:55,370 --> 00:53:56,957 - And who's the trapper? 812 00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,478 - The Creeper. 813 00:54:00,513 --> 00:54:04,517 The Creeper's a fairytale, son. 814 00:54:04,551 --> 00:54:07,174 - I saw it. 815 00:54:07,209 --> 00:54:09,107 - You guys are fucking nuts. 816 00:54:10,764 --> 00:54:13,215 - It's got Laine and I'm gonna find her. 817 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,700 - We're staying put. - What? 818 00:54:15,735 --> 00:54:18,255 Oh, don't tell me, this interrupts your hectic schedule 819 00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:21,879 of country hick incest and intermittent horse loving. 820 00:54:21,913 --> 00:54:23,294 - Fuck you, Hollywood. 821 00:54:23,329 --> 00:54:24,744 - Hey! Hey! 822 00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:31,578 We've gotta start working as a team. 823 00:54:31,613 --> 00:54:33,787 So as difficult as I know it is for you, 824 00:54:33,822 --> 00:54:36,100 I need you to stop being a fuckin' asshole! 825 00:54:37,135 --> 00:54:39,068 You're stuck with us now. 826 00:54:39,103 --> 00:54:40,449 Put it down. 827 00:54:40,484 --> 00:54:42,037 Put the gun down. 828 00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,797 Put the gun down. 829 00:54:44,488 --> 00:54:48,146 Nobody's going anywhere until I find Laine. 830 00:54:53,428 --> 00:54:54,636 - It's coming. 831 00:55:03,196 --> 00:55:05,302 - Upstairs, now! 832 00:55:15,001 --> 00:55:16,313 - Go to the attic! 833 00:55:19,730 --> 00:55:21,214 - Ah--ahh! 834 00:55:29,395 --> 00:55:31,880 - When we were outside, I saw a light in here. 835 00:55:31,914 --> 00:55:33,468 I'll find a switch. 836 00:55:37,472 --> 00:55:39,266 The roof is leaking. 837 00:55:39,301 --> 00:55:40,337 - But it's not raining. 838 00:55:45,031 --> 00:55:46,619 Ah--ahh! 839 00:55:46,653 --> 00:55:49,173 - Oh, you gotta be shitting me! 840 00:55:49,207 --> 00:55:50,968 Who the hell is that? 841 00:55:51,002 --> 00:55:52,349 - That's Sam... 842 00:56:42,916 --> 00:56:44,608 - Oh, what the hell is that?! 843 00:56:53,789 --> 00:56:55,481 - You're real. 844 00:57:01,625 --> 00:57:03,592 - Agghh! 845 00:57:03,627 --> 00:57:05,111 - Ugh! - Where is she! 846 00:57:05,145 --> 00:57:07,078 Where is she! 847 00:57:08,666 --> 00:57:10,875 Where is she! 848 00:57:10,910 --> 00:57:12,221 Get off me! 849 00:57:12,256 --> 00:57:13,706 Talk to me! 850 00:57:14,879 --> 00:57:16,053 Get off me! 851 00:57:16,087 --> 00:57:17,606 Get off me! 852 00:57:21,507 --> 00:57:28,203 ♪ 853 00:57:55,161 --> 00:57:56,645 - Help! 854 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:11,626 Ahh! Ah! 855 00:58:34,372 --> 00:58:35,373 Agghh! 856 00:58:35,408 --> 00:58:36,858 Argh! 857 00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:38,515 Ugh! 858 00:58:49,733 --> 00:58:50,872 Chase! 859 00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:52,529 Help! 860 00:58:52,563 --> 00:58:53,737 Help! 861 00:58:56,291 --> 00:58:57,499 - Where the hell did she go? 862 00:58:57,534 --> 00:58:58,983 - She's gotta be here somewhere. 863 00:58:59,018 --> 00:59:00,744 - Come on, Carrie! 864 00:59:02,746 --> 00:59:03,850 Carrie! 865 00:59:17,623 --> 00:59:18,865 Argh! 866 00:59:20,626 --> 00:59:22,110 Ugh! 867 00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:26,010 Aggh! 868 00:59:28,772 --> 00:59:35,054 ♪ 869 00:59:39,541 --> 00:59:40,784 - Ugh! 870 00:59:53,831 --> 00:59:54,901 Ugh! 871 00:59:54,936 --> 00:59:56,420 Aggh! 872 00:59:56,454 --> 00:59:58,215 Ahhhh! 873 01:00:10,814 --> 01:00:17,406 ♪ 874 01:00:53,546 --> 01:00:54,651 - Fuck. 875 01:01:15,016 --> 01:01:16,707 - Aghhh! 876 01:01:16,742 --> 01:01:17,950 Agggh! 877 01:01:27,994 --> 01:01:29,375 - Carrie! Hey, hey. 878 01:01:30,514 --> 01:01:32,309 - It's coming--it's coming! 879 01:01:32,343 --> 01:01:34,311 Where's Laine--where's Laine? 880 01:01:34,345 --> 01:01:36,002 - I don't know. - Where is she? 881 01:01:36,037 --> 01:01:37,555 Where is Laine? - I don't know. 882 01:01:37,590 --> 01:01:39,005 I don't know. - Where is she? 883 01:01:53,088 --> 01:01:54,745 - What's that? 884 01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,851 ♪ 885 01:01:56,885 --> 01:01:58,404 - In here... 886 01:01:58,438 --> 01:01:59,957 In here. 887 01:01:59,992 --> 01:02:01,752 Go! Come on. 888 01:02:06,205 --> 01:02:09,415 - ♪ Baby, keep those peepers off me ♪ 889 01:02:14,247 --> 01:02:15,421 - There's no way out. 890 01:02:20,806 --> 01:02:22,393 - We're just gonna have to kill it. 891 01:02:23,878 --> 01:02:26,121 - Yeah, with a rolling pin. 892 01:02:26,156 --> 01:02:28,779 - - It won't work. It's immortal, trust me. 893 01:02:29,469 --> 01:02:31,023 Our only hope is it loses interest in us, 894 01:02:31,057 --> 01:02:33,163 or we wait out the hunting cycle. 895 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,097 - And how long is the hunting cycle? 896 01:02:38,202 --> 01:02:39,479 - 23 days. 897 01:02:40,722 --> 01:02:42,068 - We're fucked. 898 01:02:43,898 --> 01:02:45,278 We are fucked. 899 01:02:53,114 --> 01:02:55,288 - I'm getting a real sense of déjà vu. 900 01:03:03,952 --> 01:03:05,298 - Laine! 901 01:03:06,403 --> 01:03:07,818 Laine! - Ah--ahh--ahhh! 902 01:03:07,853 --> 01:03:09,268 - Laine, it's me! 903 01:03:09,302 --> 01:03:10,683 It's me, it's me, it's me. 904 01:03:10,717 --> 01:03:13,306 Laine, please, please! It's me, baby, it's me. 905 01:03:13,341 --> 01:03:14,929 What happened, baby? - We have to get out of here! 906 01:03:14,963 --> 01:03:16,033 - What--what happened to you? 907 01:03:16,068 --> 01:03:17,000 - He'll get you all! 908 01:03:17,034 --> 01:03:18,346 Anyone who's near me. 909 01:03:18,380 --> 01:03:19,934 - Baby, you're bleeding. - It's me it wants. 910 01:03:21,004 --> 01:03:22,557 - The only way out is upstairs. 911 01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:24,007 Let's go. 912 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:25,940 Let's go! 913 01:03:25,974 --> 01:03:27,148 - Everybody stick together. 914 01:03:29,288 --> 01:03:35,604 ♪ 915 01:03:37,710 --> 01:03:40,644 - I got you, I got you. 916 01:03:44,648 --> 01:03:46,650 - Oh, the phone! - Wait! 917 01:03:46,684 --> 01:03:48,617 - Aggghhh! 918 01:03:48,652 --> 01:03:50,481 Oh, fuck! Oh, my leg! 919 01:03:50,516 --> 01:03:52,932 Oh--oh, fuck! No-ho-ho! 920 01:03:52,967 --> 01:03:54,900 Agh, my leg! 921 01:03:54,934 --> 01:03:56,625 Oh, fuck! 922 01:04:04,910 --> 01:04:06,532 - Oh--oh! 923 01:04:06,566 --> 01:04:08,051 operator: 911, what's your emergency? 924 01:04:08,085 --> 01:04:09,535 - Erm... 925 01:04:09,569 --> 01:04:10,847 operator: What's your location, sir? 926 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:12,400 - Where the hell are we? 927 01:04:12,434 --> 01:04:13,953 - The Barnabett House. - The Barnabett House! 928 01:04:13,988 --> 01:04:15,161 operator: Sir? - Yeah. 929 01:04:15,196 --> 01:04:16,645 operator: What's the problem, sir? 930 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,820 - The--the--the Creeper. Something is trying to kill us. 931 01:04:19,579 --> 01:04:21,374 operator: Have you been taking drugs... 932 01:04:21,409 --> 01:04:22,859 Sir? 933 01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:25,240 - Do I sound like a fuckin' stoner to you? 934 01:04:25,275 --> 01:04:27,518 I need you to get some help to the Barnabett House 935 01:04:27,553 --> 01:04:28,968 or I swear to God... 936 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,628 operator: Sir, are you okay? 937 01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:38,357 - Fuck, please! - Come on, let's go! 938 01:04:39,185 --> 01:04:40,566 Let's go! Come on! 939 01:04:42,430 --> 01:04:43,880 - Hold him, hold him! 940 01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:46,054 - Agh! 941 01:04:47,676 --> 01:04:48,643 - Come on! 942 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,993 - Oh, shit! 943 01:04:54,028 --> 01:04:55,546 - Quick, quick. 944 01:04:55,581 --> 01:04:56,996 - Baby... 945 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,760 ♪ 946 01:05:02,795 --> 01:05:04,970 - Wait, what? Why are you stopping? 947 01:05:05,004 --> 01:05:07,765 - Even if we get outside we're sitting ducks out there. 948 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,112 - Help me over here. 949 01:05:11,148 --> 01:05:13,081 - Do we risk it or hole up in here? 950 01:05:13,116 --> 01:05:14,841 - I vote hunker down. 951 01:05:14,876 --> 01:05:16,913 The police are coming, so that will slow the Creeper down. 952 01:05:16,947 --> 01:05:18,535 - Are they? 953 01:05:18,569 --> 01:05:22,021 - Well, they're not just gonna ignore a 911 call, right? 954 01:05:22,056 --> 01:05:23,989 - Oh, my sweet summer child. 955 01:05:26,474 --> 01:05:28,269 - Oh fuck, I need a fucking doctor! 956 01:05:29,132 --> 01:05:31,030 - We're like flies in a spider's web. 957 01:05:31,065 --> 01:05:32,342 It's calling the shots. 958 01:05:32,376 --> 01:05:34,482 The only way we end this is to kill it. 959 01:05:34,516 --> 01:05:37,105 - Well, your boyfriend said we can't, so... 960 01:05:37,140 --> 01:05:38,935 - I'm not so sure. 961 01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,902 I've seen it up close. 962 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,386 - How then? 963 01:05:42,421 --> 01:05:44,941 - It's old and decrepit. 964 01:05:45,527 --> 01:05:47,805 It stinks of death. 965 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:49,324 - Well, where the hell is it, anyway? 966 01:05:49,359 --> 01:05:50,636 - It's toying with us. 967 01:05:52,603 --> 01:05:53,880 He likes to play. 968 01:05:56,676 --> 01:05:57,781 - We need to trap it. 969 01:05:59,024 --> 01:06:00,059 - With what? 970 01:06:02,199 --> 01:06:03,683 - Carrie! - Run! 971 01:06:05,858 --> 01:06:07,584 - Fuck! 972 01:06:07,618 --> 01:06:09,275 - Go, take him! 973 01:06:09,310 --> 01:06:10,483 - Carrie! - Agh! 974 01:06:10,518 --> 01:06:11,588 - Carrie! 975 01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:14,315 Carrie! Come on! 976 01:06:14,349 --> 01:06:15,972 - Aghh! 977 01:06:17,042 --> 01:06:18,008 - No! 978 01:06:18,836 --> 01:06:19,976 No! 979 01:06:20,459 --> 01:06:21,460 No! 980 01:06:23,324 --> 01:06:24,532 - Quick--quick! Come on! 981 01:06:28,053 --> 01:06:29,295 - Here, here, here! 982 01:06:29,330 --> 01:06:30,365 - Quick! 983 01:06:33,472 --> 01:06:34,818 - What the f-- 984 01:06:34,852 --> 01:06:37,269 - Holy Mary, mother of God. 985 01:06:38,304 --> 01:06:41,756 Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death, amen. 986 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:42,999 - Amen. 987 01:06:43,033 --> 01:06:44,276 - What is this place? 988 01:06:52,318 --> 01:06:58,117 ♪ 989 01:07:15,893 --> 01:07:18,068 - Ahhhh! 990 01:07:27,974 --> 01:07:33,911 ♪ 991 01:08:02,561 --> 01:08:03,941 - What can you see? 992 01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:07,635 - Jesus! 993 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,579 - Oh, fuck. 994 01:08:24,169 --> 01:08:30,036 ♪ 995 01:08:37,251 --> 01:08:38,666 - Looks like it's gone. 996 01:08:40,323 --> 01:08:42,463 It took Carrie. 997 01:08:52,266 --> 01:08:58,617 ♪ 998 01:09:14,150 --> 01:09:16,842 - ♪ Jeepers, baby 999 01:09:18,499 --> 01:09:20,121 - ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1000 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:23,607 ♪ You give me heebies, baby 1001 01:09:23,642 --> 01:09:26,817 ♪ Keep those peepers off me 1002 01:09:26,852 --> 01:09:29,648 ♪ You're creepin' while I'm dreamin' ♪ 1003 01:09:29,682 --> 01:09:33,514 ♪ You're preying but I'm praying ♪ 1004 01:09:33,548 --> 01:09:36,206 ♪ Keep those hungry eyes off me ♪ 1005 01:09:36,241 --> 01:09:38,381 - Oh no. No, Jesus! 1006 01:09:38,415 --> 01:09:40,176 Oh, fuck. 1007 01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:42,730 No, please, Lord, not like this. 1008 01:09:44,352 --> 01:09:46,216 - No, not like this. 1009 01:09:46,251 --> 01:09:47,976 - Maybe there's something in here that can help us. 1010 01:09:48,011 --> 01:09:50,289 Maybe, erm, information or... 1011 01:09:50,324 --> 01:09:52,636 - One way or another, we're done running. 1012 01:09:52,671 --> 01:09:54,569 - Yeah, literally. 1013 01:09:54,604 --> 01:09:56,468 - I don't understand how this place 1014 01:09:56,502 --> 01:09:58,194 isn't burnt to the ground yet. 1015 01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,513 - Please? - Oh, shi-- 1016 01:10:12,311 --> 01:10:13,692 - I'd give my left arm for... 1017 01:10:13,726 --> 01:10:15,314 - Careful, you might. 1018 01:10:15,349 --> 01:10:17,282 - Yeah, I instantly regretted saying that. 1019 01:10:17,316 --> 01:10:19,560 - Sorry man. Yeah, it's just nerves. 1020 01:10:19,594 --> 01:10:26,429 ♪ 1021 01:10:26,463 --> 01:10:28,224 - What the hell is that? 1022 01:10:29,052 --> 01:10:30,364 Voodoo doll? 1023 01:10:40,132 --> 01:10:41,651 - What the... 1024 01:10:41,685 --> 01:10:43,342 - Holy son of Jesus. 1025 01:11:00,532 --> 01:11:02,292 - Guys, the stone. 1026 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:04,674 - Baby, wait... 1027 01:11:24,694 --> 01:11:30,838 ♪ 1028 01:11:47,613 --> 01:11:49,650 - Oh my God, they're feeding it. 1029 01:11:53,378 --> 01:11:56,864 - Baby, why did you say he was after you? 1030 01:11:57,658 --> 01:11:59,280 Where did it-- where did it take you? 1031 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,040 What really happened? - Chase, I'm pregnant. 1032 01:12:02,525 --> 01:12:04,527 That's why it's after me. 1033 01:12:04,561 --> 01:12:05,528 - What? 1034 01:12:06,667 --> 01:12:08,220 - It wants what I've got. 1035 01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:14,226 And, yes... 1036 01:12:14,260 --> 01:12:15,538 I will marry you... 1037 01:12:19,300 --> 01:12:20,715 If we ever get out of here alive. 1038 01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:25,341 - But why the hell would they be feeding this thing? 1039 01:12:29,552 --> 01:12:31,036 producer: Look at all this crap. 1040 01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:34,177 What is this? 1041 01:12:34,211 --> 01:12:35,281 A shrine? 1042 01:12:41,564 --> 01:12:43,220 - I thought these were stories. 1043 01:12:43,945 --> 01:12:45,015 Legends. 1044 01:12:47,259 --> 01:12:48,674 But it all seems real. 1045 01:12:48,709 --> 01:12:50,711 - And what, it has a cult fan club 1046 01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:52,540 that helps feed this thing? 1047 01:12:52,575 --> 01:12:54,231 Then maybe they want one of us. 1048 01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:55,301 - What? 1049 01:12:57,580 --> 01:13:00,893 ♪ 1050 01:13:00,928 --> 01:13:02,585 - We can't fight it. 1051 01:13:02,619 --> 01:13:04,207 But we can beat it, maybe even stop it. 1052 01:13:07,279 --> 01:13:08,832 We're in its twisted web right now. 1053 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,009 But it's time to turn the tables. 1054 01:13:13,043 --> 01:13:14,251 We need a plan. 1055 01:13:17,254 --> 01:13:18,946 - I think I know what we need to do. 1056 01:13:19,671 --> 01:13:26,367 ♪ 1057 01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:10,307 ♪ 1058 01:14:20,110 --> 01:14:22,596 Go, go, go, go... 1059 01:15:27,384 --> 01:15:29,179 - Ah! 1060 01:15:29,214 --> 01:15:30,836 - Agh! producer: Stu! 1061 01:15:30,871 --> 01:15:32,528 - Agh! 1062 01:15:33,218 --> 01:15:34,702 - Ugh! 1063 01:15:34,737 --> 01:15:35,703 producer: I've got him, I've got him! 1064 01:15:35,738 --> 01:15:37,394 Aggh! 1065 01:15:54,515 --> 01:15:56,413 ♪ 1066 01:15:58,001 --> 01:16:00,245 - Argh! 1067 01:16:00,279 --> 01:16:03,869 - ♪ Jeepers, baby - Aggh! 1068 01:16:03,904 --> 01:16:06,251 - ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1069 01:16:08,391 --> 01:16:11,705 - ♪ Baby, keep those peepers off me ♪ 1070 01:16:13,361 --> 01:16:16,088 - ♪ You're creepin' while I'm dreamin' ♪ 1071 01:16:16,123 --> 01:16:18,021 ♪ You're preying, but I'm praying ♪ 1072 01:16:18,056 --> 01:16:19,954 - Argh! 1073 01:16:26,098 --> 01:16:28,307 - Come on, asshole! 1074 01:16:37,903 --> 01:16:43,599 ♪ 1075 01:16:51,710 --> 01:16:58,337 ♪ 1076 01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:34,270 ♪ 1077 01:17:52,219 --> 01:17:58,674 ♪ 1078 01:18:30,775 --> 01:18:32,086 - Ugh! 1079 01:18:45,548 --> 01:18:49,966 cultist: Take the baby, its life force belongs to you. 1080 01:18:50,001 --> 01:18:52,520 Live forever, take the baby. 1081 01:18:52,555 --> 01:18:55,006 Its life force belongs to you. 1082 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:58,388 Live forever, take the baby. 1083 01:18:58,423 --> 01:19:00,218 Its life force belongs to you. 1084 01:19:01,633 --> 01:19:04,084 - You can't have it! Ugh! 1085 01:19:12,023 --> 01:19:14,370 - Come on. Ugh! 1086 01:19:17,442 --> 01:19:18,788 - Ugh! creeper: Argh! 1087 01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:28,798 - How do you like those peepers, bitch? 1088 01:19:34,597 --> 01:19:39,050 ♪ 1089 01:19:47,886 --> 01:19:49,025 - Now! 1090 01:19:50,233 --> 01:19:51,441 - Aghh! 1091 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:13,084 - Oh, no. 1092 01:20:27,098 --> 01:20:29,134 - Aggh, get off! 1093 01:20:29,169 --> 01:20:30,998 Get off! 1094 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:36,935 - Aggh! - Stu, no! 1095 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,978 ♪ 1096 01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:46,842 - Agh! 1097 01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:58,854 - Stu! 1098 01:21:00,234 --> 01:21:01,857 - Laine! 1099 01:21:09,761 --> 01:21:13,351 ♪ 1100 01:21:31,438 --> 01:21:37,754 ♪ 1101 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:57,973 ♪ 1102 01:23:08,811 --> 01:23:14,782 ♪ 1103 01:23:18,372 --> 01:23:20,133 ♪ 1104 01:23:20,167 --> 01:23:21,720 - ♪ Hungry eyes 1105 01:23:24,102 --> 01:23:26,139 ♪ Hungry eyes 1106 01:23:28,037 --> 01:23:29,590 ♪ Hungry eyes 1107 01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:37,840 ♪ Hungry eyes 1108 01:23:40,084 --> 01:23:41,982 ♪ Hungry eyes 1109 01:23:44,088 --> 01:23:45,986 ♪ Hungry eyes 1110 01:23:50,542 --> 01:23:52,820 ♪ You're preyin' but I'm praying ♪ 1111 01:23:54,512 --> 01:23:56,721 ♪ You're preyin' but I'm praying ♪ 1112 01:23:58,102 --> 01:24:00,725 ♪ Keep those peepers off me 1113 01:24:00,759 --> 01:24:02,727 ♪ Keep your hungry eyes off me ♪ 1114 01:24:04,763 --> 01:24:11,425 ♪ 1115 01:24:21,953 --> 01:24:24,369 - ♪ You're a creeper, baby 1116 01:24:25,888 --> 01:24:28,960 ♪ Yes, you're a creeper, baby ♪ 1117 01:24:29,995 --> 01:24:33,102 ♪ And keep those peepers off me ♪ 1118 01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:36,864 ♪ And keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1119 01:24:38,625 --> 01:24:44,700 ♪ 1120 01:24:57,161 --> 01:24:59,749 - ♪ You've got hungry eyes, baby ♪ 1121 01:25:01,993 --> 01:25:04,858 ♪ Hungry eyes 1122 01:25:04,892 --> 01:25:07,930 ♪ You've got hungry eyes, baby ♪ 1123 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,452 ♪ Hungry eyes 1124 01:25:12,486 --> 01:25:14,626 ♪ Keep your peepers off me 1125 01:25:16,559 --> 01:25:18,596 ♪ Keep your peepers off of me ♪ 1126 01:25:20,494 --> 01:25:22,807 ♪ Keep your peepers off of me ♪ 1127 01:25:22,841 --> 01:25:29,124 ♪ 1128 01:25:48,591 --> 01:25:52,699 ♪ 1129 01:25:52,733 --> 01:25:56,185 - ♪ Jeepers, baby 1130 01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:58,463 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1131 01:25:58,498 --> 01:26:02,191 ♪ You give me heebies, baby 1132 01:26:02,226 --> 01:26:05,470 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1133 01:26:05,505 --> 01:26:08,266 ♪ You're creepin' while I'm dreamin' ♪ 1134 01:26:08,301 --> 01:26:11,752 ♪ You're preying, but I'm praying ♪ 1135 01:26:11,787 --> 01:26:14,859 ♪ Keep those hungry eyes off me ♪ 1136 01:26:14,893 --> 01:26:17,965 ♪ 'Cause you and me, we could never be ♪ 1137 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:21,624 ♪ Jeepers, baby 1138 01:26:21,659 --> 01:26:24,109 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1139 01:26:24,144 --> 01:26:27,872 ♪ You give me heebies, baby 1140 01:26:27,906 --> 01:26:30,875 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1141 01:26:30,909 --> 01:26:33,636 ♪ You lay your spell on me 1142 01:26:33,671 --> 01:26:37,226 ♪ It's voodoo 1143 01:26:37,261 --> 01:26:40,850 ♪ Your hands on my body, baby ♪ 1144 01:26:40,885 --> 01:26:42,542 ♪ It's hoodoo 1145 01:26:43,715 --> 01:26:47,374 ♪ Creepers, baby 1146 01:26:47,409 --> 01:26:49,721 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1147 01:26:49,756 --> 01:26:53,415 ♪ You give me heebies, baby 1148 01:26:53,449 --> 01:26:56,245 ♪ Keep your peepers off of me ♪ 1149 01:26:56,280 --> 01:27:02,596 ♪ 1150 01:27:22,133 --> 01:27:25,654 - ♪ Jeepers, baby 1151 01:27:25,688 --> 01:27:28,070 ♪ You have those hungry, hungry eyes ♪ 1152 01:27:28,104 --> 01:27:31,867 ♪ You give me heebies, baby 1153 01:27:31,901 --> 01:27:34,283 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1154 01:27:35,042 --> 01:27:37,459 ♪ Keep those peepers off of me ♪ 1155 01:27:38,149 --> 01:27:41,014 ♪ Keep those peepers 1156 01:27:41,048 --> 01:27:43,913 ♪ Off of me! 1157 01:27:43,948 --> 01:27:45,052 ♪ Yeah! 70556

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