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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[presenter] ...and the halibut is
the largest
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of the flatfish,
found in both the North Pacific and...
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Garfield, I'm impressed.
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I didn't think you liked
educational programs and yet here you are,
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fascinated by one and unable to take
your eyes off the set.
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Fish! Beautiful, delicious fish.
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Halibut can grow as large as
900 pounds, like this one.
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[panting]
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Get me that fish! Get me that fish
and an equal weight of French fries.
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-[phone rings]
-[Jon] I'll get it.
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I must have seafood.
I crave seafood. I need seafood.
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-[Odie] Oh!
-[Jon] Oh. Hi, Liz!
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-[Odie] Ta-dah!
-[Garfield gasps]
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"Captain Barnacle's
ocean treat doggie delight."
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This is not seafood. This is a can.
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See, Odie? A can.
Put it in the water. See if it swims.
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[Jon] Your fish?
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In this house?
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Fish? Did he say fish? He said fish.
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The man said fish. I heard him say fish.
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[Liz] It's just while
I'm out of town visiting my mother...
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I need someone to take care of them.
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I don't think that would be
such a good idea, Liz...
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-[Liz] Why not?
-Well, for one thing,
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Garfield's putting out
tartar sauce and lemons.
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Should I bread them? Fry them?
Scampi is so delicious.
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Come on, Jon.
You can get Garfield to behave himself.
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I'll bring my fish over in the morning.
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If you say so, Liz. Bye.
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Garfield! Liz is leaving her pet fish here
while she's out of town.
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You will leave them alone or else.
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Have no fear, Arbuckle. I'll behave.
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I won't eat Liz's fish.
I'll treat them with total respect.
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[Odie muttering]
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Not now, Odie. Can't you see I'm busy
lying through my teeth?
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I'm having trouble sleeping.
Maybe I'll try counting sheep.
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One, two,
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three, four. [sighs] This isn't working.
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I know.
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One, two, three. [yawns] Four.
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This is so much better.
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Five. [snoring] Five...
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[rooster crowing]
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I didn't know you owned
so many fish, Liz.
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[snoring]
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[Liz] It's been a hobby of mine for years.
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Three schools are enough for me. [yawns]
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I would like some more trout, though...
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[Jon struggling]
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Oh, sounds like fish.
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Wow!
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That... is the most beautiful buffet
I've ever seen in my life.
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See you in a week.
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Have a good trip.
And don't worry about your fish.
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I had a long talk with Garfield and I have
every confidence he'll leave them alone.
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[horn honking]
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[laughs] I've got to stop Garfield
from eating all her fish.
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Now, would you be a better
appetizer or a main course?
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You look more like a side dish. Ooh!
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And you're kind of sweet looking.
I'll save you for dessert.
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[Jon snarls]
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You will not lay a paw on Liz's fish.
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Of course not. That's why I have a net.
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Do not touch the fish.
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Do you hear me? Do not touch the fish!
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If you harm
so much as a fin on any of them,
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you'll never see lasagna
in this house again.
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[Jon snarls]
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Gee. He sounds like he means it.
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All right then. I can control myself.
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I will leave this room
and not come back while the fish are here.
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[snarls, sighs]
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[gulps]
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-[clock ticking]
-Five seconds.
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That's three seconds longer
than I thought I'd last.
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You'll do for a start.
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Mmm. Not bad.
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[shrieks] Hey!
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I didn't think one little fish
could be so fattening.
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Woah! Oh no!
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That was a puffer fish!
The kind that swells up.
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Help! Somebody help me!
Or put me in a parade or something!
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[yelps]
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[screams]
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[bounces]
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I'd better watch what I eat.
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Hmm.
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I don't know what kind of fish you are
but you look very tasty.
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-[screaming]
-[electricity buzzing]
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[birds chirping]
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[laughs]
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-[fish clapping]
-[Garfield] Boy!
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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"Brazilian Electric Dancing Fish,
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similar to an electric eel." Yikes!
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Okay... it's seafood I want
and it's seafood I'm gonna get.
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I need a menu.
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[snarls]
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"Canadian spritzer fish."
Wonder what he does. [screams]
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Okay... now we know
what a Canadian spritzer fish does.
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[crashes]
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"Australian seltzer fish."
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Let's see what it says
about the Australian seltzer fish.
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[screams]
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"The Australian seltzer fish
is a close relative
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of the Canadian spritzer fish."
I shoulda known.
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[crashes]
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All right! Your turn, greenie!
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[laughs] Let's see what you are.
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Ah, here you are!
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"Japanese Judo Fish." Oh no.
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Oof. [laughs]
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[fish] Hi-yah!
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[Garfield shouting]
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[screaming]
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-[Garfield panting]
-[fish laughing evilly]
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-Oh, yeah? Well you won't laugh at this.
-[fish screams]
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Hey, he wasn't bad.
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Let's see what he is. Or uh... was.
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"The Flying Fish of Framistan"! [gasps]
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Help! Help! Help!
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No, don't worry, Liz.
Garfield isn't bothering your fish.
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-[Garfield screams]
-In fact, I just saw him flying by.
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-[Odie grunts]
-[gasps] Flying by?
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[Odie howling]
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[Garfield screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[Garfield] Woah!
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Yum.
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I just figured it out. All of these things
that are happening to me...
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they couldn't happen.
This has to be a dream.
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[screaming]
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Oh, I sure hope this is a dream.
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[bounces]
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[sighs and gasps]
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All rise for his honor,
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the honorable Oliver Octavius.
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Oh, my...
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Order in the fish court!
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Bailiff, who is on trial today?
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Garfield the Cat, Your Honor.
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Either this is a dream or I've somehow
learned to breathe underwater.
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Garfield the Cat
is accused of eating fish.
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-[jury gasps]
-[Garfield] Hey!
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Garfield Cat,
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how do you plead?
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Well, maybe I ate a few fish...
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Seven thousand three hundred
and twenty-two fish.
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Well, that's not a lot. I mean,
some of them were minnows and shrimp.
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You... you fish-eater, you!
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Yes, yes, I admit it!
I ate the fish! I ate a lot of fish!
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I even ate fish with chips!
Fish with chips and malt vinegar!
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If I spare your life, will you promise
never to eat another fish?
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I said, if I spare your life,
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will you promise
never to eat another fish?
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I'm thinking it over!
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I've heard enough!
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[hammer hits oyster]
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[judge] Jury, what do you say?
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-[jury] Guilty!
-[Garfield gasps]
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[judge] Garfield Cat, you have been
found guilty
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by a jury of your dinner.
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I hereby sentence you to...
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Larry.
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[hammer hits oyster]
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"Larry"? Who's Larry?
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He's Larry.
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[shrieks]
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No! No! Help!
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-Help! Help! [sighs]
-[doorbell rings]
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[Jon] Oh, hi, Liz. Come on in.
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-[Liz] I brought my fish as we discussed.
-Her fish?
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[Jon] We'll put them on the table.
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Do you think two goldfish are safe
in the house where Garfield lives?
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Sure. Garfield won't bother them.
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Come on. Let me show you
what I'm working on in my studio.
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She only has two goldfish? [laughs]
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Pretty cute goldfish.
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Well, it's time for breakfast!
Time to make a sandwich.
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Tartar sauce sandwich.
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Delicious. Come on...
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you didn't really think I was going
to eat Liz's goldfish, did you?
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That's too rotten even for me. In fact,
I'm giving up eating fish altogether.
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After that dream,
I'll never eat another fish again.
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Until next week.
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[munching]
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[theme song starts]
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