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[snoring]
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[theme music starts]
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[dramatic music playing]
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[helicopter whirring]
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[woman 1] Oh dear!
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-[woman 2] Do you know who that is?
-[man 1] Up there! Up there!
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[man 2] There's a guy up there,
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on the girders!
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-[man 3] What in the world...
-[woman 3] See?
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-[Jon snoring]
-[dramatic music playing]
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[helicopter whirring]
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Jon! Wake up, Jon!
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Wake up before you take a wrong step
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and wind up flatter
than fast food pancakes.
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[device buzzing]
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[woman screaming]
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[siren blaring]
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-[board creeking]
-Oh, my!
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[sighs]
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Oh, hi! You're probably wondering
how Jon got into this mess.
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I can tell you but it'll have to be quick.
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Now then...
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[Garfield] Jon was having trouble
sleeping lately.
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He's tried everything.
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[knitting needles clicking]
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-Yuck!
-[mug shattering]
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[Garfield] Sleeping in all sorts
of different positions.
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He got a book called How to Sleep.
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"Try drinking a glass of warm milk
after a hot bath."
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[Garfield] But that didn't work
because Jon couldn't drink the hot bath.
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[sucking]
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Then he decided to try counting sheep.
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But we didn't have any sheep so...
we had to improvise.
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Bah.
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Bah.
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-Bah.
-One.
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-Bah.
-Two.
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-Bah.
-Three.
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[whines]
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[Garfield] That didn't work either.
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But it did tire out Odie.
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[panting]
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Finally, he decided to watch TV.
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Are you wide awake all night?
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Unable to sleep?
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Are you so tired all day
that you doze off in your oatmeal?
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-All of those.
-Bah!
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Then come see me... Dr. Somnambulo!
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I can enable you to sleep all night
through the power of hypnosis!
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I'm so desperate for a good night's sleep,
I'm even willing to try that.
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[Garfield] Jon went there
the next morning,
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but he had second thoughts,
which is two more than Jon usually has.
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[Jon] I shouldn't have come here,
Dr. Somnambulo.
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[pendulum ticking]
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People with superior intelligence
can't be hypnotized.
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-There's no way you--
-[snaps fingers]
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[snoring]
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[both gasp]
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[snoring continues]
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When I press this buzzer,
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you will awaken.
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Until I press it again,
you will think you are a chicken.
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[cackling]
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Better stop him before he lays an egg.
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-[cackling continues]
-[Odie] Right!
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-[buzzing]
-[Jon] ...fall asleep
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because I'm just too smart
to be hypnotized.
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I think you will be a fine subject
for the Hypnotron computer.
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Hypno-what?
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[Garfield] The Hypnotron computer
was this thing Dr. Somnambulo had invented
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to program people
with hypnotic suggestions.
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[Dr. Somnambulo] I just enter the code for
the behavior pattern
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I wish to implant in him
and he will be properly programmed.
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[eerie music plays]
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[Garfield] I didn't notice but I guess
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while the doc was programming Jon,
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Odie was distracted by a fly.
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[fly buzzing]
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-[growling]
-[dramatic music]
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John Arbuckle!
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[voice echoing] You will fall sound asleep
every time you hear this sound.
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-[device buzzes]
-[Odie barks]
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[Garfield] I figure that must be
how it happened.
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Jon accidentally got programmed
with the sound of Odie barking.
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Only we didn't know it at the time.
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-I shall test it and put you to sleep.
-[device buzzes]
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-[Odie barks]
-[Jon snores]
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And to wake him up,
you just buzz the buzzer again.
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-[device buzzes]
-[Odie barks]
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...so I really don't think
this is going to work on me.
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Here, kitty cat.
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You put him to sleep with this
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and then wake him up
when he is sufficiently rested.
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[sighs] Got it.
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[Dr. Sonambulo] And keep
a careful eye on him.
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Once in a while... rarely...
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people under hypnosis have been known
to walk in their sleep.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Garfield] And so we headed home.
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Liz is coming over.
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She's giving a speech next week
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to the veterinarians' association.
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-[growling]
-[Odie barks]
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-[snoring]
-[Garfield gasps]
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[cars accelerating]
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[horns honking]
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[barks]
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I promised to help her with her speech.
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[tires screeching]
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[yelling]
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[babbling]
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[Garfield] I guess I should have been
a bit suspicious that something was wrong.
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But my mind was on other things...
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like lunch!
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I just want you to listen
to this speech I have to give.
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Glad to be of help.
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This would be a good time to eat...
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not that there's ever a bad time.
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[panting]
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[clears throat]
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My fellow veterinarians...
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-[barks]
-it's an honor to appear before you today.
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[snoring]
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-When I was asked to address you...
-[snoring continues]
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Jon!
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-[barks]
-[Jon screams]
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Are you listening to me?
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Hanging on every word, Liz.
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Alright.
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When I was asked to address you,
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-[barks]
-I asked myself what would you--
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[snoring]
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If you think my speech is so boring
it puts you to sleep,
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you can just take a nap, Jon Arbuckle.
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Goodbye!
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-[barks]
-[Jon] Liz?
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Liz!
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Gee, I thought she wanted me
to hear her speech.
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Odie, did you see where Liz went?
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[barks]
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[snoring]
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[fluttering]
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Jon dozed off three times during dinner
and six while playing video games.
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And he never even knew it.
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Finally, it was time for bed.
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You can try that buzzer thing if you want,
but it won't do any good.
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I can't be hypnotized.
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[device buzzes]
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-[buzzing]
-For a time, it looked like Jon was right.
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[buzzer rattles]
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[repeated buzzing]
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-[barks]
-Quiet, Odie!
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I'm trying to get Jon to fall asleep.
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[snoring]
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It finally worked.
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[snoring continues]
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[whispering] Shh! Don't wake him up.
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[ominous music plays]
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[Garfield] We thought the problem
was over,
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but it was actually just beginning.
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We sat there watching TV,
figuring Jon was fast asleep.
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And he was.
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[snoring]
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[Garfield] But something in him
had decided to go for a walk.
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[snoring]
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[chewing]
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[snoring]
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[doorknob jiggling]
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See you later, Jon.
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[gasps]
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-Jon!
-[howling]
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Where'd he go?
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[groans]
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That way!
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[motor rumbles]
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[brakes hiss]
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[snoring]
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Another passenger without exact change.
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[bus driver] Alright.
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-[panting]
-[groaning]
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Jon is sleep walking,
just like that doctor warned!
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We have to wake him up!
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[Garfield] The trouble was,
the bus was much faster
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than we were.
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[brakes hiss]
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[tense music playing]
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[snoring]
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[Italian music playing]
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[gasps]
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[Garfield] We followed the trail of our
sleepwalking friend to Vito's pizzeria.
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[Garfield] He must've gone out the back!
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-[tires screeching]
-[Odie grunts]
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Any sign of him, Odie?
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[Odie babbling]
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-[snoring]
-[menacing music playing]
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[elevator whines]
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You get help.
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I'm going to try to wake him up.
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-[snoring]
-[Garfield gasps]
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-And that was how we both got up here.
-[repeated buzzing]
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[crowd screaming]
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The trouble is I keep buzzing this buzzer
and it doesn't wake him up.
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[sirens blaring]
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[woman 2] Oh, dear!
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-[woman 3] You know who that is?
-[man 3] Up there!
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[grunts]
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-[helicopter whirring]
-[snoring]
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There's got to be a way to wake him up
before he takes a wrong step.
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-[Odie barks]
-[Jon gasps]
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-[Odie barks]
-[Jon snores]
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-[Odie barking continuously]
-[John gasping and snoring]
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-[barking continues]
-[gasping and snoring continues]
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[helicopter whirring]
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-[barking continues]
-[gasping and snoring continues]
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Odie! Stop barking!
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[grunts]
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[Jon snoring]
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Odie, bark one more time.
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-[Odie barks]
-[Jon gasps]
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So, as I was saying, I don't think there's
any way to hypnotize me to sleep.
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I'll just lie awake here in my bed and--
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[gasps]
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-[sirens blaring]
-[tense music playing]
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[Jon screams]
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-[sirens blaring]
-[Jon screaming]
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[Garfield] No!
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[dramatic music playing]
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-[man gasps]
-[woman screams]
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-[Garfield screams]
-[Jon babbles]
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[screaming]
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Oh, no!
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[screaming]
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-[metal resonates]
-Oh, it hurts.
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[clapping and cheering]
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How did I get here?
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[slurping]
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[sighs]
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You will no longer fall asleep.
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-[phone ringing]
-I'll be right back.
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[Garfield] While we're here,
I think I'll give Jon
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a new hypnotic command.
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-[lever clicking]
-[Odie grunts]
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You know, guys, I got a good night's sleep
and I feel great.
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I have a feeling my insomnia is gone.
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-Great!
-In fact, I feel so good,
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I'm not going to make you
any lasagnas right now.
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I'm going for a walk.
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Odie... bark please.
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[barks]
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Must make lasagnas.
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-Odie?
-[barks]
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Must make lasagnas.
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-[barks]
-[Jon gasps]
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-[barks]
-Must make lasagnas.
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-[Odie barks]
-[Jon gasps]
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[theme music starts]
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