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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:07,620 sure you want to do this because we 2 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:08,880 don't have to it'll be fun come on 3 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:10,530 I'll go we don't even know these people 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:14,599 you know there's strangers are you 5 00:00:10,530 --> 00:00:16,560 pussying out on I am NOT pussying out uh 6 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:20,460 we just we just don't know these people 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:22,529 you know Karen does it all the time here 8 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:27,810 doesn't seem like she doesn't so okay 9 00:00:22,529 --> 00:00:31,550 what else I have STDs then we're just 10 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:34,070 one couple on my ear one wink 11 00:00:31,550 --> 00:00:36,020 it'll be new new experience no I just 12 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:37,760 thought we said to experience we do like 13 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:39,559 handcuffs or you wear a dirty outfit or 14 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:42,640 something like that you know stay in it 15 00:00:39,559 --> 00:00:42,640 or if they're serial killers 16 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:51,670 that's your plan 17 00:00:48,430 --> 00:00:57,550 there's a horrible plan hey wait just a 18 00:00:51,670 --> 00:01:06,059 cloud he didn't tell me that would be 19 00:00:57,550 --> 00:01:06,059 the risk Oh Eric and Shelly hi excuse me 20 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:13,780 you were warrior in there 21 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:16,030 your parents your ancestors shall be 22 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:24,240 proud of you one day for what you did to 23 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:24,240 me go heal the world you never call me 24 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:49,789 please join us please make yourself at 25 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:54,210 home yes like the place I love the scarf 26 00:01:49,789 --> 00:01:57,920 Thanks thank you you're not wearing the 27 00:01:54,210 --> 00:02:01,380 scarf and not tell us we have 28 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:04,049 interesting scarves and a lot of things 29 00:02:01,380 --> 00:02:05,329 what is this Garson what does the scarf 30 00:02:04,049 --> 00:02:08,519 say security 31 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:11,370 you seem nervous I am I am nervous I'm 32 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:12,660 very nervous um it's just if this is my 33 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:16,709 first time I don't really know what I'm 34 00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:17,459 doing at all Oh exciting yeah this is 35 00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:21,989 exciting 36 00:02:17,459 --> 00:02:26,400 I love first-timers love that how come 37 00:02:21,989 --> 00:02:29,220 is it special for me it is to take you 38 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:32,730 along the way to show you where to go in 39 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:35,670 and out and up and down like a little 40 00:02:32,730 --> 00:02:38,549 baby who doesn't know how to walk and I 41 00:02:35,670 --> 00:02:39,959 guides you holding your finger putting 42 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:41,700 your fingers in places where they 43 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:44,970 shouldn't be located right there you 44 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:46,440 said you said that that's kilis let's 45 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:48,569 talk about that putting fingers in 46 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:50,459 places they haven't been before cuz when 47 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:52,709 i when i did some research beforehand I 48 00:02:50,459 --> 00:02:54,630 googled it I'm gonna try new things 49 00:02:52,709 --> 00:02:57,780 we're trying it right now what certain 50 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:59,700 things just weird boundaries for me like 51 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:02,549 my butt for example I've got I've got a 52 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:05,250 thing about it being my lover Terry we 53 00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:06,920 like to treat this as life it's never 54 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:11,099 know when things are popping up okay 55 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:14,700 popping up and pop me down going in and 56 00:03:11,099 --> 00:03:18,209 going askew right there going in and 57 00:03:14,700 --> 00:03:20,579 going out what do you like what's going 58 00:03:18,209 --> 00:03:22,079 in of who and where because that's 59 00:03:20,579 --> 00:03:24,480 something else curious about I don't 60 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:28,849 want really many thing anything really 61 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:31,830 going in me sick is can we avoid that 62 00:03:28,849 --> 00:03:37,030 the thing is yeah 63 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:40,180 we were born without boundaries no but 64 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:44,290 then man put boundaries on top of us me 65 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:48,450 and my wife have no boundaries okay we 66 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:50,709 just let it go let's enjoy the moment 67 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:52,510 okay I'm all for that we can do that 68 00:03:50,709 --> 00:03:54,129 yeah I have a little bit of boundaries 69 00:03:52,510 --> 00:03:56,349 for example when I was doing my research 70 00:03:54,129 --> 00:03:58,599 I thought that I found a lot of people 71 00:03:56,349 --> 00:04:01,450 use a safe word I think I think I'm 72 00:03:58,599 --> 00:04:03,730 saying it's a safe word to you know 73 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:08,950 throw out in case their boundaries being 74 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:10,810 crossed let's do one and that is there 75 00:04:08,950 --> 00:04:14,139 are no rules right 76 00:04:10,810 --> 00:04:17,440 that's what concerns me before we okay 77 00:04:14,139 --> 00:04:18,880 you just want to start so maybe like if 78 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,709 you're doing something that I'm 79 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,840 uncomfortable with like if something 80 00:04:20,709 --> 00:04:25,150 weird was going on you could say whose 81 00:04:22,840 --> 00:04:27,010 feathers I mean let's keep it a 82 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:29,380 non-sexual were just so it doesn't come 83 00:04:27,010 --> 00:04:31,330 out on eggs so like whose feathers get 84 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:34,169 you'd stop doing that how about safe 85 00:04:31,330 --> 00:04:37,120 touchy status safe to see right now I 86 00:04:34,169 --> 00:04:39,699 said God Jesus feather then Cygnus 87 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:44,130 feathers safety touches better no words 88 00:04:39,699 --> 00:04:44,130 just music I can't 89 00:04:44,300 --> 00:04:48,270 rats and as you're doing the breathing 90 00:04:46,679 --> 00:04:52,110 is that gonna help yes 91 00:04:48,270 --> 00:04:54,779 you'll be than me I breathe on you one 92 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:58,949 of us is on the same page it's gonna be 93 00:04:54,779 --> 00:05:02,009 exciting just let it happen yeah let it 94 00:04:58,949 --> 00:05:05,759 happen oh sure yeah no I'm so time off 95 00:05:02,009 --> 00:05:20,399 for spontaneity this is you know Terry 96 00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:23,839 my lover please join us are you ready 97 00:05:20,399 --> 00:05:29,849 for the wildest night of your life oh 98 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:31,409 god yes shall we what you got honey oh 99 00:05:29,849 --> 00:05:34,289 oh 100 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:38,269 oh you got a dick how could you not tell 101 00:05:34,289 --> 00:05:38,269 me you haven't disclosed Oh big Oh 102 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:56,890 well hello I'm Terry Shelly listen you 103 00:05:51,430 --> 00:06:02,050 and Odin we're Herot well don't let her 104 00:05:56,890 --> 00:06:04,660 to meet you Vincent I hope you're ready 105 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:11,010 for the wildest night of your life huh 106 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:13,660 yeah I was so uh we were wondering how 107 00:06:11,010 --> 00:06:15,610 did this come about ever since we got 108 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:16,240 married things have been a little whole 109 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:20,530 stale 110 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:23,590 yeah I'd repetitive repetitive saltine 111 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:26,080 crackers she's wanted to spice it up 112 00:06:23,590 --> 00:06:28,570 with you know with something and uh we 113 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,640 you know heard about the site and check 114 00:06:28,570 --> 00:06:32,650 it out uh maybe it's gonna be for us 115 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,660 this could be for us hmm 116 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:40,210 uh what about you guys how would you you 117 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:42,930 know get into this well uh there was a 118 00:06:40,210 --> 00:06:45,550 time in my life where I was lost and 119 00:06:42,930 --> 00:06:47,560 unfortunately my ex-wife passed away a 120 00:06:45,550 --> 00:06:52,390 few years after her death ie 121 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:53,890 I met Shelly working at a carnival um I 122 00:06:52,390 --> 00:06:58,180 was the bearded lady here 123 00:06:53,890 --> 00:07:00,940 yes sure hmm and after a few procedures 124 00:06:58,180 --> 00:07:04,770 so we've got rid of it and here we are 125 00:07:00,940 --> 00:07:08,170 she's beautiful as you got rid of the 126 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:11,350 beard beard you got other things too and 127 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:14,440 it's going quite well then and together 128 00:07:11,350 --> 00:07:17,680 we share this lovely lifestyle and 129 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:22,930 change people's lives we'd love for you 130 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:25,570 to join mm-hmm yes yeah yeah no we're 131 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:27,940 thinking about it so go try at least yes 132 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:30,700 before we get started we like to play a 133 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:31,900 little game everyone likes games yes 134 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:34,060 yeah yeah 135 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:35,920 both per game let's play card game have 136 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:43,330 you ever heard of a game called dirty 137 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:46,770 minds you're in a brief while we wait 138 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,770 time let's exercise at talks 139 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:58,670 composure I can't move here it parallel 140 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:59,940 Oh whoo whoo yeah yeah all right now 141 00:07:58,670 --> 00:08:02,460 Vincent 142 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:05,580 you'll be on Shelly's team and Eric will 143 00:08:02,460 --> 00:08:11,190 be on my team huh 144 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:16,050 I'll go first I can swing both ways yeah 145 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:19,710 yeah you do I can swing both wait yes I 146 00:08:16,050 --> 00:08:22,770 don't know okay I'll give you another 147 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:23,490 clue when I'm open you can come in the 148 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:26,160 rear 149 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:30,150 oh my favorite guest water I don't know 150 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:32,909 George mud hole no silly it's usually an 151 00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:33,900 inanimate object all right I'll give you 152 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:37,469 the last clue 153 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:41,940 if you fondle my knob I might let you 154 00:08:37,469 --> 00:08:44,550 enter me uh I'm gonna pass I don't know 155 00:08:41,940 --> 00:08:48,840 I don't know if door door door the word 156 00:08:44,550 --> 00:08:51,600 would re-enter it enter the door yeah my 157 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:53,160 turn your turn in our turn 158 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:59,390 let me just get a little bit more 159 00:08:53,160 --> 00:09:01,890 comfortable Oh oh my god so uh your foot 160 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:04,560 looks like it could be really really 161 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:08,070 infected right now it could be but it's 162 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:12,150 not it is that's it's infected please 163 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:18,070 let's continue when I get real wet 164 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:22,759 you should get me off yes continue 165 00:09:18,070 --> 00:09:26,360 you use your toes to get me off hmm yes 166 00:09:22,759 --> 00:09:26,829 I come in a box before you stick it in 167 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:31,850 me 168 00:09:26,829 --> 00:09:38,860 mmm box ending next it's making my eyes 169 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:38,860 water I'm coming hairs shoot 170 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:45,720 so we need more apps your games yeah I 171 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:48,000 ever all can we talk about this real 172 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:50,850 quick what happened it's really really 173 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:54,889 infected I tried this new faith fad that 174 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:58,620 doing called jogging and I hit my toe on 175 00:09:54,889 --> 00:10:02,040 some cans of peaches you weren't driving 176 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:06,569 with shoes who know no boundaries 177 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:14,610 now the cats have the back for kids 178 00:10:06,569 --> 00:10:17,790 let's get started you guys ready I'll be 179 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:33,689 waiting for you I'll be waiting for you 180 00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:37,250 Eric why are you never talk about that 181 00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:37,250 ever again yeah no I'm good 182 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:42,800 in the pocket moving through the park 183 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:51,130 troubles what you're looking for the 184 00:10:47,570 --> 00:10:51,130 trouble is what I've got 185 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:57,290 oh you're a lot I've gone say that one 186 00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:00,759 more time please 187 00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:05,139 if you blow your wad I'm gone one more 188 00:11:00,759 --> 00:11:09,889 if you blow your wad I'm gone 189 00:11:05,139 --> 00:11:16,310 first clue when my basket is stuck in 190 00:11:09,889 --> 00:11:21,350 front of you I know that's quick I'm 191 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:28,850 contacted go oh my goodness right yeah 192 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:30,980 just in yeah in I'll be parrot yes I can 193 00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:34,130 keep doing up get back and forth right 194 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:36,769 growling loud like brothers 195 00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:46,610 haha skiing am i doing it yeah scare me 196 00:11:36,769 --> 00:12:00,829 ah do the hair I can get into push-up 197 00:11:46,610 --> 00:12:02,329 Canada fiber pot there's just total 198 00:12:00,829 --> 00:12:05,199 strangers is all that what if they have 199 00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:08,330 STDs or something they've always big 200 00:12:05,199 --> 00:12:11,210 creatures a mistake 201 00:12:08,330 --> 00:12:13,910 look it's gonna be weird like scuse me 202 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:18,470 can I see your vagina power stores 203 00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:20,150 dandy up of Russia's feathers maybe you 204 00:12:18,470 --> 00:12:23,900 watch us better minutes 205 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:27,200 I hands are cold just worry about whose 206 00:12:23,900 --> 00:12:28,970 fetish this whole days are we every seal 207 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:34,250 Shh 208 00:12:28,970 --> 00:12:36,200 we've had many rashes many problems with 209 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:38,780 a genital area rashes and problem what 210 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:40,730 kind of policy you have a gentleman in a 211 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,210 razor burns that lasts for like eight 212 00:12:40,730 --> 00:12:43,640 weeks 213 00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:48,310 you see it's all right she actually was 214 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:48,310 suffering with my tub suck his toes15853

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