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Winnipeg
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My sexual adventure strange
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Rach?
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Jonas Chernik
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Emily Hampshire
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SARA MANNINEN
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Vick Saha
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Good morning!
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Surprise!
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Breakfast in bed.
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How sweet it is ... Sleeves cut
into hearts!
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Yes apple bacon and crescent smile.
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I'm not going to Niagara Falls.
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Not funny. You know how hard that
I have a room with a hot tub?
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Previously prepaid, and return the
money for a room with a hot tub.
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Listen, Jordan. Currently I am in
a difficult period in. ..
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I think I need ... need ...
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Well, wait. Wait!
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No! What are you doing?
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It should be done before tomorrow night ...
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I'll stay here. - Do not!
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You ... You're the only girl
I wanted to be.
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Rachel Stern, will you marry me?
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I can not spend the rest of your life
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have sex only with you.
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Break!
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Well, Rach ...
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Look, I can improve!
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I get up! Just tell me where
I'm wrong.
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Not a good idea. - I can live!
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Really?
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Very well.
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You have bad breath. - I can fix it.
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I do not know how to kiss. I do
not know what to do with my breasts.
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Sometimes, trying to suck.
It ended too soon.
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His cock seems ... - Very good.
There is no need ...
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I never lame. Fri call "favors of time."
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Not anywhere near my butt. You
do not want a ...
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Why I want three! Disappoint someone?
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Good point. - Look, Rach.
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We can fix it. I'll read the book!
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No, I'll make a list ... We'll
fix it together as a team.
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Ok, but there are so many things
I have not tried.
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Over the past year, he realized
he needed a change.
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We both need. We tried, really.
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But I want to move in. ..
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I am releasing. - I will be free.
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I wanna be with you. - No, no!
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Hold. - No! Take your license.
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Go to Toronto in Dendak and fun.
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When I return, I'm going to my sister ...
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No! Please wait!
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Well, it was very clear. I hear you.
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I'm a bad lover, right? - Yes
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But book seats on the plane.
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I took a window seat that you love.
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Let's talk about it during the break.
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Gary works hard.
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Better not go down and you lose
the stupid trip.
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You know, Kelly, who ...
- What will you mourn?
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Want a tissue? - No.
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God, truly mourn.
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Hi, Mom. - He's crazy right?
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Waiting for years like an idiot ...
- What do you think? Not ..
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I had to ask, did not break up
with her.
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Nobody breaks right, Mom.
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Actually, after three hours of
going on a special trip ...
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I can not talk. Train.
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last call for Flight 632 to
Toronto.
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'Go all passengers on board.
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Toronto passengers waiting
Jordan Abrams.
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Jordan Abrams, please report
to the output.
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I'm waiting for someone.
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not come.
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What is this, Jordan? - Have you
been checking in?
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No, I will not. - Come on, baby,
close the doors.
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Now we need the space.
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Well, I get home and I'll postpone
the flight for tomorrow.
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No, no, no! Do not listen to me,
Jordan.
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I need you, actually. See you next week.
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Have a ... Hey!
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type of person that people
should relax.
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strangle.
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board the plane.
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There they are. Come here.
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The next seven days will follow my
every gesture and every word of mine.
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See, hear, absorbed.
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Life is like a table with food, my
friend. Now is the time to eat the table.
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How intimate haircut? Shaved?
I think not!
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Do not worry, I have a backup cutter.
- I have no intention to deceive Rachel.
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Are you kidding? She broke up
with you, man.
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Really? Very kind of you.
- Stop it, that's not fair!
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He suffers from a girl of 12 years.
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It took 24 years to convince
her to give him a chance.
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It did not work. Sorry.
But it's time to move on.
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And his mentor wants to focus on sex.
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Sorry to bother you ...
Beautiful boots!
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Is it a problem?
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My friend is not attractive?
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Not bad, maybe seven.
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20? - No.
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10? - Yes
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I'd say 5 or 6, but you're in shape.
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7 out of 10, right? - Yes 7.
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He organized a small party tonight.
He's new in town.
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Why not leave your friends?
Apartment 4 at 8:00.
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What do you think?
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Of course it is. - Fantastic!
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For sexual confidence takes time.
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Believe me, I know Rachel.
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Until today I was playing,
and tomorrow I'll be sat here.
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Man, if those little raisins
you call balls
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and bring them back into the
scrotum to be shaved.
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Therefore, women prefer.
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Relax!
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Do not fight and do not bite much.
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Wait!
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No! Not ...
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No, no, no!
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Oh, my God! Be careful, please!
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Thanks Renaldo. This is for you.
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Lord! Wait. - Very good.
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Cool!
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What are you doing here? Attention!
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I know! But I wonder what this
half-naked man serving drinks?
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He is here to ensure that they
will have sex.
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This suggests that women think
about sex and what not!
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Why not go to bed with him?
- Because my plan is ingenious.
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This gentleman prefers the
company of gay men.
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Therefore, women are forced to take ...
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Please give me the phone.
- Not enough!
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Not until you talk to a girl.
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I do not want much. Do it for me.
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I know you're nervous, but you're
hard Miss July.
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I love it.
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Well ... I could direct a lady
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who have not had sex with her
and talk.
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Dada. No two.
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No, I've been there.
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A recount? - No, no problem.
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Then the darkness. I was banging
on the back. - Very good.
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Hi! - Hi
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Hi ...
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I'm Tanya. - Tanya, Tanya ...
Jordan.
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Hello - nice to meet you, Tanya.
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So what are you doing?
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What are you doing? - What?
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What ... How Do I?
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I do not understand.
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Really? Real Estate? - Yes
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Yugo. Property Owner. I've had.
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Cool, yes. No, that's great.
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G-O-t-i-n-oh, oh ... - Are you okay?
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I miss my boyfriend.
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Excuse me.
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Behold, I have spoken. Are you happy?
It has been dishonored.
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Where are you going?
What is this team?
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You have to pack another candidate
for marriage.
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God, their parents, who continue to
play matchmaker! - Yes, because
every Indian family.
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Must respect the traditions.
You're in charge while I'm gone.
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Just give me back my phone.
- What?
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Phone. - Is that what you want?
Let's see something.
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As I suspected. Zero loss.
Why call it, man?
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Because ...
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Because he is jealous.
Yes, she is jealous.
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and photographed with red baby
Rachel called me 15 times.
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Do you remember? - No, not you remember?
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Give me the phone. - Well, I did!
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Upstairs in the loft. - No?
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Lots of fun!
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What? - Jordan, it is better
not to talk.
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What? I can not hear, my dear.
Dendak prepare me crazy party in. ..
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Here is complete! He is full of girls.
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Tanya is engaged in real estate
and my cousin ...
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Rach ... This is our affection
to your music?
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with other truth?
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Look, let's talk when you get back.
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Right? - Very good. Good idea.
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Is there anyone with you?
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You're a bad boy! Go to bed!
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Hello?
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Rach?
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Hello! - Hi
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I was a bit strange being there
again and sorry. - Now heals me?
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I feel much better.
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I was hoping to start again.
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Well, well. - Very good.
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Thank you. I'm Jordan, accountant.
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Tanya, real estate. - Nice to meet you
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Can a personal question?
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Yes.
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You can take sexy photos to convince
my girlfriend to marry me?
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Go on like this, I'll shoot.
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A quick photo?
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"Beauty and the Beast" NIGHT CLUB
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Sorry!
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Sorry. I could not ...
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These machines ... Their rates
are astronomical.
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I want chips.
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Yes, but take it and charge more
than twice the bank rate.
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It is not wise. - Yes, but I
feel like eating potato chips.
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Here you are.
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This is the "Karma Bank." - Hold it.
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No, really! Pay it or whatever
you decide.
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Thank you.
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Spike, I need pliers.
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Hell, Julia, recording your contact!
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Recorded Jan De gum wrapper
and put it in her purse,
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but I forgot at home.
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At least three drinks. - Yes
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It does not seem so bad!
- For the last time!
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It will not happen again.
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That's good, but we can do better.
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What's next? You're right, honey!
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Here's one for you. Let's do it again.
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Here's a twenty. One, two, three ...
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You can eat your sandwich, Jules?
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Sup not much.
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Wow, this says. - Hey, handsome!
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Get premium. There are prizes
for everyone!
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I want to do it again with dad?
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I hate this job.
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Shut up.
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These are my pants.
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My pants ...
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Help ...
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Stupid "Bank of Karma".
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Where are your pants?
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This is the coat? - My coat ...
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Wait! No!
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Where do you live? - I miss my boyfriend.
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God!
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Address nearby. - No problem.
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I can drive all night, while sober.
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What to do? - Do not know.
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I will not take it back. Not mine.
- Not mine.
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Hey ... I'll let you sleep on the couch.
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Listen carefully. I love to cook ...
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I have knives sharp and dangerous.
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Just to try something, I'm going to cut.
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I'll cut your face! - You're a
good man, thanks!
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Move! - Come on.
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Amount to be $ 11,390.
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Echo.
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Shit.
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No need to do that.
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Sorry ...
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And you know why the smell of
rine and where are my pants?
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Great mystery!
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I searched ...
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Here, keep.
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Maybe I should clarify.
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Alcohol is not working for me ...
- Not a word.
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Thanks for making me lose.
Nice. It was not necessary.
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In fact, he had.
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Vacationing in this list?
- Yes, 10 days a year.
258
00:23:17,783-->00:23:20,665
One advantage of being a counter.
259
00:23:24,566-->00:23:28,393
Do you like cookies? - Well ...
260
00:23:29,858-->00:23:32,690
Thank you, my stomach is empty.
261
00:23:35,108-->00:23:38,530
Delicious! Where do you take?
- I prepared last night.
262
00:23:38,650-->00:23:42,245
Take it for later.
263
00:23:43,400-->00:23:46,223
What they are doing! - On the road.
264
00:23:46,358-->00:23:49,496
No, no, no! Do not leave the coffee on.
265
00:23:49,616-->00:23:53,427
I ordered in folders. All these warnings.
266
00:23:55,408-->00:23:59,955
Sorry, probably did not want to deepen
their financial documents.
267
00:24:00,075-->00:24:02,106
I do not care. - Really?
268
00:24:02,241-->00:24:05,329
Because when I was looking for pants
269
00:24:05,463-->00:24:09,721
accidentally looked in. ..
You know what your problem is?
270
00:24:09,841-->00:24:13,089
We accountants call "disorder".
271
00:24:13,366-->00:24:16,113
Have you thought about a loan? - Yes ...
272
00:24:16,233-->00:24:19,488
Since banks give money to strippers right?
273
00:24:19,608-->00:24:23,446
They do not care as long as you
have active. Do you have something of value?
274
00:24:23,566-->00:24:27,163
This apartment. The legacy of
my father.
275
00:24:27,366-->00:24:32,040
Yes, each bank will provide a
loan. - Life is too short.
276
00:24:32,275-->00:24:35,105
Do not waste time, I'm worried
about money.
277
00:24:35,225-->00:24:38,096
Jacket you're looking for?
- I was looking for ...
278
00:24:38,416-->00:24:40,416
Thank you.
279
00:24:43,150-->00:24:45,150
Oh, yes!
280
00:24:46,558-->00:24:49,980
I can? Ask for your professional
opinion?
281
00:24:50,100-->00:24:53,915
What these women like me more?
282
00:24:56,916-->00:24:59,360
What are you trying to do?
283
00:24:59,495-->00:25:03,126
I suggested to my girlfriend
and she left me.
284
00:25:03,361-->00:25:06,996
So I wanted to make him jealous
285
00:25:07,216-->00:25:10,899
how to show how much fun in Toronto
286
00:25:11,650-->00:25:16,465
and women find me sexually attractive.
287
00:25:16,958-->00:25:18,946
God.
288
00:25:19,066-->00:25:21,069
Well, sit down. - Thank you.
289
00:25:21,358-->00:25:25,445
There is no one to talk to, and
I'm at a difficult time and I'd like ...
290
00:25:25,816-->00:25:27,816
What are you doing?
291
00:25:28,133-->00:25:33,955
Take a picture of your girlfriend
is going to get wet, mold will be collected.
292
00:25:34,108-->00:25:36,508
Due to the "Bank of Karma".
293
00:25:37,483-->00:25:39,483
Very well.
294
00:25:39,883-->00:25:41,771
A little higher.
295
00:25:41,891-->00:25:43,891
Really? - Yes
296
00:25:44,525-->00:25:46,925
Say "cheese". - Cheese.
297
00:25:48,000-->00:25:53,031
Am Julia, among others.
- Hi, I'm Jordan.
298
00:25:55,475-->00:25:58,065
It's really good. Thank you.
299
00:25:58,233-->00:26:00,707
Thanks for everything.
300
00:26:01,150-->00:26:04,790
Not a little. - Thanks for the
coffee and cookies.
301
00:26:05,150-->00:26:07,940
It really is ..
302
00:26:11,400-->00:26:13,607
Well, well, I will.
303
00:26:14,566-->00:26:16,815
Success! - Thank you.
304
00:26:33,775-->00:26:36,199
Okay, so I sent him.
305
00:26:56,900-->00:26:59,715
You know ... wait.
306
00:27:00,150-->00:27:02,957
Why not try?
307
00:27:04,050-->00:27:06,050
Thank you!
308
00:27:14,191-->00:27:17,037
Oh, sorry! Wait a minute.
309
00:27:17,438-->00:27:20,035
As for me.
310
00:27:23,883-->00:27:26,305
Are you serious?
311
00:27:29,083-->00:27:31,083
Times.
312
00:27:48,216-->00:27:50,830
Hi, honey! - To the idiot that
made me think?
313
00:27:50,950-->00:27:53,143
This girl is super sexy!
314
00:27:53,263-->00:27:57,238
So if I had a little ugly,
he would choose?
315
00:27:57,358-->00:27:59,063
Actually, yes.
316
00:27:59,183-->00:28:02,613
What are you trying to say leave
me alone right?
317
00:28:02,733-->00:28:08,221
No, I want to see how fun it is
in the big city.
318
00:28:08,341-->00:28:11,780
Model hired to make me jealous?
319
00:28:11,900-->00:28:17,071
God, who hired him in Calgary?
What's going on?
320
00:28:17,191-->00:28:21,412
I miss you. I want to start again.
321
00:28:21,691-->00:28:25,488
I'll be back in Winnipeg and
dinner. - So what?
322
00:28:25,608-->00:28:31,399
Undress me and put me to sleep?
No, thank you. Those days are over.
323
00:28:31,858-->00:28:34,905
I can change! - Want to change?
324
00:28:35,025-->00:28:39,260
If you find a special potion that
makes you better in bed
325
00:28:39,380-->00:28:44,030
so call me or leave me alone, okay?
326
00:28:44,150-->00:28:46,982
Lord! No, you know what ...
327
00:28:54,991-->00:28:57,746
Hello, friend. - The Stripper - Julia
328
00:28:57,866-->00:29:00,670
I sexy photos. I sent to Rachel.
329
00:29:00,790-->00:29:04,494
I was furious. You were absolutely right!
330
00:29:04,775-->00:29:08,430
Teach me to fuck! - Reshma,
this is Jordan.
331
00:29:08,550-->00:29:13,225
He has a great sense of humor.
- Nice, Jordan.
332
00:29:19,400-->00:29:24,620
Rachel never marry me if I did
not learn everything in sex.
333
00:29:25,066-->00:29:30,280
What to do? How could you help
with that?
334
00:29:30,400-->00:29:34,819
He said that would be my sex
mentor. - Spiritual Mentor!
335
00:29:35,020-->00:29:39,684
And no sex. It sounds good.
336
00:29:39,819-->00:29:42,613
Show me how Piggy! - Well ...
337
00:29:42,941-->00:29:46,552
Excuse me while I go freshen
up. - Yes
338
00:29:46,733-->00:29:49,582
You talk. - Sure.
339
00:29:50,900-->00:29:55,093
I'll miss you. - Not as much
as I missed you.
340
00:29:56,025-->00:29:58,025
Mr.
341
00:30:01,700-->00:30:04,587
I want to ruin my life? - What?
342
00:30:05,200-->00:30:07,850
Sorry, you are not guilty. Last
night I was hooked.
343
00:30:07,970-->00:30:11,213
Impossible! You are not in love.
You're a prostitute.
344
00:30:11,333-->00:30:14,550
This was the case, but this girl ...
345
00:30:15,566-->00:30:20,771
Drank tea at three o'clock. We
arrived here and found his soul.
346
00:30:20,891-->00:30:23,732
And when the sun rose, we made love.
347
00:30:23,900-->00:30:29,107
I'm sorry, "make love", you say?
- And in the morning lying in his arms.
348
00:30:29,450-->00:30:33,071
My penis was in her vagina was amazing.
349
00:30:33,191-->00:30:35,231
It's called "Embrace". - Really?
350
00:30:35,400-->00:30:37,630
It was as if
351
00:30:37,792-->00:30:41,055
waking up from a nap, eating
scrambled eggs,
352
00:30:41,190-->00:30:44,113
mother turn to pee in the bathroom.
353
00:30:44,233-->00:30:46,876
And all this time.
354
00:30:47,765-->00:30:53,238
Reshma is a conservative family and
should not be learned for mrasotiykite.
355
00:30:53,358-->00:30:57,680
But you said you reveal your soul.
- Yes, except for a function.
356
00:30:57,800-->00:31:01,988
Thousands of technical details.
- No! I need the old Dendak,
357
00:31:02,108-->00:31:07,380
teach me the tricks to get girls
to sleep with me ...
358
00:31:07,550-->00:31:12,393
No, now I have to stay focused.
Take that old Dendak disappeared.
359
00:31:12,628-->00:31:15,830
I can not do it alone.
- You are absolutely right.
360
00:31:16,065-->00:31:19,130
You need an intensive training of a Jedi.
361
00:31:19,250-->00:31:21,470
I need a Yoda! - Exactly.
362
00:31:21,605-->00:31:25,621
Someone explain the four quadrants
of the clitoris ...
363
00:31:25,741-->00:31:29,057
What are these quadrants? - Shut up.
364
00:31:29,483-->00:31:32,759
The woman's clitoris has four
quadrants.
365
00:31:33,900-->00:31:37,655
In short. With manual or oral
stimulation
366
00:31:37,790-->00:31:41,533
is necessary to concentrate on
the upper left quadrant.
367
00:31:41,683-->00:31:43,638
Repeat. - The upper left quadrant.
368
00:31:43,758-->00:31:47,155
But is microscopic. How can be
divided into four?
369
00:31:47,275-->00:31:51,448
When you know something, you just know.
370
00:31:52,643-->00:31:55,693
Hello! - Hi
371
00:31:56,108-->00:32:01,300
Look, I never go to the bathroom alone.
372
00:32:01,716-->00:32:04,965
I missed you.
373
00:32:07,025-->00:32:09,025
None.
374
00:32:26,358-->00:32:29,649
There is a difference between
a stripper and prostitute.
375
00:32:30,858-->00:32:36,041
Honestly pretty girls in the club
would sleep with you for money, but not me.
376
00:32:36,176-->00:32:39,733
No! Sure. I know you're not a whore.
377
00:32:39,868-->00:32:43,711
In the morning when I was there,
I looked at the ...
378
00:32:44,952-->00:32:47,366
... Thingy.
379
00:32:50,591-->00:32:53,599
No one can say that the "vibrator"!
380
00:32:54,400-->00:32:57,172
Yes, I have a vibrator.
381
00:32:57,421-->00:33:00,641
I have also lubricant.
382
00:33:00,858-->00:33:05,780
Sometimes watching porn. What
does this have to do in. ..
383
00:33:05,900-->00:33:08,495
I'm serious. Just look at you.
384
00:33:08,733-->00:33:12,157
You are so sure of himself.
385
00:33:12,392-->00:33:16,445
The confidence that I have.
386
00:33:16,666-->00:33:19,671
I feel sorry for your girlfriend
387
00:33:19,791-->00:33:24,045
but then I do not need help.
388
00:33:24,238-->00:33:29,291
Everything is under control, but thanks.
389
00:33:29,525-->00:33:33,191
Julia, this is a "disorder".
390
00:33:41,675-->00:33:44,475
They blocked my credit cards.
391
00:33:48,316-->00:33:51,357
See? Why talk.
392
00:33:51,608-->00:33:55,513
We must do everything now, before
it gets worse.
393
00:33:55,633-->00:33:58,343
Do not be late, because
I can not help you.
394
00:33:58,463-->00:34:01,602
I can fix the debts poizchistya.
395
00:34:01,750-->00:34:06,443
Well, I'll be your sex Yoda.
- Really? Really?
396
00:34:08,491-->00:34:11,562
Great! I'm only here for five days.
397
00:34:11,741-->00:34:15,390
We can start with a little guidance
and advice.
398
00:34:15,566-->00:34:18,413
What are you doing? - I'm getting my ...
399
00:34:20,191-->00:34:22,391
Oh, no. Not that.
400
00:34:22,983-->00:34:25,846
You think I'm ... Not mean to imply ...
401
00:34:26,066-->00:34:29,546
I thought it would be a learning lesson
402
00:34:29,666-->00:34:33,394
as a teacher and a student,
who will mentor Yoda.
403
00:34:33,633-->00:34:36,071
Yoda Luke Skywalker walks.
404
00:34:36,191-->00:34:40,024
He sat down and taught him to move
objects with the mind.
405
00:34:40,233-->00:34:44,280
Keep your pants, right?
- Do not remove them.
406
00:34:44,500-->00:34:48,938
Let's see how we can save your ass.
Tell me the first step.
407
00:34:49,058-->00:34:52,505
To turn on the system and continue
with your problem.
408
00:34:52,625-->00:34:56,005
Step One: Meet with your manager.
- I have a manager?
409
00:34:56,125-->00:34:58,554
Do you have a bank account? - Yes
410
00:34:58,689-->00:35:03,896
So you have a manager. - What am
I supposed to call and I?
411
00:35:04,016-->00:35:07,970
Yes, it is easy to call a number
on the map.
412
00:35:08,650-->00:35:10,650
Really? - Yes!
413
00:35:23,866-->00:35:27,294
These are just the lips.
414
00:35:27,904-->00:35:32,155
Lips ... Lips ...
415
00:35:34,025-->00:35:39,025
Dildo. Big pink dildo.
416
00:35:48,700-->00:35:51,545
Set the date for the meeting tomorrow!
417
00:35:53,358-->00:35:58,168
Intimate massage. Good idea!
First lesson. To go.
418
00:35:58,491-->00:36:01,491
LESSON 1: private massage
419
00:36:02,483-->00:36:05,935
How I can help? - We ...
420
00:36:07,066-->00:36:09,522
We would ......
421
00:36:12,275-->00:36:15,941
Massage? - Yes, massage.
422
00:36:16,900-->00:36:18,946
Sexual massage.
423
00:36:19,066-->00:36:22,866
$ 40. Everything else is being
discussed in the room.
424
00:36:23,208-->00:36:26,233
Wait my friend. - Not my friend.
425
00:36:26,353-->00:36:28,742
Come with me.
426
00:36:28,916-->00:36:33,363
Sorry, honey, but it is illegal.
- Against the law?
427
00:36:33,483-->00:36:38,538
Well, obviously not meant to be.
Pity. - Really?
428
00:36:39,733-->00:36:42,571
Whatever you say, boss. Back here.
429
00:36:42,691-->00:36:44,691
Wait!
430
00:36:45,800-->00:36:48,957
How will do my best in sex?
431
00:36:53,066-->00:36:56,090
Ok, I'm ready.
432
00:37:02,400-->00:37:05,633
This is not over. - What?
433
00:37:06,233-->00:37:10,780
These women are trained to make
it possible to quickly empty.
434
00:37:10,900-->00:37:15,346
If you keep him premature, you
can do with the other.
435
00:37:15,566-->00:37:18,124
Be alert. They tricks.
436
00:37:18,608-->00:37:20,608
Tricks powerful.
437
00:37:38,125-->00:37:40,725
Hello, dear. I'm Sapphire.
438
00:37:41,150-->00:37:45,113
This is not your real name.
Because they are not used.
439
00:37:45,233-->00:37:49,880
I do not mean "you" as a racial slur.
440
00:37:50,000-->00:37:52,277
I'm Jordan. Kevin would.
441
00:37:52,397-->00:37:54,635
For the first time, you, dear? - No.
442
00:37:54,755-->00:37:58,411
Once I got a massage with hot stones,
Mexico.
443
00:37:58,531-->00:38:02,946
The stones were hot and burning me.
You know ... I feel less nauseous.
444
00:38:03,066-->00:38:05,939
Relax, it'll be great. - Very good.
445
00:38:17,166-->00:38:20,190
This mass is disinfected?
446
00:38:20,358-->00:38:23,538
Yes, laundry play there.
447
00:38:50,400-->00:38:52,400
Very well.
448
00:38:53,608-->00:38:55,608
Here we go.
449
00:39:06,066-->00:39:10,333
Want to see my tits? - No, thank you.
450
00:39:13,441-->00:39:16,919
So ... I will finish.
451
00:39:22,108-->00:39:24,108
No.
452
00:39:24,608-->00:39:26,690
No, no, no.
453
00:39:27,316-->00:39:29,316
No! No, no, no.
454
00:39:31,733-->00:39:34,358
Vomiting. Puker.
455
00:39:35,223-->00:39:38,053
Vomiting. People burned.
456
00:39:38,288-->00:39:40,705
Too bad the skin. Faces burned.
457
00:39:40,840-->00:39:43,267
Their faces are badly burned.
458
00:39:43,658-->00:39:45,546
Not ...
459
00:39:45,666-->00:39:49,082
Baby, you have a big cock.
It looks great.
460
00:39:49,700-->00:39:51,900
A lot. - Mother!
461
00:39:52,150-->00:39:58,022
Over my mouth, baby. Sprayed with
hot cum on my face.
462
00:39:59,300-->00:40:00,837
No, no, no!
463
00:40:00,957-->00:40:04,155
Baby, you want to squeeze your balls?
464
00:40:04,275-->00:40:06,275
No! Please do not!
465
00:40:07,025-->00:40:09,605
My God, my eyes!
466
00:40:11,116-->00:40:13,116
Sorry!
467
00:40:13,800-->00:40:16,200
Offenders in the second quarter.
468
00:40:16,733-->00:40:19,580
This is her boyfriend - not my friend.
469
00:40:20,900-->00:40:24,155
Are you okay? - Lord broke my nose!
470
00:40:24,275-->00:40:27,697
What are you doing? - Slip.
471
00:40:37,783-->00:40:39,355
Hurt?
472
00:40:39,475-->00:40:42,432
You're a fag. He was about to hit.
473
00:40:43,833-->00:40:45,833
Hi there.
474
00:40:46,883-->00:40:52,738
I have fear of not being able to
use the apartment as collateral for the loan.
475
00:40:52,858-->00:40:56,459
Why? - According to our records,
in 2008,
476
00:40:56,616-->00:41:01,874
Miss Bow mortgaged to make
purchases totaling
477
00:41:02,533-->00:41:05,113
more than $ 70,000.
478
00:41:05,233-->00:41:08,281
Why fail to mention this?
479
00:41:09,483-->00:41:13,863
You said that if I have a plan,
the bank will give me a loan.
480
00:41:13,983-->00:41:18,321
Yes, but beware the small matter
that you have taken a loan ...
481
00:41:18,441-->00:41:22,924
He remembered now that you mention
this kind.
482
00:41:24,066-->00:41:27,726
Actually happen.
483
00:41:27,906-->00:41:32,516
I called the number on the card
for more money
484
00:41:32,636-->00:41:35,030
and the woman on the phone said:
485
00:41:35,150-->00:41:38,427
to qualify for a mortgage.
486
00:41:38,547-->00:41:42,521
I agreed and signed the papers.
- Ok, no problem.
487
00:41:42,641-->00:41:45,719
All is well. Plan B
488
00:41:46,550-->00:41:51,738
We would like a loan, please.
- Good idea.
489
00:41:51,858-->00:41:54,674
I love it. We can do it!
490
00:41:55,941-->00:41:59,232
I'll start preparing documents
491
00:41:59,866-->00:42:05,015
and Mrs. bow I can report that I
would point out that the guarantor.
492
00:42:05,533-->00:42:07,455
What?
493
00:42:07,575-->00:42:12,566
As has already committed its resources,
you need someone to guarantee
494
00:42:12,686-->00:42:17,063
that the bank will get their money
back if you do not pay contributions.
495
00:42:17,183-->00:42:20,189
Standard procedure. - It could be anyone!
496
00:42:20,324-->00:42:25,113
As long as you have a good credit
history and know of at least five years.
497
00:42:25,233-->00:42:27,233
Five.
498
00:42:29,941-->00:42:32,789
For example, a parent.
499
00:42:33,483-->00:42:36,132
O brothers.
500
00:42:37,800-->00:42:40,400
And a friend will.
501
00:42:44,116-->00:42:49,242
They are strippers have valuable
things, but we're talking about.
502
00:42:55,733-->00:42:59,328
Sorry! - I knew it was a stupid idea.
503
00:42:59,983-->00:43:03,805
How much do your job? - Do not know.
504
00:43:05,233-->00:43:08,404
I spent the night ... - Jesus Christ!
505
00:43:10,525-->00:43:15,591
Well, we go back inside.
- Six hundred and something.
506
00:43:15,711-->00:43:18,719
Hundred dollars? - It was a bad night.
507
00:43:18,839-->00:43:21,890
I will raise, Julia. - Really?
508
00:43:22,010-->00:43:26,864
Yes, I can make a budget. Review
the cost numbers.
509
00:43:26,984-->00:43:31,674
We do not need stupid Julia bank.
Banks are for suckers, right?
510
00:43:34,700-->00:43:37,100
You should try it.
511
00:43:37,941-->00:43:40,755
Come here. Take them out of
South Australia.
512
00:43:41,358-->00:43:44,624
No, I love them!
513
00:43:45,900-->00:43:49,592
Have you tried the oysters?
- No, I know.
514
00:43:49,816-->00:43:51,816
Come here.
515
00:43:55,191-->00:43:57,574
God. - Agreed.
516
00:43:57,900-->00:44:00,745
What are you doing ... - Try it.
517
00:44:02,316-->00:44:04,838
Well? - How is lemon
518
00:44:04,958-->00:44:07,004
Come on. - They are good!
519
00:44:07,139-->00:44:09,162
Delicious. - You!
520
00:44:09,286-->00:44:11,238
Where to get them!
521
00:44:11,358-->00:44:17,042
I see that you are not a fan of
Philosophy "clean kitchen."
522
00:44:17,650-->00:44:20,808
No priority. - No.
523
00:44:21,800-->00:44:24,774
Do not be afraid to get dirty.
Come here.
524
00:44:24,909-->00:44:27,880
Shrimp is not removed by hand.
525
00:44:28,000-->00:44:32,780
Jews should not touch unless shrimp
in a Chinese restaurant.
526
00:44:32,900-->00:44:35,671
Reach inside! - I am orthodox.
527
00:44:35,791-->00:44:39,025
Peel well. - Done.
528
00:44:39,658-->00:44:45,021
Now is ... Tell me something dirty.
529
00:44:45,908-->00:44:48,749
What? Outside it? I do not know if I can.
530
00:44:48,925-->00:44:51,138
LESSON 2: the bad words
531
00:44:51,300-->00:44:54,460
Come on, try. The bad word. - Wet.
532
00:44:54,976-->00:44:58,198
Are you serious? - Yes, I'm wet
like a baby.
533
00:44:58,325-->00:45:02,325
You're a man, why are you wet?
- Do not know. Forget. Very well. Difficult.
534
00:45:02,445-->00:45:07,060
Use it in a sentence. -
It is very difficult.
535
00:45:07,291-->00:45:09,518
Below, try again.
536
00:45:09,678-->00:45:12,857
You make me strong. - Really?
537
00:45:12,992-->00:45:15,786
Not true!
538
00:45:17,150-->00:45:21,880
And what's more difficult?
- My penis. My member.
539
00:45:22,000-->00:45:24,238
Try a "knot". - My nipple.
540
00:45:24,358-->00:45:26,571
What is the knot? - Very difficult.
541
00:45:26,691-->00:45:29,346
What you do with it? - Well ...
542
00:45:29,466-->00:45:32,930
What do you do with the knot?
- I want ...
543
00:45:33,150-->00:45:37,330
What do you do with the big knot?
- I want to say ...
544
00:45:37,450-->00:45:41,671
What do you do with the disk node?
- I'm gonna get in Shunde.
545
00:45:42,758-->00:45:44,958
It was not bad.
546
00:45:52,408-->00:45:54,608
Delicious!
547
00:45:54,858-->00:45:57,988
So delicious! How Do I?
548
00:45:58,208-->00:46:04,046
Care and Shrimp Boil. Curry should
not be too spicy.
549
00:46:04,191-->00:46:09,020
And Rice "Basmati". A child delivers
it from the foothills of the Himalayas.
550
00:46:09,155-->00:46:13,400
Best 'Basmati' in the world.
This is important.
551
00:46:18,108-->00:46:20,108
Really?
552
00:46:20,800-->00:46:23,599
I have not tried a good cheese.
553
00:46:23,883-->00:46:28,888
I'm not kidding. Everything is
amazing! You must have done something.
554
00:46:29,008-->00:46:32,847
In culinary school you go, or
who worked as a cook?
555
00:46:32,967-->00:46:38,166
The obligation. Have you thought
about this race?
556
00:46:38,566-->00:46:40,566
No.
557
00:46:40,891-->00:46:44,316
You think! - I have an idea.
558
00:46:44,666-->00:46:50,666
Completely unrealistic, but I think
a restaurant called "Aphrodisiac".
559
00:46:50,983-->00:46:55,149
Anise, dark chocolate, basil,
honey, garlic.
560
00:46:57,483-->00:47:00,863
Wine bar classic with sexy curves.
561
00:47:00,983-->00:47:03,613
Great concept. - This is just an idea.
562
00:47:03,733-->00:47:06,933
Not really a great concept.
563
00:47:07,658-->00:47:12,066
I looked at her apartment,
I saw things I've gathered.
564
00:47:12,233-->00:47:17,280
It can be argued that it is unrealistic,
but it seems unrealistic.
565
00:47:17,400-->00:47:20,250
As you can see I'm not good with money
566
00:47:20,370-->00:47:23,388
which are a prerequisite for the
opening of the restaurant.
567
00:47:23,508-->00:47:26,315
Maybe it's a vicious circle.
568
00:47:28,400-->00:47:33,239
You can spend the money because you
are not satisfied with your career
569
00:47:33,376-->00:47:36,321
and fill the void in your life.
570
00:47:36,441-->00:47:40,241
Say you're not good with money,
but gives you an excuse
571
00:47:40,383-->00:47:45,439
do not take chances and try something
that will make you very happy.
572
00:47:50,525-->00:47:54,115
Blah, blah, blah. What I'm trying to ...
573
00:47:55,900-->00:47:58,479
I do not know what you're talking about.
574
00:47:58,858-->00:48:01,873
That's why we should not drink.
575
00:48:03,333-->00:48:06,313
It will likely be back to work.
576
00:48:07,175-->00:48:10,419
I have to get ready for work.
- Very good.
577
00:48:10,616-->00:48:13,815
Over? - No, it doyam.
578
00:48:14,441-->00:48:17,255
No need. - Thanks for dinner.
579
00:48:17,700-->00:48:20,100
An amazing dinner!
580
00:48:28,608-->00:48:30,608
God!
581
00:48:30,950-->00:48:34,232
Brought to ask my "disaster"?
582
00:48:34,483-->00:48:37,234
I'm working, but it will not be easy.
583
00:48:37,354-->00:48:41,154
With all these bills and credit
card debts.
584
00:48:41,275-->00:48:44,908
The notification of "Skeet Income.
" What's this?
585
00:48:45,043-->00:48:48,621
I was told the rental of furniture,
which will be cheaper.
586
00:48:48,741-->00:48:52,379
Do you? - What help me with taxes.
587
00:48:53,733-->00:48:57,182
Should I worry? - No, I'll be fine.
588
00:48:57,302-->00:49:00,702
Just follow this budget
589
00:49:01,009-->00:49:03,604
and observe the quotas.
590
00:49:03,783-->00:49:06,815
And by love, woman of God, stop
spending so much money!
591
00:49:06,941-->00:49:11,325
I can not spend $ 1,000 for white
truffles from Tasmania.
592
00:49:11,460-->00:49:14,887
Do not. You need to save money.
593
00:49:15,141-->00:49:17,896
Do you understand? - What I have!
594
00:49:18,097-->00:49:20,097
Watch!
595
00:49:21,382-->00:49:23,809
My money.
596
00:49:28,733-->00:49:31,616
Saved! - Very good!
597
00:49:31,751-->00:49:34,382
Let's start with the food.
598
00:49:34,525-->00:49:37,905
There are deformed and refined foods.
599
00:49:38,025-->00:49:42,436
Tomorrow morning at 10 am, to be
held in the "Extra Foods".
600
00:49:42,556-->00:49:44,556
"Extra Foods"!
601
00:49:46,775-->00:49:48,864
Really. - Yes
602
00:49:48,997-->00:49:51,149
Hey, Jules! - Hi
603
00:49:51,350-->00:49:53,950
This is my neighbor - Nu Tone
604
00:49:54,083-->00:49:57,687
I make scrambled eggs, but the eggs.
605
00:49:59,108-->00:50:01,754
Add a little cream. Just a little.
606
00:50:03,216-->00:50:05,216
Jordan - Tom Tom - Jordan.
607
00:50:05,375-->00:50:08,095
How is Jordan? - Hello, how are you?
608
00:50:08,700-->00:50:11,565
What bothers you? - No.
609
00:50:13,366-->00:50:18,208
You have a problem with the naked
male form? - No, no.
610
00:50:18,866-->00:50:22,046
To avoid eye contact with my penis.
611
00:50:22,366-->00:50:26,164
No, just out of its isolation.
612
00:50:26,284-->00:50:29,084
Just try not to bother.
613
00:50:29,525-->00:50:33,149
Jordan, I do not care to look. Mr.
614
00:50:33,983-->00:50:36,980
Tom has a beautiful penis. - Really?
615
00:50:38,016-->00:50:40,263
Oh, it's beautiful cock.
616
00:50:40,483-->00:50:43,364
Just look at him. - Look how well.
617
00:50:47,791-->00:50:49,991
Superb.
618
00:50:50,166-->00:50:53,312
Sexual Insecurity is unattractive.
619
00:50:53,483-->00:50:57,346
Sorry, I want to see your penis an hour.
620
00:50:57,466-->00:51:00,713
A little cream, thanks. I took.
- Very good.
621
00:51:01,716-->00:51:06,316
This guy has problems, Jules.
- How so? I do not think ...
622
00:51:08,316-->00:51:10,516
The problems we have?
623
00:51:10,825-->00:51:14,280
Lesson 3: overcoming problems
624
00:51:31,633-->00:51:34,033
It looks good.
625
00:51:35,566-->00:51:38,424
Wow, this is crazy!
626
00:51:38,783-->00:51:40,983
Come on!
627
00:51:41,150-->00:51:43,817
Are you in a dress. - I know.
628
00:51:44,016-->00:51:49,321
But if you do, at least be right.
Let us live it.
629
00:51:49,441-->00:51:52,586
I once, why not try?
630
00:51:52,721-->00:51:56,721
Quick, before I change my mind.
- I go to a scholarship.
631
00:51:58,383-->00:52:02,040
Not even the shame! Hi! I wear panties.
632
00:52:02,275-->00:52:06,676
I can not believe how good I feel.
633
00:52:07,608-->00:52:11,181
I'm also completely anonymous.
634
00:52:13,150-->00:52:16,238
You hear that?
Looks like someone whistling.
635
00:52:16,358-->00:52:19,771
And you will like it! - I loved it!
636
00:52:19,891-->00:52:22,309
Hello, beautiful!
637
00:52:22,610-->00:52:25,610
Oh, she grabbed my package!
638
00:52:26,308-->00:52:28,707
Say "spirits"! - Emotion!
639
00:52:28,900-->00:52:32,668
Oh, no! Excuse me, but I want the pictures.
640
00:52:32,822-->00:52:35,822
You can download from my Blog:
641
00:52:36,016-->00:52:41,240
"Kurventiya monkey" and "blogspot,
two backslashes point ka"
642
00:52:41,400-->00:52:44,170
Now send them. - No, wait!
643
00:52:44,290-->00:52:48,720
If my boyfriend see them ...
- Do not think your boyfriend
reads your blog
644
00:52:51,325-->00:52:53,813
And what's more anonymous.
645
00:52:53,983-->00:52:57,155
You are totally unrecognizable. - Right?
646
00:52:57,275-->00:53:00,090
Jordan? Jordan Abrams?
647
00:53:02,816-->00:53:05,530
Rabbi Finkelstein? What ...
648
00:53:05,866-->00:53:08,866
With Esther, are the guests of Abraham.
649
00:53:09,186-->00:53:11,345
Yes!
650
00:53:12,400-->00:53:14,836
No! Sorry!
651
00:53:15,233-->00:53:17,666
Sorry.
652
00:53:18,766-->00:53:22,378
Spank the scrotum. Spank!
653
00:53:33,966-->00:53:37,786
He is married and has two boys
and a girl. - Beautiful.
654
00:53:38,675-->00:53:42,915
This is Julia, she's my client.
I'm here on business.
655
00:53:43,066-->00:53:47,267
Accounting course. - Yes, this
is Rabbi Finkelstein.
656
00:53:47,700-->00:53:52,500
He was my teacher of Hebrew and
celebrated my ritual "Bar Mitzvah".
657
00:53:52,643-->00:53:55,860
Exactly! Jordan sang so well.
658
00:53:55,991-->00:53:59,768
His voice was weak and sharpens.
659
00:54:00,675-->00:54:04,899
Rabbi, I'm glad to see you,
but you have to go.
660
00:54:05,275-->00:54:06,780
Shalom!
661
00:54:06,900-->00:54:09,713
Live TV "CK In Di".
662
00:54:09,833-->00:54:13,213
This autumn night in the provincial capital
663
00:54:13,433-->00:54:19,433
hundreds of men and women of all
ages gather on the night of debauchery
...
664
00:54:19,858-->00:54:23,113
Esther! Look who's here!
665
00:54:23,233-->00:54:25,233
Jordan Abrams!
666
00:54:25,733-->00:54:28,863
Do you remember? Accountant Winnipeg.
667
00:54:29,233-->00:54:34,721
Here the legendary street gay
church", lesbians and transsexuals,
668
00:54:34,841-->00:54:38,056
Jordan led counter Abrams,
669
00:54:38,252-->00:54:41,117
voluntary bankruptcy.
670
00:54:43,116-->00:54:45,488
Hello? - Yes! This!
671
00:54:45,608-->00:54:49,013
What do you mean? - You wear a dress.
672
00:54:49,333-->00:54:51,832
I do not think.
673
00:54:52,700-->00:54:55,680
Dale on live television.
674
00:54:55,800-->00:54:58,190
What are you doing? - I can explain it.
675
00:54:58,316-->00:55:02,805
Rachel overcome their sexual insecurities.
676
00:55:03,066-->00:55:06,107
Reveal your femininity.
677
00:55:06,316-->00:55:09,733
Who's that girl? - What?
There's no girl.
678
00:55:12,108-->00:55:14,352
No, wait. Rachel!
679
00:55:23,000-->00:55:26,780
Have a good night. Hope to see
you after the holidays.
680
00:55:26,900-->00:55:30,685
And do not worry, Jordan will
maintain its secrecy.
681
00:55:31,800-->00:55:33,800
Thank you.
682
00:55:34,691-->00:55:37,879
Do not worry ... - That's it!
683
00:55:38,441-->00:55:42,259
You should go home and rest.
Have a good night.
684
00:55:42,966-->00:55:47,425
The correction for tomorrow yet,
right? "Extra Foods"!
685
00:55:52,383-->00:55:54,986
Hi, Mom. - Hey, baby.
686
00:55:55,121-->00:55:58,910
How are you doing? Are you okay?
- All right, dear.
687
00:55:59,191-->00:56:02,793
Except for the fact that my
son is a fag!
688
00:56:13,369-->00:56:17,369
rental
689
00:57:09,000-->00:57:11,600
return tickets Winnipeg
- TORONTO
690
00:57:32,408-->00:57:36,090
Organic Cheese - $ 8
691
00:57:36,883-->00:57:39,764
CHEESE SPECIAL - $ 2
692
00:57:41,550-->00:57:43,521
Hi!
693
00:57:43,641-->00:57:48,057
I thought you were not coming.
I have the worst cheese!
694
00:57:48,383-->00:57:53,188
I'm going home to ask Rachel
to take me back.
695
00:57:53,858-->00:57:59,475
And our agreement? - You have
a budget, you will do well.
696
00:57:59,900-->00:58:03,083
Success! - No, I need you!
697
00:58:07,775-->00:58:11,380
This morning, I called the agent.
It is perfectly reasonable
698
00:58:11,600-->00:58:15,194
The ideal location and ready for use.
699
00:58:15,414-->00:58:18,842
We get it, right? - Do not know.
700
00:58:19,062-->00:58:22,880
If I were her accountant,
would be against.
701
00:58:23,000-->00:58:27,280
I know, but since I have most
of the furniture in my apartment.
702
00:58:27,400-->00:58:32,152
I need a crash course, only
the most basic,
703
00:58:32,475-->00:58:38,475
because you have to move fast ...
- No, I fly. Sorry.
704
00:58:39,968-->00:58:44,780
So Rachel, you scream and you came
jumping back on all fours?
705
00:58:44,900-->00:58:48,556
You will find more chicken than before.
- Very good.
706
00:58:48,691-->00:58:54,257
What happens when you have sex?
She falls asleep as he smelled the sheets.
707
00:58:56,316-->00:59:00,357
Luke Skywalker threw in half?
708
00:59:01,091-->00:59:06,693
No, he is back in the swamp
and complete their education.
709
00:59:07,983-->00:59:12,780
And what happened next?
- Do not know, and I cried a lot ...
710
00:59:12,900-->00:59:17,082
He became a Jedi, right?
He endured to the end.
711
00:59:17,950-->00:59:21,950
Shut up, Jordan! Stop arguing
and do what I say!
712
00:59:22,075-->00:59:24,085
Ok, sorry.
713
00:59:27,008-->00:59:30,608
But seriously? It was very easy.
714
00:59:31,733-->00:59:33,733
Hey ...
715
00:59:35,575-->00:59:38,185
I know what you need.
716
00:59:38,350-->00:59:41,042
In our country, tonight at 8 pm
- I can not.
717
00:59:41,177-->00:59:43,404
Be there! - Very good.
718
00:59:43,666-->00:59:46,066
Eat more.
719
00:59:46,700-->00:59:48,346
Here you are.
720
00:59:48,466-->00:59:52,105
This will not end well. - So.
721
00:59:52,325-->00:59:56,030
You can not allow more people
step by step.
722
00:59:56,150-->00:59:59,680
Tonight, you are the aggressor.
723
00:59:59,800-->01:00:01,800
Lesson 4: be the aggressor
724
01:00:06,050-->01:00:08,650
Do you trust me?
725
01:00:10,800-->01:00:12,800
Yes.
726
01:00:18,950-->01:00:21,350
Want to die.
727
01:00:21,616-->01:00:24,832
I want this sofa birth our babies.
728
01:00:25,750-->01:00:29,396
I want our babies die in bed.
729
01:00:29,900-->01:00:33,585
I want this sofa is covered
with dead babies.
730
01:00:35,075-->01:00:38,157
Who is this? - He does not have a key?
731
01:00:38,292-->01:00:40,732
Do not give him the key. - Why?
732
01:00:40,867-->01:00:43,733
Wait here.
733
01:00:51,683-->01:00:56,899
What's going on sir "bastard"?
- What are you doing here, Rach?
734
01:00:58,483-->01:01:01,113
Where is? - Do not know.
735
01:01:01,233-->01:01:06,188
Perhaps with that stripper!
- The girl in the picture?
736
01:01:06,400-->01:01:09,996
Yes, but it's not what you think.
Is Yoda.
737
01:01:10,216-->01:01:13,016
Yoda? What are you talking shit?
738
01:01:13,483-->01:01:16,657
Very well. Where is a strip club?
739
01:01:17,383-->01:01:20,263
No. - Where is the strip club?
740
01:01:20,550-->01:01:23,736
Tighten. Come on, bitch!
741
01:01:25,566-->01:01:31,030
Now imagine I'm your boss. This is
your chance to tell your back.
742
01:01:31,150-->01:01:36,363
Kelly dear, I appreciate that you
are more pleasant to work with me!
743
01:01:36,483-->01:01:40,660
Fuck you, Abrams! You're an idiot!
744
01:01:41,883-->01:01:45,165
Now I want to hit me? - That's it.
745
01:01:46,383-->01:01:50,630
But she can not speak well.
746
01:01:50,791-->01:01:55,980
Normally, it behaves as if it
had an emotional breakdown ...
747
01:01:56,100-->01:01:58,100
What's this?
748
01:01:58,233-->01:02:03,063
Salzichki to run? Crying Game
have little baby?
749
01:02:03,183-->01:02:08,780
Yes, that way, but I hate
feminine hygiene products.
750
01:02:09,000-->01:02:13,063
You need a pad? Kotex you need?
751
01:02:13,183-->01:02:18,049
Yes, use similar terms.
- Want a new pad? For your ...
752
01:02:26,591-->01:02:29,391
Three times a whiskey sour.
753
01:02:30,130-->01:02:33,730
Sorry Julia here?
- Erotic dance you want?
754
01:02:33,850-->01:02:36,250
Not ... - Five dollars for a massage.
755
01:02:36,370-->01:02:40,188
Ten to fuck with fingers.
Fifteen clitoral orgasm.
756
01:02:40,320-->01:02:44,738
No! I want the direction of
Julia. Please!
757
01:02:48,116-->01:02:51,767
Gary made personal calls during
working hours.
758
01:02:51,966-->01:02:56,559
You are cruel, Kelly! I do not
like you.
759
01:02:57,066-->01:03:00,066
Okay, now pretend I'm Rachel.
760
01:03:00,300-->01:03:04,288
Rach, it's not fair that I have no
right to keep dairy products in the country
761
01:03:04,408-->01:03:07,988
because you have lactose intolerance.
I love yogurt!
762
01:03:08,108-->01:03:12,401
But if you dig deeper?
It does not hurt?
763
01:03:12,536-->01:03:16,388
Yes, but it was not his fault.
- Tell that to Rachel.
764
01:03:16,900-->01:03:22,371
Rach's not his fault he felt
romantic feelings for me.
765
01:03:22,650-->01:03:27,273
I knew he cared about me.
It's not your fault.
766
01:03:27,941-->01:03:31,869
I chose to stay in his life and
be with you ...
767
01:03:32,108-->01:03:36,915
All slept, they left me. I talked more.
768
01:03:38,891-->01:03:41,472
After some time
769
01:03:41,800-->01:03:46,997
start thinking that maybe its appeal.
770
01:03:48,800-->01:03:52,427
But do not let me, Rach. During
all these years.
771
01:03:53,483-->01:03:56,477
That must mean something, right?
772
01:03:57,258-->01:04:01,149
And of course, I thought you
were my girlfriend.
773
01:04:02,450-->01:04:05,250
As it came to sex.
774
01:04:06,358-->01:04:12,132
And all the other girls, who ...
- Maybe you're wrong about me.
775
01:04:12,900-->01:04:18,110
I'm not your girlfriend. Wrong
all these years.
776
01:04:18,233-->01:04:20,655
No, do not tell. This is not true.
777
01:04:20,775-->01:04:25,141
I know you're in love with me
all the time?
778
01:04:25,281-->01:04:28,087
Yes, but what could I do?
779
01:04:28,207-->01:04:31,907
I guess I knew that it is
difficult and painful.
780
01:04:32,059-->01:04:37,645
Maybe I should have my share every
detail of their ex-boyfriends.
781
01:04:37,780-->01:04:40,434
It was not necessary. - But he did?
782
01:04:40,554-->01:04:46,446
Even though I knew it was torture
for you. - In the 11th year the camp.
783
01:04:46,566-->01:04:50,363
Raccoons everywhere and slept in a tent.
784
01:04:50,483-->01:04:54,484
And did you know that kind of
knob on the other side.
785
01:04:54,604-->01:04:59,604
There was no need to have sex with him,
considering that sleep beside her.
786
01:04:59,725-->01:05:05,125
Especially since he knew I was
afraid of raccoons and could not sleep!
787
01:05:12,058-->01:05:13,596
Thank you.
788
01:05:13,716-->01:05:16,716
Trevor played last year, right?
789
01:05:16,840-->01:05:21,080
You feel bad, heartbroken.
And where did he go?
790
01:05:21,200-->01:05:24,413
Good old Jordan will always be
the opposite.
791
01:05:24,533-->01:05:27,382
To utilize and take advantage of it!
792
01:05:27,608-->01:05:31,182
No matter how many times you
break my heart!
793
01:05:33,691-->01:05:37,955
You're a selfish bitch!
- You're a selfish bitch!
794
01:05:38,175-->01:05:40,799
You never listen!
795
01:05:41,066-->01:05:43,866
Now listen!
796
01:05:45,416-->01:05:48,423
Are you ready to hear this? Listen!
797
01:05:49,650-->01:05:52,846
Do not know why kid yourself
that you love me.
798
01:05:52,966-->01:05:55,830
You are incapable of love, Rachel!
799
01:05:55,950-->01:06:01,388
When you are old, single, thick,
and surrounded by cats
800
01:06:01,508-->01:06:04,550
you realize it's a big mistake you made
801
01:06:04,670-->01:06:07,870
Just because you like what I have sex.
802
01:06:07,990-->01:06:13,440
Because not tolerate any man
crazy dream pussy fuck!
803
01:06:31,233-->01:06:33,233
Hey, Rach.
804
01:06:33,650-->01:06:35,650
Rachel!
805
01:06:37,000-->01:06:39,542
Rach!
806
01:06:49,245-->01:06:51,313
Wait! Where are you going?
807
01:06:51,433-->01:06:54,296
This is the most romantic
thing you've done!
808
01:06:54,416-->01:06:58,267
How could you? Do you really
think these things about me?
809
01:06:58,658-->01:07:01,899
No! Learn to talk dirty!
810
01:07:02,216-->01:07:07,104
So I really feel? I want the truth.
811
01:07:07,858-->01:07:12,512
No! It was just an exercise!
- What do you exercise?
812
01:07:22,041-->01:07:24,640
I do it for you, Rachel. For us.
813
01:07:24,833-->01:07:27,532
Dressed as a woman! - Shut up!
814
01:07:29,941-->01:07:32,599
So think about that?
815
01:07:33,691-->01:07:36,130
Selfish bitch. Insensitive ...
816
01:07:36,250-->01:07:38,725
Just because I'm fat! - God, no!
817
01:07:38,850-->01:07:43,440
I did not mean that, I just
wanted you, Rach.
818
01:07:47,400-->01:07:51,232
I need you. Without you I am lost.
819
01:07:53,100-->01:07:56,716
Is this true? - Yes
820
01:08:00,475-->01:08:05,744
Do we do it? - Yeah, come on! Out!
821
01:08:06,358-->01:08:09,613
Wait! Julia must unravel.
822
01:08:09,733-->01:08:13,637
No! Forget it. Come on!
823
01:08:14,066-->01:08:18,071
It tied gagged. It will run for 30 seconds.
824
01:08:18,191-->01:08:20,591
No, wait, I'm serious!
825
01:08:22,025-->01:08:24,425
Either she or me.
826
01:08:25,650-->01:08:29,937
Are you saying that if I lose my
girlfriend for 30 seconds
827
01:08:30,072-->01:08:33,334
end with me forever?
828
01:08:36,341-->01:08:38,341
Yes.
829
01:08:38,900-->01:08:41,477
Yes, I say. You're right.
830
01:08:42,691-->01:08:45,091
You have to choose.
831
01:08:45,775-->01:08:48,999
Come on! This week was terrible.
832
01:08:50,358-->01:08:53,949
You're my best friend. You are my help.
833
01:08:56,400-->01:09:01,020
Ok, you're right. I made a mistake.
834
01:09:01,250-->01:09:04,499
So ... come on!
835
01:09:05,183-->01:09:07,595
Come home!
836
01:09:10,483-->01:09:14,688
I can not. I'm not going to stop there.
837
01:09:15,308-->01:09:19,719
I hope to be here when I return.
- Why, you ... little sad!
838
01:09:19,854-->01:09:23,696
He was serious. I knew it!
839
01:09:23,916-->01:09:28,103
Fuck! Fuck! - Well! Lame!
840
01:09:28,250-->01:09:32,421
Hard fuck! Do you know how to fuck!
841
01:09:33,133-->01:09:36,357
Shibanyachka Damn! I'll give nashibam!
842
01:09:36,775-->01:09:42,163
Freak bitch! Do you realize?
843
01:09:42,383-->01:09:45,963
You know what? You put, fucking whore!
844
01:09:46,083-->01:09:49,882
Fuck! You do not know how to
fuck anything stupid!
845
01:09:50,041-->01:09:54,096
Silly, you can not get laid!
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
846
01:09:54,216-->01:09:56,613
Fuck! - Fuck you!
847
01:09:56,733-->01:10:01,915
Wait! I do not mean that. Wait!
Do not go, please.
848
01:10:07,983-->01:10:09,983
Drugs.
849
01:10:21,066-->01:10:23,066
Hey, what ...
850
01:10:34,575-->01:10:36,775
Where were you?
851
01:10:38,425-->01:10:42,063
They came and took everything.
How can they do this?
852
01:10:42,183-->01:10:45,410
They took everything!
- Have a confiscation order.
853
01:10:45,545-->01:10:48,330
I do not know how they got so fast.
854
01:10:48,450-->01:10:51,280
Wait! Where are you going?
855
01:10:51,400-->01:10:54,606
I'm going after Rachel! - He said
he would take care of.
856
01:10:54,726-->01:10:59,971
You can read all the letters?
- It is not fair. I can not be blamed!
857
01:11:00,097-->01:11:04,005
It's not my fault that you hired
all, a guy named Skeet
858
01:11:04,125-->01:11:08,525
and stopped to pay. - But you
told me not to worry!
859
01:11:08,745-->01:11:13,930
And now all things for my restaurant...
I can not go back. Gone!
860
01:11:14,050-->01:11:17,265
I just told Rachel to fuck in. ..
861
01:11:17,483-->01:11:20,557
If you do not go after her,
is lost forever.
862
01:11:20,692-->01:11:24,603
I'm sorry, I can not help you
with your restaurant.
863
01:11:24,723-->01:11:26,723
Shit!
864
01:11:29,316-->01:11:33,580
I checked this morning and there
was a delay. Now I say it's time.
865
01:11:33,700-->01:11:37,159
Or later in time?
866
01:11:37,300-->01:11:41,152
Trying to catch a flight the night
before. Trips to the airport.
867
01:11:43,616-->01:11:46,863
Times. You can stop by here, please!
868
01:11:47,141-->01:11:49,990
rental
869
01:11:51,375-->01:11:53,780
Wait a moment, please.
870
01:11:53,900-->01:11:56,982
Yes, no problem. I live to serve.
871
01:12:07,800-->01:12:10,666
You still there? Yes, a lot.
872
01:12:10,801-->01:12:14,649
I would really like to have in the
field in three years.
873
01:12:19,841-->01:12:21,396
Thank you.
874
01:12:21,516-->01:12:26,954
Please tell him when he comes.
Thank you.
875
01:12:30,008-->01:12:32,208
JULIA ACCELERATED RATE
876
01:12:43,275-->01:12:46,279
You'll be fine, Jules. - Yes
877
01:12:48,258-->01:12:51,525
How do you know? - I saw you dancing.
878
01:12:52,425-->01:12:55,225
You're a great dancer.
879
01:12:55,358-->01:12:58,422
The best separator! - Yes
880
01:13:08,483-->01:13:11,129
Hi I have a bag of ...
881
01:13:12,683-->01:13:16,655
I thought guarantor must have
at least five years.
882
01:13:16,775-->01:13:20,058
I lied. - Lie bank counter?
883
01:13:20,433-->01:13:23,233
Yeah, basically what we are doing.
884
01:13:23,950-->01:13:27,167
Skeet was right. Open all updates.
885
01:13:27,290-->01:13:32,290
If it were, you can appeal.
So I became a guarantor of your loan.
886
01:13:33,010-->01:13:35,263
Everything is ready.
887
01:13:35,471-->01:13:41,471
Do not worry, because Skeet has the
right to take only the furniture!
888
01:13:41,595-->01:13:46,249
With the rest of the loan and pay
a lawyer, you can return it.
889
01:13:48,358-->01:13:50,936
Very well. Thank you.
890
01:13:51,733-->01:13:53,815
Wait a minute!
891
01:13:55,275-->01:13:57,675
I know I owe you ...
892
01:13:58,483-->01:14:01,732
Last night, I acted like tatters.
You TATTERED truth!
893
01:14:02,316-->01:14:06,323
I know that. And last night knew.
Almost did not return ...
894
01:14:08,691-->01:14:14,691
I could not because I was uncomfortable.
I could not look into his eyes.
895
01:14:15,816-->01:14:19,438
I do not deserve a friend
like you, Julia.
896
01:14:21,233-->01:14:27,049
I leave you with the wisdom,
the baby green ears.
897
01:14:31,233-->01:14:34,113
Then go after him? - Yes
898
01:14:34,233-->01:14:37,696
Not learn from a book, silly. - What?
899
01:14:39,733-->01:14:45,002
Well, I can not let her sleep
during reconciliation sex, right?
900
01:14:48,200-->01:14:50,600
Do you have any fruit?
901
01:14:55,083-->01:14:57,730
Lesson 5: cunnilingus FOR BEGINNERS
902
01:14:58,150-->01:15:01,550
First rule: do not worry about your hair.
903
01:15:01,733-->01:15:05,596
Come on, let's see what you got.
- Very good.
904
01:15:05,983-->01:15:09,990
Wait! Take it easy! Take your time.
905
01:15:10,733-->01:15:15,375
Introduce yourself. Slowly. First breathing.
906
01:15:16,275-->01:15:19,893
And then, very carefully ...
It is the Spirit. Do it.
907
01:15:21,800-->01:15:24,404
How to make the window.
908
01:15:25,191-->01:15:28,436
Yes, and then very gently with
his tongue ...
909
01:15:28,733-->01:15:31,964
Little by little! Almost imperceptibly.
910
01:15:33,775-->01:15:35,775
Yes, it's true.
911
01:15:37,233-->01:15:39,233
To ...
912
01:15:39,383-->01:15:43,655
Is this good? - Second rule: Do not talk.
913
01:15:43,875-->01:15:45,875
Clear.
914
01:15:47,816-->01:15:52,699
So I do not know what you did,
but do not over do.
915
01:15:53,650-->01:15:56,732
Try long strokes from bottom to top.
916
01:15:57,066-->01:15:59,745
Yes, even with pressure.
917
01:16:01,066-->01:16:06,891
When you feel that the melon is ready,
then it's time for the clitoris.
918
01:16:07,867-->01:16:10,648
You know what that means, right?
919
01:16:10,768-->01:16:13,567
Top. Yes, right there.
920
01:16:17,525-->01:16:19,806
You are beautiful.
921
01:16:21,233-->01:16:23,833
Working parties.
922
01:16:23,983-->01:16:27,649
Refrain from direct contact. Flirt, tease.
923
01:16:29,475-->01:16:33,357
Wait! Do not suck! This is not a lollipop!
924
01:16:33,691-->01:16:37,510
Back to what I was doing - pushing!
925
01:16:38,025-->01:16:40,025
Yes.
926
01:16:43,025-->01:16:46,652
Right. Yes, it is
927
01:16:47,650-->01:16:50,131
Yes, grabbed.
928
01:16:53,650-->01:16:58,284
Well, if I could ...
929
01:16:58,475-->01:17:01,364
Really? Do you agree?
930
01:17:01,491-->01:17:05,522
Because I think I can ...
- To help with this lesson? Good!
931
01:17:06,441-->01:17:09,099
Well, well. - Yes
932
01:17:17,066-->01:17:22,286
I really appreciate it. This is just ...
-For educational purposes. Yes, of course!
933
01:17:28,525-->01:17:30,525
Oh, yes!
934
01:17:31,566-->01:17:33,832
Yes, very well.
935
01:17:38,525-->01:17:41,125
Now the pressure increases.
936
01:17:41,916-->01:17:45,884
Yes! Just do not stop!
937
01:17:46,004-->01:17:48,063
Forward! - Should I be ...
938
01:17:48,183-->01:17:51,815
Rule number two! Lord! Oh, yes!
939
01:17:53,400-->01:17:56,219
Yes, you have talent.
940
01:17:56,400-->01:17:58,400
Yes.
941
01:18:02,816-->01:18:04,816
Lord, I will ...
942
01:18:05,983-->01:18:07,983
Yes! Shit!
943
01:18:08,650-->01:18:11,623
Over? - I Burn!
944
01:18:11,743-->01:18:13,983
What have I done? - Chewing gum has?
945
01:18:14,166-->01:18:18,013
Yes! I wanted to have fresh breath.
- To my vagina?
946
01:18:18,133-->01:18:21,388
Sorry! I was nervous!
- I'm allergic mint!
947
01:18:21,508-->01:18:25,096
Allergy? Sorry! Here's a bit of water.
948
01:18:25,216-->01:18:27,427
Are you having your hair?
- No, I'm sorry.
949
01:18:27,562-->01:18:30,172
Where is the bathroom? - Over there!
950
01:18:43,694-->01:18:46,899
Are you all right? - Yes
951
01:18:47,058-->01:18:49,058
Best right?
952
01:18:49,358-->01:18:52,191
Thank you. - You are welcome.
953
01:19:32,650-->01:19:34,650
Excuse me.
954
01:19:42,358-->01:19:45,388
Hey! Are you crazy does not it?
- Sorry!
955
01:19:45,608-->01:19:47,808
Come here!
956
01:19:48,000-->01:19:51,430
What are you doing? Reshma wants
to call the police!
957
01:19:51,550-->01:19:55,232
Something happened in the
bathroom, with Julia.
958
01:19:55,378-->01:19:59,212
Rachel came looking.
- It is not. He's gone.
959
01:19:59,332-->01:20:02,146
How screwed up everything?
- It's a long story.
960
01:20:02,266-->01:20:06,490
Julia decided to get caught ...
Why are we talking about?
961
01:20:06,616-->01:20:10,265
You do not want to be with Rachel.
- Yes, I know.
962
01:20:10,516-->01:20:12,896
We realized something.
963
01:20:13,016-->01:20:16,592
You and Rachel have experienced
many storms together.
964
01:20:16,727-->01:20:21,123
This is just another storm.
Honestly, it looks like a hurricane
965
01:20:21,258-->01:20:24,655
but in February I was in New
Orleans and all is well.
966
01:20:24,775-->01:20:29,113
It sounds so heartless ...
- Wait! Stop almost!
967
01:20:29,233-->01:20:32,379
By Julia experienced ... - Just Julia!
968
01:20:32,499-->01:20:36,512
Julia is not for you. You have
to return Rachel.
969
01:20:37,841-->01:20:40,441
You can not go.
970
01:20:40,716-->01:20:44,565
Obviously this is something Jordan.
971
01:20:46,275-->01:20:49,275
Something I did not ...
972
01:20:56,066-->01:20:59,678
Tell me you feel the same and I will.
973
01:21:00,341-->01:21:02,941
have to urinate.
974
01:21:10,441-->01:21:12,738
Sorry. - It's nothing.
975
01:21:12,858-->01:21:15,858
Julia pleasant - Dendak.
976
01:21:51,150-->01:21:54,150
Rach.
977
01:21:57,650-->01:22:01,108
Sorry, Rach.
978
01:22:02,316-->01:22:05,308
Too late. Out!
979
01:22:10,191-->01:22:13,821
I have really wanted to fix things.
980
01:22:13,941-->01:22:15,941
I would like ...
981
01:22:16,883-->01:22:19,283
love you, Rachel.
982
01:22:19,566-->01:22:23,398
The things you said were cruel.
You do not love me.
983
01:22:23,533-->01:22:26,175
never loved me!
984
01:22:40,366-->01:22:44,232
This is a confirmation of the
first time I went to the cafeteria.
985
01:22:44,650-->01:22:47,399
January 5, 1989
986
01:22:47,900-->01:22:52,769
You asked mint cocoa.
I drank herbal tea.
987
01:23:02,900-->01:23:06,751
"Dear Jordan, you make me smile.
988
01:23:07,425-->01:23:10,069
Thanks for being my friend. "
989
01:23:10,191-->01:23:15,455
put in my book, since her
parents divorced.
990
01:23:15,675-->01:23:17,675
Do you remember?
991
01:23:17,883-->01:23:20,683
I did laugh.
992
01:23:30,066-->01:23:35,480
Remember in third grade when
I gave my bedroom,
993
01:23:35,708-->01:23:41,509
having sex with an athlete with
a military jacket?
994
01:23:43,608-->01:23:47,600
Why are you saved? - In the morning,
you wake up alone.
995
01:23:47,775-->01:23:53,655
He cried in my arms for two days.
Throughout.
996
01:24:00,908-->01:24:03,308
This is very strange.
997
01:24:03,483-->01:24:07,730
Strange, sad, pathetic and perverse.
998
01:24:08,150-->01:24:10,971
It's scary. Really scary.
999
01:24:13,150-->01:24:15,550
And sweet.
1000
01:24:20,441-->01:24:25,421
While they were gone, had sex.
- Yeah, I thought, but no problem.
1001
01:24:25,541-->01:24:28,541
With so many people.
1002
01:24:29,400-->01:24:32,400
Lesson 6: Final Review
1003
01:24:32,650-->01:24:35,050
Are you ready?
1004
01:24:53,066-->01:24:57,483
Go back to bed, lover! - God!
1005
01:24:57,650-->01:25:01,231
Wow, thank you! - Please!
1006
01:25:01,366-->01:25:04,005
Take raspberry. - I'll take it.
1007
01:25:07,858-->01:25:10,258
Just once.
1008
01:25:12,650-->01:25:16,280
Where'd you find it? When? How to ...
1009
01:25:16,408-->01:25:19,190
Ie .. - Yes! We're getting married!
1010
01:25:20,891-->01:25:24,763
Engagement Party today. Throughout
the morning I was on the phone
1011
01:25:24,883-->01:25:27,710
and almost everyone will participate.
1012
01:25:27,833-->01:25:30,471
I love you! - Oh, God.
1013
01:25:30,591-->01:25:33,415
I love you! - I love you!
1014
01:25:34,066-->01:25:37,066
I want more ... - The!
1015
01:25:38,358-->01:25:41,590
I want ... - No, that's good!
1016
01:26:13,916-->01:26:17,580
All these years I have put in
your coffee contraceptives,
1017
01:26:17,700-->01:26:21,188
Played at rumors her sex change surgery
1018
01:26:21,308-->01:26:25,099
but still I had no idea that
this is the truth, Jordan.
1019
01:26:26,233-->01:26:30,521
Do you? Add the name of his wife,
adding "one" at the end.
1020
01:26:32,860-->01:26:38,680
I do not care if you're testicles gay,
bisexual or three. The work is the same.
1021
01:26:38,800-->01:26:43,607
Now you see me as a woman,
attract more than before.
1022
01:26:45,225-->01:26:48,025
Must be a bit confusing.
1023
01:26:48,150-->01:26:50,950
Not attract me.
1024
01:27:00,916-->01:27:03,916
See! - A beautiful ring!
1025
01:27:08,616-->01:27:14,027
How can you wait to eat that big
piece of pie? Call the manager!
1026
01:27:14,365-->01:27:17,369
Mother! - Come on. Faster!
1027
01:27:17,900-->01:27:21,900
What noise? I put safety pins.
1028
01:27:22,025-->01:27:25,655
You remember them, right? - And how!
1029
01:27:34,200-->01:27:39,435
Oh, no! Something to eat kiwi?
In No. Enough! Chill out!
1030
01:27:40,233-->01:27:44,230
This is just a little speech.
You'll be fine.
1031
01:27:44,508-->01:27:47,940
I can only say something good
about me. Right?
1032
01:27:50,300-->01:27:54,914
Listen up, people! It's time to talk.
1033
01:27:55,091-->01:28:00,967
Everyone knows me as impulsive
and careless girl. Right?
1034
01:28:01,802-->01:28:06,602
But this marriage is not as impulsive.
This is a wise decision.
1035
01:28:15,216-->01:28:19,220
Ladies and gentlemen, friends
and family. Friedrich Nietzsche said:
1036
01:28:19,350-->01:28:23,350
"The best friend will probably
the best wife
1037
01:28:23,550-->01:28:27,550
because a good marriage is based
on friendship talent. "
1038
01:28:33,108-->01:28:38,958
Rachel and I are best friends
for 12 years.
1039
01:28:48,355-->01:28:52,988
Perhaps Nietzsche was married
to his best friend.
1040
01:28:53,608-->01:28:57,465
Syphilis and also called crazy.
1041
01:29:04,566-->01:29:08,799
I'm drowning! It chokes me!
1042
01:29:13,650-->01:29:16,870
Everything you see on the national news
1043
01:29:16,991-->01:29:21,005
I became a victim of sexual
abuse by blogger transvestite.
1044
01:29:21,150-->01:29:24,832
Strangely, we're not talking
about that, right?
1045
01:29:24,966-->01:29:28,809
He was dehydrated. Having low
blood sugar. Bring crazy!
1046
01:29:28,929-->01:29:33,797
No, Mom! Now is the time to be honest.
1047
01:29:34,525-->01:29:38,813
Rachel never wanted to marry me.
1048
01:29:39,483-->01:29:43,113
It's confusing because yesterday
I did something
1049
01:29:43,269-->01:29:49,069
the upper left quadrant of the
clitoris, and it is along the edge.
1050
01:29:49,294-->01:29:53,740
In fact, received almost a year.
1051
01:29:53,964-->01:29:56,967
She always falls asleep to have sex.
1052
01:29:57,102-->01:30:03,102
Yes, it sounds crazy, but it
suffers from narcolepsy.
1053
01:30:03,483-->01:30:08,293
Rachel came to me in Toronto and
at first I thought it was romantic,
1054
01:30:08,491-->01:30:13,079
but then I realized I was alone
1055
01:30:13,214-->01:30:16,356
a little sad and insecure,
and I understand.
1056
01:30:16,483-->01:30:20,332
Sometimes this is done, and talked.
1057
01:30:20,775-->01:30:26,352
But the problem is they do not
put an early marriage
1058
01:30:26,492-->01:30:29,732
and I know that in reality it is not.
1059
01:30:30,416-->01:30:35,236
Rachel, sorry. Therefore, in conclusion ...
1060
01:30:36,508-->01:30:39,714
Out. Thank you. Have a good night.
1061
01:30:49,483-->01:30:53,274
Enjoy the club.
1062
01:30:53,650-->01:30:57,670
Tell your grandparents that
I can not wait to meet him.
1063
01:30:59,908-->01:31:01,908
Goodbye.
1064
01:31:02,383-->01:31:05,680
Sorry! - Cara? Backup?
1065
01:31:05,800-->01:31:09,489
Yes, I will leave my stuff here.
- Wait! What are you doing?
1066
01:31:09,609-->01:31:13,613
Will you marry me? - Yes, but ...
plans changed.
1067
01:31:13,733-->01:31:17,736
And where are you going now?
- To remove club. Are you coming?
1068
01:31:17,856-->01:31:20,060
I can not! - Please, come with me!
1069
01:31:20,195-->01:31:23,225
I'm not one of them. I can not
go to a place
1070
01:31:23,360-->01:31:27,606
which is full of strippers,
music and flowing vodka.
1071
01:31:27,900-->01:31:30,746
You're not one? - Shit! Donkey is
1072
01:31:30,866-->01:31:35,731
I want to ask you something, okay?
- Yes, of course.
1073
01:31:36,025-->01:31:41,899
Having a relationship with someone
with whom you want to be
1074
01:31:42,650-->01:31:47,250
and I dedicate this sense completely.
1075
01:31:47,775-->01:31:50,375
How Do I?
1076
01:31:52,150-->01:31:57,983
How to do it without getting lost?
1077
01:31:58,716-->01:32:01,285
Are you stupid? - You are beautiful.
1078
01:32:01,405-->01:32:05,046
This is the sweetest thing ...
- Shut up! Out!
1079
01:32:05,166-->01:32:08,810
Wait, I'll answer your question!
- What?
1080
01:32:09,233-->01:32:12,449
Strip Club call ... - I will not.
1081
01:32:12,583-->01:32:15,848
"Dendak come to the strip club"
1082
01:32:18,466-->01:32:20,871
You're an idiot. - Let him come!
1083
01:32:21,000-->01:32:23,396
You're an idiot. 's Coming.
- Leave him alone!
1084
01:32:23,516-->01:32:27,520
Coming! You're an idiot! I will change.
1085
01:32:27,660-->01:32:32,184
Yes! Thanks, I need help.
Would be great.
1086
01:32:53,025-->01:32:55,025
Julia!
1087
01:33:03,525-->01:33:07,210
He no longer works here.
I have a loan.
1088
01:33:07,650-->01:33:11,650
I like working here and leave
your stupid loan.
1089
01:33:11,816-->01:33:15,695
Why? Wait! Returned.
1090
01:33:51,383-->01:33:53,383
Hey!
1091
01:33:55,733-->01:33:58,332
What happened to the club? - What?
1092
01:33:58,491-->01:34:02,094
What are you doing here? What
happened to the club?
1093
01:34:05,425-->01:34:08,025
Can we talk?
1094
01:34:09,108-->01:34:12,948
Sorry to leave you in the shower!
1095
01:34:13,133-->01:34:16,121
Just terribly frightened.
1096
01:34:17,066-->01:34:21,149
No, I have to go, because we
conclude our agreement.
1097
01:34:21,858-->01:34:24,083
Hey, wait a minute!
1098
01:34:24,318-->01:34:26,918
Do not touch, you idiot! - None.
1099
01:34:27,108-->01:34:32,346
Once I threw it in here, Spike.
I do not know how he got back.
1100
01:34:35,900-->01:34:38,322
Do not. - Get rid of it.
1101
01:34:38,457-->01:34:43,278
I do not want to see this idiot.
- Why is everyone calling me a fool?
1102
01:34:44,800-->01:34:46,800
Julia!
1103
01:34:51,300-->01:34:54,532
I love making promiscuity.
1104
01:34:55,316-->01:34:58,774
Reshma, I am ... prostitute.
1105
01:35:00,358-->01:35:04,524
I did things that are probably
illegal in most countries.
1106
01:35:04,733-->01:35:09,399
I'm a dirty, very dirty ...
1107
01:35:10,566-->01:35:13,808
Also ... dirty boy.
1108
01:35:36,758-->01:35:38,958
A month later
1109
01:35:50,983-->01:35:54,583
Hey, it's midnight!
They value the work?
1110
01:35:54,783-->01:35:57,783
I hope that my clients were.
1111
01:35:58,233-->01:36:02,480
No, I will be back. -
You go to the buffet?
1112
01:36:02,883-->01:36:06,146
Today, no ham. Drug is delicious!
1113
01:36:29,242-->01:36:33,242
Aphrodisiac
1114
01:36:42,650-->01:36:46,132
Opening in a few weeks
1115
01:36:46,441-->01:36:49,455
but I could not wait to see it.
1116
01:36:50,008-->01:36:53,620
You stole my idea? - You played.
1117
01:36:53,740-->01:36:57,780
Whoever finds the his're - Things I!
You stole them?
1118
01:36:57,900-->01:37:01,238
No, Skeet stole. I stole it.
1119
01:37:01,358-->01:37:06,188
Su. Do what you want with them.
I think it looks great.
1120
01:37:08,816-->01:37:12,462
Well, how are you?
1121
01:37:13,550-->01:37:17,150
Linda. I'm better than ever.
1122
01:37:17,533-->01:37:20,799
I miss you. A lot.
1123
01:37:21,234-->01:37:26,539
Do not call, because I wanted
to leave the room
1124
01:37:26,774-->01:37:32,155
but every day I picked up the phone and
called the first six digits ...
1125
01:37:32,275-->01:37:34,275
This is a mistake.
1126
01:37:34,566-->01:37:40,166
People need comfort, double
sofas and couches.
1127
01:37:40,858-->01:37:43,258
Sofas here.
1128
01:37:43,566-->01:37:48,565
Pasta should be bright. - Good idea.
Absolutely true.
1129
01:37:52,150-->01:37:56,030
The colors are warm colors. - Yes
1130
01:37:56,165-->01:38:01,047
Guys, quit the job. What color
is this, man?
1131
01:38:02,441-->01:38:06,050
What about the menu? - Well ...
1132
01:38:06,502-->01:38:11,125
You may have to deal with it, because
I have not found a chef.
1133
01:38:13,400-->01:38:18,575
The place is yours if you want.
1134
01:38:24,316-->01:38:28,565
Just let me ... I have a lot to ...
1135
01:38:29,508-->01:38:33,130
You know, when you can ...
1136
01:38:33,355-->01:38:36,029
You ... something in you ...
1137
01:38:36,191-->01:38:39,046
It's like ...
1138
01:38:48,425-->01:38:52,093
You need to work on his speech.
- Yes, I know ...
1139
01:38:52,228-->01:38:54,728
Silence. Thank you.
1140
01:38:55,800-->01:38:59,464
Are you nervous? - No.
Why should I be nervous?
1141
01:38:59,950-->01:39:03,618
You have a tendency to fall
asleep and women who fuck.
1142
01:39:03,766-->01:39:08,596
I had to say right now, not
when you go to bed naked?
1143
01:39:08,733-->01:39:11,743
Thank remember.
1144
01:39:12,883-->01:39:16,288
When ready, you can go.
1145
01:39:16,408-->01:39:19,616
I'm ready! Help me out here.
1146
01:39:21,483-->01:39:24,683
Inside me. Is it? - Yes!
1147
01:39:33,083-->01:39:36,683
He is good! - Yes, it's very
good. Really.
1148
01:39:38,900-->01:39:43,162
Wait! Stop! What are you doing?
- Nothing!
1149
01:39:43,525-->01:39:47,158
Will be empty! After about ten seconds!
1150
01:39:47,483-->01:39:51,697
That's not a compliment? - How Rachel
managed to fall asleep?
1151
01:39:51,891-->01:39:55,342
No. - How do you deal with that massage?
1152
01:39:55,566-->01:40:01,566
I will not comment on that now.
I'm fine! I'm fine!
1153
01:40:02,191-->01:40:06,271
I am calm. - Keep moving.
1154
01:40:06,474-->01:40:10,474
You can change the angle?
- Yes! He is good!
1155
01:40:10,594-->01:40:13,038
Right? - Yes!
1156
01:40:13,523-->01:40:16,177
This is not good! - Sorry.
1157
01:40:16,883-->01:40:19,097
Yes!
1158
01:40:21,158-->01:40:23,630
What ... - Prevent.
1159
01:40:23,750-->01:40:27,019
Breathe, breathe! - No, no, no!
Forward.
1160
01:40:29,233-->01:40:31,896
My foot range!
1161
01:40:32,016-->01:40:36,024
Pinch your fingers, relax and breathe.
1162
01:40:38,441-->01:40:41,503
That's better.
1163
01:40:46,264-->01:40:49,927
Oh, no! Outside? - Yes
1164
01:40:50,483-->01:40:53,713
Sorry smooth is - yes, it happens.
1165
01:40:54,033-->01:40:58,611
Now is better! Oh, yes! - Oh, yes!
1166
01:40:58,746-->01:41:03,412
I'm in the best shape.
I could go on forever.
1167
01:41:06,016-->01:41:10,481
Over? - No! No! No!
1168
01:41:10,758-->01:41:13,963
More? - OK!
1169
01:41:19,233-->01:41:21,433
You are beautiful!
1170
01:41:22,305-->01:41:28,266
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