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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,857 --> 00:00:13,895 [exciting music] 2 00:00:13,961 --> 00:00:16,232 CHRISSY: When you said you were taking me to Spain, 3 00:00:16,299 --> 00:00:19,272 I thought we'd eat tapas and stroll the Riviera. 4 00:00:19,338 --> 00:00:20,875 Not watch defenseless animals get killed. 5 00:00:20,942 --> 00:00:22,311 It's just a pit stop! 6 00:00:22,378 --> 00:00:24,282 Afterwards, we'll hit up the flamingo thing you wanted. 7 00:00:24,348 --> 00:00:26,119 Flamenco. It's art through dance. 8 00:00:26,185 --> 00:00:27,989 [bull bellowing] 9 00:00:28,056 --> 00:00:29,660 [chuckles] 10 00:00:29,726 --> 00:00:31,029 [crowd cheering] 11 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:33,133 [groans] 12 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:34,703 [bull bellowing] 13 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:37,341 Now watch your dad work his magic. 14 00:00:37,408 --> 00:00:38,978 [hyperventilating] SATAN: Hey, pal. 15 00:00:39,045 --> 00:00:42,251 You got three punctured organs and 30 seconds to live. 16 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:43,988 Any unfulfilled desires 17 00:00:44,055 --> 00:00:45,725 from your tragically short life? 18 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:48,698 [speaking Spanish] 19 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:56,847 What if I could give you that dream after you die? 20 00:00:56,914 --> 00:00:59,720 That you could have the freedom to fishbrain and soul grind 21 00:00:59,786 --> 00:01:01,523 for eternity under my care? 22 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,928 All you have to do is sell me your soul. 23 00:01:03,995 --> 00:01:05,097 Uh, yeah, don't do it. 24 00:01:05,163 --> 00:01:06,667 Just spit here. 25 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:07,702 Spit! 26 00:01:07,769 --> 00:01:09,205 Spit right there. Spit. 27 00:01:10,140 --> 00:01:11,911 [yelling] 28 00:01:11,977 --> 00:01:13,046 [screams] - Jesus Christ. 29 00:01:13,113 --> 00:01:14,516 Congrats, sweetie. 30 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,587 You just witnessed your first soul collection. 31 00:01:16,654 --> 00:01:17,756 Yeah, congrats. 32 00:01:17,822 --> 00:01:19,559 You duped a guy into signing a contract 33 00:01:19,626 --> 00:01:22,364 he didn't even read to go where and do what exactly? 34 00:01:22,431 --> 00:01:24,402 I just fulfilled his ultimate desire. 35 00:01:24,468 --> 00:01:25,805 Dude, I've heard straight preachers 36 00:01:25,872 --> 00:01:27,207 warn about eternal damnation. 37 00:01:27,274 --> 00:01:28,511 I've seen Little Nicky. 38 00:01:28,577 --> 00:01:30,648 Western culture's given you a misguided view 39 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,151 of how I operate. 40 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,556 I'm actually very above board, morally speaking. 41 00:01:34,623 --> 00:01:37,227 Then, like, show me his eternity under your care. 42 00:01:37,294 --> 00:01:38,496 I mean, if you want me to consent 43 00:01:38,564 --> 00:01:40,602 to join a siren seed someday, 44 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,872 I gotta know what I'm consenting to, right? 45 00:01:42,939 --> 00:01:43,941 Exactly! 46 00:01:44,008 --> 00:01:45,612 It's about fucking time. 47 00:01:45,678 --> 00:01:47,549 Come on! Hot damn! 48 00:01:47,616 --> 00:01:50,622 [rumbling] 49 00:01:50,688 --> 00:01:52,692 You're gonna love this place so much, 50 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:54,963 you're gonna want to kill yourself to join! 51 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:56,165 Don't yet, okay? 52 00:01:56,232 --> 00:01:57,535 Yet? 53 00:01:58,336 --> 00:02:01,275 [dramatic music] 54 00:02:01,342 --> 00:02:04,281 ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:04,348 --> 00:02:06,219 [people cheering] 56 00:02:06,285 --> 00:02:10,160 Welcome to my Soul Hole. 57 00:02:10,227 --> 00:02:12,164 Take a whiff. - What the fuck? 58 00:02:12,231 --> 00:02:14,235 The smell is my favorite part. 59 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,237 Sit on me! 60 00:02:15,304 --> 00:02:17,007 I'm a chaise lounge. 61 00:02:17,074 --> 00:02:19,111 Sing Billy Joel to me. 62 00:02:19,178 --> 00:02:20,815 It's the only thing that makes me come. 63 00:02:20,882 --> 00:02:22,284 Morally above board, huh? 64 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,253 Well, the thing is, you see, 65 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,623 souls are super valuable 66 00:02:24,690 --> 00:02:26,192 because they power the universe. 67 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:27,729 This is a tiny collection 68 00:02:27,796 --> 00:02:29,566 compared to my Soul Imperium in hell. 69 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:31,302 But I'm seeing steady growth! 70 00:02:31,369 --> 00:02:33,273 So you trick innocent people into signing up 71 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:34,543 for this torture porn flophouse 72 00:02:34,609 --> 00:02:35,812 so you can have more power. 73 00:02:35,878 --> 00:02:37,281 Well, it's not torture. 74 00:02:37,348 --> 00:02:39,953 What you're seeing is absolute free will. 75 00:02:40,020 --> 00:02:43,159 Look at our friend over there, rollerblading around the room. 76 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:44,996 Happier than a pig in shit. 77 00:02:45,063 --> 00:02:46,767 I guess. 78 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:50,575 [creatures snarling] 79 00:02:50,641 --> 00:02:51,677 What the fuck? 80 00:02:51,744 --> 00:02:53,681 You call that free will? - Yeah! 81 00:02:53,748 --> 00:02:55,450 See, that guy wants to rollerblade. 82 00:02:55,518 --> 00:02:57,388 Those guys want to eat rollerbladers. 83 00:02:57,454 --> 00:02:59,125 Free will means no limits. 84 00:02:59,191 --> 00:03:00,427 He'll regenerate eventually. 85 00:03:00,494 --> 00:03:02,097 So he can do it all over again? 86 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:03,501 Yeah, that's the way it works here. 87 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:06,540 Man, this is some real messed up libertarian bullshit. 88 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:08,243 Ah, you're being pretty reductive. 89 00:03:08,309 --> 00:03:10,681 [alarm blaring] Oh, fuck yes, they're here! 90 00:03:10,748 --> 00:03:12,151 Ooh, yeah, I think that's my cue to skedaddle. 91 00:03:12,217 --> 00:03:13,386 No, no, honey-- 92 00:03:13,453 --> 00:03:14,455 Snake with Arms said he'd introduce me 93 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:15,792 to the Step Up franchise. 94 00:03:15,858 --> 00:03:17,394 And between a hot, sweaty Channing 95 00:03:17,461 --> 00:03:18,964 and that burger gobbler-- 96 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:20,434 The hole can be overwhelming. 97 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,706 But seeing newbies arrive will change you forever. 98 00:03:22,772 --> 00:03:23,974 Fine. 99 00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:25,077 But this is your last chance 100 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:26,547 before I stan my Chan. 101 00:03:26,613 --> 00:03:27,949 Goddamn, I love that Chan. 102 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:28,918 [doorbell rings] LAURA: Hey. 103 00:03:28,984 --> 00:03:30,320 Hey, Laura! What's up? 104 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:32,491 Yeah, so I caught Irwin hoarding anger leeches 105 00:03:32,559 --> 00:03:34,195 for his substitute teaching gig, 106 00:03:34,261 --> 00:03:36,900 so I set off a bug bomb to prevent another infestation. 107 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,871 Can I crash here for the night? - Oh. 108 00:03:38,938 --> 00:03:39,940 Uh, sorry, Laur. 109 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:40,975 It's-- it's not a good time. 110 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,244 Try the Thompsons. 111 00:03:42,311 --> 00:03:44,549 Their normcore lifestyle screams Murphy bed. 112 00:03:44,616 --> 00:03:45,450 You're the only neighbor I haven't threatened 113 00:03:45,518 --> 00:03:46,486 physical violence to, so-- 114 00:03:46,553 --> 00:03:48,624 Ugh, fine. Fine, come on in. 115 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:50,260 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 116 00:03:50,327 --> 00:03:52,231 Oh, well, you must be exhausted 117 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:53,801 from your bug massacre or whatever. 118 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:56,305 Let's get you to bed. - Bed? It's 8:35. 119 00:03:56,372 --> 00:03:57,609 Okay, here's a pillow. There's the bed. 120 00:03:57,675 --> 00:03:58,811 You know what to do. - Ah! 121 00:03:58,878 --> 00:04:00,280 Hey, Darlene-- DARLENE: Night, Laur! 122 00:04:00,347 --> 00:04:02,418 What the-- are you kidding me? 123 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:04,589 Is this because I wouldn't go see Sade with you? 124 00:04:05,558 --> 00:04:06,860 [bang] [yelling] 125 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:08,697 Hello? 126 00:04:08,764 --> 00:04:09,966 Darlene? 127 00:04:10,033 --> 00:04:11,035 Ugh. 128 00:04:11,102 --> 00:04:12,004 [ominous music] 129 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,239 Okay. 130 00:04:13,941 --> 00:04:17,247 Holy shit, this place looks a lot smaller on the outside. 131 00:04:17,314 --> 00:04:18,784 Ah! 132 00:04:18,851 --> 00:04:19,820 There we go. 133 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:21,222 Mama needs her medicine. 134 00:04:21,289 --> 00:04:22,892 What do we got here? 135 00:04:22,959 --> 00:04:25,464 I want that brown stuff. 136 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,134 Couple of cubes of ice in that, please! 137 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,369 Ah! [grunts] [glass shattering] 138 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,273 Hey, I was saving that for a special occasion! 139 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:31,309 [running footsteps] 140 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:32,444 DARLENE: Gus, are you okay? 141 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:33,514 What did she do to you? 142 00:04:33,581 --> 00:04:35,117 Gus? GUS: I'm okay, Leeny. 143 00:04:35,183 --> 00:04:36,787 I just got the bejesus scared out of me, that's all. 144 00:04:36,854 --> 00:04:38,189 Made a little piss. - Wait a minute. 145 00:04:38,256 --> 00:04:39,492 Darlene, you know this ghost? 146 00:04:39,559 --> 00:04:41,530 Laur, this is my husband. 147 00:04:41,597 --> 00:04:43,333 Ex-husband. - Who are you? 148 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:44,736 A wrestling coach? 149 00:04:44,803 --> 00:04:46,105 [cackling] 150 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:48,443 That was good. 151 00:04:48,511 --> 00:04:50,548 [foghorn blowing] 152 00:04:50,615 --> 00:04:52,484 CHRISSY: Why do all dads like boats? 153 00:04:52,552 --> 00:04:53,787 Was there a meeting or something? 154 00:04:53,854 --> 00:04:55,658 Wait till you see how excited they get. 155 00:04:55,725 --> 00:04:59,198 It's like a baby eating chocolate for the first time. 156 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:01,335 All right, here we go. 157 00:05:02,872 --> 00:05:04,976 Any minute now. 158 00:05:06,345 --> 00:05:07,414 Huh. 159 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,018 Where are my fucking souls? 160 00:05:09,084 --> 00:05:11,122 Uh, that might explain it. 161 00:05:11,189 --> 00:05:12,324 "Dear Satan, 162 00:05:12,391 --> 00:05:13,894 "Thanks for the souls. 163 00:05:13,961 --> 00:05:16,432 "Biggleheim will pay big bucks for them. 164 00:05:16,499 --> 00:05:19,238 Eat shit. Marv, the Beast Guard." 165 00:05:19,305 --> 00:05:20,842 That backstabbing son of a-- 166 00:05:20,908 --> 00:05:22,177 Who's Biggleheim? 167 00:05:22,244 --> 00:05:23,213 Biggleheim's not a person. 168 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:24,248 It's a place. 169 00:05:24,315 --> 00:05:25,952 The hub of the soul trade. 170 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:27,387 A funhouse trash heap 171 00:05:27,454 --> 00:05:29,391 where corporate con artists trick souls 172 00:05:29,458 --> 00:05:31,697 into eternal suffering by offering 173 00:05:31,763 --> 00:05:34,669 roller coaster rides and branded swag. 174 00:05:34,736 --> 00:05:36,807 We gotta get my souls back before it's too late! 175 00:05:36,874 --> 00:05:38,577 Those souls sound better off in Biggleheim 176 00:05:38,644 --> 00:05:39,846 than your Soul Bowl. 177 00:05:39,913 --> 00:05:41,215 Soul Hole! 178 00:05:41,282 --> 00:05:42,785 And didn't you hear what I just said about Biggleheim? 179 00:05:42,852 --> 00:05:45,123 Yeah! Branded swag, roller coasters. 180 00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,492 It sounds cool. 181 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,664 Man, your selective hearing is on fire today. 182 00:05:48,731 --> 00:05:50,801 It's an evil place, Chrissy. - And this isn't? 183 00:05:50,868 --> 00:05:52,104 I think you've been sniffing your own farts 184 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,206 for way too long. 185 00:05:53,273 --> 00:05:55,076 You're gonna wish you were eating my farts 186 00:05:55,143 --> 00:05:58,049 once I show you a place of torture and torment! 187 00:05:58,116 --> 00:06:00,521 We're going to Biggleheim! 188 00:06:00,588 --> 00:06:01,924 DARLENE: Relax your grip, baby. Good. 189 00:06:01,990 --> 00:06:03,326 I thought both your exes ran off 190 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:04,596 with Russian catfishers. 191 00:06:04,663 --> 00:06:06,032 Oh, that was hubbies one and two. 192 00:06:06,098 --> 00:06:07,367 Gus was number three. 193 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:08,837 We were in the process of mending fences 194 00:06:08,904 --> 00:06:09,906 when he died. 195 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:11,342 One moment, I'm getting my new 196 00:06:11,409 --> 00:06:12,745 Craigslist business up and running. 197 00:06:12,812 --> 00:06:14,950 The next, a weather satellite's crashing on my head. 198 00:06:15,016 --> 00:06:17,054 Luck of the Slovaks, I guess. [chuckles] 199 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,225 Darlene, how long has Gus been here like that? 200 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:21,630 Uh, I noticed he was here when my broken bidet 201 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,132 started working again. 202 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:24,803 Gus always loved me with a clean caboose. 203 00:06:24,869 --> 00:06:26,506 [chuckles] That was a few months back. 204 00:06:26,573 --> 00:06:28,510 Mo--months? Oh, fuck. 205 00:06:28,577 --> 00:06:29,946 DARLENE: What? - Ghost can only stay 206 00:06:30,013 --> 00:06:31,516 on the corporeal plane for so long 207 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,186 before they turn into wraiths. - What? 208 00:06:33,253 --> 00:06:35,123 Vengeful spirits who hunt the living and feed off misery. 209 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,127 Oh, that's ridiculous. Gus couldn't hurt a fly. 210 00:06:37,194 --> 00:06:38,998 Show me where you keep your most precious memories 211 00:06:39,064 --> 00:06:40,501 from your relationship. - What? Why? 212 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:41,970 Oh, man. 213 00:06:42,037 --> 00:06:43,641 DARLENE: Uh-oh. GUS: [groans] 214 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:44,910 He doesn't look good. 215 00:06:44,976 --> 00:06:46,847 Man, I'm feeling strange, Leeny. 216 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:48,483 Like when I opened that hookah restaurant 217 00:06:48,550 --> 00:06:50,120 on top of that open gas line? 218 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:51,690 DARLENE: Oh! - Do it now! 219 00:06:51,757 --> 00:06:53,493 Just give me a moment to mourn that hand! 220 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,030 - Darlene. - It did things to me 221 00:06:55,096 --> 00:06:56,132 you'd never believe. 222 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,401 - Ugh. - Boom, boom. 223 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:03,847 [dramatic music] 224 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:05,050 ♪ ♪ 225 00:07:05,116 --> 00:07:07,454 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Biggleheim, 226 00:07:07,522 --> 00:07:09,859 where remarkable souls like you have the freedom 227 00:07:09,926 --> 00:07:12,364 to choose your own afterlife. 228 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:13,968 ♪ ♪ 229 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,705 Milady. 230 00:07:15,771 --> 00:07:18,544 No wonder you're so sensitive about your Soul Hole, Dad. 231 00:07:18,611 --> 00:07:19,879 I mean, how could anyone compete with this? 232 00:07:19,946 --> 00:07:21,917 SATAN: Stop! - What are you doing? 233 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:23,988 We need disguises to sneak inside. 234 00:07:24,054 --> 00:07:26,225 You want dibs on being the big pretzel? 235 00:07:26,292 --> 00:07:28,764 No? Okay. 236 00:07:28,831 --> 00:07:30,300 CHRISSY: Why are we sneaking? 237 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:31,737 Eh, I'm a rebel of the industry. 238 00:07:31,803 --> 00:07:33,574 So much so, the Biggleheim schmucks 239 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:35,210 banned me from re-entering 240 00:07:35,276 --> 00:07:37,447 and revoked my soul-collecting license. 241 00:07:37,515 --> 00:07:39,018 Pretty rock and roll, huh? 242 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,489 Yeah, the Phil Spector part of rock and roll. 243 00:07:41,556 --> 00:07:43,527 SATAN: Phil Spector! I love Phil Spector. 244 00:07:43,594 --> 00:07:45,030 I got the Christmas album. 245 00:07:45,096 --> 00:07:46,499 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Biggleheim, 246 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,369 where your afterlife awaits you. 247 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:49,572 PRIMORDIAL: Funky like a chicken? 248 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:50,875 You like to fuck chickens? 249 00:07:50,941 --> 00:07:53,212 Come to Polymelia afterlife and get a hug. 250 00:07:53,279 --> 00:07:54,315 Two of them! 251 00:07:54,381 --> 00:07:57,689 Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew? 252 00:07:57,755 --> 00:08:00,193 So are all these booths run by real gods? 253 00:08:00,260 --> 00:08:01,830 There are no gods, Chrissy. 254 00:08:01,897 --> 00:08:04,034 Some douchebags invented that concept 255 00:08:04,101 --> 00:08:07,007 to manipulate naive souls like yours to their cause. 256 00:08:07,074 --> 00:08:09,311 These afterlives are run by eternal beings 257 00:08:09,378 --> 00:08:10,614 called primordials. 258 00:08:10,681 --> 00:08:11,917 That's what I am. 259 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:13,219 PRIMORDIAL 1: Slip and slide here. 260 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:15,156 PRIMORDIAL 2: Mormon afterlife over here! 261 00:08:15,223 --> 00:08:17,361 No birth control allowed. 262 00:08:17,427 --> 00:08:19,264 CHRISSY: Seems like these souls get to live plush, 263 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:22,004 peaceful afterlives, and yours get ripped to shreds. 264 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:25,310 ANNOUNCER: Make some noise for the Biggleheim Angels! 265 00:08:25,377 --> 00:08:26,479 Whoa! 266 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:27,481 Oh, fucking kill me. 267 00:08:27,548 --> 00:08:29,218 B-B-B-B-Biggleheim! 268 00:08:29,284 --> 00:08:30,387 [electronic music] 269 00:08:30,453 --> 00:08:31,556 Y'all having a good time tonight? 270 00:08:31,623 --> 00:08:33,092 I can't hear you! 271 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:34,562 I said, are you having a good time tonight or what? 272 00:08:34,629 --> 00:08:35,931 Yeow! 273 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:37,034 ♪ Heaven is a place for each of you ♪ 274 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,904 ♪ I promise you, this much is true ♪ 275 00:08:38,971 --> 00:08:40,473 ♪ So come and join our paradise ♪ 276 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:42,110 ♪ It's limitless and really nice ♪ 277 00:08:42,177 --> 00:08:43,714 ♪ Heaven ♪ 278 00:08:43,781 --> 00:08:45,383 ♪ The place to be somebody ♪ 279 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:47,054 ♪ In death ♪ 280 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,891 Now, this is an afterlife where souls would actually 281 00:08:48,957 --> 00:08:50,260 want to spend eternity. 282 00:08:50,326 --> 00:08:53,734 It's like they're BTS and you're some old guy 283 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,272 who records BTS covers in their mom's basement. 284 00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:58,376 These are the assholes I was talking about! 285 00:08:58,443 --> 00:09:02,017 They're frat boys trying to make you drink their piss! 286 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,985 Oh! 287 00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:04,556 There's that rat bastard Marv. 288 00:09:04,622 --> 00:09:06,225 Okay, Chrissy, let's go! 289 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:09,966 Where'd she--I should have brought the leash. 290 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,703 I still don't understand why I gotta get rid of 291 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,272 all these precious memories. 292 00:09:13,339 --> 00:09:15,410 Most of this stuff is dildos and gardening tools, Darlene. 293 00:09:15,477 --> 00:09:17,013 Yeah, that's my entire 40s! 294 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,418 Unfinished business is the reason Gus can't go. 295 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,690 He died while trying to mend your broken marriage. 296 00:09:21,757 --> 00:09:23,159 His unfinished business is you. 297 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:24,596 DARLENE: That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 298 00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:26,533 LAURA: No. We need to cut all ties 299 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,236 between you two so he can cross over. 300 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,939 Cross over? I just got settled. 301 00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:32,779 Leeny-Beany-Tortellini and I are doing gangbusters. 302 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:34,248 My online business in ladies' fashion 303 00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:36,419 is gonna get off the ground any day now. 304 00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:38,055 I can feel it in my garter belt. 305 00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:40,594 Aha! Divorce papers. DARLENE: Oh, God. 306 00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,765 This will help you remember how much you hated each other. 307 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,867 If I didn't know any better, 308 00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:45,805 I'd say this was unnecessarily cruel. 309 00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:47,708 Darlene, you called Gus a serial adulterer... 310 00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:48,777 DARLENE: Yeah? - Who cheated on you 311 00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:49,779 multiple times. DARLENE: Yeah? 312 00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:50,915 Doesn't that sting? 313 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,250 It wasn't multiple times, Laura. 314 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,522 It was one time with multiple people. 315 00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:55,925 Actually, it was multiple times 316 00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,829 with multiple people, but one family. 317 00:09:57,895 --> 00:09:59,064 DARLENE: Lot of sisters. 318 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,233 Darlene convinced you that you were 319 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,505 the star of a Truman Show-like experiment 320 00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:03,707 entitled, What's All the Gus About? 321 00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:04,909 I still stand by that title. 322 00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,445 But her abuse did reunite me 323 00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,682 with my biological father, 324 00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,552 who then turned out to be a paid actor! 325 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,188 - Argh! - Laura. 326 00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,859 Let's not get our panties in a bunch. 327 00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,629 Speaking of, the duck pattern pair 328 00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:16,232 you got on is a real nice choice. 329 00:10:16,298 --> 00:10:17,200 What the? Why, you 330 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,770 Norman Bates peeping motherfucker! 331 00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:21,008 Stop fighting! Stop fighting right now, okay? 332 00:10:21,075 --> 00:10:22,545 There is no unfinished business. 333 00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:23,580 Our love is strong. 334 00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:25,016 Stronger than death! 335 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,051 [thud] 336 00:10:26,118 --> 00:10:27,387 Oh, God. Okay. 337 00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:30,828 Let's maybe put unfinished business back on the table. 338 00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:32,765 PRIMORDIAL: Thumb Realm is like Palm Springs. 339 00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,069 Weather's always nice, and we have a heated pool! 340 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:36,238 [chuckles] 341 00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,942 You're gonna love my afterlife, little girl. 342 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,046 The email list, by the way, is really just 343 00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:41,516 a community bulletin type thing. 344 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,819 We really won't advertise-- 345 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:44,856 SATAN: Beat it, you fat fucking toe! 346 00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:46,660 Hey, man. The lady can speak for herself. 347 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:49,799 The lady is alive and 13. 348 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,670 Hmm. Come find me when you die. 349 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,041 Ah, man. This thumb guy's so cool! 350 00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:56,111 He runs this, like, resort with a giant projector 351 00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,584 so his souls can watch movies on the lawn. 352 00:10:58,650 --> 00:10:59,953 You should take some tips! 353 00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:01,488 You won't make a verbal agreement with me, 354 00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,794 now you're signing up for other afterlives? 355 00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:06,165 Who knows what dystopian shitstorm that asshole runs. 356 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,604 You trick souls into living in a pit of agony. 357 00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:09,606 Hanging with that thumb 358 00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,676 couldn't be worse than your Soul Hole. 359 00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:13,212 I know you're a kid who thinks the hereafter 360 00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:14,883 should be sunshine and ice cream, 361 00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:17,788 and you judge me for being the genius who created hell. 362 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:20,326 If you created hell, then why aren't you there? 363 00:11:20,393 --> 00:11:23,199 Why are you running a shithole ambulance chasing on Earth? 364 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,138 Before you came along, I commanded fear and respect 365 00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:28,309 from every goddamn belief system ever created! 366 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,046 And now you're trying to convince yourself 367 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,950 that you're still on top because you don't want to admit 368 00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:35,123 you're an outdated fossil! 369 00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:37,394 I had this stupid idea that having a child 370 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,630 would make me stronger. 371 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,500 But you're just too fucking naive! 372 00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,605 You're never gonna get this until you open your eyes 373 00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:44,241 and experience it. 374 00:11:44,308 --> 00:11:46,111 Big pretzel out. 375 00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:50,621 Goddamn, she takes after her mother. 376 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:53,359 I'm telling you, I got two of them now. 377 00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:54,461 CREATURES: Go, quick, quick, quick, quick. 378 00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:55,798 Quick, quick, quick. 379 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,000 Quick, quick, quick, quick. 380 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,739 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 381 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,242 My souls! 382 00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:02,845 MARV: All right, a little bit to the left. 383 00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:04,782 To the left. Okay, that's great. 384 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,151 Now drop it slow-- 385 00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:07,420 Hey, Marv. 386 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,458 Any last word before I finger your eyes out 387 00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:10,694 and fuck your empty skull? 388 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:11,896 Just a couple. 389 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,199 We got him! 390 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,969 CREATURES: Quick, quick, quick, quick. 391 00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:17,173 MICHAEL: No need to struggle, Satan, 392 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,313 'cause we ain't ever gonna let you go from our hearts. 393 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,284 ALL: Or our clutches. 394 00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:31,368 I'll never get this shit until I live it? 395 00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:33,472 Well, fuck you, Dad! 396 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,209 Who's living now? 397 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:37,380 [phone chimes] 398 00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,819 Happy Hour, boat to Thumb Realm at 6:00. 399 00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:41,523 Free drink ticket. 400 00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:45,063 Huh, I guess I gotta open my eyes and experience it. 401 00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:47,400 SOUL: Oh, no! There's so many afterlives recruiting me. 402 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,870 It's like, oh, this is so awkward! 403 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,608 I mean, I was popular in high school, 404 00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:52,712 but who would have thought I'd be popular in the afterlife? 405 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:55,751 [solemn music] 406 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,890 ♪ ♪ 407 00:12:58,957 --> 00:12:59,926 [buzzing] - Whoa! 408 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:01,462 What the... 409 00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:03,265 Hmm. 410 00:13:12,885 --> 00:13:14,488 MICHAEL: [laughs] 411 00:13:14,555 --> 00:13:16,926 I didn't recognize you in that whacked out man-suit. 412 00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,262 Didn't recognize you 413 00:13:18,329 --> 00:13:20,133 without your boss's dick in your mouth. 414 00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,503 Back in the day, you would have never 415 00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,205 fallen for a trap like this. 416 00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,009 ALL: You're weaker than ever now. 417 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:25,944 I can't believe your bitch ass 418 00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:27,080 sold me out to these jag-offs. 419 00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:28,650 They offered me my own realm. 420 00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:29,852 It's open concept. 421 00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,921 Everything's buffet style. 422 00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,390 Spare me, shitbag! 423 00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:34,896 [yelling] 424 00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:39,772 Shit's about to get biblical, bitches. 425 00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,976 THUMB: Chrissy! So glad to see you dead. 426 00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,014 CHRISSY: Oh, this place is so great and classy! 427 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,085 Hey, everybody. This is Chrissy. 428 00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:47,354 She's here for pool hour. 429 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,458 Why do they all look like thumbs? 430 00:13:49,525 --> 00:13:50,961 Here in Thumb Realm, we all take on 431 00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,798 the one true and pure form. 432 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:56,005 All is balanced, fair, peaceful. 433 00:13:58,677 --> 00:13:59,912 That thumb get too much sun? 434 00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:01,248 Pool time is over! 435 00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:02,350 Game time! 436 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,388 Why don't we show Chrissy Thumb Print? 437 00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,563 Chrissy, you're gonna love this. 438 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:12,037 I present the Great Thumb! 439 00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,441 It measures our love for thumbness! 440 00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:17,080 Huh. Okay. 441 00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,886 Who wants to go first? 442 00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,689 How about you? 443 00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,560 Oh, uh. Yes, of course, Thumb. 444 00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,496 No problem. 445 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:28,469 [dramatic music] 446 00:14:28,537 --> 00:14:29,772 ♪ ♪ 447 00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,108 This is a Dybbuk Box. 448 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,043 It won't cure him, but it sure as shit 449 00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,479 will contain him forever. 450 00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:34,414 I don't know, Laura. 451 00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,018 I already put Gus in one wooden box. 452 00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,722 I--I don't want to do it again. 453 00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:39,491 - Break it off, Darlene! - I can't! 454 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,495 Even the bad memories seem not so bad now. 455 00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,134 You're romanticizing a toxic relationship. 456 00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,371 Okay, and you and Satan didn't have good times? 457 00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,175 He's made my life a living hell! 458 00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:49,779 Without him, you wouldn't have Chrissy, right? 459 00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,683 Oh, whatever. I'm doing this. 460 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,018 It's okay, baby. 461 00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,488 Don't be scared. 462 00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:55,691 ♪ ♪ 463 00:14:55,758 --> 00:14:58,362 [chanting spell] 464 00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,399 [rumbling] 465 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,872 ♪ ♪ 466 00:15:02,938 --> 00:15:05,009 [yelling] 467 00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:07,414 Leeny! I love you! 468 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,617 Gus-Gus! 469 00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,052 Ooh! 470 00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:11,656 I'm still going in! 471 00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:12,758 I'm still going-- 472 00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,494 Darlene, no! 473 00:15:14,562 --> 00:15:17,500 ♪ ♪ 474 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,503 Uh-oh. 475 00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:21,275 ♪ ♪ 476 00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,082 So, Alan, how does thumbness 477 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:26,986 help you in your day-to-day life? 478 00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:29,959 Uh, we--well, when I think of how fleshy 479 00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:34,067 and--and stumpy I am, I never feel down! 480 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,704 You use pleasant words, but the Great Thumb 481 00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:36,940 sees through your lies. 482 00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,375 ALAN: What? No! 483 00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,248 Thumbness is a "dream thumb true." 484 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,653 [chuckles] Ah, fuck it! 485 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,856 I hate thumbs! 486 00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:45,991 I miss my fingers and my genitals! 487 00:15:46,058 --> 00:15:46,926 [grunts] [all gasping] 488 00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:48,162 Oh, fuck! 489 00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:51,301 THUMB: [chuckles] So fun. Who's next? 490 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,607 - You're insane! - Hey, now. 491 00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:56,078 Check yourself, or you'll get thumbed. 492 00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,882 Shit, my dad was right. 493 00:15:57,948 --> 00:16:00,119 [tense music] 494 00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,558 Stick yourself up an ass, you fucking thumb! 495 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,560 [all gasping] 496 00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:04,762 [groaning] 497 00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,098 Ah, shit! 498 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,102 I'm stuck! This sucks! 499 00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,471 What sucks? 500 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,275 That you're on your back like an amputated turtle? 501 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:14,549 Oh, bend, you useless fucking knuckles! 502 00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:15,551 [all gasping] 503 00:16:15,617 --> 00:16:16,920 [grunting] 504 00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:18,022 Damn it! 505 00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,759 I only had some hands! 506 00:16:19,826 --> 00:16:21,128 [yelling] [squishing] 507 00:16:21,195 --> 00:16:22,531 [all cheering] 508 00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,502 Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! 509 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,240 With Thumb gone, we can make this place a real paradise! 510 00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,944 Uh, I-- I gotta go find my dad. 511 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,313 He needs help with a thing, 512 00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,050 but have fun thinking for yourselves again! 513 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,219 Oh, wait, wait, we're gonna have 514 00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,058 lots of good thinking times! Ha! 515 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,565 Darlene? 516 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,767 I should warn you, 517 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,769 I get violent at hide and seek. 518 00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,573 Ask Chrissy. 519 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,579 [eerie music] 520 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:49,685 ♪ ♪ 521 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:52,056 [creature groaning] 522 00:16:52,123 --> 00:16:53,627 [gasps] 523 00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:54,729 ♪ ♪ 524 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:56,098 Oh, God. 525 00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:58,102 Okay. Um... 526 00:16:58,168 --> 00:17:00,874 [creature snarling] 527 00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,078 Oh, fuck! 528 00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:06,051 [chanting] 529 00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:10,761 [dramatic music] 530 00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,196 GUS: Leeny! 531 00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,733 DARLENE: Oh, God! 532 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,104 I have a confession to make! 533 00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,108 I'm not his unfinished business! 534 00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:19,311 What? 535 00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,814 We started a business together. 536 00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,152 We wanted to succeed as a team, even if it was 537 00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:24,989 just selling my used underwear online. 538 00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,425 Oh, God, Darlene! 539 00:17:26,491 --> 00:17:28,495 Not that it matters! Nothing sold. 540 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,901 We're gonna die 'cause nobody wants my dumpy dundees! 541 00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,003 Okay, so what you're saying 542 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,740 is if someone buys your underwear... 543 00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:37,347 His actual business will be complete and he'll leave, yes. 544 00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:38,950 But it has to be from a stranger! 545 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,721 He'll know we're pitying him. 546 00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,591 Who do we know that would buy your dirty underwear? 547 00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:43,627 Wait. 548 00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:46,031 [rock music] 549 00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,935 Hello? 550 00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,237 Buy what now? 551 00:17:49,304 --> 00:17:51,141 [thud] DARLENE: [yelps] 552 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,745 LAURA: Hurry, hurry, hurry! 553 00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:54,515 God, you son of a bitch! 554 00:17:54,582 --> 00:17:55,817 [ding] 555 00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:00,627 Darlene? 556 00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:01,930 What--what happened? 557 00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,299 Good news. Online perverts 558 00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:05,069 are sexually attracted to your wife. 559 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,572 We got our first sale? 560 00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,275 Oh, Leeny-Beany! 561 00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,948 I told you, great collection, great hips, great-- 562 00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,718 BOTH: ♪ Lady ♪ 563 00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,187 DARLENE: Oh! 564 00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:17,327 Goodbye, Gus. 565 00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,230 Thanks for the memories. 566 00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,468 Goodbye, Darlene. 567 00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:23,439 Hey, real quick, are-- are you gonna send me 568 00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,711 my half of the money, or... 569 00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:27,046 You know, you keep it. 570 00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:30,019 I'll hit you up for it on the flip-side! 571 00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:32,524 [somber music] 572 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:33,560 Hey, you okay? 573 00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:34,795 I think so. 574 00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:37,066 It'll be nice getting back to the single life. 575 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,337 There's a speed dating event down by the adult bookstore 576 00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,607 tomorrow if you want to-- - No, no. 577 00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,243 I'd rather go die in a bug bomb. 578 00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:47,286 ♪ ♪ 579 00:18:47,353 --> 00:18:49,457 [grunting] 580 00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,430 Did I just get the craziest deja vu? 581 00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,535 Or is this exactly how you looked when we... 582 00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:55,937 ♪ Kicked your ass out of hell ♪ 583 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,841 - Kicked out? - Fuck hell! 584 00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,377 I got a new thing going on. 585 00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,114 Word from Wibby Turkle is that girl of yours 586 00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,352 is a powerful little bastard. 587 00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:05,256 So that's what this is all about. 588 00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:06,759 We can't have you and your Lucifreak 589 00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:09,197 grabbing up all the power for yourselves, now, can we? 590 00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,068 Boss feels that wouldn't be fair. 591 00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,640 Where is that Beelzebaby, B-T-dubs? 592 00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,744 When you find it, you better bring a fucking army! 593 00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,581 I'm talking tanks! Nukes! 594 00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:20,252 Golems that shoot lasers out of their dicks! 595 00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:23,158 Because Chrissy don't take shit from nobody! 596 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,630 She gets that from me. We're rebels. 597 00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,369 MICHAEL: How sweet. But heart to heart... 598 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,041 ALL: ♪ Time to cut out yours ♪ 599 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:34,180 [crackling] 600 00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,485 MICHAEL: [yelling] - See? 601 00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,188 What did I tell you? [cackles] 602 00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,560 Hey! Get that bitch! 603 00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,063 CREATURES: Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 604 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,902 ♪ ♪ 605 00:19:44,969 --> 00:19:47,206 [creatures screaming] 606 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,643 ♪ ♪ 607 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:52,216 [screaming] 608 00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,893 [screaming] 609 00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:58,062 [grunts] 610 00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:00,199 Hey, girl, it's time to die! 611 00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,036 CHRISSY: [screaming] 612 00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:06,879 Get away from my daughter! 613 00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:09,919 [dramatic music] 614 00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:16,899 ♪ ♪ 615 00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,847 [speaking language] 616 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,198 [electronic music] 617 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,167 Fuck this. 618 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,236 We outie. 619 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,806 This ain't over, Satan. 620 00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:40,212 Not by a long shot. 621 00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:43,385 ♪ ♪ 622 00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:50,801 Could a fossil go nuclear like that? 623 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,170 Fuck no. 624 00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:53,272 Hey, thanks for the save. 625 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,742 Yeah, back at you. 626 00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:55,811 You were right. 627 00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,113 This place blows chunks. 628 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,616 So, you've come around, huh? 629 00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,319 Finally see the wisdom of the Soul Hole? 630 00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:01,488 Oh, yeah, no, no, no. 631 00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:02,791 The Soul Hole's still a shit place 632 00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,562 fucked up beyond all imagination. 633 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:05,897 It's just not the worst place out there. 634 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,266 That's fair enough. 635 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,605 Come on, kiddo. Let's get out of here. 636 00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,590 Hey, Dad, what the angel said about you 637 00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,794 getting kicked out of hell, was that true? 638 00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:24,502 Is that why everyone now thinks you're a loser? 639 00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:27,941 Um, yeah, I guess. 640 00:21:28,008 --> 00:21:29,477 Pretty rock and roll. 641 00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaking of, you want to go mess with Phil Spector's soul? 642 00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:34,555 I know where it is. 643 00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:35,991 Yeah, I'd like that. 644 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:42,170 [dog barking] 645 00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:43,540 So how was your weekend? 646 00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,042 It was actually pretty good. 647 00:21:45,109 --> 00:21:46,278 Yeah? 648 00:21:46,344 --> 00:21:48,048 What'd you do, wipe out a fairy forest? 649 00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:50,854 Dad's not as two-dimensional as you think. 650 00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:53,827 Uh, okay. 651 00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:55,997 What'd that fucker say about me this time? 652 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,536 CHRISSY: Nothing. 653 00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:02,009 Well, that's right. 654 00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,580 He better not. [scoffs] 655 00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:09,190 Because if he did, I would say something to him that-- 656 00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:10,861 say something back, so... 657 00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,831 And he knows it. 658 00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,202 He knows he can't say shit. 659 00:22:15,269 --> 00:22:16,873 Got nothing to say to me. 660 00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,348 If he was like, "You're ugly," 661 00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,853 I'd be like... [blows raspberry] 662 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,424 "You are." 663 00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:30,165 Uh, whoa, is that a bird's nest? 664 00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,336 I didn't know they're--no. 665 00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:35,442 That's just a pile of sticks. 666 00:22:35,492 --> 00:22:40,042 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46439

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