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- Well, I've spent
the entire weekend
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watching a tape of
my A&E biography
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and I've realized
a number of things.
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- How many don't involve
your looks or your weight?
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- Four.
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- Or your hair.
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- One.
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- Make it quick.
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- Everything bad that's
happened in my life
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has had a direct
connection to men.
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- Huh, go on.
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- Well, I've spent all my energy
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pleasing husbands and boyfriends
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and having them please me,
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if you catch my drift.
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- Yeah.
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- I mean, who knows
what I might have become
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if I hadn't always
been side tracked.
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I could've been the
president or a scientist
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or at least mastered
multiplication
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and goes into.
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- I have a radical suggestion.
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Abstain from sex for awhile.
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- Well, thanks for listening.
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- Seriously, seriously,
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just think about giving up sex.
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- You know, my therapist
once suggested the same thing,
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but I thought that was just
his way of breaking up with me.
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- Now, a few years back
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I was going though
this confusing time
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and I decided to
give up sex for awhile.
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I mean, not to get all
new agey, but you know,
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suddenly I found
all this clarity.
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My life really came into focus.
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- Clarity, focus.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna do it.
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I'm gonna be celibate.
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- Hey, don't let that
discourage you, alright.
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That's only one
person's opinion.
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Nina?
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- Here's your problem.
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Port connection isn't
hooked up to your panties,
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your printer.
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- So, what is the big crisis?
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- The writer we hired to pose
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as a high school
student just called in sick.
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- What?
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We set aside 10 pages for this.
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- You know, as a backup...
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- We're not doing the
Sandra Day O'Connor piece.
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- But I've got
some hot new stuff.
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Do you know what the
other justices call her?
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Sandy.
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- Maya, no.
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All we have to do is find
someone who can pass
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for a high school kid.
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- Yeah, but where?
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- You said but where.
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No way.
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- Dennis, it's just one day.
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Stanley can fill in for you.
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- It's Kevin.
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- You don't look like a Kevin.
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- I know, I don't
feel like a Kevin.
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- Look, I'm not wasting my time
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hanging out with
a bunch of children.
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- Come on, Dennis, it'll be fun.
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You'll be undercover.
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- Yeah, it'll be easy.
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You just have to
hang out with the kids,
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find out what they think.
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I'll do all the writing.
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- Forget it.
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I hated high school
the first time around.
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I was too fragile
to play sports,
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never had a date,
never went to the prom.
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- You must've had friends.
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- Just a bunch of guys
that called me Denise
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and took my pants.
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- Dennis, I strongly
suggest you reconsider.
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- Jack, you really
think you can bully me
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into going back to high
school by taking my juice?
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- Whoops.
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Hey new guy.
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- Dammit.
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- Kevin, is the
radio on in here?
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- No.
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- I thought I heard singing.
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- I didn't hear anything.
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Just organizing.
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- You didn't hear that?
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- What?
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- Nothing.
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Well, okay, see you later.
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- Okay.
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- It is you.
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- It won't happen again.
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- No, no, it was so beautiful.
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- I have to go.
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- So sweet.
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Such sweets sounds
from such an odd bird.
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- Nina!
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- Miguel, what are
you doing in town?
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- I have a two day layover.
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Layover.
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- My goodness.
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- Can we go back to
my hotel for a drink?
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I'm in the mood for Nina-colada.
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- If anyone needs
me I'll be in ecstasy.
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- Nina, Nina, can I talk to you?
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- Can you hold on
for just one moment?
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- I am in an erotic
holding pattern.
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- What about our conversation?
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You know, focus,
clarity, no sex.
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- But the only thing Miguel
and I have in common
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is sex.
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- Nina, this is
the perfect test,
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a chance to prove you
can take control of your life.
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I'll be right here
if you need me.
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- Miguel, I'm sorry,
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but I'm afraid I can't
go back to your hotel.
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I've decided to become celibate.
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- Congratulations.
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I look forward to making
love to the new you.
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- No, no, no, I'm serious.
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- She plays hard to get, no?
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Well, when I come back,
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I will turn up the
heat from uno to ocho.
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- What airline do you work for?
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- So, we have a little
initiation ritual here
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to welcome all of
our new students.
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- Right.
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- So we'll be
needing your pants.
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- Oh, here we go.
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- Hey guys.
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Hi, Krissy.
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- Hey, Krissy.
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- Mark, what are you doing?
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- I'm getting new guys pants.
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- How many pairs of
tiny pants do you need?
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Heads up, it's Mr. Peters.
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- What's this little
congregation?
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Mark, aren't you supposed to be
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in my English class right now?
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And you, no drinking
in the hallway.
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- Hey, that's mine.
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- Well, now it's mine.
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- Well, now it's mine.
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- What's you name, young man?
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- D Finch.
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- And the D stands for?
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- D-Cup, 'cause that's
the way I like my ladies.
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- Well as of today, D
stands for detention.
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- Are you sure D
doesn't stand for dance.
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- Oh very clever.
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That'll look very nice on
your permanent record.
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- Oh no, not my
permanent record.
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Then I can't be
an English teacher
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and wear a powerful
high energy sweater vest.
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- Hey, watch it.
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- Let me guess, you
took the teaching gig
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so you'd have time to
write a serious novel.
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- That's enough.
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- Now 15 years later,
it's still not finished
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and you won't
show it to your wife
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because it's not any good.
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- It's a work in progress.
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- You smoked him, man.
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- Dude touched my juice.
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- I'm telling you, he has
an incredible singing voice.
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- Kevin, the mail guy?
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- He creeps me out.
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Have you noticed how he walks?
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His arms don't move.
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- Believe me, no one
is more uncomfortable
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around Kevin than I am,
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but you gotta hear him sing.
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Kevin!
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Wait'll you hear him.
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- Yeah?
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- Kevin, I was just telling them
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what a beautiful voice you have.
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- What do you mean?
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- The way you
were singing earlier.
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- I don't sing.
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- Of course you do.
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Now come on, sing something.
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- I'm afraid you're mistaken.
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- Well done, dad.
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I almost believed you.
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- I'm telling you,
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he has the voice of an angel.
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- Uh huh and a basement
full of hitchhikers.
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- Don't ever do that again!
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- But I thought you...
- Ever!
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So you have some messages.
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- So why did you get
kicked out of your old school?
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- Well, I borrowed
the principal's car
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for a little trip to Vegas.
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With his wife.
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- Cool.
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- Hey, D-Cup, we're
gonna go tell the guys
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what you said to
Mr. Kowalski in gym class.
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- Yeah, D, say it again.
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- All right,
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you climb the rope.
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- Awesome, simply awesome.
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- Well, I gotta
hand it to you, D,
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everyone's talking about you.
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- Well, that's the way it is.
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- I think you're full of it.
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- What do you mean?
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- Pretending you
don't care about school
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or teachers or your
permanent record.
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I'm not buying into your act.
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- Really?
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Maybe I'm not buying into yours.
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- I don't have an act.
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- Oh, I think you do,
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in your costume, playing
the part of little Miss Popular,
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but secretly you're terrified
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if you let your guard down
no one will like the real you.
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- You know, your
little mind games
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may work on
Mr. Peters, but not me.
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I don't have any secrets.
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I'm not hiding anything.
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- Good for you.
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By the way, nice nose job.
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- Shut up D bag.
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- Ocho.
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- Oh my god.
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- Is this not the office
of Nina Van Horn?
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- Uh, no.
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- Could you send her in?
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- Sure, yes.
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Nina,
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your boyfriend is
sitting behind my desk,
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naked, smoking a cigar.
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- That is so romantic.
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- Nina, it's not romantic.
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It's not even hygienic.
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- Not to mention,
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this is supposed to be a
smoke free environment.
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- Elliot, what am I gonna do?
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- Let's go get a cup of coffee.
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- You're right,
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remove myself from temptation.
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Good idea.
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I'll just get Miguel's order.
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- Hey, there you are.
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How'd it go?
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- Unbelievable.
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I was a god.
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It was like a dream come true.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what about your research?
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- My what?
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- For the article, your notes.
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- Oh yeah, tons of them,
lots of stuff happening.
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I'll type it up tomorrow.
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- Oh, give me a taste.
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What do today's high
school boys think about girls?
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- Ah, they like them.
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- That's it?
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- Especially the
complex brainy ones
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that work on the school paper.
267
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:52,488
- I knew it.
268
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,060
Because we're
inquisitive and literate
269
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,416
and that's sexy.
270
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,433
- D?
271
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,169
- Krissy, what are
you doing here?
272
00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:07,737
- You know I followed you.
273
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,671
- I do?
274
00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:09,906
- Come on, you tried to ditch me
275
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,675
by going in that
creepy porn shop.
276
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:14,099
- Oh yeah, right.
277
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,081
- So, what are you doing here?
278
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,016
- After school job.
279
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,417
It's kinda lame, but
they give me time off
280
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,886
to tour with my band.
281
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,855
Why'd you follow me?
282
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:30,492
- Because no one ever
talked to me like you did.
283
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:33,162
- Yeah, listen, I didn't mean
to get all Road Rules on you.
284
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,563
- No, no, no, no, no.
285
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,832
It was more than Road Rules,
286
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,566
I mean, it was The
Real World Hawaii.
287
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:42,371
And that's exactly the
medicine I needed, D.
288
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,796
- Sometimes, D is for doctor.
289
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,110
- You are so finchy.
290
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,377
- Finchy?
291
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,511
- Yeah, it's a new
word at school.
292
00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:50,535
- Really?
293
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,807
Well, you're pretty
finchified yourself.
294
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,210
- That is so sweet.
295
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,859
Okay, here goes.
296
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:03,883
D-Cup,
297
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,932
will you go with me to the prom?
298
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,200
- The prom?
299
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,601
- I know, I know, it'll
probably be really lame
300
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,870
and everyone will be
fawning all over you
301
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,773
and be voted king
and queen, but.
302
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:17,606
Are you crying?
303
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,440
- No.
304
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,790
- Hey, you look fancy.
305
00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:34,623
Where're you going?
306
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,892
- To the prom.
307
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,426
- Finch, that's so great.
308
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:38,694
I so appreciate you
going the extra mile
309
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:39,962
for this article.
310
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,052
- No problem.
311
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,499
- What's that?
312
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,201
- Corsage for my date.
313
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,170
- You're taking a girl?
314
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,238
- Oh, not just any girl,
the head cheerleader
315
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,661
and she asked me.
316
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:55,812
- Finch, you can't
do this, it's wrong.
317
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:59,481
- Wrong, how in your
twisted mind is this wrong?
318
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,383
- You're a 33 year old
man going on a date
319
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,885
with a high school cheerleader.
320
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,687
- Head cheerleader,
top of the pyramid.
321
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,523
- Oh, bitchin'.
322
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,625
- First of all, no one
says bitchin' anymore.
323
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,227
Secondly, it is bitchin'.
324
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,461
I get to go back to
high school again
325
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,096
and this time
I'm doing it right.
326
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,866
- This is so sad.
327
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,735
- Sad, you know what's sad?
328
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,871
Soon all my new friends
will be going off to college.
329
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,777
- Nina.
330
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,246
- Miguel.
331
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,181
- I must leave this afternoon.
332
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:36,374
This is our last chance to
couple as God has intended.
333
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,787
- Oh dear.
334
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:39,889
- Listen, pal.
335
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,691
- Oh now that's just sexy.
336
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,095
- Nina, I cannot take
off until we've made love.
337
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,031
It's part of my
preflight check list.
338
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,432
- Be strong.
339
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,934
- Your husband's
starting to annoy me.
340
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,327
Let me just kiss your neck.
341
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,876
If you feel nothing, I will go.
342
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,676
Yes?
343
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,477
- No.
344
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,145
- Yes, it's all right.
345
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:06,771
I'm clear, I'm focused
and I am in control.
346
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:24,689
Nothing.
347
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,570
- Very well.
348
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,274
I will pick up a chick
at the duty free shop.
349
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,542
I will have sex and tax
free cigarettes to boot.
350
00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:38,381
- I'm very proud of you.
351
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,516
You've made great progress.
352
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,984
Come on, I'll buy you a drink.
353
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,085
- I can't.
354
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,353
- Why not?
355
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,754
- Because if I move
I'll have an orgasm.
356
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,068
- Mr. Gallo?
357
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,858
- I have mace in here.
358
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:06,642
- I just wanted to apologize
for yelling at you yesterday.
359
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,232
- Apology accepted.
360
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,670
Kevin, wait.
361
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:16,152
I have to ask, you have
the most beautiful voice
362
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:20,345
I've ever heard, why don't
you let others enjoy it?
363
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,714
- I did once, but I got hurt.
364
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,364
- Was it a girl?
365
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,166
- Yeah, from back home.
366
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,367
- Where's home?
367
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,668
- Jupiter.
368
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,138
Jupiter, Florida.
369
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,163
- Oh, of course,
grapefruit country.
370
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,412
You don't want
to sing for others,
371
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,948
that's your business,
but I just want you to know
372
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,473
how moved I was by your voice.
373
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,122
It reminded me of the
last time my father took me
374
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,390
to Carnegie Hall.
375
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,759
I was 12 and there
was a tenor there
376
00:16:57,783 --> 00:17:01,263
with a voice as
beautiful as yours.
377
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:05,056
I guess the memories
just came flooding back.
378
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,059
Anyway, goodnight, Kevin.
379
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,568
♪ Oh Danny boy
380
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:23,441
♪ The pipes the
pipes are calling
381
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:30,014
♪ From glen to glen
382
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:35,586
♪ And down the mountainside
383
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,713
- Oh my god, look
at the decorations.
384
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,948
Look at the lights.
385
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,084
It's like something
out of Cinderella.
386
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,520
- Seriously, how lame is this?
387
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:01,223
- Oh yeah, that's totally
lame, very unfinchy.
388
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,359
Would you like to dance?
389
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:06,095
Right here, in
front of everyone.
390
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,896
- D, you make me
feel like a princess.
391
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,498
- Ditto times two.
392
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,102
- So later on, some of the gang
393
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,136
are gonna grab some champagne
394
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,337
and head up to the lake.
395
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,705
- The lake?
396
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:17,806
Oh, there's a lake.
397
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,941
There's always a lake.
398
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:21,009
The lake is perfect.
399
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,578
- Cool, 'cause that's
where I'm gonna tell you
400
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,602
I love you.
401
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:28,084
- What, wait, you love me?
402
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:30,286
- Shh, not 'til the lake.
403
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,189
- Listen, Krissy, I
understand you're hot for me.
404
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,814
I'm totally rockin',
but you don't love me.
405
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,429
I mean, that's just the
lights and the music
406
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,121
and the after shower body spray.
407
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,468
- No, it's not.
408
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,835
It's me cutting through the bull
409
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,137
and getting to what's real.
410
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:49,738
You taught me that.
411
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,307
- You've only known
me for one day.
412
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,575
- Look, I know it
may seem crazy,
413
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,477
but I know how I feel.
414
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:57,012
I have totally fallen
in love with you
415
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:59,215
and nothing you can
say can change that.
416
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,239
- Oh Krissy.
417
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,175
I'm 33 years old.
418
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,390
I know that might
be cool to your gang.
419
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:09,391
- Ew!
420
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,826
- Let me explain.
421
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:11,660
- Ew!
422
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,795
- No, I'm...
- Ew, ew, ew, ew!
423
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,819
D-Cup is 33.
424
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,434
The old guy totally wanted
to perv on me at the lake.
425
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,068
- No, no she's kidding.
426
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,803
It's a big joke.
427
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,940
Dude, it's D-Cup
talking, it's finchified, man.
428
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,109
I'm keeping it real
with the finchiness.
429
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,687
Nina, what are you doing here?
430
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,988
Just thinking.
431
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,591
Ha ha, good one.
432
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,182
- Hey, why the tux?
433
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,662
- I was at the prom.
434
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,118
- Yeah, good one.
435
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,067
Well, I've had a great day.
436
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,403
Seized control of my life.
437
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,937
I looked into the
navel of the beast
438
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,474
and I said no, gracias.
439
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,078
- I had a chance to
definch a cheerleader,
440
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,614
possibly in a paddle boat.
441
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,284
And I, too, said no, gracias.
442
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,652
- Mine was Spanish.
443
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,487
- Ah, mine took Spanish.
444
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:16,559
I guess you can't
be a kid again.
445
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,916
- Oh god, remember back when
446
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,865
just holding hands
meant everything.
447
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,867
- Or sitting close.
448
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,070
- Or a longing look.
449
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,038
- Or having your knees touch.
450
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:33,001
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
451
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:36,872
♪ Keeps bringing me home
452
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,975
♪ It don't matter
what I wanna do
453
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:44,168
♪ 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
454
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:50,608
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
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