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- You have the
most adorable ear.
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- Come on, we're not
supposed to do this at work.
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- Sorry, you're right
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- No, wait.
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I mean, that's why it's exciting
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It's forbidden.
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Aww
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Oh, that's more like it.
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Hey, why don't we
sneak into the studio?
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- Elliot might be in there.
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- Finch!
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Finch!
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- Maya!
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- Finch, you are sick.
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Nina, you should take him to
one of your sexaholic meetings.
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- Sexaholic.
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Wait, you like go
to those meeting?
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Wait, they really
have those meeting...
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Wait, are there other
women at these meetings?
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- First, I only go because
my new boyfriend
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is the therapist
who runs the group.
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I mean, it's not like
I have a problem.
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Although, having
constant sex with him
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really helps my self
esteem, at least for a while.
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Then, of course,
the darkness returns.
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Any-who.
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- Hey, that sounds
like a great cause.
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Maybe I should
volunteer my time.
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You know, give something back.
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- Ha!
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Forget about it.
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- Come on, take me there.
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I can make coffee, answer
phones, organize a lotion cart.
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- No way.
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- Take me.
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- No.
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- Take me, take me, take me!
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- Oh God, now you
sound like one of them.
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- Good people of
Blush, gather 'round.
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Dennis has an
announcement to make, Dennis
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- Okay, due to a slow
down in the economy,
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the following
people will be laid off.
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- No.
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Nothing to worry about, folks.
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That's next Tuesday's, Finch.
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The cookies.
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- Yes.
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As you know, Jack's
lovely daughter, Hannah,
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attends the Woodbridge
Academy; and again this year we will
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be selling cookies to
raise money for the school.
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- Of course, buying cookies
is completely voluntary,
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so no pressure, Dennis.
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- Everyone here starts off
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with a little sad face
next to their name.
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But once you buy five
boxes of cookies, presto,
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it turns into a smiley face.
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- Now this chart is for
bookkeeping purposes only.
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I'll hardly even notice it.
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Eye level, please.
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Yeah.
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- Jack, your story of
the suffering children
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has touched my heart.
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Please allow me to
be the first to contribute.
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Will you take a check?
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- Dennis.
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- Uh, cash for you, deadbeat.
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- Can you put it
on my phone bill?
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- No.
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- Well, anyway, it
really touched my heart.
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- I'm sorry, but I think
this whole thing is wrong.
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- What's the problem, pumpkin?
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- I'll tell you what
the problem is,
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you're bullying your
staff into buying cookies.
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- Come on.
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Nobody's bullying anybody.
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- Dad, a chart with
everyone's names?
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Frowny faces, happy smiles?
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It's pure intimidation.
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- That's absurd.
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Who here thinks
I'm intimidating?
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Well, answer me!
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- Hi, I'd like to order
a custom teddy bear.
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It's a present for
someone special.
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Okay, it has to be
holding a camera.
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Oh, and is it possible
that it could be bald?
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Oh, call you back.
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Hi sweetie.
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- Hi.
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- Hi what?
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- Um, hi there.
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- Sweetie, that's what
we call each other.
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- Ah, see I didn't know that.
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- I didn't know that...
- Sweetie.
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- There you go.
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- So what was the last
time you had a boyfriend?
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- You mean a
boyfriend, boyfriend?
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- Never mind.
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- Oh, um, I thought
we would have dinner
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with my friend
Donna tomorrow night.
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Is that okay?
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- Oh, sure.
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Isn't Donna the one you
went to Cancun with last year?
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- Yeah, until she
dumped me all week
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for some guy she
picked up and left me
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with no partner
for the talent show.
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I had to do "Who's
on First," all by myself.
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- We're having dinner
with her because...
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- Because she broke
up with her boyfriend.
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- Ah, poor thing.
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So I guess we'll make
out in front of her.
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- Oh yeah.
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You can even grope a little.
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Delivery, open up.
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- Hi.
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- Alright Elliot, here you go;
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six boxes of
Choco-latta Bang Bangs.
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- Great.
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- If I could just get
you to sign here,
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we'll get that frown
turned upside-down for you.
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- Why don't you stick around,
we'll crack open a box?
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- I'd love too, pal, I got a
few more stops to make.
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Pink one's yours.
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You guys have a good one, now.
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- Thanks.
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- You know, Elliot,
I'm not buying cookies.
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- Huh?
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Oh, yeah, I heard about
your intimidation speech.
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Good for you, Maya.
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- I was thinking good for us.
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- What do you mean?
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- I mean we're a team
now, me and you, right?
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- So nobody on the team
gets to eat the cookies?
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- No, it's not
about the cookies,
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it's about my father
making people throw cash
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at a school for rich kids.
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Do you know what
they're raising money for?
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A new chandelier
for the dining hall.
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A new chandelier!
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- That's terrible!
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- I know it seems
like a little thing,
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but it's really important to
me, and it would mean a lot
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if you would back
me up; as my sweetie.
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- Okay.
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I kind of really
like the cookies,
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if that counts for anything.
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- Yeah, it doesn't.
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- The thing to remember is,
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it's not wrong to
have sexual desires.
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- That's him, that's my guy.
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- But we have to
express those desires
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at appropriate times and places.
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Where was I?
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Anyway, let's hear
from the group.
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- My apartment's
four blocks away.
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- What's wrong with right here?
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- Well, I guess I'd
like to say something.
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- That's weird, she
sounds like my ex-wife.
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- Hi, my name is Adrienne,
and I'm a sex addict.
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Hi Adrienne.
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- Oh my God!
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- Wow, it even looks like her.
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- It is her, moron.
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- The thing is I
have this fantasy,
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and I can't get it
out of my head.
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It's kind of becoming
like an obsession.
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I'm sorry, this
isn't easy for me.
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- Please, take your time.
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We're all here for you.
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- Well, it sounds really silly.
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See, in my fantasy, there's a
man dressed like a buccaneer.
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He slips into my bedroom
where I'm wearing a skimpy nighty,
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we tear off each other's
clothes, and have sweaty,
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passionate sex over
and over and over.
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Not helping.
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- Sir, please.
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- I can't get it out of my mind.
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I don't know what to do.
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- Sometimes fantasies
reflect our inner conflicts.
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Who do you suppose
the buccaneer represents?
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- Well, that's the wildest part.
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I know exactly who it is.
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- It's a pirate, she just said.
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- Shh.
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- It's my ex-husband.
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- Madam, please.
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- I can't believe
Adrienne's a sex addict.
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- You never saw the signs
when you were married?
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- No.
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I mean sure, we had sex,
but she was never that into it.
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You know, sometimes she
even pretended to be asleep.
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Which, of course,
made it even hotter.
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- So when are you gonna do it?
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- Do what?
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- Do what?
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Dress up as Blackbeard,
sneak into her apartment,
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and fulfill her fantasy.
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- Look, we all have fantasies.
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I have one where I think
Jack is my real father,
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and I get to eat
dinner at his house.
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Do I really want it to happen?
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No, I have my own stupid father.
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- Don't you want to
get Adrienne back?
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- I'll do it my own way;
psychic mind messages.
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- Look, nothing
captures a woman's heart
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like a grand romantic gesture.
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I remember once
my second husband
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was out of town on business,
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so I paid a surprise visit
to my friend Lauren Hutton.
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So I ring the bell, and who
answers the door but my husband,
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stark naked, with
a rose in his teeth.
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How he knew I'd drop by,
I will never know, I just...
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- Uh, I think I'll
explain that one later.
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- Dennis.
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- Holy crap.
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- Hi Nina.
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- Hello, dear.
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- Why are you here?
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- Well I'm doing a
shoot here tomorrow,
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and I don't want it to be
weird, so I thought I would just,
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you know, stop by
first and say hello.
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- Oh, well, you two probably
want to talk in pirate...
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Private.
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- It's been a while.
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- Yeah.
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- For you, too?
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Oh, yeah, right.
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- So what's new?
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- Not much, grew
a quarter of an inch.
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Doctors are baffled.
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You?
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- I don't know.
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I got new drapes.
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- Oh, nice.
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- Oh, and I might be in a movie.
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- Wow, so much is
happening to the both of us.
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You with your movie,
me with my growth spurt.
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It's like all of our
fantasies are coming true.
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Or are they?
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- What are you doing?
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- Cookie?
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- Anyway, they
need me for a fitting.
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You know, I keep thinking we
should get together some time.
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- Really?
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- Yeah, I mean I kinda miss
how you used to crack me up.
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Like that silly
humping thing you did
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when you thought I was asleep.
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- That was good.
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We had some fun times.
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That's good stuff.
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- She wants you.
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- I think she might.
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- Might?
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God, first she
fantasizes about you,
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then she drops by to say hello.
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Now she wants to get together?
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- Okay, okay, well what do I do?
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- Okay, okay;
first thing's first.
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Where are we gonna
find you a pirate costume?
259
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:12,772
- My closet.
260
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:17,620
I have one left over from
my figure skating days.
261
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,979
Although, should I
snip off the tassles?
262
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,797
- Elliot, there you are.
263
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,398
I just got an extra shipment
264
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:33,169
of semi-sweet
Choco-latta Bang Bangs.
265
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,305
Can I put you down
for, say 10 more boxes?
266
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:37,840
- Sorry, Jack, I don't think so.
267
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,409
In fact, I need to return
the ones I already bought.
268
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,078
- But you love these cookies.
269
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,781
- It's just that Maya
and I were talking, and...
270
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,683
- Oh, now I get it.
271
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,918
- No, no, no, no, no;
this was my decision.
272
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,175
- I understand.
273
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,057
Too bad, though.
274
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,325
They're even better this year.
275
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,160
- Really?
276
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,695
- Mmm hmm,
277
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:03,199
I think they put something in
them to boost the bang bang.
278
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,489
Oh, here it is; more sugar.
279
00:12:07,761 --> 00:12:08,761
Try one.
280
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,674
- No, no thanks.
281
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,442
- Right, wouldn't
want to get in trouble.
282
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,112
- I wouldn't get in trouble,
it's just that Maya and I;
283
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,980
we're a team now.
284
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,604
- I'm only teasing.
285
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,518
- What are you doing?
286
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,653
- It had a hairline crack.
287
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,922
I have such an abundance,
288
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:29,192
I don't have to eat
any that aren't perfect.
289
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,314
Chipped edge.
290
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,986
So, on this team;
are you the bitch?
291
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,338
- What the hell does that mean?
292
00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,873
- Nothing.
293
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:47,110
I wish I were man enough to
do exactly what my wife told me,
294
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:50,813
but I'm not, so I'm stuck
with doing what I want.
295
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,314
Oh well.
296
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,017
- You don't think
I do what I want?
297
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,976
- Didn't you hear
my bitch comment?
298
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,879
- I do what I want.
299
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,132
- So Donna, my sweetie and I
300
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:12,001
are so looking forward
to seeing you and...
301
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,025
- Maya,
302
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,438
I can do what I want.
303
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,896
- Donna, hold on.
304
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,611
You know what I want?
305
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,981
I want to take you
to my apartment,
306
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,083
rip off all of your clothes,
307
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,886
pour warm honey
all over your body,
308
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,575
and lick it off inch
309
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:34,446
by inch.
310
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,659
- Jack.
311
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,006
- Meow.
312
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,168
- Right, thank you.
313
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,570
- Aaargh!
314
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:36,575
Yar!
315
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,013
Yar?
316
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,148
Stupid Nina, idiot.
317
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,365
So what time do
you have to get up tomorrow?
318
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,556
Actually,
I can sleep in.
319
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,006
- Great, why don't
you do it on top of me?
320
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:57,940
- Oh Steve.
321
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,212
Hey, did you
leave the lights on?
322
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,914
- I don't think so.
323
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,038
- It's such a nice night.
324
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,352
- Oh, I forgot to tell you.
325
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,519
Funniest thing happened today
326
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,421
while we were
raiding this crack den.
327
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,623
Turns out we broke
into the wrong house.
328
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,359
- Oh my God, not again.
329
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,527
- I know; bitch slapped
this guy half dead
330
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,997
before we finally
figured it out.
331
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:21,931
- Steve.
332
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,188
- Eh, what are you gonna do?
333
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,025
Door's stuck.
334
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,839
- Hey, have you
seen my slippers?
335
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,696
- Maybe under the bed?
336
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,947
- Nothing there.
337
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,548
- Anyway, knocking the
door down, I don't know,
338
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,151
I kinda threw my shoulder out.
339
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,786
Is there any chance I could get
340
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,389
one of your special back rubs?
341
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:48,657
- Oh yeah, I have
massage oil in the bathroom.
342
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,558
- Thanks, honey.
343
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:50,582
- Ooh.
344
00:15:55,888 --> 00:16:00,236
Alright, now let me just
find something to slip into.
345
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,637
Oh my God!
346
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,871
- What?
347
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,796
- I thought I left
this in Jamaica.
348
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,632
- Wow, that is hot.
349
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,081
- Oh, maybe I should
slip into it right now.
350
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,054
- Maybe you should take it
351
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,521
to one of your
sexaholic meetings.
352
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,557
- Those people are so weird.
353
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,292
I know it's great
research for the movie,
354
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,927
but pretending to
have an obsession
355
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:27,229
is starting to creep me out.
356
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,534
- What the hell was that?
357
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,402
- What was what?
358
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,037
Steve, you are so jumpy.
359
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:36,405
You need to relax.
360
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,573
- I know, I know.
361
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,597
I'm sorry.
362
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,052
Who's that?
363
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,513
- Jack, I've got cash.
364
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,281
How many boxes will this buy.
365
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,116
- What is this?
366
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,317
- A rolled up hundred.
367
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:24,586
I found it in my
hollowed out Bible.
368
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,110
- Praise the Lord.
369
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,731
Nearly perfect, Maya.
370
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:39,635
Happy faces everywhere,
except for one frowny face,
371
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,159
and one sissy boy.
372
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,140
- Sissy boy?
373
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,841
At least he stood up to you.
374
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,676
Take another look
at that chart, dad.
375
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,545
It shows that there's
only one man in this office
376
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,780
with the courage to
stick to his convictions,
377
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,918
to do what's right, to act
with dignity and self-respect.
378
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,019
- If you say so.
379
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,209
- I do say so.
380
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:03,982
Elliot.
381
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,462
- It's okay, I didn't buy 'em.
382
00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,553
They're from the garbage.
383
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,535
- Alright, we'll take one box.
384
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,559
- Mmm.
385
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,913
- So, did you sail
the high seas?
386
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,183
- Shut up, I'm never
gonna listen to you again.
387
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,417
- What happened?
388
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,052
- She brought home
her crazy cop boyfriend,
389
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,320
that's what happened.
390
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,921
- Ooh, and did you
keep an open mind?
391
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,824
- I could have gone to
jail, I almost got killed.
392
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,659
Plus my hat is in tatters.
393
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,860
- I can fix that.
394
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,296
- I doubt it, it's
not on a seam.
395
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,131
- Look, the important thing
396
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:44,467
is that you just put
all of this behind you.
397
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,301
- Dennis!
398
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,768
- If you can.
399
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,405
- What the hell were
you doing last night?
400
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,239
- Um.
401
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,740
- He was with me.
402
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:52,575
- Where?
403
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,276
- Alright, Finch did it.
404
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,211
He's a madman.
405
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,946
I begged him not to, but...
- Nina!
406
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,717
- I mean, he was at
my house having dinner.
407
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,508
That was a close one.
408
00:19:07,913 --> 00:19:09,992
- I don't know what
you're talking about.
409
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,761
- I see, then how
do you explain this?
410
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:14,663
A dry cleaning ticket
for one pirate cape
411
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,454
with your name on it.
412
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,569
- Hey, I love your new drapes.
413
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,138
- Dennis, I can't believe you.
414
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,340
How did you know about
that pirate thing, anyway?
415
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,476
Are you stalking
me, you little pervert?
416
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,844
- Pervert?
417
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,246
How dare you.
418
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:33,315
I was at that meeting to
prey on desperate women.
419
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,583
- How dare me?
420
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,885
How dare you, you
hid in my bedroom.
421
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,356
- How dare you, invoking my
name in your crazy fantasies
422
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,792
without my expressed
written permission.
423
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,661
- That's the lamest
thing I ever heard.
424
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,595
- Yeah?
425
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,697
Well, stick around, baby.
426
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,399
- You've gone too far this time.
427
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,168
I'm calling Steve.
428
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,336
- You have no proof,
he can't arrest me.
429
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,705
- He can break your legs
and dump you in an alley.
430
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,939
- I hope he does,
431
00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:01,432
'cause I'll sue the city
and be a millionaire.
432
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,145
- Dennis.
433
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:03,979
- How dare you!
434
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,169
- Just listen.
435
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,018
I know what you were
trying to do last night,
436
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,923
but there is no chance of us
getting back together again.
437
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,792
- Yeah, I know.
438
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,827
I just miss you, you know?
439
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,285
And I think about you, and...
440
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,433
Never mind, I'm sorry.
441
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,034
- Well, you should be.
442
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,269
- Well, I am.
443
00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:29,993
Do you think we
can still be friends?
444
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,408
- Well, if you promise to never,
445
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,411
never do something
like that again.
446
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,435
- I promise.
447
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:38,970
Hug?
448
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,952
This feels so right.
449
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,754
It can't be over.
450
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,256
Some day we'll
look back and know
451
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,526
this is the moment when
our romance really started.
452
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:54,719
Ooh,
Choco-latta Bang Bangs.
453
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:05,341
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
454
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:09,177
♪ Keeps bringing me home
455
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:13,949
♪ It don't matter what
I'm gonna do, 'cause
456
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,808
♪ It's got a mind of it's own
457
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:22,980
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
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