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- Hey, what's with the outfit?
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- We're doing a
lover's lane shoot.
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- Based on your idea, Maya.
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Women in the '50s.
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- No, my idea was for a
story about women in their 50s.
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- Well that's just distasteful.
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- So did Elliot pick Kaylene
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to be in the lover's lane shoot?
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- Well, he's been jitterbuggering
her for a while now.
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What do you think?
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- I don't.
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I mean, I do think
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I just don't think about them.
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I mean, who does?
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I mean, really, who cares?
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- Nice cover, very smooth.
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I can't tell that you like him.
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So what about this
idea for a photo spread?
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Women in really,
really, really high heels.
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And naturally they're
tickling each other.
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What if they're in their 50s?
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- Hey, Jack.
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- Elliot.
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- Hi, cutie, that looks great.
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That looks great.
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- Big news, I got
offered a residency
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at Los Angeles
Children's Hospital.
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- Los Angeles, wow that's
great, but it's so far away.
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- Which is why I turned it down.
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- Really?
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- I want to work in
New York so we can,
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you know, be together.
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- Wow, I don't know what to say.
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You're so sweet.
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- No, you are.
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- Aw.
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Okay, now it's getting awkward.
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I really should've walked away.
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First I said aw, then
it got a little awkward,
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then I realized I should've
just walked away.
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- What a story.
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I like the middle part where
you were feeling awkward.
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- Okay, Dad, I just booked
my tickets for my vacation.
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I'm leaving next Monday
for two whole weeks.
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- Hey, why does she get two
weeks when I only get one?
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- Because last year you
took 87 personal days.
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- So dear, where
are you going to?
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- It's a group bicycle
tour of Provence.
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- Ah, France, you'll love it.
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The quaint villages,
the friendly people.
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Don't tell them you're
a quarter Jewish.
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- You know, I
dated a cyclist once.
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Well, he rode a unicycle.
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Well, his bear did.
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Well, it actually
wasn't his bear.
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I'm done.
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- I hear these group tours
are a great way for singles
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to get together, so Maya
I have my fingers crossed.
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- Well, uncross them.
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It's a group of women cyclists.
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- All women?
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What do you do
if you get a flat?
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- What?
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- Maya, you go to a place
like Provence for romance,
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not to exercise
with other girls.
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- Oh, don't be silly,
it's gonna be great.
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We'll do 80 kilometers
a day, see art,
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experience local custom.
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Then at night, we'll
sit around the campfire
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and just talk, I
mean really talk.
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Then we'll sleep hard
because we rode hard in France.
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I'm so stoked!
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- What's wrong with her?
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Has she given up on men?
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It's like she's
throwing in the towel.
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- Yeah, into the
women's locker room.
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- What does that mean?
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- Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I'm just saying she's a lesbian.
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- Maya's not gay,
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but at this rate she's
gonna be an old maid.
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- Listen, do you wanna fix
her up with some of the men
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I'm finished with?
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- No, thank you.
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But it's time I did something.
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I mean, before you know it
she's gonna be middle-aged,
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living alone, no man to come
home to, no children to hug.
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- Oh, Finch, that is
some serious biking gear.
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Are you really gonna
let me borrow it?
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- Yes, if you
promise to be careful.
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- I promise, and I'm
gonna bring you back
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something really special.
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- Yes, you will.
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You will go to a small
dark shop in an alley
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off Rue de Sezac in Marseille.
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You will give this note
to a man named Bobo.
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He will give you a package.
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You will not open it,
you will not get it wet,
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you will bring it back to me.
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- Couldn't I just get
you some cheese?
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- Oh, it is cheese.
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It's amazing.
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Check this out.
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Solar signaling mirror.
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Self-inflating
bicycle inner tube.
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Bell.
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Check this out.
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- Oh, what is it?
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- Guess.
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- Socks?
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- It's a tent.
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Sleeps four.
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Had some wild
times in this baby.
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Ain't no rules
out in the jungle.
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- I'm not sure
she'll go for this.
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- It's all in the presentation.
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Maya?
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A notion just
popped into my head.
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Pop, apropos of nothing.
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What would you say
if I said dating service?
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- That is a great idea.
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- Oh, thank God.
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- It could be a
series of articles.
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How it's the perfect solution
for the busy professional.
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How it doesn't have
the stigma that it used to.
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- No, no, no, no dear.
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We meant a dating
service for you.
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- Me?
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Those things are for losers.
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- Maya, it's a
high-class service.
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Even their ads are done
in that diploma handwriting.
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- Oh God, how could
you insult me like this?
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- It's not insulting, it's
just a helping hand.
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It breaks my heart to see
you alone and unhappy.
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- Dad, alone and unhappy
are not the same thing.
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I'm very happy.
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Please, mind your own business.
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- Maya, you'll catch
more lesbians with honey.
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- Hey, Elliot.
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- Hey.
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- What's the name of
that restaurant in Paris
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you loved so much?
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- Le something.
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- Thank you, that's so helpful.
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- Man, I would
love to go to France.
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- Oh, I know, it's
gonna be great.
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Cheese and bicycles
and nobody meddling.
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- Yeah, no meddling,
no meddling.
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- Hey, Elliot, what's wrong?
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- Nothing's wrong,
everything's right.
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Kaylene is changing
her life for me.
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- You look all clammy.
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- Aren't you listening?
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Kaylene is changing
her life for me.
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She's gonna want
me to change my life,
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and I don't want to.
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I love my life.
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I love sleeping on the diagonal.
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I love having a room
just for my berets.
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- Hey, you don't
have to convince me.
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Being single rocks.
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- Yes, it rocks.
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- No one to tell you what to do.
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- You can do whatever you want.
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- Whenever you want.
- Whoever you want.
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- This is wrong.
- Wrong.
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- We've tried this before.
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- We always talk
about how wrong it is.
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- Yes, I'm not saying
there isn't chemistry.
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- Because clearly
there is, you know.
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- But still...
- Exactly, you know.
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I gotta, you know.
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- I should.
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- Alright, well you
know, have a nice day.
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- Did the dating service
say what the guy looks like?
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- No, it could be anyone.
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- Let's try him.
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Carl?
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- Yes?
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- We've been very
anxious to meet you.
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- Very anxious.
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- I must've checked the
wrong box on my application.
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- No, no.
- No, no.
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- No, no, you're here
to meet Maya Gallo,
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and we're her advance team.
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Oh, oh
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- This is Nina Van Horn.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- And I'm Jack
Gallo, Maya's father.
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- Oh, well instead of flowers,
I should've brought a pig.
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I'm a student of world cultures,
and in the Solomon Islands
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one would bring the
girl's father a pig or pigs
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depending on her quality.
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I'm sure Maya's a 20-pig woman.
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Of course if it doesn't work
out, you owe me a goat.
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- He's perfect for her.
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- So what's Maya like?
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I know from her profile
that she's really smart
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and a hater of evil.
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- I was in a hurry, and I didn't
know what her hobbies were.
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- Anyway, yes Maya
is a hater of evil,
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and she's very well-read.
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- Entire books, big ones.
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- And she's concerned with
the environment, politics,
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but what I really
want to emphasize
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is my daughter's
an old-fashioned girl.
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She likes to take
things very, very slow.
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Wrong,
you and me is wrong.
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Oh,
you're right, wrong.
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It was wrong before.
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And it's still wrong.
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Oh, very wrong.
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- Maya, there's something
different about you.
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What is it?
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- Nothing.
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- No, it's like you had an
intense physical experience,
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then couldn't sleep and
then used a cheap conditioner.
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Finch, what's
different about Maya?
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- Different about Maya, hm.
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Not the hair.
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Shoes I've seen.
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- Something is
definitely different.
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- Stop it!
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How would you like it if
everyone was just staring
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at you all day?
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- Like it, why do you
think I dress this way?
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Are you aware that my
bottom is completely numb?
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- Hey.
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- Hey, hey.
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- You took off right
after, you know.
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- Yeah, I was
just, it was weird.
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But nice.
- Oh, it was more than nice.
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But what does it mean?
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- Um...
- Hey, Elliot.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Maya.
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- Hey.
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- Boy, I guess you guys
aren't morning people.
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But this should cheer you up.
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I brought you some of
those fruit rollies you like.
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- Oh, thanks.
241
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,731
- And, drum roll please,
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your very own key
to my new apartment.
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Gosh.
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- So don't I get a kiss?
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- In front of all these people?
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- All what people?
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It's just Maya.
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- That's right, it's just Maya.
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- Maya.
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- See you later.
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You know who would
be perfect for her?
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My friend Janice.
253
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,808
- Oh, Jack, look there's an
exhibition of Polynesian kettles
254
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at some museum on Friday.
255
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,380
It would be the perfect
first date for Maya and Carl.
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- What if Maya's busy?
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Look, Carl's okay, but
I'm not sure he's the one.
258
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,324
- Well, think about it.
259
00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,850
A bird in the hand
is worth two if by sea.
260
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,432
- I don't know, he's
not much of a go-getter.
261
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:15,238
He's more of a sitter-arounder
and reader-too-mucher.
262
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:17,073
Maybe we should
get another opinion.
263
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,329
- Is this Maya?
264
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:25,915
- No, this is Dennis,
a friend of Maya's.
265
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,650
- He wanted to meet you too.
266
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:30,086
- Oh, then it's fair to
say I'm still in the hunt.
267
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,110
Huzzah!
268
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,891
- Alright, settle down.
269
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,915
Dennis.
270
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,218
- Is this Maya.
271
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:46,169
Okay, it's your first date,
the waiter spills wine on Maya.
272
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,237
What do you do?
273
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,773
- Apologize for
choosing the restaurant,
274
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,742
then spill wine on
myself in a show of unity.
275
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:54,766
- Aw.
276
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:00,616
- Okay, you've
taken her to a play.
277
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,120
You discover there's
nudity, but it's tastefully done.
278
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,788
Story related.
279
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,812
Stay or go?
280
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,026
- Apologize for
choosing the play.
281
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,962
If she decides to stay,
I make it perfectly clear
282
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:17,155
with my body language
that I am in no way aroused.
283
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,105
- Favorite Sondheim musical?
284
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:25,964
- I'm going to
shock you, Passion.
285
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,577
- And we are done.
286
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,346
- Can I take another
crack at the first one?
287
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,480
- No.
288
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,781
Will you excuse us a moment?
289
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,284
- Certainly, certainly.
290
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,319
Is this far enough?
291
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,153
Too far?
- That's great.
292
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:37,987
No, right there, buddy.
293
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,277
You're the man.
294
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,424
Lose him.
295
00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,759
- What?
296
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:44,994
- He's a dishrag.
297
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,629
Who needs someone that
desperate for approval?
298
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,099
- I think you're
completely right, Dennis.
299
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:50,933
- I am?
300
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,290
Thank you, Jack.
301
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,106
- Alright, let's
get this over with.
302
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,130
Carl?
303
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:06,715
Carl, I don't know how to say
this so I'm just gonna say it.
304
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,739
Dennis?
305
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,687
- Okay, Carl, here's the deal.
306
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,523
You fought a good
fight, but it's over.
307
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,558
- What did I do wrong?
308
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,262
- Pretty much everything.
309
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,899
You might want to
rethink the whole package.
310
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,656
- Guess I should
just be leaving.
311
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,560
Unless this is part of the test,
312
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:35,577
the part where I stand
my ground, assert myself,
313
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,436
and claim what
is rightfully mine.
314
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,516
- No.
315
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,540
- Right.
316
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,158
- Okay, I know that was
a little weird out there,
317
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,760
but now we're
alone, so let's talk.
318
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,229
Last night was great.
319
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:57,188
You were a little bossy,
but I gotta say I dig that.
320
00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,969
- Oh, stop it.
321
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,271
Why aren't you at
Kaylene's new apartment
322
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,341
eating her fruit rollies which
are, by the way, 0% fruit.
323
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,542
- Maya, I can't...
324
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,776
- There's more
fruit in the wrapper.
325
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,777
- Maya, just let
me say one thing.
326
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:09,711
- I refuse to be
the other woman!
327
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,948
- Alright, you go ahead.
328
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,650
- I watched women move in on
my father when he was married,
329
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,118
and I found them
cheap and slutty.
330
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,120
And now I find myself
cheap and slutty.
331
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,756
And that is a pretty
hard thing to find.
332
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:21,790
- It wasn't like that.
333
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,759
- It was exactly like that!
334
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,495
You're with Kaylene,
and I slept with you.
335
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,730
Where's the part where I'm
not cheap and slutty, huh?
336
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:29,966
Where is it?
337
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,500
- Maya, alright,
alright, alright.
338
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,703
We're all adults so let's deal
with the situation as adults.
339
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,207
If I break up with Kaylene,
would you be my girlfriend?
340
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,641
- What are you,
weighing your options?
341
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:40,776
You don't wanna quit your job
342
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,777
before you got
another one lined up?
343
00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,145
- No, that's not
what I'm saying.
344
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,347
It's just that there's Kaylene,
345
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,881
and if last night was
a one-time thing...
346
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:46,983
- One time thing?
347
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,251
Stop calling me a slut.
348
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,321
And what is all of this Kaylene,
Kaylene all of a sudden?
349
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,556
Yesterday, she was
busting up your beret room,
350
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,192
and now she's your
reason for living.
351
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,195
- Hey, you know, just stop
using my words against me.
352
00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,197
See, this is why men
never share their feelings,
353
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,721
because women always remember.
354
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:08,137
- You slept with me because
you have a commitment problem.
355
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,038
You used me.
356
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,539
- Oh, please.
357
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:11,773
Please, you used me because
you're tired of going home
358
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,643
to your Lifetime Channel
and your soup for one.
359
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,578
- Okay, no more talking.
360
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,681
- Hey, we're not
in the car anymore.
361
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:23,452
- Yeah, and we never will be
again so just get out of here,
362
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,989
go make your life with
Kaylene and her fake fruit rollies
363
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,492
and her preferential
doctor parking.
364
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,293
- Fine, fine, but not
because you told me.
365
00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:32,495
- Oh, bite me!
366
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,819
- Once again, we're
not in the car anymore!
367
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:56,318
- You do realize you're
not discovering France?
368
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,853
- I'm changing my plans.
369
00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,089
I'm leaving for
Provence tonight.
370
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,557
- Tonight, why?
371
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,593
- Because the weather is
good and the dollar is strong,
372
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:07,196
and there's no reason
for me to stay here.
373
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:10,999
- Hey, Junior, you're
not going anywhere.
374
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:14,070
Where's the double
knot in your canteen, huh?
375
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,504
Look at that bed roll.
376
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:19,241
One gust of wind, and
it's E.T. phone home.
377
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,410
This fanny pack,
it's not a tail.
378
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,180
Cinch it up, show
some pride out there.
379
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,204
- Shut up.
380
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,907
- Okay, get my cheese?
381
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:36,858
- Maya, are you alright?
382
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,360
- Yes, of course.
383
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,861
- Well, you look like you
had an emotionally draining
384
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:44,021
experience and then chose
an unflattering eye shadow.
385
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,635
- I lost my damn passport,
386
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:48,737
and when I find
it, I'm out of here.
387
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:53,175
Away from this magazine
and makeup and men.
388
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:56,845
There's a little knob that's
pressing right into my spine!
389
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,370
- That is your flare gun, mam.
390
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:09,658
Maybe we should
talk in here, Kaylene.
391
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,415
- So what's goin' on?
392
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,051
- This is so hard.
393
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,301
Okay, you're terrific, no
question, but when I imagine
394
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,739
myself with someone special,
I'm imagining someone else.
395
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,508
- I'm listening.
396
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,477
- See, first I thought I was
just afraid of commitment,
397
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,581
you know, then when I picture
myself with this other person
398
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,673
the fear isn't there,
mostly, mostly.
399
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:40,822
- Wait a second, you're
leaving me for another woman?
400
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,292
- No, see, she doesn't want me,
401
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:47,296
but I can't stay with you
as long as I feel this way.
402
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,320
- Wow.
403
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,599
Are you okay?
404
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,868
- I mean, you think
you know someone,
405
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:56,705
and then you discover that
he's completely delusional.
406
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:57,729
- Excuse me?
407
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,876
- Good luck with
the other woman.
408
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:05,069
Oh, and let her know that
your children will be insane.
409
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,909
Damn it.
410
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:14,479
- Maya?
411
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,282
- Found my passport.
412
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,867
- And sorry about
the cold feet before.
413
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,292
Okay, she's right down there.
414
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,673
- You aren't going with me?
415
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,474
- We don't want it
to look like a setup.
416
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,842
- But it is a setup.
417
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,812
- But we don't want
it to look like one.
418
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,315
Come on, Carl,
this is zero hour.
419
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,838
Stay with me, boy.
420
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,986
- Locked and loaded sir.
421
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,010
- Right.
422
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,991
- My tummy feels funny.
423
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,527
- Don't panic.
424
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,386
Just keep in mind she can
be a little standoffish at first.
425
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,379
Oh, this is less wrong.
426
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,847
Oh, much less wrong.
427
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,181
So much less
wrong it's actually right.
428
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,149
Oh, it's very right.
429
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:15,251
It's good to be right!
430
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,785
Very good.
431
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,621
You good.
432
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,955
You right.
433
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,546
We're good together.
434
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:35,604
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
435
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:39,308
♪ Keeps bringing me home
436
00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:42,544
♪ It don't matter
what I wanna do
437
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:46,737
♪ 'Cause it's got
a mind of its own
438
00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:53,243
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
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