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- I can't believe you're
going to Italy and I'm not.
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It's not fair.
- Nina.
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- Oh, obviously
I'm being punished
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for that silly
incident in China.
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You gave the Minister
of Culture your room key.
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- Well, can I
help it if the entire
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country dresses like bellhops?
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- Finch.
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Blush.
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Yeah, this is Elliot.
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Oh, hello, Maura.
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Lunch, huh?
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Hold on one second, I'll
have to check my schedule.
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OK.
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He caught me.
- Who?
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- This wanna be
photographer who's always
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trying to show me
his terrible photos.
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Now I have to come
up with another excuse.
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- Well, you can
come to a luncheon
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with me at the planetarium.
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All the speakers are from NASA.
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- Great, great, thank you
for making this easy for me.
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Maura, yeah, see you at one.
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- What, it's not gonna be geeky.
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It's the 30th anniversary
of the moon landing.
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Real astronauts
are going to be there
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and engineers and
key ground personnel.
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Have a nice lunch.
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I guess I'm the
only one that thinks
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the moon landing was a big deal.
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- Oh, I'm quite sure of it.
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- I know it's silly, but I
remember when I was a little girl
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wishing that I could've been
the first person on the moon.
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- You still can be.
- Excuse me?
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- Well, you know, with the moon
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landing being a hoax and all.
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Speaking of hoaxes, can you
believe Ultrasuede is back?
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- Wait, wait, hold it, a hoax?
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Oh, please tell me you're
not one of those people
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who thinks the moon
landing never happened.
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- Oh no, it happened.
- Thank you.
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- In front of the film crew
in the Mojave Desert.
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- Oh, but Nina, come on,
you can't seriously believe.
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No, no, this is ridiculous.
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The moon landing
happened, and I've got
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better things to
do with my time.
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- Like write a letter to Santa.
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Good one, Nina.
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You're late.
- Well, it's not my fault.
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Adrienne's going out of town
on a job for a couple of days,
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and she got all emotional and I
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had to do a little hand holding.
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You're back.
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Don't ever leave
again, ever, ever.
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Don't leave me.
- No,
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I haven't left yet, honey.
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I just came back because somehow
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I got your passport by mistake.
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- Oh.
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Well, I must have yours then.
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- Here it is.
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There it is, isn't that cute?
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- Thank God I checked
before I went to the airport.
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I might've missed my flight.
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- Ah, I never thought of that.
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OK.
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- Wait a minute,
this is still yours.
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- I did it again.
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That's cute, too, isn't it?
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A little bit?
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Don't go.
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- Will you feel better if I
give you a great big kiss?
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- Maybe.
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- Honey, I gotta go.
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- OK.
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Women.
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Can't live with them, you can't.
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She left me.
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I don't like it.
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- Dennis, where's my bagel?
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Oh my God, did
something happen to it?
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- No.
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Right here, boss.
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- Wait a minute, you didn't
scrape off half the poppy seeds.
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- Oh, right, sorry, I forgot.
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- You forgot?
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But you know I
love that great poppy
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seed taste without the guilt.
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- Easy, Jack, his
wife is out of town.
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I'm here for you, buddy.
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- Oh, first time apart, huh?
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My first wife used
to travel a lot,
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so to beat the blues,
I'd take a boys night out.
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It's how I met my second wife.
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- I don't want a second wife.
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- Then stay away from
a bar called PJ McSuds.
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- Hey, why don't you
and I hang out tonight?
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We'll go catch a Rangers game.
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- Yeah, I don't know.
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Adrienne's ex-boyfriend
plays for the Rangers.
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I don't know if I could sit
there and watch that guy
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knowing he tried to put
his hands on my wife.
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- Tried, dude, they lived
together for two years.
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- That's all he did!
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- Of course.
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- Look, that guy's
ancient history.
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Who's the man now?
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- I am.
- Ah, who's the man?
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- I'm the man.
- That's the stuff.
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Now I want you to pick up
that phone, call Adrienne's
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hotel and have them
fill her room with flowers.
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Remind her the
kind of man that's
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waiting for her
when she gets home.
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Whoa, scrape my bagel first.
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- I really appreciate you taking
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a look at my new
stuff, Mr. DiMauro.
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Your opinion means
everything to me.
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So what do you think?
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Have I improved?
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- Well, several of these
are actually in focus.
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- Yes!
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♪ People notice when you care
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♪ Uh huh, uh huh I owe you, man.
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If it wasn't for you, I
never would've turned pro.
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- Pro?
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What, you make money off these?
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- Oh, no, these are just to
showcase my artist abilities.
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These are what I get paid for.
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Freelance stuff.
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- Wait, that's
Congressman Maxwell,
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and who's that naked woman?
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- I'm not sure, but I
don't think it was his wife
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because he got real mad
when I showed him the photo.
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And then shazam,
he bought me a BMW.
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- That's blackmail.
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- God, you and my mom.
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So are you ready to take a
chance on a fresh young upstart?
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- No.
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No way, no how.
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Even if you were one of the
most talented photographers in
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the world, which you clearly
aren't, I wouldn't hire you.
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- So you're saying I
need more experience?
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The old catch-22 thing.
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- No, I'm saying
that I don't have
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an opening for a blackmailer.
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- Oh, I think you do.
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- Welcome aboard.
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- OK, crisis time.
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Put aside whatever
you're working on.
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I need everybody's
undivided attention.
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OK, here's the deal.
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- Sorry, Jack, this'll
just take a second.
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I love you, baby.
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- Dennis, what are you doing?
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- My wife and I agreed
that while she was gone
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we'd send each other
love vibes every day at 2:15.
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2:15 your time or her time?
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- Whatever, it's
just a silly little.
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I gotta make a call.
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- OK, bad news.
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The Donna Karan
interview just fell through.
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There's no time to explain
why, but for future reference,
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her rear end, not
to be joked about.
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So if anyone here has any ideas,
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now is the time to be a hero.
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- Well, there's always
the old standby,
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fashions for female executives.
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- Hot damn, you've saved us.
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Nina, can you
coordinate this with Maya?
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- Of course, now these
are working women,
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so we'll want to shoot
them on location.
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So Maya, what do you think?
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Madison Avenue,
Wall Street, the moon?
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- You know, if you think
you're gonna draw me into
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your crazy moon
theory, you are so wrong
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because the moon landing
happened and everyone knows it.
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- Let's just say you two
have a difference of opinion.
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- A difference of opinion?
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This is not some
trivial thing like
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which is better, cats or dogs?
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- Right, because we all know
cats are better, right, gang?
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Cats rule, dogs
can burn in hell.
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- How do you explain
the photographs
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of the astronauts on the moon?
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- Astronauts or actornauts?
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- Pretty convincing
stuff, now...
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- But this is so nuts.
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I mean, you don't have
one shred of evidence.
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- Oh, don't I, well, what about
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the dark glass on their helmets.
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- That's to protect
them from the sun.
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- Or is it so that you can't
see that they're giggling?
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- Giggling?
- Stop it!
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Look, no offense to anyone here,
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but only a fool takes
up a fool's argument.
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- There I'm sorry you had
to hear that from your father.
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- Hey, Mr. D.
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I just want to say thank you for
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hiring me as your assistant.
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It's like a dream come true.
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I'm walking on air.
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- You blackmailed me.
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- Can we not use that word?
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It's kind of
negative, like I didn't
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get the job on my own merit.
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Hey, Nina.
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Working hard or hardly working?
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Oh, Maury, you're like
a breath of fresh air.
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Fire him.
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- I can't fire him.
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- Why not?
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- He's very talented.
- What?
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I've seen his portfolio.
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His pictures are dreadful.
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- I know, I know, he
has a certain something.
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- What?
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- A photo of me having
sex with Finch's wife.
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- You're joking, right?
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Oh my God.
- Look, look,
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it was way before
Finch even met her.
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We were on a shoot in Jamaica.
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It was purely physical.
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- I'll say.
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I've never seen a woman
so happy with just one man.
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- Thank you.
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- Finch must never see this.
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It would kill him.
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
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- OK, I think I just
might have a solution.
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- Really?
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It's a copy, Nina.
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Maury's got the negative.
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- Whoa, this guy is good.
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- OK, baby.
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Get pouty.
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Get pouty.
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Get pouty.
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Woo, too pouty.
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Too pouty.
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Fun pouty.
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Lovely pouty.
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Fun pouty.
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Wah, pouty.
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- I thought I told
you to sweep up.
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- Oh, no offense, I just
thought it'd be much
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more helpful if I shot
next month's cover.
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And pelvis.
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Go pelvis.
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Push pelvis.
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Your pelvis.
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- All right, let me explain
some things to you, OK?
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This is my equipment
and my studio,
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and I'm the only one
who takes pictures in here.
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And by the way,
nobody says go pelvis.
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You're not taking
pictures in here.
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Not now, not ever!
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- May I speak frankly?
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I respond much better
to positive reinforcement.
259
00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:18,196
- Hey, Elliot,
Jack wants you to.
260
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Oh, a model in her underpants.
261
00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:23,611
- Finch, not a good time.
262
00:11:23,648 --> 00:11:24,627
- Hey, Mr. Finch.
263
00:11:24,704 --> 00:11:25,954
Elliot's letting me
shoot the cover shot.
264
00:11:25,979 --> 00:11:27,096
- No, I'm not.
265
00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:30,531
- You're the boss.
266
00:11:30,684 --> 00:11:32,611
So you want to see the
photo that won me the job?
267
00:11:32,635 --> 00:11:34,114
- You know what?
268
00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:35,829
You don't scare me.
269
00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,844
Let's end this right now.
270
00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:40,273
Listen, Finch.
271
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Finch.
272
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,380
- Nothing.
273
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,766
Pardon?
274
00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:50,124
- I'm staring at a beautiful
woman, yet I feel nothing.
275
00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:52,445
I must love Adrienne
even more than I thought.
276
00:11:52,732 --> 00:11:54,924
Can you turn around?
277
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,528
Not even a tingle.
278
00:11:56,553 --> 00:11:57,950
This is the real stuff, Elliot.
279
00:11:57,974 --> 00:12:01,440
My marriage is clean and
pure, and no one can touch it.
280
00:12:01,465 --> 00:12:02,609
One more spin.
281
00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:05,120
Nothing.
282
00:12:05,707 --> 00:12:06,972
I'm gonna go call her.
283
00:12:09,621 --> 00:12:13,786
- So if you don't
mind, it's a closed set.
284
00:12:18,117 --> 00:12:21,216
- Nina, we have to make some
decisions about that artwork.
285
00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:24,736
- Oh, good because
I have some ideas.
286
00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:25,726
OK.
287
00:12:26,739 --> 00:12:28,569
I'm thinking we start with
tailored skirts, then move...
288
00:12:28,594 --> 00:12:29,794
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, have a seat.
289
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:30,728
- Oh, but Jack is
in a completely...
290
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,717
- Sit.
291
00:12:37,448 --> 00:12:41,299
Now as you see, I've listed
the many groups of people
292
00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:43,468
involved in the moon landing,
all of whom would have
293
00:12:43,490 --> 00:12:45,403
to be in on your
so-called conspiracy.
294
00:12:45,443 --> 00:12:46,985
- Maya, I'm going to
say something to you
295
00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,908
that I've never said to
another human being.
296
00:12:50,274 --> 00:12:52,993
Maybe we should
get back to work.
297
00:12:53,047 --> 00:12:54,640
- Nina, think about it.
298
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,601
NASA employees, government
officials, Walter Cronkite.
299
00:12:57,626 --> 00:12:58,821
Why would they all lie?
300
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,475
- Follow the money.
301
00:13:00,528 --> 00:13:01,624
- What the hell does that mean?
302
00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:03,959
- It means what NASA
spent on your so-called
303
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,399
Apollo missions is
exactly what Nixon spent
304
00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:09,036
on his covert
bombing of Cambodia.
305
00:13:09,061 --> 00:13:10,428
- Cambodia?
306
00:13:10,453 --> 00:13:11,406
- It's a foreign country, dear,
307
00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:14,469
like France, or
any of them really.
308
00:13:16,094 --> 00:13:19,525
- But Nina, if we really
didn't go to the moon...
309
00:13:19,614 --> 00:13:21,414
- The moon, the moon, the moon.
310
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:24,799
Please, half the time you
can't even see the damn thing.
311
00:13:29,884 --> 00:13:31,601
- Looks like rain today.
312
00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:35,212
- Yes.
313
00:13:35,261 --> 00:13:37,009
It's been a wet month.
314
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:39,822
- Jack.
- Hey, you all packed
315
00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:42,772
for your trip to Italy?
- Stay still.
316
00:13:42,797 --> 00:13:44,929
- I bet you're excited.
- Yeah, yeah.
317
00:13:44,989 --> 00:13:46,886
Actually, there was something
else I wanted to talk to you
318
00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:49,256
about, but you look like
you're busy, so I'll come back.
319
00:13:49,281 --> 00:13:50,451
- Come on in.
320
00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:52,451
So what's on your mind?
321
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,628
- Actually, it's
kind of personal.
322
00:13:57,283 --> 00:13:59,901
- Dennis, you want to take five?
323
00:14:00,018 --> 00:14:01,123
- No problem.
324
00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:04,528
If his neck keeps
bleeding, use a towel.
325
00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:10,469
- So what's up?
- OK, let's say,
326
00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:14,265
hypothetically, a guy
sleeps with a friend's wife
327
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,708
before they were married,
before they even met.
328
00:14:16,733 --> 00:14:18,443
- You son of a bitch.
329
00:14:18,468 --> 00:14:20,634
I knew I couldn't trust you.
330
00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:24,410
- No, no, it's not Allie.
331
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,451
- Well, hey, you're
not made of stone.
332
00:14:27,464 --> 00:14:29,548
- It's Finch's wife.
333
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:30,889
- What?
- You see, that guy
334
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,651
I just hired, Maury?
335
00:14:32,676 --> 00:14:34,247
- Yeah, I wanted to
talk to you about him.
336
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,147
He's not so good.
337
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:41,660
- I know, but he has this
photo of me and Adrienne.
338
00:14:44,661 --> 00:14:47,038
- He's blackmailing you?
339
00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:52,099
Don't worry, I know how to
deal with dirtbags like him.
340
00:14:52,235 --> 00:14:54,951
Dennis, send that
new guy in here.
341
00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:59,642
- You, go finish
packing for Italy.
342
00:14:59,785 --> 00:15:01,393
- Thanks, Jack.
343
00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:02,864
I knew I could count on you.
344
00:15:02,887 --> 00:15:04,175
Thank you.
345
00:15:07,392 --> 00:15:09,414
- Hey, Mr. D.
- Bite me, Maury.
346
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:13,501
He is such a character
and a terrific boss.
347
00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:15,760
- Cut the crap, Sparky.
348
00:15:15,785 --> 00:15:17,972
Your little game is over.
349
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:19,894
- Have I done something wrong?
350
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,717
- Yeah, you did something wrong.
351
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,314
You messed with my people.
352
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:25,454
You mess with my
people, you mess with me.
353
00:15:25,479 --> 00:15:27,240
This ain't little
league my friend.
354
00:15:27,265 --> 00:15:29,580
You're playing Galloball now.
355
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:31,844
- Galloball?
356
00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:36,029
Apparently a sport you
don't need a uniform for.
357
00:15:41,368 --> 00:15:43,749
- Elliot, give Maury a chance.
358
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,389
Dennis, give Maury my
ATM card and a haircut.
359
00:15:55,571 --> 00:15:56,906
- I'm kissing you.
360
00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,678
I'm kissing you.
361
00:15:58,703 --> 00:16:00,349
Oh, I'm kissing you.
362
00:16:04,282 --> 00:16:06,149
You getting an earful
there, Uncle Pervy?
363
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,682
- I'm Colonel Alan Drake.
364
00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,023
- Maya, that astronaut
dude's here for you.
365
00:16:14,136 --> 00:16:15,424
- Colonel Drake.
366
00:16:15,769 --> 00:16:18,093
Such an honor.
- Thank you.
367
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:20,516
At NASA, we had
monkeys doing your job.
368
00:16:22,077 --> 00:16:24,826
- Thank you so much for
taking the time to stop by.
369
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,083
- It's my pleasure.
370
00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:27,370
These nuts who don't
believe in the moon
371
00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:30,005
landing really
make my blood boil.
372
00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:31,150
- Well, you just wait here.
373
00:16:31,173 --> 00:16:32,551
I'll go get Nina.
374
00:16:32,576 --> 00:16:34,535
Oh, this is gonna be good.
375
00:16:36,423 --> 00:16:38,675
Wow, so you're an astronaut.
376
00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:39,503
- That's right.
377
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:42,347
- I love to play Space Invaders.
378
00:16:42,372 --> 00:16:43,450
- OK.
379
00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:46,491
- Any chance for
an autograph photo?
380
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:47,474
- Sure.
381
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,100
It's good to see
they have some fine,
382
00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,864
upstanding young
men working here.
383
00:16:52,976 --> 00:16:55,972
Not like that $3 bill
behind the counter.
384
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:57,896
- Who's your buzzy bee?
385
00:16:58,929 --> 00:17:02,377
- Nina, I have someone
I want you to meet.
386
00:17:02,593 --> 00:17:03,819
This is Colonel Alan Drake.
387
00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,356
He's an astronaut.
388
00:17:05,497 --> 00:17:07,694
He walked on the moon.
389
00:17:07,741 --> 00:17:09,295
- Oh, is that so?
390
00:17:09,351 --> 00:17:10,769
- You're damn right it is.
391
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:12,530
And for your to claim
the moon landing never
392
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,861
happened is an insult
to me and my crew.
393
00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:17,964
We trained, sweated,
and sacrificed
394
00:17:17,989 --> 00:17:19,673
to fulfill the
dream of a nation.
395
00:17:19,857 --> 00:17:21,562
We were there on the moon,
396
00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:24,626
and shame on you
for saying otherwise.
397
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:28,801
- Well, I don't
know what to say.
398
00:17:28,843 --> 00:17:31,683
- You could start by
saying you were wrong.
399
00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:33,316
- I'm sorry.
400
00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:37,539
- Yes, finally, reason prevails.
401
00:17:38,045 --> 00:17:39,307
Thank you again, sir.
402
00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,484
I think you've put
this matter to rest.
403
00:17:41,679 --> 00:17:42,700
- I hope so.
404
00:17:42,972 --> 00:17:44,882
Crackpot theories
like yours divert us from
405
00:17:44,907 --> 00:17:46,448
the real problems
facing society.
406
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:48,148
- Oh, I couldn't agree more.
407
00:17:48,173 --> 00:17:49,133
Like world hunger.
408
00:17:49,158 --> 00:17:51,301
- Global warming.
- Human rights violations.
409
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:52,896
- Super intelligent
talking mice!
410
00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:53,923
- Yes!
411
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:02,847
What?
412
00:18:02,906 --> 00:18:04,683
- The super
intelligent talking mice
413
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,458
big corporations are breeding.
414
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,442
They crawl into our
beds and whisper
415
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,949
what products we should buy.
416
00:18:10,974 --> 00:18:14,975
- Yes, yes, yes, that explains
my dalmatian seat covers.
417
00:18:16,771 --> 00:18:18,488
- Oh, no, Nina, talking mice.
418
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:21,904
I mean, even you couldn't
possibly believe for a minute.
419
00:18:21,994 --> 00:18:23,016
Ah, screw it.
420
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,292
- So are you seeing anyone?
421
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,172
- Not when I take my pills.
422
00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:32,452
Hey, where are you
going with my equipment?
423
00:18:32,539 --> 00:18:34,461
- Oh, I forgot to ask you.
424
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:36,252
Can I got to Italy
instead of you?
425
00:18:36,276 --> 00:18:38,046
No, you may not.
426
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:39,592
- Come on, Mr. D.
427
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:41,916
It'll be such a great
experience for me.
428
00:18:41,941 --> 00:18:43,691
I'll work real hard,
and I have this
429
00:18:43,716 --> 00:18:45,100
photo of you and Finch's wife.
430
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,725
And I've already
learned some Italian.
431
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,845
- You're fired.
432
00:18:52,032 --> 00:18:53,078
- Elliot.
433
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:54,704
May I call you Elliot?
434
00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:56,388
I'm the last person to
throw around advice,
435
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:58,660
but maybe you should
start thinking about Finch.
436
00:18:58,685 --> 00:18:59,873
I mean, it's gonna
break his heart
437
00:18:59,898 --> 00:19:01,636
when I show him this photo.
438
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,621
Hey, Finch.
439
00:19:05,319 --> 00:19:07,510
- What's this?
- A little going away present.
440
00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,244
Elliot just fired me.
441
00:19:09,267 --> 00:19:10,046
- Dude, you fired him?
442
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:11,362
That's a little harsh.
443
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,264
- He blackmailed
me to get the job.
444
00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:15,245
- Oh, well, see, I
didn't know that part.
445
00:19:19,319 --> 00:19:20,933
What the hell?
446
00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:22,683
- I gotta hand it to you, Mr. D.
447
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,533
You're a gutsy guy.
448
00:19:24,558 --> 00:19:27,606
Well, I gotta see a
man about a horse.
449
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:34,201
- Look, buddy, it was
one night of passion.
450
00:19:34,270 --> 00:19:36,747
It happened, and it's over.
451
00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:38,660
I hope to God that it doesn't
change our friendship.
452
00:19:38,685 --> 00:19:41,326
But if you never
look at me the same,
453
00:19:41,527 --> 00:19:43,445
I guess I'll understand.
454
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:48,737
- You slept with Colonel Drake?
455
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:54,351
- Yes, yes, I did.
456
00:20:00,315 --> 00:20:03,395
To my number one space invader?
457
00:20:07,555 --> 00:20:08,940
- That's right.
458
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:16,027
- I'm gonna need a
little time with this.
459
00:20:16,142 --> 00:20:17,074
- So am I.
460
00:20:31,369 --> 00:20:34,747
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
461
00:20:34,772 --> 00:20:37,861
♪ Keeps bringing me home
462
00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:41,646
♪ It don't matter
what I want to do 'cause
463
00:20:41,733 --> 00:20:47,522
♪ It's got a mind of it's own
464
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:52,860
♪ Life keeps
bringing me back to you
465
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,372
♪ Yeah
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