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CABINET DOOR CREAKS
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I'll fix that today, deffo.
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You lying toast hole.
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You claim to love me more than
anything
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in the whole wide world.
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It's between you and the marmalade.
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If you had any idea what love was,
you'd have bought me a cat by now.
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PHONE CHIMES
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Are you working already?
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A cat, really?
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I keep telling you.
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Meow.
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Morning, I'm a cat.
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I smell of cats. Meow.
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Where's breakfast? Meow.
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Guess which part of me I've been
chewing for a day and a half.
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Clue, it begins with the
letter ass. Meow! What?
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Where's breakfast? Kisses! Meow.
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Look, pour your heartless
marmaladey arse downstairs,
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cos I've got to meditate.
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You talking to me, lady?
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No, no, VIPs only today.
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Hop it.
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I'm king of Vesuvia.
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You must speak of me.
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Where's Vevusia?
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Between Iceland and Peru.
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You come, we dance in
fields of frozen banana.
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Now huge loves!
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Yo, can we do this later?
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Cos I've got to sort these emails
out or else I'm gonna lose my job.
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Thank you.
Wretch! You refuse royal ecstasy.
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Revolution, innit?
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I'll tax you flees! Up the Republic!
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Ah, no, no, no!
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HE DIALS
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Dr Pete Cosmos.
Please leave a message.
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Pete.
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Pete, call me back, will you?
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BIRDS TWEET
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Dan!
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Yeah? Is my bag down there?
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No.
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Oh, sorry.
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See you after Joy's, then, yeah?
What, that's tonight?
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Yeah.
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Oh, hey, Carla, wait.
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Hey, Carla, wait.
Hang on.
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Hey, Carla. Got to go.
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Oh, come on. Don't wait up!
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Hey. Hey. Bye!
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PHONE RINGS
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Don't go, don't go.
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Don't go.
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Pete. Pete? Oh.
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AHHH!
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HE PANTS
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PHONE RINGS
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Pete? Look, I can't talk now.
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I'm in the middle of this huge
row with Maggie.
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Pete, Pete. Listen, Pete.
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I need a peace offering.
Something good.
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She won't even look at me.
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Get her cat. What?
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Carla keeps talking about cats.
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Pete, listen.
Do you have the...
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A cat?
Do you have the stuff?
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That's genius.
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Great. Thanks. Later.
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No!
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No, Pete. No, no.
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Ow!
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Jesus!
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CALMING MUSIC PLAYS ON PHONE
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The key is the lock.
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Surrender is victory.
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The lock is the key.
Victory is surrender.
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SIRENS IN DISTANCE
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HE SNEEZES
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Pete, I'm sorry you're allergic or
whatever to cats.
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I'm fine.
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Maggie's in bed.
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Sneezing needles, crying crusts.
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Hating your guts.
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Sorry.
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Listen, erm, these pills.
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I was just thinking, you know,
it could be...
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It could be a really
bad idea, so...
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I don't know.
What do you...what do you think?
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Take them, don't take them.
I don't care, Dan, just pay me.
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I'm freezing and dying here.
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I rode a bus.
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What do you want from me?
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Well, I don't know.
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Like, maybe a diagnosis
of some sort.
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You're an arsehole, my friend.
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That's the diagnosis.
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I'll have them tomorrow.
Or next week.
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You might find you feel vulnerable.
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Don't worry about it.
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What?
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You might get a bit
panicky and angry.
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It'll pass.
You'll numb up in no time.
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What the fuck are you doing?
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I couldn't get the stuff.
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I have debts.
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But you're winning.
You said you keep winning.
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You're winning all the time.
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So you've lost some...
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You haven't lost any of my money?
I'm sorry, Dan.
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This guy the other night
just emptied me.
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Wouldn't stop. My money?
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You lost my money?
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Gone. All gone.
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You might want to have a drink
or some ice cream.
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It'll help psychologically.
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All the money? All the money?
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Are you saying you lost all the
money, Pete? Don't worry.
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You could just run to your
fazillionaire brother, Declan.
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Wish I had one.
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Wish I was you!
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You just lost...
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I told you, it could go either way.
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You're welcome, by the way. Huh?
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Enjoy.
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PHONE RINGS
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RINGING STOPS
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Fight without a fight.
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So they came to the edge
of the forest when the river went
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into the trees and then... Freeze!
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Oh, wow. You're so the
best at freezing.
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Let's put lots
and lots and lots of things
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up your nose.
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Do the monster! What are you
talking about?
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I'm gonna eat you!
I'm gonna bite all your toes off!
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There's no monsters here.
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I like this one. Yeah.
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You know, my Aunt Ella, she hid
this in my pram to get them
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through the checkpoints.
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Wow. Good taste.
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Yeah, she was tough.
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Did you know this struggle
made us all tough?
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Kurt? Yes, darling?
Come and help me with the champagne.
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Of course, yeah. Thank you.
Just a minute.
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Clever old Joy.
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Two great kids.
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Her own business, a big
fuck-off house.
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Right where she should be.
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When are you going to be where
you should be?
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With me, in the sea.
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Off our heads.
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We've done that, Madge.
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Time goes by.
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We'll make soup.
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Fuck soup.
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Off our heads, like before.
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The happiest I've ever been.
Your words.
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Something missing on this wall.
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You know, um,
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I...really
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like...
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..this...
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..picture...here.
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You are impossible.
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You know, I'm, um...
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..just here trying
to be friends, babe.
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How's it going?
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Do you think the Americans are
going to be upbeat?
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The Yanks. They're upbeat
or they get the electric chair!
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SHE CHUCKLES, DOORBELL RINGS
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My God, they're on time, the freaks!
They are.
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Carla? Carla.
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Carla, they...
CARLA CHUCKLES QUIETLY
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Dan! It's Dan. Come in.
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I hope it's all right.
Of course it's all right.
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Hi, Joy. Hi. Carla...
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Should we start with the champagne?
Sure, great, thank you. Yeah, OK.
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Sure. Lovely, thank you.
Always a good start.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Cheers. Cheers.
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To the man who never asks me
anything.
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Actually, I would like to ask
you something, Kurt.
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Oh, finally.
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Follow me.
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MUSIC: Blauer Montag
by Mary Roos
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DOG WHIMPERS Daphne, what?
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So you want to borrow that much?
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Five years. I'll be square
with you in five years.
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Totally.
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Carla is our saviour.
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She does so much for us.
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I'm asking you, Kurt.
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You can't tell either of them ever,
Kurt.
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It's just...ich, dich...
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Ich dich?
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Yeah.
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Dan's here.
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That's a joke, right?
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What are you all doing here?
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Dan's here.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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KIDS: Freeze!
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Ha! You're all stuck!
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DOORBELL Yanks.
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It's the Yanks!
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Kids, back to bed.
Up, up, up, up.
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Call me.
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Come home. Come home.
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Come home.
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BIRDS CHIRP
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LEAVES RUSTLE
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CHIRPING ECHOES
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ALARM MELODY ECHOES
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DAN GROANS
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CAT MEOWS SOFTLY
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Hi, kitty.
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CAT MEOWS, CARLA SIGHS
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