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MUSIC: Needn't Speak
by Rudimental ft Lianne La Havas
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You made me cry.
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Yeah, I hope you're proud. I was at
a coffee stand, actually.
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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When you're all, like, low down
with those spooky chords.
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Wouldn't even let me pay
for my shot.
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MUSIC FADES IN
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Oh, I owe you a coffee.
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OK, I'll see you tomorrow.
OK, bye, babe.
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MUSIC STOPS
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Got everything?
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Need your pipe or your periscope
for anything?
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You've hidden the good chocolate
chip cookies. That's bullshit, man.
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I haven't! You've eaten them all!
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Keep talking to me like that,
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if you want to wake up with a nose
full of crisps.
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Have you got everything you need?
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What, here? With a tramp who
steals my clothes, empties my fridge
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and crawls all over
my personal possessions?
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Absolute bliss. What even is this?
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TV: The whole cab...
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Neo-Nazi Ice Trucker Wife Swap
or something.
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Everybody's very light on teeth.
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I love "my fridge", by the way.
That's brilliant.
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Well, technically, I did buy
it...with my money from my job.
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Oh, God!
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These dickheads have more fun than
us and they eat frozen squirrel.
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What do you expect? It's a Tuesday.
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We can't be out busting moves
every night of the week
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at Club Woohoo, peaches.
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Peaches? Club Woohoo?
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Listen, Scarface, what's for dinner?
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Consult thy fridge.
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If I'm at work all day,
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I want a proper meal,
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like people, you know?
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Not freestyle fridge surfing.
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It's not living. Says who?
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Says the whole world, that's who.
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You know that Hayden quiz
thing that we did?
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Mm. I still have the welts.
Yeah, well, it came back
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saying that you were full
of latent narcissism.
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What do you think about that?
Latent, yeah?
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That's the good stuff.
You want some?
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What are you...?
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CHUCKLING: You're looking at me
like I'm a crime scene.
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SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
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You're off the hook, by the way,
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for Joy's dinner party
tomorrow night.
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Maya said she'd come, help me.
It's fine.
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Well, I can go to support you.
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I'm sure you're much happier here,
by the jelly tots.
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Stressful and everything, isn't it,
looking for work? Er...
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You don't want to get on down
with a no-job loser.
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I don't want to listen to you
complaining.
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I'm sure Maya's got you covered.
How's she doing?
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Fine. How many job offers you got?
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Charming everyone to death, are you?
Yeah, I'm looking good.
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Got a nice swish interview raincoat,
now, you know,
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I look like I know shit.
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So I got that in the bag.
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PHONE RINGS
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Oh, God, who's...?
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Oh, it's Joy. I've got to get this.
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Hey. Hi. Yeah, let go of
the ceiling.
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Love buffet getting cold.
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Yeah. Look... Yeah, it's dinner
at your place.
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Just get caterers, you rich cow!
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Hey, come on! I have these.
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Yeah, you're welcome.
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You're welcome. OK? Bye.
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Um, so tomorrow, I'm not going
to be around that much, if...
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Oh!
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Oh, have another.
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Oh, God!
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You don't trust me.
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We run. We flee from our potential
as if we'd rather die
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than find out who we really are.
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You know we're all going to die.
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Maybe you'll allow yourself to live.
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Maybe today.
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You Daniel? Yep.
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So then after this one,
I did Burgertinis,
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which was a fairly big campaign
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for these kind of pizza-burger
hybrid things.
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And that went, you know,
pretty well.
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And I came up with the name and...
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..you know, it did well.
There was a...
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..big spike in obesity.
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What?
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It doesn't matter.
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What I need to know is,
what can you actually do
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apart from doodling? I just
brought... This is what I have.
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I mean, I don't have anything else
because people-people have...
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That's... You know, when you make
something, you make it.
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And that's what you have
and there isn't anything else.
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I'm trying to stay positive. Mm-hm.
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Dan, I'm trying to stay positive.
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But to me, this feels like...
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It was amazing.
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He looked at the card and then
right into me like I was a mirror
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or Death or something,
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as I took all his money.
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I thought, it's the second best
thing that's ever happened to me.
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There you go.
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Two grand.
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DAN CACKLES So fantastic.
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Thank you. Listen, um,
the other thing...
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Do you think you might have
something to take the edge off...?
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Hey, remember this?
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The Yes Babes.
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Know why I came up with that name?
Why, Pete?
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Cos I'm a fucking visionary.
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We were so great.
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Your brother Declan said
that our thing in that crappy pub
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was one of the best gigs
he ever saw.
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Declan enjoyed how small it was.
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You copped off
with Sally-Ann Bonaparte
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cos you're a prick.
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Mad about her, or was it...?
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She said she liked my eyeliner.
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That's the only thing
I can remember.
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Listen, Pete, do you have anything
you can give me, anything?
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Yeah. I'll have it very soon.
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I'm in a thing right now.
I'm in a...
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It's walls coming at me all
the time, OK? Like in the park,
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there's walls coming at me,
so it's a kind of a wallsy vibe.
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Pete, I'd really... If you could
give me something,
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it'd be good, you know? Tomorrow
morning, I walk in by the river,
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I'll meet you at the little bridge.
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OK? And for now, I've got
one of these left.
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Nice muscle relaxant, tide you over.
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That's bollocks, Pete!
Give me something proper!
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And there it is. You were exactly
like that
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when you broke up the band.
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I cannot pretend to care
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about the fucking college band
right now, Pete.
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Seriously, that's the stuff
that they give to astronauts, OK?
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Before they have to go outside
and fix the space flaps.
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What, it's for muscles?
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Muscles, brain, wazoo, everything.
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Yeah. Thank you for helping me
accept myself.
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Hey, I'm a natural.
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Yeah.
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What are you working for?
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More money to jail you
in empty choices?
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Or maybe you'll deal
with your one real choice -
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to live in fear of the dragon
inside you,
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or to set fire to the sky.
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How will you decide?
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SHE EXHALES
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Joy?
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Hmm?
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We have to stop.
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If you do any more deep breathing,
you're going to swallow your eyes.
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Oh, God.
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I'm so tired. Yeah.
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I'm just so tired.
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All these years of, like,
"Ah, ah, ah" with Kurt.
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You know, he's so thrilled
that he's busy
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and that we're booked out.
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He refuses to believe
that it's because,
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hey, the quiz actually works.
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He just trusts nothing.
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He's such a fucking purist
about everything.
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Yeah.
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You've got to keep on making
the effort, because...
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Because...
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Because, erm...
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Anyway, he says he might not even
come to dinner tomorrow.
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What a looney!
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So your ex Maya's coming
to dinner here?
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Yeah.
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Full marks all round for maturity.
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Maturity? Mm.
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Yeah. That's us.
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Sorry. I've been a bit, like,
"Ning, ning, ning" lately.
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I promise that I'll be...
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I'll be better once the Americans
have come to dinner
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and everything's totally over.
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Does that make sense? Done. OK.
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Thanks for putting up with me,
though.
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Oh, shush.
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I need the money. Hmm.
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PIANO PLAYS
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SPOKEN WORD JAZZ STYLE:
# I don't have no job
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# My woman thinks I'm a yob
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# My friends call me Bob,
even though my name's Dave. #
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Hey.
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I get it.
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You know, you're busy.
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I just thought we could hang out
in your downtime, which is never.
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You're just feeling lonely,
cos you've eaten four bowls
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of cereal, and you're blaming me.
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Five.
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MOBILE RINGS
I saw your face in everyone.
Oh, shit, hang on, here we go.
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Hi.
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OK. OK. OK.
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I want you to walk out
to your garden, put your hands
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on your hips, breathe through
your nose, and call me back
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when you're only half mad.
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OK, OK, bye.
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It's just never enough.
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It's never enough.
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She's always like,
"It's all about to go bang."
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Well, probably very difficult living
with Kurt. Joy's probably jealous.
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I mean, you're just here grooving.
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Can we just not talk
for just a minute, please?
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Sure. I understand.
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It's just I'm...
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I'm just, you know... Yeah.
Tired and annoyed. I understand.
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Angry and exhausted...
Mm-hm. ..and angry.
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I understand.
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Please stop saying you understand.
It doesn't help.
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OK. All right.
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What's the cure?
You want a glass of wine?
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You want me to oil
those achy thighs?
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Something sweet.
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There's only nonsense left
in the kitchen.
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No.
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What about those...stupid things
with the disgusting jam
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inside... What, the muffins,
the muffinettes?
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'Fraid not. Or anything.
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This isn't human.
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There was, er...
half a chocolate Santa
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in a woolly hat in
the cupboard the other day.
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Where is it?
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I had it in a muffinette.
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It was pretty good.
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You're a fucking animal.
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I understand.
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Do you love me? Yeah.
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Do you love me? Yes.
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Like an inferno, in a tornado,
in a hurricane.
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Oh, that's juvenile bullshit.
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It's a dumb joke.
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Whoa. Wait a minute.
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What jet stream is this?
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You want to talk about a family now?
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Oh, what is it? I'm too old?
I have no job? What?
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Shrinking penis.
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What is it? You need someone to
open the jars, right?
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Or you should stop being so fucking
sensitive, about being old
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and unemployed and sad. And fat.
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Oh, that's nice!
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Well, I wish you'd be in the fucking
room sometimes.
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Is this it, though?
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Is this it, just me flat out
and you just farting about
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like an old fart, is that it?
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When are we going
to get things going?
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Like, when am I going to have a kid?
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Like, when are we going
to get out of here?
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When are you going to get a job?
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