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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,859 --> 00:00:03,218 Okay. 2 00:00:03,867 --> 00:00:06,289 Hi. I'm Ignatius. 3 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:08,492 Nope. It's pretentious. 4 00:00:08,577 --> 00:00:09,688 I, uh... 5 00:00:09,773 --> 00:00:11,840 Hey, my friends call me Iggs. 6 00:00:12,062 --> 00:00:14,407 No, they don't. Dr. Igg... Dr. Iggs. 7 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:17,756 Okay. Hey, I'm Ignatius. 8 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:19,934 Dr. Iggs. I'm Iggy. 9 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:21,414 And would you please kill me? 10 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,897 Uh, hi, my name is Iggy, 11 00:00:23,981 --> 00:00:25,687 and I am in hell. 12 00:00:25,812 --> 00:00:29,162 Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop. 13 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,643 Just... hey, hi. 14 00:00:31,728 --> 00:00:33,407 Hey. Um. 15 00:00:33,503 --> 00:00:34,726 Hey, you know what I am? 16 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:35,985 I'm a psychiatrist. 17 00:00:37,710 --> 00:00:38,695 I'm a psychiatrist. 18 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:40,007 I'm a psychiatrist. 19 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:42,919 Oh. Hey, there. 20 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:52,272 Some might call me a textbook Scorpio. 21 00:00:52,357 --> 00:00:53,405 Watch out. 22 00:00:53,490 --> 00:00:56,104 I would say a sense of humor is the most important thing. 23 00:00:56,787 --> 00:00:59,999 Communication is the most important thing. 24 00:01:00,757 --> 00:01:03,554 Patience is the most important thing? 25 00:01:05,601 --> 00:01:06,601 No. 26 00:01:07,953 --> 00:01:10,481 Hi, my name is Iggy, 27 00:01:10,823 --> 00:01:14,568 I am going through a divorce, I have four amazing children, 28 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,093 and I'm on this app because... 29 00:01:17,888 --> 00:01:20,882 Well, because who wants to go through this awful, 30 00:01:21,077 --> 00:01:22,983 confusing, joyous world alone? 31 00:01:31,682 --> 00:01:33,046 Yeah. 32 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,776 All right. 33 00:01:58,038 --> 00:01:59,577 *NEW AMSTERDAM * Season 05 Episode 02 34 00:01:59,663 --> 00:02:00,893 Episode Title: "Hook, Line and Sinker" Aired on: September 27, 2022. 35 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,421 Good morning. 36 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:06,477 Morning. 37 00:02:30,313 --> 00:02:32,960 Yeah, oh, yeah, I'll... bye. 38 00:02:35,373 --> 00:02:37,248 I mean, I just... Tell me honestly. 39 00:02:37,332 --> 00:02:38,400 Am I too old to date on an app? 40 00:02:38,484 --> 00:02:39,968 I'm not worried about you meeting somebody. 41 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:41,361 I am worried about you 42 00:02:41,446 --> 00:02:43,445 marrying the first guy you date, all right? 43 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,797 So let's cross that bridge when we get there. 44 00:02:44,881 --> 00:02:46,360 All right, don't... don't let me do that, by the way. 45 00:02:46,444 --> 00:02:47,148 Well, listen. 46 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,199 It's just like my mom always said when I was with Edie. 47 00:02:49,283 --> 00:02:52,694 There are plenty of fish in the... sea. 48 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:54,938 That was weird. 49 00:02:55,023 --> 00:02:57,234 Iggy, this is my father, Horace. 50 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,977 - Oh. - Dad, this is Iggy. 51 00:03:00,062 --> 00:03:01,632 Yeah, hi. Nice to meet you, finally. 52 00:03:01,718 --> 00:03:03,242 I'm Iggy. Pleasure. 53 00:03:03,327 --> 00:03:05,450 All right, then. Come on, we're going fishing. 54 00:03:05,765 --> 00:03:08,413 Today? Wait. Now? 55 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:10,889 The bass will be sleeping by noon. 56 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:13,508 I... I can't. I'm at work. 57 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,569 I'm working. 58 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:17,659 I'm supervising a resident's fem-pop bypass this morning. 59 00:03:17,897 --> 00:03:20,109 There's got to be other doctors in this hospital. 60 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:22,890 That is true. 61 00:03:24,581 --> 00:03:26,739 I'm sorry, Dad, this is not how I run my department. 62 00:03:26,824 --> 00:03:28,654 This is not about how you run your department. 63 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,702 It's about how you run your life. 64 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:36,507 I can't. I'm sorry. 65 00:03:38,182 --> 00:03:39,687 Well, suit yourself. 66 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:42,288 But don't tell me I didn't try. 67 00:03:45,385 --> 00:03:47,012 What are you doing? You wanted this, right? 68 00:03:47,096 --> 00:03:49,624 No, not like that. Not out of the blue. 69 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:52,288 You can't control how love comes into your life. 70 00:03:53,235 --> 00:03:55,411 All right? That's good advice for me, too. 71 00:03:57,812 --> 00:03:59,218 Okay. 72 00:03:59,303 --> 00:04:02,374 Hey, Pop, wait up. Hey. 73 00:04:04,506 --> 00:04:06,988 Whoo-hoo. That's what I'm talking about. 74 00:04:12,078 --> 00:04:14,968 Hey, good morning. New haircut? 75 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:17,449 Look, I know Casey is out of town, 76 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,306 so you need someone to gossip with, 77 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:21,835 but may I suggest, quite literally, 78 00:04:21,958 --> 00:04:23,744 anyone else in our entire department? 79 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,878 Ooh, speaking of our department, 80 00:04:25,962 --> 00:04:27,749 Layla's visa finally got approved, 81 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,446 which means, drum roll please. 82 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,351 No. 83 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,906 She's finally moving out of my apartment 84 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:33,300 and into her own place. 85 00:04:33,385 --> 00:04:35,844 You know, maybe you can call Casey, Face Time him? 86 00:04:35,929 --> 00:04:36,715 I don't know. 87 00:04:36,799 --> 00:04:37,898 All that's left to do now 88 00:04:37,983 --> 00:04:39,856 is to pick up my clothes from storage, 89 00:04:39,941 --> 00:04:42,851 which I am dreading, but I need them, you know? 90 00:04:43,021 --> 00:04:45,757 I've been living in the same eight outfits for months 91 00:04:45,929 --> 00:04:48,741 and my undies are practically translucent. 92 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:50,903 Why did you wait till things were see-through? 93 00:04:50,987 --> 00:04:52,165 I mean, most storage places let you 94 00:04:52,249 --> 00:04:53,367 get things whenever you want. 95 00:04:53,451 --> 00:04:55,648 Yeah, well, it's not that kind of storage. 96 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:03,155 Brunstetter, a word? 97 00:05:05,742 --> 00:05:06,963 What are you doing? 98 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:08,184 She can't afford her blood pressure meds, 99 00:05:08,268 --> 00:05:09,881 and it's only 40 bucks, so... 100 00:05:10,049 --> 00:05:11,792 Okay, we don't pay patients out of pocket. 101 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:12,694 I know. 102 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:15,109 Even in situations like this. 103 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:17,624 For every Esther, there are a dozen more just like her. 104 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:19,413 I know, it's just... 105 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:22,429 It's hard not to do something when I can. 106 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,834 You can pick up your prescription at a pharmacy. 107 00:05:41,022 --> 00:05:42,287 Thank you. 108 00:05:42,372 --> 00:05:43,929 You really didn't need to do this. 109 00:05:44,038 --> 00:05:45,750 It's okay. It's not a problem at all. 110 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,359 Oh, hang on. Just a little problem here. 111 00:05:49,444 --> 00:05:52,138 Sorry, guys, I'm just a little short on cash. 112 00:05:52,222 --> 00:05:55,446 Oh, Max, Max. Do you mind spotting me? 113 00:05:55,530 --> 00:05:57,187 Oh, sure. 114 00:05:58,794 --> 00:06:00,038 Happy to help. 115 00:06:00,258 --> 00:06:01,351 Sorry. Thank you. 116 00:06:01,435 --> 00:06:02,656 Mm-hmm. 117 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,602 Let me guess. Budget meeting? 118 00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:07,767 Oh, this is my new and improved cost savings plan. 119 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:09,344 Worked all week on this bad boy. 120 00:06:09,429 --> 00:06:10,790 All right, how much are you going to save? 121 00:06:10,874 --> 00:06:13,585 $432. 122 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:15,273 Ooh, that's going to be good meeting. 123 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:17,048 Well hey, you just had to borrow 5 bucks from me. 124 00:06:17,132 --> 00:06:18,293 You're not one to talk. 125 00:06:18,377 --> 00:06:19,273 All right, do you know what? 126 00:06:19,358 --> 00:06:20,343 You had to spot me because 127 00:06:20,428 --> 00:06:22,032 my patient couldn't afford her blood pressure meds, 128 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,500 and since it took just 40 bucks to save her life, 129 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:25,952 - that is what I did. - Hmm. 130 00:06:26,037 --> 00:06:28,503 And we see patients like her every single day, Max, 131 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:30,248 stuck in the Medicare donut hole, 132 00:06:30,434 --> 00:06:31,785 unable to afford their meds. 133 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:34,273 I mean, some of them can't even afford a daily meal. 134 00:06:34,823 --> 00:06:37,175 I mean, if they had just a little extra cash, 135 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,671 they wouldn't keep ending up in the ED. 136 00:06:45,791 --> 00:06:47,797 All right, well, that was not the reaction I was expecting. 137 00:06:47,881 --> 00:06:50,931 But that is a great savings plan, Lauren. 138 00:06:51,016 --> 00:06:52,239 Oh, no. 139 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,655 This is Canaan Ochoa, thrown from vehicle. 140 00:06:55,835 --> 00:06:58,125 Abrasions, hemothorax, and crush injury 141 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,599 to the right shoulder and rib cage. 142 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:03,562 Give me a rapid infuser and notify the blood bank. 143 00:07:03,647 --> 00:07:05,784 Prepare for rapid sequence intubation. 144 00:07:05,869 --> 00:07:07,978 Make sure we have a humeral head retractor in the kit. 145 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,469 It's extensive crush injury. 146 00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:11,823 All spreaders and gougers on the tray. 147 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:15,155 On my count, one, two, three. 148 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:19,944 Work up that MAYSI score. 149 00:07:20,262 --> 00:07:22,181 Blood bank's been notified. 150 00:07:23,816 --> 00:07:26,106 It's probably gonna require a drain. 151 00:07:26,191 --> 00:07:29,160 Problem looks too extensive for a transhumeral procedure. 152 00:07:29,245 --> 00:07:31,555 Can you feel that? 153 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:33,001 No. 154 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,633 Anticipate a shoulder disarticulation. 155 00:07:35,717 --> 00:07:37,504 All right, what about now? 156 00:07:37,588 --> 00:07:38,715 Anything? 157 00:07:38,844 --> 00:07:41,197 What's wrong with me? 158 00:07:43,741 --> 00:07:45,826 The accident crushed your shoulder. 159 00:07:45,911 --> 00:07:48,271 Your bones, muscles, nerves, blood vessels, 160 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:49,777 they're all badly damaged. 161 00:07:49,861 --> 00:07:51,129 Oh, my God. 162 00:07:51,297 --> 00:07:53,302 Determine if the patient is a candidate for... 163 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:55,606 All right, we can save your life, Canaan, 164 00:07:55,691 --> 00:07:57,871 but the operation is going to require 165 00:07:57,956 --> 00:08:00,067 the amputation of your right arm. 166 00:08:00,336 --> 00:08:01,732 W-What? 167 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:05,769 No, you can't take my arm. Please, please. 168 00:08:05,977 --> 00:08:07,829 The artery in your shoulder, it's been weakened. 169 00:08:07,913 --> 00:08:09,297 It could rupture at any second. 170 00:08:09,382 --> 00:08:11,921 If that happens, you will die within minutes. 171 00:08:12,015 --> 00:08:13,192 We need to operate now. 172 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:16,288 No, no, there has to be some other way. 173 00:08:16,618 --> 00:08:17,730 I wish that there were. 174 00:08:17,815 --> 00:08:20,168 Well, don't I have kind of say in this? 175 00:08:20,253 --> 00:08:21,388 Of course. 176 00:08:21,497 --> 00:08:23,090 We need your permission to operate. 177 00:08:23,176 --> 00:08:24,882 Okay, well, you don't have it. 178 00:08:28,632 --> 00:08:32,640 You can't take my arm. I'd rather die. 179 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,637 Wow, we made good time. 180 00:08:51,176 --> 00:08:54,121 This is really something. 181 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,598 Never been out here before. 182 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,427 - Here, hold this. - All right. 183 00:08:59,820 --> 00:09:01,864 - Want me to grab it? - Nope. 184 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:05,137 Wow. 185 00:09:07,306 --> 00:09:11,004 This is beautiful, Pops. 186 00:09:12,512 --> 00:09:15,552 It's just the two of us, father and son, 187 00:09:15,637 --> 00:09:17,658 spending some good quality... Whoa, whoa, whoa. 188 00:09:17,743 --> 00:09:18,922 Where are you going? 189 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,460 The best spot is just down here. 190 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:22,244 Yeah, but the sign. 191 00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:23,550 Oh, they got to put that up. 192 00:09:23,634 --> 00:09:25,763 Just making sure we not terrorists out here 193 00:09:25,848 --> 00:09:28,442 trying to mess with the New York City drinking water. 194 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:29,791 It's nothing. 195 00:09:29,876 --> 00:09:32,450 Yeah, but it clearly says no trespassing. 196 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:35,831 You always mind the rules, Floyd. 197 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:37,551 Good kid. 198 00:09:38,083 --> 00:09:40,087 Never too late to fix that. 199 00:09:43,018 --> 00:09:44,806 Oh, come on, now. 200 00:09:45,055 --> 00:09:49,193 It ain't fishing if you ain't trespassing just a little. 201 00:09:57,581 --> 00:09:59,062 Yo, Pops, wait up. 202 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:05,723 Hey, I got your page. How can I help? 203 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:09,115 My patient needs his right arm amputated at the shoulder 204 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,510 or he's going to be dead within a matter of hours. 205 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:14,470 However, he is refusing the life-saving surgery, 206 00:10:14,554 --> 00:10:18,474 so I need you to declare him incompetent 207 00:10:18,558 --> 00:10:20,519 so that I can move forward with the operation 208 00:10:20,603 --> 00:10:22,223 and save his life. 209 00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:26,004 Okay, do you know who that is? 210 00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,293 - Who? - That's Canaan Ochoa. 211 00:10:32,538 --> 00:10:35,926 He's the starting pitcher for the Brooklyn Cyclones. 212 00:10:41,869 --> 00:10:42,873 Morning. 213 00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:44,489 Now, who's ready to have their world 214 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:46,536 completely rocked by my new plan? 215 00:10:46,673 --> 00:10:48,460 Let's see, your last cost-saving plan 216 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,974 was equal to the price of a one-way flight to Rochester. 217 00:10:51,059 --> 00:10:53,552 Well, then, buckle your seat belt, Madam Chairwoman. 218 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,249 $5,000. 219 00:10:55,333 --> 00:10:57,295 That is the average cost 220 00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:59,080 when a patient comes through our doors 221 00:10:59,164 --> 00:11:01,778 at this hospital, but I have found a way 222 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:05,200 to reduce this number to... 223 00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:08,467 50. 224 00:11:08,808 --> 00:11:11,403 - Any questions? - Yes, is this a joke? 225 00:11:11,611 --> 00:11:13,404 Nope, there's nothing funny about savings like these. 226 00:11:13,488 --> 00:11:14,964 There's no way this is legal. 227 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,326 Well, that's a great question, 228 00:11:16,411 --> 00:11:17,450 and I'm glad you asked. 229 00:11:17,535 --> 00:11:19,453 We're going to accomplish this with targeted 230 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:22,108 monetary prescriptions specifically designed 231 00:11:22,229 --> 00:11:24,758 to nip expensive and avoidable hospital stays 232 00:11:24,842 --> 00:11:25,840 right in the bud. 233 00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:27,975 This expression you see? Disbelief. 234 00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:30,202 Oh, okay. Well, let me prove it to you. 235 00:11:30,286 --> 00:11:33,423 Fund a one-day pilot program, and if it succeeds, 236 00:11:33,508 --> 00:11:34,817 we make it permanent 237 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:38,879 and we sit back and we let the savings roll in. 238 00:11:41,423 --> 00:11:44,124 It's hard to argue with those numbers. 239 00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:46,954 Yeah, she's right, so let's not argue. 240 00:11:48,780 --> 00:11:52,571 All right, fine. All in favor? 241 00:11:55,872 --> 00:11:58,559 Your pilot program is hereby approved. 242 00:11:59,565 --> 00:12:00,742 Thank you, Karen. 243 00:12:04,011 --> 00:12:06,625 You mind showing me how you plan on implementing 244 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,365 this revolutionary, never-been-thought-of program 245 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,512 in just one day? 246 00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:12,887 I thought you'd never ask. 247 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,804 This is going to change lives. 248 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:27,184 Oh, dear God. 249 00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:36,934 Hi. Mr. Ochoa? 250 00:12:38,785 --> 00:12:40,484 Hi, I'm Dr. Frome. 251 00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:43,052 Can I ask you a few questions? 252 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:45,186 Do what you got to do. 253 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:46,447 Okay, thank you. 254 00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:48,004 Can you tell me what year it is? 255 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,723 2022. 256 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:51,786 And where are we right now? 257 00:12:52,276 --> 00:12:53,801 A hospital. 258 00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:57,526 And if you found a stamped letter on the ground, 259 00:12:57,805 --> 00:12:59,582 what would you do with it? 260 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,832 You think I'm crazy. 261 00:13:02,968 --> 00:13:06,409 You have rejected life-saving medical care, 262 00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:09,200 and it is my job to determine whether you're of sound mind 263 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:11,051 to sign your death warrant today. 264 00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:14,040 That's not the kind of thing that we want to get wrong, 265 00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:15,676 understand? 266 00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:19,223 All right. 267 00:13:20,226 --> 00:13:21,831 Do you have any family that would be impacted 268 00:13:21,915 --> 00:13:23,629 by your choice to die? 269 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,926 No, my team was my family. 270 00:13:28,356 --> 00:13:30,145 I already lost them. 271 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,655 You know, many successful people 272 00:13:33,927 --> 00:13:36,622 have a brutally hard time separating the sense of self 273 00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:37,412 from their career. 274 00:13:37,496 --> 00:13:39,413 T-this isn't my career. 275 00:13:39,598 --> 00:13:42,504 Okay, all right, it's not your career. 276 00:13:42,675 --> 00:13:43,810 Got it. 277 00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:46,981 So tell me, what is it? 278 00:13:47,469 --> 00:13:49,231 This is my life. 279 00:13:50,377 --> 00:13:53,559 This is... I don't even know the word. 280 00:13:53,772 --> 00:13:55,465 You're calling? 281 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,051 You know the first game I ever pitched? 282 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:05,004 I left my body. For real. 283 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:08,466 I mean, I was up there just thinking about all the things 284 00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:10,749 I had to do, you know, move my ankle here, 285 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:12,442 adjust my hips there. 286 00:14:13,706 --> 00:14:15,614 And then suddenly, I was just... 287 00:14:15,863 --> 00:14:20,926 watching it all happen, 10,000 tiny movements, 288 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,301 and then bam. 289 00:14:24,104 --> 00:14:28,546 That ball soared right to where it was supposed to go, 290 00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:31,118 and it may have been me doing the wind-up, 291 00:14:31,202 --> 00:14:33,145 but God was throwing that ball. 292 00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:41,289 And if I can't have that... 293 00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:45,281 I don't want to live, man. 294 00:14:49,437 --> 00:14:51,469 I know what I'm choosing, doctor. 295 00:14:55,181 --> 00:14:57,961 So if I found a stamped envelope on the ground, 296 00:14:59,272 --> 00:15:00,781 I'd mail it. 297 00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:19,656 Cancel the surgery. 298 00:15:24,615 --> 00:15:26,618 23-year-old jumper off the Hell's Gate Bridge, 299 00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:28,392 now with multiple lower extremity fractures. 300 00:15:28,476 --> 00:15:29,751 Heart rate, respirations normal. 301 00:15:29,836 --> 00:15:31,212 We got to him in the nick of time. 302 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,310 Stay with us, kid. We got you. 303 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,538 I messed up. I'm sorry. 304 00:15:37,623 --> 00:15:38,976 Okay, let's get him to Bay 29. 305 00:15:39,061 --> 00:15:40,065 You got nothing to be sorry about. 306 00:15:40,149 --> 00:15:41,321 Just promise us once they fix you up, 307 00:15:41,405 --> 00:15:42,714 you'll come by the station and say hi. 308 00:15:42,798 --> 00:15:44,541 Patient ortho and psych, stat. 309 00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:47,062 Mike? 310 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,672 Mike? Man down! 311 00:15:49,842 --> 00:15:51,719 Any medical history I should know about? 312 00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:53,374 No, nothing. Mike's in perfect health. 313 00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:54,854 He's the one who saved the jumper. 314 00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:57,031 - We need a stretcher! - I'm on it. 315 00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,894 Aloe Blacc's "I Need A Dollar" plays... 316 00:16:08,805 --> 00:16:10,875 Wow, it really works. 317 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,056 What are you going to spend your prescription on? 318 00:16:13,142 --> 00:16:14,109 Oh, my knees are terrible. 319 00:16:14,194 --> 00:16:15,606 I'm a waiter, but I haven't been able to work, 320 00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:17,750 so I'm getting orthotics. 321 00:16:17,835 --> 00:16:19,448 Great. 322 00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:21,820 There you go. Help yourself. 323 00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:23,109 Who's next? 324 00:16:23,194 --> 00:16:24,094 Hi, there. 325 00:16:24,179 --> 00:16:26,133 Pop that in, and there's your cash. 326 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:27,614 ♪ A dollar is what I need 327 00:16:27,699 --> 00:16:28,929 What are you going to spend your prescription on? 328 00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,889 - Groceries. - Excellent. 329 00:16:30,974 --> 00:16:33,196 - ♪ A dollar is what I need - ♪ Hey, hey 330 00:16:33,281 --> 00:16:34,721 It's working. 331 00:16:34,806 --> 00:16:36,594 ♪ A dollar, a dollar, a dollar is what I need ♪ 332 00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,988 - A gym membership. - Nice. 333 00:16:39,073 --> 00:16:40,473 ♪ And if I share with you my story ♪ 334 00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:42,561 ♪ Would you share your dollar with me ♪ 335 00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:44,040 ♪ Come on, share your dollar with me ♪ 336 00:16:44,124 --> 00:16:45,844 A haircut. 337 00:16:46,816 --> 00:16:48,082 Good. 338 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,137 ♪ Come on, share your dollar with me ♪ 339 00:16:50,339 --> 00:16:52,180 Tickets to the Laugh Shack. 340 00:16:52,828 --> 00:16:53,828 Mm. 341 00:17:01,097 --> 00:17:05,408 Uh, I was prescribed cash for a bus pass. 342 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:07,410 Walking to work in this heat 343 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,762 was triggering my extreme asthma. 344 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:15,289 Yeah, that's... may I try? Hmm. 345 00:17:22,696 --> 00:17:24,657 I think this well has run dry. 346 00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,996 Sorry, this was only a pilot program. 347 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:32,232 So this prescription is no longer any good? 348 00:17:43,798 --> 00:17:46,192 This time, jig it a little when you reel it back. 349 00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:49,567 I never knew you liked fishing this much. 350 00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,670 Ever since I was a kid. 351 00:17:55,048 --> 00:17:57,397 Oh, don't watch me, watch the rod tip. 352 00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:02,106 Rod tip. Right. 353 00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:05,052 Oh, not like that. 354 00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:07,646 You try to hook them, not tickle them. 355 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,821 Hey, man, you never taught me how to fish. 356 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,826 How am I supposed to know what I'm doing out here? 357 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:13,782 Yeah, I never taught you how to be a surgeon neither, 358 00:18:13,866 --> 00:18:15,912 and that turned out just fine. 359 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:25,664 Oh, Pops, I got something. 360 00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,637 Wait, what... what do I do? 361 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,368 Run! 362 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,145 What? 363 00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,455 Oh, crap! 364 00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:38,937 Son of a... 365 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:47,615 Lungs are clear. 366 00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,861 - Regular heart rhythm. - EKG looks fine. 367 00:18:49,945 --> 00:18:51,602 Pupils reactive, no signs of head trauma. 368 00:18:51,686 --> 00:18:52,904 So it's not cardiac. 369 00:18:52,989 --> 00:18:54,606 It's probably not subdural. 370 00:18:55,894 --> 00:18:57,818 - No signs of concussion. - No signs of bleeding. 371 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:58,965 It doesn't make any sense. 372 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:01,046 Mike was fine before he went in the water. 373 00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:02,309 He didn't even hesitate. 374 00:19:02,393 --> 00:19:04,465 He dove right in and pulled the guy to shore. 375 00:19:05,172 --> 00:19:06,480 He's dry drowning. 376 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,043 But there's no water in his lungs. 377 00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:09,254 He must have inhaled 378 00:19:09,339 --> 00:19:10,735 some small particles when he dove into the river. 379 00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:13,239 His airway is blocked due to severe laryngeal spasm. 380 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:14,633 We can't oxygenate him. 381 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:15,756 There's no air that's getting in. 382 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:18,063 No, we need to intubate now. Come on. 383 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,114 If one of your patients told you 384 00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:26,834 that they were going to go home and hang themselves, 385 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:27,882 wouldn't you stop them? 386 00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,144 That's not the same thing. 387 00:19:29,229 --> 00:19:30,396 Mental health care professionals 388 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,637 intervene if someone demonstrates a plan. 389 00:19:32,815 --> 00:19:35,167 If a patient is actively going to pursue self-harm, 390 00:19:35,251 --> 00:19:36,429 yes, of course, I step in. 391 00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:38,214 But Canaan isn't doing anything. 392 00:19:38,298 --> 00:19:41,692 He's just refusing to let us do something, which is his right. 393 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,311 - Don't hide behind semantics. - Let's call this what it is. 394 00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:45,916 We are letting him die. 395 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:46,918 No, we are not. 396 00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:48,312 We are letting a patient tell the doctors 397 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,359 what they can and can't do to his body. 398 00:19:50,444 --> 00:19:51,387 That's it. 399 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:52,522 That's what New Amsterdam stands for. 400 00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:53,957 That's why we're here. 401 00:19:54,183 --> 00:19:55,361 Really? 402 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,520 I thought that we were here to save lives. 403 00:19:57,605 --> 00:20:00,293 No, no, not against a patient's wishes, we're not. 404 00:20:00,489 --> 00:20:02,568 Even if that was ethically okay, which it is not, 405 00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:05,325 he would sue you for wrongful life and he would win. 406 00:20:05,410 --> 00:20:06,840 Believe me. 407 00:20:07,849 --> 00:20:09,770 If you force a surgery on that man, 408 00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:10,932 you will lose your license. 409 00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:13,418 You will never practice medicine again. 410 00:20:14,576 --> 00:20:15,842 Is that what you want? 411 00:20:28,218 --> 00:20:30,223 Prep Canaan Ochoa for surgery. 412 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,364 Why are you doing this? 413 00:20:48,566 --> 00:20:50,646 The subclavian artery could rupture at any moment. 414 00:20:50,731 --> 00:20:52,825 We don't have much time to save this man's life. 415 00:20:56,676 --> 00:20:58,285 You can start. 416 00:21:03,988 --> 00:21:05,535 Ah... 417 00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:08,003 I don't want to live like this. 418 00:21:15,348 --> 00:21:16,825 Out! 419 00:21:19,222 --> 00:21:22,010 Everybody out. Clear the OR. 420 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:51,207 You offend me. 421 00:21:52,124 --> 00:21:53,302 Would you tell a group of wounded vets 422 00:21:53,386 --> 00:21:55,520 that their lives aren't worth living? 423 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:59,310 Or someone who is missing an eye or a leg? 424 00:21:59,395 --> 00:22:01,590 I-i-it's not that. 425 00:22:02,787 --> 00:22:04,399 Then what? 426 00:22:04,582 --> 00:22:08,154 You're not special anymore, so you're just going to die? 427 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:14,676 I'm nothing else. 428 00:22:16,059 --> 00:22:20,379 Before baseball, I was nothing. 429 00:22:22,034 --> 00:22:24,551 And now, without it... 430 00:22:26,339 --> 00:22:27,825 what's left? 431 00:22:34,996 --> 00:22:38,216 If I had quit when I couldn't see a way forward, 432 00:22:38,739 --> 00:22:40,426 I would not be here with you now. 433 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:44,536 You have spent your whole life defining yourself 434 00:22:44,621 --> 00:22:46,247 in this one narrow way, 435 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:49,010 and you have convinced yourself that is poetry. 436 00:22:54,301 --> 00:22:56,192 I got news for you, Canaan. 437 00:22:56,817 --> 00:23:01,762 You would not be any less human if you woke up in post-op. 438 00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:06,418 In fact, maybe, 439 00:23:08,379 --> 00:23:10,325 I don't know, just maybe, 440 00:23:12,284 --> 00:23:13,864 you would be more. 441 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,569 Boy, you should have seen the look on your face. 442 00:23:26,828 --> 00:23:29,658 You got wheels, son, I'll give you that. 443 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:30,929 You think this is funny? 444 00:23:31,014 --> 00:23:33,108 Come on, we made a rent-a-cop run a little. 445 00:23:33,356 --> 00:23:35,210 Man needed exercise. 446 00:23:35,357 --> 00:23:38,633 That was a Homeland Security officer, Dad. 447 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,540 Homeland Security, for God's sake. 448 00:23:40,624 --> 00:23:41,828 Oh, you need to relax. 449 00:23:41,913 --> 00:23:43,281 I'm a doctor at a public hospital. 450 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,196 If I get detained by Homeland Security, 451 00:23:45,281 --> 00:23:46,367 I could lose my license. 452 00:23:46,452 --> 00:23:48,727 Yeah, here we go with the doctor business again. 453 00:23:48,812 --> 00:23:51,328 Every chance you get, you slip that in. 454 00:23:52,113 --> 00:23:54,074 Spoons. They like spoons. 455 00:23:54,158 --> 00:23:55,564 We're going to put spoons on the end of this. 456 00:23:55,648 --> 00:23:57,818 What the hell are you doing? 457 00:23:58,078 --> 00:24:00,863 What I came to do. Fish are still biting. 458 00:24:00,947 --> 00:24:03,431 Come on, let's go. 459 00:24:03,578 --> 00:24:05,303 Are you serious right now? 460 00:24:05,387 --> 00:24:06,609 We could have gone to jail. 461 00:24:06,693 --> 00:24:08,089 No, we're not going fishing. We're going home. 462 00:24:08,173 --> 00:24:10,396 You're the one pestering me for months! 463 00:24:10,726 --> 00:24:12,311 You're the one who wanted all this! 464 00:24:12,395 --> 00:24:13,703 And now, you're blaming me 465 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,666 because it don't live up to your high expectations. 466 00:24:17,617 --> 00:24:19,100 That's... that's not what this is. 467 00:24:19,184 --> 00:24:20,754 Nobody force you to be here, Floyd. 468 00:24:20,838 --> 00:24:24,109 And last I checked, nobody's keeping you here now. 469 00:24:26,234 --> 00:24:30,156 I came to go fishing, and fishing is what I mean to do. 470 00:24:44,648 --> 00:24:47,538 How many nibbles have we gotten? 471 00:24:47,927 --> 00:24:48,886 What? 472 00:24:48,995 --> 00:24:52,195 Likes, bites, hearts, swipes. 473 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,460 And how many hot dudes are buying what we are selling? 474 00:24:54,546 --> 00:24:55,658 Oh, my gosh, Oh, the hot dudes. 475 00:24:55,742 --> 00:24:57,953 I don't know, let's see. 476 00:24:58,136 --> 00:24:59,835 All right. 477 00:25:01,095 --> 00:25:03,117 Uh, zero. 478 00:25:03,662 --> 00:25:05,234 Is that right? 479 00:25:05,552 --> 00:25:07,547 You know, maybe it didn't post. 480 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,019 No, no. No, it posted. 481 00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:10,716 - It's right there. - Oh, yeah. 482 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,671 Clear as day. 483 00:25:13,062 --> 00:25:17,550 I guess everyone who saw it just swiped the other way. 484 00:25:17,999 --> 00:25:20,523 Turns out nobody's buying what I'm selling today. 485 00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:23,251 Okay. Hmm. 486 00:25:23,405 --> 00:25:25,320 Oh. 487 00:25:26,885 --> 00:25:28,061 Okay. 488 00:25:30,994 --> 00:25:32,651 For what it's worth, 489 00:25:32,836 --> 00:25:36,275 I would have swiped the right direction. 490 00:25:45,051 --> 00:25:46,422 Big news, everybody. 491 00:25:46,507 --> 00:25:47,836 Our humble, little pilot program 492 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:49,408 was an unmitigated success. 493 00:25:49,492 --> 00:25:52,148 Today, we saved this hospital, conservatively speaking, 494 00:25:52,232 --> 00:25:55,283 $100,000. 495 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,619 I know what you're thinking. 496 00:25:56,703 --> 00:25:57,680 That's maybe the first time 497 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,571 I've actually saved this hospital money. 498 00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:00,947 That's why I wanted to get it in writing. 499 00:26:01,031 --> 00:26:02,551 Now, here's what I'm thinking. 500 00:26:02,635 --> 00:26:05,485 We redirect those savings right back into the ATM in the lobby 501 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:07,125 where there are still patients lined up 502 00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:08,516 to fulfill their prescriptions 503 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:10,641 and we just keep that magic flowing. 504 00:26:10,726 --> 00:26:12,640 Some people thought it couldn't be done. 505 00:26:13,298 --> 00:26:15,265 This is where our money has been going? 506 00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:16,381 Pedicures? 507 00:26:16,466 --> 00:26:18,212 Prescribed by a podiatrist for an ingrown toenail. 508 00:26:18,296 --> 00:26:19,306 The Laugh Shack? 509 00:26:19,390 --> 00:26:21,383 For depression. Laughter is the best medicine. 510 00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:22,440 Seeds? 511 00:26:22,524 --> 00:26:24,250 Behavioral health uses gardening 512 00:26:24,335 --> 00:26:25,430 to help ease anxiety. 513 00:26:25,515 --> 00:26:26,665 Lingerie? 514 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,915 Support bras, actually. It's a great story... 515 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,296 We're a hospital, Max, not a Target. 516 00:26:31,454 --> 00:26:32,415 Right. 517 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,852 How do we know these patients are 518 00:26:33,937 --> 00:26:36,334 even using the money for what it was prescribed for? 519 00:26:36,419 --> 00:26:37,585 We don't. 520 00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:39,370 So any of these people would just take our money 521 00:26:39,454 --> 00:26:41,570 and go out and buy a PlayStation game? 522 00:26:41,671 --> 00:26:43,462 Yeah, actually, that was prescribed 523 00:26:43,546 --> 00:26:45,579 for a patient with autism. 524 00:26:45,664 --> 00:26:47,141 Helps with social skills. 525 00:26:47,226 --> 00:26:50,446 Our detractors already accuse socialized medicine 526 00:26:50,531 --> 00:26:51,852 of being just handouts. 527 00:26:51,937 --> 00:26:53,375 Now you're standing here 528 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,796 saying your big innovation is literally handouts? 529 00:26:55,906 --> 00:26:57,649 No, no, no, no. 530 00:26:57,733 --> 00:27:00,821 Our medical staff are assessing patients' needs 531 00:27:00,906 --> 00:27:03,109 and then writing them specific prescriptions... 532 00:27:03,195 --> 00:27:04,218 - For cash? - Yeah. 533 00:27:04,303 --> 00:27:06,040 There's zero accountability here, Max. 534 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,830 Well, that line of thinking suggests that you only 535 00:27:07,914 --> 00:27:10,211 see our patients as crooks and liars when actually, 536 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,360 they're just real people in need of real health care. 537 00:27:13,444 --> 00:27:15,001 But none of these things are health care. 538 00:27:15,085 --> 00:27:17,281 All of these things are health care. 539 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:20,430 A bus pass for a woman whose severe asthma is triggered 540 00:27:20,515 --> 00:27:23,500 every time she's forced to walk to work, that is health care. 541 00:27:23,585 --> 00:27:25,134 And when we spend money now, we save money later, 542 00:27:25,218 --> 00:27:28,125 because all of this is preventative care. 543 00:27:34,094 --> 00:27:35,318 If you don't believe me, 544 00:27:35,402 --> 00:27:37,329 just follow these patients for six weeks 545 00:27:37,414 --> 00:27:38,203 and you'll see that's true. 546 00:27:38,288 --> 00:27:40,671 Here's what will be true today or in six weeks. 547 00:27:40,781 --> 00:27:42,633 You want New Amsterdam to give away free money 548 00:27:42,718 --> 00:27:43,892 and no matter how you spin it, 549 00:27:43,976 --> 00:27:44,870 those are handouts and that's just wrong. 550 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:47,875 - No, Karen... - I'm sorry, Max, shut it down. 551 00:28:01,390 --> 00:28:04,237 He's progressed to hemorrhagic pulmonary edema. 552 00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:05,592 BP is dropping. 553 00:28:05,677 --> 00:28:07,457 His heart's not getting enough damn oxygen. 554 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:10,313 - Hang another bag of saline. - And start a do but a mine drip. 555 00:28:12,210 --> 00:28:14,102 - It looks like V-fib. - Damn it. 556 00:28:17,945 --> 00:28:20,312 Confirming V-fib. 557 00:28:22,513 --> 00:28:23,789 Clear. 558 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,012 Nothing. 559 00:28:27,097 --> 00:28:29,363 Going again. 560 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,462 Clear. 561 00:28:32,201 --> 00:28:33,424 Nothing. 562 00:28:33,898 --> 00:28:35,195 Going again. 563 00:28:35,314 --> 00:28:36,710 There's too much blunting. 564 00:28:38,661 --> 00:28:40,013 I can't get any oxygen in. 565 00:28:57,462 --> 00:29:00,570 Time of death, 4:22 p.m. 566 00:29:23,570 --> 00:29:25,257 We did everything we could. 567 00:29:28,702 --> 00:29:30,437 But I just... 568 00:29:34,924 --> 00:29:36,668 I'm so sorry. 569 00:30:04,198 --> 00:30:06,464 Oh, my God. 570 00:30:06,635 --> 00:30:08,671 The fish won. 571 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:09,985 Can't control 572 00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:11,597 how love comes to you, huh? 573 00:30:11,682 --> 00:30:14,265 Aren't you supposed to be a brilliant therapist, 574 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:15,860 master of human insight? 575 00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:18,071 Oh, come on, it couldn't have been that bad, right? 576 00:30:18,156 --> 00:30:19,954 Plus, you can't put a price on adventure. 577 00:30:20,148 --> 00:30:21,297 Although to be fair, 578 00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:22,903 I don't know how much those pants cost. 579 00:30:23,015 --> 00:30:25,296 I should have known playing hooky with him was a mistake. 580 00:30:26,179 --> 00:30:28,680 To think all this time, I got him to hang out with me, 581 00:30:28,765 --> 00:30:31,165 what, three, maybe four times, max? 582 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,367 And it's always me trying to arrange it. 583 00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:35,726 It's always me trying to pin him down. 584 00:30:36,022 --> 00:30:38,476 And there he was this morning coming to me with a plan. 585 00:30:38,561 --> 00:30:41,110 All right? And he was so excited. 586 00:30:41,195 --> 00:30:42,629 But you know what? 587 00:30:43,328 --> 00:30:45,071 He wasn't showing up for me. 588 00:30:45,156 --> 00:30:47,195 'Cause when I got in trouble, he didn't care. 589 00:30:47,411 --> 00:30:48,590 Yeah. You know what? 590 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:50,437 I almost got arrested today. 591 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:51,721 What? 592 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,617 Yeah, almost lost my whole career. 593 00:30:53,734 --> 00:30:56,687 And all he can think about was getting back to the damn trout. 594 00:30:57,578 --> 00:31:00,687 And when I called him out on it, he blew up. 595 00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:04,532 Dude went from Norman Rockwell to screaming 596 00:31:04,617 --> 00:31:06,393 to total indifference in one afternoon. 597 00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:09,109 Oh, sorry to hear that. 598 00:31:09,698 --> 00:31:13,133 Well, Mama was right. She was right. 599 00:31:13,218 --> 00:31:15,001 She always said that horse was like a roller coaster. 600 00:31:15,085 --> 00:31:17,110 Starts out fun, but before you know it, 601 00:31:17,195 --> 00:31:19,313 your back's out and you want to throw up. 602 00:31:19,398 --> 00:31:21,485 Hey, hey, hey, hey, what was the car ride home like? 603 00:31:21,570 --> 00:31:23,106 I Ubered. 604 00:31:23,437 --> 00:31:26,304 - You know why? - Uh, why? 605 00:31:28,057 --> 00:31:30,668 'Cause he's still out there fishing. 606 00:31:33,229 --> 00:31:35,844 So what can you say about a man like that? 607 00:31:36,202 --> 00:31:37,250 Well. 608 00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:39,599 No, go ahead, say it. 609 00:31:39,683 --> 00:31:43,647 Um, okay, well... 610 00:31:43,731 --> 00:31:45,432 I've known the man for exactly two seconds, 611 00:31:45,516 --> 00:31:47,303 so this is worth a grain of salt. 612 00:31:47,387 --> 00:31:51,366 But it sounds like a textbook example 613 00:31:51,451 --> 00:31:55,268 of someone with bipolar disorder. 614 00:32:07,813 --> 00:32:09,382 And it was working. 615 00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:12,952 I didn't come here today to get a bus pass, 616 00:32:13,037 --> 00:32:14,748 I came for my asthma. 617 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,906 Yeah, but all you needed was the bus pass. 618 00:32:19,623 --> 00:32:21,903 Hang on, I can... 619 00:32:24,183 --> 00:32:26,406 I gave all my money away this morning. 620 00:32:28,841 --> 00:32:34,176 Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear. 621 00:32:34,347 --> 00:32:35,906 Here. I got you, ma'am. 622 00:32:35,991 --> 00:32:38,709 - Oh, that's... - Please. 623 00:32:40,514 --> 00:32:41,747 Thank you, dear. 624 00:32:41,858 --> 00:32:43,490 Happy to help. 625 00:32:48,139 --> 00:32:50,312 What is it with this place? 626 00:32:50,397 --> 00:32:53,047 You know, sometimes, even I don't know. 627 00:32:53,545 --> 00:32:54,980 Excuse me. 628 00:32:55,405 --> 00:33:01,373 That was very kind, but you didn't have to do that. 629 00:33:01,459 --> 00:33:02,366 Oh, my pleasure. 630 00:33:02,451 --> 00:33:04,101 I donate to charity all the time, 631 00:33:04,186 --> 00:33:06,164 but nothing feels better 632 00:33:06,249 --> 00:33:08,089 than knowing exactly who your money is helping. 633 00:33:15,737 --> 00:33:17,006 Hmm. 634 00:33:26,932 --> 00:33:28,285 Good work. 635 00:33:28,432 --> 00:33:31,612 Everyone, thank you all. I know today was hard. 636 00:33:33,789 --> 00:33:36,334 You did the hard lift, changing his mind. 637 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,217 All I did was start from a different perspective. 638 00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:59,280 - Good night. - Hey, Karen, do me a favor. 639 00:33:59,701 --> 00:34:03,272 Define handout. Humor me. 640 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:06,313 A gift you didn't earn. 641 00:34:06,397 --> 00:34:08,436 Something for nothing. 642 00:34:09,003 --> 00:34:11,616 So many people come here needing our help 643 00:34:12,514 --> 00:34:14,373 and a lot of them can't pay, 644 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:16,582 but is stopping an unhoused man 645 00:34:16,667 --> 00:34:18,991 from having a heart attack a handout? 646 00:34:19,076 --> 00:34:22,389 Or giving an undocumented kid a polio vaccine? 647 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,288 It's not the same. That's medicine. 648 00:34:24,372 --> 00:34:27,178 Everything I did today was medicine. 649 00:34:27,263 --> 00:34:28,791 The board just can't see that. 650 00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:31,171 But fortunately, I don't need the board 651 00:34:31,256 --> 00:34:33,648 to see that medicine extends beyond these walls, 652 00:34:33,733 --> 00:34:38,737 because the rest of the world already knows that. 653 00:34:38,821 --> 00:34:40,739 Okay, I'll bite. 654 00:34:42,983 --> 00:34:45,511 - "Sponsor a patient." - Mm-hmm. 655 00:34:45,805 --> 00:34:48,850 Each of these patients only needs a small amount of cash 656 00:34:48,951 --> 00:34:53,475 to make a huge impact on their overall health. 657 00:34:54,164 --> 00:34:55,264 See? 658 00:34:55,349 --> 00:34:58,061 ♪ Nobody knows how to go back home ♪ 659 00:34:59,858 --> 00:35:04,127 See, top right. "Allison needs $40." 660 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,484 "I have asthma, and I need a bus pass." 661 00:35:08,569 --> 00:35:12,984 "My eyes are failing, and I need them to read." 662 00:35:13,990 --> 00:35:17,910 "I have back pain, and I would like to hold my baby." 663 00:35:18,304 --> 00:35:22,437 Some of these prescriptions are as low as $5. 664 00:35:22,647 --> 00:35:24,608 We can help tell their story. 665 00:35:24,692 --> 00:35:28,656 These are not numbers or statistics or reckless policy, 666 00:35:28,740 --> 00:35:29,898 they're just people. 667 00:35:29,983 --> 00:35:32,140 And when you see a person in need, you help them. 668 00:35:32,265 --> 00:35:35,945 That's not a handout. That's just humanity. 669 00:35:38,910 --> 00:35:44,658 ♪ This is only where it begins ♪ 670 00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:48,304 ♪ Nobody knows how the story ends ♪ 671 00:35:50,411 --> 00:35:53,026 ♪ Nobody knows how the story ends ♪ 672 00:35:58,716 --> 00:36:01,203 Hey. 673 00:36:01,397 --> 00:36:02,906 Rough day? 674 00:36:02,991 --> 00:36:05,214 Yeah, you know, work... Work is hard, and I... 675 00:36:05,299 --> 00:36:08,947 I, uh, just, uh... 676 00:36:09,032 --> 00:36:10,644 Nothing, never mind. 677 00:36:10,729 --> 00:36:12,244 No, what? 678 00:36:12,348 --> 00:36:14,236 Nothing. It's just... 679 00:36:14,395 --> 00:36:15,398 You know, it's us. 680 00:36:15,482 --> 00:36:17,617 It's... not us. It's me, it's me. 681 00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:19,424 It's moving on stuff, and I'm... 682 00:36:20,531 --> 00:36:21,666 We can't talk about that, right? 683 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:22,750 That's weird. 684 00:36:24,839 --> 00:36:28,322 No, it's... It's not weird at all. 685 00:36:29,151 --> 00:36:30,895 Come on. Spill it. 686 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,244 - Really? - Yeah, I'm a big boy. 687 00:36:33,778 --> 00:36:36,033 Uh, yeah, I don't... 688 00:36:37,576 --> 00:36:39,596 I don't know how to be a single man, Martin. 689 00:36:39,689 --> 00:36:41,119 I don't know what I'm doing. 690 00:36:41,203 --> 00:36:42,635 I'm... 691 00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:43,860 It's pathetic. 692 00:36:43,945 --> 00:36:45,559 I was terrible at it in my 20s. You know. 693 00:36:45,712 --> 00:36:49,327 I'm terrible at it as a single, middle-aged father. 694 00:36:49,411 --> 00:36:53,635 I'm... I'm just bad at it. I'm a failed partner. 695 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:55,419 - Come on. - Well, it's true. 696 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:56,897 Mm. 697 00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:01,049 That is my dating profile. 698 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:05,400 Hard to tell, because nobody swiped left, right, or center. 699 00:37:05,485 --> 00:37:06,794 Nobody. 700 00:37:06,927 --> 00:37:09,758 Um, uh... 701 00:37:09,843 --> 00:37:12,011 Iggy, your profile's set 702 00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:14,197 to only matches over 90 years old. 703 00:37:14,846 --> 00:37:17,286 - I'm sorry, what? - Yeah. 704 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:19,322 - What? - Buddy, yeah. 705 00:37:19,407 --> 00:37:22,240 I think if you just toggle that and then switch that one. 706 00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:25,123 - Oh, my gosh. - Boom. 707 00:37:25,247 --> 00:37:27,297 - Oh, my gosh. - Wowza. 708 00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:30,346 Oh. 709 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:33,150 Holy moly. 710 00:37:33,647 --> 00:37:35,041 I'll see you in three days. 711 00:37:36,078 --> 00:37:39,049 Yeah, yeah, three days. See you then. 712 00:37:51,757 --> 00:37:53,636 Jesus, you going to stand out here all night? 713 00:37:53,721 --> 00:37:55,669 I buzzed you up like ten minutes ago. 714 00:38:02,259 --> 00:38:04,221 Oh yeah, don't mind them. They're not here. 715 00:38:06,874 --> 00:38:10,120 Yeah, so there are all your clothes ready to go. 716 00:38:12,462 --> 00:38:14,971 Should I charge you a storage fee? 717 00:38:30,854 --> 00:38:32,511 You okay? 718 00:38:34,317 --> 00:38:36,105 Yeah, like you care. 719 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:46,940 You know, there's been a change of plans. 720 00:38:49,153 --> 00:38:51,291 I think I might have to crash here. 721 00:38:54,236 --> 00:38:56,893 Why? What happened to your place? 722 00:38:57,165 --> 00:39:01,283 The truth is you'd be doing me a favor, 723 00:39:01,613 --> 00:39:04,900 Really helping me out. 724 00:39:05,181 --> 00:39:07,229 If you let me stay here. 725 00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:12,769 Uh, yeah. 726 00:39:13,044 --> 00:39:15,266 Yeah, sure thing, sis. 727 00:39:15,374 --> 00:39:18,900 Just... I don't know... 728 00:39:19,535 --> 00:39:21,279 make yourself right at home. 729 00:39:24,198 --> 00:39:27,074 Phoebe Bridgers' "Punisher"... 730 00:39:34,352 --> 00:39:38,837 ♪ When the speed kicks in 731 00:39:42,439 --> 00:39:46,576 No, no. I don't need Ben. 732 00:39:46,815 --> 00:39:48,427 I got this. 733 00:40:01,815 --> 00:40:04,691 ♪ The storybook tiles on the roof ♪ 734 00:40:04,886 --> 00:40:07,095 ♪ Were too much 735 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,971 ♪ The drugstores are open all night ♪ 736 00:40:13,018 --> 00:40:14,414 "Was that a haiku?" 737 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,711 No, it wasn't supposed to be. 738 00:40:16,796 --> 00:40:18,105 No. 739 00:40:19,322 --> 00:40:20,752 No. Uh, no, no. 740 00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:22,373 I don't want to use this. Let me... 741 00:40:25,195 --> 00:40:27,173 Um... 742 00:40:28,501 --> 00:40:31,001 you've been there for me when I needed you the most, 743 00:40:31,086 --> 00:40:32,759 and the truth is, 744 00:40:33,438 --> 00:40:35,845 I should have done this a long time ago. 745 00:40:36,883 --> 00:40:38,626 So... 746 00:40:49,377 --> 00:40:50,816 Hamburger? 747 00:40:50,901 --> 00:40:53,995 Hamburgers? No, no. 748 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,650 Not hamburgers. 749 00:40:55,735 --> 00:40:57,260 Uh... 750 00:40:57,345 --> 00:40:58,540 no, not hamburgers. 751 00:40:58,625 --> 00:40:59,934 Uh... 752 00:41:00,096 --> 00:41:02,101 grateful we are, um... 753 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:04,676 ♪ What if I told you 754 00:41:04,806 --> 00:41:09,423 ♪ I feel like I know you 755 00:41:09,594 --> 00:41:11,209 Friends. 756 00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:13,684 - Friends. - Friends. 757 00:41:13,769 --> 00:41:15,471 ♪ But we never met 758 00:41:15,609 --> 00:41:16,626 Good. 759 00:41:16,711 --> 00:41:18,672 I got it. Watch this. 760 00:41:18,785 --> 00:41:22,009 ♪ It's for the best 761 00:41:22,093 --> 00:41:25,012 ♪ I can't open my mouth 762 00:41:25,096 --> 00:41:27,954 ♪ And forget how to talk 763 00:41:28,134 --> 00:41:29,225 - Same. - Thank you. 764 00:41:31,336 --> 00:41:33,386 ♪ 'Cause even if I could 765 00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:36,154 ♪ Wouldn't know where to start ♪ 766 00:41:36,238 --> 00:41:38,544 ♪ Wouldn't know where to stop ♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 54894

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