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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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(crying)
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Shh!
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(crying)
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Shh... there we go.
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(no voice)
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(no voice)
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(no voice)
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(no voice)
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Honey, isn't it wonderful
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that little Ricky has his own room
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and we got all this space here?
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Yeah, wonderful, dear.
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I'm sure glad you talked me into
moving.
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So am I.
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Look at this beautiful place.
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Oh, everything is just great.
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Ugh!
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What's the matter?
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That ratty old couch
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and that nasty-looking coffee table--
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they just don't belong in this
beautiful room.
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Lucy, what's on your mind?
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Nothing... nothing.
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Now that you mention it, though, I
did see an ad today
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for the most beautiful couch and
coffee table you've ever seen.
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The couch was a three-piece...
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No new couch, no new coffee table.
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Finish, closed.
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Aw, gee, Ricky,
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you should look at this ad.
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It's the most beautiful couch
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and coffee table you've ever seen.
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It's only $299, and...
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Just forget it.
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So, what are you doing that for?
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I may have to live with that couch
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but I don't have to look at it.
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I think any normal person feels the
way I do.
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I'll bet Ethel Mertz thinks
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that those two pieces are just awful.
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I'd be ashamed to.
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Hi, folks.
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Hiya, Fred.
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hi, Ethel.
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Ugh!
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Oh, that ratty old couch
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and that nasty old coffee table--
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they just don't belong in this...
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Hold it, hold it, hold it, Ethel.
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The performance has been canceled.
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No new furniture.
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Why not?
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Ask Mr. Ricardo.
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Or as he is more commonly known,
SeƱor Tightwad.
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All right, I'll tell you what I'll
do.
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I'll leave it up to an impartial
observer.
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Fred, what do you think
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of this couch and this coffee table?
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What are you looking for?
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The price tag-- it's brand-new, isn't
it?
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Isn't it sickening the way men stick
together?
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Come on, Ethel, I don't like
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the atmosphere around here.
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"Brand-new, is it?
Where's the price tag?"
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"Brand-new."
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Well, it was a good fight, Lucy, but
you lost.
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Gee, Ethel, this is terrible.
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What am I going to do?
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What do you mean, what are you going
to do?
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He isn't going to buy you any new
furniture
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so you'll just have to live with the
old.
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You don't understand.
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I went down to the furniture store
this afternoon
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and, well, there was a big sale on
and...
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You didn't.
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Yes, I did.
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They're delivering it in the morning.
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Oh, Lucy!
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Do you suppose they accept mothers
with children
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in the Foreign Legion?
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Ethel, where have you been?
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I've been trying to find you all day.
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I had some shopping to do...
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Oh, Lucy!
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Oh, it's just beautiful!
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No, Ethel!
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What's the matter?
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Don't sit on it!
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Well, that's what it's for, isn't it?
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Well, I know, but it's much too
pretty to sit on.
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Well, all right, but gently, huh?
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Ha-ha!
It's comfy, too.
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Isn't that wonderful?
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You should see the close call I had
this morning.
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Ricky no sooner closed that door
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than they delivered the furniture.
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They must have passed each other in
the hall.
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Oh, what are you going to do when he
comes home?
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Pray.
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Well, good-bye, Lucy,
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it's been nice knowing you.
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Now...
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The only plan I have is to hide the
furniture.
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Hide it?
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Yeah, that way, if he doesn't see it
the minute he walks in,
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I may have a chance to soften him up,
you know.
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Where are you going to hide all this
stuff?
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Well, the bedroom is no good.
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The bathroom... no.
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Won't fit in that closet.
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Let's put it in the kitchen.
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He doesn't go in there very often.
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In the kitchen?
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Yeah, it's the only place.
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Come on, help me, will you?
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Okay.
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Get a hold of the other end.
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That's right, now, all together:
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one, two, three, four!
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Oh!
Oh!
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Oh, I forgot, it's in sections.
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Just help me with this piece.
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All right.
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There.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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Oh, come on, push, Ethel!
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I am pushing.
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Well, push harder.
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There must be something in the way.
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Yeah, my fingers.
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Well, I don't understand.
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We got the other two sections out
here all right.
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What's the matter?
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I'm coming around to your side and
help you push.
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Maybe that'll do it.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going through your apartment.
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Okay, now, let's both have at it.
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All right, now level off.
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There it goes... oh.
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Go that way.
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(grunting)
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It's stuck again.
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Yeah, it's stuck on the edge of the
sink.
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Oh...
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Look, I can get the door closed;
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that'll at least hide it.
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Let's get your old furniture and put
it back
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so Ricky won't suspect anything.
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All right.
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I'll help you push it out here.
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Watch out for your hands.
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Okay.
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There.
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There we are.
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Now, where's the rest of your
furniture?
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Lucy?
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Where's your old couch and coffee
table?
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They took it in the down payment for
the new stuff.
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You just going to leave
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this great big hole in the room?
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Well, it's better than having a great
big hole in my head.
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That's what would happen if Ricky
came home
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and saw all that new furniture.
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Can I stick around and watch?
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No.
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Why don't you sell tickets?
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This is going to be the best fight
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since Dempsey fought Willard.
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I know what I'll do--
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I'll serve dinner out here.
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That'll hide the fact
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that some of the furniture is
missing.
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How you going to get in and out of
the kitchen?
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Oh...
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I won't-- I'll have everything we
need
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right out on the table before we
start.
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Oh, I haven't got much time.
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Will you get the card table out of
the closet?
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And the tablecloth, too.
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Oh!
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Hi, honey!
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Oh, hi, dear.
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Did you have a nice day?
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Yeah, wonderful, honey.
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That's good.
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Well!
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Oh, I thought we'd eat
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in the living room tonight, dear.
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You know, it's nice and cozy and
comfy.
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Sure, that's a wonderful idea.
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What happened?
Something's missing.
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It is?
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The couch and the coffee table are
gone!
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Oh, so they are.
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Well, where are they?
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Gee, I don't know, they were here a
minute ago.
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I wonder where they went.
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Here, couch, here, coffee table!
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Here, coffee table!
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(whistling)
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Here, coffee table, here, coffee
table!
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Lucy...
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What have you done with the couch and
the coffee table?
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I sold them.
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I'd rather have nothing
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than look at that junk.
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Uh-huh... I can see through your
little scheme.
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I know what you've done.
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You do?
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You figured that if you sold the old
stuff,
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I'm going to buy you some new
furniture.
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Well, now that you mention it,
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that was my little scheme.
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It won't work.
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Well, I'm glad I didn't spend
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too much time on it, then.
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Well, let's talk about it after
dinner, huh?
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After dinner.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Oh.
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You see, it's kind of nice having
dinner
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in the living room for a change,
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don't you think?
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I think so...
looks good, too.
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Where's the butter?
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Butter?
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Yeah, butter.
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What do you want to do with it?
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I thought I'd put some on my bread.
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Butter on bread?
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Yeah.
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I'll never get used to your strange
Cuban dishes.
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Okay, I'll get it myself.
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Mmm!
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Never mind, I'll get it.
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Where are you going?
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Uh... uh, I'm all out of butter.
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I'll have to borrow some from Ethel.
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Butter.
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Thanks a lot, Ethel.
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Good old Ethel-- I don't know what
I'd do without her.
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Well, thank you, honey.
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That's all right.
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Steak sure looks good.
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Yeah.
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Honey, these are the wrong kind of
knives.
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Can I have a steak knife?
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Steak knife?
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Yes.
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Oh, here, I'll cut it for you.
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No, thank you, Mother,
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just get me a steak knife, huh?
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Oh, you don't need a steak knife.
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Just pick it up in your fingers like
this.
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It's good for your teeth.
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Nice and strong.
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No?
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I'll get a steak knife.
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Now where are you going?
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Well, we... we... we, uh...
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Our steak knives are very dull.
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I'll have to get Ethel's.
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(tapping on table)
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(running footsteps)
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Steak knife.
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Oh, thank you.
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Salt cellar is empty.
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Ooh!
276
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,022
Will you get me some, please?
277
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,524
Well, uh... I, uh...
278
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,892
I loaned Ethel our salt.
279
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,861
I'll have to go get some.
280
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:46,315
I wish you'd told me sooner.
281
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,723
(screams)
282
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,440
Now, Ricky...
283
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,248
Okay...
284
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,033
Let's have it.
285
00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,039
I don't mean that.
286
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:47,543
You deliberately went out and bought
that furniture
287
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:49,295
after I told you not to.
288
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:50,679
No, I didn't.
289
00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:52,932
I bought it before you told me not
to.
290
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:57,102
And who did you think was going to
pay for it?
291
00:13:57,102 --> 00:14:00,940
Well, I was hoping that a certain
handsome, generous,
292
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,443
kind, generous, wonderful, generous
husband
293
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,478
whom we all know and love...
294
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,480
Lucy...
295
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,483
You going to take that stuff back
296
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:13,986
to the furniture store tomorrow
morning,
297
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,487
do you understand?
298
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,989
Well, yes, sir, I understand,
299
00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,991
but I don't know that the store will.
300
00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:19,992
I got it on sale.
301
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,493
Oh... you got it on sale.
302
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:22,494
Yes, sir.
303
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:25,497
All right... do you know what I'm
going to do?
304
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:28,000
Yes... Do you mind if I close my
eyes?
305
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,002
I can't stand the sight of blood.
306
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,470
Never mind that.
307
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,973
As long as we have to keep that
furniture,
308
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:37,343
you are going to pay for it out of
your allowance.
309
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,311
Oh, Ricky, that's wonderful!
310
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,312
Just a minute.
311
00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:41,814
I'll pay the store for it.
312
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,815
and I'll pay you.
313
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:43,682
Right.
314
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,684
But I'm taking it to the club
315
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,186
and putting it in my office.
316
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,687
When you save enough money,
317
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,189
you can buy it back from me.
318
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,157
Oh, Ricky, that's $299.
319
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,494
I'll be an old lady before I save
that much money.
320
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,862
Well, at least you know
321
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:58,364
that you're going to have
322
00:14:58,864 --> 00:14:59,865
a nice sectional couch
323
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:01,750
to rest on in your old age.
324
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,703
Well, that's true.
325
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:07,206
You can save it; you can save the
money.
326
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:10,209
All you got to do is to learn how to
economize.
327
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:12,211
You waste a lot of money
328
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,213
out of your allowance every month.
329
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:17,216
You've got to learn the value of a
dollar, Lucy.
330
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:21,220
You'll be surprised how soon you can
save that much money.
331
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,721
But I want the furniture now.
332
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,224
The place looks awful without it.
333
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,726
Well, I can stand it; it doesn't
bother me.
334
00:15:27,726 --> 00:15:31,230
You'll get the furniture when I get
my money.
335
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:34,233
All right, Ricky, I'll buy it back
from you.
336
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,735
I'll economize-- you wait and see.
337
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,737
Good.
338
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:39,872
Salt?
339
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:40,873
Thank you.
340
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,333
Morning, honey.
341
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,834
Oh, good morning, dear.
342
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:09,835
Breakfast is all ready.
343
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,837
Good, I'm starved.
344
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,017
What is this?
345
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,886
That's your orange juice.
346
00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,388
We're economizing, dear.
347
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,390
We're cutting down on everything.
348
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:35,194
Oh, but don't worry, we have eggs and
sausage coming up.
349
00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,984
Well, they were in here someplace.
350
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,787
Oh, there you are!
351
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,550
See this?
352
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,422
This makes it seem like more-- see,
dear?
353
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,425
Lucy, now, you listen...
354
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:07,926
Oh, I forgot the toast.
355
00:17:11,814 --> 00:17:13,065
Want some butter on it?
356
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,683
Lucy, I am not amused.
357
00:17:15,184 --> 00:17:15,984
No?
358
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:17,853
No-- when I told you to economize,
359
00:17:17,853 --> 00:17:19,855
I didn't mean by starving me to
death.
360
00:17:19,855 --> 00:17:21,356
You leave me the way I am.
361
00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:23,659
Cut down on some of your
"stravagances."
362
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:27,529
What kind of "stravagances"?
363
00:17:29,031 --> 00:17:30,282
You know what kind--
364
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:32,117
like going to the beauty parlor
365
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,118
and buying too many clothes.
366
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,119
And cleaning.
367
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,621
Yeah, cleaning--
368
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,506
the dry cleaning bills in this place
are ridiculous.
369
00:17:37,506 --> 00:17:39,958
Well, you don't have to worry, dear;
I thought about that.
370
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,760
I'm cleaning all of your dirty suits
here at home.
371
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,012
My suits!
372
00:17:44,012 --> 00:17:45,964
Yeah, I've already started--
373
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,466
there's one in the sink.
374
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,967
Oh, no, you didn't.
375
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,470
You didn't put one of my good... in
the sink...
376
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:52,471
Yeah.
377
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,274
Oh, no, Lucy, it's ruined!
378
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,059
Look at this!
379
00:18:00,395 --> 00:18:02,865
Don't worry, dear, I was practicing
380
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,366
on one of your old suits.
381
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:06,368
Okay.
382
00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:08,370
Just for being so smart,
383
00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:11,206
that is going to cost you another
$100.
384
00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,462
You now owe me $399.
385
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,831
Would you care to shoot for $400?
386
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,969
You can't charge me $100 for a stale
old suit.
387
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:24,920
Can't I?
388
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,421
Aw, Ricky, please
389
00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,307
I'll be serious, I'll economize.
390
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,259
I won't buy any more clothes
391
00:18:30,259 --> 00:18:32,261
and I'll stop going to the beauty
parlor--
392
00:18:32,261 --> 00:18:33,562
after Saturday night.
393
00:18:33,562 --> 00:18:35,314
What do you mean, after Saturday
night?
394
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:36,682
Well, the Carrolls are giving that
big party
395
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:38,183
at the club-- you know.
396
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,685
I have to have a new dress
397
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,487
and I'll get my farewell permanent.
398
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,821
No.
399
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,274
No?
400
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:49,027
Well, if I make my dress myself, can
I get the permanent?
401
00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,913
No.
402
00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,414
No?
403
00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,416
Well, if I give myself a permanent,
404
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:55,918
can I buy the dress?
405
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:57,619
No.
406
00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:00,422
Well, if I give myself the permanent
407
00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:04,426
and make the dress myself, will you
go back to $299?
408
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:05,844
Yeah, that I'll do.
409
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:09,348
If you do that, that means that you
mean business.
410
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:10,849
I only hope that you're serious.
411
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,718
Oh, I am, I am, Ricky, I'm serious.
412
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:15,220
Can't you tell by the way I look?
413
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,730
Hi, honey.
414
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:25,731
Hi.
415
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,232
How you doing?
416
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,235
Oh, fine, I've got my dress almost
all cut out.
417
00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:31,737
What are you cutting with?
418
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,238
A razor blade.
419
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:34,740
A razor blade!
420
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,241
Why don't you use scissors?
421
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,576
Well, I tried to,
422
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,494
but they wouldn't cut.
423
00:19:39,494 --> 00:19:41,797
Manicuring scissors.
424
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,715
Well, that's all I had.
425
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:45,217
Gee, I sure am impressed.
426
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,219
I never made a dress in my life.
427
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,221
Oh, there's nothing to it.
428
00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:51,223
How's your home permanent coming?
429
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,724
Okay, I guess.
430
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:53,725
Oh, boy!
431
00:19:53,725 --> 00:19:55,227
Hey, how about that?
432
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,728
I rented that sewing machine.
433
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,230
Isn't that a dilly?
434
00:19:58,730 --> 00:19:59,731
You know how to run it?
435
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,733
Oh, sure, it's simple.
436
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,736
The booklet says even a child could
operate it.
437
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,239
Let's see.
438
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,942
"First thread the bobbin."
439
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,921
Do you have any idea what a bobbin
looks like?
440
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:26,124
I'd better turn it on-- maybe I can
tell that way.
441
00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:29,511
Oh... that must be it-- it's bobbin'
up and down.
442
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,465
Hey, Lucy, look at this chart.
443
00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,467
That's not the bobbin at all.
444
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,969
Ethel, will you go home?
445
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,270
Why?
446
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,606
I want to make this dress all by
myself
447
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,608
And I want to surprise you.
448
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,610
Oh, okay, I'll see you later.
449
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,112
Okay, come back in a couple of hours.
450
00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:48,614
All right.
451
00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:56,622
Lucy?
452
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,457
Just a minute, Mrs. Mertz!
453
00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,242
I'm trying on my new dress!
454
00:21:00,242 --> 00:21:02,961
Hurry up, I can hardly wait to see
it.
455
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,309
What do you think?
456
00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:19,594
I give up, what is it?
457
00:21:22,597 --> 00:21:23,598
Pretty bad, isn't it?
458
00:21:23,598 --> 00:21:26,101
I was hoping it would look different
459
00:21:26,101 --> 00:21:27,602
when I tried it on.
460
00:21:29,604 --> 00:21:32,107
Well, it's different, all right.
461
00:21:34,609 --> 00:21:38,080
Well, you don't have to get nasty
about it.
462
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,949
After all, I made it with my own two
hands.
463
00:21:40,949 --> 00:21:43,785
It looks like you made it with your
own two feet.
464
00:21:46,254 --> 00:21:49,257
If it weren't so true, I'd get mad at
that.
465
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:50,759
(key turning in lock)
466
00:21:50,759 --> 00:21:52,260
How are you, Fred?
467
00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,261
All right, thanks.
468
00:21:53,762 --> 00:21:54,763
Hi!
469
00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:56,014
Hi, Lucy.
470
00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,015
Hi.
471
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:59,017
What's the matter with you?
472
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,019
Honey, what are you doing?
473
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:03,021
She's got on the dress she made.
474
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,023
Oh, come on, let us see it.
475
00:22:05,023 --> 00:22:06,024
Yeah, come on out
476
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,310
and let's see the new creation.
477
00:22:08,310 --> 00:22:09,644
No.
478
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,396
Oh, come on, Lucy, you might as well.
479
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:17,402
(both laughing)
480
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,906
(laughing)
481
00:22:20,906 --> 00:22:22,708
(wailing)
482
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,044
Oh...
483
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:28,046
(wailing)
484
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:32,050
Oh, honey...
come on, sweetheart.
485
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:33,051
Don't cry, honey.
486
00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:35,053
It's tough making a dress,
487
00:22:35,053 --> 00:22:36,888
and this is your first try.
488
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:41,593
Well, I wanted it to be so nice so I
could save money.
489
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:44,479
You saved money by giving yourself a
home permanent.
490
00:22:44,479 --> 00:22:46,398
Well, I don't...
491
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,899
My permanent!
492
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,401
I forgot all about it!
493
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:50,902
ETHEL: Oh, my goodness!
494
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:52,904
It's only supposed to be on 20
minutes.
495
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:53,905
RICKY: How long has it been on?
496
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:55,240
Five hours!
497
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:02,581
That's the funniest dress
498
00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:03,949
I ever saw in my life.
499
00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:07,452
Oh, now, you guys shouldn't have made
fun of her.
500
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,955
She worked awful hard cutting that
out.
501
00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,923
(laughing)
502
00:23:11,923 --> 00:23:13,842
ETHEL: Wasn't that something?
503
00:23:13,842 --> 00:23:15,794
It looked like a sack of potatoes
504
00:23:16,294 --> 00:23:17,295
tied in the middle.
505
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,297
Oh, Fred, she tried real hard.
506
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:20,682
Oh, I can't...
507
00:23:20,682 --> 00:23:23,135
Oh, we got to stop, it'd be awful...
508
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,469
No, no, now
509
00:23:24,469 --> 00:23:25,437
she can't come back out
510
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:26,438
and find us all laughing.
511
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:27,439
Now, quiet down.
512
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,441
All right.
513
00:23:54,049 --> 00:23:55,300
Oh, honey...
514
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,502
Well, Little Orphan Annie.
515
00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:02,974
Oh, honey, what a shame.
516
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:05,477
It's all right, I've always wanted
517
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:07,479
to look like a chrysanthemum.
518
00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,850
Don't cry, sweetheart
519
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,318
Don't cry.
520
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:15,570
There must be something you can do.
521
00:24:15,570 --> 00:24:18,323
She can enter her head in the flower
show.
522
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:22,110
(wailing)
523
00:24:23,612 --> 00:24:24,613
Now, honey...
524
00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:26,615
Lucy, you can go to the beauty parlor
tomorrow
525
00:24:27,115 --> 00:24:28,416
and maybe they can fix it up.
526
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:31,837
I can't go to the beauty parlor-- I
can't afford it.
527
00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:34,339
Yes, you can, honey.
528
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,841
I can?
529
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:38,343
Yes... you can go to the beauty
parlor,
530
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,679
and you can buy yourself a new dress.
531
00:24:40,679 --> 00:24:42,130
Oh, Ricky, really?
532
00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,633
As a matter of fact, you look so sad
533
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:47,135
I'll bring the couch and the coffee
table back home.
534
00:24:47,135 --> 00:24:48,637
Oh, honey, Oh, thank you!
535
00:24:48,637 --> 00:24:50,639
Do you forgive me for everything?
536
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:52,140
Yes, sweetheart, everything.
537
00:24:52,641 --> 00:24:54,142
Oh, the furniture and the dress
538
00:24:54,643 --> 00:24:55,977
and the suit and the rug?
539
00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:58,697
Oh, that's wonderful.
540
00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:01,032
Wait a minute-- the rug?
541
00:25:01,032 --> 00:25:02,534
Yeah...
remember you said
542
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,536
you forgave me for everything.
543
00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,454
I know, I forgive you for everything,
544
00:25:06,454 --> 00:25:07,455
that's all right,
545
00:25:07,455 --> 00:25:08,823
but what is this about the rug?
546
00:25:08,823 --> 00:25:10,792
Well, when I cut out my dress,
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I guess I cut
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a little too deep.
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Oh!
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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
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Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz will be
back next week
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at this same time.
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This is the CBS television network.
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