All language subtitles for Home Economics s02e17 Workout Leggings.eng

Tom was close to
finishing his novel,

and had also started teaching
creative writing

at a local college.

But as it turns out,

he was not the only wordsmith
in the family.

Hey, Lulu.
You wanna come out?

The whole family's here
for brunch.

I just have to finish
this Harriet Tubman song.

What's a fun rhyme
for "Underground Railroad"?

Pistachio'd?
Webisode?

Should the rhyme for
"Underground Railroad" be fun?

You need a break.
- No.

I--I just have to finish
these lyrics for Mr. Zarrow

so he can start
composing the music.

I'm, like, a week behind.

If only there was a writer
in the family who could help.

Ugh, yeah,
wouldn't that be great?

Oh! You mean Tom.
- Mm-hmm.

No, no.
He's a novelist.

I can't ask him to help with
an elementary school musical.

That's embarrassing.

- Yeah, so embarrassing.
- Yeah.

What's the last thing
you typed?

"Sacagawea,
wouldn't wanna be ya."

Okay, fine.
I'll ask him.

[percussive drum beats]

♪

How's it going
with the college kids?

Well,
they got a lot of energy,

but they're not so good
with grammar.

They use, like, "your" instead
of "you" apostrophe R E.

Oh, so like,
you apostrophe R E a tool?

Yes, exactly.
That's correct, Connor.

- Oh, honey.
- So speaking of writing...

Sarah has been hard at work
at "Unsung Sheroes."

- [clears throat]
- "A...

"Celebration
of Groundbreaking Women

from Sacagawea to Sotomayor."
- Wow.

Couldn't come up
with a shorter title?

That is the shorter title.

Yeah, just working hard.
[chuckles]

Everything's flowing.

But, um, Tom, maybe if you--
if you had a minute,

uh, you could--
you could give it a read?

Oh, um, wow.
I'm flattered,

and I'd love to, but I've got
all these papers to grade,

and, of course,
there's my novel.

Oh, well,
if you're too busy--

I--I'll do it.
I'm saying, you know,

I'll do it.
I'd be happy to help

my little sis.
- [chuckles] Okay.

Great. Thank you.
- Coffee cake, Denise?

It's technically breakfast.

Uh, I wish, but, um, I can't.

My doctor said that
if I wanna get pregnant,

I need to improve my diet,

which means
no more morning cake.

- Your doctor sucks.
- Yeah.

I also need
to get a workout regimen

'cause, according to him,
I'm "generally weak."

Sucks!

There's
an outdoor fitness class

that looks super cool,

but it's also super expensive.

Why would you pay for a class
when I could train you

in my home gym for free?
- You would do that?

Like Tom said:

anything to help my little sis.

Wow, it's like--
we're, like, really good guys.

[both chuckle]

Can I be your workout buddy?

I don't know.
Can you?

It'll be a workout sesh
for the Normals.

I love it.
- Yeah!

Wait a second,
you were calling me a tool.

[percussive drum beats]

♪ Hey, hey

[upbeat music]

It's like a video game, or...

- Let's not touch it.
- Okay.

Where did Connor go?

[electronic music playing]

Who's ready for the workout
of their lives?

Me!

I mean we could do
without the lights, but me!

Is the mic
connected to anything?

Today we're gonna blast
those quads!

We're gonna tone those hammies,

and we're gonna turn
those forearms into five arms.

Let's get started.

[laughing]
This is gonna be fun.

Not if you do it right,
it's not!

It's a workout, not a funout.

Marina, weights.
Denise, hit the rowing machine.

Let's go.
Come on.

[clapping]
Getting yoked is no joke!

Okay, should we get started?

- With what?
- With your script.

Oh, you already read it.
I just sent it to you.

Sarah, I didn't just read it,
I felt it.

I'm not kidding. I think
this has real potential.

With some rewriting, you could
probably sell it to schools

all over the country.
- You really think so?

Oh, without a doubt. Yeah.

That said, it could use some,
I don't know, finessing.

Wow,
that's a lot of finessing.

Are you sure you're not just
procrastinating on your novel?

Oh, completely.
Yeah, 100%.

But I do think
this is really good,

and I'd love to help you
fully realize it.

- Great.
- Great!

Great.
[both laugh]

- Let's start with structure.
- Okay.

Um...

[clicking tongue]

Okay.
Uh, currently, you have it

unfolding chronologically
from Betsy Ross to Kamala.

But--and again, this is
off the dome--but... [sighs]

What if we regrouped
the characters by category,

so it's like scientist,
artist, politician?

Oh, um,
I hadn't thought of that.

But, you know, I framed it
this way because I want--

Oh, maybe--sorry.

This might go a little faster

if you just let me
get through all my notes first.

Okay.
Page one.

[sighs]
Do we need page one?

[whispers]
Oh, no...

Let's move!
Come on.

Can we take a break?

We've been doing this
for, like, an hour.

Ah, we've been doing this
for seven minutes.

Maybe I am generally weak.

You guys gotta focus, kay?

Get those bellies tight.

[exhales deeply]

I love your leggings,
by the way.

Thank you.
Two-for-one sale,

and you'll never guess
who I saw at the mall.

Sabine.
- No.

- Yes.
- Was she with her husband?

She was with...

someone else's husband.

Oh, no, I need more!

Hey,
we're here to burn the fat,

not chew it, kay?

Pick up the pace.
Let's go.

[sighs]
I can't go any faster.

Just pretend like you're
in the middle of the bay,

and you need
to get to the other side...

or--or you're forced
to read Sarah's musical.

Go!
[both laugh]

That actually helps.

But you know
what would really help?

I know: less talking.

Pretend you're rowing away
from Tom's new book.

Ooh...
- Oh!

Look at Connor.
Gettin' saucy.

Oh, maybe this is a funout.

♪

- Page four--I liked it.
- Great.

But I wanted to love it.

How attached are you
to the whole...

device of framing the musical
as a young girl's dream?

Very.
It's--it's poetic.

Right. But a dream
can kind of look like--

God, I don't wanna use
the word cliché--

but, no, cliché's
the word I'm looking for.

What if...

[clicking tongue]

Okay, you know
what it could be--

You know what it could be,
is we do it in the form

of a high school report.

Kids hate reports, so...

why would they like
a musical about one?

Re... port.

Sorry, what were you saying?
- [whispers] Nothing.

[grunting]

There we go!

Two days in, I already
got a couple of future

MMA champs on my hands.

- [yells]
- Ooh!

[mimics slo-mo
punching sound effect]

[mimics slo-mo
spitting sound effect]

Ah, that was my favorite tooth.

All right.
Let's hydrate.

[laughs]

Speaking of going
at each other,

I wonder how Tom and Sarah's
collab is going.

I told Kelvin to take
a video if it gets physical.

One time they tried to buy me
a present from Spencer's Gifts.

They couldn't decide between a
remote-controlled fart machine

or a "Who Farted?" shirt.

They got in such
a big fight over it,

they both ended up
in mall jail.

[both laugh]
- Oh, I need that mug shot.

Yeah.
This is fun.

- Yeah.
- We never hang out,

just the three of us.

Yeah, Connor,
I think you're, uh...

definitely the best Hayworth.

I agree.
I do.

You won't be saying that
after this plank.

Get down!
[both groan]

Oh...
you know that, um,

cute coffee place near me?

Finally opened back up again.

- Oh, we should go tomorrow.
- Yeah.

As long as it's before
the workout, ladies.

Oh, this feels awful.

[groaning]

Yeah, it's the best.
[both groaning]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.
How about "Amelia Earhart--

she was as bi as her plane."

Do you have any evidence
that that was even true?

She was in an open marriage.
Read between the lines.

I don't even think
she flew a biplane--

She wore pants, Tom!
Wake up!

It's just creatively,
I'm kind of bumping on a song

about Wilma Mankiller
in a children's musical.

You wanna cut a song about
the first female Navajo chief?

- No, no, no--
- Ah!

That was a test.

She was chief
of the Cherokee nation.

Mankiller is in.

Give it back!
- No, it's the perfect rhyme.

"Elizabeth Cady Stanton:
Victorian ladies dancing."

It doesn't make any sense!

Just--
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

- Come on.
- Oh!

Whoa!
both: Come on!

- You brought this on yourself.
- No.

[screaming and laughing]

Come on, don't go up there.

You know I hate it up there.

It's where the spider was.

Wait, did you put
a password on this file?

Yeah, I don't trust you to
make changes without me.

You always do this. You know,

you involve yourself
in something

that I'm passionate about,
and then you take over.

This is the Camp Caribou
talent show all over again.

Roller skating fast
is not a talent!

There, I finally said it!

You turn everything
into a Tom Hayworth production.

Yeah, well, you take
every comment that I make

and turn it
into a personal insult.

[gasps]
That's not true.

Okay,
what about your math SATs?

I offer to help you,
you call me a sexist.

Yeah, I didn't think
anyone could mansplain

the Pythagorean Theory,
but you found a way!

- Theorem.
- Oh, my God!

This script is a mess.

I should have never come
to you for help.

Yeah, well, maybe
I never should have offered.

Well, now I'm out of time.
So, um...

can you give me the password

so that I can send this
to Zarrow?

Fine.
It's "Grogu."

It's Baby Yoda's real name--
- I don't care.

So we have not found
a donor yet,

and we're thinking about
buying some vials,

but they're, like,
a grand apiece.

When did sperm
get so expensive?

Growing up, it was everywhere.

Yeah, there's so many tests,
and like,

I feel like my ovaries are
just under so much pressure.

Like, why is--
- Hello, ladies!

I see you're drinking
some coffees,

but I'm here to spill the tea.

Hey, Connor.

You're here...

with us.
- Yaaaas.

Pre-workout coffee
like we talked about.

We did talk about that
in front of you.

Oh, Con,
this is kind of like

our weekly Normals
coffee catch-up thing.

Love it.

Some time away
from Tom and Sarah... ooh!

Tell me about it.

Tom would probably be
complaining about

how it's too loud, and
Sarah would probably be like,

"Ah, the coffee's not
ethnically sourced," or...

whatever.
I'ma go grab something.

You guys want anything else?

- All good.
- Cool.

Take your time though.

- He thinks we invited him.
- I mean, I love him.

But this is our time
to talk about all the things

that we don't discuss
with our spouses.

I wanted to talk to you
about this weird period thing

that's happening.
Should we ask him to leave?

No, I think
it'll hurt his feelings.

But, like, quickly
tell me the period thing.

So, you know,
have you ever worn those--

They had hardboiled eggs!

both: Oh!

- [chuckles]
- And you brought us some.

Thank you, bestie.

♪

Oh, no. Oh!

Oh, God!

Okay, I know.
It's a mess.

It's got competing ideas,
and it's at war with itself.

I'm--I'm so sorry--
- Shh!

I am furious right now.

Furious at how good this is!
Damn you, woman!

[laughing]
Oh, wow.

Uh, is this one
of those sarcastic things,

or do you really mean that?

"Dolly Parton's
a Part O' Me"--

about how she was a catalyst
for pay equity?

Ooh, brilliant!

I want to hug that song.

Wow!

Wow, wow!
Okay!

Realest of real talk:
I prayed for you to fail...

- Okay...
- So I could ascend

to my rightful place
as director.

But respect is owed,
and respect is now paid.

Thank you very much.

So you'll start
writing the music?

I'm already writing it
in my head.

[humming]

I need you to get me the rest
of the pages tout suite,

and whatever your process is,
keep doin' it.

[sighs]

[doorbell rings]

Hey!
There he is!

My favorite writer.

I brought you a Bundt cake.

Uh, Sarah,
I have papers to grade.

What do you need?
- Can't I make small talk

with my big bro, my bud?
[chuckles]

Okay, fine.
Here's the deal.

Mr. Zarrow, he--
he loved our musical, okay?

He did this thing where
he, like, drank the script

like it was a tasty milkshake,

and now we have to finish
the musical.

- We?
- Yeah, you and me.

Okay, Sarah,
do you not remember

the gigantic fight that we had?

You called me the
Stephen Sondheim of dad jokes.

Oh,
that's kind of a compliment,

and you called me a humorless
banshee or something.

It's all water under a bridge.

- Water under the bridge.
- Oh, boy.

Look.

We both said a lot of things.

But this is our musical now.

I need your help.

Will you just
give it another shot?

Please.

Well, I did have a song
come to me in a dream

about Rachel Carson
and pesticides.

DDT...OMG.

So you're back in?

[clicking tongue]

Yeah.
- Oh, great!

Okay, and this time,
we'll just--you know,

we'll put down
some ground rules.

You know,
polite collaboration only.

Nothing negative.
Just compliments.

By the way, I like that shirt.

Thank you.

That hoodie
looks freshly washed.

It is not.

But thank you.

Sorry, Connor.

Marina and I
are just gonna hang out

at Marina's today.

We are so sore.
We can't even move.

That means our sessions
are working!

That's great!

Why don't you guys
get some rest,

and we'll pick things up
in a day or two

when you recover, kay?

Okay.
You're the best.

I'll add it
to our shared calendar.

Also, I started
a shared calendar.

It's called "Buds!"

Okay, great. Bye.

Was he cool about it?

Yeah,
I just hate lying to him.

But we do need some space.

What he doesn't know
won't hurt him.

This is better for everyone.

Come on.
It's starting.

What if we get caught?

Just act like
we've already paid,

and if we like this one,
we'll pay for the next one.

- Okay.
- Nice job, Jess!

What, are they
gonna take us to fitness court?

Okay, squad.
Grab your resistance bands.

I wanna see those hip
abductors nice and toasty.

Oof.
My legs are on fire.

- Yeah.
- Exercise that smile.

And I love his energy.

Yeah, I told you
this would work.

Hey!
You two in the back.

First time?

Uh... um...
Well, we--

Run for it.

Uh, how much are the classes?

First class is free.

I did not know that.

[exclaims]

Uh, oh...

Run for it!

Okay, I should go!

[easygoing music]

[grunts]

[sighs]

One more episode?

I feel like we're not nearly
as disciplined on our own.

But yes, one more.

Hey!

[both gasp]

[grunts]
Move!

Where my sore hammies at?

- Hey, Connor, what's up?
- Hey.

Brought my massage gun
to help you guys out.

That is so thoughtful.

Careful, though.
The highest setting

can remove flesh from bone.

- [laughs]
- Oh...

You guys just hanging out
in athleisure?

Yeah, it's uh...
it's, uh, super comfy.

Mm-hmm.

Simon's Boot Camp?

What?
I think that's Tom's.

[laughs]
- We cheated on you.

- Marina.
- [gasps]

You went to another trainer?

♪

And here I was thinking
we had something special.

It is.
You're an amazing trainer,

and that's not why
we went to Simon.

Look,
when you came to coffee,

that was our Normals time.

Yeah,
and you're, like, normal-ish,

but you're not in the Normals.

No, I get it.

I'm not your friend,

just your personal trainer.

Just a set of killer abs
walking around, 1% body fat.

- Connor...
- Well, you know what?

The heart is a muscle, too.

And you just tore mine.

♪

And there's
no massage gun for that.

♪

[door shuts]

♪

If I can just say...

excellent sentence.
Great punctuation.

Why, thank you.

Look at us
being civilized, mature.

Writing songs as a team.

Giving
constructive criticism.

And I very much appreciate
all your feedback.

And I appreciate
your appreciation.

[laughs]
Shall we continue?

Why shan't we?
Okay.

Oh, my God.
It's awful.

I hate it.
I hate it so much.

Why do we have
Mamie Eisenhower crumping?

This--this scene where
Rita Moreno punches the devil--

what are we even saying?

- I thought you liked it.
- I thought you liked it.

You know, something's just off.

The old pages--they were messy,
but they had energy.

Being polite
hurt our creativity.

Like we compromised too much.

Huh.

Maybe in order to be great,
we have to fight.

Thomas, I just want
to apologize in advance

for all the mean things
that I'm about to say to you.

Oh, Sarah.

You don't even know.
[sniffs]

Watch that form.

Hey, full--full extensions.

There you go.
You got this.

I got this!

So what's going on at school?

Any hot goss?

Uh, Amber thought Peyton
ate her lunch crostini.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, but turns out
she just ate it herself.

Is that the whole story?

Um, pretty much.

Huh.

It started strong.

Lupe, how 'bout you?

What's goin' on
over at the salsa class?

No chitchat
while I'm in the zone.

Copy that.
Copy that.

Ooh, nice form, Gretch.

Lookin' good, Lupe!

Uh-uh.

♪

Uh, we came to return
your massage gun...

and can we talk?

Yeah,
why don't you guys take five?

We gotta head
to Tom's soon anyways.

But I'm getting swole!

♪

So we wanna say sorry
for hurting your feelings.

We just really
wanted to protect the time

that we have together.

But we really like
hanging out with you, too,

um, so we would love it

if we can, um,
keep working out.

Hmm.

To be honest...

That sounds pretty great.

- Oh!
- Yeah, because these two

have zero gossip game.

Like, their stories suck.

Seriously, we never get to hang
out, the three of us, you know?

There's always the kids,
or Sarah, Tom...

Yeah, he's always there.

Uh, but I know
it's not the Normals,

but, uh,
we could make our own group.

Ooh.

Could we get, like, a nickname,
maybe a group chat?

How about the, um,
Ab-Normals?

'Cause we're gonna get
sick abs soon.

Ooh!

I already have sick abs though.

Here, you wanna touch 'em?
- I'm okay, no.

Come on!

Whoa, not with that.
- [laughing]

Seriously, those can take
organs out, dude.

♪

What do you think?

I think we did it.

It's good, right?

Yeah.

But at what cost?

[sighs]

I just need a minute.
[sniffs]

Some things can't be unsaid.
- Oh, come on.

You threw
a ceramic owl at me.

I threw it near you,
and you were vicious too.

I was a trapped animal.

I was--
I was fighting for survival.

[groans]

[sighs]

I think we need
to see this on its feet.

I know, right?
[both laughing]

It's really promising.
- It's really good.

♪

Hey, I came to return these
and say sorry.

Well, hope your friend got
a good workout running away.

Uh, she actually got
a huge blister.

It was a whole thing.
But your class is great.

Oh, it's lucky you caught me.

I gotta make it
to my next class.

Oh, Pilates?

Uh, no.

I volunteer teaching chemistry

to underprivileged kids.

Wow, that is impressive.

I wish I could do more.

But anyway,
you're welcome back anytime.

But you do have to pay.

Right.
Of course.

I can't afford it right now

because my wife and I
are saving up to get pregnant.

The price of quality sperm
is outrageous.

Thanks, supply chain.

I have a lot of lesbian
friends in the same situation.

I've actually donated my sperm
a few times to help out.

Really?

Sorry, I gotta go.

Hope to see you Thursday!
- [chuckles]

- Okay.
- Okay, okay.

- Thank you--
- So--

- Oh, do you wanna--
- Sorry, you go first.

Oh, okay.
Um, okay.

You guys are in
for such a treat.

Yes, thank you for coming
to this workshop

of our theatrical experience.

Some young, emerging artists

are generously lending us
their talents today.

On a personal note,

creativity is like a river--
- Tom.

Okay, yeah, no.
It's--let's just go.

[clears throat]

[The Supremes'
"You Can't Hurry Love" plays]

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

Straight from the capital,
it's your girls, The Supremes!

[cheers and applause]

Elena Kagan!

Sonya Sotomayor!

And the one, the only,
notorious RBG!

[cheers and applause]

♪ You can't hurry law

♪ No, you must have debate

♪ She said
law don't come easy ♪

♪ Sometimes you kick it
back to states ♪

♪ But how many
verdicts must we stand? ♪

Aw, this is amazing.

You two make
a really good team.

♪ Straight white man

- You know what? We do.
- Yeah, we do.

We're never doing it again.
- Oh, my God, never again.

♪ Just hangin' on

♪ It's women's rights

♪ No they can't be gone
no they can't, they can't ♪

all: ♪ You can't hurry law

♪ No, you must have debate

[cheers and applause]

Go Gretch!

♪

Ooh, nice, Kel!

Eh, I don't know.
He added this himself.

[mutters]
I'm just saying

I hate it
when actors improvise.

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