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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:18,597 Live from the Cantù Sports Palace, 2 00:00:18,597 --> 00:00:21,696 we send you the men's basketball match, 3 00:00:21,697 --> 00:00:25,693 PDC "Colonel's Toothpaste" from Cantù and Laminati Monza. 4 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:30,290 In front of us, the sports president of the PDC, Mr. Costante Nicosia, 5 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:33,688 gets agitated trying to entice his players 6 00:00:33,688 --> 00:00:35,887 to an impossible comeback. 7 00:00:35,887 --> 00:00:39,085 Indeed, we are already approaching half-time, 8 00:00:39,085 --> 00:00:42,582 and the PDC is well ahead of the score. 9 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:49,369 On the contrary, it is the euphoria among the adversaries where President Colombo 10 00:00:49,371 --> 00:00:51,968 is satisfied with the progress of the meeting, 11 00:00:51,970 --> 00:00:55,866 especially since a strong rivalry divides the 2 sympathetic presidents, 12 00:00:55,866 --> 00:00:59,263 even outside the sports field. 13 00:01:00,764 --> 00:01:03,162 We pass for idiots. 14 00:01:05,561 --> 00:01:08,258 Come on.... 15 00:01:14,253 --> 00:01:15,752 Fool. 16 00:01:15,754 --> 00:01:19,150 Mess ! But go ahead, jump! 17 00:02:00,515 --> 00:02:03,911 Excellent first quarter, Mr. Toraceschi. 18 00:02:04,511 --> 00:02:08,308 We will turn the situation around in the second quarter. 19 00:02:08,309 --> 00:02:12,897 - Thank you. For now, we are winning ... - How to explain the decline of your opponents? 20 00:02:12,998 --> 00:02:15,594 Ask its president. Look at the. 21 00:02:15,795 --> 00:02:18,193 It could happen ! 22 00:02:18,695 --> 00:02:23,091 Let's take advantage of the half-time to interview Costante Nicosia, 23 00:02:23,091 --> 00:02:26,189 president of the "Colonel Toothpaste" of Cantù. 24 00:02:26,889 --> 00:02:29,387 Alas we are losing 25 00:02:29,388 --> 00:02:33,884 against the laminated plastic of my friend and opponent, 26 00:02:33,885 --> 00:02:35,484 engineer Colombo. 27 00:02:35,485 --> 00:02:38,582 But now my team will come back to score 28 00:02:38,583 --> 00:02:41,280 as would the "Colonel's Toothpaste" from Cantù. 29 00:02:41,282 --> 00:02:43,580 We cannot advertise. 30 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:47,476 It's my basketball team, I can advertise toothpaste. 31 00:03:05,262 --> 00:03:07,047 I'm here. 32 00:03:07,048 --> 00:03:09,645 Make them a big ass like that! 33 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:11,745 Peppino, motherfucker! 34 00:03:11,746 --> 00:03:13,344 - Where were you ? - I had an accident. 35 00:03:13,345 --> 00:03:15,743 - What ? - Rub, rub! 36 00:03:15,745 --> 00:03:19,041 Assure, Peppino. Assure! 37 00:03:19,243 --> 00:03:21,641 Like that. Drawn ! 38 00:03:23,539 --> 00:03:24,839 Well. 39 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,838 It works. 40 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:29,636 Attention. 41 00:03:29,638 --> 00:03:31,925 Assure, Peppino. 42 00:03:31,926 --> 00:03:34,423 Assure ! 43 00:03:34,425 --> 00:03:37,522 Bastard from Peppino. 44 00:03:50,711 --> 00:03:54,509 - Peppino, still ensures. - Continue, sir, I'm taking risks. 45 00:04:29,577 --> 00:04:31,976 You lost well. I'm going, they call me. 46 00:04:31,976 --> 00:04:33,876 Health. 47 00:04:38,972 --> 00:04:41,369 - Peppino? - Quoi? 48 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:45,966 - Do you have a fake bump? - What do you say ? It's a real bump. 49 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:48,465 Dad had two, and my grandfather ... 50 00:04:48,467 --> 00:04:50,664 It was a camel. 51 00:05:00,657 --> 00:05:02,454 Is my wife there? 52 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,454 Darling ! 53 00:05:05,854 --> 00:05:07,452 Good evening. 54 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,738 - Hello Darling. - Don't take my makeup off, Tintino. 55 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,138 2 cards. 56 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:18,536 "Do not touch me". And we are surprised that men go to whores. Ladies ... 57 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:20,435 One. 58 00:05:21,235 --> 00:05:23,832 What are you doing ? Are you abandoning us? 59 00:05:25,232 --> 00:05:28,529 I told him: "since you bring us 5 million in Switzerland, 60 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:32,027 while you're at it, bring me this cream that makes us like animals ... 61 00:05:32,029 --> 00:05:34,915 - Very expensive. - Honor the loser. 62 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:38,914 Colombo, if I were you, I would be more modest. You won by luck and because 63 00:05:38,914 --> 00:05:42,311 - from my trainer. But it will end badly. - If you insist. 64 00:05:42,812 --> 00:05:45,409 - Ciao. - Bye Madam. 65 00:05:46,410 --> 00:05:49,307 But he knows how to do it. 66 00:05:49,309 --> 00:05:52,705 He is one of the biggest industrialists in Brianza. 67 00:05:52,706 --> 00:05:57,402 To say that when he started, 7 years ago, he had almost 3,000 lire in debt. 68 00:05:57,402 --> 00:05:59,893 Don't tell me about it. 69 00:05:59,994 --> 00:06:04,290 Dear Colombo, those smart Southerners, better let them down. 70 00:06:04,291 --> 00:06:08,887 An arranged marriage and he gave him back his daughter. 71 00:06:08,888 --> 00:06:12,086 And this one, pretty clever that he is, 72 00:06:12,086 --> 00:06:14,584 - took the factory we know from him. - I know. 73 00:06:14,585 --> 00:06:16,084 - It's true. - Ciao, Pacani. 74 00:06:16,086 --> 00:06:19,383 For me, he made a smart ad campaign. 75 00:06:19,383 --> 00:06:22,481 Clever? With these signs ... 76 00:06:22,481 --> 00:06:25,878 And those asses of women! What report is there? 77 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:30,075 We're joking, but since when does a woman wash her ass with toothpaste? 78 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:33,863 An ass, I would have understood for the advertisement of the sports lottery. 79 00:06:33,865 --> 00:06:37,362 Erotic advertising is all the rage these days. 80 00:06:38,162 --> 00:06:40,759 Tintino, are you crazy or what? 81 00:06:40,761 --> 00:06:45,057 Didn't you see that cat cross? From left to right ! Double bad luck! 82 00:06:47,856 --> 00:06:51,052 Black cat filth! 83 00:06:52,052 --> 00:06:55,049 Here, a forbidden meaning. We do not pass. 84 00:06:55,351 --> 00:06:57,748 Black cat filth! 85 00:06:57,749 --> 00:07:01,046 I've always preferred rats, since I was little. 86 00:07:04,943 --> 00:07:09,241 How do we get home? All directions are prohibited. 87 00:07:09,241 --> 00:07:13,338 I do not care. Even if you have to go through Zurich, this black cat will not get me! 88 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:22,130 Stop with these superstitions. 89 00:07:22,132 --> 00:07:27,028 The black cat, the purple colors, the accent on the "u" and the flat all blue. 90 00:07:27,028 --> 00:07:29,616 I bet you married me because my name is Mariù. 91 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,814 This is not bullshit. I was born in Cefalù, I made a fortune in Cantù. 92 00:07:32,816 --> 00:07:36,113 I like things with the accent on the "u" except you. 93 00:07:46,904 --> 00:07:49,800 Do you know why I moved the departure to Romania? 94 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,801 Because it's our evening. 95 00:07:51,801 --> 00:07:54,798 We are the 15th. 96 00:07:54,799 --> 00:07:57,597 "Fruitful night, I cross the shore ..." 97 00:07:57,599 --> 00:08:01,395 Tintino, we are in March, a month with an "r". It hurts. 98 00:08:02,294 --> 00:08:04,592 Are you a mold or what? 99 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,481 Mr. Tintino, 100 00:08:06,483 --> 00:08:08,980 it doesn't tell me to be pregnant. 101 00:08:08,980 --> 00:08:12,079 La Garaveglia had a son who looks like Michelin. 102 00:08:12,079 --> 00:08:15,076 Let’s not wage war, let’s make an heir. 103 00:08:15,076 --> 00:08:17,774 Tintino, I still have the mask to do. 104 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:20,573 Even like that, I'm all hard. 105 00:08:20,573 --> 00:08:23,372 If you want a child, buy one. 106 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:26,369 A small black, with the accent on the "u". Oh, Mariù! 107 00:08:26,371 --> 00:08:28,569 Tintino! What are you doing ? 108 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:30,968 My God, I broke the mirror. 109 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:33,167 7 years of misfortune! 110 00:08:33,168 --> 00:08:36,555 There needs to be a powerful remedy for that. 111 00:08:36,555 --> 00:08:40,353 The only solution is a virgin. A virgin peeing on it. 112 00:08:40,354 --> 00:08:43,250 And where to find a virgin at this hour? 113 00:08:43,251 --> 00:08:45,950 - I'll see the yellow pages. - Oh, what a Southerner! 114 00:08:45,950 --> 00:08:48,648 Anastasia, the maid. She is virgin. 115 00:08:48,649 --> 00:08:52,345 If she's not a virgin, I'll shoot myself! Anastasia! 116 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,438 Anastasia ! 117 00:09:02,138 --> 00:09:03,537 Yes ? 118 00:09:03,539 --> 00:09:05,937 It's me. I need to talk to you. 119 00:09:05,937 --> 00:09:08,536 - Yes. - Anastasia! 120 00:09:08,536 --> 00:09:10,833 I need to talk to you. 121 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:15,222 No sir. I do not want. Come back later. 122 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,921 I need you. 123 00:09:16,922 --> 00:09:20,519 Do not insist. The flesh is weak. 124 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,216 What the hell are you saying? Listen, 125 00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:24,916 - you're going to have to ... - Sir! 126 00:09:24,917 --> 00:09:29,113 You finally realize my feelings for you. 127 00:09:29,315 --> 00:09:33,111 Costante, we will have to give yours. 128 00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:36,410 How dare you, nutcase? 129 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,308 Listen to me instead. 130 00:09:38,309 --> 00:09:42,207 I'll put that broken mirror in the toilet for you. 131 00:09:42,506 --> 00:09:44,604 You and you go, 132 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:48,602 and you pee on it. You understand ? 133 00:09:48,604 --> 00:09:50,602 Monsieur ! 134 00:09:51,003 --> 00:09:55,185 When we want to conquer a woman, we do first ... 135 00:09:55,186 --> 00:09:58,482 so many beautiful things in the bed. 136 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,881 Then you can always ask ... 137 00:10:01,882 --> 00:10:05,178 to do something depraved. 138 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:07,177 Anastasia ? 139 00:10:07,179 --> 00:10:09,178 You're a virgin ? 140 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:12,375 Or has a suicidal madman ever slept with you? 141 00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:15,274 I have never known a man. 142 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:18,172 Hurry up and do what I said. 143 00:10:18,173 --> 00:10:21,170 What do you do ? Are you touching me? 144 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,455 Between. And apply yourself. 145 00:10:36,649 --> 00:10:38,047 Fine? 146 00:10:38,048 --> 00:10:40,646 If you stay behind the door, I won't make it. 147 00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:43,445 Hurry up ! Don't waste time! 148 00:10:43,546 --> 00:10:46,444 The heart cannot be controlled. 149 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:32,802 - Good morning sir. - Peppino. 150 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:35,901 What a day ! Tell me something beautiful. 151 00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:38,399 Today is better than yesterday, and tomorrow will be even better. 152 00:11:38,401 --> 00:11:41,399 Well done, you are a real bootlicker. That's 10,000 lire. 153 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,897 Thank you. Good day. 154 00:11:55,787 --> 00:11:57,775 No, Gestapo! Stopped ! 155 00:11:57,776 --> 00:12:02,072 I'm the boss, Gestapo. I am your Fuhrer! 156 00:12:02,073 --> 00:12:04,970 - Stop it, Gestapo! - Gestapo! 157 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:11,263 And to think that this beast does not bite anyone except you. You dislike him. 158 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:15,760 But it's still the same story. I didn't want the German Shepherd. 159 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,159 All German beasts are dangerous. 160 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,858 In Germany, goats have fangs. 161 00:12:26,753 --> 00:12:28,752 - Good morning sir. - Hello. 162 00:12:41,442 --> 00:12:44,435 Rossella Wanda, born in 1945, 163 00:12:44,435 --> 00:12:48,032 Communist heart, black hair, but red even to the skin, 164 00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:50,330 and head of our internal committee. 165 00:12:50,332 --> 00:12:52,130 Yes sir. 166 00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:55,128 Pretend I'm not here. 167 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:57,627 Hello. The doctor is there. 168 00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:59,826 - Hello doctor. - Hello. 169 00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:03,424 - 30 seconds late. Why ? - Sometimes I'm wrong too. 170 00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:06,122 - Read me the important points. - Right now. 171 00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:11,320 From 10 to 11 a.m., meeting at Confindustria. At 11:15 am, meeting at the Regione. 172 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,518 At 12:30 p.m., lunch with the suppliers. 173 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:17,516 At 3:30 p.m., marketing meeting. 174 00:13:17,516 --> 00:13:19,615 After 5 p.m. ... 175 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:21,415 What did you say ? 176 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:26,297 Excuse me. After 4:60 p.m., summit with the administration. 177 00:13:26,297 --> 00:13:29,395 Airline and hotel ticket reservation for Romania. 178 00:13:29,396 --> 00:13:31,893 Well. Still in love with me? 179 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,093 Always. 180 00:13:33,094 --> 00:13:35,793 Normal. Sit down and write: 181 00:13:35,793 --> 00:13:38,891 "Project of the new public ... 182 00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:42,288 ... city. 183 00:13:46,087 --> 00:13:49,184 What is it ? You have 200. 184 00:13:50,284 --> 00:13:51,482 Pardon. 185 00:13:51,484 --> 00:13:54,671 You will make me buy feminine lingerie. 186 00:13:54,672 --> 00:13:57,869 Bras, tights ... in all sizes. 187 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,569 - Nothing else ? - Go for it. 188 00:14:03,866 --> 00:14:07,863 - I'll need it in Romania. - Are you taking a harem with you? 189 00:14:07,865 --> 00:14:12,060 It serves for the women there. They are more sensitive to panties than to money. 190 00:14:12,061 --> 00:14:16,458 And we Italians must raise the flag high. The only thing we have left. 191 00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:19,355 The flag and the stick. 192 00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:21,255 The stick. No harm done. 193 00:14:21,257 --> 00:14:25,852 But don't overdo it, or it's a nervous breakdown. 194 00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:28,550 I am prescribing these pills for you. 195 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:31,450 "A white in the morning, 196 00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:33,649 a. 197 00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:37,845 And two reds after meals. 198 00:14:37,847 --> 00:14:39,645 Of them. 199 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:43,432 On the contrary, in the evening, you will take them both. 200 00:14:43,434 --> 00:14:45,432 X. 201 00:14:45,533 --> 00:14:48,829 - Here is. - Very well. 1, 2, X. 202 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:51,328 - If we do 13, we share? - No harm done. 203 00:14:51,329 --> 00:14:55,626 But be careful, we don't mess with a nervous breakdown. 204 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:59,224 Strange effects can happen. 205 00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:02,521 At my age, doctor ... 206 00:15:17,909 --> 00:15:20,206 The voice of workers. 207 00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:35,194 This is another of my tireless parents. 208 00:15:35,196 --> 00:15:37,393 He works overtime. 209 00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:42,490 Salvatore! Where do you think you are? On the southern arrow? 210 00:15:42,492 --> 00:15:46,778 Costante, you know that waking me up like that can screw me up. 211 00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:49,876 I'm gonna fuck you a 6 month old shit instead of your worms. 212 00:15:49,876 --> 00:15:52,274 I wasn't doing anything wrong, I was resting. 213 00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:55,673 Yes, I am stupid. I'll get you some pajamas and a bunk. 214 00:15:55,874 --> 00:16:00,170 - You rested all your life! - Nice way to treat your brother-in-law. 215 00:16:00,170 --> 00:16:02,659 - What are you doing ? - Go away, jester. 216 00:16:02,659 --> 00:16:06,655 And be happy that I have to see you tonight with my strange family. 217 00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:08,056 Southerner! 218 00:16:27,839 --> 00:16:29,138 Yes ? 219 00:16:29,139 --> 00:16:31,836 It's me, Carmela, in person. 220 00:16:31,838 --> 00:16:34,435 Did you bring back the cannoli? 221 00:16:34,936 --> 00:16:36,634 Here they are. 222 00:16:36,835 --> 00:16:39,632 With ricotta or candied fruit? 223 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:42,631 Is that a password or what? Open, it's raining. 224 00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:17,691 Bears bad luck far away. Bears bad luck far away. 225 00:17:35,677 --> 00:17:38,275 No ! Not that one! 226 00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:41,272 This is poor daddy's place. 227 00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:51,264 No ! It's poor mother's. 228 00:17:55,761 --> 00:17:59,558 This one is free for the moment. 229 00:18:11,849 --> 00:18:14,147 How long has it been, Carmela? 230 00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:17,944 Mum, 11, and dad, 29. 231 00:18:17,945 --> 00:18:21,641 Both on the same date. Today. 232 00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:31,235 - And who is she? - Aunt Maria. 233 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,333 A holy woman. 234 00:18:33,334 --> 00:18:38,520 You remember it ? She came from our village for the celebration, 235 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,619 and to take some of your bad luck away. 236 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,317 I want you. 237 00:18:43,318 --> 00:18:46,316 And also to prepare us 238 00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:49,615 pork pate. 239 00:18:50,214 --> 00:18:52,712 Let's not start making waves. 240 00:18:52,713 --> 00:18:56,110 The pork pie, you eat it. 241 00:18:56,111 --> 00:18:57,710 My brother ! 242 00:18:57,711 --> 00:19:00,808 You know that for the meal of the dead, 243 00:19:00,809 --> 00:19:03,507 we use it a lot. 244 00:19:03,507 --> 00:19:07,004 And then, he loved her so much! 245 00:19:09,303 --> 00:19:11,501 That's what killed him! 246 00:19:11,502 --> 00:19:13,788 The dead 247 00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:17,486 gave us the recipe for the afterlife. 248 00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:21,483 And that night they let me know 249 00:19:21,684 --> 00:19:26,281 that you, Constantine, son of Rosaria, 250 00:19:26,282 --> 00:19:28,679 and Ferdinand of Nicosia 251 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,676 have to hire in your factory 252 00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:36,975 uncle Giovanni and his nephew Rafael. 253 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,472 - Yes. - Before, the dead gave the lottery numbers. 254 00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:43,171 Now, do they work at the ANPE? 255 00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:44,471 Costantino ! 256 00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:47,268 Don't you remember Zunino? 257 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,268 The deputy in Cefalú. 258 00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:52,057 What do you want it to do to me? 259 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:56,753 Should I hire all the assholes who say hello to me in my factory? 260 00:19:57,056 --> 00:20:00,953 - It's your family ! - The blood of your blood! 261 00:20:00,954 --> 00:20:03,952 This family sucks all my blood on me. 262 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,950 They want to steal my factory. Even your husband, that one. 263 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:12,846 To us, you owe us obedience. 264 00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:15,533 - You have to listen to Aunt Maria ... - Yes. 265 00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:17,833 - and kiss that hand. - Yes. 266 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,732 Oui, Constant. 267 00:20:22,131 --> 00:20:24,730 Do you think you're Marlon Brando? 268 00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:26,430 Wretched ! 269 00:20:26,431 --> 00:20:29,627 Dishonored, shameless. 270 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,725 Ask forgiveness and make the cross with your tongue on the ground! 271 00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:35,823 Shut up. 272 00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:40,621 - He told her to stop. - Yes, spit out your venom! 273 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:43,409 Be damned ! 274 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,107 Enough with this curse bullshit. 275 00:20:47,107 --> 00:20:50,904 No one believes it anymore. I integrated myself. 276 00:20:50,905 --> 00:20:54,901 Yes, so integrated that he denies homeland, family, 277 00:20:54,902 --> 00:20:58,200 - and the sacred flag of Sicily. - Nino Bixio has spoken. 278 00:20:58,201 --> 00:21:00,699 Horn! 279 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:04,096 Big horn! 280 00:21:04,098 --> 00:21:07,794 Look ! She's been dead for 47 years and still breaks her balls. 281 00:21:07,795 --> 00:21:10,792 But I am no longer afraid. No need to inflate me with that. 282 00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:14,190 I am no longer Sicilian but Milanese. I am from Brianza. 283 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:17,188 Your idiocy no longer impress me. I am mila ... 284 00:21:17,189 --> 00:21:19,988 No ! Not the oil! 285 00:21:19,989 --> 00:21:22,976 Tell him, too. Not the oil! 286 00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:27,473 Not that ! Holy Father, help me! 287 00:21:28,175 --> 00:21:29,873 She thinks about it ... 288 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:33,171 Costante, let your eye turn 289 00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:36,869 and weep full of tears. 290 00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:41,366 May your mouth have no more air to breathe! 291 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:45,055 May your heart turn to ashes! 292 00:21:45,056 --> 00:21:48,352 May your clothes end in rags! 293 00:21:48,353 --> 00:21:50,752 May bad luck stick to your skin! 294 00:21:50,753 --> 00:21:54,648 May nature turn against you! 295 00:21:54,650 --> 00:21:58,647 And that your soul ... 296 00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:02,243 falls into the hands of the evil one! 297 00:22:02,244 --> 00:22:04,344 Be damned ! 298 00:22:44,509 --> 00:22:46,307 Excuse me... 299 00:22:46,308 --> 00:22:50,005 As I am surrounded by merry fellows, I take my precautions. 300 00:22:50,006 --> 00:22:54,193 It's Mediterranean salt, very good against bad luck. 301 00:22:54,193 --> 00:22:55,792 Against bad luck. 302 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,290 Here is. Thank you goodbye. 303 00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:03,485 - Have a good trip ! - Who is it ? 304 00:23:03,486 --> 00:23:07,982 Here is. I feel much better, dear count. 305 00:23:08,482 --> 00:23:10,780 By the way, Count Dragulescu, 306 00:23:10,781 --> 00:23:14,277 the titles of nobility were withdrawn in the countries of the East. 307 00:23:14,278 --> 00:23:18,076 You see, I kept some privileges ... 308 00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:20,474 for ancient and patriotic merits. 309 00:23:20,475 --> 00:23:23,573 The Dragulescu have often saved the homeland. 310 00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:28,070 My government has allowed our castle to be used in the Transylvanian mountains. 311 00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:30,568 - A castle ? - Very pretty. 312 00:23:30,569 --> 00:23:33,268 Built in 1400. 313 00:23:38,263 --> 00:23:41,560 Come see me for the weekend. 314 00:23:42,162 --> 00:23:44,249 Here is the address. 315 00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:48,847 This weekend will be very entertaining. 316 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:53,643 I'm coming on business. I don't know if I could. 317 00:23:53,643 --> 00:23:55,742 But thank you. 318 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,037 - Do you still wear sunglasses? - Only abroad. 319 00:24:04,835 --> 00:24:06,434 Ah, OK. 320 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,321 Why is the phone not working? Is it the strike? 321 00:24:23,021 --> 00:24:25,819 Change my room. 322 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:28,018 There is a problem ? 323 00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:31,107 Number 17 is bad luck with us. 324 00:24:31,108 --> 00:24:33,005 At our house too. 325 00:24:33,006 --> 00:24:36,204 - Then change it for me. - We will see. 326 00:24:36,504 --> 00:24:38,003 Then... 327 00:24:38,104 --> 00:24:42,400 I can change it for you with room number 13. 328 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:45,300 Drop. 329 00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:47,398 Mr. Nicosia? 330 00:24:49,398 --> 00:24:52,395 - A call from the ministry. Read. - Thank you. 331 00:24:56,591 --> 00:24:59,690 - It's written in Romanian! - Excuse us. 332 00:24:59,691 --> 00:25:02,688 - Do you take me for an asshole? - I would not dare. 333 00:25:02,889 --> 00:25:06,586 It says: "Meeting to sign the contract 334 00:25:06,587 --> 00:25:09,683 Monday at 10 a.m. " 335 00:25:09,684 --> 00:25:14,480 But that was for tonight, Friday. What am I going to do until Monday? 336 00:25:14,881 --> 00:25:17,879 There is the night club in the hotel. 337 00:25:18,079 --> 00:25:21,477 So in that case, I can stay here for the rest of my life. 338 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,149 You are Italian ? 339 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,843 You too, I guess. 340 00:26:02,443 --> 00:26:04,642 - Meniconi. - Nicosia. 341 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,139 No nothing ! 342 00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:15,115 What can I offer you? What are we drinking around here? 343 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,314 Here, we do not drink anything. 344 00:26:17,314 --> 00:26:21,211 Just a little mineral water and some baking soda. 345 00:26:21,212 --> 00:26:25,108 I tried to drink an aperitif. 346 00:26:25,309 --> 00:26:28,106 It ate two teeth. 347 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:30,406 We have a lot of fun here. 348 00:26:30,407 --> 00:26:34,404 I was hoping to leave tomorrow but they postponed the meeting until Monday. 349 00:26:36,502 --> 00:26:38,901 Funny, huh? 350 00:26:39,101 --> 00:26:43,697 Me, it's been 40 days that I wait and they push it back. 351 00:26:43,698 --> 00:26:45,397 - Truly ? - Yes. 352 00:26:46,498 --> 00:26:50,185 - Are you from southern Italy? - I'm Roman. 353 00:26:50,186 --> 00:26:51,883 And you ? 354 00:26:52,384 --> 00:26:54,582 Brianza. 355 00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,481 Whore ! 356 00:26:58,780 --> 00:27:01,777 At least can we hit on some women? 357 00:27:01,778 --> 00:27:05,876 Because I brought back a suitcase full of female lingerie. 358 00:27:05,877 --> 00:27:10,373 I was told that here it takes some to bring them back to bed. 359 00:27:10,373 --> 00:27:13,370 But I don't know if it's true. What do you think ? 360 00:27:13,371 --> 00:27:16,368 I brought back a whole trunk of this stuff. 361 00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:19,268 - Downright ! - And I wear it on me. 362 00:27:19,469 --> 00:27:20,767 Look. 363 00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:24,054 So as not to throw money out the window. 364 00:27:24,255 --> 00:27:26,753 This is the "Cuban whim" model. 365 00:27:26,754 --> 00:27:28,552 "Cuban Caprice". 366 00:27:31,751 --> 00:27:37,048 Is there a typical restaurant in the area to eat and drink? 367 00:27:37,049 --> 00:27:41,245 Yes. Yesterday a friend ate a cabbage minestrone. 368 00:27:41,246 --> 00:27:43,843 We know how to do it well, that one. 369 00:27:44,744 --> 00:27:46,942 Stiff death! 370 00:27:55,634 --> 00:27:58,632 What is there to do here? 371 00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:03,130 Here, you just have to shoot yourself. 372 00:28:13,921 --> 00:28:16,518 Ladies and gentlemen... 373 00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:20,503 - Where are the ladies? - Among our clients, this evening, 374 00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:23,504 2 people speak Italian. 375 00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:27,096 In their honor I want to sing 376 00:28:27,098 --> 00:28:32,194 the last success of the Italian song. 377 00:28:58,072 --> 00:28:59,769 You dance ? 378 00:30:00,416 --> 00:30:03,614 This is Count Dragulescu's castle. 379 00:30:04,015 --> 00:30:05,514 Well. 380 00:30:05,614 --> 00:30:07,812 Natural light. 381 00:30:09,012 --> 00:30:11,310 200 kilometers. 382 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:14,508 Hold. 383 00:30:15,909 --> 00:30:17,907 Wait ! Where are you going ? 384 00:30:17,908 --> 00:30:21,704 I'm not stopping here. The castle is cursed! 385 00:30:21,705 --> 00:30:25,501 - The storm is approaching. - At least wait until they open the door for me. 386 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:29,688 What a mess. 387 00:30:41,679 --> 00:30:45,277 Wait a minute, I'm coming. 388 00:31:14,051 --> 00:31:16,250 Good evening. 389 00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:19,744 That one will surely go to a beauty pageant. 390 00:31:19,745 --> 00:31:22,543 He is also deaf. GOOD EVENING ! 391 00:31:22,543 --> 00:31:24,442 Good evening. 392 00:31:24,443 --> 00:31:27,839 We no longer have the light because of the storm. 393 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,937 Are you the Italian who called the count yesterday? 394 00:31:31,938 --> 00:31:33,036 YES ! 395 00:31:33,037 --> 00:31:34,936 Come in. 396 00:31:34,937 --> 00:31:36,235 THANK YOU ! 397 00:31:49,724 --> 00:31:53,221 - The count isn't here? - He asked me to excuse him 398 00:31:53,223 --> 00:31:58,019 and beg you to wait for it. I'm Battrai, the butler. 399 00:31:58,020 --> 00:32:02,605 Excuse me if there is no light. Happy are the Italians who still have it. 400 00:32:02,606 --> 00:32:04,804 And we have the Pope. 401 00:32:04,805 --> 00:32:08,502 I carry the suitcase to your room and come back. 402 00:32:09,403 --> 00:32:12,200 I'll do it quickly. 403 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:17,397 Will beat! 404 00:32:17,398 --> 00:32:20,395 They are bats, sir. 405 00:32:20,796 --> 00:32:23,392 And they roam like little dogs? 406 00:32:23,393 --> 00:32:25,891 They are holy animals with us. 407 00:32:25,892 --> 00:32:28,291 Good day, sir. You look like... 408 00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:31,388 Why are you giving me your arm? 409 00:32:31,389 --> 00:32:33,587 I'll be right back. 410 00:32:33,588 --> 00:32:35,287 Yes. 411 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,486 I'm coming, sir. 412 00:32:37,487 --> 00:32:39,086 Do not move. 413 00:32:42,983 --> 00:32:44,968 Over here, sir. 414 00:32:44,969 --> 00:32:47,367 I'll fix the arm later. 415 00:32:47,368 --> 00:32:52,663 It is dear Count Draculescu. 1785 - 1868 416 00:32:52,664 --> 00:32:54,262 Stuffed. 417 00:32:54,263 --> 00:32:57,260 - He looks alive. - He's here for tourists. 418 00:32:57,262 --> 00:33:02,058 On the first floor we have the portrait of the first Count Dracula. 419 00:33:02,059 --> 00:33:04,757 - The one from the movies? - That one ! 420 00:33:04,758 --> 00:33:06,556 So he existed? 421 00:33:06,556 --> 00:33:08,455 Come in. 422 00:33:08,456 --> 00:33:09,955 Come. 423 00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:14,452 Here we are. I'll show it to you. 424 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:19,048 Here it is. 425 00:33:20,838 --> 00:33:23,735 The first Count Dracula. 426 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:27,730 And here is the second. 427 00:33:27,730 --> 00:33:31,326 - The son of the first? - As you probably know, 428 00:33:31,328 --> 00:33:33,926 the count was a vampire. 429 00:33:34,326 --> 00:33:37,021 Vampires cannot have children. 430 00:33:37,522 --> 00:33:39,821 - Not even with a vampire? - No. 431 00:33:39,822 --> 00:33:41,820 The light has returned. 432 00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,620 So much the better. 433 00:33:49,215 --> 00:33:51,912 Ah, my dear friend! 434 00:33:53,112 --> 00:33:56,109 What a pleasure that you came to Transylvania. 435 00:33:56,110 --> 00:33:58,808 I am glad to see you. 436 00:33:58,809 --> 00:34:01,907 - Finally, Monsieur le Comte. - This is Gia. 437 00:34:02,107 --> 00:34:03,806 Very honoured. 438 00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:07,394 - This is Gianka. - Very honored, madam. 439 00:34:07,296 --> 00:34:10,793 - And this is Georgia. - It's a pleasure. 440 00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:16,288 - Good Sperandu. - We all hope so. 441 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,386 And here is my Italian friend Costantinopoli ... 442 00:34:19,388 --> 00:34:22,082 That's it, Jerusalem too. Costante. 443 00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:27,378 Why a handshake? How do you get to know each other in Transylvania? 444 00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:29,377 Family... 445 00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:52,758 My ear ! 446 00:34:55,956 --> 00:34:58,653 Have we already introduced ourselves, I think? 447 00:35:02,052 --> 00:35:04,250 Ha, fine. 448 00:35:04,451 --> 00:35:07,748 - The storm is over. - Not too soon. 449 00:35:07,748 --> 00:35:10,239 - Constantino ... - There we are. 450 00:35:10,241 --> 00:35:13,138 We'll have dinner at the Transylvanian, do you agree? 451 00:35:13,138 --> 00:35:14,737 Gladly. 452 00:35:15,037 --> 00:35:17,535 Will these ladies stay? 453 00:35:17,536 --> 00:35:21,434 They are an integral part of our local customs. 454 00:35:21,934 --> 00:35:24,931 - It's starting to get hot. - Beat! 455 00:35:26,031 --> 00:35:27,731 Will beat! 456 00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:32,227 Accompany my friend to his room, 457 00:35:32,229 --> 00:35:33,926 in the North Tower. 458 00:35:33,928 --> 00:35:37,815 Yes, the one where the rebel Jari was hanged. 459 00:35:37,817 --> 00:35:40,115 Very cheerful, this place. 460 00:35:40,415 --> 00:35:43,212 - Thanks. - Excuse me. 461 00:35:48,609 --> 00:35:51,207 Transylvania, my love. 462 00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:58,500 You have to be perfect, they want it. 463 00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:01,100 Here I am ! 464 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,095 Health ! 465 00:36:13,491 --> 00:36:15,790 Costantino, 466 00:36:15,891 --> 00:36:18,089 what are you doing dressed 467 00:36:18,090 --> 00:36:19,488 Well... 468 00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:22,586 We dine naked in Transylvania. 469 00:36:23,087 --> 00:36:26,684 - I thought you knew that. - Yes, but... 470 00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:30,469 - Maybe you don't like it. - Yes, I like it! 471 00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:36,064 I love these Transylvanian dinners. I do it myself in Cantù. 472 00:36:36,065 --> 00:36:39,461 I do it from time to time, but not often. 473 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:41,861 Okay, I'm going to undress. 474 00:36:41,861 --> 00:36:47,057 No, we don't do it alone in Transylvania. Go help him, girls. 475 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:50,755 Stay seated, Sperandu. 476 00:36:52,155 --> 00:36:55,645 Softly. I am ticklish. 477 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:59,044 Not there, no. 478 00:36:59,044 --> 00:37:01,443 Don't touch me there. 479 00:37:08,038 --> 00:37:12,334 There is nothing to laugh about. I got acclimated to Romania. 480 00:37:12,434 --> 00:37:15,429 Wood, Costantinopol. 481 00:37:20,026 --> 00:37:22,922 - Do I have to drink it all? - All. 482 00:37:24,723 --> 00:37:28,019 Not like this. Gently. 483 00:37:36,513 --> 00:37:39,709 I will do the first and second review. 484 00:37:41,908 --> 00:37:44,406 Mario, look at me. 485 00:37:45,706 --> 00:37:47,605 Health ! 486 00:37:50,003 --> 00:37:52,102 Go Italy! 487 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,299 Three at once. 488 00:37:56,300 --> 00:38:01,788 I danced with a man who wore "Cuban caprice" type panties. 489 00:38:01,788 --> 00:38:03,187 You understand ? 490 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,483 It was... 491 00:38:08,485 --> 00:38:10,083 ridicule. 492 00:38:10,383 --> 00:38:11,882 Ridicule. 493 00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:14,281 A jerk! 494 00:38:14,281 --> 00:38:15,980 Constantin ! 495 00:38:18,478 --> 00:38:21,375 Where are you going ? 496 00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:25,772 It's me, Costantino! Where are you hiding ? Where are you ? 497 00:38:25,773 --> 00:38:27,372 My beautiful! 498 00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:28,672 Or... 499 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:30,672 - Ah, that's ... - Hello. 500 00:38:30,672 --> 00:38:32,670 Constant... 501 00:38:32,671 --> 00:38:35,369 Always breaking the balls, you? 502 00:38:35,770 --> 00:38:38,868 Bravo, Constantinopol! 503 00:38:40,167 --> 00:38:42,664 Give it to me, Costantin. 504 00:38:44,464 --> 00:38:46,254 Cocorico ! 505 00:38:46,254 --> 00:38:50,451 I am the rooster. Drink, my stars. 506 00:38:50,451 --> 00:38:55,347 Drink, my chickens. Bathe and get wet. 507 00:38:55,849 --> 00:38:59,745 Costante Nicosia gives you the frenzy. 508 00:38:59,745 --> 00:39:02,243 As the poet says, 509 00:39:02,245 --> 00:39:05,632 it's still the Romanian shower 510 00:39:05,633 --> 00:39:08,131 which brings good luck. 511 00:39:08,330 --> 00:39:09,930 My beautiful! 512 00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:11,729 Costantino ! 513 00:39:13,728 --> 00:39:15,327 My beautiful! 514 00:39:15,327 --> 00:39:17,626 My slut! 515 00:39:17,626 --> 00:39:19,525 Champagne. 516 00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:21,025 My beautiful! 517 00:39:53,897 --> 00:39:55,695 My head... 518 00:40:19,475 --> 00:40:22,272 Romanian slut. 519 00:40:31,266 --> 00:40:33,563 Slut. 520 00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:03,228 Constantin ! 521 00:41:08,524 --> 00:41:13,320 My God ! Tell me what happened to me in Romania. 522 00:41:15,419 --> 00:41:17,317 Tintino ! 523 00:41:18,318 --> 00:41:20,416 - Welcome, sir. - Kiss my ass. 524 00:41:20,417 --> 00:41:22,215 - What is it ? - Kiss my ass. 525 00:41:22,217 --> 00:41:23,715 - What ... - Fuck you. 526 00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:26,213 You do not recognize me ? I'm your wife. 527 00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:28,313 Fuck you too. 528 00:41:29,712 --> 00:41:32,609 Look how he is. He needs a doctor. 529 00:41:34,908 --> 00:41:37,397 - Go see a doctor. - Get examined. 530 00:41:37,397 --> 00:41:41,294 - You need a doctor. - The first one who talks to me about a doctor, I ... 531 00:41:41,694 --> 00:41:43,493 No doctor. 532 00:41:43,595 --> 00:41:46,092 Pass, Giamboni. 533 00:41:46,293 --> 00:41:47,991 Quick. 534 00:41:48,592 --> 00:41:50,190 Well. 535 00:41:50,192 --> 00:41:52,888 Saute. 536 00:41:53,490 --> 00:41:55,187 Saute. 537 00:41:57,587 --> 00:42:01,383 Stop stuffing yourself with lozenges. It hurts you. 538 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,472 You're in great shape, too. 539 00:42:03,474 --> 00:42:07,270 Look at this. You are a real male. 540 00:42:07,370 --> 00:42:09,669 What are you touching? 541 00:42:09,669 --> 00:42:11,269 He's touching me. 542 00:42:12,668 --> 00:42:14,467 Listen... 543 00:42:14,467 --> 00:42:20,762 Let's do this exchange. You give me the American and I Baltarelli, Corniati and 25 tickets. 544 00:42:21,162 --> 00:42:24,061 If you want the American, give me your black. 545 00:42:24,061 --> 00:42:27,957 George? You're crazy! I give you Baltarelli and Corniati ... 546 00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:29,756 I like black. 547 00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:32,756 He has long legs ... 548 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:35,544 nervous, powerful, beautiful. 549 00:42:35,544 --> 00:42:38,942 Have you become a queer since your trip to Romania? 550 00:42:40,841 --> 00:42:43,738 Don't say that anymore, even in jest! 551 00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,838 Excuse me, Costante, I don't ... 552 00:42:48,037 --> 00:42:49,735 Monsieur, 553 00:42:49,737 --> 00:42:52,135 the boys are done. 554 00:42:52,135 --> 00:42:54,627 Go talk to them. 555 00:42:54,627 --> 00:42:58,325 A few words of encouragement from you will do them good. 556 00:42:58,325 --> 00:43:01,022 Considering our position in the ranking. 557 00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:06,318 - You're the one in charge. - The match against Latirizzi Padova will be important. 558 00:43:06,318 --> 00:43:09,215 Go ahead, sir, please. 559 00:43:10,515 --> 00:43:14,213 Guys, the president needs to talk to you. 560 00:43:16,611 --> 00:43:19,608 If I give you 10 tickets, will you take this one from me? 561 00:43:21,408 --> 00:43:23,207 So, guys ... 562 00:43:23,207 --> 00:43:24,706 Hello. 563 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:28,105 Against Latirizzi Padova, it will be necessary to put the package. 564 00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,304 It's understood ? Guys, 565 00:43:30,304 --> 00:43:33,301 try to die on the ground. Try... 566 00:43:43,993 --> 00:43:45,892 to die. 567 00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:52,177 And this relative who came with me to Romania ... 568 00:43:52,478 --> 00:43:56,075 - found himself spending the evening ... - With prostitutes. 569 00:43:56,075 --> 00:43:58,473 No, not exactly. 570 00:43:58,475 --> 00:44:02,471 - Let's say in the branch of prostitution. - No harm done. 571 00:44:02,572 --> 00:44:04,869 In short, one thing leading to another ... 572 00:44:04,871 --> 00:44:08,067 he found himself involved in some sort of orgy. 573 00:44:08,069 --> 00:44:10,567 - No harm done. - No, there is no harm. 574 00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:14,463 And let's face it, this parent had a lot of fun, he didn't skimp. 575 00:44:14,465 --> 00:44:17,962 He was, as they say, very drunk. 576 00:44:17,962 --> 00:44:21,959 But the next morning, this parent in question ... 577 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,158 - You hear me ? - Yes. 578 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:26,557 He ended up in bed ... 579 00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:29,056 - with the owner! - No harm done. 580 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:32,853 "No harm done" ? Are you kidding or what? 581 00:44:33,753 --> 00:44:38,350 I said he was drunk, after drinking a whole bottle. 582 00:44:38,352 --> 00:44:41,639 He collapsed in bed, drunk. 583 00:44:41,639 --> 00:44:44,338 So he ignores everything! 584 00:44:44,338 --> 00:44:47,335 He does not know whether or not there has been ... 585 00:44:47,337 --> 00:44:50,125 - The impact. - Sodomy? 586 00:44:52,224 --> 00:44:55,420 I wanted to use more polite language. 587 00:44:55,721 --> 00:44:57,420 In any case, 588 00:44:57,420 --> 00:45:02,316 He has had headaches ever since. He faints when he sees naked men. 589 00:45:02,318 --> 00:45:06,014 In short, he fears having become ... 590 00:45:06,215 --> 00:45:07,813 A queer. 591 00:45:07,815 --> 00:45:09,813 - No ! - What ? 592 00:45:10,313 --> 00:45:13,410 So what is he afraid of having become? 593 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:15,310 A queer. 594 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:16,610 No harm done. 595 00:45:16,611 --> 00:45:19,099 Again this "there is no harm". 596 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:23,096 He's a serious, married man who owns a factory. 597 00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:26,695 - He even has a mistress! - Excuse me sir... 598 00:45:27,195 --> 00:45:30,692 Since your return from Romania, 599 00:45:30,993 --> 00:45:33,092 have you got... 600 00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:35,884 had sex with women? 601 00:45:35,884 --> 00:45:37,383 Me ? 602 00:45:37,984 --> 00:45:42,080 What does this have to do with me? It is a parent. 603 00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:47,077 No, he had no relation, 604 00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:49,575 first, because he was doing very badly. 605 00:45:49,776 --> 00:45:52,075 And also because he feared 606 00:45:52,075 --> 00:45:55,072 that it no longer works. 607 00:45:55,074 --> 00:45:59,070 So this is it. There is nothing to worry about. 608 00:45:59,671 --> 00:46:03,567 Tell your parent to stay calm. 609 00:46:03,568 --> 00:46:06,566 I'll prescribe some pills for him. 610 00:46:06,567 --> 00:46:09,564 1, 2... X. 611 00:46:09,865 --> 00:46:12,862 And then, we don't become homosexual 612 00:46:12,862 --> 00:46:14,562 as fast. 613 00:46:14,662 --> 00:46:17,460 I told him. He's a fool. 614 00:46:17,461 --> 00:46:20,757 - Did you tell me he has a friend? - Yes. - Very well. 615 00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:22,956 - Let him go see her ... - Yes ... 616 00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:25,755 and that it makes a nice impact. 617 00:46:26,356 --> 00:46:29,543 After that, this story will be over. 618 00:46:30,043 --> 00:46:32,341 - Unless ... - Unless? 619 00:46:32,343 --> 00:46:34,140 Unless... 620 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:38,029 The impact does not succeed. 621 00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:41,627 Which would mean that during this famous night, 622 00:46:41,728 --> 00:46:43,625 there have been... 623 00:46:43,926 --> 00:46:46,923 - Anal? - No harm done. 624 00:47:18,396 --> 00:47:21,195 Liù ! 625 00:47:21,595 --> 00:47:23,293 Constant ! 626 00:47:25,392 --> 00:47:27,591 I didn't know you were coming. 627 00:47:27,591 --> 00:47:29,789 My beautiful slut! 628 00:47:29,790 --> 00:47:32,787 No, look how I'm dressed ... 629 00:47:32,789 --> 00:47:36,277 - My beautiful! - You did dirty things in Romania? 630 00:47:36,277 --> 00:47:37,477 Non. 631 00:47:37,477 --> 00:47:40,176 Do you want to do them now? 632 00:47:40,176 --> 00:47:41,475 Yes ! 633 00:47:41,475 --> 00:47:43,275 Then... 634 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:46,073 try to catch me. 635 00:47:46,074 --> 00:47:48,173 Where are you running, Liù? 636 00:47:48,173 --> 00:47:50,670 Can't you see I'm in a coma? 637 00:47:50,672 --> 00:47:53,269 - Liù! - Come ! 638 00:47:53,271 --> 00:47:55,869 These are children's games. 639 00:47:56,369 --> 00:47:59,766 But after the child's play, I'll put you to bed. 640 00:47:59,768 --> 00:48:03,064 Stop ! My heart is racing. 641 00:48:03,066 --> 00:48:05,553 Come on, old man. Enjoy the countryside. 642 00:48:05,555 --> 00:48:08,052 I would need another one. 643 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:12,351 My coronary artery is going to explode. Warning ! 644 00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:16,048 Bitch! I hurt myself. 645 00:48:16,148 --> 00:48:19,145 Look, I'm all scratched up. 646 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:24,444 - What idiot put that barbed wire? - It's just a little rust. 647 00:48:24,445 --> 00:48:28,340 Me with the heart attack, and you with tetanus. What a beautiful love story. 648 00:48:28,342 --> 00:48:32,637 If because of a fool like you, I get tetanus ... 649 00:48:33,039 --> 00:48:34,427 - Suck! - What ? 650 00:48:34,429 --> 00:48:37,325 - Suck! - What should I suck? 651 00:48:37,326 --> 00:48:39,524 The leg, idiot! 652 00:48:39,526 --> 00:48:43,722 Come on, suck, hurry up! 653 00:48:44,123 --> 00:48:45,522 You go-y! 654 00:48:45,522 --> 00:48:48,920 I already have the taste of tetanus in my mouth. 655 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,418 Here is. 656 00:48:52,819 --> 00:48:55,016 Well. Like that. 657 00:49:09,304 --> 00:49:12,002 That's enough now. 658 00:49:12,002 --> 00:49:14,202 A little more. 659 00:49:25,393 --> 00:49:27,478 Suck me too. 660 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,177 The mouth ? 661 00:49:30,379 --> 00:49:33,087 - What ? - What's on your neck? 662 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:34,886 Enough to ? 663 00:49:34,986 --> 00:49:36,884 I suck you and you hit? 664 00:49:36,886 --> 00:49:39,674 What are those marks on your neck? 665 00:49:39,674 --> 00:49:41,873 Where ? I scratched myself. 666 00:49:41,873 --> 00:49:45,471 This is how you thought of me in Romania. Who did you do the pig with? 667 00:49:45,471 --> 00:49:47,060 With no one, honey. 668 00:49:47,062 --> 00:49:49,759 - You were drunk with love? - Yes. 669 00:49:49,869 --> 00:49:52,456 - Liù! - Liù my ass! 670 00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,954 You plant me here to play stupid elsewhere. 671 00:49:55,954 --> 00:49:59,153 I do not understand. It was surely an injury that made me ... 672 00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,748 - It's probably the beard. - What am I doing here? 673 00:50:04,749 --> 00:50:09,545 I take care of your vegetable garden and I have to lie down for 3000 lire? 674 00:50:09,545 --> 00:50:12,444 The store is closed. It's over ! 675 00:50:12,445 --> 00:50:17,240 I was about to die. Now I'm better, and it's thanks to you. 676 00:50:17,242 --> 00:50:18,740 I need you ! 677 00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:21,738 I'm ready to buy you anything. 678 00:50:21,740 --> 00:50:25,137 You imagine ? I thought I had become a queer. 679 00:50:25,137 --> 00:50:28,923 Why are you going after queers? Racist! 680 00:50:44,911 --> 00:50:46,809 Don't, Gestapo! 681 00:51:02,795 --> 00:51:05,594 We're starting to understand who the boss is here. 682 00:51:05,594 --> 00:51:07,492 - Good morning sir. - Speak. 683 00:51:07,494 --> 00:51:10,290 Today is better than yesterday, and tomorrow will be even better. 684 00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:11,791 - Take. - Thank you. 685 00:51:11,791 --> 00:51:16,388 - You made a mistake, there are 1,000 lire. - It's the recession. 686 00:51:17,288 --> 00:51:19,186 Good morning sir. 687 00:51:19,387 --> 00:51:23,682 Your clothes are too suggestive. If you want to make yourself nice, forget about it. 688 00:51:23,684 --> 00:51:27,181 And if you want to be seen, then disappear. 689 00:51:27,181 --> 00:51:29,869 Now tell me the news so that I calm down. 690 00:51:29,871 --> 00:51:32,768 - Your brother-in-law is waiting for you. - Let him in. 691 00:51:33,268 --> 00:51:35,467 Return to the store. 692 00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,662 I fire her, that one. 693 00:51:47,558 --> 00:51:49,556 I can enter ? 694 00:51:50,456 --> 00:51:53,654 This is another from the popular song company. 695 00:51:53,654 --> 00:51:56,751 - What did you want? - Tell you that I no longer need. 696 00:51:56,753 --> 00:52:00,250 - Enough to ? - Of you. And all your tribe. 697 00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:03,247 Load your tomato crates on the next train 698 00:52:03,249 --> 00:52:06,546 and take with you wife, son, aunts and nephews. 699 00:52:06,546 --> 00:52:09,035 - Constant ! - Constant en a plein le cul. 700 00:52:09,035 --> 00:52:12,233 Take the train to Cefalú, with the accent on the "u". 701 00:52:12,233 --> 00:52:14,432 That I don't see you here anymore. 702 00:52:19,628 --> 00:52:23,524 - Yes ? - The contract for toothpaste in Romania. 703 00:52:23,526 --> 00:52:26,524 Erase Romania from the map! 704 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:33,917 - Sir ! - What ? 705 00:52:33,919 --> 00:52:36,616 A misfortune has happened. 706 00:52:36,816 --> 00:52:40,714 Your cousin Tauzzo has just fallen into the grinder. 707 00:52:41,414 --> 00:52:43,413 Good news at last ! 708 00:52:43,413 --> 00:52:48,908 Wait a minute ... in the white toothpaste, or the one with the red stripes? 709 00:52:48,910 --> 00:52:52,006 That of the dentrifice with the red stripes. 710 00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:54,205 It's nothing. 711 00:52:58,402 --> 00:53:00,600 Move around! 712 00:53:01,601 --> 00:53:03,199 Then ? 713 00:53:03,201 --> 00:53:05,799 It suits you very well. 714 00:53:05,799 --> 00:53:08,796 - You're white-red. - Cuckold! 715 00:53:09,198 --> 00:53:13,694 If you thought about the safety of your employees instead of the profits ... 716 00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:14,994 Ca-incense! - No! 717 00:53:14,995 --> 00:53:17,692 He jumped in so as not to work! 718 00:53:17,692 --> 00:53:21,689 What ? You too, tell him that we can no longer work like that. 719 00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:24,867 Enough is enough ! Tell him! 720 00:53:33,161 --> 00:53:35,958 We have to change things. 721 00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,957 - You are fine ? - It's nothing. 722 00:53:38,957 --> 00:53:42,454 My instinct told me to throw myself on this blood ... 723 00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:44,154 and lick it. 724 00:53:44,156 --> 00:53:47,247 Drink it, suck it, absorb it, 725 00:53:47,249 --> 00:53:51,845 suck it up, pump it up, own it. 726 00:53:51,946 --> 00:53:56,740 - As with Liù's leg. - Obviously, it's about you. 727 00:53:58,241 --> 00:53:59,740 No harm done. 728 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:03,037 - It's not your parent ... - It's me. 729 00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:05,736 You understood that very well. 730 00:54:05,737 --> 00:54:09,633 But what I didn't say was that I was bitten on the neck. 731 00:54:09,635 --> 00:54:12,332 He was a count, but look what he did to me. 732 00:54:12,334 --> 00:54:15,731 It seems he was a descendant of Count Dracula. 733 00:54:15,731 --> 00:54:18,228 - Do you realize? - And now, 734 00:54:18,230 --> 00:54:22,227 you no longer fear being homosexual, but ... 735 00:54:22,626 --> 00:54:26,013 It's blood, doctor. I love the blood. 736 00:54:26,015 --> 00:54:29,611 Since I tasted it, I have become more aggressive, 737 00:54:29,613 --> 00:54:31,511 nastier ! 738 00:54:31,512 --> 00:54:35,008 So now you think you're ... 739 00:54:35,710 --> 00:54:37,307 a vampire. 740 00:54:37,309 --> 00:54:39,807 The most beautiful vampire in Italy. 741 00:54:39,807 --> 00:54:41,607 No harm done. 742 00:54:41,607 --> 00:54:44,805 Vampires no longer exist, don't worry. 743 00:54:46,204 --> 00:54:49,402 They are the fruit of the people's imagination. 744 00:54:49,402 --> 00:54:52,189 I'll prescribe some pills for you. 745 00:54:52,191 --> 00:54:55,089 More pills and medicine, doctor? 746 00:54:55,189 --> 00:54:58,086 My stomach has become a raffle bag. 747 00:54:59,187 --> 00:55:01,484 Constant ! 748 00:55:02,084 --> 00:55:04,482 Constant ! 749 00:56:36,003 --> 00:56:38,501 If I don't bite, I'll die. 750 00:56:38,702 --> 00:56:42,198 Liù. You alone can save me. 751 00:56:42,598 --> 00:56:45,695 You alone can save me. 752 00:56:45,896 --> 00:56:50,084 You can't deny me a little bite. 753 00:56:50,687 --> 00:56:52,984 Save me, Liù. 754 00:56:53,185 --> 00:56:55,084 Save me. 755 00:56:55,084 --> 00:56:58,782 This is the telephone answering machine for number 85-55-88-88-7. 756 00:56:58,782 --> 00:57:00,981 I am momentarily absent. 757 00:57:00,981 --> 00:57:06,277 And since you're the only one with my number, I don't want to hear your horrible voice. 758 00:57:06,277 --> 00:57:09,075 I don't want to see your ass face again 759 00:57:09,077 --> 00:57:12,373 and with the 30 seconds you have left, 760 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:16,561 I can tell you that you are a coward, a little shit, 761 00:57:16,563 --> 00:57:19,161 a bad move, and above all, 762 00:57:19,162 --> 00:57:21,558 a big asshole. 763 00:57:23,658 --> 00:57:24,957 Liù ! 764 00:57:32,451 --> 00:57:34,349 31 ! 765 00:57:34,750 --> 00:57:36,449 And now... 766 00:57:37,348 --> 00:57:38,947 Mariù! 767 00:57:41,546 --> 00:57:44,143 Mariù, wake up. 768 00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:46,643 Mariù? 769 00:57:46,844 --> 00:57:48,142 Mariù! 770 00:57:48,144 --> 00:57:51,141 I need you. I am 31. 771 00:57:55,537 --> 00:57:58,236 Look at me and get excited, Mariù. 772 00:58:01,233 --> 00:58:03,132 Attends... 773 00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:07,529 Mariù! 774 00:58:15,923 --> 00:58:18,220 Tell me about love, Mariù. 775 00:58:18,222 --> 00:58:20,220 Go shit! 776 00:58:39,203 --> 00:58:40,602 You ? 777 00:58:40,803 --> 00:58:42,901 What do you want ? 778 00:58:43,102 --> 00:58:47,899 Your curse destroyed me. She leads me to the grave. 779 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,498 Eh yes ! 780 00:58:49,498 --> 00:58:52,876 And you came with your tail between your legs. 781 00:58:57,373 --> 00:58:58,872 Among. 782 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:14,759 Sit down. 783 00:59:15,658 --> 00:59:19,456 The spell was too strong. It's exaggerated. 784 00:59:19,456 --> 00:59:22,953 - You offended me. - Yes, I offended you. 785 00:59:22,955 --> 00:59:25,852 But I feel like Saint Quentin, good for the scrapyard. 786 00:59:25,852 --> 00:59:29,150 - I am very bad. - I understand you're in trouble. 787 00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:31,849 On the contrary, the doctor says that I am very well. 788 00:59:31,849 --> 00:59:36,644 - The doctor ? What does he know? - It happened to me unintentionally. 789 00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:39,942 To have to suck some blood. 790 00:59:39,944 --> 00:59:43,430 - Suck blood? - I felt myself blooming again. 791 00:59:43,432 --> 00:59:45,331 What is happening to me? 792 00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:50,227 What should happen? I gave you a simple nasty look. 793 00:59:50,227 --> 00:59:52,926 At worst, you would have broken a leg. 794 00:59:52,926 --> 00:59:55,923 But you talk to me about blood. What do I know? 795 00:59:55,925 --> 01:00:00,321 If you got another spell, what do I know? 796 01:00:00,321 --> 01:00:03,120 The only solution to the problem 797 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,818 is the coffee grounds. 798 01:00:05,919 --> 01:00:08,917 This one is all ready! 799 01:00:09,916 --> 01:00:13,114 I used to do it with regular coffee. 800 01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:15,803 And the result was average. 801 01:00:15,804 --> 01:00:19,600 With decaffeinated, it costs more ... 802 01:00:19,602 --> 01:00:22,298 but it is more precise. 803 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:25,797 It feels like watching television, look. 804 01:00:25,998 --> 01:00:29,294 Turn, turn ... 805 01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:33,491 Look at her. 806 01:00:42,585 --> 01:00:45,583 What ? What did you see, Aunt Maria? 807 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:48,080 - The magician of Noto! - In there? 808 01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:52,171 The magician of Noto! 809 01:00:52,272 --> 01:00:54,969 He alone can save you! 810 01:00:54,970 --> 01:00:57,068 Go, run! 811 01:00:57,068 --> 01:01:00,066 - Only him ! - The magician of Noto? Who is it ? 812 01:01:00,167 --> 01:01:05,063 Passengers on flight 458 to Palermo 813 01:01:05,063 --> 01:01:07,862 are requested to present themselves for boarding. 814 01:01:07,863 --> 01:01:12,059 Passengers on flight 458 to Palermo ... 815 01:01:12,059 --> 01:01:15,757 Explain to me what you are going to do in Africa. 816 01:01:15,757 --> 01:01:19,254 In Sicily, Mariù. I'll tell you when I get back, trust me. 817 01:01:19,256 --> 01:01:21,254 Peppino est long. 818 01:01:21,255 --> 01:01:24,752 If he doesn't come, I'll stay here. It's no use watching you. 819 01:01:25,351 --> 01:01:27,449 - Pepino! - Here's the newspaper. 820 01:01:27,450 --> 01:01:30,848 - Always late. - There was an act of blood in Ferrara. 821 01:01:31,049 --> 01:01:33,846 I have to leave for Ferrara. I want to say... 822 01:01:33,848 --> 01:01:35,445 I leave. Ciao. 823 01:01:35,447 --> 01:01:37,744 Okay, I kiss your bag. 824 01:01:37,746 --> 01:01:40,233 Vol 458. 4 + 5 = 9, and 8 ... 825 01:01:40,235 --> 01:01:42,532 - 17! - You understood. 826 01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:44,132 You understood. 827 01:01:48,429 --> 01:01:50,228 Stop. 828 01:01:51,627 --> 01:01:54,524 What is that ? Let me see. 829 01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:16,107 It's there, at the green gate. 830 01:02:16,507 --> 01:02:18,405 - Hold. - Thank you. 831 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:50,169 "The magician of Noto. He knows everything, guesses everything, knows everything." 832 01:03:02,859 --> 01:03:04,357 Who is it ? 833 01:03:04,357 --> 01:03:07,455 What kind of magician are you to ask that? 834 01:03:11,253 --> 01:03:13,951 We stop the controversies. 835 01:03:16,150 --> 01:03:17,747 Come in. 836 01:03:34,533 --> 01:03:36,333 Excuse me. 837 01:03:44,725 --> 01:03:46,724 Sit down. 838 01:03:46,726 --> 01:03:50,123 If you want to eat, do your own thing. I can... 839 01:03:53,819 --> 01:03:55,918 Mr. Magician, I ... 840 01:04:03,613 --> 01:04:05,711 100,000 lire in advance. 841 01:04:05,711 --> 01:04:07,310 Before you start? 842 01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:11,307 - The international tariff imposed by the union. - Is there even a union? 843 01:04:12,607 --> 01:04:14,105 Hold. 844 01:04:16,404 --> 01:04:18,603 There are 100,000 lire. 845 01:04:19,003 --> 01:04:21,801 Payable to bearer. 846 01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:24,900 I was saying... 847 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,898 Not a word ! 848 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:29,897 I got the message. I know all about you. 849 01:04:29,897 --> 01:04:34,794 You love a woman who does not suit you and you have sleepless nights. 850 01:04:34,795 --> 01:04:37,792 You invoke her, desire her, think of her, 851 01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:40,490 and above all, you masturbate. 852 01:04:40,491 --> 01:04:43,769 Shut up ! In this case, the filter is very simple. 853 01:04:43,769 --> 01:04:47,666 A 17th of the month, on a moonless night, 854 01:04:47,667 --> 01:04:50,765 collect hare poop, 855 01:04:50,765 --> 01:04:53,963 then take a little mint, parsley, 856 01:04:53,963 --> 01:04:57,453 a little garlic, and put everything in a bottle. 857 01:04:57,453 --> 01:05:01,149 Then urinate in it, ferment everything, 858 01:05:01,151 --> 01:05:03,847 shake well before use, 859 01:05:03,849 --> 01:05:07,645 and have your wife drink it 3 times a day before each meal. 860 01:05:07,647 --> 01:05:09,844 I don't like any woman. 861 01:05:09,846 --> 01:05:12,642 In fact, it is cuckolding! 862 01:05:12,644 --> 01:05:15,442 - What horns? - Yours. 863 01:05:16,042 --> 01:05:19,340 - How dare you ? - Collect the poo from your lover's ... 864 01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:23,837 - Do you take me for a shit collector? - So it's about money, debt. 865 01:05:23,839 --> 01:05:27,935 Pick up the poo from your creditors and ... 866 01:05:28,435 --> 01:05:32,331 I don't pick up anybody's poop. I'm the bother ... 867 01:05:32,532 --> 01:05:34,920 Mr. Constantine Nicosia of Cantù. 868 01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:37,718 Monsieur Costante Nicosia de Cantù? 869 01:05:37,719 --> 01:05:41,515 You are very famous. Why didn't you say it earlier? 870 01:05:41,517 --> 01:05:43,714 How can I catch up? 871 01:05:43,716 --> 01:05:47,713 Let's not waste time and come to the reason of my presence. 872 01:05:47,713 --> 01:05:50,511 Unfortunately, I have a bad eye. 873 01:05:51,011 --> 01:05:53,310 It is chased away, the evil eye. 874 01:05:53,511 --> 01:05:55,708 - Take ... - No shit. 875 01:05:55,710 --> 01:05:58,506 No, take a seat on this chair. 876 01:05:58,508 --> 01:06:00,507 Please go ahead. 877 01:06:00,508 --> 01:06:02,805 Let me do it. 878 01:06:24,787 --> 01:06:26,885 Take this. 879 01:06:27,884 --> 01:06:29,484 Like that. 880 01:06:32,782 --> 01:06:35,180 Close your eyes. 881 01:06:38,975 --> 01:06:41,874 Rabbit balls, 882 01:06:42,075 --> 01:06:45,572 feather and hair shoes, 883 01:06:45,572 --> 01:06:48,369 just as you came, evil eye, 884 01:06:48,371 --> 01:06:50,268 go away! 885 01:06:50,469 --> 01:06:52,058 Spit! 886 01:06:54,558 --> 01:06:56,755 - Its good ? - Almost. 887 01:06:56,857 --> 01:06:58,355 Come. 888 01:07:15,441 --> 01:07:19,127 I see... 889 01:07:19,429 --> 01:07:22,626 I see... 890 01:07:24,325 --> 01:07:26,623 50 000. 891 01:07:26,723 --> 01:07:29,422 - Why ? - Supplement for the ball. 892 01:07:29,422 --> 01:07:32,419 - What do you mean, 50,000 lire? - Taxes included. 893 01:07:32,421 --> 01:07:34,618 If it's like that. 894 01:07:37,417 --> 01:07:39,216 Quick. 895 01:07:40,816 --> 01:07:42,314 Then ? 896 01:07:44,812 --> 01:07:46,411 I see... 897 01:07:46,611 --> 01:07:48,411 I see... 898 01:07:48,612 --> 01:07:51,409 Trouble awaits you, 899 01:07:51,409 --> 01:07:53,998 we can see them clearly. 900 01:07:54,099 --> 01:07:57,894 Evil eye and disgrace, mourning and ruin, 901 01:07:57,896 --> 01:08:00,494 and it's all your fault. 902 01:08:00,794 --> 01:08:05,590 Why did you fire this gentleman 903 01:08:05,590 --> 01:08:08,088 who answered to the name of ... 904 01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:11,987 Andalù Cannata. 905 01:08:13,786 --> 01:08:15,084 - Andalù? - Yes. 906 01:08:15,086 --> 01:08:17,583 Do you think I'm going to fire someone in "ù"? 907 01:08:17,584 --> 01:08:20,882 My brother-in-law's name is Cannata, but he's Salvatore. 908 01:08:20,883 --> 01:08:23,680 We can read it here, see? 909 01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,478 Salvatore is his middle name. 910 01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,677 His first is Andalù. 911 01:08:28,679 --> 01:08:31,575 In memory of his distant relative. 912 01:08:31,576 --> 01:08:35,363 If you want to save yourself, you have to hire him back right away. 913 01:08:35,365 --> 01:08:37,757 Increase his salary, 914 01:08:37,758 --> 01:08:40,955 and take back all your parents that you made redundant. 915 01:08:40,956 --> 01:08:43,854 Otherwise you will be in terrible trouble, 916 01:08:43,854 --> 01:08:46,953 great catastrophes! 917 01:08:49,152 --> 01:08:52,845 All right, I'll take them all back, as long as there's ... 918 01:08:52,845 --> 01:08:54,644 no more nightmares. 919 01:08:54,644 --> 01:08:57,742 Well done. The evil eye is gone. 920 01:08:57,743 --> 01:08:59,941 It’s better. 921 01:09:00,142 --> 01:09:02,940 Because otherwise I will come back here, 922 01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:07,337 and you will have a little bird without sugar. 923 01:09:07,537 --> 01:09:10,734 - That is to say ? - Cock in compote. 924 01:09:19,627 --> 01:09:21,625 I am cured ? 925 01:09:21,826 --> 01:09:24,124 Perfectly healed. 926 01:09:24,126 --> 01:09:26,523 - You're healed. - Perfect. 927 01:09:31,419 --> 01:09:33,218 Salvatore ? 928 01:09:33,418 --> 01:09:34,907 Salvatore ? 929 01:09:34,908 --> 01:09:37,807 Thank you so much. That's the 100,000 lire. 930 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:39,206 Very well. 931 01:09:39,207 --> 01:09:42,205 He'll take you back, but be careful. 932 01:09:42,205 --> 01:09:45,702 Behave well if not you too 933 01:09:45,703 --> 01:09:48,200 you will have the bird in compote. 934 01:09:48,202 --> 01:09:51,299 - That is to say ? - Cock without sugar. 935 01:09:51,900 --> 01:09:55,197 - Why are you looking at me? - You're so pale. 936 01:09:55,197 --> 01:09:57,695 I'm fine, I'm healed. Where is madame? 937 01:09:57,696 --> 01:10:00,794 Madame is in the bathtub, naked. You understand ? 938 01:10:00,795 --> 01:10:03,992 Naked, shameless. Not even a thong. 939 01:10:03,993 --> 01:10:06,191 I would like to see you there. 940 01:10:06,191 --> 01:10:09,090 Whenever you want, sir, 941 01:10:09,091 --> 01:10:11,089 I am ready. 942 01:10:11,089 --> 01:10:13,187 Mariù! 943 01:10:13,189 --> 01:10:15,187 Tintino ! 944 01:10:16,786 --> 01:10:19,085 You have finally arrived! 945 01:10:19,086 --> 01:10:23,082 You could have warned me. And your trip to Africa? 946 01:10:23,083 --> 01:10:26,679 Well. I am perfectly cured, no more evil eye. 947 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,480 So much the better. 948 01:10:28,480 --> 01:10:31,777 Tintino darling, give me the bathrobe. 949 01:10:44,966 --> 01:10:47,763 Tintino, stay calm! 950 01:10:49,564 --> 01:10:52,160 He bites my ass! Help ! 951 01:10:52,561 --> 01:10:55,159 Wait a minute, I'm coming! 952 01:11:00,755 --> 01:11:02,734 Without warning in addition. 953 01:11:02,735 --> 01:11:04,133 Here it is ! 954 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:08,030 My wife screwed me up. Because of a bite in the ass. 955 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:11,629 - Come in and calm down. - That dirty wizard from Noto hasn't healed anything. 956 01:11:11,629 --> 01:11:15,925 I knew he was a charlatan, but I wanted to heal so badly that ... 957 01:11:15,927 --> 01:11:17,926 - I did not close my eyes. - What have you done ? 958 01:11:17,927 --> 01:11:19,725 What did I do ? 959 01:11:19,725 --> 01:11:22,923 I studied my case thanks to all of this. 960 01:11:22,923 --> 01:11:26,120 - Turn on the light. - I turn it on, that's it. 961 01:11:26,522 --> 01:11:29,206 - Sit down. - I studied my case, 962 01:11:29,207 --> 01:11:32,204 all night long with the eye half closed. Everything is here, 963 01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:35,301 on this book, that my cowardly wife planted me. 964 01:11:35,303 --> 01:11:37,301 Here it is: "Vampire, 965 01:11:37,302 --> 01:11:41,897 from the Magyars "vampyr", which means "to drink". 966 01:11:41,898 --> 01:11:44,997 In fact, the vampire feeds by drinking 967 01:11:44,997 --> 01:11:46,696 human blood, 968 01:11:46,696 --> 01:11:49,494 and we become it through contamination. 969 01:11:49,495 --> 01:11:52,793 The vampire passes it on to his victim ... 970 01:11:52,794 --> 01:11:55,191 - To his victim! - No harm done. 971 01:11:55,192 --> 01:11:58,190 ... who will thus be transformed into an executioner. 972 01:11:58,191 --> 01:12:00,787 - You understand ? - Yes. No harm done. 973 01:12:00,988 --> 01:12:03,986 All the evidence is there, all of it. 974 01:12:03,988 --> 01:12:06,775 - I hate garlic. - No harm done. 975 01:12:06,776 --> 01:12:10,473 Before, I was afraid of animals, now it's the other way around. 976 01:12:10,474 --> 01:12:12,972 I never had a child ... 977 01:12:12,972 --> 01:12:14,970 - No harm done. - ... like vampires. 978 01:12:14,971 --> 01:12:19,068 Now make me the sign of the cross. Try. 979 01:12:21,267 --> 01:12:23,165 You have seen ? 980 01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:25,465 Monsieur, 981 01:12:25,466 --> 01:12:27,164 No harm done. 982 01:12:27,165 --> 01:12:29,962 You are a vampire. 983 01:12:30,962 --> 01:12:32,361 Doctor, 984 01:12:32,361 --> 01:12:36,759 fuck you, there is no harm. I've been telling you this for 1 hour! 985 01:12:47,150 --> 01:12:50,947 Today is better than yesterday, and tomorrow will be even better. 986 01:12:51,647 --> 01:12:54,444 You don't give me anything, sir? 987 01:12:54,645 --> 01:12:58,941 Peppino, you are useless. Get revised or put on a transistor bump. 988 01:13:01,541 --> 01:13:05,227 - Kiss my ass ! - To you and your mother! 989 01:13:05,427 --> 01:13:09,025 - To you and your mother! - How did he hear me? 990 01:13:09,426 --> 01:13:11,823 - We don't smoke in it. - Hello, Costante. 991 01:13:11,825 --> 01:13:15,921 For me, yes. For you, no, because I'm firing you right away. 992 01:13:15,921 --> 01:13:18,709 Why kick me out again? 993 01:13:18,710 --> 01:13:22,906 You and the whole Sicilian clan. And forget about Noto's wizard this time. 994 01:13:23,008 --> 01:13:26,305 - Why kick me out? - Because ! 995 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,197 To all departments: 996 01:13:36,197 --> 01:13:38,596 I will destroy violence with violence, 997 01:13:38,597 --> 01:13:41,095 laziness through dismissal, 998 01:13:41,095 --> 01:13:43,793 the strike by rewarding the strikebreakers! 999 01:13:43,793 --> 01:13:47,290 I will organize armed bands against any moral reprisals. 1000 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:50,090 I'll make you a big ass like that! 1001 01:13:51,589 --> 01:13:53,687 End of transmission. 1002 01:13:58,383 --> 01:14:02,571 Say, driver. Do you believe in vampires? 1003 01:14:02,671 --> 01:14:04,669 To vampires? No. 1004 01:14:04,671 --> 01:14:08,067 I'm not a fool. The vampires ! 1005 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:28,197 - Good day, sir. - Good evening, Robert. 1006 01:15:38,989 --> 01:15:40,787 At the ? 1007 01:15:40,887 --> 01:15:45,377 - Liù ... - You are on the answering machine at 85-55-88-88-7. 1008 01:15:45,378 --> 01:15:48,477 As you are the only one to have this number, I inform you 1009 01:15:48,478 --> 01:15:51,675 that all the actions of Mrs. Pederzoli 1010 01:15:51,676 --> 01:15:54,873 came under the direct control of my company. 1011 01:15:54,874 --> 01:15:57,871 With the 30 seconds you have left, 1012 01:15:57,871 --> 01:16:01,469 I can tell you that you are a daredevil, 1013 01:16:01,470 --> 01:16:04,566 a selfish, a born loser, 1014 01:16:04,567 --> 01:16:06,466 and especially, 1015 01:16:06,467 --> 01:16:08,865 a big asshole! 1016 01:16:15,760 --> 01:16:17,857 What are you drinking ? 1017 01:16:18,459 --> 01:16:21,946 A tomato juice. Red. 1018 01:16:22,247 --> 01:16:23,945 - With pepper. - Right now. 1019 01:16:23,946 --> 01:16:26,144 - On my account. - Very well. 1020 01:16:31,939 --> 01:16:34,936 Did you see who we have tonight? 1021 01:16:38,134 --> 01:16:41,732 Sir ? Did you see who we have tonight? 1022 01:16:47,228 --> 01:16:50,725 Olghina Franchetti, the dame de Mobilificio. 1023 01:16:50,825 --> 01:16:53,323 A devourer of men, 1024 01:16:53,325 --> 01:16:56,122 a woman who craves sex. 1025 01:16:56,122 --> 01:16:59,820 She only thinks about work, and is worth more than 10 leaders. 1026 01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:02,419 But when she takes a vacation 1027 01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:06,416 she goes to Tangier and gets more than 50 cocks a day. 1028 01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,215 The glutton ! 1029 01:17:13,711 --> 01:17:16,998 We call her Olghina the pass. 1030 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:20,097 They say she only has fun with monsters. 1031 01:17:20,097 --> 01:17:22,395 - With what ? - Monsters. 1032 01:17:45,276 --> 01:17:47,675 Faster, gondolier. 1033 01:17:47,675 --> 01:17:51,572 But what a gondolier, buffoon, I am from Como! 1034 01:18:02,163 --> 01:18:03,762 Crazy! 1035 01:18:03,763 --> 01:18:07,359 The asshole is you. Dressed as an undertaker on top of that. 1036 01:19:00,513 --> 01:19:02,211 You ? 1037 01:19:03,802 --> 01:19:05,111 Me. 1038 01:19:05,512 --> 01:19:08,209 We have one night ... 1039 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,208 in front of us. 1040 01:19:10,409 --> 01:19:12,108 That's enough 1041 01:19:12,109 --> 01:19:14,705 for your "achievement"? 1042 01:19:14,906 --> 01:19:16,306 Pardon ? 1043 01:19:16,707 --> 01:19:20,503 I meant for your requirements, for your ... 1044 01:19:20,803 --> 01:19:22,403 desires. 1045 01:19:23,602 --> 01:19:25,401 It depends. 1046 01:19:25,801 --> 01:19:28,198 It depends. 1047 01:19:31,997 --> 01:19:33,894 What do you do ? 1048 01:19:35,794 --> 01:19:37,693 Fantastic ! 1049 01:19:37,693 --> 01:19:41,869 I hope you have prepared yourself verbally. I am very picky. 1050 01:19:41,871 --> 01:19:45,868 Keep calm. I studied the poet all night. 1051 01:19:45,869 --> 01:19:47,966 - I remember it. - Well. 1052 01:19:47,967 --> 01:19:51,164 We will unite poetry with pleasure. 1053 01:19:51,165 --> 01:19:53,764 - I'm here to unite. - So much the better ! 1054 01:19:53,764 --> 01:19:57,461 I wasn't expecting you, but you came unexpectedly, 1055 01:19:57,461 --> 01:20:00,758 without shoes, his face masked by a veil of light fabric ... 1056 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,358 shining and twirling in the air. 1057 01:20:03,358 --> 01:20:07,654 - I see hell! - Don't put yourself on the left. Go right. 1058 01:20:07,656 --> 01:20:10,244 I'm here. You do not see me ? 1059 01:20:11,543 --> 01:20:13,242 The cow ! 1060 01:20:14,741 --> 01:20:16,739 You got hurt ? 1061 01:20:16,740 --> 01:20:18,439 You are there ? 1062 01:20:18,440 --> 01:20:20,937 - You got hurt ? - It's nothing. 1063 01:20:20,939 --> 01:20:23,737 It's the fault of those damn sunglasses. 1064 01:20:23,737 --> 01:20:25,735 - I'll take them off. - No ! 1065 01:20:25,736 --> 01:20:28,734 No, you are visible. 1066 01:20:28,736 --> 01:20:31,932 You have some sort of wild deity. 1067 01:20:31,934 --> 01:20:34,721 The first smell of the Champs de Mars, 1068 01:20:34,722 --> 01:20:38,118 the flavor of autumn honey, teeth ... 1069 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:39,719 bright. 1070 01:20:39,719 --> 01:20:41,418 Come on, come on. 1071 01:20:41,418 --> 01:20:43,817 Come on, straight ahead! 1072 01:20:43,817 --> 01:20:46,315 Straight ahead of me. 1073 01:20:48,514 --> 01:20:53,205 Inexorable as the wind, it ruffles my hair ... 1074 01:20:53,206 --> 01:20:55,404 and my soul. 1075 01:20:55,504 --> 01:20:57,302 Here I am. 1076 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,099 What a stroke of genius! 1077 01:21:03,799 --> 01:21:06,696 Very original ! But where are you ? 1078 01:21:06,698 --> 01:21:08,295 I'm here ! 1079 01:21:08,296 --> 01:21:10,295 You got hurt ? Here it is ! 1080 01:21:10,296 --> 01:21:14,292 I look at you, and the first skin of the fresh almond 1081 01:21:14,393 --> 01:21:17,490 is soft like your cheek. 1082 01:21:17,492 --> 01:21:20,680 And your closed fingers are like wild lavender. 1083 01:21:20,681 --> 01:21:22,979 - What ? - Wild lavender. 1084 01:21:24,079 --> 01:21:26,877 And the stem of the iris, bending, 1085 01:21:26,878 --> 01:21:30,774 does not have the grace of your hair which bends under the effect of foehn. 1086 01:21:30,775 --> 01:21:33,372 - From foehn? - Yes, from foehn. 1087 01:21:33,573 --> 01:21:35,771 Let go of me for a moment. 1088 01:21:35,772 --> 01:21:39,069 Not that fast. 1089 01:21:39,071 --> 01:21:42,568 Let's talk a bit first, let's get informed. 1090 01:21:42,569 --> 01:21:45,166 Damn, stay calm with your feet. 1091 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:47,665 Tell me who you are. 1092 01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:50,563 - I am a nocturnal animal. - A nocturnal animal? 1093 01:21:50,565 --> 01:21:53,063 - A genius of the night. - A genius of the night. 1094 01:21:53,064 --> 01:21:55,052 I can't say anything more. 1095 01:21:55,053 --> 01:21:57,547 How did you become like this? 1096 01:21:57,548 --> 01:22:01,645 It's so ... What led you to this? 1097 01:22:01,646 --> 01:22:04,543 - Mamma mia. - A disillusionment in love? 1098 01:22:04,544 --> 01:22:07,841 Or even a spell ... I slip! 1099 01:22:07,942 --> 01:22:09,640 We slide. 1100 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:13,537 Or a stock market crash? 1101 01:22:13,538 --> 01:22:16,036 Or the call of the moon? 1102 01:22:16,038 --> 01:22:18,735 - Or a Romanian count. - A Romanian count? 1103 01:22:18,737 --> 01:22:22,725 - Yes, but now ... - That's great! 1104 01:22:23,426 --> 01:22:26,623 Yes, but now the hour has come! 1105 01:22:26,723 --> 01:22:30,021 Come, mysterious moth. 1106 01:22:30,022 --> 01:22:33,917 The rite of death and night has begun. 1107 01:22:33,919 --> 01:22:37,815 Let this mysterious rite begin. Let him begin. 1108 01:22:37,816 --> 01:22:41,812 Take me. Genius of the night. 1109 01:22:42,013 --> 01:22:45,410 - I'm yours. - Stay there and don't move. 1110 01:22:45,411 --> 01:22:47,409 We will be able to play. 1111 01:22:47,410 --> 01:22:51,709 I am a toy in your hands, yours body and soul for the whole night. 1112 01:22:51,709 --> 01:22:54,607 And you, like a howling wolf: ouh .... 1113 01:22:54,608 --> 01:23:00,202 during those wonderful nights when your superb demonic spirit makes me feel ... 1114 01:23:00,204 --> 01:23:02,302 - ...desire ! - Let go of my hair. 1115 01:23:02,302 --> 01:23:05,100 - You're pulling my hair out! - Still ! 1116 01:23:05,102 --> 01:23:08,588 Don't move, let me take the luck. 1117 01:23:08,590 --> 01:23:11,686 The vein ! What a joker! 1118 01:23:11,687 --> 01:23:15,184 Look at that big vein, it must be the femoral. 1119 01:23:15,185 --> 01:23:18,782 Don't move and you won't feel a thing. Not moving ! 1120 01:23:22,379 --> 01:23:23,979 So ? 1121 01:23:28,676 --> 01:23:31,373 Then ? 1122 01:23:31,374 --> 01:23:33,273 I'm finished. 1123 01:23:35,572 --> 01:23:38,769 What did you do ? A scratch. 1124 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:42,854 What more do you want, flower without sap? 1125 01:23:42,855 --> 01:23:45,652 You have known the sacred pleasure, 1126 01:23:45,653 --> 01:23:48,051 pleasure forbidden. 1127 01:23:48,051 --> 01:23:50,849 Now I'm going back to ... 1128 01:23:51,250 --> 01:23:53,149 where I came from. 1129 01:23:53,149 --> 01:23:56,047 The night awaits me. Goodbye. 1130 01:23:56,048 --> 01:23:58,546 Hey you ! Poor guy ! 1131 01:23:58,546 --> 01:24:02,642 Won't you crash me like this? We haven't finished yet. 1132 01:24:02,644 --> 01:24:04,042 Why ? 1133 01:24:04,044 --> 01:24:07,341 What do you mean "why"? All these preparations, the atmosphere, 1134 01:24:07,342 --> 01:24:10,638 the wait, the suspense, the monster by night .... 1135 01:24:10,639 --> 01:24:15,526 - only for that scratch? - Fate marked me with this infamous sign. 1136 01:24:15,527 --> 01:24:18,124 "Go wolf, howling in the night, 1137 01:24:18,126 --> 01:24:20,224 looking for other victims. 1138 01:24:20,224 --> 01:24:21,723 I go ! 1139 01:24:21,823 --> 01:24:24,821 But go shit, you 1140 01:24:24,822 --> 01:24:27,320 your victims and your bullshit. 1141 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:31,511 Garbage from the afterlife! Monster of my ass, failing! 1142 01:24:31,512 --> 01:24:36,008 He comes here, rolls a shovel for me, breaks my bed and forfeits it. 1143 01:24:36,009 --> 01:24:39,006 Go learn the trade with the count in Romania. 1144 01:24:39,006 --> 01:24:41,905 Talk about vampire teeth, soft gums! 1145 01:24:41,906 --> 01:24:43,703 Good evening. 1146 01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:12,280 - Hi ? - Who is it ? 1147 01:25:12,380 --> 01:25:14,777 Are you Bestia Assatanata? 1148 01:25:14,778 --> 01:25:16,678 It's me. 1149 01:25:16,678 --> 01:25:19,775 - You confirm your announcement to me? - Hi ? 1150 01:25:19,876 --> 01:25:22,275 "Beautiful, middle-aged, 1151 01:25:22,276 --> 01:25:25,463 willing to any type of experience, 1152 01:25:25,464 --> 01:25:28,161 very strict education. 1153 01:25:28,162 --> 01:25:31,360 Signé: Ravenous Beast. " 1154 01:25:31,361 --> 01:25:33,758 I'm telling you it's me. 1155 01:25:36,956 --> 01:25:38,454 Yes ? 1156 01:25:39,256 --> 01:25:42,652 Is she there, lady ... 1157 01:25:43,154 --> 01:25:46,151 Ravenous Beast. 1158 01:25:46,352 --> 01:25:49,149 She is here. Come in. 1159 01:25:57,442 --> 01:26:01,539 Come. I'll make you a good cup of coffee. 1160 01:26:12,231 --> 01:26:14,229 Sit down. 1161 01:26:14,230 --> 01:26:17,018 Madame will be ready in a moment. 1162 01:26:17,018 --> 01:26:19,916 Arnaldo, did you prepare the water? 1163 01:26:20,016 --> 01:26:21,915 Yes dear. 1164 01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:23,315 Its good. 1165 01:26:23,316 --> 01:26:25,314 The water is boiling. 1166 01:26:26,414 --> 01:26:29,411 Do you like burns? 1167 01:26:30,611 --> 01:26:33,008 Well ... In short ... 1168 01:26:43,301 --> 01:26:46,192 Here is. It will be 20,000 lire. 1169 01:26:46,892 --> 01:26:49,889 - For the coffee ? - No, for Madame. 1170 01:26:53,686 --> 01:26:57,583 Well. You will see, you will be satisfied. 1171 01:26:57,584 --> 01:27:01,077 She does it with so much passion. She has a vocation. 1172 01:27:01,079 --> 01:27:04,276 She's been like that since her childhood. My darling. 1173 01:27:17,766 --> 01:27:20,363 Get up, my big boy. 1174 01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:26,658 - Constant Nicosia, ench ... - Tais-toi! 1175 01:27:28,857 --> 01:27:31,755 I had forgotten an appointment. Excuse me... 1176 01:27:31,755 --> 01:27:34,048 Stop! Where are you going ? 1177 01:27:34,050 --> 01:27:37,547 Come on, go ahead. Come with me. 1178 01:27:37,947 --> 01:27:40,046 What a beauty. 1179 01:27:40,247 --> 01:27:41,844 What woman. 1180 01:27:41,845 --> 01:27:45,143 Haven't you taken your coat off yet? 1181 01:27:45,144 --> 01:27:47,042 You like it, eh? 1182 01:27:47,044 --> 01:27:50,739 You like it like that, gross disgusting. 1183 01:27:50,741 --> 01:27:56,236 I've been waiting for a long time for a handsome man like you, brutal, who can destroy me. 1184 01:27:57,436 --> 01:28:01,632 You give me chills of pleasure. 1185 01:28:01,732 --> 01:28:04,530 Can't we just kiss? 1186 01:28:04,832 --> 01:28:06,330 Nothing at all ! 1187 01:28:06,331 --> 01:28:09,917 Destroy me, make me suffer! 1188 01:28:09,918 --> 01:28:11,916 But how do I do it? 1189 01:28:11,918 --> 01:28:14,815 Destroy me! Make me bleed the flesh, 1190 01:28:14,816 --> 01:28:17,115 kill me ! 1191 01:28:17,415 --> 01:28:21,411 - You're killing me. - No, it's you! 1192 01:28:21,712 --> 01:28:24,310 - The children. - That's enough ! 1193 01:28:25,310 --> 01:28:29,406 I have other things to do. Call me if you need. 1194 01:28:29,408 --> 01:28:31,605 Have fun. 1195 01:28:33,305 --> 01:28:35,603 You whip me! 1196 01:28:35,604 --> 01:28:39,400 ...without shame ! Bad ! 1197 01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:42,299 You'll see, the best happens. 1198 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:45,796 You will taste the torment and the ecstasy. 1199 01:28:45,797 --> 01:28:49,181 Please, ma'am, be nice. 1200 01:28:49,182 --> 01:28:51,181 Enjoy! 1201 01:28:51,183 --> 01:28:53,680 Enjoy, my little bird. 1202 01:29:01,374 --> 01:29:03,972 These brave children. 1203 01:29:04,472 --> 01:29:07,769 How good is this girl! 1204 01:29:08,969 --> 01:29:11,966 How much fun they are! 1205 01:29:13,865 --> 01:29:15,564 24. 1206 01:29:15,565 --> 01:29:17,263 - Enjoy. - 25. 1207 01:29:17,264 --> 01:29:19,164 - Cum harder. - 26. 1208 01:29:19,164 --> 01:29:22,362 Enjoy with the spirit, enjoy with the soul. 1209 01:29:22,362 --> 01:29:24,761 And all your dead parents. 1210 01:29:24,762 --> 01:29:27,959 My big teddy bear, you made me suffer so much. 1211 01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:30,358 Sorry, ma'am, I won't do it again. 1212 01:29:30,359 --> 01:29:33,155 Now come here. 1213 01:29:33,156 --> 01:29:35,755 I'm yours. Take me. 1214 01:29:35,756 --> 01:29:37,653 Take me ! 1215 01:29:38,254 --> 01:29:41,742 I'm here, all hot, waiting for you, 1216 01:29:41,742 --> 01:29:44,132 like a hungry beast. 1217 01:29:44,133 --> 01:29:47,331 I want to become a big gaping wound. 1218 01:29:47,339 --> 01:29:50,035 You washed me. 1219 01:29:51,635 --> 01:29:55,532 Make me cum, I'm yours. 1220 01:29:55,832 --> 01:30:00,229 You destroyed me. Now make me cum, for crying out loud! 1221 01:30:00,930 --> 01:30:04,017 My little one, come here. 1222 01:30:05,316 --> 01:30:09,012 I told you she's good. Are you satisfied ? 1223 01:30:09,013 --> 01:30:11,711 I only wanted a bite. 1224 01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:15,708 It had to be said. My wife probably didn't think about it. 1225 01:30:46,683 --> 01:30:48,880 Constant ? 1226 01:30:51,879 --> 01:30:54,776 - A problem with Wanda Torcello. - Calm down. What is it ? 1227 01:30:54,777 --> 01:30:57,474 - She's on hunger strike. - Okay, we're saving a post. 1228 01:30:57,475 --> 01:31:00,473 She has not eaten for 2 days. 1229 01:31:00,475 --> 01:31:02,372 Let's go see her. 1230 01:31:05,770 --> 01:31:07,369 Here it is ! 1231 01:31:07,370 --> 01:31:12,054 Here is the Judas, the hypocrite, the leech! 1232 01:31:12,055 --> 01:31:15,053 - You let yourself be insulted like that? - As a matter of fact, 1233 01:31:15,055 --> 01:31:17,652 - she's talking to you. - To me ? 1234 01:31:18,152 --> 01:31:20,650 - Let me listen. - You... 1235 01:31:20,651 --> 01:31:23,648 You fired Salvatore Cannata, 1236 01:31:23,650 --> 01:31:25,948 the only one who defended us here. 1237 01:31:25,948 --> 01:31:29,146 You laid off 5 other employees because they were playing pinball. 1238 01:31:29,146 --> 01:31:31,845 You stripped us of all our rights like that. 1239 01:31:31,845 --> 01:31:34,343 What do you want ? See us all naked? 1240 01:31:34,344 --> 01:31:36,342 Continue ... 1241 01:31:36,344 --> 01:31:40,539 The end of strikes, bonuses for whistleblowers .... 1242 01:31:40,541 --> 01:31:44,627 and increased working hours. What do you want from us again? 1243 01:31:45,227 --> 01:31:48,025 What do you want ? Our blood? 1244 01:31:48,925 --> 01:31:51,024 Who told you that ? 1245 01:31:54,721 --> 01:31:56,220 Very well. 1246 01:31:56,220 --> 01:31:58,619 So I give it to you. 1247 01:32:02,317 --> 01:32:05,213 This is the proletarian blood. 1248 01:32:05,214 --> 01:32:08,711 - Is this what you want ? - Yes. How beautiful it is. 1249 01:32:09,112 --> 01:32:11,510 So take it. 1250 01:32:11,510 --> 01:32:14,308 - It's yours. - All good from God? 1251 01:32:14,310 --> 01:32:16,698 Don't waste it. 1252 01:32:17,099 --> 01:32:19,695 At this very moment, 1253 01:32:19,696 --> 01:32:22,095 I had a great idea, 1254 01:32:22,095 --> 01:32:25,193 the one that allowed me to settle everything. 1255 01:32:25,894 --> 01:32:27,892 To think that it took so little. 1256 01:32:27,893 --> 01:32:29,591 The work is going well. 1257 01:32:29,592 --> 01:32:32,689 My toothpaste is used even by toothless people. 1258 01:32:32,690 --> 01:32:36,586 Salvatore and Cefalú's other parents have been rehired. Everybody is happy. 1259 01:32:36,587 --> 01:32:39,585 And me the first. Every Sunday, that's how it is. 1260 01:32:39,587 --> 01:32:43,482 This crowd of employees is my pride. 1261 01:32:43,483 --> 01:32:47,780 I am the first industrialist in the world to have found the compromise 1262 01:32:47,781 --> 01:32:49,179 blood. 1263 01:32:49,181 --> 01:32:52,377 Guys, don't do like last Sunday. 1264 01:32:52,379 --> 01:32:55,276 We will take blood from everyone, 1265 01:32:55,277 --> 01:32:58,575 and you will all get a bonus in your salary. 1266 01:32:59,575 --> 01:33:03,771 But without causing confusion, without rushing, nudging. 1267 01:33:03,772 --> 01:33:07,469 The autoemoteca Nicosia is there for everyone, without distinction. 1268 01:33:07,470 --> 01:33:08,869 It's just. 1269 01:33:08,870 --> 01:33:10,868 And be careful, 1270 01:33:11,467 --> 01:33:15,164 do not lose a single drop of blood. 1271 01:33:15,165 --> 01:33:16,565 Non ! 1272 01:33:17,764 --> 01:33:20,142 First the Torsello. 1273 01:33:20,143 --> 01:33:23,940 - Wanda Torsello. - Present, sir. 1274 01:33:28,937 --> 01:33:31,634 She has blood to give, this one. 1275 01:33:33,334 --> 01:33:36,230 - Prepare Barelli. "Let Barelli get ready." 1276 01:33:36,231 --> 01:33:37,630 Here. 1277 01:33:38,830 --> 01:33:41,529 Let Lonardi get ready. 1278 01:33:47,424 --> 01:33:50,121 "Marius!" "How are you, Tintino?" 1279 01:33:50,522 --> 01:33:55,118 Well. I don't kiss you so as not to mess your hair and undress you ... 1280 01:33:55,119 --> 01:33:58,516 No, go ahead. You can undo me from anywhere. 1281 01:33:59,716 --> 01:34:01,114 Listen... 1282 01:34:01,115 --> 01:34:03,514 I came back to tell you ... 1283 01:34:03,615 --> 01:34:05,812 that I am expecting a baby. 1284 01:34:08,312 --> 01:34:11,499 A baby ? How it is possible ? 1285 01:34:11,501 --> 01:34:14,498 Do you remember that night in the bath ... 1286 01:34:15,498 --> 01:34:17,895 - After the bite? - Yes. 1287 01:34:18,096 --> 01:34:20,594 It's been so long since you and I ... 1288 01:34:20,596 --> 01:34:23,492 It happened this time. 1289 01:34:23,794 --> 01:34:26,591 So if I can have a child, I'm not ... 1290 01:34:26,591 --> 01:34:28,090 What ? 1291 01:34:28,192 --> 01:34:29,880 Nothing. 1292 01:34:29,882 --> 01:34:32,379 - Mariù ... - Tintino! 1293 01:34:32,380 --> 01:34:36,476 My golden star. It will be a beautiful baby. 1294 01:34:37,777 --> 01:34:40,274 Tintino, I'm happy. 1295 01:34:41,373 --> 01:34:45,471 And to think that I didn't want it. All the credit goes to you. 1296 01:34:53,863 --> 01:34:56,561 Tintino, let's have a toast. 1297 01:34:56,562 --> 01:34:58,560 Best wishes, Mariù. 1298 01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:01,958 To the heir of "Colonel's Toothpaste". 1299 01:35:02,159 --> 01:35:05,656 Thank you. There he is, the dolphin. 1300 01:35:10,353 --> 01:35:12,951 My beautiful Costante Junior! 1301 01:35:13,251 --> 01:35:17,547 You know that since you were born, your daddy took a thorn out of his foot. 1302 01:35:17,748 --> 01:35:21,636 Now give dad a nice smile. 88095