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Drive me over to the Sorority row
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I need to make an inspector
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Some of the Bahamas
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Don't mind me Willis I just need to compose a speech for the annual alumni fundraiser
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The traditions of academic
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Social Excellence have long been a foundation of muff University
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You've gone on to become upstanding concerned adults
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Leaders of the Civic and business communities
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Carrying the pride of foods inspired leadership
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Try
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Dean's
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Neither have made my trademark during my tenure at this institution
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It is with great self-satisfaction
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Light
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See these young people become responsible adults
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However
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There are those except
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How can doors open
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Play the song we don't want any
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You still here
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Yoga lady
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I am Dean Schneider
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Hi
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Women's lib
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Really
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Hi
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Hear from the landlord you have to come back in a few days okay
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I wish to speak to you
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The university is hosting the annual
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Fundraising
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Banquets for the alarm me
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That you understand it is important that
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University
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A good compression
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This sorority
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And this house
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First
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If you have contributed anything to the academic
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Social claims of the University
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The social
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Saturday surprise
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Yes well none of you have
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Managed to make it on the Dean's List
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The Honor Society
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The honorable mention
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What is it
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2D
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University Institution
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Robin Snyder do you want us to show you how we get our reputation
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Duda pregnancies and other
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Girls I am giving 30 days
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Clean up
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Your respective
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End
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To add this
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Academic
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Respectability
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Institution
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Jamaica social
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You will straighten up or you will get out
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We love you
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I hope you understand
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Rotisserie
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Would that guy needs a good f***
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Yeah but he can't get us kicked out and close down the house
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How to spec abilities stuff is too political for me
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Politics that's it
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For sure that son of a b****
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Run for student body president
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Booty what you like Cora
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House-to-house campaign
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Wbr Kennedy
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Not me
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Okay okay I'll run
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You don't realize it takes a lot of votes
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You know it's win an election because they're cruel for the guys and I'm going to vote for female president
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Well I think I might know how we can get the male's phone
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Okay
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Here's our plan of attack
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Cherry
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You take the football team
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I have a football team what do you mean
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Can I take the track team to
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Weather what am I going to go
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That is the dorms in the frat house
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What are the frats because the cosmic dogs are just lazy
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I'm running
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I get to Fred house
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You get the door
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Okay but I want to get more out of this than just a sleazy f*** well let's see what we're going to get out of this
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Okay now
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What's going to be on platform
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Alec politicians another two
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Hypocritical I mean
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Fifth Harmony
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Everything when they give you nothing
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That's it
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But promising nothing I will give him everything buttons and posters
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Make up a chair
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Right now
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Goodbye
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How you doing you ready
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Who's the Killer
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Star Quarterback of football team he's real influential because I do a lot for us
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Hey I'm sure we can work something out
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People maybe we can
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Be kind of cute too
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Henderson Debbie's running for student body president
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Maybe you could help us get some votes
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Yeah and what's in it for me
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I'm sure we can work something out
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She's really great president
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And don't worry I'll get the football team to give you a lot of votes
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Can you get these clothes off
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Fresh Pretty Cure
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That will make your present no problem
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Baby
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Good morning
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I want to f*** somebody
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The captain of the football team
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In the quarterback of the football team
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I want it I want help you run for
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Body president
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Action
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Accountkiller
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If I f*** my girlfriend
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Oh yeah
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Squeeze those p**** muscles
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Squeezer
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I'm coming baby
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Hillary get your vote
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Yeah you got my vote to got my bottom car if you got the whole locker rooms
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Piccadilly president no time
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Hey Marco
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Are you taking to the dance Saturday night
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Don't worry about me will you text
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I got a check for you
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I remember the last check yet for me
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Afraid to use one
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Minnie Mouse or do you work for the FBI what's the situation
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President
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Politician promises
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The last let it run for president
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Will you come down get off the furniture I told you get off the furnace
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Santol
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28
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+ 2
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Think I can get some of their votes
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I don't know
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I don't know what do you say
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What do you say Mach is it good policy
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Boats
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How about Freddy
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How about 4 at 2 I was in the swim team you know
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What you going to do
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Which second you know where there is Unity there is strength
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Hello
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What's your motto again
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I'm going to promise you nothing
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But I'm going to give you everything
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She that's a mouthful
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Biscuit the show.
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Take it off your self pick it up yourself so I can woman Jewish Bingo player
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Stop fighting
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Well f*** f***
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Alright alright
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Happy Valentine's Day
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Alright alright
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Come on lady take your clothes off
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It's right
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I can't do everything for you
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Google Google
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Turn off
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Turn off
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High School
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What is great
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We be in the back of an airplane
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Let's swap this Play What's My Life
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This is great
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Second
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Suzuki
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Sucking fruit
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Suzuki
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But you got to have friends
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Have you talked to Ronnie
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I can get you off 50
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Right
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Good luck in the marathon today thank you
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Okay thanks
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Good luck go for it
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Ashamed to be doing this
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Colbert please
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Race
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I didn't think of you so much up here
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Yeah exactly
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Vote for Debbie who's Debbie president
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Beer for my lady friend
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Oh thank you thanks a lot so how's it going it's going good how have you figured
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So little sign in the raisin everybody would see me and gets more votes anyway we're trying to get all the bugs we can
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All the boats you can huh yeah
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I have a lot of friends you probably know me on school whatever you guys coming
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Sit down and talk about it
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Yeah
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The election saying this point I'm ready to do anything
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I like your sign
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Computer science
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All the guys in frats mod for the football team
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Hey you can get to join crowd
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To be honest with you
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I was I was going to look for George was a good man a good friend to everything
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Presidents
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She's the one you know she's not like other politicians
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No she's not really a slogan right
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Convince me
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Promise nothing
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Promised them nothing and give them everything tonight
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Follow up on it
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Debbie huh
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Yeah
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Is she going to vote for Debbie
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Everything
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Do exceptionally well
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You're very good
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Pitcher. Got my vote
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Okay
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Oh yeah
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Come all over my face
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Yeah
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Vernon
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What is this vote for Debbie s***
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My decision and I'm voting for George
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So you think
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I'm on the election campaign for Debbie and
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We say that vote for Debbie
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I've already made my decision
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Yeah well I think you going to vote for Debbie
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Change my mind
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Out of here
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No you're going to vote for Debbie
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Chevy
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I've made my decision
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I think it's going to be Devi
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I think maybe
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I might have to reconsider you
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Oh yeah
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I love you boobs.
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Have to change my vote after this
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Yeah you are
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You are going to vote for
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Don't think I'm convinced yet
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Convince me girlfriend
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Love's
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Have a plan in some bushes p****
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Feel my face
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I can't think right now.
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Yeah
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Can we do it again
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He's got my vote
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I think I'll make him come
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Got him again
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Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah
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Mama I wouldn't wonder
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Apple for George is a good ol boy
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Entebbe
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Vote for Jesus Christ
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Debbie Wright
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Bbie
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D e b b i e w
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Willis
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I want to make an inspection of the Bahamas to make sure they're going to come up the standards for the banquets
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By the way Willis
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I've finished my speech for the annual alumni
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Fundraising banquet
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Like to hear it
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We are at math university welcome back all our distinguished alumni of yesteryear
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As successful members of the business community
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We recognize your abilities and I'll generously return what you can to the institution
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Which was so influential in the development of your academic
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Virtues
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As you are well aware of the development of student Ingenuity can be a long and cost
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Sleep process
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But
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Indian
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Students Triumph
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Is our Triumph
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Haydn Schneider
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Welcome Dan Schneider
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You've cleaned up your house since
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Who's needed for the annual alumni fundraising banquet
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