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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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[ CHILDREN GIGGLING ]
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[ OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ DOOR CREAKS ]
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BOO!
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OH! [ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU SCARED ME.
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BOO!
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[ SIGHS ]
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I GOT YOU
THIS TIME.
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OKAY, NOW,
YOU GUYS ARE GOOD,
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BUT ARE YOU READY
FOR ME TO SCARE YOU?
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YEAH.
OKAY.
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DID YOU BRING US
ANOTHER DEADTIME STORY?
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OF COURSE I DID.
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IT'S CALLED
"ALONG CAME A SPIDER."
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I HATE SPIDERS.
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SHE'S AFRAID OF THEM.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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NAH. I'M NOT AFRAID
OF SPIDERS.
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WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS ONE.
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WHAT'S SO SCARY
ABOUT HIM?
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YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?
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[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY.
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CHAPTER 1.
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"MIKEY DAVIS FROZE
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"AS A THOUSAND HAIRY LEGS
CREPT ACROSS THE CARPET.
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'OH, MAN!' MIKEY THOUGHT."
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"WE'RE ALL ALONE IN MY ROOM.
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"HOW DID THIS THING GET IN HERE?
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"THIS CREEPY CREATURE
WAS SLITHERING UP
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"MY BEST FRIEND, MAX,
READY TO ATTACK.
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"BEFORE MIKEY
COULD MAKE A SOUND,
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THIS HAIRY-LOOKING CREATURE
DID JUST THAT."
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[ VIDEO GAME BEEPING ]
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UH, MAX?
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Shh.
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[ BEEPING CONTINUES ]
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MAX.
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MAX.
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UGH! LOOK WHAT
YOU MADE ME DO!
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WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
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NOTHING'S WRONG
WITH ME,
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BUT YOU'VE GOT
A THOUSAND-LEGGER
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CRAWLING
ACROSS YOUR SHOULDER.
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[ WHOOSHES ]
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HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BET
THAT WAS HEADED FOR YOUR EAR?
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AW, MAN.
THAT'S JUST GROSS.
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NO, THAT'S JUST GROSS.
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DON'T YOU EVER CLEAN
YOUR EAR?
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YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, A POTATO FARM
GROWING IN THERE.
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SHUT UP. AT LEAST
I DON'T HAVE BUGS IN MY ROOM.
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BUGS,
EITHER,
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UNTIL YOU OPENED
YOUR SUITCASE.
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IT'S YOUR BUG.
NOW GET RID OF HIM.
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NO WAY!
I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING!
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YOU GET RID OF HI!
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MAKE COSMO
GET THE BUG!
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COSMO?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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COSMO'S NEVER GONNA
GET THAT BUG.
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HE'S A DOG, NOT A CAT.
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I BET
I CAN GET HIM TO EAT IT.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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I TOLD YOU.
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JUST STOMP ON IT.
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I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH IT! YOU GET IT!
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NO WAY!
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GREAT. NOW WE'VE GOT TO
GO FIND IT.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ BLOWS ]
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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BLOWING ON IT.
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I READ SOMEWHERE
THAT IF YOU BLOW ON BUGS,
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THEY STAY STILL.
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IT SCARES THEM
OR SOMETHING.
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WHOA. TOO COOL.
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[ BLOWING ]
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I'LL BLOW. YOU SMASH.
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[ BLOWING ]
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EWW!
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NOW YOU'VE GOT BUG GUTS
ON THE BOX!
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HEY! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
YOU HAD A DISSECTING KIT.
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I FORGOT I HAD IT.
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MUST HAVE GOTTEN IT
AS A GIFT OR SOMETHING.
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CHECK THIS OUT!
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GET THAT THING
AWAY FROM ME.
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THIS KIT IS COOL.
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LET'S CUT SOME STUFF UP.
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WHAT ABOUT SKATING?
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I'M SURE MY MOM WOULDN'T MIND
TAKING US TO THE ICE RINK.
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AND BESIDES,
SHE OUGHT TO BE HOME SOON.
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NOT IF YOUR SISTER SHOPS
THE WAY MINE DOES.
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THEY'LL BE GONE
FOR HOURS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S CUT SOME STUFF UP.
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[ Muffled ]
LET'S DO HIM FIRST.
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RIBBIT!
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SERIOUSLY?
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YOU REALLY ARE GROSS.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD
READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
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ON HOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
DO THIS FIRST.
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NAH. I JUST SAY
WE START CUTTING AWAY.
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[ THUD ]
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YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
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HOW CAN YOU EAT
WHILE YOU'RE DISSECTING?
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OOH.
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WHO KNEW
FROGS HAD SO MANY GUTS?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE TWO
BLUE BLOBBY THINGS ARE?
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OH, MAN. I HOPE YOU NEVER
DECIDE TO BE A DOCTOR.
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WHY NOT?
THIS IS KIND OF COOL.
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I WOULDN'T MIND FINDING OUT
WHAT'S INSIDE OF PEOPLE.
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I'M PRETTY SURE
THE PEOPLE WOULD MIND.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'VE GOT A GARBAGE DISPOSAL
IN YOUR SINK, RIGHT?
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YEAH. WHY?
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I'M GONNA GET RID
OF THE GUTS.
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JUST...
DON'T TELL MY MOTHER
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YOU PUT FROG GUTS
DOWN THE DRAIN.
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SHE'LL FREAK.
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[ GARBAGE DISPOSAL GRINDING ]
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[ GRINDING STOPS ]
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AND...DON'T TELL HER THAT,
EITHER.
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OKAY. WHO'S NEXT?
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LET'S DO HIM NEXT.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT KIND OF SPIDER IT IS FIRST?
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NOT REALLY.
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IT'S CALLED
AN ARACHNIA-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER,
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AND IT COMES
FROM SOUTH AMERICA.
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HE LOOKS PRETTY COOL.
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LISTEN TO THIS.
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"A CROSS
BETWEEN THE GIANT TARANTULA
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"AND THE VENOMOUS
BLACK WIDOW,
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THIS SPIDER IS FAR MORE DEADLY
THAN EITHER VARIETY."
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MAYBE...WE SHOULDN'T TOUCH
THAT THING IF IT'S POISONOUS.
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THEY WOULDN'T HAVE PUT IT
IN THE KIT IF IT WAS DANGEROUS.
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BESIDES, IT'S DEAD.
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THEN HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
USING YOUR FINGERS THIS TIME?
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THIS IS
ONE FREAKY-LOOKING SPIDER.
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[ BOTH GASP ]
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[ EERIE MUSIC PLAYS ]
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♪ WHEN YOU HEAR THE SCREAM ♪
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AAH!
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♪ HIDE UNDER THE BLANKET ♪
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♪ DON'T COME OUT ♪
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♪ IT'S NOT A DREAM ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU SLEEP ♪
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♪ THIS IS YOUR NIGHTMARE NOW ♪
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AAH!
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HOLY SMOKES!
THAT SPIDER'S ALIVE!
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HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
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QUICK!
GET HIM BACK IN THE JAR!
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YOU GET HIM
BACK IN THE JAR.
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I'M NOT TOUCHING
A KILLER SPIDER.
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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO LET HIM OUT!
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BLOW ON HIM!
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MAYBE HE'LL FREEZE,
LIKE THE MILLIPEDE.
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THEN I CAN SMASH HIM.
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[ BLOWING ]
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GOT HIM!
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HOW COME
HE DIDN'T SMUSH?!
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WHERE'D HE GO?
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THERE'S NO WAY
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I'M LETTING A POISONOUS SPIDER
RUN AROUND MY HOUSE.
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I THINK I MIGHT BE
AFRAID OF SPIDERS NOW.
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[ CHUCKLES ] ME TOO.
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YOU DON'T THINK
THERE'S POISONOUS SPIDERS
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RUNNING AROUND OUR HOUSE,
DO YOU?
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I HOPE NOT.
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I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS
HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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POISONOUS SPIDERS ARE
PRETTY RARE, AND I DON'T THINK
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YOU HAVE ANY RUNNING AROUND
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I KNOW ONE THING,
THOUGH.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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I'M GETTING RID
OF THE DISSECTING KIT
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MY UNCLE GOT ME
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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WHY? DOES IT HAVE SPIDERS
IN IT?
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NO, BUT IT HAS A BUNCH
OF OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLERS,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOUR DISSECTING KIT
IS JUST FINE.
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IT'S JUST A STORY,
REMEMBER?
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YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE
A DISSECTING KIT
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WHEN I WAS A KID.
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I LEARNED A LOT
FROM IT.
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YOU AND I SHOULD
DO IT TOGETHER SOMETIME.
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ALL RIGHT, SO, SHOULD WE SEE
WHAT HAPPENS TO THE SPIDER?
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Both: YEAH!
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OKAY.
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"MIKEY AND MAX
SEARCHED THE KITCHEN NERVOUSLY,
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"BUT THE SPIDER
WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN.
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"THEY WERE ABOUT TO GIVE UP,
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WHEN A HORRIFYING SOUND
CUT THROUGH THE AIR."
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[ COSMO YELPS ]
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COSMO!
COSMO!
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ BARKING ]
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LOOK!
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[ BARKING ]
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[ GROWLING ]
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WHAT IS WITH
THIS SPIDER?
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET IT
OUT OF THE JAR.
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GET IT, BOY.
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YEAH, SIC 'IM!
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[ COSMO WHIMPERS ]
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[ BARKING ]
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[ GROWLING ]
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE SPIDER
WANTS TO GET COSMO.
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[ HISSES ]
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[ YELPING ]
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NOW WHAT DO WE DO?
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HEY,
I GOT A GOOD IDEA.
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START BLOWING ON IT.
I'M COMING.
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[ BLOWING ]
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OKAY? READY?
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ONE...TWO...THREE.
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COME ON!
HURRY UP, WILL YA?
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I'M TRYING. I JUST DON'T WANT
TO DROP THIS THING.
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YOU TAKE OFF THE BOARD,
WE'LL DUMP IN, AND I'LL FLUSH.
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OKAY.
JUST FLUSH FAST.
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READY?
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ONE...TWO...THREE.
GO!
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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
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YES!
YES!
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[ WATER SWISHING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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CLOSE THE LID!
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DON'T TELL ME WE CAN'T EVEN
GET RID OF THIS THING
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BY FLUSHING IT.
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DON'T DO THAT!
IT'LL ONLY FLOOD MORE!
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YOU THINK HE'S GONE?
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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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WE CAN'T.
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I WON'T FEEL SAFE UNLESS I KNOW
THIS SPIDER'S HISTORY.
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BESIDES, WE HAVE TO CLEAN UP
ALL THIS WATER,
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OR MY MOTHER
WILL GO BALLISTIC.
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OH, MAN.
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I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
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THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
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GRAB A TOWEL.
LET'S CLEAN THIS STUFF UP.
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IT'S NOT OVER YET,
IS IT?
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NOT WITH
ALL THESE PAGES LEFT.
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DOES THE SPIDER
COME OUT OF THE TOILET
243
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,081
AND BITE THEM
ON THE BUTT?
244
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,208
[ LAUGHS ]
245
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,286
NOW, THAT WOULD BE BAD.
246
00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:12,209
SHOULD WE FIND OUT?
247
00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,014
"BY THE END OF THE DAY,
248
00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,012
"AS MIKEY AND MAX
GOT READY FOR BED,
249
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,546
THEY HAD COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN
ABOUT THE SPIDER."
250
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,721
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
251
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,180
[ Muffled ]
WHO IS IT?
252
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:25,558
IT'S ME.
LET ME IN.
253
00:11:25,726 --> 00:11:27,726
I'M ABOUT TO
TAKE A BATH.
254
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,105
I NEED
TO BRUSH MY TEETH.
255
00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,150
CAN'T YOU WAIT?
256
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,522
I GUESS.
257
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,149
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SHOWER,
LIKE I DID?
258
00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:34,145
IT'S QUICKER.
259
00:11:34,276 --> 00:11:35,316
I LIKE BATHS.
260
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:38,534
WELL, HURRY UP.
I'M BORED.
261
00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,906
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
262
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,198
AAH!
263
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,499
MAX! MAX!
264
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,080
WHAT?!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
265
00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,867
THE SPIDER WE FLUSHED DOWN
THE TOILET -- IT'S NOT DEAD.
266
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,039
IT MUST HAVE BEEN CRAWLING
THROUGH THE PIPES OR SOMETHING,
267
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,960
'CAUSE NOW
IT'S IN MY BATHTUB!
268
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,587
HEY, GUYS! GUYS!
WHAT'S ALL THE SCREAMING ABOUT?
269
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,086
WHAT'S GOING ON
UP HERE?
270
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,508
THERE'S A KILLER SPIDER
IN MY BATHTUB, DAD.
271
00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,045
ALL RIGHT.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, ALL RIGHT?
272
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:02,678
I'M ON THE PHONE.
ALL RIGHT?
273
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,215
HEY, RAY, I'M DEALING
WITH SOMETHING HERE AT HOME.
274
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:06,889
CAN YOU JUST TALK
TO A STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
275
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,059
ABOUT THE COLUMN SPACING,
PLEASE, OKAY?
276
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:12,398
I'LL CALL YOU BACK
IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
277
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,903
[ SIGHS ]
278
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,744
YOU'RE FREAKING OUT
OVER A SPIDER?
279
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,651
NOT JUST A SPIDER,
DAD.
280
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:21,568
A KILLER SPIDER
IN OUR BATHTUB!
281
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,160
ALL RIGHT.
I GOT TO SEE THIS ONE.
282
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,829
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
WHERE IS THIS KILLER SPIDER?
283
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,536
IT WAS IN THE TUB
A MINUTE AGO, DAD. I SWEAR.
284
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:32,787
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
285
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,090
BUT, DAD,
I STILL NEED TO TAKE MY BATH,
286
00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,011
AND IF THAT SPIDER'S
GONNA --
287
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,590
NO, NO, LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE YOUR BATH TOMORROW, OKAY?
288
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,128
YOU GOT TO GET YOUR BUTTS
INTO BED NOW,
289
00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:44,051
OTHERWISE, YOU'RE GONNA BE
DEALING WITH A KILLER MOM.
290
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,220
LET'S GO.
291
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,693
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
292
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,025
LEAVING.
293
00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,610
AND WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA GO?
294
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:58,815
YOUR PARENTS ARE AWAY.
295
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,566
WELL,
I'M NOT STAYING HERE.
296
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,526
WHAT IF THAT SPIDER
COMES TO GET US
297
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,236
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT?
298
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,576
DON'T GO.
299
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,081
WE'LL FIND A WAY
TO PROTECT OURSELVES.
300
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:12,964
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
301
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,843
THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA.
302
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,632
YEAH. I'M GLAD YOU HAD
THIS DOUBLE-SIDED TAPE.
303
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,917
NOW IF THAT SPIDER TRIES
TO GET ON THE BED,
304
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,549
IT'LL GET STUCK.
305
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,385
NOW HOPEFULLY
WE CAN SLEEP.
306
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,221
I HOPE SO.
307
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,154
SPIDER!
308
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,777
HEY, HEY, HEY! GUYS! GUYS!
WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?
309
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:41,823
IT'S BACK.
310
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:42,906
THE SPIDER?
311
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,370
YEAH!
IT'S ON OUR CEILING!
312
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,163
IT BETTER BE.
313
00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,665
[ SIGHS ]
314
00:13:52,831 --> 00:13:54,001
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
315
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,836
ENOUGH WITH THIS SPIDER
ALREADY, OKAY?
316
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,841
OTHERWISE, THERE'S GONNA BE
NOTHING BUT CHORES
317
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,344
IN YOUR FUTURE.
318
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:01,674
YOU GOT ME?
319
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,381
GET TO BED.
320
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:15,687
[ DOG BARKING ]
321
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,573
I GOT TO GET SOME SLEEP,
OR I'M GONNA DIE.
322
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,232
ME TOO.
323
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,861
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOM
THREW US OUT OF THE HOUSE
324
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,277
FOR DUMPING OUT THE FLOWERS
AND WAKING THEM UP.
325
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,696
I KNOW.
326
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,544
BUT SHE'LL BE GONE
FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
327
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,750
MY SISTER HAS
KARATE LESSONS.
328
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:33,622
WANT TO GO
BACK INSIDE?
329
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,627
NO.
I'M TOO TIRED TO MOVE.
330
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,340
LET'S JUST SLEEP
OUT HERE.
331
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,421
[ DOG BARKING ]
332
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,469
UGH. COSMO.
333
00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:45,631
[ COSMO WHIMPERING ]
334
00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,603
[ GARAGE DOOR WHIRRING ]
335
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,975
[ COSMO BARKS ]
336
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,605
COSMO?
337
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,152
COME HERE, BOY.
338
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,824
THAT'S DEFINITELY
COSMO.
339
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:05,363
YEAH.
BUT...WHERE IS HE?
340
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,197
[ COSMO WHIMPERING ]
341
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,539
WHAT THE HECK?!
342
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,620
I THINK
WE FOUND COSMO.
343
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,077
[ COSMO BARKS ]
344
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,417
WE HAVE TO
GET HIM DOWN.
345
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,832
NO WAY. I'M NOT STAYING
IN THIS GARAGE.
346
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,709
WE CAN'T JUST
LEAVE HIM THERE.
347
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,796
YOU-KNOW-WHO MIGHT COME BACK
AND EAT HIM.
348
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,263
DO YOU SEE
THE SIZE OF THAT THING?
349
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,053
YOU-KNOW-WHO MIGHT COME BACK
AND EAT US.
350
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,375
LET'S JUST
GET OUT OF HERE.
351
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:28,719
NOT WITHOUT COSMO.
352
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,394
YEAH, BUT IF WE LEAVE HIM
UP THERE,
353
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:32,102
WE'LL BE ABLE
TO PROVE TO YOUR PARENTS
354
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,934
THAT WE REALLY DO HAVE
A SPIDER PROBLEM.
355
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,388
YOU'RE RIGHT.
356
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,687
BUT BY THE TIME
ANYONE GETS BACK,
357
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,021
HE COULD BE...
YOU KNOW.
358
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:44,437
WELL,
HURRY UP, THEN.
359
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,568
[ WHIMPERING ]
360
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,371
STAND UNDERNEATH HIM
361
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:52,491
SO WHEN I MAKE THE LAST CUT,
YOU CAN CATCH HIM.
362
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,450
OKAY.
363
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,416
READY.
364
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,380
HERE WE GO.
365
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,541
[ YELPS ]
366
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,299
[ WHIMPERING ]
367
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,300
NICE CATCH.
368
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:07,553
YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE ONE LUCKY DOG.
369
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:10,585
[ WHIMPERING ]
370
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,265
COME ON, COSMO!
HOLD STILL!
371
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,562
WE'RE TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
372
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,516
[ Laughing ]
HEY, BUDDY.
373
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:23,940
MISSED YOU.
374
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,736
YOUR MOM'S GONNA FREAK
WHEN SHE SEES THIS DOG.
375
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,650
YEAH,
TELL ME ABOUT IT,
376
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,909
ESPECIALLY SINCE HE JUST WENT
TO THE GROOMER LAST WEEK.
377
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,332
YOU THINK
WE SHOULD GIVE HIM A BATH?
378
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,411
[ YELPING ]
379
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:37,076
GREAT. NOW WE'LL NEVER
CATCH HIM.
380
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:39,084
YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL "BATH"
BEFORE HE BOLTS.
381
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,496
WE OUGHT TO AT LEAST TRY
TO CLEAN THE DRIVEWAY UP
382
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,665
SO WE DON'T GET IN TROUBLE
FOR THAT, TOO.
383
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,376
YEAH.
384
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,136
I THINK
THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
385
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,976
LET'S JUST HANG UP THE HOSE
AND CALL IT QUITS.
386
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,271
I'M BEAT.
387
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,774
ME TOO.
388
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,881
[ GROWLS ]
389
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,335
WHAT THE HECK?!
390
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,133
[ SNARLS ]
391
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,721
UH-OH!
392
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,885
THAT FREAKY ARACHNID
IS GROWING!
393
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,682
HOW CAN THAT BE?!
I DON'T KNOW!
394
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:38,715
LET'S JUST
GET OUT OF HERE! GO!
395
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,141
[ SNARLING ]
396
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,145
WHERE'D IT GO?
397
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:50,236
I DON'T KNOW.
398
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,400
QUICK! HIT THE BUTTON!
399
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,656
[ WHIRRING ]
400
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,829
HURRY UP ALREADY,
YOU STUPID DOOR!
401
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,167
NOT FOR REAL!
402
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,380
HOLY SMOKES!
403
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,970
HOW BIG IS
THAT THING?!
404
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,096
IT'S AS BIG AS US!
405
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,562
QUICK!
HIT THE BUTTON!
406
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:24,393
OH, WE'RE GONNA END UP
LIKE COSMO!
407
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,150
COME ON!
408
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:28,357
COME ON!
COME ON ALREADY!
409
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:34,862
MAYBE IT'LL CRUSH HIM!
410
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,082
OHH!
411
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,745
NOW WHAT?!
412
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,173
UNLESS YOU WANT TO RUN PAST IT,
I THINK WE'RE TRAPPED.
413
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:48,634
WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO FIGHT IT!
414
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:49,714
HOW?!
415
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:50,837
[ SNARLS ]
416
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:52,594
UH...BLOW ON IT!
417
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,094
SERIOUSLY?!
418
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,756
THERE'S NO WAY
I CAN KEEP THAT SPIDER STILL!
419
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,965
NO.
BUT MAYBE THIS CAN.
420
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,716
[ SNARLS ]
421
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,678
YOU HOLD IT STILL
422
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,980
WHILE I TRY TO CHOP OFF ITS LEGS
WITH THE HEDGE CLIPPERS.
423
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,774
READY?
424
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,305
[ LEAF BLOWER WHIRRING ]
425
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,478
TAKE THAT, YOU ARACHNID!
426
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:11,817
IT'S WORKING!
427
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,614
GET HIM, MAX!
428
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,355
[ SNARLING ]
429
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,158
DON'T LET GO OF THE BLOWER!
IT'S THE ONLY WEAPON WE HAVE!
430
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:25,496
YOU GOT TO GIVE ME A MINUTE
TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT!
431
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:28,674
I DON'T THINK WE HAVE
MANY MINUTES LEFT, MAX!
432
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:31,632
KEEP BLOWING ON HIM, MIKEY!
I THINK IT'S GONNA POP!
433
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:33,633
AAAAAAAAAAH!
434
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,970
[ GRUNTS ]
435
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,341
COME ON!
436
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,810
[ POP ]
437
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,611
YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
438
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:57,607
YEAH!
439
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,658
YEAH!
440
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,450
IT'S GONE!
YES!
441
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,834
PLEASE TELL ME
THAT'S THE END OF THE SPIDER.
442
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,411
WELL, YOU KNOW
IT'S NOT THE END OF THE STORY.
443
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,249
OKAY, SMART GUY,
HOW DO YOU THINK THE STORY ENDS?
444
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,745
I THINK
WHEN THE SPIDER BLOWS UP,
445
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,548
LOTS OF COMMANDO BABY SPIDERS
PARACHUTE OUT OF THE SKY.
446
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,382
NOW, THAT WOULD BE AN ENDING.
447
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,085
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS?
448
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,757
LET'S FIND OUT.
449
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,387
"MIKEY AND MAX STARED AT THE SKY
FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY
450
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:26,143
"BEFORE THEY TURNED
THEIR ATTENTION BACK TO EARTH
451
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,676
"AND CELEBRATED THEIR VICTORY
452
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,399
"WITH A COUPLE BOWLS
OF ICE CREAM.
453
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,402
"THERE WAS NO SIGN OF THE SPIDER
ANYWHERE,
454
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,105
"AND EVERYTHING
WAS BACK TO NORMAL.
455
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:39,566
WELL, ALMOST EVERYTHING."
456
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,696
MAN.
THAT WAS SO GOOD.
457
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,497
WANT SOME MORE?
458
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,081
NAH. LET'S JUST GET SOME CHIPS
AND GO SHOOT SOME HOOPS.
459
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,627
GOOD IDEA.
460
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,971
[ WATER RUNNING ]
461
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,934
[ WATER GURGLES ]
462
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,715
WHAT WAS THAT?
463
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,596
YOU DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANY WAY
464
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,595
THAT SPIDER LANDED SOMEWHERE
AND CAME BACK, DO YOU?
465
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,936
I HOPE NOT.
466
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,063
[ GURGLING ]
467
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:16,608
WHATEVER IT IS,
IT ISN'T RIGHT.
468
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:19,903
[ GURGLING ]
469
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,365
[ GURGLING CONTINUES ]
470
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,623
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
471
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,246
[ FROG CROAKS ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
472
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,331
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
473
00:21:32,381 --> 00:21:36,931
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