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This is a first.
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Empty service bay available.
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Yeah, it happens.
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You know, usually,
when I bring my car in,
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I have to leave it out on the street.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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'Cause you're so busy.
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Yup.
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Not today, though.
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No, not today.
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You want to talk about it?
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I do not.
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You know I can't do that.
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All right, look, fine.
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Business isn't what it used to be.
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And it's not just the
competition from the big chains,
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it's all these new cars.
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They don't have driveshafts
and differentials,
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it's just motherboards and chips.
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It's like riding around
in a big-ass iPad.
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Well...
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would you like some
constructive criticism?
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Oh... Lord.
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Look, this place is a little old-school.
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I mean, you don't even have free Wi-Fi.
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Yes, I do.
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It's from the Thai place next door.
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The password is "padthai22."
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They tried to change it,
but I figured it out.
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Okay.
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Have you ever noticed
one of those businesses
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that has a sticker
in the window that reads,
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"People love us on Yelp"?
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Yeah, but why would I care
about some sticker?
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Well, because your customers
care about them.
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I use the site all the time.
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In fact, I have Elite reviewer status,
not to brag.
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Don't worry, you didn't.
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Okay, think about this,
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would Tina ever read a book
that didn't have an Oprah sticker on it?
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Hell no.
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How would she know if the book is good?
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Ah...
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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"Since 1989, Calvin Butler
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"has been Pasadena's
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"most sought-after mechanic.
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There has even been talk of a statue."
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Whoa, check you out, Pop. What?
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You building a Yelp page.
Man, that's pretty ambitious
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for a man of your, uh...
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...vintage.
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Well, I'll have you know
that I'm actually
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pretty good with technology.
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See, I got this cool picture
of the shop.
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All I have to do is get it off
my phone and onto my computer,
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which is easy because, uh...
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Just let me do it.
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Oh, I like that idea.
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- Yeah, there you go.
- Yeah.
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Hey, man,
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I've been thinking, we should go out
for a night on the town this week,
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like back in the day. Butler boys.
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Oh, yeah, that's interesting.
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You know, since the day you met Necie,
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you have asked me to hang out
a total of zero times.
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But now that she's out of town,
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suddenly, I'm not invisible anymore.
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I know, I know. I've been a bad brother.
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Yeah. It's just so weird
with Necie being gone.
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I don't know what
to do with myself, man.
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For the last six months,
I've been, you know,
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busy... every night.
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Yes, I know. I can hear the shrieking.
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Thank God Necie is quiet.
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Good Lord, yuck.
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I see your yuck,
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and raise you a...
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Okay, it has been a minute
since I hit the clubs.
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We should take two
separate cars 'cause, uh,
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you know how your boy does.
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No, we don't. Let's keep it that way.
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Here, Pops, your picture is uploaded.
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Ah, cool. All right.
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And...
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Calvin's Yelp page is ready to launch.
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All right. This is exciting.
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Okay, ten... nine...
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- eight...
- And post.
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Dad, you got to respect
the countdown, man.
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Marty, I ain't got time to waste.
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I'm trying to get me a sticker.
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So...
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you about ready to close that thing?
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Almost.
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You know, writing a
Yelp review is tricky.
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There's a fine line between rave
and going over the top.
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Oh, there's also a fine line between
sex and me going to sleep.
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Stay with me, baby. I'm almost done.
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Just give him five stars
and take your pants off.
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Look, you know, it's not that simple.
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I take the integrity of my
Yelp reviews very seriously.
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There are legions of Yelpers out there
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who have come to trust
the reviews of "Dave J."
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That is 100% in your head.
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Is it?
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I gave one star to a bike shop
that bent my frame.
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36 people found that review "helpful."
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That bike shop is now a dentist office.
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Mmm. That kind of power is a turn-on.
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Is it?
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No, but it's 11:15, so
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yes.O-Okay.
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♪ This little light of ♪
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♪ Mine ♪
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- ♪ I'm gonna let it... ♪
- Ugh.
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Hey, Tina. Thanks for picking me up.
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What in the Fergie's national
anthem is going on in there?
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It's the after-school music program.
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We lost our music teacher last year,
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so the biology teacher is filling in.
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Well, what, is he dissecting
a live goat in there?
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It's not that bad.
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- Okay, it's terrible.
- Mm.
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I'm looking to hire someone new,
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but it's a really hard position to fill.
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I need someone who can sing and dance
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and has the charisma
to inspire the kids.
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And pretty.
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Gemma, how gullible do you think I am?
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What? Why would you... Wh-Wh-What?
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"Hey, T. Thanks for picking me up.
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Meet me in front
of multipurpose room three."
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You knew damn well I was gonna
walk in and hear all that mess.
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Whoa. You think... Wh... Uh, what?
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Will you do it?
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Gemma, you know I've got
my cupcake business and...
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But it's only a couple
of afternoons a week.
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But you know what?
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I shouldn't have put you on the spot.
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Yeah, you shouldn't have.
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- Oh, hi, Miss Tina.
- Hey.
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I wasn't expecting to see you here.
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Can we go home, Mom?
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I'm sad.
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This is making all the kids
fall out of love
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- with music.
- Oh.
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The only thing worse than
that singing is y'all's acting.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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All right.
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Mm-hmm. Mm...
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Mm-hmm...
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So...? It's good, right?
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No, it's great.
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Real rave. Five stars.
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Happy to do it.
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There's one line in here that,
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uh, you know, threw me off a little.
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"Don't be put off
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"by the owner's prickly exterior,
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you'll come to realize
he's a great guy."
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Yeah.
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Why-why did you call me "prickly"?
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Well, the takeaway is
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"great guy."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
but before that it's "prickly."
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Okay, look, Calvin, don't
take this as an insult, but,
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you know, I didn't want my
followers to come in and be...
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caught off guard by your...
strong personality.
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But, again, "great guy."
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I appreciate the review, Dave,
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but, come on, I'm not prickly.
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Oh, I agree, Pop. You're not prickly.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, that's not the right word.
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It's more like... cantankerous.
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Testy.
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Cranky.
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Ooh, you know, I considered cranky.
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- Ah.
- Ooh, you know what? I got it:
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obstreperous.
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- Oh, yeah. Obstreperous.
- No, no, no, no.
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I am not obstreperous.
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I'm the opposite. I am very streperous.
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Calvin, you know, you're
only focusing on the negative.
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Look at this.
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18 thumbs up for Dave J. I'm killing it.
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But the important thing is-is
I'm bringing eyeballs to your site.
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Yes, and all the eyeballs
are agreeing with you.
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"The owner is definitely
on the prickly side."
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Oh, ooh, oh, look at,
"Watch out for Mr. Grumpy."
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Look, these are all
five-star reviews, though.
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This is how you earn the sticker.
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Ooh, "crusty."
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Ooh, yup, yup. "Crotchety."
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♪ Oh, freedom ♪
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- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
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- ♪ Freedom... ♪
- Stop.
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Stop, stop, stop.
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Okay.
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William, Phoebe, I think
you two will be happier
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in the rhythm section. We all will.
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Okay, now, let's take it back
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to the top.
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♪ Oh, freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom, freedom ♪
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♪ Freedom ♪
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Stop!
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Ugh, Grover,
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you are croaking like a frog. Stand up.
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I need for you to sing
from your diaphragm, okay?
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We're gonna take you up
an octave, Froggy, all right?
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- ♪ Ah ♪
- Ah.
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- ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- Ah
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♪ Ah... ♪ Yes!
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That's your sweet spot, Kermit.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't laugh.
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Some of y'all sound like
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you got your fingers
slammed in a car door.
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Let's go. Again.
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This is gonna take a week?
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Well, it wouldn't take a week
if you ever changed your oil.
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Man, you sound like my father.
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Well, I am not your father
because, if I was,
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I'd take your car and give you a bike.
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Now take that to your real daddy.
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So, Calvin, just curious,
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how do you think that guy's
feeling right now?
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Probably stupid
for not changing his oil.
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Okay, you know what,
uh, let me rephrase.
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What do you think that guy's
gonna say on Yelp?
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"Five stars"?
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"Guy reminds me of my father"?
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Come on, Dave, come on,
don't-don't get in my head
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- about this.
- Well, I don't want to,
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but with Yelp comes
tremendous responsibility.
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I don't want the responsibility,
I just want the sticker.
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You have to earn the sticker.
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Now, it's not that not hard.
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You just got to add
a little bit of sunshine.
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Now, I've taken the liberty of
making you a little cheat sheet.
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Here, "Number one,
ask them how they're doing,
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i.e. how their day is."
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Their day is terrible.
Their car's broken.
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Ugh.
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Calvin, come on, just try it out.
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All right, I'll give it a shot,
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- man.
- Okay, look.
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Yeah, all right.
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Hello. Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.
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How are you today?
I'd really like to know.
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Hey.
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Hello, again. How are you?
256
00:11:50,212 --> 00:11:53,084
I need to dump some used
motor oil. Where do I put it?
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00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:55,031
I'll tell you where you can put it.
258
00:11:55,056 --> 00:11:56,884
You can put it...
259
00:11:58,524 --> 00:12:02,180
Look, I'm sorry, but we only
do that for our customers.
260
00:12:02,224 --> 00:12:05,967
But the recycling center is just
a mile up Lincoln in Altadena.
261
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It's a lovely drive, by the way.
262
00:12:07,533 --> 00:12:08,883
All right, fine.
263
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Be sure to love us on Yelp.
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Man... You see that...
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00:12:15,739 --> 00:12:17,475
Calvin, that showed amazing restraint.
266
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,546
- It sure did. Did you hear him?
- Yeah.
267
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"I want to recycle my oil."
268
00:12:21,896 --> 00:12:23,941
You know what? I was about to recycle...
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Hey, hello.
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Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.
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How can I turn your Monday a fun day?
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Nailed it.
273
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,007
So, I wanted to show you
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what I'm gonna do
with my class tomorrow.
275
00:12:43,526 --> 00:12:47,661
Nobody can teach the difference
between major and minor keys like
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Stevie Wonder.
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Ooh. Whew.
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This is gonna blow
their little unformed minds.
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00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:56,713
That's awesome.
280
00:12:56,757 --> 00:12:59,673
You're doing a great job. It's just...
281
00:12:59,716 --> 00:13:01,675
these kids are pretty sheltered,
282
00:13:01,718 --> 00:13:03,633
and I'm afraid you're being a
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00:13:03,677 --> 00:13:06,505
teensy bit... blunt.
284
00:13:06,549 --> 00:13:07,898
Yup. That's me.
285
00:13:07,942 --> 00:13:10,379
Yeah.
286
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:11,685
And that's great.
287
00:13:11,728 --> 00:13:13,817
It's just, maybe you're
a little too blunt.
288
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:17,386
Just a teensy weensy bit.
289
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,649
Okay, so let me get this straight.
290
00:13:19,693 --> 00:13:22,391
I'm being "a teensy weensy bit...
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00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:23,522
too blunt"?
292
00:13:23,566 --> 00:13:25,916
Just try to remember they're children.
293
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,876
Children with parents who aren't
shy about calling the principal.
294
00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:33,794
But, again,
you're doing great, so great.
295
00:13:33,837 --> 00:13:36,535
So great, but too blunt, huh?
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00:13:36,579 --> 00:13:38,407
Just an eensy, teensy, weensy bit.
297
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,409
And pretty, so pretty.
298
00:13:44,935 --> 00:13:46,894
Whoo! Oh, man!
299
00:13:46,937 --> 00:13:48,765
Man, it's been a long time.
300
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:50,288
Last time I was out like this,
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00:13:50,332 --> 00:13:52,900
I was a desperate single guy,
striking out with hot women.
302
00:13:54,945 --> 00:13:56,947
Well, it's a grind out here, man.
303
00:13:56,991 --> 00:13:59,384
You know, you are lucky
you are not on the hunt anymore.
304
00:13:59,428 --> 00:14:01,430
Hey, what can I say, baby?
I'm a lucky man.
305
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,258
Yeah, right.
306
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,871
I am in your way. Forgive me.
307
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:11,440
Oh, don't worry.
I'll find a way to squeeze in.
308
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,926
- What the hell was that?
- What?
309
00:14:20,710 --> 00:14:22,225
She was hitting on you, man.
310
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,774
- No, really?
- Yes, really.
311
00:14:25,628 --> 00:14:26,847
Save my spot.
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00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,632
At all costs. Okay.
313
00:14:29,675 --> 00:14:32,287
This spot right here? Okay, I got it.
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00:14:34,376 --> 00:14:37,640
You're dancing with me.
315
00:14:37,683 --> 00:14:40,425
Who are you?
316
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:42,558
I don't know.
317
00:14:46,301 --> 00:14:48,782
Uh-oh.
318
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:51,959
Baby, why are you frowning?
319
00:14:52,002 --> 00:14:53,917
I can't help it, bae.
320
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:57,442
I've been fake-smiling all day.
321
00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:59,793
It's like my face been doing squats.
322
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,753
But, apparently,
that's what you have to do
323
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,973
if I want to get
one of these Yelp stickers.
324
00:15:07,017 --> 00:15:10,412
I mean, God forbid I look
at somebody the wrong way,
325
00:15:10,455 --> 00:15:12,327
and they write a bad review.
326
00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:15,083
Well, that's ridiculous, Calvin.
327
00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:16,697
Your customers have always loved you.
328
00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,028
I know.
329
00:15:18,072 --> 00:15:19,769
So what if I'm prickly?
330
00:15:19,813 --> 00:15:22,554
- I am who I am.
- Exactly.
331
00:15:22,598 --> 00:15:25,862
You know, like today,
Gemma told me that I was too blunt.
332
00:15:25,906 --> 00:15:27,429
What's wrong with blunt?
333
00:15:27,472 --> 00:15:28,734
Nothing.
334
00:15:28,778 --> 00:15:30,998
It's not my job to lie to those kids.
335
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,304
They need honesty
if they're gonna do better.
336
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:35,872
You know what,
if we are guilty of anything,
337
00:15:35,916 --> 00:15:37,526
it's that we care too much.
338
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,788
Boom.
339
00:15:40,746 --> 00:15:43,053
I actually like your bluntness.
340
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:45,708
Mm. You are a strong, blunt woman.
341
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:47,057
Mm-hmm.
342
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,625
And I like that
you're prickly, you know?
343
00:15:49,668 --> 00:15:51,409
That means you don't take any crap.
344
00:15:51,453 --> 00:15:54,804
You mess with a porcupine,
your behind's gonna get pricked.
345
00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,895
You see, that's why
we are a great couple.
346
00:15:58,939 --> 00:16:01,506
Mm. That's right, that's right.
347
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:03,813
Um, baby, may I be blunt?
348
00:16:03,857 --> 00:16:06,642
I wish that you would.
349
00:16:06,685 --> 00:16:08,905
I want to take you to the bedroom
350
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:12,691
and do 17 nasty things to you.
351
00:16:12,735 --> 00:16:13,867
Seventeen?
352
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,741
Ooh, can we do nine and get some rest?
353
00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,572
No? Well, how about I lay
there, and we can do 12?
354
00:16:36,977 --> 00:16:38,717
Valerie! Valerie.
355
00:16:38,761 --> 00:16:41,633
Valerie, I... I'm an engaged man.
356
00:16:41,677 --> 00:16:43,766
A very, very flattered engaged man.
357
00:16:43,809 --> 00:16:45,028
Okay.
358
00:16:48,597 --> 00:16:52,383
I feel like a piece of meat,
but I did get a free margatini.
359
00:16:52,427 --> 00:16:55,038
I figured it out.
360
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,388
You know, it all makes sense now.
361
00:16:57,432 --> 00:17:00,000
See, it used to be,
in situations like this, you...
362
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:02,045
you always had an air
of desperation about you.
363
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,743
Yeah, no argument there.
364
00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:08,834
But now that you have a fiancée,
it is totally different.
365
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:10,836
You see, the desperation is gone.
366
00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:14,797
You're loose and-and funny,
and you are not even trying at all.
367
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,452
Why didn't I have this superpower
when I could've enjoyed it?
368
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,541
That is the irony, my brother.
369
00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:22,587
You only have it
because you don't need it.
370
00:17:22,631 --> 00:17:24,807
You know, this is fun, man, but...
371
00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:27,070
I am over this dating scene.
372
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,942
Got to be honest, lil' bro...
373
00:17:30,152 --> 00:17:32,241
...I envy what you have with Necie.
374
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,355
Aw, man.
375
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:36,819
You know, if you want to find the one,
376
00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:38,081
you got to meet her somewhere, right?
377
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,605
- Yeah.
- Let me
378
00:17:40,649 --> 00:17:42,042
use my powers for good.
379
00:17:42,085 --> 00:17:43,913
What do you mean?
380
00:17:43,957 --> 00:17:46,133
Excuse me, miss.
381
00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:48,483
- Do you like Idris Elba?
- Yes, I do.
382
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,616
Okay, well, what if Idris
was younger, more athletic,
383
00:17:51,660 --> 00:17:53,662
and had a job coaching baseball
at one of the most prestigious
384
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:55,055
universities in Southern California?
385
00:17:55,098 --> 00:17:56,440
Whoa, you do?
386
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,089
No, girl. Look at me.
387
00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:02,236
No, I struck out at kickball,
and I'm engaged, but...
388
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:06,109
...this is my brother,
and he is a catch.
389
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,850
Hey, I'm Malcolm.
390
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:09,243
Six two.
391
00:18:09,286 --> 00:18:11,767
Hi, Malcolm. Uh, come sit
with me and my friends.
392
00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:14,465
Oh, I would love to.
393
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:15,989
Can you do a British accent?
394
00:18:16,032 --> 00:18:18,904
I do believe I can.
395
00:18:22,082 --> 00:18:24,040
Oh, hey, Calvin.
396
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:26,782
So, you just wait out here?
397
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:29,002
Sometimes I do, yes.
398
00:18:30,699 --> 00:18:33,136
- What do you want?
- Okay, well,
399
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,486
despite my intentions, which were
400
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,488
very, very good...
401
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:38,881
I messed up.
402
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,102
What the hell?
403
00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:45,148
So my rating went down a half a star?
404
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:48,021
I know. Scroll down.
405
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:52,068
"The owner smiled the whole time,
it was creepy."
406
00:18:54,157 --> 00:18:56,159
Oh, and then there's this one.
407
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,944
"Expect a lot of mindless chitchat."
408
00:18:58,988 --> 00:19:00,685
In my defense,
409
00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:03,688
I happen to love mindless chitchat.
410
00:19:03,732 --> 00:19:05,908
You know, I should've
followed my instincts.
411
00:19:05,951 --> 00:19:08,693
It just didn't feel right being so nice.
412
00:19:10,739 --> 00:19:12,567
I'm done, Dave.
413
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,221
I'm bringing back old Calvin,
414
00:19:14,264 --> 00:19:16,832
and if that doesn't give me
a sticker, then so be it.
415
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:18,616
No, y-you are getting that sticker
416
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,836
because you're a great mechanic.
417
00:19:20,879 --> 00:19:22,533
Look, you were getting
nothing but five stars
418
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:23,839
until I started getting in your head.
419
00:19:23,882 --> 00:19:25,014
You're damn right I was.
420
00:19:25,058 --> 00:19:27,016
Yes, you were, and you want to know why?
421
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,149
Because people love Prickly Calvin.
422
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,717
I love Prickly Calvin.
423
00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:34,763
I know you do.
424
00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,634
Now get the hell out of my way.
425
00:19:39,115 --> 00:19:40,290
Hey, Calvin.
426
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:43,859
Welcome back.
427
00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:52,955
♪ Freedom ♪
428
00:19:53,013 --> 00:19:54,972
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Oh, freedom ♪
429
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,785
♪ Freedom ♪
430
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,004
- ♪ Freedom ♪
- ♪ Oh, freedom ♪
431
00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:02,007
♪ Freedom, freedom ♪
432
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:03,661
♪ Oh, freedom, oh, freedom ♪
433
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,751
♪ Freedom ♪
434
00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:10,712
Yes! I love it.
435
00:20:10,755 --> 00:20:14,194
That was almost beautiful.
436
00:20:14,237 --> 00:20:16,979
You little germ buckets can sing.
437
00:20:17,022 --> 00:20:20,635
All right, give me some,
give me some, give me some.
438
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:24,291
Okay, okay, now, run me my props.
439
00:20:24,334 --> 00:20:26,162
I think that's what I'm about to do.
440
00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,818
Tina, I'm blown away.
441
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,994
Oh, of course you are. And by the way?
442
00:20:32,037 --> 00:20:33,822
Five more kids showed up this week,
443
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,650
and two of them can actually sing.
444
00:20:37,391 --> 00:20:39,262
- That's great.
- Uh-huh.
445
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,916
Look, Gemma, I, um,
446
00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:42,831
I know you're in a tough position,
447
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,659
but... I got to be me.
448
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,400
And I want you to be.
449
00:20:46,443 --> 00:20:48,184
If I'm gonna be good at my job,
450
00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:49,838
I've got to hire the best people...
451
00:20:49,881 --> 00:20:51,274
...and you are the best.
452
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,146
You can be as blunt as you want to be.
453
00:20:53,189 --> 00:20:55,017
Good. 'Cause those pants
454
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:56,985
aren't doing your butt any favors.
455
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:03,250
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