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Hi, honey.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Darning your socks.
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Well, good for you.
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I didn't know you knew how to darn.
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Oh, sure, there's nothing to it,
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especially if you have a darning egg.
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Boy, you should have seen the hole in
this one.
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It's taken me half an hour to sew it
up.
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Hmm.
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There.
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Darn it, I sewed up the top.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, Lucy, you're amazing.
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Oh, well, I'll just have to rip it
out.
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No, no, don't do that.
Why?
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I can use it as a blackjack.
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Oh, give me that.
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No, I've got to fix it.
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(laughing)
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Oh, dear.
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Honey, where are you going?
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I'm going to rehearsal, honey.
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Again? You've been to rehearsal every
day for a week.
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I know, but I can't help it.
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Wouldn't it be easier to get good
musicians?
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Please, no disparaging remarks.
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(phone rings)
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I'll get it, I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Oh, hello, Jerry.
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Well, my goodness, Jerry,
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there must be millions of girls
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who want to take this job.
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Oh, look, Jerry, don't I have enough
trouble
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putting the whole television show
together
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without having to look for a girl
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to do the commercial?
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Uh... uh...
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Cuantas veces ha dicho
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que no me llame a la casa?
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Never mind, never mind.
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I know what you're talking about.
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What about a television show, Ricky?
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Wait a minute.
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All right, Jerry.
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I'll get the girl to do the
commercial.
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Good-bye.
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Well?
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Well, I'm going to do a television
show.
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That's all.
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And you cannot be on it.
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Oh, Ricky, please?
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Just let me do the commercial.
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Nothing doing.
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Why not?
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Look, honey, this is too big a chance
for me.
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I need someone with a lot of
'sperience.
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Well, I've had "'sperience."
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You never even been on a television
show.
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Well, maybe not, but I've watched
them a lot.
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There's a slight difference.
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Oh, now, Ricky...
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I'm sorry, honey-- I got to go now.
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I'll see you later.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Hi, Lucy.
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Hi.
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Need any work done up here?
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Ethel's gone to see her mother for a
couple of days
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and I got a lot of time.
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Ethel's gone and you want to work?
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Yeah, it seems loafing isn't any fun
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unless she's nagging at me to get
some work done.
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Well, there's nothing to do up here
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unless you want a job knocking some
sense into Ricky's head.
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What's the matter?
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Well, he's going to emcee a big
television show
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and they need a girl to do the
commercial.
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Now you know how good I am at that.
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Oh, sure, I've seen you do
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a hundred television commercials.
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Well, I would be good
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if somebody would ever give me a
chance.
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Now, why don't you just relax
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and forget the whole thing?
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Gee, if there was only some way
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Ricky could see me on television.
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Well, now, maybe you'd qualify as a
lady wrestler.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute!
I got it!
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I know what I'm going to do.
What?
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Well, listen, when Ricky comes home
tonight
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I'm not going to be here, but you
are.
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Oh, I am, huh?
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Yeah, and you're going to turn on
that television set,
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and you know who's going to be on it?
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Well, I can only hope it's Faye
Emerson.
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No, no, it's going to be me.
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Well, how are you going to work that
out?
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Never mind, you just turn on that set
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and leave the rest to me, okay,
buster?
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Oh, hello, Fred.
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Oh, hi, Rick.
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Where's Lucy?
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I don't know.
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I came up to watch your television.
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Ours is on the blink.
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Oh?
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And there's a wonderful show coming
on just about now.
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At 23 minutes after 4:00?
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Yeah, now, sit down there.
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I want you to watch it.
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You'll enjoy it.
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Call... for...
Philip Morris!
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Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
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Look, look, Rick, that's Lucy.
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She's on television.
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Yeah, how about that?
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I can't get over
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how clear the picture is.
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Yeah.
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Da-da ta-da-da-da!
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Well, what do you know?
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Third-dimensional television.
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Yeah.
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Shh.
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Da-da ta-da-da-da!
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Philip Morris, America's most
enjoyable cigarette,
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presents the Lucy Ricardo Show.
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Da-da ta-da-da-da!
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I don't think this is such a hot
show, Fred.
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I think I'll get another station.
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As our first offering this evening,
we...
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Stop that now!
Go back and sit down!
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That's very funny.
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Now, come on out of there.
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As our first offering this evening,
we present...
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Lucy, I said come on out of there.
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As our first offering this evening,
we present
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that inimitable personality
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that talented performer
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that versatile entertainer...
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Lucy Ricardo!
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(screaming)
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Ricky! Ricky!
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What are you trying to do?!
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Are you crazy or something?
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What are you trying to do, barbecue
me?
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I'm sorry.
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Are you really sorry?
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Of course I'm really sorry.
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Are you truly sorry?
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Yeah.
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Well, are you sorry enough
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to let me do the commercial?
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No.
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Oh, why not?
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Look, honey, even if I wanted to give
you the job, I couldn't.
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I already hired another girl.
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Oh...
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Say, what did you do with all the
works?
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I took them out.
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Well, I can see that, but where is
it?
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It?
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Yeah.
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The chassis slides right out.
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All in one piece?
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Yeah, all in one piece.
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Eww...
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What do you mean, "eww"?
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Well...
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Lucy, what have you done?
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Well, I didn't know it all came out
together.
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So?
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So, I took it out one piece at a
time.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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Lucy, I've got to be at a television
rehearsal
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in half an hour.
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Is my breakfast ready?
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Are you still not speaking to me?
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Look...
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I don't care if you don't want to
talk to me or not,
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but please get up and fix my
breakfast.
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I need my strength.
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Lucy, are you going to fix
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my breakfast or not?
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What do you want me to do, starve to
death?
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Would you, please?
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Look, I had a perfect right to bawl
you out.
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Putting that television set together
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is going to cost a fortune, maybe
more.
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I'm glad it's broken.
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Glad?
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Yes, now I won't have to look
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at your silly Cuban mug on that show
tonight.
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Ay, que barbaridad.
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No se lo que le paso a esta mujer.
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Cada vez, cada semana
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se pone peor y peor la cabeza.
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Yo me voy a ir de aqui.
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Esta completamente equivocada de
todo.
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No se lo que le paso.
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Hello.
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Oh, Fred, could you come up for a
minute, please?
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Senora Ricardo and I are not speaking
to each other
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and I'd like you to do me a favor.
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Thank you, Fred.
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Hi, Rick, what do you want?
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Oh, listen, Fred, I got to go to
rehearsal right away
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and I'm expecting a very important
phone call
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and Lucy's mad at me.
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So would you please stay here
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and give someone a message?
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Sure.
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Well, the girl
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that is gonna do the television
commercial
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is going to call.
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Now you tell her to be
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at Studio 10, Television Center,
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at 1:00 this afternoon.
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All right.
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Thanks a lot, Fred.
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You're welcome.
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See you later.
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Oh, hello, Fred.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, hi, Ricky asked me
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to wait here and take a telephone
message.
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He told me that you two aren't
speaking to each other.
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Oh, well... I'll take the call, Fred.
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It's silly to have you wait up here.
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All right, it's from the girl
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who's doing the commercials
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on Ricky's television show tonight,
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and he wants her to be sure and get
the message.
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Now, you won't mind this, Lucy?
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Oh, no, not at all.
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Television center, Studio 10, 1:00.
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Yeah.
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Hey, how did you know that?
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Oh, well, that's where Ricky does
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all of his television shows.
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Oh.
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Well, I'll see you later.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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(phone rings)
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Hello.
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Oh, no, Mr. Ricardo isn't here.
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Oh, yes, yes, he wanted me to give
you a message.
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He said to tell you that he's very
sorry
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but they've already hired another
girl
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to do the commercial
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and they won't be needing you after
all.
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Good-bye.
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Deedly deedly dee, deedly deedly
dee...
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Okay, Joe, I'm ready to rehearse the
commercial.
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Where's the girl?
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She's studying her script.
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She'll be right in here.
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This the new sponsor?
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Yeah.
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Stuff any good?
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Well, it ought to be.
269
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It's got everything in it--
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meat, vegetables, minerals,
vitamins...
271
00:10:08,207 --> 00:10:09,508
Wonder where she is?
272
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,544
Alcohol 23%.
273
00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:18,183
Alcohol 23%?!
274
00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:19,919
Oh!
275
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:20,786
Oh.
276
00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,087
Are you the young lady
277
00:10:22,087 --> 00:10:23,389
that's going to do the commercial?
278
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,256
Yes, sir.
279
00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:25,557
Well, I'm Ross Elliot, the director.
280
00:10:25,557 --> 00:10:26,425
How do you do?
How do you do?
281
00:10:26,425 --> 00:10:28,594
I'm Lucille...
MacGillicuddy.
282
00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:32,064
Ricky sure knows how to pick them.
283
00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,365
Oh, thank you.
284
00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:34,233
You know your lines yet?
285
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,534
Well, I think so.
286
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,269
Well, let's run through it.
287
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:38,570
All right.
288
00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,474
Now, you stand right over here.
289
00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:43,342
Yes, sir.
290
00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:44,643
Now, let's try it once,
291
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,378
and remember, be bright and
vivacious.
292
00:10:46,378 --> 00:10:47,680
Yes, sir.
All right.
293
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,848
Maury, will you stand by with the
script, please.
294
00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:53,319
All right.
295
00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,222
(clears throat)
296
00:10:57,222 --> 00:10:58,524
Hello, friends.
297
00:10:58,524 --> 00:11:00,693
I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
298
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:03,295
Are you tired, run down, listless?
299
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:05,464
Do you poop out at parties?
300
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,500
Are you unpopular?
301
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,669
The answer to all your problems
302
00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:12,404
is in this little bottle.
303
00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:14,139
Now you pick up the bottle.
304
00:11:14,139 --> 00:11:15,441
Oh.
305
00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,308
Little higher.
306
00:11:16,308 --> 00:11:17,609
That's right.
307
00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:19,345
The answer to all your problems
308
00:11:19,778 --> 00:11:22,815
is in this little bottle--
Vitameatavegamin.
309
00:11:22,815 --> 00:11:24,984
Vitameatavegamin contains
310
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:28,454
vitamins, meat, vegetables and
minerals.
311
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,189
Yes, with Vitameatavegamin
312
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,358
you can spoon your way to health.
313
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,394
All you do is take a tablespoonful
after every meal.
314
00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:36,695
Now you take some.
315
00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:37,563
Oh.
316
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,768
It's so tasty, too.
317
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,119
It's... just like candy.
318
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:03,589
No, no, no, no.
319
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,758
Look, you're supposed to like the
stuff.
320
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,493
You've got to smile, be happy.
321
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:08,794
Now, try it again.
322
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,529
Yes, sir.
323
00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,036
It's so tasty, too.
324
00:12:23,542 --> 00:12:24,843
It's just like candy.
325
00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:27,880
Nope, once more.
326
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,687
It's so tasty, too.
327
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,025
It's just like candy.
328
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,532
That's going to be fine.
329
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,833
You just go ahead.
330
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,568
Okay.
331
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:50,869
So why don't you join
332
00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:53,038
the thousands of happy, peppy people
333
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:54,773
and get a great big bottle
334
00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:56,942
of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow?
335
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,677
That's Vita-meata-vegamin.
336
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:00,846
Oh, that's fine, fine.
337
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,581
Now you've got the feeling.
338
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,882
Now I'd like to try it once more,
339
00:13:03,882 --> 00:13:06,051
only this time faster and brighter.
340
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,786
LUCY: Faster and brighter.
Yes, sir.
341
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:08,654
Hiya, Ross.
342
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:09,521
Oh, hello, Ricky.
343
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:10,823
Hiya, Lucy.
344
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,558
I want to see how that...
345
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,726
Hi.
346
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,895
And what, may I ask, are you doing
here?
347
00:13:16,895 --> 00:13:18,630
Well, she's going to do the
commercial.
348
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,365
She's going to do the commercial?
349
00:13:20,365 --> 00:13:21,233
Yeah.
350
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,534
What did you do
351
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:25,571
to the girl that was supposed to be
here?
352
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:26,872
Now, Lucy, I told you
353
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,041
you couldn't do the commercial.
354
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,776
Now, what's the big idea?
355
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,945
Lucy, what have you got to say for
yourself?
356
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,114
Hello, friends, I'm your
Vitameatavegamin girl.
357
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,415
Are you tired, run down, listless?
358
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:37,716
Never mind, never mind.
359
00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,451
Do you poop out at parties?
360
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,319
Never mind that.
361
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,090
Now, come on, you're going home.
362
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:47,259
Now, wait a minute, Ricky, it's too
late to get anybody else.
363
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,560
Besides, she's pretty good.
364
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,862
Oh, sure, sure.
365
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,597
No, I mean it, listen to her.
366
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,765
You go ahead, Miss MacGillicuddy.
367
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:02,007
Yeah, go ahead, Miss MacGillicuddy.
368
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,514
Hello, friends, I'm your
Vitameatavegamin girl.
369
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,682
Are you tired, run down, listless?
370
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:11,984
Do you poop out at parties?
371
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,285
Are you unpopular?
372
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,020
The answer to all your problems
373
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,623
is in this little bottle--
Vitameatavegamin.
374
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:18,924
Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains
375
00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:21,527
vitamins, meat, vegetables and
minerals.
376
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,828
Yes, with Vitameatavegamin
377
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,997
you can spoon your way to health.
378
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,599
All you do is take a big
tablespoonful after every meal.
379
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:35,407
It's so tasty, too.
380
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,010
Tastes just like candy.
381
00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:40,612
So why don't you join the thousands
of happy, peppy people
382
00:14:40,612 --> 00:14:41,914
and get a great big bottle
383
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,215
of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow.
384
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:46,685
That's Vita-meata-vegamin.
385
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:47,986
See what I mean?
386
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,023
All right, you can do it tonight.
387
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:54,059
But only because we're in a spot and
it's late, understand?
388
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:54,927
Yes, sir.
389
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:55,794
(hiccup)
390
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,095
Oh.
391
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,698
Pardon me.
392
00:15:00,999 --> 00:15:02,734
You better be good, too.
393
00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,903
I'll go see about that number, Ross.
394
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:06,205
Okay.
395
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:09,241
Now, I'd like to do it once more,
396
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,976
this time from "it's so tasty, too."
397
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,277
It's so tasty, too.
398
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:13,579
That's right.
Yes, sir.
399
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,218
It's so tasty, too.
400
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,121
Just like candy.
401
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,724
You know, this stuff tastes pretty
good
402
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,025
once you get used to it.
403
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:29,628
Yes, I know.
404
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:30,062
Now, would you go ahead, please?
405
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,797
"It's so tasty, too."
406
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:32,664
Oh.
407
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,436
It's so tasty, too.
408
00:15:41,773 --> 00:15:42,641
So...
409
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:45,677
So, uh...
410
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:49,147
I don't know where to start unless I
begin at the beginning.
411
00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:51,316
All right, start at the beginning.
412
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,485
Oh, thank you.
413
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:56,521
Hello, friends, I'm your
Vitameatavegamin girl.
414
00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:58,690
Are you tired, run down, listless?
415
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,425
Do you poop out at parties?
416
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:01,293
Are you unpopular?
417
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,462
The answer to all your problems
418
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:06,064
is in this bittle lottle...
uh, little bottle.
419
00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:10,402
Uh...
420
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,571
Vitameatavegamin...
421
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,342
Vitameatavegamin contains
422
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:21,680
vitamins, meats, vegetables and
minerals.
423
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,018
Uh, yes, with Vitameatavegamin
424
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,620
you can spoon your way to health.
425
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:33,392
All you have to do is take a big
tablespoonful after every meal.
426
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,067
It's so tasty, too.
427
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:45,103
Tastes like candy... honest.
428
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:46,838
(laughs)
429
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,080
So why don't you join
430
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,683
the thousands of happy, peppy people
431
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,719
and get a great big bottle of
Mitameatamigamin?
432
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,924
Remember that name--
433
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:08,527
Mitavatameatymat.
434
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:16,768
Miss MacGillicuddy...
435
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:17,636
Hmm?
436
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:18,937
Are you feeling all right?
437
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:22,407
Oh, I feel fine, but it's awful hot
in here.
438
00:17:22,407 --> 00:17:24,142
It must be the lights.
439
00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:25,444
Hey, Ross?
Yeah.
440
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:28,046
The audio man wants to get a level on
her voice.
441
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:30,649
Oh.
442
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:36,288
Miss MacGillicuddy?
443
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,589
Huh?
444
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,890
Do you mind doing it
445
00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,625
just once more, please?
446
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:43,228
Oh, no, sir, it would be perfectly
all right.
447
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,397
Thank you. Okay in the control room?
448
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,566
MAN: Yeah, go ahead.
449
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,735
Now, we're going to time it this
time.
450
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,602
You ready?
451
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:53,205
Go!
452
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:01,012
You know, you're awfully nice.
453
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:06,218
Thank you.
454
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,953
Would you go ahead, please?
455
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:14,893
Well, I'm your Vitaveatavigyvat girl.
456
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:20,966
Are you tired, run down, listless?
457
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:24,002
Do you pop out at parties?
458
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,942
Are you unpoopular?
459
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,280
Well, are you?
460
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:42,654
The answer to all your problems is in
this little old bottle.
461
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,727
Vitameatavegamin.
462
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,631
That's it.
463
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,667
Vitameatavegamin contains
464
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:59,571
vitamins and meat and megetables and
vinerals.
465
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,342
(hiccup)
466
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:09,548
So why don't you join
467
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:12,150
the thousands of happy, peppy people
468
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,319
and get a great big bottle of, uh...
469
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:18,223
Vitaveatyvee...
meeny, miny, moe.
470
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,862
I tell you what you have to do.
471
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:27,766
You have to take a whole
tablespoonful after every meal.
472
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:56,828
It's so tasty, too.
473
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,672
It's just like candy.
474
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:13,311
So everybody get a bottle of...
475
00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,613
this stuff.
476
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,457
Miss MacGillicuddy?
477
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,493
Hmm?
478
00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:29,794
Are you all right?
479
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:33,265
Oh, I feel fine, but you know, it's
hot in here.
480
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,602
Well, do you think
481
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,205
you'll be able to go on with the
show?
482
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,506
Well, do you?
483
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:43,241
What?
484
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,410
Joe!
485
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,013
I think you'd better take a little
rest until show time.
486
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,615
LUCY: Yeah, boy, it sure is hot in
here.
487
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:52,784
Joe, would you take Miss
MacGillicuddy
488
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,085
to one of the dressing rooms
489
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:55,820
and let her rest until show time?
490
00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,122
Oh, sure.
491
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:58,857
Come on, Miss MacGillicuddy.
492
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,459
Joe, is it hot in here to you?
493
00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:05,797
Pardon me.
494
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,098
Thank you.
495
00:21:07,098 --> 00:21:08,400
You're very nice.
496
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,569
You've been a perfect gememan.
497
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,436
Come on, Joe.
498
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,075
Hey, Ross?
Yeah.
499
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,244
Where's that girl that's supposed to
do the commercial?
500
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:20,111
I can't find her.
501
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:20,979
She's taking a nap in one of
502
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:22,280
the dressing rooms No, she's not.
503
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,582
I looked in the dressing room.
504
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,883
Well, find her, and get Ricky out
here.
505
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,184
We're on the air in 15 seconds.
506
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:29,220
Okay, stand by, everybody, 15
seconds!
507
00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:30,956
Hey, Ricky, you're on!
508
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:32,257
Ricky!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
509
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,124
Come on, 15 seconds.
510
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:33,992
All right, all right.
511
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,727
MAN: A little further back, Ricky.
512
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,028
Further back, all right.
513
00:21:37,028 --> 00:21:38,763
Little more.
That's it.
514
00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:40,065
Stand by, everybody!
515
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:43,535
(band plays fanfare)
516
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,704
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
517
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:48,306
and welcome to Your Saturday Night
Varieties.
518
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:51,776
My name is Ricky Ricardo, I'm your
host for this evening.
519
00:21:51,776 --> 00:21:53,078
We have some wonderful acts,
520
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,680
and I think we're all going to have a
lot of fun.
521
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,849
So, if we may, we'd like to start
things off
522
00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:58,717
with a little music.
523
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,018
Mr. Hatch, if you please?
524
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:03,922
(band plays introduction)
525
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:06,091
Hey, hey, ole, ole, ole.
526
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,826
Viva espana.
527
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:22,140
(singing in Spanish)
528
00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:02,047
Hey, boys, let's go.
529
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:11,156
(band continues playing)
530
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:17,228
(Ricky resumes singing)
531
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,844
Dire la capa con...
532
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:40,218
Con gesto altivo...
533
00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:43,254
Y descubriendo...
534
00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:44,556
Hi, Fred.
535
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,725
Hi, Ethel.
536
00:23:46,725 --> 00:23:49,094
Hi! Hi!
537
00:23:49,094 --> 00:23:50,195
Hello.
538
00:23:50,195 --> 00:23:52,797
Pisa morena...
539
00:23:52,797 --> 00:23:55,400
Morena.
540
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,135
Pisa con garbo...
541
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:58,002
Con garbo...
542
00:23:58,002 --> 00:23:59,304
De voy a hacer...
543
00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:03,641
(singing nonsense, off-key)
544
00:24:03,641 --> 00:24:05,376
De mi capote...
545
00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:07,112
Y alla pisa...
546
00:24:07,545 --> 00:24:08,847
(singing nonsense)
547
00:24:10,148 --> 00:24:11,449
Ole, ole!
548
00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:13,618
Ole! Ole! Ole!
549
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:14,486
Ole! Ole!
550
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,257
Very funny.
551
00:24:19,257 --> 00:24:22,293
Hello, friends, I'm your
Vitaveatyvigyvat girl.
552
00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:25,764
Are you tired, run down and listless?
553
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:35,306
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
554
00:24:40,945 --> 00:24:43,982
The part of the director was played
by Ross Elliot.
555
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:46,584
Joe was played by Jerry Housner.
556
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,369
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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