Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,275 --> 00:00:13,146
(theme music playing)
2
00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:47,914
(whistling)
3
00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:48,915
Oops!
4
00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:50,417
Guess who it is.
5
00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,419
Bill?
6
00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:53,920
Sam?
7
00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:54,921
Pat?
8
00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:56,423
No!
9
00:00:56,423 --> 00:00:57,924
Pedro.
10
00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,426
Pablo.
11
00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,927
Jose.
12
00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:01,928
No, it's me.
13
00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,931
Oh, yes, of course, um...
14
00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,934
Very, very funny.
15
00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:08,935
Hi.
16
00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:09,936
Hi.
17
00:01:09,936 --> 00:01:11,438
Hey, company for dinner?
18
00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:12,439
Uh-huh.
19
00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:13,940
Who is it?
20
00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,443
How do you like the new water
glasses, Ricky?
21
00:01:16,443 --> 00:01:17,944
Who's coming for dinner, Lucy?
22
00:01:17,944 --> 00:01:20,947
Doesn't the table look beautiful
tonight?
23
00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,949
Lucy, who is it?
24
00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,451
Some people.
25
00:01:26,453 --> 00:01:28,955
Lucy...
26
00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,958
Whom is coming here for dinner
tonight?
27
00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:36,963
Whom, you mean, besides meem and
youm?
28
00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:40,467
Never mind that.
What are their names?
29
00:01:40,467 --> 00:01:41,468
Fred and Ethel Mertz.
30
00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:42,969
Wait a minute.
31
00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,971
I thought you said Fred and Ethel had
a big fight
32
00:01:45,472 --> 00:01:46,973
and they were mad at each other.
33
00:01:46,973 --> 00:01:47,974
They are.
34
00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:48,975
I thought you said
35
00:01:48,975 --> 00:01:50,477
they weren't speaking to each other.
36
00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:51,978
They aren't.
37
00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,480
And that he was staying at the Y.
38
00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:54,981
He is.
39
00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,983
And she won't let him in the house.
40
00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:57,984
She won't.
41
00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:00,987
Well, if they are
42
00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:03,990
and they aren't and he is and she
won't-- how come?
43
00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,494
Well, I thought...
44
00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:10,997
Lucy Esmeralda Macgillicuddy
45
00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:11,998
Ricardo.
46
00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:13,500
Yes?
47
00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:15,001
I thought we had an understanding
48
00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:17,003
that you were not going to mess
around
49
00:02:17,003 --> 00:02:18,004
in other people's affairs.
50
00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:19,506
But, Ricky...
51
00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:22,008
Lucy, sometimes I think that you
don't have
52
00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,010
anything inside your head.
53
00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,012
Now, come on.
Let me see.
54
00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:30,517
Hey, that picture on the wall is
crooked.
55
00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,519
Oh, stop.
56
00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,522
Now, Ricky, I can't stand seeing them
apart like this.
57
00:02:36,022 --> 00:02:38,525
I heard Ethel downstairs crying all
morning.
58
00:02:38,525 --> 00:02:41,027
I'll bet Fred's eating his heart out
too.
59
00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:42,028
Hah!
60
00:02:42,028 --> 00:02:43,530
What do you mean, hah?
61
00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,032
How would you like to be separated
from me
62
00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:47,534
for three whole days.
63
00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:48,535
Ah!
64
00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,537
Oh... Now really, Ricky, it's up to
us
65
00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,539
to get Fred and Ethel back together
again.
66
00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:53,540
Say you'll help me.
67
00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,541
Well, it would be nice.
68
00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,542
Yeah.
69
00:02:55,542 --> 00:02:57,043
And I guess
70
00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,045
after you've gone through all this
trouble
71
00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,548
and this far that the cast is dead.
72
00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:03,550
"The cast is dead"?
73
00:03:03,550 --> 00:03:04,551
Yeah, you know...
74
00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,052
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
75
00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:08,054
The die is cast.
76
00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,060
That's what I said.
77
00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,062
Oh, fine.
78
00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,063
Now, tell me, Dorothea Dix
79
00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,065
if they are not speaking to each
other
80
00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,067
how did you get them to come here for
dinner?
81
00:03:21,067 --> 00:03:23,570
Neither one knows that the other one
is coming.
82
00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:27,073
Oh, that should be interesting.
83
00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,074
ETHEL: Yoo-hoo.
84
00:03:28,074 --> 00:03:29,576
There's one of the lovebirds now.
85
00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,077
Yeah, before the evening is over
86
00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:33,079
there'll be feathers flying all over
the place.
87
00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:33,580
Oh, now, stop.
88
00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,581
Hi, Lucy.
89
00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:35,582
Hi, Ethel.
90
00:03:35,582 --> 00:03:37,083
Hi, Ricky.
Hello, Ethel.
91
00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:38,585
Let me take your coat, honey.
92
00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,086
Thanks.
Here, I'll take it, dear.
93
00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,087
Gee, you look beautiful.
94
00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,589
It was nice of you to ask me to
dinner.
95
00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:44,591
I almost didn't make it.
I just got home.
96
00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,593
I've been so busy socially, you know
97
00:03:46,593 --> 00:03:47,594
dancing every night
98
00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:50,096
luncheons and teas every afternoon.
99
00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:51,097
Oh, really?
100
00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,599
Oh, yes.
101
00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:57,103
I've been having a wonderful time.
102
00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:00,106
Oh, bread.
103
00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,110
I haven't eaten since he left.
104
00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,112
Oh, really?
105
00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:08,114
Gee, you sure must miss him.
106
00:04:08,615 --> 00:04:09,616
I do not.
107
00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:12,118
He didn't leave me any money, the big
fat slob.
108
00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,123
Well, we'll eat right away, dear.
109
00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:18,625
Good.
110
00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,127
Oh, four places, is someone else
coming?
111
00:04:21,127 --> 00:04:22,629
Well, I-I didn't tell you, Ethel
112
00:04:23,129 --> 00:04:25,632
but I've invited a fascinating man
for you.
113
00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:26,633
He's a real dream.
114
00:04:26,633 --> 00:04:28,635
Oh, Lucy, you shouldn't have done
that.
115
00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:32,138
After all, I'm still a married woman.
116
00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,139
What's he like?
117
00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:35,642
I'm not going to tell you.
118
00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:37,143
I want you to be surprised.
119
00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:38,645
She will be.
120
00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,146
Oh, this is exciting.
121
00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,648
I better go powder my nose.
122
00:04:42,148 --> 00:04:43,149
He's a real dream, huh?
123
00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,150
Uh-huh.
124
00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,653
Can I put on some of your good
perfume?
125
00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:47,654
Sure.
126
00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,158
Well, you really cooked one up this
time.
127
00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:53,159
Now, don't worry.
128
00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,161
Everything's going to be all right.
129
00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:56,162
You know what'll happen?
130
00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:57,664
Yeah, they'll kill each other
131
00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:59,165
right in front of our eyes.
132
00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,667
They will not.
133
00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,168
(doorbell buzzes)
134
00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:05,171
That must be the other lovebird now.
135
00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,173
Hi, Rick.
136
00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,174
Hello, Fred.
How are you?
137
00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:09,676
Gee, I'm glad to see you.
138
00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:10,677
We sure miss you around here.
139
00:05:11,177 --> 00:05:12,178
How's everything down at the Y?
140
00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:13,179
Oh, fine, fine, thanks.
141
00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,180
Hi, Lucy.
142
00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:15,181
Hi, Fred.
143
00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,683
I brought you something.
144
00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,684
Oh, thank you.
145
00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:19,185
You're welcome.
146
00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:20,687
I was going to call up and say hello
147
00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:22,188
but I've really been having a time.
148
00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,189
Really?
Yeah.
149
00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:24,691
You really been living it up, eh?
150
00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:26,693
Have I? Rick, I'm a free man again.
151
00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:28,695
You wouldn't believe the things I
been doing.
152
00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,196
What have you been doing?
153
00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,198
Everything I did before I was
married.
154
00:05:32,198 --> 00:05:33,199
No kidding?
155
00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:39,706
Yeah, handball, basketball,
badminton, squash...
156
00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,207
I'm pooped.
157
00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,710
Gee, when do we eat?
158
00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:46,212
I-I've been living on peanut butter
sandwiches.
159
00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,715
Oh, are you expecting somebody else?
160
00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:51,217
Well, um, yes, Fred.
161
00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,219
I-I-I took the liberty
162
00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,221
of inviting a nice young lady
163
00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,223
to be your dinner companion.
164
00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:58,224
A young lady?
165
00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,226
Yeah, a cute young chick.
166
00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:02,228
Oh.
167
00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,230
Well, bring her on.
168
00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:05,732
Ho, ho, ho.
169
00:06:05,732 --> 00:06:06,733
A young chick, huh?
170
00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:07,734
(whistling)
171
00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:08,735
Am I ready.
172
00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,237
LUCY: Yoo-hoo, he's here.
173
00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:12,739
Come on out now.
174
00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:15,742
(giggling)
175
00:06:19,746 --> 00:06:21,247
What are you doing here?
176
00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:24,250
What are you doing here?
177
00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,753
Lucy, is that my date?
178
00:06:28,254 --> 00:06:30,256
He's no dream; he's a nightmare.
179
00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,260
Is that your idea of a cute young
chick?
180
00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:38,264
You'll never shop for my poultry.
181
00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:41,267
Aw, now come on.
182
00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:42,769
As long as we're all here
183
00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,270
why don't we sit down and eat?
184
00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:45,772
Yeah, come on, Ethel.
185
00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,274
No, thanks, I just lost my appetite.
186
00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:49,776
Me too.
I'm leaving.
187
00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:50,777
Where's my coat?
188
00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,779
Where's my coat?
189
00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:56,282
Well, all right, Ricky, get their
coats.
190
00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:57,283
Okay.
191
00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,293
Here you are, Fred.
192
00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,294
Well, thanks.
193
00:07:08,294 --> 00:07:09,295
Here you are, Ethel.
194
00:07:09,796 --> 00:07:10,797
Thank you.
195
00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:23,810
Well, as long as she's leaving
196
00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:26,813
I guess I could stay and help you eat
that food.
197
00:07:31,317 --> 00:07:32,819
You're not letting him stay
198
00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,822
and do you out of this beautiful
roast beef
199
00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:36,823
are you, Ethel?
200
00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:37,824
Um, no, why should I?
201
00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,826
Good. Let's everybody sit down.
202
00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,828
That a girl.
Give me that coat.
203
00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:44,330
Yeah, Fred, you sit over here by me.
204
00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:45,832
Well, thanks.
205
00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,336
Uh, you two don't mind sharing the
piano bench, do you?
206
00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,851
Now, let's see here.
207
00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:12,358
How's that, Ethel?
208
00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:13,860
Not too much fat is there?
209
00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,362
There certainly is.
210
00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,364
LUCY: He means the meat.
211
00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:21,367
Oh, oh, no, the meat looks fine.
212
00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:23,870
Oh, thanks.
Here you are, Ethel.
213
00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,371
Thank you.
214
00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,372
Here you are, Fred.
215
00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:27,874
Thank you.
216
00:08:28,374 --> 00:08:29,375
Ah, potatoes.
217
00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,378
Nice and hot too.
218
00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:33,379
And beans.
219
00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,381
LUCY: No potatoes, Ricky?
220
00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:36,883
No, I'm strictly a meat man.
221
00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,384
What about you, Fred?
222
00:08:38,384 --> 00:08:39,385
Thank you, Lucy.
Thank you.
223
00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,887
Okay, string beans?
224
00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:41,888
If it weren't for you
225
00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,890
I wouldn't get anything to eat.
226
00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,892
Oh, here you are, Ethel.
227
00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:46,893
Thank you.
228
00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:48,394
Want some gravy, Ricky?
229
00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,396
Yeah, a little bit, please.
230
00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:51,397
Oh, on your meat?
231
00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:52,899
Yeah, right on the meat.
232
00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,901
I love gravy.
That's it.
233
00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:55,902
I love gravy.
234
00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:56,903
Yeah?
235
00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,407
Yes, I love gravy.
236
00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:05,912
There, Lucy.
237
00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:06,913
Thank you.
238
00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:08,414
You're welcome.
239
00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:10,416
There, now has everybody got
everything?
240
00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:11,417
Yep.
Yeah.
241
00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,419
So...
242
00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:15,922
RICKY: This sure looks good.
243
00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,424
LUCY: I've never been so hungry.
244
00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,432
Oh!
245
00:09:26,432 --> 00:09:27,934
Oh!
246
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,435
Oh!
247
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:30,937
Ethel, what happened?
248
00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,940
He pushed me off the bench, that's
what happened.
249
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:34,941
I did not. She fell off.
250
00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,442
Oh, that does it.
251
00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,946
Roast beef or no roast beef, I'm
leaving.
252
00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:40,947
Don't bother, I'll go.
253
00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:42,949
Oh, you don't have to go...
254
00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:44,450
Ethel, Ethel, please.
255
00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,452
Ricky, I guess this was a bad idea of
mine.
256
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:47,453
Let's get their coats.
257
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:49,455
All right.
258
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,463
Here you are, Fred.
259
00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,465
Thanks.
260
00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:00,466
Here you are, Ethel.
261
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:01,968
Thanks.
262
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:03,970
Oh, oh!
263
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,972
Why you...
264
00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:07,974
What's going on here?
265
00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:13,980
Lucy, let me out of here.
266
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,481
Untie this coat.
267
00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,483
Not until you kiss and make up.
268
00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,985
I'll never speak to him again
269
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,486
after the things he said to me.
270
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,488
What about the things you said to me?
271
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,991
She said my mother looks like a
weasel.
272
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:27,994
Apologize, Ethel.
273
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:28,995
No.
274
00:10:29,495 --> 00:10:30,496
Oh, come on, Ethel.
275
00:10:30,496 --> 00:10:32,498
Tell him you're sorry.
276
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:33,499
Well, I'm sorry
277
00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,502
your mother looks like a weasel.
278
00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,007
Now, Ethel...
279
00:10:41,507 --> 00:10:44,010
Well, he should have more
consideration.
280
00:10:44,010 --> 00:10:47,013
After all, I gave him the best years
of my life.
281
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,015
Were those the best?
282
00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:53,469
All right, all right, now you're
even.
283
00:10:53,469 --> 00:10:55,971
Now, what are your terms for making
up, Ethel?
284
00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:58,474
Well, let him apologize.
285
00:10:58,474 --> 00:10:59,475
He started it.
286
00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:00,476
I did not.
287
00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:01,477
ETHEL: You did too.
288
00:11:01,477 --> 00:11:02,978
I did not! I never...
289
00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:05,481
All right! All right. It doesn't
matter who started it.
290
00:11:05,481 --> 00:11:06,982
What matters is how it got started.
291
00:11:07,483 --> 00:11:08,484
What was it all about?
292
00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:09,985
Well...
293
00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:12,988
Uh...
294
00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:15,491
I was, uh, uh...
295
00:11:15,991 --> 00:11:19,995
He said, uh...
296
00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:21,497
I forget.
297
00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,498
So do I.
298
00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:24,500
You see, you can't even remember.
299
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,002
Well, it wasn't how it started.
300
00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:29,505
It was the things we said afterward.
301
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:31,507
I'm sorry, Fred.
302
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,509
I apologize, honey bun.
303
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,511
Sweetie pie.
304
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,513
Baby doll.
305
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:40,015
Sugar lips.
306
00:11:41,517 --> 00:11:44,520
You know, this is pretty sickening.
307
00:11:47,022 --> 00:11:50,025
I liked them better when they were
mad.
308
00:11:50,025 --> 00:11:51,527
Let's get back to the dinner.
309
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,028
Now we can eat.
310
00:11:53,028 --> 00:11:55,030
Dinner is getting cold.
311
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:57,533
Doesn't that food look great?
312
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:59,034
(all talking at once)
313
00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:01,036
Aren't quarrels silly?
314
00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,038
RICKY: They sure are, honey.
315
00:12:03,038 --> 00:12:05,541
When's the last time we had a fight,
Ricky?
316
00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:07,042
Gosh, I don't remember, dear.
317
00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:08,043
Neither do I.
318
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:10,045
See, why don't you two be like us?
319
00:12:10,045 --> 00:12:11,547
That's a good idea.
320
00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,048
I'll dye my hair red
321
00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:15,050
and Fred can speak with an accent.
322
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:16,552
Well, if I remember correctly
323
00:12:17,052 --> 00:12:18,053
you two had your spats.
324
00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:19,054
Well...
325
00:12:19,054 --> 00:12:20,556
Ricky only got to go to the fights
326
00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:22,057
with me last month
327
00:12:22,057 --> 00:12:24,059
because you weren't speaking to each
other.
328
00:12:24,059 --> 00:12:25,060
RICKY: Oh, yeah.
329
00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,062
But it didn't last long.
330
00:12:27,062 --> 00:12:29,565
No, I gave in and put an end to it.
331
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:32,067
Yeah, you want some more gravy,
Ethel?
332
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,569
What'd you say, Ricky?
333
00:12:33,569 --> 00:12:34,570
You put an end to it?
334
00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:36,572
I was the one who gave in.
335
00:12:36,572 --> 00:12:38,073
Oh, pardon me, honey, but, uh
336
00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,576
I was the one that called the whole
thing off, remember?
337
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,580
You? I went all the way down to your
club to apologize--
338
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:45,581
remember?
339
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:47,583
Well, honey, that was after--
340
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:50,085
you went down all the way to the club
and apologized--
341
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,087
after I sent you a dozen roses
342
00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:54,590
with a card saying that I was wrong,
remember?
343
00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,592
Before, darling.
344
00:12:57,092 --> 00:12:59,094
After, baby.
345
00:12:59,094 --> 00:13:01,597
Before, dear.
346
00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:04,099
After, sweetheart.
347
00:13:04,099 --> 00:13:05,100
Before.
348
00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,602
After.
349
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,604
Before.
350
00:13:08,604 --> 00:13:10,105
It's your serve.
351
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:15,611
After!
352
00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:18,614
I remember how tough it was
353
00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,115
to-to-to-to write that card
354
00:13:20,115 --> 00:13:22,117
saying that I was wrong when I was
right.
355
00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:25,120
Oh, you thought that you were right?
356
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,122
I certainly did, and I still do.
357
00:13:27,122 --> 00:13:28,624
Well, it's good to know
358
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,626
that I'm married to a hypocrite.
359
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,127
Hypocrite?
360
00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,631
What's a hypocrite?
361
00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:37,633
A person who says one thing
362
00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:38,634
and means another.
363
00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:39,635
Thanks.
364
00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:41,136
Oh, yeah?
365
00:13:41,136 --> 00:13:42,137
Yeah.
366
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,639
Oh, now, Ricky take it easy.
367
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,140
She can't talk to me that way.
368
00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:46,141
But she's excited.
369
00:13:46,141 --> 00:13:47,142
That's no excuse.
370
00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:49,144
That's plenty 'scuse.
371
00:13:49,144 --> 00:13:52,648
And don't you make fun of my English.
372
00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:55,150
Hmm, that's English.
373
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:58,153
Si, es ingles, yo hablo muy bien, muy
perfectamente.
374
00:13:58,153 --> 00:13:59,154
Usted no me tiene
375
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:00,656
que decir que no hablo bien.
376
00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:04,159
How dare you say that to me.
377
00:14:04,159 --> 00:14:05,661
What did I say?
378
00:14:05,661 --> 00:14:08,664
I don't know, but how dare you!
379
00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:13,168
I'll show you who gives in first in
this family.
380
00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:15,671
Mira que me decia a mi que yo no se
hablar ingles
381
00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:17,172
cuando lo he estudiado perfectamente
382
00:14:17,172 --> 00:14:18,674
en todas las universidades muchisimos
anos.
383
00:14:18,674 --> 00:14:20,175
Yo hablo mejor que toda
384
00:14:20,175 --> 00:14:21,677
la gente que esta sentada en la mesa
aqui.
385
00:14:21,677 --> 00:14:23,679
And whenever you're ready to call me
and apologize
386
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:24,680
you can call me down at the club!
387
00:14:25,180 --> 00:14:27,182
Don't hold your breath!
388
00:14:27,182 --> 00:14:28,183
Ha!
389
00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:31,687
Fred, Fred, we'd better go.
390
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:32,688
Yes, yes...
391
00:14:32,688 --> 00:14:34,690
No, no, no, don't go.
392
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,692
We'll just finish our dinner.
393
00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:39,194
Certainly not going to let him
394
00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:40,696
spoil a dinner for us.
395
00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:44,199
This meat is cooked just the way I
like it
396
00:14:44,199 --> 00:14:47,202
nice and juicy.
397
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,270
Yoo-hoo.
398
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,772
Lucy, where are you?
399
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,774
I'm in the bedroom.
400
00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,780
Good morning.
401
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,782
Morning.
402
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:20,286
Oh...
403
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,787
You've been crying.
404
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,289
I have not.
405
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,292
A rabbit should have such pink eyes.
406
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,294
I'm getting a cold.
407
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,295
Oh.
408
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,298
I gather Ricky didn't come home last
night.
409
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:34,800
You mean that funny-looking Cuban
410
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,802
that used to hang around here?
411
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,306
Yeah, that's the guy I had reference
to.
412
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,808
No, he didn't come home last night
413
00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:45,311
and he didn't call this morning.
414
00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,813
Not that it makes any difference to
me.
415
00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:51,317
Oh, I can see it doesn't matter to
old indifferent you
416
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:52,318
Why don't call him up
417
00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:53,819
and tell him you're sorry?
418
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,321
What? Swallow my pride?
419
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,823
Call him up and go crawling back to
him?
420
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:58,824
Hah!
421
00:15:58,824 --> 00:15:59,825
Well...
422
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,329
Besides, the line was busy.
423
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,831
I thought so.
424
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,333
Call him up again.
425
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,334
I will not.
426
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,335
Why not?
427
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,337
I called him once; now it's his turn.
428
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,838
What if he never calls you?
429
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,341
Then we'll just never see each other
again.
430
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:18,844
Oh, we can't have that.
431
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:19,845
Now, let's see.
432
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,847
I could invite you both to dinner
433
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,349
without telling the other
434
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,851
but that's been done a lot lately.
435
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,855
Yeah, that's a pretty stale bit.
436
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,858
I know, we'll use the old sympathy
routine.
437
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,360
Sympathy routine?
438
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,362
Yeah. You know how families are--
439
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:38,364
no matter what differences they've
had
440
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,367
they always unite in cases of
sickness, accident
441
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:42,868
and terrible tragedy.
442
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:44,870
What are you talking about?
443
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:47,873
I'll call up Ricky and tell him
you've been run over by a bus.
444
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:49,875
Run over by a bus?
445
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:50,876
Yeah.
446
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:52,878
Well, that seems rather drastic.
447
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:54,380
Oh, we'll only pretend.
448
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,881
Oh.
449
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,883
I'll wrap you all up in bandages
450
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,385
and then I'll call him up
451
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,887
and tell him you've had a terrible
accident.
452
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:02,888
That'll bring him back.
453
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:03,889
Well, it might work.
454
00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,391
It can't miss.
455
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,892
Have you got plenty of adhesive tape
456
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,394
and bandages in the house?
457
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:09,895
Well, that all depends.
458
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,397
On what?
459
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:14,400
On what kind of a bus I get hit by,
local or express.
460
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,929
You like the peanut butter sandwiches
461
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,431
they serve here, Rick?
462
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,432
Kind of stick
463
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,934
to the roof of your mouth, don't
they?
464
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,943
Yeah.
465
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:01,947
Oh, just give me a small grape juice.
466
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,450
It's none of my business, Rick, but
this is silly.
467
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,952
Why don't you break down and call
Lucy?
468
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,454
What? And give her the satisfaction
469
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,955
of knowing that I gave in first?
470
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,457
Well, I was just thinking.
471
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:13,959
Besides, the line was busy.
472
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,962
Well, what do you want to do?
473
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,465
Go through life with a sticky upper
plate?
474
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,467
There are other places to eat
475
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:22,968
besides this drugstore, you know.
476
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,470
You know what I mean.
477
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,472
I know all about this business.
478
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,474
Why don't you swallow your pride?
479
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:30,976
I'm having enough trouble with this
sandwich.
480
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:34,480
If only we could think
481
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,982
of a way to bring you two together
482
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,485
without making you make up first.
483
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:41,487
Let's give this a good think.
484
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,488
Yeah.
485
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:48,994
(both slurping)
486
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:54,500
We're very noisy thinkers.
487
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,003
If only the apartment would catch on
fire
488
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,506
and you could rush in and save Lucy.
489
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:02,508
What'd she put in there?
490
00:19:02,508 --> 00:19:05,010
No, I saw it last week on television.
491
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,012
This girl couldn't stand this guy
492
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,014
until he saved her life in a fire.
493
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:12,017
Then she was so grateful, she married
him.
494
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,019
Well, thanks, Fred, that's a swell
idea
495
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,521
but I hardly think
496
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,524
that I will set your apartment
building on fire.
497
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,527
Of course, that's it.
498
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,529
You must be daffy or heavily insured.
499
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,030
Oh, you don't understand.
500
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,033
We just pretend to set the apartment
on fire.
501
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,535
How do you pretend to have a fire?
502
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,537
It's easy.
503
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:35,541
(no dialogue)
504
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,549
That strap tight enough, Lucy?
505
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:44,550
I guess so.
506
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,051
How about this?
A little tighter.
507
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,052
How's that?
Okay.
508
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:48,053
This comfortable?
509
00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,555
Yeah.
510
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,557
Now, put your arm in this sling.
511
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,058
Oh.
512
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,560
There.
513
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,561
Okay.
514
00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,563
That's great.
You look fine.
515
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:01,066
I hope you got the number of the bus
that hit me.
516
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,568
You know
517
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,570
you look like you really were hit.
518
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,572
And dragged nine blocks.
519
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,074
Come on, now, get in bed.
520
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:24,089
Oh, here, I'll help you.
521
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,591
Get your legs up.
522
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:27,593
Want another pillow?
523
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,594
Yeah.
524
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,095
Oh.
525
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,097
How's that?
526
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,599
Okay. Ooh...
I got an itch.
527
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,100
Where?
Right under my arm.
528
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,602
Right back there.
529
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,604
Right there, to the right, to the
right.
530
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:40,105
Over, over, up.
Over?
531
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,607
Ah! Oh!
532
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,611
Thanks.
533
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,114
I got to go before Ricky gets home.
534
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,116
Are you sure he's coming, Ethel?
535
00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,618
I called the club, and they said he
was out
536
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,619
but they'd give him the message.
537
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,621
Well, I hope he hurries.
538
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,122
Are you okay?
539
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:00,125
Okay? I've been in a terrible
accident.
540
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,127
Good luck.
541
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,145
She must be in the bedroom.
542
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,647
Pull that couch out of there.
543
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:22,648
Okay.
544
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,149
Hurry up.
545
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,652
Hurry up.
That ought to do it.
546
00:21:26,652 --> 00:21:28,153
Hook up the fan.
547
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,154
Okay.
548
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:30,656
Here, here's the switch.
549
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,658
Right in here.
I got it.
550
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:33,659
Go ahead.
551
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,662
Think this ought to do it?
552
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,664
Yeah, looks like it.
553
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,666
Help, fire, the building's on fire.
554
00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,668
(siren sounding)
555
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:45,671
Run for your lives!
556
00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,198
Hey, what's going on here?
557
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:15,200
What's going on here?
558
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,702
Ricky, I'm glad you're here.
559
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,704
Lucy's trapped in the bedroom.
560
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,206
Well, I'm going to go in there and
save her.
561
00:22:21,206 --> 00:22:24,710
No, no, the whole place is a solid
wall of flames.
562
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:43,228
I'm going in there no matter what you
say.
563
00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:44,730
Hold him, men, hold him.
564
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,732
Let me go, let me go.
565
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:47,733
(siren)
566
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:50,235
I'm going in there and save my wife.
567
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:52,237
FRED: Stand back.
568
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,740
You'll be burned to a cinder.
569
00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:17,763
I'm going in there, men, let me go.
570
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,265
I'm going in there no matter what
happens.
571
00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:21,767
Careful, everybody
572
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:24,770
the whole building is beginning to
crumble.
573
00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:56,802
I'm going in no matter what happens
to me.
574
00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:59,805
Let me go, let me go, let me go,
fellows.
575
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:01,807
Don't hold me back.
576
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:02,808
Do you think it's time to go in?
577
00:24:03,308 --> 00:24:04,309
Yeah.
All right.
578
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,311
I'm going in there.
Lucy, don't worry.
579
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:07,813
I'm coming in to save you.
580
00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:08,814
Right now. Here we go.
581
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:09,815
Where are you, Lucy?
582
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:11,316
Where are you?
Are you in there?
583
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,317
She's not here.
584
00:24:12,818 --> 00:24:15,320
She's not in there.
585
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,822
Well, how do you like that.
586
00:24:16,822 --> 00:24:18,824
We went through all that trouble
587
00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:20,325
and she wasn't even here.
588
00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:24,496
Gee, honey, now are you sure
589
00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:26,498
those bandages are fake?
590
00:24:26,498 --> 00:24:27,999
Uh, yeah, honey.
591
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,501
Are you sure you're all right?
592
00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:30,502
I'm fine.
593
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:33,004
Here, honey, let me help you.
594
00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:34,005
It's a good thing
595
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,508
the Mertzes had their awning up.
596
00:24:38,009 --> 00:24:41,012
Aw, honey, it was all my fault.
597
00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,014
No, it was my fault, honey.
598
00:24:43,014 --> 00:24:44,516
Weren't we silly?
599
00:24:44,516 --> 00:24:46,518
Yeah, we'll never argue again.
600
00:24:46,518 --> 00:24:48,520
No, baby.
601
00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,524
Are you okay, Lucy?
602
00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:54,025
Yeah, Fred, I'm fine.
603
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:55,026
Sure?
604
00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:56,528
Sure.
605
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:57,529
Oh, thank heavens you're all right.
606
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,030
Why? What's the matter?
607
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:01,032
Well, when I told Ethel the whole gag
was my idea
608
00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,535
she got mad and went home to her
mother.
609
00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:04,536
Oh!
610
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:13,028
(theme music playing)
611
00:26:00,575 --> 00:26:04,579
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
612
00:26:04,579 --> 00:26:07,582
ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
production.
39319
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
