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(music)
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(theme music playing)
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(theme music ending)
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I want a girl
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Just like the girl
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That married dear, old Dad
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(solo): My dear old dad.
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(laughing)
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Oh, that was wonderful!
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We're great.
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Yeah, you even sounded good.
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Thank you.
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You know, a little more practice and
we could do
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singing commercials for television.
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Gee, Ethel, you certainly play the
piano wonderfully.
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Oh, thanks, Lucy.
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Hey, how about "Sweet Sue"?
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Yeah, that has a nice harmony, all
right?
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Da-da da-da-da-da...
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Oh, wait a minute, Ethel.
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It's, uh, it's 2:00 in the morning.
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Well, what about it, honey?
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Yeah, yeah, 2:00's the perfect time
for "Sweet Sue."
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Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's a little late.
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Won't the other tenants complain?
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About what, honey?
About what?
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About all the noise.
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Noise?
Noise?
Noise?
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Huh, we're not making noise; we're
making music.
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Yeah. Let them phone the landlord.
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I'm not home.
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(laughing)
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I always forget that you're the
landlord.
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RICKY: Yeah, come on.
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Besides, what's wrong with good
friends harmonizing a little?
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That's what the world needs more of.
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You're right.
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Oh, it's so wonderful to have
landlords like you two.
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What a break for us to have tenants
like you two.
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Well, okay, okay, "Sweet Sue." Yeah.
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Da-da da-da-da-da...
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Look at this place, Lucy.
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You've taken such good care of it
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we could rent it tomorrow and not
have to change a thing.
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Yeah.
Okay, okay, "Sweet Sue."
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Da-da da-da-da-da...
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Well, you know why, Ethel?
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It was in such wonderful condition
when we moved in.
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Well, all right, all right, girls.
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Now, "Sweet Sue."
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Da-da da-da da-da...
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You're the nicest tenant I ever had.
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And you're certainly
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the nicest landlady I've ever had.
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And this is the most sickening
conversation
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I've ever heard.
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You're so right.
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Oh...
Oh, you two have no sentiment.
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I move that we dedicate the next
number
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to our wonderful friendship.
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All right, to our friendship.
I subscribe to that.
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That's a wonderful idea.
To Ricky and Lucy.
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Here we go.
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Ah, now then.
All right?
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"Sweet Sue"-- ready, go.
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"Sweet Sue." Good, wasn't it?
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Da-da da-da-da-da
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Every star above
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Knows the one I love
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Sweet Sue, just you
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And the moon up high
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Knows the reason why
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Sweet Sue, yes, you
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No one else, it seems, ever shared my
dreams
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And without you, dear, I don't know
what I'd do
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In this heart of mine you live all
the time
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Sweet Sue, that's you
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(solo): Nobody but you.
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Oh, that's all.
It's getting late.
We got to go.
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Yeah, we got to get out of here.
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You got to go?
Oh, no, Ethel.
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Thanks for everything, now.
Oh, honey, no.
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Oh, that's too bad.
Thanks for everything, Rick.
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Well, I'm glad you came up, Fred.
We've enjoyed it.
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See you in the morning.
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Good-bye, Ethel.
You cut that out.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Good night.
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Oh...
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Gee...
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(sighs)
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Aren't they wonderful people?
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Yeah, they sure are a lot of fun,
honey.
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Oh, I had such a good time tonight.
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I want to live in this apartment the
rest of my life.
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Well, honey, I think that you and I
and Fred and Ethel
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are fated to go through life
together.
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Yep.
Hey, look.
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Ethel left her rings here.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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You know, honey, she's absolutely
right.
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People ought to do more singing in
this world.
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That's right, honey.
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(chuckles)
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Yes, sir, they sure should sing--
everybody.
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"Sweet Sue."
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(playing bouncy intro)
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Every star above knows the one I love
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BOTH: Sweet Sue, just you
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And the moon up high knows the reason
why
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Sweet Sue, yes, you
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No one else, it seems, ever shared my
dreams
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And without you, dear, I don't know
what I'd do.
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Ya-da-bum, ba-de-dum, ba-de-dum,
bum-bum.
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(thumping)
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What was that?
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I don't know.
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Come on, let's go.
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In this heart of mine, you l...
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(thumping)
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That sounded like it came from the
Mertz apartment.
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Oh, no, honey, it couldn't be.
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No, I guess not.
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You live all the...
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(thump)
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Time.
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(thump, thump)
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Sweet Sue, it's you.
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(thump)
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(phone rings)
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Hello?
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ETHEL: Hello, Lucy?
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Hi, Ethel, what's you...
what's on your mind?
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What's going on up there, anyway?
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Oh, we're singing "Sweet Sue."
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Want to come up for another chorus?
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Do you know what time it is?
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How do you expect anybody to get to
sleep?
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Why, Ethel, what's the matter?
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You thought it was fine when you were
up here.
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Well, I'm down here now and I think
it's lousy.
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Well, really, Ethel!
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How can you change in such a short
time?
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Good night, Lucy.
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Good night.
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What's the matter with Ethel?
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She must've walked downstairs too
fast and gotten the bends.
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What?
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Well, she's a little grumpy because
we're making noise.
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Well, I thought she...
Well, so did I.
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She'll be over it in the morning.
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All right.
Come on, honey, let's go to bed.
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Da-da da-da-da, da-da, da-da-da...
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94, 95, 96...
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97, 98, 99, 100.
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(sighs)
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(bangs)
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(bangs)
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Oh, no, you don't.
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(bangs)
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(bangs)
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(bangs)
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Now, Ricky...
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All right, all right, we'll
compromise.
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That's a compromise?
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(bangs)
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(rattling)
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Now, what do you want me to do,
freeze to death?
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(phone rings)
A little fresh air isn't going to
hurt you
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you hothouse plant.
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(ringing continues)
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Hello?
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FRED: Will you cut out that racket up
there?
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Fred?
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Yes, Fred!
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How do you expect people to get any
sleep?
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Well, I was only closing the windows.
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What with? A sledgehammer?
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Now listen, Fred...
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Listen, my foot.
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Now, let's have it quiet up there!
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Huh, how do you like that?
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"Let's have it quiet up there!" he
says.
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Some lousy landlords they are.
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Yeah.
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Nerts to the Mertz.
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Yeah.
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Well...
good night, baby.
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Good night, honey.
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(water dripping)
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(dripping continues)
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(dripping continues)
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Oh, no.
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The shower is dripping.
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Yep, sure is.
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Somebody should get up and fix it.
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Yep, somebody should.
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Well?
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Well?
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This isn't getting us anyplace.
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We'll both get up and fix it.
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What?
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That's the only fair way.
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When I count to three, we'll both
jump out of bed.
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All right.
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You ready?
Ready.
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Okay.
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One...
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two...
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three!
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Apparently, we can't trust either of
us.
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Apparently.
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Well, as far as I'm concerned, that
shower can drip all night.
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I just don't care.
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I won't pay any attention to it.
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All right, neither will I.
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All right.
All right.
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(dripping continues)
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(dripping continues)
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(dripping volume increasing)
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I can't stand it anymore!
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I can't stand it, I tell you!
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I can't stand it!
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I can't stand it anymore!
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I can't stand it!
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(banging and shouting)
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What are you doing?
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I can't lock it up!
I can't lock it!
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I'm going to use the wrench.
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(phone rings)
Oh...
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(banging continuing)
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Hello?
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What's going on up there now?!
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Ricky's trying to fix some of your
antique plumbing!
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That's what's going on!
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Oh, no.
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Let me talk to him!
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All right!
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Fred wants to talk to you!
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Just a minute!
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Just a minute!
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(banging continues)
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(water rushing)
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(Ricky shouting)
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Oh, Ricky!
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Ricky, what happened?!
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What happened?!
What happened?!
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Oh...
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Oh...
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The pipe broke, that's what happened!
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Oh, honey, you're all wet.
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Give me that phone! Hello!
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Listen, lunkhead, stop pounding on
those pipes!
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Listen, you old poop
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why don't you put some decent
plumbing in this firetrap?!
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We will, as soon as we get some
decent tenants!
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Yeah? Well, maybe you'd like us to
move.
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That'd suit me fine.
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All right, all right!
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That settles it-- we're moving!
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Good-bye and good riddance!
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Good-bye!
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We're moving!
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Good!
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They're moving.
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Good!
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I wouldn't stay in this crummy
apartment
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with those horrible Mertzes if you
paid me.
269
00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,108
FRED: Hello!
270
00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:08,611
Hello. I'd like to speak to Mrs.
Mertz.
271
00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:12,114
Hello.
272
00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:15,117
Whoever told you you could play the
piano?!
273
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:24,043
(door buzzer)
274
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,048
Good morning.
275
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,062
I hate to bother you, Mrs. Ricardo
276
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,564
but I believe I left my diamond rings
277
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,066
on your piano last night.
278
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,567
Yes, you did, Mrs. Mertz.
279
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:51,070
I'd be very happy to get them for
you.
280
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,071
Oh, don't bother.
281
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:53,572
I'll get them...
282
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,074
if they're still there.
283
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,578
I don't know why you should worry.
284
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:03,082
You can always buy another box of
Cracker Jack.
285
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:09,588
I'll have you know these are real
diamonds.
286
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:10,589
Ha!
287
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,095
Mrs. Ricardo, would you be so kind as
to inform me
288
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,598
just when we are to be deprived of
your charming company?
289
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:20,599
Very shortly.
290
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,101
Good.
291
00:13:22,101 --> 00:13:23,102
Thank you.
292
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,603
My, it'll certainly be nice
293
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,106
getting away from such disagreeable
people.
294
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:29,108
It certainly will.
295
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,612
Would you like to give me the check
296
00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:35,614
for the next five months' rent now?
297
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,616
Of course, I'd be delighted.
298
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:40,119
What do you mean "the next five
months' rent"?
299
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:41,120
Well, if you're leaving
300
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,122
you have to pay off your lease.
301
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,123
Our lease?!
302
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:45,624
Yes, don't you remember?
303
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,627
You begged me on bended knee to give
you a lease
304
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,130
just so that no one else could have
305
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:54,133
this fantastically inexpensive,
lovely apartment.
306
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:57,636
Oh, you mean that one-sided, unfair,
binding contract
307
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,138
that we were forced to sign
308
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:01,640
before you would grant us the
privilege
309
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,642
of moving into this broken-down
hovel?
310
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,644
"Broken-down" is right.
311
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,146
Look at this place.
312
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:10,649
It'll take the next five months' rent
to redecorate.
313
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:12,151
Redecorate?
314
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:13,652
Yes.
315
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:16,155
After we fumigate.
316
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:22,661
You can leave the check in my
mailbox.
317
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:23,662
(door slams)
318
00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:24,663
I...
319
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:25,664
Ooh!
320
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,666
Honey, I don't seem to be able to...
321
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,668
Oh, shut up!
322
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,170
What's the matter with you?
323
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,171
Oh, I'm sorry.
324
00:14:32,671 --> 00:14:34,673
Ethel was just up here and she made
me so darn mad!
325
00:14:34,673 --> 00:14:36,175
What now?
326
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:39,178
She says she...
they're going to hold us to our
lease.
327
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,180
We have to give them five months'
rent
328
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,181
before we can leave!
329
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,682
I guess we're stuck here.
330
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:48,187
Well, now that, uh...
that all depends.
331
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,688
On what?
332
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,191
On whether we can, uh, break the
lease or not.
333
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,193
Do you think we can?
334
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,695
Mm... could be.
335
00:14:56,695 --> 00:14:58,697
What's on your mind?
336
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:03,702
We are going to become the two most
unpleasant, disagreeable
337
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:06,205
nasty people in the whole world.
338
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:08,207
But how?
339
00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:10,709
We'll force ourselves.
340
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:11,710
Oh, boy.
341
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,212
Let's see, now.
342
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,714
What can we think of that'll make
them kick us out?
343
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,721
Nah...
344
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:23,722
Think nastier.
345
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,224
We'll get it.
346
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,056
Hiya, honey.
347
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,557
Hi!
348
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,560
How's my little lease-breaker doing?
349
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,562
Just fine.
350
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:05,064
Ha, ha! That's good.
351
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,066
How'd things go at rehearsal?
352
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,068
Oh, pretty good, honey.
353
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,571
(door slams)
354
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,574
Look.
355
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,076
(whirs)
356
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,077
What's that?
357
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:20,579
A riveter's hammer. Watch.
358
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:24,083
(clattering loudly)
359
00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:30,589
(laughing)
360
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,091
Hey, that's very good.
361
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,092
That's very good.
362
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,594
I'm surprised they haven't moved out.
363
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,096
Yeah?
I have quite a schedule.
364
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,598
Oh, it's time to make another call to
Ethel.
365
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,100
Let me, let me, let me do this.
366
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,601
(whirring loudly)
367
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:46,105
(clattering loudly)
368
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,107
(hammer bit falls out)
369
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,608
Hey!
What happened?
370
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:51,110
Shh-- get this.
Yeah?
371
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,612
Hello, this is the Ajax Salvage
Company.
372
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,114
We buy old glass.
373
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,116
I understand you have some rings
374
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:59,618
that you're interested in selling.
375
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,621
(whirring loudly)
376
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,128
Oh, she's furious!
377
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,629
Oh, am I glad I'm on your side!
378
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:12,631
(both laughing)
379
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,133
We'll break that lease yet.
380
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,135
Now, remember, when you come home
tonight
381
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,136
make a lot of noise.
382
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:18,137
Oh, that reminds me.
383
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,139
I won't be home till late tonight,
honey.
384
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,140
Why?
Well, we have to rehearse
385
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,142
for a couple of hours after the club
closes.
386
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,145
Ricky, why don't you have the
rehearsal here?
387
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,646
Honey, are you crazy?
388
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:28,647
I got a 16-piece band.
389
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,649
I'll blow the roof off the joint.
390
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,152
Well... doesn't look like rain.
391
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,155
I'll do it.
392
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,156
(laughs)
393
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,157
I'll do it.
394
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,158
Good.
395
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,330
(playing loud, jazzy Latin number)
396
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:46,832
Yeah! Yeah!
397
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,335
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
398
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,337
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
399
00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:03,348
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
400
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,855
(singing in Spanish)
401
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,865
A cumba, cumba, cumba cumbachero
402
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:21,366
iChero!
403
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,868
A bongo, bongo, bongo, bongosero
404
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:23,869
iBongosero!
405
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,371
(continues singing in Spanish)
406
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:28,373
...Bongosero que se va.
407
00:18:28,373 --> 00:18:36,381
iBongosero que se va!
408
00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:40,886
(cheering and applauding)
409
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:45,891
Oh, that was wonderful!
410
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,894
That's the best number you've done
since midnight.
411
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:49,895
(laughing)
412
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,396
What time is it?
413
00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,398
Uh, 4:30.
414
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:55,400
All right, now let's have a loud one.
415
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,403
A loud one?
Yeah.
416
00:18:58,403 --> 00:18:59,905
All right.
417
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:02,407
Listen, I wonder how Fred and Ethel
are enjoying it.
418
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:03,909
Well, they have a lot of courage.
419
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,911
I haven't heard a peep out of them.
420
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,413
Oh, boy, this is swell.
421
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:09,915
No, isn't it?
422
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,917
Honey, who are all these people?
423
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,418
I don't know, but the more, the
noisier.
424
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,920
Yeah?
425
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,422
All right, we'll dedicate the next
number
426
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:18,924
to Fred and Ethel Mertz.
427
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,425
Great!
All right.
Fred and Ethel Mertz?
428
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:21,927
Yes, our lovely landlords.
429
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:22,928
They won't hear this.
430
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,429
They're still down in the street.
431
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:25,430
Down in the street?
432
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,932
Yes, they have a big sign
433
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,434
that says, "Jam Session Tonight:
Ricky Ricardo in Person"
434
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:30,936
and they're selling tickets.
435
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:33,438
Oh, no!
436
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,439
Oh!
437
00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,941
RICKY: How do you like that?
438
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:36,942
I'm going down there
439
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:38,944
and give them a piece of my mind.
Yeah!
440
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,445
Oh, they're back in their apartment.
441
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,947
It was too cold outside.
442
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:43,949
LUCY: Oh...
They sold us the last tickets.
443
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,451
Oh, they're back in their apartment,
are they?
444
00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,453
Well, we'll dedicate the next number
445
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,955
to Fred and Ethel Mertz--
446
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:53,458
an old Cuban folk dance called "El
Break-o the Lease-o."
447
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:56,962
"El Break-o the Lease-o"?
Yes.
448
00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,464
How does this old Cuban folk dance
go?
449
00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:00,465
Da-dum, da-dum, da-dum
450
00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:01,466
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-dum...
451
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:04,469
Oh, that one!
That one!
452
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:05,971
Everybody!
453
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,974
(band plays "Mexican Hat Dance")
454
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,990
(door buzzing incessantly)
455
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,997
(music continuing)
456
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:45,010
(music stops)
457
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:04,029
(coughing)
458
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,533
Okay...
459
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,035
Okay, you win.
460
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,037
Here's your lease.
461
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,538
Ba da...
ba-da-dah...
462
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:16,541
(band resumes playing "Mexican Hat
Dance")
463
00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:39,815
Is that all, honey?
464
00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:40,816
I think so.
465
00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:42,317
Gee, it'll certainly be good
466
00:21:42,317 --> 00:21:44,820
to get out of this joint, won't it?
467
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,822
Yeah. Did you tell Ethel we were
moving today?
468
00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:49,324
Well, I haven't seen her since she
brought up the lease.
469
00:21:49,324 --> 00:21:50,325
I mailed her a note
470
00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:52,828
telling her to come up and get the
keys today.
471
00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:54,329
What shall I do about this?
472
00:21:54,329 --> 00:21:55,330
What is it?
473
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:57,332
It's a picture of us and Fred and
Ethel
474
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,334
taken in Atlantic City last summer.
475
00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,336
Oh.
476
00:22:01,336 --> 00:22:03,338
We sure had a lot of fun there,
didn't we?
477
00:22:03,338 --> 00:22:04,339
Yeah.
478
00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:06,341
What shall I do, throw it away?
479
00:22:06,341 --> 00:22:08,343
Oh, no, no, I better pack it.
480
00:22:08,343 --> 00:22:09,845
Huh?
481
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:12,848
Well, we can always cut them out with
a scissors.
482
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,852
What are all these things here?
483
00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:19,855
Oh, they're some things I borrowed
from Ethel.
484
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,356
She has a lot of my things, too
485
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:22,858
if she hasn't sold them.
486
00:22:23,358 --> 00:22:26,361
You know, I got a lot of tools that
belong to Fred.
487
00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,363
Some of them we bought together.
488
00:22:28,363 --> 00:22:29,865
What shall I do with those?
489
00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:31,366
I don't know.
490
00:22:31,366 --> 00:22:34,369
Gee, it's amazing we could have been
such good friends
491
00:22:34,870 --> 00:22:36,371
with a couple of stinkers.
492
00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:40,375
Yeah... we sure had a lot of fun in
the last nine years...
493
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,377
until they showed their true colors.
494
00:22:42,377 --> 00:22:43,879
Yeah.
495
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:46,882
Well, that just shows you how sneaky
they are.
496
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:48,383
Yeah.
497
00:22:48,383 --> 00:22:50,886
Yeah.
Here, honey, you want some paper for
that?
498
00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:52,387
(door buzzer)
499
00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:03,899
Come in, come in, please.
500
00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:18,413
All these are yours.
501
00:23:18,413 --> 00:23:20,415
Oh, thanks.
502
00:23:23,919 --> 00:23:25,921
Uh...
503
00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:27,422
These are yours, I guess.
504
00:23:27,422 --> 00:23:28,924
Thanks.
It's all right.
505
00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:30,926
Here's some things of yours
506
00:23:30,926 --> 00:23:33,929
that somehow got into my apartment.
507
00:23:33,929 --> 00:23:35,430
Thanks.
508
00:23:35,430 --> 00:23:37,432
There are some of your things
509
00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:39,434
that I managed to get hold of.
510
00:23:41,436 --> 00:23:42,437
It's all there.
511
00:23:42,437 --> 00:23:44,439
You can count it if you like.
512
00:23:44,439 --> 00:23:48,443
Oh, well, that won't be necessary,
Mrs. Mertz.
513
00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:51,446
(crying): I trust you.
514
00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:55,450
You do?
515
00:23:55,450 --> 00:23:58,453
Uh...
516
00:23:58,453 --> 00:24:00,455
Uh...
517
00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:04,459
Uh...
518
00:24:04,459 --> 00:24:05,961
look, uh, Fred, uh
519
00:24:05,961 --> 00:24:08,463
it doesn't matter to me, you know
520
00:24:08,463 --> 00:24:11,466
but, uh, for some crazy reason or
other
521
00:24:11,466 --> 00:24:13,468
I think Lucy wants to stay.
522
00:24:13,468 --> 00:24:14,970
Don't you, Lucy?
523
00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:18,473
(bawling)
524
00:24:18,473 --> 00:24:20,475
Well, it doesn't matter to me either
525
00:24:20,475 --> 00:24:21,977
but it's, uh, up to Ethel.
526
00:24:21,977 --> 00:24:23,478
What do you say, honey?
527
00:24:23,478 --> 00:24:26,481
(bawling)
528
00:24:30,485 --> 00:24:33,488
(both wailing)
529
00:24:33,488 --> 00:24:35,991
I... (chuckles)
530
00:24:36,491 --> 00:24:37,993
You heard what the girls said.
531
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:39,995
I guess we're staying, eh?
532
00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:40,996
Yeah.
533
00:24:40,996 --> 00:24:43,999
Only-Only this time, I want a long
lease
534
00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:47,002
so that we don't ever get kicked out.
535
00:24:47,002 --> 00:24:49,004
Well...
536
00:24:49,004 --> 00:24:53,008
Fred...
537
00:24:53,008 --> 00:24:55,010
I just happen to have a new lease
538
00:24:55,510 --> 00:24:56,511
already made out.
539
00:24:56,511 --> 00:24:58,013
Oh, how wonderful!
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Let's...
Help me unpack!
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Unpack?!
Yeah! Yeah!
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You're staying!
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(all talking excitedly)
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(theme music playing)
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WGBH access.wgbh.org
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ANNOUNCER: I Love Lucy is a Desilu
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