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Oh...
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Oh, brother, am I beat.
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Well, what a sale, huh?
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Oh, these little piggies
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may never go to market again.
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Wouldn't you know I wouldn't be able
to find anything
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and you got the cutest dress in town.
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Truthfully, Ethel, isn't this
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the biggest bargain you've ever seen?
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Absolutely.
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Oh... course, now it's a question
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of how to get Ricky to let me keep
it.
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Oh, he'll have to let you keep it.
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You got it at a sale; they won't take
it back.
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Yeah, well, that's the gamble I'm
taking.
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I have to get Ricky to say that I can
keep it
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without letting him know that even if
he says I can't keep it,
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I'll have to keep it because the
store
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will make me keep it anyway.
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Well, that ought to confuse him
enough.
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Oh, I guess I'll be able to smooch
him into it.
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Sure.
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Well, I'll just get this out of his
sight
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until I get him good and mellow
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and then I'll spring it on him.
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Well, I guess I'll go down and smooch
Fred
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and see if I can talk him into
letting me keep this.
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So long, Lucy.
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Good-bye, dear.
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Is that you, Ricky?
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Yeah, honey.
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Hello, baby!
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Hi.
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Ho-ho.
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Your cheeks are cold.
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Oh, let me take off your coat, honey.
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Are your feet wet?
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No.
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Well, sit down, darling, you must be
awfully tired.
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Put the tootsies up.
That's a boy.
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There you are.
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Oh, you great, big, handsome husband,
you.
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Mmm...
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Lucy.
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Yes, dear.
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What have you done?
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Nothing, I'm just glad that I have
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the cutest, sweetest, most wonderful
husband
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in the whole wide world.
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Kiss me.
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You have something to tell me.
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What is it?
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Well, I don't think you're ready for
it yet.
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I know!
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You bought something!
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Boy, am I losing my touch.
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How much is it going to cost me?
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How much is it going to cost me?
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Now, Ricky, don't get mad till I show
it to you.
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You've got to agree it's a bargain.
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Isn't it the cutest thing you've ever
seen?
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How much?
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Notice the full skirt and the
sensational neckline?
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How much?
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Isn't it a divine color, Ricky?
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How much?
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Of course, I'll have to shorten it a
little.
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How much?!
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About 2? inches.
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I'll have that done tomorrow.
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Let me see that, let me see that.
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?Este vestidito?
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?Esta cochita tan flaquita?
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?Este pedacito de tela?
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$59.95!
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Y despues de todo eso hay que pagar
tambien,
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plus sales tax!
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Well, that means you like it, doesn't
it?
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Now, Lucy, you don't need that dress.
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You got plenty of clothes.
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No, I haven't.
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I looked in my closet this morning
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and you know what?
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I haven't a thing to wear.
I haven't a thing to wear.
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Well, I haven't.
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Honey, you got a closet full of
clothes.
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Well, all my friends have seen me in
them.
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Well, then get yourself a new set of
friends.
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Very funny.
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Look, honey, I'm not going to pay for
that dress.
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Then I will!
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All right, you pay for it.
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I'm not going to stand here and
argue.
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I got to get dressed to go to the
show.
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She's going to pay for it.
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(chuckles)
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Well, I will!
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I'll show you, I'll get a job!
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Job?
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You?
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Ha!
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I could make money if I wanted to.
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Where are you ever get a job?
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How about using me in your club as a
singer?
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As a dancer?
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Chorus girl?
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Parking cars?
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Oh...
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See you later, honey.
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Ricky!
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Where are you going?
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Going down to the club.
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Well, put some clothes on!
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Well, I'd love to, honey, but, uh, I
haven't a thing to wear.
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Oh...
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Good morning, Lucy.
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Lucy?
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Well, this is a switch.
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Lucy, I haven't got any breakfast.
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It's on the stove.
Get it yourself.
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Now, Lucy...
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Listen, I am no longer the doting
housewife.
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If you are going to send me out into
the world of business
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to earn my own money
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you can just treat me like a fellow
businessman.
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All right, fellow businessman.
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Hey, pardon me,
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will you pass the sugar, mister?
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Any good jobs open, mac?
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Lots of them.
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I just have to take my choice.
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Stenographer.
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Nah.
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Bookkeeper.
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Nah.
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Cook.
No!
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Lady wrestler.
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Hmm...
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Oh, this is terribly unfair.
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What is?
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Well, apparently,
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you can't get a job in this town
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unless you can do something.
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Yeah, how about that?
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Well, good-bye, fellow worker.
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Good-bye.
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Oh, listen, honey, I won't be home
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till late tonight.
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Jerry has me booked in some charity
affair or something.
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Okay.
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I'll see you later, bye.
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Bye.
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Good morning, Lucy.
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Hi.
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Well, how did you make out last
night?
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Did you get to keep the dress?
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I can keep it if I pay for it.
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I'm going to get a job.
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Job? You? Ha!
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Well, you don't have to get nasty
about it.
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There's a lot of things in here that
I can do.
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What, for instance?
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Well, I could be a...
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um...
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Well, I could...
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I could be a baby-sitter.
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Yeah.
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50 cents an hour.
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Oh...
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Gee, it's disgusting the measly wages
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they pay baby-sitters.
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At that rate it would take you
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a year to pay for that dress.
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Look at that-- "Baby-sitter, 50 cents
an hour.
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"Baby-sitter, 50 cents an hour.
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"Baby-sitter, $50 an...
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Five dollars an hour!"
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Oh, that must be a misprint.
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No, it isn't, right there--
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"Baby-sitter, five dollars an hour."
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I'm going to call up and see if
that's right.
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Susquehanna seven...
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Listen, Lucy, if they're willing to
pay
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five dollars an hour for a
baby-sitter,
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there's a catch in it someplace.
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I don't care.
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I wonder what kind of a baby it could
be?
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Listen, for five dollars an hour
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I'll sit with a baby gorilla.
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Hello?
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Hello, I'm calling about your ad in
the paper.
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Five dollars an hour for
baby-sitting,
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is that correct?
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Well, why do you pay so much?
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I mean, what kind of a baby is it?
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A little boy.
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A little boy what?
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I mean, is it human?
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What is it?
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It's all right, it's just a little
boy.
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There's something fishy!
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Yes, yes, yes, you can bring him
around this afternoon.
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The name is Mrs. Ricardo, 623 east
68th street.
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About 2:00?
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Fine.
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All right, good-bye.
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Just think, Ethel, if she leaves him
here
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four hours this afternoon, I'll make
$20.
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If you're still alive.
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Oh, don't be so pessimistic.
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It's just a little boy.
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Now, what do you think
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I better have ready for him when he
gets here?
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A little girl.
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(doorbell buzzes)
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Mrs. Ricardo?
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Mrs. Hudson?
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Yes.
Oh, come in, please.
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Thank you.
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This must be your little boy.
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Yes, this is our little Jimmy.
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Hello, Jimmy, want me to help you off
with your...
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I can take it off myself!
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Uh, what's the matter, Jimmy?
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Don't you like me?
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I like you.
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And we're going to have lots of fun
together today,
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now, aren't we?
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Oh, brother!
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Well, I'll be running along now
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and leave Jimmy with you.
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I'm due at the hairdresser.
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We're going to be in a show this
evening.
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Oh, really?
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Well, it's just an amateur contest
that our club is giving.
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It's for charity...
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I'm hungry!
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Oh, Jimmy, dear, your mother is
talking.
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I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
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Ahh!! Oh...!
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Jimmy!
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Well, I'll leave you two alone
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and I'll be back about 5:00.
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Well, I'm sure we'll be all right.
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Now, Jimmy, you behave.
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Yeah.
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Oh, all these lovely things.
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(clucking tongue)
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Well, good-bye.
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Good-bye.
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Ooh.
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Hey...
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I said I was hungry!
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All right, all right.
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Yeah, cookies and milk in the
kitchen.
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Come on.
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Right over there.
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(no voice)
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Uh, more cookies, Jimmy?
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Yeah.
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Help yourself.
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Here, Elmer, eat that.
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What do you have in there?
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It's my pet frog, Elmer.
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Oh!
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Well, put that thing away.
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How can you carry something like that
around with you?
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Aah, women!
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What's out here?
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Oh, that's the back porch.
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Now, don't go out; you'll fall of.
272
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:17,344
Are you kidding?
273
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,080
No, now, Jimmy, I mean it!
274
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,815
Now, come on, you go in the living
room and you wait for me.
275
00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:22,116
We'll be in...
I'll play games with you.
276
00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,417
Now, go ahead.
277
00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:34,695
Well, here I am.
278
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:35,996
Game time.
279
00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:39,033
Well, I've been waiting for you.
280
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:41,202
What took you so long?
281
00:11:41,202 --> 00:11:44,238
Uh, what game would you like to play?
282
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:45,539
Who wants to play games?
283
00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:46,841
I'm hungry.
284
00:11:46,841 --> 00:11:48,142
Hungry!
285
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,877
How could you possibly be hungry?
286
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,612
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
287
00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,215
Ahh! Oh...!
288
00:11:58,119 --> 00:11:59,854
All right!
289
00:11:59,854 --> 00:12:01,155
I made a mistake!
290
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,022
Okay!
291
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,324
Out here!
292
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:07,228
Over there.
293
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:08,529
Sit down.
294
00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:19,373
Oh, my, look at those dirty hands!
295
00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:21,108
Oh, you go wash your hands.
296
00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,409
I don't want to.
297
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,711
You go into the living room,
298
00:12:23,711 --> 00:12:25,880
into the bathroom and wash your
hands!
299
00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:26,747
Now, go on.
300
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,048
Aw...
301
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:28,916
Aww...
302
00:12:34,555 --> 00:12:36,724
I said go wash your hands!
303
00:12:36,724 --> 00:12:38,459
What for? They're clean!
304
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,194
What kind of a nitwit do you think I
am?
305
00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:42,797
I don't know, what kind are you?
306
00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:46,267
Well, they're clean.
307
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:48,002
I don't know how you did it so fast
308
00:12:48,002 --> 00:12:49,303
but come on.
309
00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:51,906
What's that for?
310
00:12:51,906 --> 00:12:53,641
You said you were hungry!
311
00:12:53,641 --> 00:12:56,243
You already gave me some of those
lousy cookies.
312
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:58,846
Well, I know...
313
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,316
Guess you're having a hard time
getting rid of them, aren't you?
314
00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:04,051
That does it, all right, into the
living room
315
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,786
we'll play games, I'll be in.
316
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:07,955
(huffs)
317
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,643
Well?
318
00:13:31,812 --> 00:13:33,113
Well, what?
319
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,150
Where's my cookies and milk?
320
00:13:36,150 --> 00:13:38,319
You said you didn't want any.
321
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:40,921
You won't give me any cookies and
milk!
322
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,656
I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry!
323
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:45,259
(yells)
324
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:48,295
Do I get my cookies and milk?
325
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,030
Are you sure this time?
326
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,332
Sure, I'm sure!
327
00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:53,500
All right, sit down!
328
00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,513
(doorbell buzzes)
329
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,791
(screams)
(screams)
330
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,394
(crying)
331
00:14:20,394 --> 00:14:22,563
What's the matter, what's the matter?
332
00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:24,298
You scared me.
333
00:14:26,901 --> 00:14:29,503
How did you get out there?
334
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:31,238
I walked out.
335
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,539
But you were...
336
00:15:09,410 --> 00:15:11,145
(screams)
(screams)
337
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:12,446
Quit scaring me!
338
00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:15,049
Now, listen, that's a very funny
trick, that disappearing,
339
00:15:15,049 --> 00:15:16,784
but don't you do it again, see.
340
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:23,724
I thought you said we were going to
play games.
341
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:25,459
All right. What kind of a game do you
want to play?
342
00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:27,628
How about cowboys and Indians?
343
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,532
What?
344
00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:32,833
Cowboys!
345
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:35,002
And Indians!
346
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,171
Why, what a dirty trick!
347
00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:40,207
Why didn't your mother tell me you
were twins?
348
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,243
Because nobody will baby-sit with us
when she does.
349
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,412
Yeah, one of us is bad enough,
350
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,581
but two of us-- mur-der!
351
00:15:47,581 --> 00:15:49,316
You can say that again.
352
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,919
Come on, let's play cowboys and
Indians.
353
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,220
Well, now that I know I'm sane,
354
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,955
I guess can face anything.
355
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,124
We'll be the Indians and you'll be
the cowboy,
356
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,859
and we'll burn you at the stake.
357
00:15:58,859 --> 00:16:00,594
Burn me at the stake?
358
00:16:00,594 --> 00:16:01,895
Yeah.
359
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,064
Oh, no, no, let's find another game.
360
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:11,005
What about "here we go round the
maypole"?
361
00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:12,740
Well, that sounds tame enough.
362
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:14,908
I saw a rope we can use on the back
porch.
363
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:15,776
Be careful, now.
Don't fall off.
364
00:16:15,776 --> 00:16:17,077
Ah...
365
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,379
Ah...
366
00:16:18,379 --> 00:16:20,981
Say, is all this red stuff real?
367
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,716
Well, it should be!
368
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,885
I paid enough for it.
369
00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,186
Here's the rope, Tim.
370
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,656
All right, stand up.
371
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,825
Boy, this is going to be fun.
372
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,560
You hold the middle of the rope
'cause you're the maypole.
373
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,295
Okay.
374
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:39,199
ALL: Here we go round the maypole,
the maypole, the maypole
375
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:43,103
Here we go round the maypole, na, na,
na, na, na, na
376
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,573
Here we go round the maypole, the
maypole, the maypole
377
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:50,044
Here we go round the maypole, na, na,
na, na, na.
378
00:16:56,984 --> 00:16:59,586
(whooping)
379
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,755
We'll start a fire and burn her at
the stake!
380
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,490
Yeah, these papers will burn swell.
381
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,093
Fellas, you're kidding, I hope!
382
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,262
Fellas!
383
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:10,431
Fellas!
384
00:17:10,431 --> 00:17:11,732
Help!
385
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:13,467
Help!
386
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,334
Help!
387
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,503
You gag her, I'll get the stake.
388
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:17,805
Help!
389
00:17:17,805 --> 00:17:19,106
Help!
390
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,407
Help!
391
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:26,480
(muffled screaming)
392
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,950
(whooping)
393
00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:32,553
(muffled cry)
394
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,854
(whooping)
395
00:17:33,854 --> 00:17:36,023
How, me get matches.
396
00:17:36,023 --> 00:17:37,324
(muffled yell)
397
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,059
How, paleface get um hot seat.
398
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,228
(muffled scream)
399
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,529
(phone rings)
400
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,698
(muffled shouting)
401
00:17:44,698 --> 00:17:46,867
Hello.
402
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:49,903
Hello, hello, Jimmy?
Or is it Timmy?
403
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,072
Let me speak to Mrs. Ricardo.
404
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,241
She can't talk now.
405
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,410
(muffled screams)
406
00:17:56,410 --> 00:18:00,747
Timmy, is Mrs. Ricardo on fire?
407
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,085
Not yet.
408
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:08,122
Well, it's a good thing for you she
isn't!
409
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:12,025
You know your father said he would
spank you both
410
00:18:12,025 --> 00:18:15,496
if you burn just one more sitter at
the stake!
411
00:18:15,496 --> 00:18:17,664
Now, you let me talk to her!
412
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,833
Oh, all right.
413
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:22,870
Mom wants to talk to you.
414
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,171
Take the gag out.
415
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:33,280
Hello.
416
00:18:34,148 --> 00:18:35,449
Hello!
417
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:40,220
Oh, well, you found out my little
joke.
418
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:41,955
(Hudson laughing)
419
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,257
(mocking her laughter)
420
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:47,161
Oh, listen, now, I'm all tied up.
421
00:18:47,161 --> 00:18:49,763
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
422
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,498
Uh, I wonder, Mrs. Ricardo
423
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,101
if you would take my place with the
boys
424
00:18:54,101 --> 00:18:56,270
at the amateur contest tonight.
425
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:57,571
What?
426
00:18:57,571 --> 00:19:01,909
If you win, I'll let you keep the
prize money-- $100.
427
00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:03,210
$100?
428
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,511
Well...
429
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,548
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Ricardo.
430
00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:08,849
I don't... I didn't...
431
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,584
Hello? Hello?
432
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,922
Okay, boys, meet the new partner in
your act.
433
00:19:14,922 --> 00:19:17,524
You're going to do the act instead of
Mom?
434
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,693
Yeah, but I have a hunch I'd be
better off
435
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:22,296
if I just let you burn me at the
stake.
436
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:24,898
Untie me!
437
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,802
(applause)
438
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,838
Very, very fine.
439
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,140
Wasn't that fine?
440
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,441
That was little, uh...
441
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,477
uh, Willie May, little Willie May,
442
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:40,514
who played the guitar with her feet.
443
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:43,550
Well, I'll try playing the guitar
with my hands.
444
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,153
She probably does better with her
feet.
445
00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,322
(laughter)
446
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:50,490
Are you ready, girls?
Here we go.
447
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,226
Oh, this is a song, a brand-new
ballad.
448
00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:53,527
It's called
449
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:56,563
"I'm Breaking My Back, Putting Up a
Front For You."
450
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,600
A one, a two...
451
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:05,672
(band plays Latin swing music)
452
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:09,576
I bought a 12-room house, a mountain
lodge
453
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:14,781
A lemon-yellow Cadillac in a blue
garage
454
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:19,553
I'm a-breaking my back putting up a
front for you
455
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:25,192
I bought an aeroplane, it's just for
kicks
456
00:20:25,192 --> 00:20:30,397
Holds twice as many passengers as a
DC-6
457
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:35,602
I'm a-breaking my back putting up a
front for you
458
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:40,374
Oh... say, my heart goes bang, babe
459
00:20:40,374 --> 00:20:44,278
When I look at you, sister, I'm gone
460
00:20:44,278 --> 00:20:47,314
Who... gives a hang, babe
461
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,350
If my bank account is overdrawn?
462
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:54,688
I'm getting pedicures and manicures
463
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:59,459
Just ever since I took a look at that
pan of yours
464
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:03,797
I'm breaking my back putting up a
front for you
465
00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:06,400
Yeah, let's hear it, boys, let's hear
it!
466
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,002
Yep, ah!
467
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:12,472
(playing Latin swing)
468
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:16,810
I own a private train, it's pure gold
leaf
469
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:22,015
On Friday nights I hook it onto the
Super Chief
470
00:21:22,015 --> 00:21:26,787
Breaking my back putting up a front
for you.
471
00:21:26,787 --> 00:21:28,088
Yeah!
472
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:32,426
I got a French valet, a camp-de-aide
473
00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:37,631
A very famous movie star is my
upstairs maid
474
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:41,968
Breaking my back putting up a front
for you.
475
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,704
Oh, you girl!
476
00:21:43,704 --> 00:21:47,607
Oh... say, my heart goes bang, babe
477
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,644
When I look at you, sister, I choke
478
00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:54,548
Who gives a hang, babe?
479
00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:57,584
I'm a Cuban who's got to go broke
480
00:21:57,584 --> 00:22:01,488
I bought a diamond ring worth 20
grand
481
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:06,259
But I would gladly trade it in for a
wedding band
482
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:11,031
I'm a-breaking my back putting up a
front for you
483
00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:13,200
Oh, yes, you...!
484
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:19,706
Oh, breaking my back putting up a
front for you.
485
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,441
Hey!
486
00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,610
(applause)
487
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:30,117
Thank you, thank you.
488
00:22:30,117 --> 00:22:32,719
Thank you very much, ladies and
gentlemen.
489
00:22:33,153 --> 00:22:34,020
And now...
490
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,623
the last contestant of the evening
491
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:37,924
is, uh...
492
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:40,527
Mrs. Hudson and the twins.
493
00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:42,696
Uh, are you ready?
494
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,431
Oh, this is your music?
495
00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,732
Okay.
496
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,901
They are going to do...
497
00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,937
"Ragtime Cowboy Joe."
498
00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:56,143
Here you are, Mr. Rizzo, "Ragtime
Cowboy Joe."
499
00:22:56,143 --> 00:22:57,878
Mrs. Hudson and the twins.
500
00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:59,179
Go ahead.
501
00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:04,384
(playing "Ragtime Cowboy Joe")
502
00:23:11,324 --> 00:23:12,626
(spittoon rings)
503
00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:14,795
(spittoon rings)
504
00:23:16,329 --> 00:23:17,831
(spittoon explodes)
505
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:37,784
ALL: He always sings swinging music
to the cattle
506
00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:41,688
As he swings back and forward in the
saddle
507
00:23:41,688 --> 00:23:46,026
On a horse that you'd think you'd pay
to gait him
508
00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:50,797
And there's such a funny meter to the
roar of his repeater
509
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:54,267
How they run when they hear that
gallant gun
510
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,304
Because the western folks all know
511
00:23:57,304 --> 00:23:59,906
He's a highfalutin, rootin', tootin'
512
00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,641
Son of a gun from Arizona
513
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:05,545
Ragtime cowboy, swing time cowboy
514
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,714
Ragtime cowboy Joe!
515
00:24:07,714 --> 00:24:09,449
(cap guns shooting)
516
00:24:15,522 --> 00:24:16,823
Elmer, you bad frog!
517
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,558
Get back in your box!
518
00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:19,426
Elmer!
519
00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:20,293
What?
520
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,028
Whoa, whoa...
521
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,270
Ricky: Conga, conga!
522
00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,571
Conga, conga, conga...
523
00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:33,306
(band plays conga music)
524
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:51,091
All right, all right!
525
00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:54,127
(applause)
526
00:24:54,127 --> 00:24:55,862
(cheering)
527
00:24:56,296 --> 00:25:04,104
(applause)
528
00:25:04,104 --> 00:25:05,839
Okay, I guess...
529
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,008
I guess there's no doubt about it.
530
00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:11,478
The winners of our $100 cash prize--
531
00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:13,213
Mrs. Hudson and the twins.
532
00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:15,382
Here you are Mrs. Hudson, $100.
533
00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:16,249
Thank you, Mr. Ricardo.
534
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:17,117
You're welcome.
535
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,322
Lucy!
536
00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:25,792
(applause)
537
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:40,540
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538
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:34,327
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