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Ha, ha, that's it, partner.
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Game and rubber.
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How do you like that, Ricky?
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We didn't take a single trick.
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Yeah. Fortunately, you only bid six
spades-- double.
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Oh...
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When I was leading diamonds and you
didn't have any diamonds,
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why didn't you play trumps?
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I didn't have any trumps.
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I thought you knew that.
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Why do you think I was kicking you
under the table?
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You didn't kick me.
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Well, then, who did I kick?
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Is there any liniment in the house?
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Oh, Fred, I'm sorry.
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I didn't know I was kicking you.
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Oh, I rather enjoyed it.
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I thought we were playing shinsies.
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Well, here it is.
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14,625 points for us...
and 73 points for you.
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Let's see, you owe us 14,000... at,
uh...
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let's see five and carry two...
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85 cents.
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Pay them, Ricky.
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I'll get my purse.
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(groans)
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Yeah, I've been sitting still too
long
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I'll tell you that.
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Oh, I have, too.
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"Shine On Harvest Moon"--
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what are you doing with this old
tune, Ricky?
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Oh, we're doing it in the show.
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You know, an old-fashioned June moon
number.
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Yeah?
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Here, sit down.
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Oh, sing, Ricky.
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All right.
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Oh, shine on...
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BOTH: Shine on harvest moon
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Up in the sky
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I ain't had no loving
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Since January, February, June or July
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Hey, Fred, you're pretty good.
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Aw, sure he is.
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Let's take it from the top again.
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All right.
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ALL: Oh, shine on, shine on, harvest
moon, up in the sky
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I ain't had no loving
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(Lucy screeching along:)
Since January, February, June or July
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Show time ain't no time
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To stay outdoors...
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And spoon
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Shine on...
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Shine on...
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Hold it, hold it!
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Hold it.
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Somebody's singing off key.
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Yeah, watch that, will you?
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Somebody's singing off key.
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Well, who was it?
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Who was it?
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Well, there's only one way to find
out.
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Ahh.
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Fred?
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Ahh.
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Ethel?
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Ahh.
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Lucy?
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(off key): Ahh.
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At ease, mounties, we found our man.
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You have not.
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I hit the right note.
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The piano needs tuning.
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Oh, honey, why don't you just go and
sit down
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and listen to the rest of us, huh?
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No, either we all sing or nobody
sings.
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Well, all right then.
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If nobody wants to sing, I'll just
sing by myself.
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ALL: No!
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Well, of all the insulting...
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Now, honey, come on.
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Fix us a snack, huh?
I'm hungry.
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No, you can't insult me
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and then expect me to feed you.
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Oh, honey.
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Come on, Fred, let's see what's out
there.
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Coming, maestro.
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Oh, dear, I might just as well fix it
for them--
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they'll just get the kitchen all
messy.
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No, wait a minute, Lucy, I want to
talk to you.
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What about?
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Well, come sit down.
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You got to help me.
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My women's club wants Ricky.
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Well, I'd be very glad to help them
out, Ethel,
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but I'm not through with him yet.
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No, I didn't mean that.
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I mean, we want him to sing
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at a benefit my club is giving next
week,
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and I can't get up the nerve to ask
him.
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You ask him.
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Well... how would you like to have
the both of us?
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Is that the only way we can get
Ricky?
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Never mind that.
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Do you want us or don't you?
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Well...
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all right.
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Do you think you can get him to do
it?
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Sure, if I wheedle him.
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How soon? I got to have the posters
printed
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and the signs made for the front of
the theater, you know.
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You go ahead and have them made, I'll
work on Ricky.
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I'll start on him tonight just as
soon as you and Fred leave.
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Oh, good, we'll go right now.
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Fred?
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Come on, it's getting late.
We gotta go.
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But I'm hungry.
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Oh, come on.
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You can live off of that till
breakfast.
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Thanks, Lucy, for a lovely evening.
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Good-bye.
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85 cents.
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Straighten it up in the morning,
honey.
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Okay, dear.
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Anything you say.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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You know, I was watching you tonight.
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You're cute.
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Thank you.
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You sure look handsome in that
smoking jacket.
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I do?
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Yeah... I love you.
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Lucy, what do you want?
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Nothing, I just love you, that's all.
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Well, that's nice.
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Do you love me?
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Sure, I love you.
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Would you climb the highest mountain
for me?
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Uh-huh.
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Would you swim the widest ocean?
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Yeah.
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Would you do anything in the world
for me?
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Yup--
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anything but sing at Ethel's club
next week.
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I don't know what you're talking
about.
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And who told you?
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Fred told me.
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Oh, that big blabbermouth.
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All right, if that's the way you feel
about it,
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I'll just tell Ethel we can't make
it.
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What did you say?
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I said, I'll just tell Ethel that we
can't make it.
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What do you mean "we"?
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Well, for your information,
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Ethel asked me to appear at that
benefit, too.
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I thought perhaps we could sing a
duet together.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, Ricky, wouldn't you do it for me?
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No.
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But I can't...
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No.
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No!
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Lucy, I am not going to appear
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at that benefit.
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Do you understand?
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And I don't want to hear another word
about it, right?
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That's better.
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(wailing)
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(wailing)
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Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.
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(wailing)
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Now, Lucy!
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Lucy!
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(wailing)
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Lucy...
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All right, honey, all right.
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All right, I'll do it with you.
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You will?
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Yes, I will.
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I have an arrangement
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that you might be able to do.
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I'll bring it home tomorrow night
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and we can rehearse it.
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Oh, Ricky, you're wonderful!
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Mmm!
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LUCY (singing scales): Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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(no sound)
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
195
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Ahh.
196
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Ahh.
197
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Ahh.
198
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Ahh.
199
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Ahh.
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(no sound)
201
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Ahh.
202
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Ahh.
203
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Ahh.
204
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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(buzzer sounds)
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(buzzer sounds)
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(buzzer sounding)
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(knocking)
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Hi, honey, I forgot my key.
213
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Where's the song, where's the song?
214
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Is this it?
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That's the song.
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Ha-ha!
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"Auf Wiedersehen"?
218
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That's a nice Cuban melody.
219
00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:18,183
Well, I thought it would be very good
for you.
220
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Well, come on, let's try it.
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All right.
222
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Here, give me that.
223
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This is your part,
224
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and this is mine.
225
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All of this is mine?
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Yeah.
227
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Oh, honey, that isn't fair to you.
228
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Well, sweetheart, you are the star.
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(giggles)
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So you sing all the words
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that are written on your music,
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and I'll sing everything on mine.
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Okay.
All right?
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(clears throat)
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Are you ready?
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Yep.
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Okay, let's try it.
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(playing piano)
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Come, let us stroll down lovers' lane
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Once more to sing love's old refrain
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Soon we must say...
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Auf...
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Wiedersehen...
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Auf...
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Wiedersehen, my dear.
246
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Here in your arms I can't remain
247
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So let me kiss you once again
248
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Soon we must say...
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Auf...
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00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:40,599
Wiedersehen...
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Auf...
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Wiedersehen, my dear.
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Your love will cling to me
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Through the lonely daytime
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Each night will bring to me
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The magic memory of Maytime.
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I know my heart won't beat again...
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Until the day we meet again
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Sweetheart, good-bye...
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Auf...
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Wiedersehen...
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Auf...
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Wiedersehen, my dear.
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What's the matter?
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Didn't you like the song?
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Auf!
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00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,617
What's wrong with it?
268
00:13:05,617 --> 00:13:07,352
What's wrong with it?
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I sound like a hungry seal.
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Honey, don't be silly.
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The audience will love us.
272
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:17,329
Well, they might love you, but
they're going throw me a fish.
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Ricky Ricardo, you bring me another
song.
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Well, I am very sorry, honey,
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but that is the only song that I have
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that will fit your voice.
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We'll just have to forget all about
the benefit.
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Well, you look again, you'll be able
to find me one.
279
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,378
No, I wan't.
280
00:13:33,378 --> 00:13:35,547
Not much you want.
281
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:39,017
You find me another song tomorrow
282
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:40,752
or just dun't come home.
283
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:44,656
(barking:)
Auf!
284
00:13:44,656 --> 00:13:45,524
Auf!
285
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:47,693
Auf!
286
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,441
Hey, Lucy, look.
287
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,176
Isn't this wonderful?
288
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,911
Look at that.
289
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,646
Pretty good, huh?
290
00:14:08,947 --> 00:14:10,682
Lucy? What's the matter?
291
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,888
Lucy?
292
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,490
Ricky did say he'd do it, didn't he?
293
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,791
Lucy?
294
00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,527
(banging on piano keys)
295
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,864
This is the right name, isn't it?
296
00:14:25,864 --> 00:14:30,202
Well, yes, with one minor change:
297
00:14:34,973 --> 00:14:37,576
Mrs. Ricky Ricardo!
298
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,745
Oh, no...
299
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,480
and the show's tonight.
300
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,082
You were so sure you could wheedle
him.
301
00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:45,817
So you can't get Ricky.
302
00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:47,119
You still have me.
303
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,288
After all, what's Ricky got that I
haven't got,
304
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,456
except a band, a reputation...
305
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:53,192
And talent.
306
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:55,794
Well, now, let's not be unkind.
307
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,529
Do you want me or don't you?
308
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:58,830
Oh, I don't know.
309
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,867
It's too late to have any new posters
printed
310
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,036
and you are Mrs. Ricky Ricardo,
311
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:06,205
but it's like expecting Clark Gable
312
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,940
and getting Hubert Grimset.
313
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,579
Hubert Grimset?
I never heard of him.
314
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,314
Exactly.
315
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:20,519
Well, you must admit, I'm better than
nothing.
316
00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,820
There you've got me.
317
00:15:23,555 --> 00:15:27,025
Just what were you intending to do in
this show tonight?
318
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,495
Well, I'm not sure.
319
00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:31,363
I could sing.
320
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,966
(gasping)
321
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:38,737
But I'm not going to by popular
demand.
322
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,340
I could dance, but I don't have a
partner.
323
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,075
Oh, dear.
324
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,677
Oh...
325
00:15:45,677 --> 00:15:47,412
I know!
326
00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:50,015
Ricky's got a closet full of costumes
left from his shows.
327
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:50,882
I'll find one that fits me
328
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,618
and I'll build a whole act around it.
329
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,919
Oh, let me help you.
330
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:55,654
Haven't you ever seen this stuff in
here?
331
00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:56,955
No.
332
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:57,823
BOTH: Ohh!
333
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:58,690
(talking excitedly)
334
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,425
ETHEL: What a treasure trove.
335
00:16:00,425 --> 00:16:03,028
There's more stuff in there than you
can shake a stick at.
336
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,763
Hey, here's a clown suit.
337
00:16:04,763 --> 00:16:06,064
This might do.
338
00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:06,932
Let's see.
339
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,667
You'll get a lot of laughs with that.
340
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,836
I'll say I will.
341
00:16:11,703 --> 00:16:13,438
Oh, moths.
342
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:15,173
Yeah.
343
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:16,475
Hey, what's this?
344
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:17,776
I don't know.
345
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:18,644
(gasps)
346
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,246
Why it's half...
half a horse.
347
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,981
Say, those moths were hungrier
348
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,283
than I thought.
349
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,451
Hey, look, here's the rest of it.
350
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:28,186
Oh, Ethel!
351
00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:29,488
This is it, this is it!
352
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,789
We'll do a horse act.
353
00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,392
But it takes two people to do a horse
act.
354
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,127
Well, what are you doing tonight?
355
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,296
Me? I'm the chairman.
356
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,464
So?
357
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:40,766
I guess I could.
358
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,501
Yeah, come on, let's try it on.
359
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,236
Okay.
360
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:46,838
Lucy!
361
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:53,779
Ethel!
362
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:54,646
Now!
363
00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:55,947
Ethel!
Oh...
364
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:59,418
That's your half right there.
365
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,153
No, sir, that's your half.
366
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:02,888
Ethel, now let's be sensible about
this.
367
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,623
Who's the big name in this twosome?
368
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,358
I'm Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.
369
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,093
Listen, Lucy, when you're inside a
horse,
370
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:10,696
it doesn't matter if you're Mrs.
Hubert Grimset.
371
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,166
I'm only doing this benefit for you.
372
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,768
I should think you could do this one
little thing for me.
373
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:19,371
Listen, Lucy, even for sweet charity,
374
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,973
I am not going to be the back end of
a horse.
375
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:25,444
Ethel, now, be sensible.
376
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,612
Who's going to recognize you?
377
00:17:27,612 --> 00:17:29,348
You just said so yourself.
378
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,083
Well...
379
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,818
Come on, now try it on.
380
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,119
(moaning)
381
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:38,023
Why do these things always happen to
me?
382
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:39,758
Take off your shoes.
383
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,625
Take off my shoes?
Yes.
384
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,228
You have to step into this thing.
385
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,963
This is the front.
That's right.
386
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:45,831
Into the feet?
Yeah.
387
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:47,566
Now, I'll hold onto you.
388
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:51,036
Oh, if my family in Albuquerque could
see me,
389
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,771
they'd die of shame.
390
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:56,241
Speaking of Albuquerque--
391
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,277
is it true that your father drinks
goat's milk?
392
00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:01,446
I only hope this fit the horse better
393
00:18:01,446 --> 00:18:02,748
than it does me.
394
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,049
Turn around now.
395
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,651
That's it.
396
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:07,519
There.
397
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,122
There, that looks wonderful!
398
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:14,025
Are you sure nobody can tell who I
am?
399
00:18:14,025 --> 00:18:18,363
I defy anybody to recognize you.
400
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,664
Hi, Lucy.
401
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:21,400
I got something for you.
402
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,701
Hello, Fred.
403
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,605
Hello, Ethel.
404
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,714
What did I tell you?
405
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,015
Oh, now, Ethel...
406
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:40,051
Fred had to know that was you in that
costume,
407
00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:41,353
didn't you Fred?
408
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,522
What costume?
409
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:45,690
That's all, brother-- count me out.
410
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:46,992
Oh, Ethel!
411
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,293
Oh, no.
412
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,594
Oh, Ethel!
413
00:18:49,594 --> 00:18:50,896
Nothing doing.
414
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,631
Lucy, I stopped by the club, and
Ricky asked me
415
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:53,498
to bring you this.
Music?
416
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,667
It's the number he's going to do with
you tonight
417
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,535
at Ethel's benefit.
418
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,703
Oh, Ethel, he's going to do it!
419
00:18:58,703 --> 00:19:00,005
Thank goodness.
420
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:00,872
He wants you to look it over,
421
00:19:00,872 --> 00:19:02,174
and he'll join you there later.
422
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,909
He's bringing the costumes.
Oh, wonderful.
423
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,644
"Underneath the Bamboo Tree."
424
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,680
Oh, Ethel, this is that cute song and
dance number
425
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,849
that Ricky had in the show last year.
426
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,150
I know it backwards.
427
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:14,319
Da-da...
da-da, da-da
428
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,488
Da-da...
da-da, da-da...
429
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,789
What's all this?
430
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:18,657
Oh, those are jokes--
431
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,392
Ricky's got a cane that he taps on
the floor with
432
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,561
when he wants the music to stop...
433
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,428
(tapping)
434
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,163
And you tell one of these jokes.
435
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,898
Oh, good, I love to tell jokes.
436
00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,633
Hey, rehearse them with me, will you,
Fred?
437
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,501
Why, sure I will.
438
00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:32,103
Dya-dya...
dya-dya, dya-dya
439
00:19:32,103 --> 00:19:34,272
Dya-dya...
dya-dya, dya-dya
440
00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,441
Dya-dya...
dya-dya, dya-dya
441
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:37,742
Tap, tap, tap.
442
00:19:37,742 --> 00:19:38,610
Tap, tap, tap.
443
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:39,478
Hi, Lucy.
444
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,779
Hiya, Ricky.
445
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:41,646
You know, a funny thing happened to
me
446
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:42,948
on the way to the theater this
evening.
447
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:43,815
What?
448
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,116
Well, a tramp come up to me in the
street
449
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,719
and told me that he hadn't had a bite
in weeks.
450
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:48,587
What did you do?
451
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:49,888
I bit him.
452
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,924
Oh, brother.
453
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:58,129
You keep out of this, Whirlaway.
454
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,636
Come on, let's get to my jokes.
455
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,805
Da-da...
da-da, da-da.
456
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:07,672
Tap, tap, tap.
457
00:20:07,672 --> 00:20:08,974
Did you hear...
458
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,275
No, no, no, I forgot to tell you--
459
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,142
that's Ricky's line.
460
00:20:11,142 --> 00:20:13,311
Did you hear about the big fire
461
00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:14,613
down at the shoe factory?
462
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:15,914
What happened?
463
00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:18,083
200 soles were lost.
464
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:20,252
Ho, ho, ho-- what a boffola.
465
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,155
He must be saving the good jokes for
me.
466
00:20:24,155 --> 00:20:25,457
Tap, tap, tap.
467
00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:26,758
You know, there are two things...
468
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,059
Wo, wo, wo...
469
00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:29,361
That's Ricky's line, too.
470
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,662
Oh, I was afraid of that.
471
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,831
You know, there are two things that I
can't...
472
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,698
Wait a minute.
473
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:35,433
Who does he think he is?
474
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:38,036
He's got all the funny lines for
himself.
475
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,771
Well, I'm not going to do it with
him.
476
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:40,639
Oh, now, Lucy.
477
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,807
If you don't do it, Ricky won't.
478
00:20:42,807 --> 00:20:44,109
Well, I don't care.
479
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,278
Oh, Lucy, I never thought I'd live
480
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,579
to ask this question,
481
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,314
but will you please sing
482
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,615
at our benefit tonight?
483
00:20:50,615 --> 00:20:51,483
No.
484
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:52,784
Oh, please.
485
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:53,652
No.
486
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:54,953
I'll be in such a mess.
487
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,254
I told all the women...
488
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,423
Wait a minute, wait a minute, I got
an idea.
489
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,291
Okay, I'll do it.
490
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,592
Good.
491
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,459
You two skedaddle.
492
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:03,628
I have a little studying to do.
493
00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:04,930
Oh, come on, Fred.
Let's leave her while she's...
494
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,665
All right, all right.
495
00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:11,436
Tap, tap, tap.
496
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,605
(miming)
497
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,654
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Thompson, thank
you.
498
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:32,257
And now, club members and guests
499
00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:34,426
comes the piece de resistance--
500
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:38,330
that means the best part of the
evening--
501
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:45,270
Mr. And Mrs. Ricky Ricardo in "Songs
and Witty Sayings."
502
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:48,740
(band strikes up jaunty music)
503
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:05,657
We'll build a bungalow big enough for
two
504
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,392
Big enough for two
505
00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:08,259
My honey!
506
00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:09,995
Yes, me and you
507
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,296
Ha, ha, ha, ha
508
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,465
And when we're married
509
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,067
Happy we'll be...
510
00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:19,104
Under the bamboo...
511
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:21,706
Underneath the bamboo tree.
512
00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:23,441
(tapping)
513
00:22:23,441 --> 00:22:24,309
Say, Lucy?
514
00:22:24,309 --> 00:22:25,176
Yeah, Ricky.
515
00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:26,478
You know, a funny thing happened to
me
516
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,779
on the way to the theater tonight.
517
00:22:27,779 --> 00:22:28,647
What?
518
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:29,948
A tramp came up to me in the street
519
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:32,117
and said he hadn't had a bite in
weeks.
520
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,285
What'd you do, bite him?
521
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:48,166
If... you'd... be...
522
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:53,371
M-i-n-e, mine, I'll be t-h-i-n-e,
thine
523
00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:59,010
And I'll l-o-v-e, love you all the
t-i-m-e, time.
524
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,311
(tapping)
525
00:23:00,311 --> 00:23:01,179
Say, Lucy?
526
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:02,914
Yeah, Ricky.
527
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:04,649
Did you hear about the big fire
528
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:05,950
down in the shoe factory?
529
00:23:05,950 --> 00:23:08,119
I'll bet some heel started it.
530
00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:18,963
You're supposed to say, "what
happened?"
531
00:23:18,963 --> 00:23:19,831
Huh?
532
00:23:19,831 --> 00:23:20,699
"What happened?"
533
00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:23,301
200 soles were lost!
534
00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,543
You...
are... the...
535
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:36,748
B-e-s-t, best of all r-e-s-t, rest
536
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,350
And I'll l-o-v-e, love you
537
00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:42,387
All the t-i-m-e, time.
538
00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:43,254
(tapping)
539
00:23:43,254 --> 00:23:44,556
Go ahead.
540
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:51,062
I'm onto your tricks.
541
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,363
You start it this time.
Go ahead.
542
00:23:52,363 --> 00:23:53,665
Okay.
543
00:23:53,665 --> 00:23:54,966
You know, there are two things
544
00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:57,135
that I can't eat for breakfast--
545
00:23:57,135 --> 00:23:58,436
lunch and dinner.
546
00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:08,847
We'll...
have... an...
547
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:13,184
L-a-r-k, lark up in the p-a-r-k, park
548
00:24:13,184 --> 00:24:18,389
And I'll k-i-s-s, kiss you in the
d-a-r-k, dark.
549
00:24:18,823 --> 00:24:19,691
(tapping)
550
00:24:19,691 --> 00:24:21,426
Go ahead.
551
00:24:23,161 --> 00:24:24,462
I got you this time.
552
00:24:24,462 --> 00:24:26,631
I got a joke that you never heard in
your whole life.
553
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,800
Okay, go ahead, spill it, brother.
554
00:24:30,535 --> 00:24:34,005
Did you hear about the girl that was
so dumb
555
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:37,475
that she thought a football coach had
four wheels?
556
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:38,343
Ha, ha, ha--
557
00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,644
four wheels!
558
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:40,945
(laughing)
559
00:24:40,945 --> 00:24:41,813
(laughing)
560
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:45,717
How many wheels does it have?
561
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:56,127
Oh, what's the use.
562
00:24:56,127 --> 00:25:02,634
And when we're married, happy we'll
be
563
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:06,104
Under the bamboo...
564
00:25:06,104 --> 00:25:08,706
Under the bamboo...
565
00:25:08,706 --> 00:25:14,345
Under the bamboo tree.
566
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:39,070
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WGBH access.wgbh.org
567
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:32,423
I Love Lucy is a Desilu production.
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