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(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
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Good morning, Lucy.
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Lucy!
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(screams)
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Good morning.
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Shh! Ricky's still asleep.
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What's on your mind, Ethel?
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Oh, nothing.
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You want to borrow something?
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Eggs, sugar, flour?
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No, thanks.
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Are you sure there's nothing on your
mind?
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No, not a thing.
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How about a cup of coffee?
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No, thanks.
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Well, I must say
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you're taking it calmly.
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How's that?
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I said I must say you're taking it
calmly.
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Now it comes.
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What's on your mind, Ethel?
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Look, honey, you don't have to
pretend with me.
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I come to you this morning
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not just as a landlady, not just as a
friend,
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but as a shoulder on which to weep
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in this time of crisis.
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Well.
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I think you've been twisting those
curlers too tight.
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Oh, honey, you're wonderful.
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It's not every wife
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who can keep her sense of humor
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when her husband's running around
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with another woman.
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(laughing): Oh, Ethel.
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Where'd you ever get an idea like
that?
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What do you mean another woman?
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Have you seen this morning's paper?
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No.
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Oh, well, I'm not going to be
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the one to show it to you.
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Oh, you're not?
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Page eight, column two.
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"What Cuban bandleader with the
initials R.R.
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"is making cat's eyes at his dancing
mouse?
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"There's more going on during that
floor show
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than the script calls for."
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Oh, Ethel, that's just a publicity
story.
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It is, huh?
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Sure, Ricky's press agent put that
in.
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He did, huh?
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Certainly. He has to keep Ricky's
name before the public.
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He does, huh?
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Ricky doesn't care anything
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about that new dancer of his.
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Ha! What's she like?
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Rosemary?
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Oh, she's a brunette
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and she has a wonderful figure
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and she's... young and... quite
pretty.
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Oh, Ethel, it's just a publicity
story.
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Ricky is trustworthy, fine, honest
and loyal.
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Well, if he was brave, clean and
thrifty
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he'd be a Boy Scout.
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A cat's eye patrol, of course.
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All right, Ethel, that's enough.
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(banging on floor)
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I'll be right down, Fred.
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Look, honey, don't let this get you
down.
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Ethel, I love Ricky.
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He's the most wonderful husband in
the world,
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and I trust him implicitly.
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You just keep saying that.
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Ricky, it's time to get up, dear.
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Time to get up, Ricky.
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Hi, honey.
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Are you awake, dear?
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, what's that for?
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That's for being a big two-timer,
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you... you Cuban heel.
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What?
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Open your big cat's eyes and read
this.
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Hey, cut it out!
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Honey, honey, cut it out!
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Honey, come on, now.
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Cut it out.
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That's just a publicity story.
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It is, huh?
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Sure, my press agent put that in.
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He did, huh?
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Well, he has to keep my name in front
of the public.
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He does, huh?
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Why, honey, I don't care anything
about that new dancer.
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Ha!
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Oh, honey.
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You can trust me.
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I can, huh?
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Why, sure.
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I'm as faithful as an old dog.
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Yeah, old Rover.
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Oh, Lucy, you know
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I don't love anyone else but you.
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There's nothing between Rosemary and
me, honey.
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Cross your heart?
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Well, I think I have
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a better way to convince you.
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Did that convince you?
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What were we talking about?
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I don't know.
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Oh, Rosemary.
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Oh.
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Honey, now, you got to get used to
those kind of stories.
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You know, they're going to keep
showing up
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as long as I'm in show business.
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Well...
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Look, honey, why don't you come down
to the club
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and see for yourself.
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Oh, no, that's not necessary.
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Well, if there's any doubt in your
mind at all...
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No, no.
None whatsoever.
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Come on, honey, you've got to get
dressed.
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You'll be late for rehearsal.
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Okay, Rosemary.
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What?!
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I meant Lucy.
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Yeah.
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(chatter)
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All right, all right, break it up,
break it up.
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We have to go through the whole
Saturday night show.
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Come on.
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Let's break it up.
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(band members grumble)
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You're always squawking about
something.
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Come on, will you?
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We got a lot of work to do today.
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Playing cards, arguing about the
salary,
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reading the racing form...
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Where is Rosemary?
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Is she late again?
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No, no, she's getting into her
costume
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for the Jezebel number.
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All right.
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Well, let's take a...
let's take a letter "A," huh?
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And please, the first fellow
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who acts like he's playing in his
sleep
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is going to get traded to Phil
Spitalny.
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Let's do it nice.
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Put a little pep into it.
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Here we go.
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(band snores and plays sleepily)
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All right, all right, all right.
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(whistles)
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Hi, Ricky.
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Hi.
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Is this okay?
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That's great, if we don't get raided.
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Listen, I want to...
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Before we start on this number,
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I want to find out
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what happens in the first part of the
dance.
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You know, when you go around me
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in the first part of the number, how
does it go?
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Step, step, round.
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And then what else?
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You go around here again?
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And then I come back here.
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And then you come back and we go
again?
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(ripping noise)
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Oh, no!
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Oh...
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Gee, me and my big feet.
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I'm sorry, kid.
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Gee, I hope I can get it fixed by the
show.
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Well, I tell you what--
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give it to me and I'll have it fixed
for you.
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Oh, you're a doll.
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Well, I'll go and change before this
thing tears some more.
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All right.
I'll be back in a minute.
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Let's take something now that she's
gone.
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Let's take "Cumbachero," huh?
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From the top?
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All right, here we go.
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(band plays)
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Something is wrong with that first
chord there.
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Wait a minute.
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I've got an E-natural there, Ricky.
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E-natural?
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That should be E-flat concert.
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Let's try it, I think that's right.
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Just the brass alone.
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(brass plays an E-flat)
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That's it, that's it.
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Now, everybody now.
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All right?
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Here we go.
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Here it is.
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Oh, put it in my coat pocket, will
you?
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Listen, get, uh...
the Jezebel number, now.
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When she's ready, all right?
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The Jezebel number from the top.
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Everybody.
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Here we go.
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(band plays)
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Who is it?
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What?
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Look, honey, chicken and rice.
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Arroz con pollo!
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Yeah.
Oh, boy!
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What did I do to rate all this?
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Well, I'm trying to make up for being
so silly this morning.
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Oh, honey, forget it.
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No.
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I was wrong to mistrust you and I'm
ashamed of myself.
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Do you forgive me?
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Well, I... I guess so.
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Of course, I was terribly hurt.
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Oh.
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How could you possibly think
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that I could look at anyone else but
you?
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Oh, go on-- you didn't give it a
second thought all day.
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I din't, huh?
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No, you din't.
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Listen, I couldn't think of anything
else.
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You know where I spent all afternoon?
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Where?
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Uh... I went to the park.
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Oh?
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Yeah, I went to the park and...
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I sat there and...
I fed the pigeons
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and, uh... and I brooded.
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You mean you didn't even go to
rehearsal?
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Uh...?
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Is that what you meant to tell me?
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Well, that's not exactly what I meant
to tell you...
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Oh, honey, then you do care about me.
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Of course, I do.
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You were so upset you couldn't even
go to rehearsal.
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That's right, honey.
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Oh-ho, baby.
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Honey, let's eat, would you?
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I'm hungry.
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Look at all that wonderful food!
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What is this?
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What is that?
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Now, now, baby, now.
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Don't "now, baby" me.
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What is this?
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Oh! Oh, that.
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Oh, well, that's, uh...
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that's, uh...
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a black-lace...
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Blue jeans?
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Now, honey...
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So this is why you didn't go to
rehearsal today.
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Now, wait a minute, honey.
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You may have been in the park all
afternoon,
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but you weren't feeding the pigeons.
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Now, Lucy, if you just give me
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a chance to 'splain.
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All right.
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All right, I want to be fair about
this.
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'Splain.
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Well, you...
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You'll have to speak louder than
that.
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All right, I'll tell you the truth.
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Well, that'll be novel.
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You haven't tried that before.
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I did not go to the park this
afternoon and fed the pigeons.
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No.
272
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:52,321
I went to rehearsal.
273
00:12:52,321 --> 00:12:53,322
Yeah.
274
00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:56,826
And that's Rosemary's, uh...
275
00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:58,828
black-lace, uh...
276
00:12:58,828 --> 00:13:01,547
Blue jeans.
277
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,915
Yeah.
278
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,917
I tore it by mistake,
279
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,919
so she took it off and she put it in
my pocket.
280
00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,921
Ha!
281
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,675
Well, if you don't believe me, ask
the boys in the band.
282
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:13,676
They were all there.
283
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:18,180
Well, that must have been a cozy
gathering.
284
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:20,182
Now, look, honey, I went to
rehearsal.
285
00:13:20,182 --> 00:13:21,684
That's part of the costume
286
00:13:21,684 --> 00:13:24,186
that Rosemary wears in the Jezebel
number.
287
00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:27,189
I stepped on it, it tore, she took it
off,
288
00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:28,190
she put in my pocket
289
00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:30,192
and I brought it home for you to fix.
290
00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:34,497
Is that the truth, Ricky?
291
00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:35,498
Cross my heart.
292
00:13:35,498 --> 00:13:38,000
You do believe me, don't you, honey?
293
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,502
Of course, dear.
294
00:13:39,502 --> 00:13:42,004
There is one other question I'd like
to ask you, though.
295
00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:42,822
What's that?
296
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,624
Where were you this afternoon?!
297
00:13:48,844 --> 00:13:51,347
Now, look, honey, I told you the
truth
298
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,349
and that's the end of it.
299
00:13:53,349 --> 00:13:54,350
No, it isn't.
300
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:55,851
All right, if you don't believe me,
301
00:13:55,851 --> 00:13:57,853
come down to the club tonight and see
for yourself.
302
00:13:57,853 --> 00:13:59,855
You're darn right, I will.
303
00:13:59,855 --> 00:14:00,856
All right!
All right!
304
00:14:00,856 --> 00:14:01,857
Well, good-bye.
305
00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:02,858
Good-bye!
306
00:14:18,374 --> 00:14:20,376
Excuse me.
307
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,298
Come on in, Ethel.
308
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,802
I was just...
polishing the doorknob.
309
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,008
I suppose you heard everything.
310
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,243
No, honey, not a thing.
311
00:14:37,676 --> 00:14:39,578
Well, I just quarreled with Ricky.
312
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:40,813
I don't blame you.
313
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,264
Who does he think he is
314
00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:45,050
going around, tearing girls'
black-lace blue jeans?
315
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887
Didn't hear a thing, huh?
316
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,589
Well, I might have caught a word here
and there.
317
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,777
You going to throw all that food out?
318
00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:57,079
Well, Ricky, doesn't want it.
319
00:14:57,079 --> 00:14:58,080
Do you want some?
320
00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,865
Um... no, I'm not a bit hungry.
321
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:03,535
Well, I might just taste it to see
how your recipe is.
322
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:08,507
(sighs)
323
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,315
What's your next move, honey?
324
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,183
I'm going down to that club tonight.
325
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:21,520
He's pretty clever asking you to come
down to the club.
326
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,321
Huh?
327
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,723
You're not dumb enough to fall for
that, are you?
328
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,526
I should say not.
329
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,779
Fall for what?
330
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,067
You go down there tonight; he knows
you're coming;
331
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:37,569
he's on his good behavior; you're
satisfied;
332
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:41,540
you come home; and he starts playing
cat and mouse again.
333
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,910
Why, that big stinker!
334
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,779
Well, gee, what'll I do?
335
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,631
You're going to call him up
336
00:15:48,631 --> 00:15:51,133
and tell him you're not coming down.
337
00:15:51,634 --> 00:15:53,135
Yeah!
338
00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:00,192
Why?
339
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:04,480
Because you're going to sneak in
there without his knowing it
340
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:08,183
and watch the floor show and see
what's really going on.
341
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:09,935
Gee, that's a wonderful idea.
342
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,570
I'll call right now.
343
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,538
Oh, wait a minute.
344
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,356
I can't sneak into the club.
345
00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:15,658
Everybody knows me down there.
346
00:16:15,658 --> 00:16:16,659
That won't work.
347
00:16:16,659 --> 00:16:18,160
Well, we'll think of something.
348
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,161
Well, what?
349
00:16:19,161 --> 00:16:21,163
I don't know, but you call him up
350
00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:23,115
and tell him you're not coming down.
351
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:24,616
All right.
Just leave it to me.
352
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,118
Okay.
353
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:38,213
Hello, this is Mrs. Ricky Ricardo.
354
00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:40,265
Would you please tell Mr. Ricardo
355
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:43,235
that I won't be able to come down to
the club tonight.
356
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,036
That's right.
357
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,237
Thank you.
358
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,889
I've got it.
359
00:16:46,889 --> 00:16:48,390
What?
360
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:50,843
Where's the best place to see what
he's doing on the stage?
361
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,111
Where?
362
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,112
Right on the stage.
363
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:56,398
Now, he does a number with Rosemary,
doesn't he?
364
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:57,399
Yeah.
365
00:16:57,399 --> 00:16:59,284
And there are dancing girls...
366
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:06,792
(music swells)
367
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:15,667
Right over there
368
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,070
is where the girls go onto the stage.
369
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,339
RICKY: Now make sure you get the
girls out there
370
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,724
in time for the Jezebel number.
371
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:24,376
And tell Bill Caine, the electrician,
to be on his toes.
372
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,096
That's my favorite number and I don't
want it loused up.
373
00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:27,913
Now, get going.
374
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:28,897
We got to hide.
375
00:17:28,897 --> 00:17:30,399
RICKY: Hey, wait a minute.
376
00:17:30,399 --> 00:17:32,401
There's something else I want to show
you in here.
377
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:12,191
(band begins playing)
378
00:18:22,484 --> 00:18:28,407
Would be better had I never known
379
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:33,078
A lover such as you
380
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:45,624
Forsaken dreams are all for the siren
call of your arms
381
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:51,363
Like a demon love possess me you
382
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:55,767
Obsess me constantly
383
00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:08,180
Whatever star is mine that my fate's
design should be
384
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:11,383
Jezebel
385
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:15,787
Jezebel
386
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:22,995
If ever a devil was born without a
pair of horns
387
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:26,198
It was you
388
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:30,202
Jezebel
389
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:34,640
It was you
390
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:39,578
If ever an angel fell
391
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,381
Jezebel
392
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:45,984
It was you
393
00:19:45,984 --> 00:19:49,988
Jezebel
394
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:53,992
It was you
395
00:19:53,992 --> 00:20:02,467
If ever a pair of eyes promised
paradise
396
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:10,976
Deceiving me, grieving me, leaving me
blue
397
00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:15,063
Jezebel
398
00:20:15,063 --> 00:20:20,185
It was you.
399
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:31,256
If ever a pair of eyes promised
paradise
400
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:38,263
Deceiving me, grieving me, leaving me
blue...
401
00:21:39,264 --> 00:21:42,467
Jezebel
402
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:46,605
Jezebel
403
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:53,195
If ever the devil's plan was made to
torment man
404
00:21:53,195 --> 00:21:56,698
It was you
405
00:21:56,698 --> 00:22:03,705
Night and day, every way...
406
00:22:04,706 --> 00:22:08,210
Jezebel
407
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:10,712
Jezebel...
408
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:24,276
Jezebel!
409
00:22:27,062 --> 00:22:30,882
(crash backstage)
410
00:22:56,091 --> 00:22:58,093
Lucy!
411
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,399
Lucy.
412
00:23:04,399 --> 00:23:06,902
Oh, did I wake you up, dear?
413
00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:09,905
Oh, that's all right.
414
00:23:10,906 --> 00:23:12,407
I went to bed early.
415
00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:13,408
Oh, you did?
416
00:23:13,408 --> 00:23:14,910
Yeah, about 8:30.
417
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:16,411
What time is it?
418
00:23:16,411 --> 00:23:17,412
It's about 2:30.
419
00:23:17,412 --> 00:23:18,914
Oh, really?
420
00:23:18,914 --> 00:23:21,416
You know, the funniest thing happened
tonight
421
00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:22,834
down at the club.
What?
422
00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:25,904
A strange girl got into the chorus
line.
423
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:26,705
Oh, really?
424
00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:27,706
Yeah.
425
00:23:28,206 --> 00:23:30,008
She was terrible, too.
426
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,613
She was real ugly.
427
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:39,017
And she had the worst figure I've
ever seen.
428
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:42,287
And she didn't know any of the steps
at all.
429
00:23:42,687 --> 00:23:44,689
Well, how could a thing like that
430
00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,291
possibly happen, dear?
431
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,693
I haven't got the slightest idea.
432
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:53,064
(screams)
433
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,803
Oh, you knew it all the time.
434
00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,875
Come here.
435
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,741
(I Love Lucy theme music plays)
436
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:23,495
Captioned by Media Access Group at
WGBH access.wgbh.org
437
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,003
Rosemary was played by Helen Silver.
438
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,000
I Love Lucy is a Desilu Production.
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